/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53904427
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.035B, 107P = 20.449B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,133.950B, 100P = 21.3395B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I hope I get a cool ID this thread

Also

Kek crypto baggies

>>53904447
my id is so much better

Mo'ass is inevitable.

Reminder that all you need is one (1) share, and if you own more than four (4) shares post-split, you do not believe in the MOASS.

Life is changing pretty fast for me and getting scary. I might be entirely by myself soon and don't have the means to escape and go live near my family. All I want is to have my stepmom and sisters near me because they're all I have left, but now they're all going to be in different areas of the country. I had genuinely believed I'd be a millionaire by now and could get us all a nice beach house somewhere. It's discomforting to think this could be my future for the indefinite future. I don't want to wait another two years Ryan please hurry it up already

>>53904459
your mom told me last night you sit at your computer too much. go outside. smoke some grass.

what kind of ice brand is near you?

google cohen crime family

this is a game

https://lanoire.fandom.com/wiki/Cohen_Crime_Syndicate

>>53904457
her head seems smaller than it should be

>>53904504
i usually only see the ben and jerry crime family brand. do jews love ice cream?

I will never stop holding, I will never give in

Also what's up with silvergate, money laundering not in vogue anymore?

>>53904536
moshi moshi

its literally tomorrow.

>>53904550
>you 4+ shares wagmi 2 million to 5 million
wow my id is neat

>>53904529
does art imitate life if ice cubes are common

Is tomorrow T+35 for BBBY? Perhaps we'll find out.

>>53904560
moass for kettle, do it for her

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Not Purchasing Yet Still Selling Market Making Ponzi Schemers can do about it.

WAGMI

all the ice brands say polar

>>53904572
Grandma is off her Alzheimer’s meds and lost again. Someone want to walk her back to the retard house?

So I just zoomed out to the 1 year chart and I have to say its pretty bullish (bullish on shorting this go nowhere company into the ground kek baggies)

>>53904609
Go for it, post shorts at market open.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my show. I'm your host, Cim Jamer, and today we're going to be discussing one of the most talked-about companies in the market right now. GME, Gamestop. Now I know that many of you there are mad this stock stole your pensions, hoping you will be refunded, but let me tell you, the naked shorts don't lie. GME's over-shorting by institutional investors was dire, and they didn't go under. First of all, let's talk about shorts. GME has been struggling to shake off shorts in a post 08 market. The company's NFT approach is cutting edge, and the rest of the market has not even considered this technology. In addition, they have a strong focus on long-term profitability, and a broad base of die-hard buyers at any price.

And let's not forget about the lack of competition they are facing, the market cannot even try to catch up. The NFT industry is going to be littered with the corpses (bankruptcy type) of Coinbase™, Fidelity™, and OpenSea™ are giving their lunch away, and it's only a matter of time before GME is a monopoly. Now, I know that some of you may be thinking, "But Cim, what about the the class action suits? Surely the SCOTUS will rule against them?" Well, let me tell you, that is fueled by speculation, not legal theory. It's nothing more than a hope you wish is true.

In short, GME is a company that is before it's prime and ahead of the game. The numbers don't lie, and it's clear that this company is headed for the moon. My advice to you: If you're holding onto GME stock, it's time to hold, and hold forever. Because if you don't you're going to be the one left holding the bag when the bottom falls out.

>>53904640
Cim Jamer seems like a pretty cool dude.

>>53904427
I significantly reduced my position in this during the last pump in 2021. When am I going to make money on the shares I'm bagholding according to the latest theory?

>>53904671
>posting your account number on 4chan
kek hedgies

Still Holding.

>>53904671
better luck next time bud

>53904671
>latest theory
Kek.

>>53904671
I am going to spend your money more efficiently than you ever could

>implying

>>53904529
you ever seen the good humor/magnum ice cream brand insignia(s)?

looks a lot like the FBI's declassified symbol for pedophilia

>>53904703
Good to see you, anon. Now the cat poster just needs to show up.

>>53904560
>>53904573
Too soon bros, RIP Pika.

I want to circle back around to "Bernard Medicine", go ahead and say it right now with me even if you're with other people, it'll be really funny, go ahead and do it anyways haha it's really interesting phonetically

>>53904788
Gamers have always been the most oppressed demographic group, pikmee's story just emphasizes that

>>53904698
>>53904722
>>53904741
Silly mistake, just like GME was

>>53904703
Still Holding! x4

>53904836
Agreed. Trying to celler box a company that isn’t going bankrupt is going to prove to be a fatal one.

>>53904875
They're not going bankrupt but they're not making a profit yet either. At some point something needs to happen

Bernard Medicine

Adam Aron scamm... wait what who is this? Ryan COheN? No way! NONONO! NOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU RYAN!!!!! FUCKKKKK

>>53904836
I've considered that some of the people posting were just sour-graping, but I honestly don't understand the mentality.
>>53904887
I think we go profitable pretty soon, I don't know if that happens next quarter but I'm expecting to see progress and I think the board understands that investors do as well. I know expenditure from leases starts dropping pretty hard in 2023, so it should be easier going forward to achieve profitability. The lease changes were made in 2021 pretty much immediately after the old corporate got raided, so its clearly not a short-term vision being implemented.

