/biz/ - Business & Finance

nice early thread, keep up the good work

>>53903717
thank god you did this. I was about to post one. You bake slut

in other news
poop

>>53903738
>OIL can't get up to 78

>Futures

if a cure for baldness was found, would it be profitable to invest in?

>>53903743
yes. everything in my life is embarrassingly flaccid I am afraid.

WHAT IS THE PRICE TARGET FOR BOIL

EOY WHATS THE INFORMATION
I CANNOT SWING LIKE THIS AHHHHHHHHHH

>>53903748
wow, I will remember to never read your ramblings again

>>53903744
Did that bullet blow through the back of his skull? I’d be so pissed if I died from a pass through bullet from some weak suicidal motherfucker.

>>53903748
we writing letters about jxn now?

>>53903748
man i wish i had the patience to keep a journal. closest thing i have is my transactions get sent to my gmail and i can search for it there , but i am too busy masturbating to porn on /b/

>>53903763
Replicel ticker REPCF.

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

>>53903765
>WHAT IS THE PRICE TARGET FOR BOIL
Before or after the multiple reverse splits?

INTC better not fuck me tomorrow, seems to be defending $25.

>>53903748
Kek, the future zoomers will read your diary and laugh at you for not buying Bitcoin and Litecoin

>>53903748
I think I got some Jack around 1530. It's my 401K so I can wait for it to climb back up.

I'm waiting for Costco earnings, wonder how they will do?

>>53903786
Bitch I do you one better. I BUY INVERSES 3x BEAR STOCKS. HOW ABOUT DAT NIGGA DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU OLD ASS WHITE PASTY NASTY ASS WHITE NIGGA

WE WAZ FREE WE WAZ KANGS WE WAZ ETF

oops forgot image

Speaking of Jack stocks JAKK looks like it's about to dump back to where I first bot it. Might load up again.

>>53903831
Yikes, I do business with one of those companies... regularly

>>53903722
>Question is why would you go to TWTR for stock charts.?
I don't use twitter for charts but I do use it to watch bulltards and beartards to insult each other. Sometimes I search a ticker to see if anyone is talking about it, thats why I noticed the daily chart feature today while searching AQB.

>>53903743
>>53903764
Oil will hit 80 and then fall again.

>>53903840
Sir, please stop awkwardly hanging around in Victoria's Secret.

>>53903816
COST will do fine because a brand new one just opened 2 months ago near me and I had a membership in the first week and its packed everyday I've been since.
This is financial advice.

>US 10Y up 18 pips

I take the Wellington pill tomorrow. WML boys

PBR

>>53903840
w-why is the gril giving me Krogers peppers? I am not comfortable with this image.

>>53903886
Well then you sure don't want to check 2 Year Yield Computer.

i'm doing good right?

Those who missed out shorting S&P the EUROfag ETF's just got caught with their BARE ass hanging out. A prime welcome to getting BEARAPE'D

>>53903901
*pats you on the head*
Yes, you are
*you blush and your prostate tingles pleasurably*

>>53903786
SKYT

>>53903793
Where the hell do you get this shit? An all time low is coming up NOW and you think natural gasbis a thing of the past?

>>53903851
what a retarded thing to say. i guarantee frozen pizza makes gains over anything fresh during a recession.

>>53903831
> Wendy's beat
Celebration! This calls for some nuggies. :3

Need FNGU to keep going down just a bit more

>>53903918
>gains over anything fresh during a recession.
Wrong.

>>53903899
oh. my. God.

>>53903918
Are there any good frozen pizza stocks? Or any good generic/private label food manufacturers?

>>53903899
So another rate hike just confirmed... oh wowzers kekekeke

>>53903891
She's not giving them to you, she's showing them. She's going to make you stuffed peppers for dinner tonight

>>53903901
no you are gambling and if you keep gambling eventually you'll be at 2/14 again

>>53903981
Futures are pricing a peak terminal rate of like 5.50%. Terminal as in cancer.

Feels great being a bear.

>>53903919
I guess because normies are going broke and gotta feed on fast food more than groceries kek

>>53904002
>>53903981
>>53903961
>>53903899
>>53903886
higher...

>>53904020
...for longer

>>53903973
Nestle owns Digiorno's, Tombstone and Jack's. Totino's is owned by General Mills. Pretty boring.

However, Red Baron is owned by Schwan's, a major American frozen food maker, family-owned until recently, but now owned by CJ CheilJedang, a Korean publicly traded foods conglomerate. So I'd go for that one.

CJ CheilJedang also owns one other thing that I recognize, Bibigo, a brand of asian ready-to-eat foods that i've seen at Whole Foods and other upscale supermarkets. That kind of stuff has a magnificent margin.

>>53903996

>>53904020
>>53904029

>>53904029
>>53904020
Longer?

