/biz/ - Business & Finance

i claim this thread in the name of Mott Capital

remember to smile bros

>>53901756
>The $1.8 trillion student debt bubble is about to burst, per Bloomberg, as after a three-year pause, payments on federal student loans are set to resume in the next six months.

hahahahahaha shit, imagine this happen at the same time the credit debt bubble pops as well as car and housing markets crash even harder.

>NVDA
>10B shelf
Sell off when? This thing should gap fill by Friday but market makers going to fck put holders aren’t they

>TSLA continues to dump
Did they just not show anything substantial this day?

Who's watching the TSLA investor day?

News is bullish but I feel like it's over the average investor's head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl1zEzVUV7w
TSLA investor day if anyone wants to watch here.

>>53901796
They trapped us by doing this shit after the market closed.

>>53901789
let me guess, the only store of value then will be factional shares, in your name, stored in australia, from a video game pawn shop?

Jannies asleep, slow day huh?

>>53901816
No shit, right.
>>53901796
I think their foray into robotics should get the masses riled up, other than that I don't know what isn't good about today?

Do they need more Cybertruck? The mythical "inexpensive" Tesla vehicle?

>>53901816
Get a real broker you pleb.

There are 4 smgs in the catalog

When's the next really important market event?

AMZN bros, what the fuck is happening? Their share price was $112 earlier, now its plummeted down to $92 in just a month. Not like this, why the massive dumping again? I got a feeling we will see it dip down below $80 in the future...

>>53901796
>Renewable energy pipedream
>Shaking robots
>Unspecified new model in the future
>Cypertruck this year (yet again)

>>53901857
non farm payrolls next friday, then cpi following tuesday, then fomc the week after that, then march opex.

>>53901836
Details on Cybertruck would at least reaffirm that they will actually get it out this year. Did they not do that?

>>53901791
I feel like all the bears are focusing on the $10B shelf and not that the shelf is a meager 1.6% of the float. 1.6% dilution will not be what pops this shit.

>>53901817
I don't know about that. But what I do know is once the student loan payments resume and interest rates/inflation keeps going up over 6%, that will be when the depression begins. Not a recession, but a depression.

>>53901836
>I think their foray into robotics should get the masses riled up
They don't have any advantages for moving into this field and it really shows by their demonstrations.
They are just forcing everybody to invest in their startup as a part of the package in investing in their car company

>>53901873
nope, all they said was "the cybertruck is real" (which is such a retarded thing for a company to have to say).

>>53901858
I dunno, I'm pissed at myself for not selling.

>>53901890
emergency hike cut, stimulus, bailout, m1 turned back on. what's stopping them

>>53901890
Bidens pushing for higher tax too. Although it does need to happen really. All that free money has to come back eventually.

>>53901836
>The mythical "inexpensive" Tesla vehicle?
Elon started this gig telling us he was going to make everyone able to drive an electric.

>>53901857
So crab for at least a week?

>>53901857
>On February 21, 1965, he was preparing to address the OAAU in Manhattan's Audubon Ballroom when someone in the 400-person audience yelled, "Nigger! Get your hand outta my pocket!"[205][206][207]

>As Malcolm X and his bodyguards tried to quell the disturbance,[M] a man rushed forward and shot him once in the chest with a sawed-off shotgun[208][209] and two other men charged the stage firing semi-automatic handguns.[206] Malcolm X was pronounced dead at 3:30 pm, shortly after arriving at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital.[207] The autopsy identified 21 gunshot wounds to the chest, left shoulder, arms and legs, including ten buckshot wounds from the initial shotgun blast.[210]

>Butler, today known as Muhammad Abdul Aziz, was paroled in 1985 and became the head of the Nation's Harlem mosque in 1998; he maintains his innocence.[222] In prison Johnson, who changed his name to Khalil Islam, rejected the Nation's teachings and converted to Sunni Islam. Released in 1987, he maintained his innocence until his death in August 2009.[223][224] Hayer, who also rejected the Nation's teachings while in prison and converted to Sunni Islam,[225] is known today as Mujahid Halim.[226] He was paroled in 2010.[227]

>In 2021, Muhammad Abdul Aziz and Khalil Islam (formerly Norman 3X Butler and Thomas 15X Johnson) were exonerated from their murder convictions, following a review that found the FBI and the New York Police Department withheld key evidence during the trial.[228] On July 14, 2022, Aziz filed suit in the U.S. District Court in Brooklyn against the City of New York, seeking $40 million in damages related to his wrongful imprisonment.[229]

>>53901836
There are many investors who want to put money into robotics because they know it's "the future" but are unaware of how big of a player TSLA intends to be in that sector, so playing that up big time would have been crucial. These people seem to have no idea how to sell themselves to investors.
>>53901837
Maybe someday I can afford to, but not if I keep making dumb trades like this.