KEVIN MALONE ON TWITTER!!
>screenshot of Reddit post

Kek Crypto Seethie

>>53904898
>Bernard Medicine
yeah i think the whole thing is worth looking into

cohen family crest, cohen crime family, bernard medicine, all pretty interesting stuff ngl

>>53904962
Too many people put all of their eggs in one basket and positioned their lives such that if GME didn't go by a certain time they would be abjectly fucked with little if any recourse. I would know, I was one of them, if this doesn't happen by summer at the latest I'll be signing up for the military just so I can get my teeth fixed because I'm pretty sure I'm two days in a row of not brushing three times a day away from dying of an infected abscess getting into my brain. Difference is I know that's my own fault for being a fucking moron and that this could very well take another year or close to it, even if I hope and have a valid reason to believe it gets resolved enough I make enough money to get a house and fix my health before summer rolls around.
To be clear, I'm very happy all of this has done a lot to shine a light on the fucked up parts of finance and the markets and I hope it puts a lot of criminals in prison or the grave. But my primary motivation in investing was to make money, and it's been damn near three years of not making money, and even if this is truly all just the largest psychological experiment of delayed gratification of all time it would be nice to actually make some money after a quarter of a decade of the most stressful shit I've ever had to endure and being psyopped and gaslighted into nearly having several heart attacks because my name is on a list somewhere that says I pissed in the eye of a lot of wealthy and angry people by wanting to actually own my shares. Frankly I'm just hoping bbby actually does run so the couple hundreds bucks I threw into it turn into the ability to get my fucking teeth fixed and get to 500 shares of GME minimum before it reaches escape velocity. I hope lunc runs for the same reason. And I have applied to half a hundred jobs and not gotten one callback on them, which leads me to believe either I'm marked as an absolute fucking insane sonofabitch or someone out there is looking out for me.

>>53905095
>being psyopped and gaslighted into nearly having several heart attacks because my name is on a list somewhere that says I pissed in the eye of a lot of wealthy and angry people by wanting to actually own my shares.
lmao what a weakminded faggot you are

>>53905095
Didn't read. I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.

>>53905095
i can't force myself to read something that long if it doesn't have pepe image. Just kill yourself, thanks

>>53905095
Whatever the case may be, whether I'm doomed to die a terrible death for the crime of wanting a better life for myself with the side effect of the market not being a cuckpozzed cesspool anymore as the tradeoff or whether I become a dodeca-billionaire just for not being a weak bitch and selling now to get my teeth fixed, I'm still not leaving and I'm still gonna keep sneeding fudders and smiggers and paid sentiment manipulators and I'm still gonna believe and know beyond a shadow of a doubt that RC is doing everything he possibly can to get this done. I think that's the difference between being a sour grapes fuckhead versus having a legitimate complaint about how things have turned out, whether or not someone ends up blaming other people for their own shit existence. My existence is kinda shit because I'm a fucking retard, has nothing to do with RC or DFV or KG or Blackrock or Vanguard or Fidelity or insert powerful entity or family here. None of them even know or care that I exist and I'd be a massive troon to assume they did or were why my life sucked. I just wish this shit would happen already and wish I hadn't been such a colossal retard as to make the wait and effort and time necessary for it to unfold be a painful experience.

>>53905112
This is correct, and you're the only real person that replied to what I had to say.

This niggas typing screeds.

Any thoughts on what's been causing the multiple compression? I've rarely seen p/e ratios (etc) this low, and never this long. And, frankly its making it hard to trade on fundamentals.

>>53904427
>The squeeze has not been sq-ACK

>>53905195
Kek 1 more year and we'll be back to pre-squeeze levels
Oh my dear baggies hahahaha

>>53905165
RC coming at you from September 2021 be like: "Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey."

Even if moass somehow happens Ryan Cohen killed enough hodlers already, fucking hype showman he is. If his dad was alive he would be probably just be a rich child chilling every year in South of France. "I work HARD and i want people who want to WORK" yeah right motherfucker

>>53905095
>>53905165
hey thats a whole lot of words and I'm not reading them but congratulations or I'm sorry, but basically wagmi.

New merch just dropped baggie bros

>>53905194
This is normal. The post-2001 bubble is deflating at long last.

>>53905239
I was just reading his twitter posts on the side of ss and it does seem like he's fucking with us. Tweeting about the government popping his balloon on Valentine's day, when many gme hodlers celebrated alone, it just seems so childish. Do something already, say something of substance or don't tweet at all

>>53905293
Are you sick and tired of his antiques?

>>53904671
>*SNAP* Yup, this is going in my RICO collection

>>53905239
pic related

>>53905095
Hope things work out for you buddy and pretty much as long as you have a certain attitude they work out regardless of the outcome. Some people have it worse than others, but in the grand scheme of things most of our problems usually aren't really all that substantial while others can be easily fixed. And the things that can't be fixed aren't really things to worry about anyways.
I have some people that I regret not spending more time with but as they say the two thieves are regret for the past and fear of the future. Not that I'm anyone to give advice.