>>53904049
oh lol I thought that was a portfolio, not sure what social media thing that is, but generally if youre not an attractive woman i doubt you will make money as an influencer

>>53903901
You're like a little baby

>>53904011
Walmart had these frozen brand pizzas for $3.67 for months. Good filling meal for one. Now theyre 4.47, fuck that. And fuck 8.96 Delissio

>mere moments from now

>>53904064
that's a man

>>53904090
Correct anon

>>53904074

>>53904083
The tortinos pizza was pretty good. Used to get a party pack for 5.

>>53904035
>a major American frozen food maker, family-owned until recently, but now owned by CJ CheilJedang, a Korean publicly traded foods conglomerate.

Holy shit, why is America so fucking cucked?

>>53904083
when i was in college in 2012, the Aldi had a $2 frozen pizza that was killer if you baked in an extra 5 minutes past the time it said. I later learned it was a dupe of Jack's basically, but half the price.

They even had supremes with a good amount of toppings for like $2.39, it was basically unbeatable. Used to eat one most days for a good while. I would be heavily invested in Aldi if it weren't private.

>>53904130
WTF. I always liked the red baron pizza. I used to get the breakfast pizzas they had to.

uh oh, stinky

>>53904130
Have you ever had Japanese or Korean brands of frozen food? It's literally worlds above. This is a flawlessly good development

Everyone is so bearish means that the bottom is in.

>>53903840
Peppers are good. I like KR too.

>>53904130
We used to make things in this country...

Min max MMT:
>emergency fed meeting in April hike rates to 10% immediately
>everyone loses job and relaxes all summer
>emergency fed meeting in September cut rates to zero immediately
>everyone gets new higher paying job

Would this solve inflation

>>53904064
ver long... 5%+ into March 2024

>>53904058
>FUNDAMENTALLY VERTICAL

indeed anon

>>53904145
>dow still green

>>53904171
AND WE WILL AGAIN SON, JUST YOU WAIT...

>>53904174
It would destroy the global economy. So yes. In the sense that chugging antifreeze fixes sobriety.

>>53904164
>so bearish

>>53904180

>>53904146
That's not the point you fat, greedy fucking retard. Do you really think the US can just continue to sell off all of its assets to foreign countries and/or entities, and have there be no consequences or conflicts of interest over the long term?

>>53904133
Aldi is now the third biggest grocery store in the US

>>53904192

>>53903805
Future zoomers will be dead in a trench if the oligarchs have their way

>>53904146
the American food conglomerate fears the...
uhhh...

Ahem, Korea weeb bros or whatever you're called. Please, tell me ... how would you say "Samurai" in your language?

>that TSLA DROP after hours
if even the cult stocks drop, what hope do other tickers have?

>>53904219
shut up, reddit.

uhm, SPXS bros? moshi-mosh~

>>53903831
Damn.... I do business with a couple of those companies...

>>53904228
the time for value is back

It's hilarious how I spent all day shilling RETA to you tards yesterday and nobody bought. Then it went up 200% today. /smg/ are clowns. On a spiritual and physical level you are all actual clowns

>>53904164
Don't kid yourself. I'm bearish but even I know the Tesla dip is simply going to be slurped tomorrow

>>53903831
KR is my top holding so go ahead and short it they will miss and it will crash somewhere between 7 and 20%

>>53903840
What the FUCK is KR's problem?

>>53904230
you will feel the wrath of my blade soon enough, Worst Korea non-enjoyer

>>53904249
Have fun in jail lmao

It's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8FkLRT6Eo

>>53904275
fuck you glow nigger i'm behind 7 proxies
>Verification not required.

>>53904164
Better buy now!

I need to stop jerking off so much. My penis definitely works considering im back at three jerks a day minimum. Coincidentally im also heavy in the green.

>>53904249
GODDAMMIT MAN I WASNT HERE YESTERDAY

>>53904249
We seen too many scams in the past to ever trust these earnings play.

>>53904228
None. Every meme company and Silicon Valley boiler room scam that only just became relevant within the past 10 years is going to completely collapse into dust. These companies only came to existence and stayed afloat solely because of the cheap liquidity floating around the markets provided by the Fed's QE. Now that QE is shut off, these companies are absolutely fucking done for. You can also kiss goodbye to other scams birthed by the QE economy of the past 10 years like ESG investing. The wheat is going to be separated from the chaff and only the strong are going survive. If you must go long on something during this downturn, I suggest you start looking for value stocks- the old boring boomer stocks- companies that actually work in the background to keep this country afloat in sectors such as consumer defensives, utilities, energy, healthcare, etc. Whatever you do, stay the fuck away from the tech sector, its going to implode in on itself. Think FTX, but instead of just one company, its dozens if not hundreds.