>>53901921
i'm not a car owner but 20k seems pretty inexpensive for something brand new. idk if they'll ever release a 1996 civic

>>53901873
I don't know, I missed the first part when I got home. Apparently not showing the next gen vehicle today either.... well there goes my calls. Fuck.
>>53901895
It seems very un-exciting to the average Joe. Brilliant company but holy fuck they need some PR training.

>>53901923
>400-person audience
>they got the wrong guy
dindu arrogance has no end?

>>53901868
I would marry her and make hapa girls (no boys)

Based spotem poster

>>53901928
>These people seem to have no idea how to sell themselves to investors.

dingdingding

Anyone else still watching Tesla Investor day?

If your portfolio doesnt look like this you should kill yourself

FUCK
SILVERGATE

>>53901928
>There are many investors who want to put money into robotics
all robotics and AI should be banned and those who financially support it charged with financially supporting terrorism

>>53901908
What the hell. I might as well just say 2 MORE YEARS.

>>53901944
They haven't even show a particularly decent robot. So like why would anyone be particulary excited when the bar right now is Boston Dynamics. AI is also done by significantly larger and more dedicated entities.

>>53901921
>Elon started this gig telling us he was going to make everyone able to drive an electric.
He also said that in 2008.
They have already said they are not announcing a new model today

>>53901954
I've met hapa girls. They're just as wild.

>>53901958
we out here on god no cap fr fr

>>53901979
I agree but nothing will stop what's coming, which was all foretold long ago.

MUH COVID PANDEMIC SIRS

>>53901783
2022 Mott Capital or 2023 Mott Capital?

>>53901756
is that spottemgottem? he recently has been on my mind

>>53901989
>CHOPPER MAKE EM BEAT BOX

>>53902003
2023 of course. newer. better. faster. harder.

>he's never given a woman an orgasm

>>53901975
I still have it in my headphones but I haven't heard a word they said since the robots.
It's just so boring. Some minor improvements and some talk about the advantages of vertical integration

I cannot believe that Elon Musk fucked me once again.

Why the FUCK am I long this overvalued shitco if hes not even gonna bring me an exit pump?

I made 1000 bucks today but now its only +300 because of my fucking TSLA position FUCK.

>>53902020
I know it's just pee but I like it when they pee a little bit

>>53902027
>sell the news

Hey but he's pumping David SOXL

>>53902020
bro she told me though, and legs were shaky

>>53902022
Yeah its pretty low key actually. Not a lot of hype. Got two indian dudes talking about semiconductor shipments.

I literally cannot imagine being unconditionally loved by a woman.

>>53901984
That's what I'm saying. The meta of TESLA is an affordable electric for everyone.
While it has pushed the market there, it's not yet been seen from them.

My natgas calls are finally almost breaken. Should I take my money and run, or continue roll the dice?

>>53902046
the chart is breaking my bots which means scams backroom candles are being generated

>>53901789
Simply don't pay it and purchase guns and ammunition instead. The end is inevitable.

>>53902020
Man these days it's hard enough to give myself an orgasm. I really need to lay off the blow

>>53902046
they call nat gas the widow maker, because it is impossible to roll the dice and lose on

>>53901978
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

GIVE ME SOME AI GENERATED ANIME GIRLS FOR THIS FEEL

>>53902045
Its pretty nice.

>>53902046
Remember that the day after you sell is when it pumps and everyday until then it'll crab.

>>53902046
He said that for his whole career. The Nation of Islam had him killed because it's an Egyptian honeypot. Malcom was turning into an uncontrollable asset after his haj.

>>53902046
ewww time sensitive options. Well it's up to the government weather machines so get some insider info.

>>53902045
you should date a black woman

>>53902069
Yea I think I'm gonna close out half of em

>Futures

>>53902063
jerking off is a chore at this point
i just want to make it

>>53902070
>>53901978

>>53901882
Fair. 130 PE + the signal of the 10b shelf sends to shareholders should be discouraging. Like why would you hold it lol. Whatever. Lottos fail once again

>>53902043
>Yeah its pretty low key actually

>>53902091
Is this a Jordan Peterson meme?