>>53905239
literally bro

my whole life isn’t in this, i have other holdings and trades to make, but as someone who has been here since jan 21’ i feel the exact same way

unsure if this is meant to demoralize or not but id actually wager some of the negative stuff we are seeing is actually organic

people are fed up and they grifted some people to the point of suicide, sending heggies threats etc

literally theres a bbby guy that has been escorted from their campuses, been detained, streams himself calling local bbby stores… some of this shit is actually fucked up to watch man.

gotta be a weird ass spot for you to be in rc, i feel for you on that

“plz ryan get a million people rich”… shit is actually kinda crazy.

not my only shot in life so i can just chill and not care, but

the past two years.. a lot of people have been told and convinced this is their only way out.

fuck man if you got ur whole retirement in this memestock shit, it actually kinda is your only chance

rando bbby anon picrel

ITT copers who missed the short squeeze in 2020/21. It’s like the island niggers who still build planes out of wood not far from Japan to try and welcome back their American ‘gods’ who showed up in WW2 with Coca-Cola and canned beans. Seasoning in all fields

>>53905352
Way more stuff has happened since then

>>53905352
>try and welcome back their American ‘gods’ who showed up in WW2 with Coca-Cola and canned beans
You mean the Cargo Cult (in Melanesia - think Papua New Guinea)? Does that even still exist?

what i can say is… never kys bros, money is kinda gay anyways but pretty sure that anon stopped posting ever since… is it larp? no fuckin clue

but i think we all would like to see this crazy ass saga come to an end

Are the shills going for quantity over quality lately? Boring!

a lot of noob traders in this thread that can't identify simple patterns.

>>53905382
id wager some if it is actually organic

If you’ve been paying attention these last two years, you’ve seen the financial world collapsing. It’s coming undone piece by piece. The stock market is a meme to transfer money from the Federal Reserve to GME holders.

>>53905346
It's absolutely organic. It's been two years and as much as every single one of us in here are totally in the green if anyone asks, a lot of people bought in after the initial hype. They maybe got lucky and bought in at 40, or somewhere on the way up to 483 or on the other side of this. I had 17 shares on Robinhood when they restricted trading. I have 1,200 now and am fortunately not too in the red, I will admit. You would not believe some of these baggies out here though. I worked with an AMC ape who believed all the same shit I did, read the same stuff as me, and fell for the AMC psyop because in his own words it was cheaper and AMC was going to squeeze along with GME anyway. He bought 1000 shares of AMC before buying a single GME. This dude is going to get obliterated and so will many others. It's also harrowing realizing that the normies see us in the exact same light

>>53905394

thats what kills me about the boards “its all fud man”

no the fuck its not, i bought at $45 in 21’ shit even if ur good in life… opportunity cost is mounting for me even.

theres a 2x or better on SPY options everyday. i coulda been flipped this money 10x ffs

>>53905410
>opportunity cost is mounting for me

sheesh Ranjeet it's 11:44am before lunch, getting sloppy?

>>53905393
>raise retirement age to 70
>boomers cling to work into the 2030s
NO.

>>53905383
They're called shills. Nobody looks at a two year concerted effort by taxpayer funded federal operatives and thinks that there's nothing going on.

>>53905394
>>53905410
Look at the samefaggot attempting to change posting styles with reddit spacing. It would be funny if it wasnt so pathetic.

>>53905414
no its 1:16am and im goin to bed before open

i love u guys i just hate to see everyone suffer due to corporate malaise, crime or whatever the fuck you wanna pin it on

>>53905427
>>53905427
Surely there couldn't be two people disappointed after two years

>>53905410
>>53905394
My thesis has only been cemented throughout these 2 years. My reasons for investing have not changed. Maybe unplug and focus on self improvement and hobbies. Do you obsessively monitor your other investments and participate in group discussions daily about them? You shouldn't even do that with this stock. Trust yourself, diversify your interests, not just the financial ones, chill the fuck out or get off the train and stop whining about muh tendies. If you were serious about this and cared about your investments you would have done your own research and made your own decisions. Relying on others to think for you is how you retards get grifted and hype dated all the time and would obviously lead to emotional exhaustion.

>>53905427
yeah sure man… any negative thing is all bot script

not a chance in hell some of it is organic when i literally just sent a screencap of a dude that appears to have off’d himself

>>53905429
>lauer owns a pitbull
does he really?

>>53905435
It's clearly hedgie bots feigning despair over hodling a stock

>>53905410
Some of it is organic, like my long ranting posts earlier, but mostly I just did that to get some fudders and faggots to out themselves as such so I could filter their id's and burn a few of their ip's. I'm actually not doing that bad, my teeth do hurt but it's manageable, and every spare penny I have goes into GME/BBBY/LUNC in a 90/9/1 distribution because at least one of those is going to rip and my only other option is just wage slavery until I die instead of wage slavery to buy as many wagmi tickets as possible while living like an absolute pauper. If I end up catching lead to the throat for longing memes then all of existence is no longer my problem so it's still a win for me and everyone else is just doomed to live in hell.

>>53905437
bagels and basketballs have a lot of crossover episodes

>>53905431
>>53905435
Nigger you are too obvious

>>53905447
You are misinterpreting the situation my man. We are separate entities but we are in the same room together I'll give you that
>>53905435
turn around ;)

>>53905371
It is absolutely time this ends. It is becoming sadistic now. We are in the third year of holding. Thats plenty loooooong enough. Everyone still holding is worthy of this wealth and has nothing more to prove. You are fast becoming the villain ryan. Its time you put up or shut the fuck up for real.

>>53905459
>gets called out
>switches to a third id
Pottery

If you don't live in the US:
The best investment is your own health. Don't risk your most valuable asset, you, for a purely financial one.

If you live in the US:
LOL. Lmao even. I've heard you can border hop to Mexico for cheaper services? Good luck my friend.