>>53904195
>>53904206
I need to sue Mott Capital. Gonna call my attorney AFK

>>53904285
Look, I don't give a fuck to report you but if you were serious there's a good chance you'll get caught soon.
I'd be booking a ticket out of the US now.

If it was a lucky gamble, then congratulations.

Line not looking healthy bros.

>>53904285
based insider shill who posts once and disappears, we like to have fun around here.

i can't imagine that TSLA dip isn't getting slurped alllll day long tomorrow
someone convince me not to go all in and ride it back to 200 for an easy 5%

>>53904341
it's over, all of it. Finished

I CANT YIELD

>>53904323
if he didnt buy the stock then he isnt going to get caught, he generously gave us insider info and i wasnt here yesterday to take it... fuck

>>53904322
wtf did chinaman do

>>53904341
Look at the S&P Emini Futures right now and then revaluate your question, fucktard.

Shouldnt we test circuit breakers just to make sure they work?

>>53904202
aldi is just unbeatable. the selection is limited but not really more limited than a typical stop n shop, price chopper, giant, giant eagle type supermarket, and like literally half the price. aldi even beats walmart on most prices except for bulk things. i only started shopping elsewhere becuase i now had money and started to get bored of what they had, so i started going to italian specialty groceries & asian ones instead.

i still occasionally get a hankering for one really specific thing, which is getting 1 aldi sourdough bread boule, a 1lb pack of deli slice turkey, a pack of swiss-flavor american-cheese slices, and any of lettuce/tomato/avocado/mustard that i dont have at home. you can make like 10 big stacked shaggy rogers sandwiches for under a dollar per.

>>53904381
chinaman? you mean rocketman?

>>53903858
Honestly if it just zigzagged between 75 and 80 forever thatd be perfect. Oil companies are still profitable at that rate without consumers getting ass raped at the pumps.

By my calculations, it's literally over tomorrow.

>>53904249
i cant get over this bros... i missed my chance to make 100k in 1 day...

>>53904436
God I hope so

>>53904422
I'd rather we pump to 100+ again so I can sell back out of my oil trades.
Gets pretty boring when I just buy and hold.

>>53904249
Pharma companies are all pump and dumps. Literally every single one.

>>53904491
I don't think you would've listened to that guy unless you were desperate enough though

>>53904383
what does the futures chart have to do with cult investor enthusiasm

>>53904510
sometimes they dump and then pump

>>53904513
maybe, but he seemed legit compared to the other ones. and if he's wrong then worst thing is nothing happens for the day and i sell. he could have been a cunt and said the opposite and it was rejected by the fda instead though, but why would you risk insider trading just to fuck people over instead of helping

>>53904530
I see right through you CRBP pajeet.

Beartards are so bearish lmao

>lower unemployement meaning people gets jobs successfully
>consumers spend more money meaning they are doing well
>this destroys the economy and causes interest rates to raise and increase inflation

Is this a joke? Who designed this economy? The government printing more money cause inflation, not people getting jobs.

QUICK give me the next VAXX PLAY
we need another siga.

>Over a year into bobo's big crash
>SPX is down 16% from ATH
LMFAO at bears, 2 more weeks till it finally crashes right losers?

>>53904200
go get a three pound pack of frozen pork & vegetable dumplings, plus anything on the shelf that says dipping sauce. youll come to your senses fast. american food is literally fucking flavorless, which, ironically, is why americans are the fat fucks they are.

>>53904612
This is the result of fed injecting way too much money and a far too generous QE plan that ran a decade. After covid the fed bags were too heavy now the market hedges because it now costs 1000% more to service new debts

>>53904612
look up what happens after unemployment bottoms and a CPI spike peaks.

>>53904630
>look up
if it were that easy every nigger would be following you. try harder anon.

>>53904064
What a waste of potential.

>>53904619
sigh here we go again

>>53904636
she was super hot before she cut off her tits like a psychopath

>>53904629
>>53904612
Also at the same tine Europe is at ath as its inflation is still running double digits, their natural gas costs 15x what American natural gas costs, and their entire industry leaving. A. T. H.

What do these numbers of bids and asks (the x700 x200) indicate?

>>53904612
>The government printing more money cause inflation, not people getting jobs.
Wrong, thats debunked Austrian economic garbage. Read actual intelligent (Keynesian economists) I suggest you read Krugman to inform yourself on how monetary policy and money printing actually works.

>>53904634
it is that easy you're just retarded

>>53904518
If the market goes down all your shitty meme growth stocks will be the first and fastest to go down with it.

>>53903763
Would be a 100 billion market cap

T. On the Receiving end of bad let's seething

>>53904658
Those are quantities of shares in the order book at those price points.
The bid/ask are the two nearest points.