>>53902075
Malcolm X family says three letter agencies killed him

>>53902113
>he doesn't know

>>53901803
I fucking hate smug tesla midwits who think all this nonsense about green future for planet earth or longer cables for superchargers and use of software to quality control during assembly goes ”over the average investor’s head”. No, it doesn’t. It is simple as fuck. The problem is there is nothing new. 80% of the presentations are talking about what has already been done in the past. Investors don’t care, they already know the past, they want to hear about the future. Vision is not enough, what people want to hear is how we will get there and WHEN.

>Filthy Gweilo holding back our productivity.

>>53902086
nobody goes red taking profit inshallah

>>53902046
this is retail in a nutshell
>baghold when it goes negative
>sell for a meagre gain

>>53902156
anon says he's back at break even after being in the red.

Mistiming entries in Natty gas is deadly let alone options on it.

>>53902091
HOW IN THE FUCK can this thing eat on literally NO NEWS???

>>53902137
Nigguh it's the snake oil salesman elon musk himself. He will two more weeks redditors the rest of his life and dump bags on them whenever the stock pumps

Tesla is the stock for 90 iq guys that wear non prescription glasses and nasa t-shirts. Tesla is the stock for faggots that thought the big bang theory was funny. Tesla is the stock for people that watch jeopardy and get excited when they know a $200 pop culture category question. Tesla is the stock for dudes that watch superhero movies and collect action figures.

>>53902137
You'd hate to sit in at Berkshire Hathaway investor day.

why are stocks prices allowed to move after hours?

>>53902166
a girl can dream

>>53902170
I do none of those things, I just think the Cybertruck looks cool... and I made a lot of money on the runup in January.

>Amazon, $AMZN, is letting employees use their stock to finance home purchases and even second homes, per TechCrunch

this is some weird shit. Wonder what the catch will be and if this will come to bite them all in the ass?

>>53902178
that's the only time they are allowed to move

>>53902170
>>53902137

I can't hate on the fanboys. They made me a lot of money since I got in TSLA years ago when it was crabbing at 20.

You need exit liquidity baggies

>>53902137
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Tesla and Elon Musk's vision. Their innovations are extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of physics, engineering and computer science, most of their achievements will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Elon's unconventional and often controversial approach to business and leadership, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his own experiences as an entrepreneur and his belief in the power of technology to change the world. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these innovations, to realize that they're not just groundbreaking - they say something profound about the future of humanity. As a consequence, people who dismiss Tesla and Elon Musk's work truly ARE missing out - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the brilliance behind Tesla's electric vehicles and renewable energy solutions, which themselves are game-changing references to the urgent need for sustainable development. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those skeptics scratching their heads in confusion as Tesla and Elon Musk's genius unfolds itself on their news feeds. What fools... how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Tesla and Elon Musk bumper sticker. And no, you cannot borrow it. It's for the innovators' eyes only - and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of Elon's own (preferably higher) beforehand.

https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/amazon-stock-nasdaqamzn-aws-slowdown-presents-a-great-opportunity

Even AWS is showing signs of declining growth. 2023 is gonna be a fucked year.

>>53902194
>Well... I don't know what Charlie would say about it, but when I bought my first shares of Coke...

>tesla getting hated on
>dumps anyways

I know EV meme and all but after the dust settles and corrections is tesla now like amazon in 2000? They are building factories and they are to future automobiles what amazon was to ecommerce in 2000. They have a moat just need 10 years to squash the other car companies at this point.

>>53902192
>>53902178
$nspy there's even an etf for it

>>53902156
Who is that chick?
>Inb4 that's a man

>>53902215
TSLA? taking heat?
On 4channels?
Should we redeem now or later?

Fuckin eh Tesla, it's INVESTOR day, not MANUFACTURING day. Get people excited, show some cool new stuff, be big and flashy, and get these stuttering nerds off the fuckin stage, stat.

>>53902208
People like this guy.. fucking midwits that get excited by shiny things and are easily lied to. Hey man I have a revolutionary idea I'll never deliver on give me all your money you hekkin science lover

It's this gay little cult of midwits that are "too smart for religion" so they jerk off to electric batteries or whatever pipe dream their living prophet is shilling that week

>>53902229
ariannay grande i think idk how to spell his first name

TSLA crashing AH, i exited my short too quick. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53902235
>We cut down cleaning the bathrooms in the factories from twice a day to once a day. Let me tell the small details. 1st we designed a new mop...

>>53902235
muh batteries anon, how do they work?