>>53905453
yeah man i mean no disrespect by any of this, i have zero intentions to sell but as a shareholder

i will never defend corporate malaise or even worse..grifting

in any company

how cringy would it be if i posted a bunch of rocket emojis like gme corporate

>>53905460
You and I are the only people in this thread right now

>>53905461
>>53905440
Whoops. All these spiced fumes are making it hard to focus.

>>53905471
I know and now I'm leaving. Have fun talking to yourself

>>53905460
Oh look its a gamestop corporate shill trying to play down real holders upset. I mean why would anyone be upset? You fucking flog.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53904560
>>53904573
>>53904788 Checked
RIP.

>>53905484
Is the gamestop corporate shill in the room with us now?

>>53905475
Picrel
>>53905484
You've sounded like a bitch the entire time, but yeah it'd be nice if something actually happened instead of more nothing. That said, I've enjoyed getting my life in order during the nothing and the worst problems I have anymore are my teeth kinda hurt. Shit could be worse, and I'm fairly certain within the month we'll start to wagmi.
>>53905471
>471
Hi

they say shills cant say nigger but all i know is they want gamekings to feel like gameniggers and i wont have it

see u guys tmrw

Silvergate capital isn't looking to hot, kens bank going down?

I have a feeling we're gonna fly soon. Way too many coincidences. and they're all connected to KENNETH CUNT GRIFFIN.

Does anyone know what this is? Some anon posted this the other day in the general but it went no where.

I turned 29 a few days ago. If it had been 30 I would have killed myself. I will give it one (1) more year. Ryan Cohen, please deliver us from this evil

>>53905526
What are you a woman? Why would 30 matter?

>>53905497
Your teeth are falling out of your head and you call me a bitch. Hey some of us arent complete fuck ups who cant brush our teeth. We actually have wives and even children. We have aging parents. We have responsibilities. We dont need three motherfucking years to get our shit together. Asshole.

>>53905491
Stay comfy, comfy "stay comfy, comfy /GME/." poster!

>53904905
did ryan buy a gold mine too? fucking idiot.

快適にお過ごしください、/GME/

>>53905371
I really wanna see Ken Griffin in prison or dead.
No other option honestly. I think even if we moon and nothing happens to this leech I'd be willing to pool some money with like minded individuals to make sure he disappears.

These hedgies arent gonna be safe if we MOASS and there's a whole lotta cash just lying around for wet work.

>>53905525
Best laymans guess, it looks like a swap with a beginning date of January 19th of 1970 with an expiry of December 15th of 2023 for a total value of nine hundred and ninety-nine quadrillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine great british pounds and ninety-nine pence. It says euro but the euro wasn't created until 1999 so that just doesn't track at all. It looks wildly fake at anything but a passing glance and to me seems like something that could be safely ignored. I put more credence into the white spiritual boy accounts the church drained last year.

>>53905537
I've lost everyone in my life, it won't be worth it to go on anymore with no moass

>>53905538
>he was so assblasted he forgot to switch back to the ID I replied to
It's too easy. Everything on this site is a work of fiction and satire and only a fool would believe what they read here.

>>53905562
I'm sorry man, whatever you choose I hope you find happiness.

Just know not to look for meaning in the meaningless. Ryan needs to hurry the fuck up that much is definitely true, it's high time we start pulling triggers one way or another.

>>53905560
Any bad data with a timestamp of January, 1970 can safely be assumed to have a wrong/missing unix timestamp.

>>53905560
Thank you for your insight anon. Could you please explain more about the white spiritual boy thing? I remember seeing it around a few years ago or something.

>>53905568
Got em.

>>53905525
take a fucking screen shot, not a photograph holy shit you retard i aint reading that.

>>53905580
Normally I would think that too but it says January 19th, not 1st, and every time I've seen a bad data entry with a missing or wrong unix timestamp it's 1/1/1970. What made me think it was fake bullshit is the horrible resolution to make editing it not nearly as noticeable and the fact that the euro didn't exist until 1999 and also the fact that that would be a swap contract for basically all of the money in the entire world by several factors greater than what actually exists.
>>53905583
I'm sure someone has the pictures to post, I never saved them because they glow even too much for me, but it basically looked like the catholic church withdrew several quadrillion dollars they used to store in accounts under the name white spiritual boy from several different finance services back to the vatican proper. And since part of this explanation is wrong I am sure someone else will come along and post them.

>>53905525
I can barely read it, but you said this was posted a few days ago? That's interesting because this is a swap with a value of several hundred trillion and citadel just had a mistaken filing claiming several hundred trillion in assets. Shot in the dark but is Citadel the owner of that swap?

>>53905618
We need more eyes on this.

Anyone else have the feeling that Ryan is secretly some sort of cosmic entity, like nyarlothep? He’s like a massive scale energy vampire. I’m so tired bros.

>>53905630
Ryan Cohen is the anti-Christ

>>53905618
it was an error on the excel sheet. anyone have that spreadsheet gif with the confetti?

>>53905618
Yes the anon posted the picture in the general with the comment “never forgetti” or something.You can probably still find it since it’s only a few days old.

>>53905630
>ryan is nyarlothep

>>53905630
Honestly only thing about Ryan I like at this point is the fact that he's held and hasn't sold a dime unlike Adam Aaron.

The thing about him I hate is how he talks in code on twitter and it's always a nothingburger. He damn well knows apes are getting hyped over nothing, that's just fucking scummy.