I wouldn't read too much into it though. It can be deceptive.

>>53904619
CMRX. They have a smallpox angle and have a good cash moat. Will likely have shitty earnings tomorrow, and a Phase 3 trial for a cancer drug in December

>>53904658
how many

>>53904649
>Also at the same tine Europe is at ath
wtf are you talking about? NOK is still the same price it was 12 years ago.

>>53904281
That's just 1 for order of magnitude.

Ah i feel like a failure tonight

>>53903886
It has to go past its recent high or its a nothingburger

>the market can be at 6% rates and have a PE Ratio of 16+++

Actually, what's to stop me from shilling a low volume ticker, something that's a pennyshit stock that's small enough where /smg/ autists can verifiably move the market on it?
Is there any legal liability for shilling a company that you are unaffiliated with, have no position in, receive no compensation for, and make reasonable claims about. Just raw shitposting.
(eg X just released news report, I'm bullish on it!) - it's technically not a solitication to buy or sell, nor does it advertise a specific outcome. Merely an opinion

>>53904713
The market can be at 7% rates and have a 50 P/E ratio, P/E ratio is fucking boomer permabear garbage that nobody cares about anymore.

>>53904716
How much people pay for earnings matters anon-kun

>>53904716
PE Ratio by itself is meaningless. What's more useful is comparing it to other metrics and across other tickers in the same industry. That helps you spot outliers, but again, by itself, useless.

>>53904724
Earnings unironically don't matter, I'm an enlightened bullchad that now only believes the market moves to cause max pain. The majority of people continue to be bearish and therefore we will keep pumping, simple as.

>>53904694
>>53904697
Yes, but what is the ratio of pure relative numbers of bids to asks indicative of, like there are 700 desires to purchase vs 200 desires to sell or such? Obvously from there it would get into are the bidders at all willing to go higher if the stated price (limit orders?) aren't met, which of course can't be answered, but I'm just wondering if I am understanding properly that the number of people interested in buying is that much more than those who have perhaps limit orders to sell? I figure if I am already paying this loss (minus $25 so far, which is a pretty good hit to me) in tuition then I need to be learning from the experience.

>>53903717
Here we go again. Have you loaded up on index puts? Getting one of these right can get you a 20x.

>>53904767
why can't we just nuke china again?
who cares about MAD when we're assured destruction anyway, might as well take a shot

>>53904767
How long until i get banned from twitter and fb for saying the chinks leaked this shit from a lab?

>>53904750
>Yes, but what is the ratio of pure relative numbers of bids to asks indicative of, like there are 700 desires to purchase vs 200 desires to sell or such?
If either the bid or ask is a large and stable number, then perhaps it indicates that there's an aggressive buyer/seller setting up a wall. The numbers don't represent unique individuals, it's literally an order for that many shares. Sometimes it represents multiple orders aggregated together at the same price.
In general though I wouldn't look too much into it on popular stocks because there's too much MM/algo trading and usually you can get instant fills somewhere in the middle of the spread.
Sometimes for lower volume names its nice to know there's enough liquidity to support your own buying/selling plans though.

>>53904767
Don't think about the facts, think about how they'll spin it and who will profit.
Why wouldn't the west try to blame Russia for releasing a bioweapon on China, for example?

>>53904807
>>53904750
Reminder that order book entries are tranches (100 shares) in the US

>bought $215 calls before market close on TESLA when it was $203
>it's now $191

>>53904399
We already tested them this decade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

>>53904715
not a thing wrong with that. I've been shilling buying Sega stock (SGAMY) in various geeky places. Mainly pushing the idea that if you own about $1300 in Sega stock, you get free sonic games for life from the dividends (about $60 every five years) - as well as the fact that regular people holding stock in a company prevents hostile takeovers.

No noticeable movement yet but I'll keep going. As for why Sega, people are extremely autistic about Sonic the Hedgehog. Clearly, geek nostalgia had the ability to wrench the needle on GME, and I think a certain slice of people cares 1000x more about Sonic - they're just not people who invest their money, yet, because they're mostly young and weird, and they spend it on merch instead. But a lot of them are in tech, and have enough money to buy all the Sonic merch that's made and plenty left over. I think it has rock solid potential, and it's only about $4 a share at the moment, which is very cheap-looking to regular people imo.

>>53904702
kek

>>53904619
Buy the dip on NVAX.

>>53904832
>NVAX

>>53904840
Look, the first half of "buy low, sell high" is "buy low", right?