But I too, am getting tired. I've got over 1500 shares of GME of which isn't going anywhere. So when this does eventually blow I'm gonna be ready.

>>53905640
Yeah, or it's the same error on the same excel sheet. Not two seperate institutions making the same mistake, its the same mistake by one institution (citadel) showing up in two different places at the same time due to being submitted at the same time. I'm saying the timing and magnitude of the mistake is suspicious and it could show ownership of the swap by Citadel despite them paying off regulators to exempt themselves from swap reporting requirements.

>>53905639
That's definitelyFinancial Terrorist Kenneth Cordelle Griffin. The amount of dirty that's been dug up on this fuck is truly mind bending.

>>53905618
What do you mean when you say "swap"?

>>53905522
double check black swan is in the building

>>53905557
go back to Mexico

>>53905522
fuck i hope so

>>53905522
A BLACK SWAN Flew over my house!

>>53905729
whatever this thing is >>53905525
>equity swap parameter return variance basket

>>53905673
I really like this picture

Im thinking RC is looking at his shareholders like we are goyims. Yes, we are goyims but first of all, we are shareholders what the fuck! We need to remind him that we own fractions of the company. Especially when we direct registered them in our own name. What the fuck is he even thinking?! Ryan Fucking Cohen

Demands:
1)We are shareholders first
2)Goyim shareholder should be seen as fellow jew.
3)Dont lie or try to play sharehodlers even if they are goyims

kek dumb fuck baggies

Fuck Clueless Cohen. What has he done for shareholder these past two years? Zip.

>>53905811
>>53905817
ok you boys can fuck off, at least fucking pin down some picture you fat fucks

>>53905826
Name one thing Clueless Cohen has achieved. Name one tease that panned out. I bet you can't, nigga.
>muh jpg store

>>53905836
It’s in beta!!!!

>>53905525
>>53905618
I don't know if I'm stretching it with this one but the swap which is valued at $999.999 trillion is priced in Euros, in dollars at current exchange rate that's 1,000.063 trillion. You drop the trillion place and that's exactly what Citadel's X17-A5 filing was for Citadel Securities.They had $63 billion in assets. I think they literally just typoed the decimal place and its showing who owns it because we're seeing the same typo.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1146184/000114618423000003/CDRG_BS_Only_2022.pdf

>>53905865
So wait, that one swap is worth their entire balance sheet?

>>53905865
Also if you take their $63 billion and add that magic $16 billion profit they made you get their 2021 asset balance of $79 billion.

Isn’t Ryan a homo? Creepy fag smile, no wife/girlfriend and kids
Meanwhile Kenny is a trad family man

>>53905919
lol
I think RC said he had kids once actually
I don't see kenny with a family either.

>>53905896
I don't really know, I doubt there can be a quadrillion dollar swap so I'm guessing there's just some kind of a mistake here. The one with the $500 trillion dollar in assets typo-filing was Citadel Advisors, but this quadrillion dollar swap with the weird conversion coincidence lines up with Citadel Securities. Citadel Advisors only has like 12-14 clients, I don't actually remember the exact number, but if you have that small of a clientele you could probably do some pretty weird and unorthodox things with the finances. i.e. levering the whole company's balance sheet into a swap.

>>53905919
Yes, he is. Why do you think he's talking about scat all of the time?

>>53905919
Worse…he’s Canadian

>>53905919
>>53905937
>>53905950
>>53906035
He has a wife and children and goes to extreme lengths to prevent them existing even being public knowledge, meanwhile KG is a wife beating piece of shit. Poop jokes will always be based and hilarious as well, and to sum it up once upon a time Canada wasn't the cuckpozzed hellhole it now is and that was the time he was from.

>>53906081
Hi Ryan

Speaking of poop, anyone watch today's south park episode?

> hogwarts legacy
> toilets
> jfk comparisons
> 'don't squeeze the charmin (bear)'
> public company namedrops

the ending of the episode is interesting.. it's all eerily uncanny..

>>53906208
fucking hell i would happily shoot your brains out. this is something Ryan Cohen would say 100% poop, south park, hogwart toilets AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is why we are losing, because we are watching stupid cartoons!

Im 100% sure Ryan often watches south park, netflix shows, some stupid ass cartoons. FUCKING WHY we have rich child as a chairman WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

Do you think Ken spends evenings in front of TV watching Scooby Doo or Simpsons???? This fucker said he downloads his games and he played Call of Duty which of course is bullshit. HE DOESNT gets even close to games and movies. He is a psychopath and everything is about money and company he built. Yes im sure he WORKS unlike some hype showman poops and balloons guy

>>53906081
Do something you lazy fuck

bro i'm just farting here at 2am

>>53906472
i just farted like 3-4 times that's nuts

>>53906472
dam bro lol baka lmao

>>53906472
Not farting but I’m watching before sunset, upset I’ll never be able to walk around Europe with some random babe cause it’s full of arabs now

what app do you guys use to track your money??

I have a present for you guys, it's jiemi OC someone made, enjoy

>>53906590
Excel?

>>53906600
Double dubs checked, very nice OC from whoever made it.

Can you guys seriously fuck off from /biz/ Go back to reddi.t. Just because you retarded apes joined a financial cult doesn't mean you guys need to fucking keep a general going for fucking YEARS. Seriously fuck off.

>>53906590
I literally have no idea what you mean

DFV and Ryan Cohen belong in prison. We should all comment to the SEC about it.