>>53904767
Looks like it's not a big deal (sustained human-to-human, people who don't work on chicken farms catching it) ...yet

>The latest case is a 53-year-old woman from Jiangsu province in eastern China, according to WHO. She developed symptoms on January 31 after exposure to poultry and tested positive some time in February. Her current condition is unknown.
-https://bnonews.com/index.php/2023/03/china-reports-human-case-h5n1-bird-flu/

it's funny how mumus get so angry and defensive whenever the market ((( pump ))) and litteraly disappear. Bobos are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year.
So yeah Bobos are the good guys. Mumus are the lunatics that want to sacrifice the world to pump their shitcoins and zombie corporations one last time. Bobo only wants to help fellow anons understand the seriousness of 5% rates held for an extended period.

>>53904822
I have 60 shares. I also have 80k in cash. I’m getting to the point where I’m seeing 1TSLA=1TSLA. I may just keep buying it until it’s all I have. It’s my only individual ticker and I’m getting angry.,

>>53904865
That pic makes me wonder how the market would react if Jerome walked up to the podium after one FOMC, totally shirtless, and completely jacked.

Talks about 25 bps or whatever, maybe flirts with one or two of the qt reporters or doesn't, but makes no mention of it.

>>53904865
Bobo is delusional and thinks the Fed will do what's best for the average person, mumu is a realist and knows the Fed will help the rich and fuck over the poor. Mumu correctly identifies that the new inflation target is 3-4% for the no landing target, bobo sits on the sidelines waiting for a return to 2% inflation that will never happen.

Looks like even the Biden administration wants to part with China. I'm assuming the stock market is going to zero now?

>>53904884
Yes, but with YANG your portfolio doesn't have to.

>>53904612
the core concept that you are missing in all of this is equilibrium
that the economy has a natural equilibrium, where there is a certain number of jobs to fulfill the wants and needs of everyone else
however, if a central bank intervenes, and pushes easy credit, prints a ton of money, this equilibrium is disrupted
jobs that otherwise wouldn't have existed come into existence from companies that were able to form in the easy money era 'zombie companies' that don't turn a profit / shouldn't exist in a free market
companies hire more employees than they should, without the central bank meddling
as a result of this, the jobs market falls out of equilibrium with how many jobs there actually should be
employers seeing this think that they need to attract more employees - in order to do so, they offer a wage higher than their competitor - if everyone sees everyone else doing this, they also raise the wages they offer; however, the owners of the business are greedy sons of bitches, and don't want their margins to ever decrease, always want to be making more money quarter after quarter - so what do they do?
they raise the prices on their goods and services they sell, and raise them more than the wages that they raised - so while everyone got a raise, they are paying more for their food, housing, clothing, everything - so in the end, they are making more money in nominal terms, but in real terms they are making less, are poorer, can buy less things overall / their money doesn't go as far
at the same, the people who are getting paid more are able to go out into the economy and demand more goods and services, 'excess demand' more demand than the economy can actually support without central bank meddling
when there is excess demand, suppliers are able to raise their prices, causing inflation to increase
this is a result of central bank meddling
however, one could argue that the potential destruction from covid without their intervention could have been much worse

>>53904865
The side of the trend is always the calm one. Bears in bull market are insufferable whiners.

My future anime wife better be worth all the hardships I face on this journey.

>>53904807
>>53904819
Very much appreciated.
>>53904866
I just have 1.43 shares, spent what remained of my whole $300 on it ($298) just before what wound up being sour hour Tues. So I made at least 2 major retard moves: 1) FOMOing a potential power hour and 2) thinking that Elon would put together an impressive event to try to win back some investor confidence and it would go up by at least $5 from where I bought it if not $20 or more. Ironically, I actually stated (to you, in fact, I think) yesterday (Tues) that I would be pleased to make myself $25, and that's pretty much exactly what I wound up losing (so far). I am trying to decide if I am going to risk holding, or just set it to sell before I go to bed.

>futures
BUY THE HECKIN DIPPERINO

Look at what they done to my boy the stock market.

>>53904882
>the Fed will help the rich and fuck over the poor
The rich are in bonds or shorting equities, the poor buy OTM 0dte call SOXL lottery tickets.

>>53904832
>>53904853
Buy the dip, but then write deep ITM covered calls to act as synthetic cash-secured puts

>>53904865
No. Mumus are patriots, heroes, and dare I say higher beings. We want all to succeed, prosper and profit. And we will.

>>53904969
Boomer retards with portfolio managers and poor boglehead fags are in bonds, smart money and the rich are in tech stocks.

>>53904990
Everything you say is wrong lmao it's like you do it on purpose.

Can a fellow oil Chad please post the smug oil barron Pepe? I desperately need it after the shlacking /oil/ stocks did today.

>>53904995
Why would anyone hold bonds? A full year into bobo's big crash and bonds are still yielding a pathetic amount, they don't even outperform inflation lmao.