>>53906274
he plays Call of Duty: Vantage

>tfw MOASS

>>53902540

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53906687
Fucking retard just leave. You dont like the subject then just leave.

>>53906999
Checked and based and true

>53906687
>Things that I don't like exist and that makes me the saltiest wigger in the world
k retard.

Wish you all a nice day enjoying clown-markets.
This one is for Playlist-Anon: https://youtu.be/q3OjvTmixdc

gib molasses

RYAN SCAM COHEN. Guys, do you Remember TITANIC TWEET ? " Jack draw me like one of your french girls" and WHAT HAPPENED?? It's MARCH YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARCH 2023 I CAN ALREADY SEE JULY UP FROM HERE. IT's HALFWAY to 2024 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Nice squeeze
Kek baggies
Only a couple more years of buying and drsing your savings to see if it even works!
Keep hodling diamond hand apes!

HOLY FUCK!!
BBBY going parabolic again

Alright me frens, since the line is still flat there is not much TA to do, so I analyzed some fillings, and as you might guess, the little guy losing his sledge which indicates that the numbers don't actually add up, but see for yourself.

>>53907275
also as usual, here is the schizo-dot-enjoyers version.

>>53907284
>>53907275
Imagine spending time to make these

>>53905095
>wants to join military for dental care
>implies I'M the fool
I hope you're still holding so that by the time you enlist, the military can order you to sell. You will sell before moass, or you'll be court martialed and it will be sold for you, with all profits going right into the military industrial complex.
>>53905165
>redemption post
Don't join the military, talk to local churches. Many have connections to doctors and dentists that do charity work, especially for emergency cases. Don't mention your investments, juat be sure to drop a fat donation post moass.
>>53905630
Put his tweets into gematria, and you'll find some weird and wacky stuff.
For example, one of them pointed me to "babylon canyon" a massive underwater rift in the sea floor drop-off a few miles off the shore of Manhattan.
The same tweet gave me "Yaldabaoth" as a gematrixed translation. Now if only i could remember which one it was.
Anyway enough schizoposting. Time for a 2 hour nap before the market opens.

>>53907320
rentfree

Thread is so dead its not even funny, where are the international so called apes. I remember there were koreans, brazilians, africans???? Where are all these people

Ryan Cohen what did you do to them??!?!?! YOU FUCKING SCAMMER!!!

>>53907526
Still waiting, nothing more to say

>>53906888
Triple checked.

>>53907526
Supposed to be a big day T+35 for BBBY today. Everyone is over there.

>>53907193
Lol
>that's called is investing
It's what people do.woth every stock, unless your a day trader...

>>53907618
>the jeets have switched sides

$17 a share
2.5 years later

Despite all your DRS and dogshit marketplace. Ahahahahaha

What the fuck is cohen doing????

I need MOASS

Now that Putler is winning, are they now finally going to crash the stock market?

Coheeen? what are you doing??? people ask questions

>>53907793
Building a company. We'll know details when they are ready.

>>53905559
Ken should put every dollar in buy f hormones. The only way up is to transition. Afterwards she will come to us and say: i'm sorry sweetie for all I have done.
we will better men and say: that's ok, shake that ass.
She will shake it to the tempo of the crab.
It will be paaarttyyyy.
Shake it snaikeus.
When the fat lady stops singing, she will be shot with smegma bullet for treason against humanity.
I'll go now.

>>53907703
Ryan Cohen doesn't care about White people.

>https://www.wsj.com/articles/macys-best-buy-sales-declines-reflect-shopper-pullback-on-discretionary-goods-3294ce3?mod=hp_lead_pos
Uh-oh baggies. So much for Q4 turning a tiny profit.

>>53907856
Go ahead and short them then.

Ryan Cohen is going a really really really good job at increasing value for shareholders

>>53907813
How's that 1 billion dollar marketplace looking? Kek dumbfuck baggies

Shills are back, but where were they yesterday? It’s like they really are coordinated.

I need MOASS to happen so I can get out of this place. Yesteraday I almost called someone a dumb nigger (he is, but still). GET ME OUT OF HERE. I don't want to be stuck here forever.

People familiar with the matter said that Chairman of Gamestop is increasing value for shareholders and we will know details when they are ready. Stay tuned.

? the fuck

Ryan Cohen, launch the NFT dividend or I launch the FREN.

WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN COHEN??

>>53907934
since the IMX unity SDK dropt (and soon the Unreal SDK) it looks good.
Creators are ready to board. One game making money (for players) and it will be the new standard. And guess who has already more than one foot in the door?

If I were a bad actor in the market and I could convince a very large group of people to do only one thing (let's say buy, for example) no matter the circumstances, those people will have become extremely predictable and can easily be exploited for my personal profit.

It's really simple GameStop just needs to make two or three games as successful as Fortnite and then it will be a trillion dollar company.

>>53908016
me

>>53908021
nice. it just took you two years of fudding to come up with this genius blurp. brilliant. ask ken for a promotion.

>>53907899
Already did. Made a shitton of money last year.

>>53908064
There is no overhead too, so the profitability will attract all sorts of investors. The shorts just need to fuck off and die so we can reap our rewards for being early.

>>53908064
>>53908127
All they need is ONE game from either Microsoft, Sony or Nintendo. My money is on MS since their head of blockchain tweeted “probably nothing” in reference to GameStop a while back. I’ve been sniffing that hopium ever since.