>>53904882
you need to understand that the Fed only has two mandates from Congress
>maximum employment
>price stability
in other words, the Fed is mandated by Congress to 2% inflation
Not only is this their legal mandate, this is not going to change - it is the optimal inflation rate for stability and growth
you cannot have a nation with 4% inflation and maintain stability across generations, especially with people living longer on fixed income - the elderly get hurt by inflation the most (and the elderly are the ones who vote)

Hello,

I was recently laid off while working on a patent filing. The company's patent counsel is proceeding with a factually incorrect rough draft written by a member of the counsel, based on my verbal description. The draft also uses low quality Microsoft Paint drawings, that I had originally created just for the purpose of explaining the concept. Before being laid off, I let the counsel know that the draft needs editing before being submitted, but they appear to be proceeding with application anyway.

I am listed as the sole inventor, and I'm concerned that the issues with the current draft will negatively impact my professional reputation. I haven't signed the release of claims clause yet, but I need to decide about signing the severance agreement in the next few days.

I need advice on what my options are, and what is a good course of action.


Thank you for your help,
Anon Y. Mous

>>53905005
It wasn't always 2%, and the leaks lately tell me 3-4% will be the new target. They wouldn't be publishing so many articles with economists shilling the no landing and new inflation target if it wasn't the plan.

>>53905000
My pleasure

>>53905006
Listen, if you're apart enough to be working on patents and shit, you have nothing to worry about, just go do something else for a living.

>futures

>>53905032
Powell, and many other voting members have explicitly, and angrily have said over and over, that this is not anywhere on the table, this is never going to happen, and basically, 'stop asking about it, it's not going to ever happen, EVER'
>They wouldn't be publishing so many articles with economists shilling the no landing
You need to understand that they see the crash landing and are trying to make it hurt less. It's like if you're snowboarding and realize you're going to wipe out - you can fight it, go rigid, do everything you can to prevent wiping out, and you end up injuring yourself
Or, you accept you're wiping out, try to minimize the injury you take as much as possible, go limp and land in the powder
If they come out and say "Hard landing, recession imminent, everyone panic!" then it makes the recession much, much worse - where it becomes self-fulfilling, where because everyone thinks the economy is shit they stop spending which makes the economy shit.
You should be more concerned, more bearish, that they have come out and are trying to paint this picture of "no landing" - that they are trying to manipulate the public into spending, they are trying to jawbone a soft landing / are hoping to make the hard landing less severe
however, by doing so, they are making the problem worse, where the can is being kicked down the road - by loosening financial conditions, they are making inflation stickier and stickier, which will require more and more aggressive monetary policy
you also need to understand that the market is like a cocaine addict, and will do anything to get the cocaine back, including lie, cheat, steal - be delusional and say "it's really not a big deal, I need the cocaine back, please!" --- it's still an addict, you shouldn't listen to an addict

>>53905076
The crash happened in 2022, 25% was a huge crash and you're an incredibly greedy faggot if you actually think a bigger crash or lower low than 3500 will ever happen again. The greed of you bobos never ceases to amaze me.

>>53905006

get a lawyer before you sign anything:

>before you sign anything you don't understand
>before you sign something that you think is a bad idea

>>53904976
>we will prosper
>by trying to inflate an asset bubble even more after QE has been turned off and being on the wrong side of its unwinding
good luck with that

I’m NEVER getting another goddamned vaccine.

Even if the next pandemic is airborne aids-Ebola.

>>53905116

yeah me either.

>>53905110
>QE stopped
Yellen never stopped QE, it just shifted from the Fed to the treasury. The Fed isn't really doing QT either, they are letting a small amount of securities roll off the balance sheet, compare that to QE where they aggressively purchase.

>>53905110
Zoom out lil bobo, we have never lost.

>>53905126
>what are lost decades

>>53905088
>25% was a huge crash
you need to look back at previous market crashes throughout history, especially ones that followed ridiculous bull markets - ones propped up by a decade of QE
for example
>in early 2001, the dot-com stock bubble started to burst. The NASDAQ peaked at 5,048.62 points on March 10. The index would go on to plummet by 76.81% until it reached a low of 1,139.90 points on Oct. 4, 2002.
>The Dow didn't reach its lowest point, which was 54% below its peak, until March 6, 2009
>The Dow continued to lose value until the summer of 1932, when it bottomed out at 41 points, a stomach-churning 89% below its peak. The Dow didn't regain its pre-crash value until 1954.
25% is relatively small

>>53905066
>futures
>animated

>>53905066
What does a picture of an Old Testament angel have to do with SPX futures

EVERYTHING the government and media tell me is now suspect. I can’t believe a goddamned thing.

I’ll never be normal now

>>53905133
More time to accumulate undervalued financial assets. Eventually you'll get it.

>>53905116
He took the 'vaccine'

>>53905088
2022 was a crab year, only megacaps got heemed and the dollar pumped.