>>53905618
>>53905629
>We need more eyes on this.

>>53908159
>All they need is ONE game from either Microsoft, Sony or Nintendo.
Probably not happening any time soon. We're in the dark ages of gaming. The entire gaming industry is absolute trash right now. Perfect time to build up the infrastructure for a new gaming industry. I don't really want AAA to adopt this tech, I want to replace them.

>>53906600
I appreciate her underboob growing larger.

17 dollars. What the hell is COHEN even doing?

>>53908020
hold up. i can make games on the gamestop nft marketplace and make money off of it???
why did nobody mention that?
this is huge!!!

>>53908191
Gamers are retarted. There are hundreds of high quality games from indie and mid level studios on steam right now but they want the next AAA or remake instead. I’m not defending these mega companies but they are incentivized by whatever their market demands. Gamers want triple A games with top tier graphics, voice acting, ect as fast as possible and so the companies adjust accordingly. And it’s not just the normies either. The whole remake industry is a fucking scam cause we all want to relieve our shitty childhood gaming experiences in 4k.

pls no, not like this

When they show DRS numba again?

>>53908388
2 weeks

Good thing no one is selling amirite?

Just pump it to $30 Ken, I'm not selling at a loss.

>>53908418
that's right fellow ape! those darn hedgies will get what's coming to them

>>53908368
https://www.immutable.com/products/sdks
https://nft.gamestop.com/games

We're in a Reddit cult. Now they're saying that Citadel's sold not yet purchased has decreased, and why that's a good thing!

Why are the redditors so fixated on Ken Griffin and Citadel? Rabbit hole goes a lot deeper.

>Shills are responding to shills to make us look cringe
I see they rotated in the /pol/ veterans

I hate BBBY so much its unreal

>>53908383
Steam is the competition. Let them stay retarded

>>53908478
Designated market maker for GME, and also his face looks kind of funny so good for memes.

>>53908476
kek, is that picrel you?

>>53908478
He looks like a pink wojak, for one.

>>53908482
The fact that they have to use state level psyop tools and we're still not selling is funny.

>>53907604
Oh? Is it Carl Ichans' day of the month where he gets he goes grocery shopping or somethin

>>53908500

>>53908525
sad, but true

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>53908418
>500k volume
>With 300 million outstanding
Hm.
Captcha:RTXAYP

>>53908523
It’s Richard Newton on YouTube. Does great gme vids and doesn’t beg for super chats.

>>53908418
Sure is weird how low the volume is considering the tradable shares quadrupled.

>53908064
You can be traced between threads if you keep using the same pics.

>>53908016
It's crazy that Ryan Cohen got rich off $LIGMA.

>>53907965
I appreciate that you're aware enough to know that that would have been a bad thing.

>>53908530
CIA and Mossad are the world's foremost experts in civilian manipulation, but it doesn't mean anything at all to us because we are immune to propaganda.

Too many niggers in this thread, Baker! Make a new sweet one! FUck this thread and fuck RC another nothingburger week is passing by.

>>53908621
Who the hell is steve jobs?

>>53908650
I see you pee

>53907703
Nobody tell him.

>>53908601
oh like the other dude with the bagels

>>53908650
WAGMI BROS

Does anyone remember the guy that used to post "3 hours until you meet the crab" guy? Whatever happened to him.

>>53908648
Imagine thinking a billionaire gives af about you lolllololololol

I bought more. A lot more

>>53908688
it's all about meeting the dorito so he pivoted

>>53908713
>:^)
>>53908688
probably turned the script off

>>53908662
Dunkie's twin, Dingie, spotted. Seems like he buys stock instead of shorting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11fjn2m/siege_of_the_citadel_part_1_welcome_to_the/

So it looks like Gensler is actually proposing rule changes that would put Citadel out of business. This would be why Kenny wants to be Secretary of the Treasury, so he can undo those rules.

>>53908736
>probably turned the script off
I like to think he was setting his alarm to wake up an hour before he actually needed to wake up for work just so he could engage in top tier memery. And with this best approximation, he would attmempt to nail his post exactly at 6:00AM before heading off back to bed.

>>53908774
This is them finally coming to terms that retail is going to DRS the whole float and we aren't going to get bored and go away. The government NEEDS to get out in front of this and at least pretend to be enforcing the law. This is the end game, folks.

>>53908774
>So it looks like Gensler is actually proposing rule changes that would put Citadel out of business
>more rules that will never be implemented or enforced

>>53908774
All this reform reeks of giving an enemy time to restructure and keep the same old con going. It’s like when you have someone in check, and they say “let’s take a ten minute break” and you come back and the board has been changed.
They are so desperate to get GameStop holders on the Dave lauer gensler reform train. Problem is, they shit up the places we talk so badly that most people just stopped coming to them. A lot of large holders have gone dark. I know another guy with 10k drsed who has never and will never come to these boards. This earnings is so important.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>53908799
I am compelled to agree with those digits

>>53908901
chicken

Stinky?

How long before BBBY is more expensive than CS?

>>53908901
kill yourself faggot

>>53907967
Reporter speak for pulling information from their ass.

>>53908847
This, the DRS rugpull attempt was their last idea, there were trust me bro shills bragging about it in advance.

>>53909085
next hedgie chicanery will probably be blackmailing cs to forcefully sell shares. reminder that hedgefunds are essentially organized crime. they have no morals or shame.