Bros... I'm trying to find a new place to live. This country is too big, idk where to go, plz hlp
I'm trying to keep my budget under $2500/mo (unless my TQQQ calls really print) (they won't)

>>53903717
>MFW AH trading

>>53905136
When I die, if angels actually look like this I'm going to lose my shit. That's pretty terrifying.

>>53905190
What do biblical angles invest it?

https://youtu.be/wGY60Qq3Wrg

you think walmart is gonna dump again from more stores closing?

>>53905199
They went all in on FNKO puts today. Hope you followed the blessed short position.

>open SPY live news feed in thinkorswim
>"Jim Cramer says-"
>take live news feed off of my UI

>>53905208
No, I didn't
I dca'd into QLD for the week, today

>>53905190
I think Metatron was described as being covered in millions of mouths, one for each language, as he was the Voice of God

>>53905160
Wrong. Your conclusion is inaccurate and your choice of frogs is asinine.

Here’s a good frog.

Is now the right time to bake?

>>53905236
No, I will bake in 89 posts.

>>53905236
There's a time and place for everything.
Now is not the proper time to bake.

I was just thinking, that idiot Musk pretty much stated that people wanted to buy Teslas but can't afford them. Well guess what,,,that's not going to be getting better anytime soon regarldess of what they do to reduce prices, what with higher and longer rate hikes on the way. I set my TSLA to automatically sell in the morning. I hope my loss remains limited to $25. I really should have thought not to have any dealings with an antiChrist chipper to begin with.

I can’t stand vaxxworld.
I hate this shit.

>>53905236
Let's take a step back and assess the broader market landscape and consumer trends to ensure that our baking initiatives are fully aligned with our strategic priorities and maximize value for our posters.

>>53904715
>what's to stop me from running a pyramid scheme on my fellow /smg/ posters
The fact that were not as dumb as redditors

>EVERYBODY (YEEEAH)
>ROCK YOUR BODY (YEEEAH)
>EVERYBODY
>DXY'S BACK, ALRIGHT!

Fucking kek, my friend just sent me an old picture of me from 2012. It's some vintage fathands.

>>53905268
......is that Ghislaine Maxwell next to you?

>>53905168
Weather: http://www.weatherbase.com/weather/state.php3?c=US&name=United-States-of-America

"Good schools": https://www.arcgis.com/home/item.html?id=30d2e10d4d694b3eb4dc4d2e58dbb5a5

>>53905246
I will add that they barely mentioned solar at all when that should have been at least as prominently focused upon as the cars. They should have talked a lot about solar roofs, and they should have talked about turning entire car bodies into solar panels that charge the batteries continuously.

>>53905244
Are you short on peleton?

>>53905274
Stop asking questions you don't want the answer to.

>>53905275
Thanks, but I'm not worried about either of those. I can handle bad weather, cold, heat, etc... And the last thing I should ever have is children, so I don't care about schools

>highest 10Y since november

>>53905276
Man a solar panel car sounds extremely ugly. I wanna see it

Just a reminder, Space is fake and gay.

>>53905283
I put "good schools" in quotes because that map's to help you avoid nigger-infested areas.

>>53905294
We get it, you missed the LUNR pump. That's no reason to seethe.

>>53905300
You live in a fairytale.

>>53905286
I picture something metallic flake looking, but the novelty alone would draw a lot of buyer attention, regardless of the sheer practicality. He did mention using Teslas as supplementary power systems at people's homes, so in that context the solar panel bodies would make even more sense. I also assume they could wind up with some fruitful and interesting R&D results seeking specifically to beautify the concept. Anyway, some fucking visionary genius.

>>53905306
I mean, I'm not the one who forgets that Starlink exists.

>>53905294
This, it literally doesn't exist at all.

>>53905285
Just dump it. Hard and fast. I really need that new car.

>>53905307
Oh, and when he mentioned the using the Teslas to supplement home power, he said something like "but if you relied on it then pulling the plug would turn the lights out at home" or something like that, and the way he said it revealed that these are all plans that haven't even been worked out at all really, and are still totally in the daydream phase, which is essentially absolutely useless for investor value. If I ever see that faggot I am going to explain to him how I think he owes me $25.

>futures

tomorrow could be interesting if more companies miss earnings kek

>>53905116
Hahaha, retard, why did you trust your government?

i'm not sure if i should bet on TSLA tomorrow.

i'm guessing the rsi will go up in premarket and then it's anyone's guess which way it goes from there

>>53905286
>>53905307
Already a thing. Does not increase the range by a lot though. Rhere already was a shill here about 2 years ago, but nothing came of it. I think the car was called lightyear or something. Pic rel are the new solar panels that will be used in cars and buildings

Man when I went to Lansing the other week I went to this little jap hole in the wall called sushi moto. It looks like a dump on the outside but was beautiful on the inside. I had the best chicken katsu I've ever had and the staff was all super polite japs. This is financial advice.

>>53905294
>he fell for the well poisoning

>>53905350
These look a lot better than I was expecting. Whenever I picture solar panels I see the blue/black bathroom tile looking ones

Lotta new 7+% new bond issues. Pretty good JNK short TMV long signal

>>53905350
That looks breddy gud I say, from what I can tell there.

>>53905135
>1932 89%
>2001 76%
>2009 54%
>2022 25%
how do you not see the trend here

>>53905135

>futures

>>53905494
Don't worry. We'll pump at 8:30 on jobless claims.

>>53905499
Me on the left.

>>53905499
White women have fallen so very far.

>he didn't go all in on TSLA yesterday

>>53905005
If they were serious about their mandates they wouldn't have tripled the money supply in one year.
The real mandate is fuck people over as much as possible through unlimited taxation via printer. especially old people who can't contribute to the economy anymore
The reason king clown came out so dovish is because they want inflation to remain at 7% or higher to erode social security's worth. And they can have their monkies readjust how CPI is calculated.
I think they'll fail though, they got too greedy with covid.

what's going on with futures? i'm happy to see it but is there some reason?

Scoopsies bb, I think about you. I think about you a lot. You are still here with me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mr2v1s79Tig&feature=share

I will consneed that this has been a bigger setback than I expected.
Still maintain target of SPX to 4700, DJIA to 37000, and AAPL to 170 before eoy. Suck it bobotards.

>>53905364
>>53905378
me in the bottom left

futures

>futures

https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E

>>53905782
We might be on the verge of WW3, no memes or sarcasm at all.

>>53905885
ooh baby. Now by declassify all are they talking declassify but redact the motherfuck out of every page? I would expect that.

BANG BANG BANG

>>53905898
maybe redact everything about the Ukraine labs. Can't have biden, pelosi, kerry, and romney attached to that shit, right?

Day 21 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Three weeks in. Falling behind slightly, will need to pick up the pace.

>>53893937

Wow@Dax
Completely shittign the bed and I closed my shorts too early, fuck me again.

>>53905885
What did China actually do to piss off Biden's Handlers so badly? Someone said it was due to their peace proposal with Ukraine and Russia and because the proposal involves Ukraine giving up territory it is considered unacceptable.
What are some good companies to long or short if these wars escalate?

>>53905903
commenting for better reach

Good morning my fellow european sirs. What news made futures shit the bed 6.5 hours ago ?

>>53905885
this would not bode well for the people that think the vax is going to kill us
perhaps they would wonder why you would murder your entire population before going to war with china

this kills the bulltard. have fun on the food lines you dumb faggot.

>futures

>>53906004
So are we jigglin?

Rate hikes in EU --> nobody cares
Possible rate hikes by FED --> EU market finally takes a dive. Fuckin hell we are such cum sluts for the USA. Fugg this hellhole

REMEMBER: the game plan is to ride leveraged inverse ETFs on the way down, and then swing into PSLV when the Fed announces more printing, so that you can claim physical delivery and escape the ensuing hyperinflation. Follow your training and you might live to see the next bull market.

>>53906021
european bank follows the FED, so obviously there is no reaction to rate hikes in EU. people selloff to price the future EU rate hike that will happen because of the FED rate hike

>>53906004

What do we think of Philips stock? 15,06 eur right now, 70% down from ath

>>53905828
You're the retard who doesn't understand what's going on.

>>53906004
Just zoom out bro

>>53906021
you cant lag behind as fed raises rates as that just devalues your currency

>>53906032
>when the Fed announces more printing
lol lmao even

Yields...

>>53906059
>new meal
holy shit bro

tesla bros wtf was that

>futures

holy buying dipperinos batman

Ho get boosted you fucking CHUUUUUUDS

>>53903748
Based anon. I have 5 journals from between the ages of 13 to 18 and they are my most treasured possessions.

I sold my puts yesterday for -40%
Had I held today I would have +70%

>>53906189
I had a journal from teenage years but I disposed of it. That was before i started psych meds (yes I do actually need them). I was not well and I don't need an existing reminder of that.

>>53906209
You get what you deserve!!!!!!

>>53906115
commenting for better reach

>>53906226
What's with the strange hate for shorters and putters in these threads?
I thought /smg/ was about making money, don't you want to make money even when the stock goes down?

>>53905927
I think it's because China is planning QE with russia, and since they both bought shitton of gold, their currency will hold, while increasing inflation for the West. it's basically an economic punishment to the west. Plus that they're selling war drones to russia.

>>53906254
>>53906254
>>53906254

>>53906115
>inversion intensifies even more