>>53908901
Stream yourself licking the deli glass or do a flip.

Don’t get discouraged by the price guys it’s not real! Neither is the money in your bank account the actual balance of your account is 1 billion zillion but the FEDs don’t want you to know that! Go ahead spend as much as you want when the account reaches 0 it resets.

Kek dumbfuck $17.99 baggies
2.5
Years
Later

>>53909163
You're so mad.

>>53909163

Please Ken... I want to break even and get out.

>>53909163
I love those price levels, I bought continuously for 2 years but since December I got some money freed and thanks to low price 2.5 timed my investment since then.
Hedgys can't win this.

>>53909201
>@$20

>>53908774
>Gensler is the white wizard riding with aid
Yeah.... Another re-run.

please go to $15...

>>53909163
Don't get discouraged by retail averaging down on a stock you thought was going bankrupt. GameStop's only approaching profitability and creating marketplace value through their immutable x unity relationship. NFT marketplace is only increasing in organic traffic month over month. There's still time for you to correct your mistakes.

>reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
so is this just not relevant anymore? i've watched these threads from the sidelines and it's been almost 2 years - like, is nothing happening? sounds like you guys have no thesis left
>>53908901
>"Do you guys need anything?"
>not "yall need anything?"
transplant detected

>>53909238

>>53909255
I love you shills, I really do. There's nothing to discuss or argue with you. We know what we need to do and have been consistently doing it and will continue to. Price goes lower? We buy more. You guys know this, so I'm guess these half assed attempts at shilling are to attempt to scare away anyone new to the stock and the considerable DD backing it. I will be buying PMC's to hunt you people down and blackbag you for my personal entertainment. Just an fyi.
In short, Sneed.

Brothers and sisters! Don't get discouraged by Ryan Cohen! It's our time to act. We are the investors. We decide what price is. The best time to be alive is NOW.

But Seriously Who the fuck is Ryan Cohen? is he related to Gamestop? Does anybody know that guy? What is his role? Oh you guys mean Ryan ALL TALK? Yes I heard about him. The Twitter King!

>>53909373
We're crossing 60% again this week.

>>53909373
>I love you shills, I really do.
Emotional holders should just sell and kys themselves.

>>53909362
I haven't slurp at $15 last month, just keep going hedgie.

>>53908939
Check out Silver Gate, kek.

Why did we dump sub 18 baggie bros?

>>53909532
those citadel monkeys keep selling short, not purchasing, and rolling ftd's

>>53909373
>PMC's
Live action escape from tarkov streams when?

WAGMI

>>53909543
>>53909543
>>53909543
Threaded.

>>53909562
Basically, I'm just going to WAGMI.

>>53909580
heh
soon

>>53909580
Oh you.
You almost got me that time!

>price goes down before an upcoming earnings report
Oh no, it's not like that never happened before.
Looks like I will have the opportunity to buy at $15 again. The horror!

>>53909642
Usually they tank it right after earnings are released.

I found this on /x/.

>>53909553
>those citadel monkeys

BREAKING: SILVERGATE WARNS IT MIGHT NOT LAST ANOTHER YEAR

WHERE IS THAT ANON THAT ALWAYS POSTS THE SILVERGATE INFOGRAPHICS

WAAAAAGMI

I don't think people understand the ramifications the largest video game retailer being bought out by GAMERS. Gamers are about to have complete control of the gaming industry, the largest industry in media by large.

>>53909141
I would sue everyone into oblivion if i will be forced to sell at their price.

>>53904427
kek dumb fuck baggots

>>53909763
I saw it and it sucked because women suck i hate women

Why did you baggies ruin his life
>>53905140
Are you gonna take reaponsibility for telling him to buy and hodl

>>53909888
Your digits made me reread your post in Hitler's voice.

>>53909913
I hope he kills himself, genuinely

>>53909913
>phoneposters

>>53909933
>>53909933
>>53909933
Threaded, frens!

Wagmi

>>53909827
It’s real. How long does this fucking fucking sham market need to be propped up before it’s allowed to crash?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/silvergate-stock-crashes-after-company-delays-annual-report-reveals-new-losses-121923800.html

>>53905383
Matching shapes? Is that the level of analysis you guys are operating on? Seriously? But I ask again, seriously?
There is a million and one reasons why the drop off may be steeper or flatter in any given circumstance. I.e. the long positions weren‘t particularly leveraged going up, there was an overall reluctance to short the top, there was a general meme to „hodl“, a lot of layman investors were involved that took longer to sell etc. etc.

>>53907275
>>53907284
Nice.

>>53905440
Dude, sell your stock and fix your fucking teeth, seriously. That shit doesn‘t get better on its own, quite the opposite

The funniest thing is the hedge fucks in these threads could convince every 200 share holder In these threads to sell and they are still absolutely ass fucked by the whale holders who don’t even come to the discussion anymore. The thesis isn’t hard. We don’t need to talk about it. And there is a large amount of retail out there buying and DRSing everyday no matter how many concern trolls they send in here. At this point they know that no matter what they do they can’t get out of this. They are just shilling out of spite now to keep as many of you just barely hanging on from making serious money. Hang in there.

>>53910546
It's comically absurd how hyper illegal it is what they were doing. It probably felt like a harmless little prank that just went horribly wrong and they their lives are basically over. They thought they could shave off a little "free" money off of the top and no one would know. They probably have been doing it for decades and they got careless.