>>53902248
I guess I'm gay then

>>53902245
The guys on the stage, are laying out how when they get fired, the factories they left behind will make the most efficient batteries in history, at the lowest cost a battery has ever been made.
Can you wait to neg till the market is open, right now they're actually showing you, in real time, how the world is being shifted, perhaps permanently, thanks to multidisciplinary engineering and robotics.

>>53902235
There are important details just being brushed right over as passing mentions (the plans for robotics being the biggest of them all), like the fact that $27,000 battery replacements will be a thing of the past because the upcoming batteries will last the life of the car.

>>53902257
https://youtu.be/QYh6mYIJG2Y

no take backs

>>53902255
See you plug them into a fossil fuel power grid to charge them and uhh... this is uhh... extra steps basically.. it doesn't really do anything green at all... actually the batteries are really fucking bad for the environment and we source the metals from strip mines but... uhh yeah.. green energy?

>Insider Buying: Akamai Technologies, Inc. (NASDAQ:AKAM) CEO Purchases 337 Shares of Stock

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>53902211
Tech companies are now focusing on efficiency and profitability and the aws bill is the first to be worked on.

>>53902215
after Elon absorbed Solar City he broaden the scope of Tesla. Nearly every endeavor Elon does seems to serve interplanetary colonization.

>>53902191
Loans against stocks as collateral is literally the most common thing in the world for upper class bizness men retard-kun

>>53902284
No, we plug them into Poo street sweeper burn plants, where the best shitters get the most electricity. And if grandma dies and gets swept up and burned, well, that's just an added benefit.

>>53902191
Isn't that what the ultra rich already do? Take a loan against their stock? Or is this AMZN specifically saying they'll be a counterparty to that loan.

>>53902030
It's not pee pretty sure comes from another gland at least that's what i read years ago but my ex proved it who lived with me. Her squirt wouldn't be the color of pee nor smelled like pee had a very distinct smell it was bad. Anyways I hope my next girl is not a squirter I had to replace 2 mattresses. It's a hassle not cool at all. Got to a point where i tried coming fast whenever we fucked, fuck having towels ready all the time it was just too much.

>>53902284
The cars are just part of the equation into the future, and happen to be the part that is most solvable at first. Solar will be the next major factor and it will ultimately all start filling in as a complete puzzle. It's retarded to discount the earliest aspects just because of the aspects that are yet to be solved.

>>53902300
https://youtu.be/TrvMzk1ozE4

gonna need a bigger A.I.

there are people who didnt buy nat gas for all of February

>>53902332
in the US midwest they're pretty much solved with wind power already. the only real problem is Javon's paradox if you don't go intergalactic.

>>53901756
is that spottemgotteM?

Enough about US stocks, is NIKKEI out of the woods after today's pump?

>>53902020
>give woman an orgasm
>gg she now acts like your wife
>meaning she will never fuck off

Many such cases

>>53902302
What about the normie plebs that bought the stock when amzn did the split last year? Can they afford that or just get cucked out of the deal?

>>53902318
It comes from the skenes gland or whatever. You can cup your fingers towards the roof of the vag near the entrance and it feels like a sponge. Fuck around with the sponge and some piss comes out of it. It's a bit different but it's definitely just piss. Usually doesn't have much of a smell

Look if she wants to piss all over the bed it's fine with me as long as she sleeps on the wet side

>>53902137
Tesla autopilot next year definitely (for real this time not like all the other 10 times) pinky promise so please buy many stocks so my CEO options pay a lot

>>53902304
It's just a loan goy, it's technically not income so our federal reserve collection agents won't tax us to death on it every April 15th, just the pleb goys getvto pay for their own enslavement

>>53902364
you can get loans against collateral for sure, but im sure there is a wealth cutoff and probably terms and conditions (eg you cant sell the stock and then put it all into daily options)

>>53902355
I convinced anons and myself not to buy boil the day it bottomed while also posting the seasonality chart

>>53902384
Sure you can

>>53902359
Wind turbines use hundreds of gallons of oil that has to be replaced yearly. Every time you faggots talk about intergalactic space travel I want to crush your weak soi chin with a fucking sledgehammer

Go get another booster shot faggot

>>53902411
>ignoring the amount of energy it takes to build the turbine
>ignoring the amount of energy it takes to transport the turbine

>>53902411
Anon, I will cut your balls off with a spork, in the bathroom of a Marathon gas station, and then flush you down the toilet in tuna can sized chunks.

>>53902384
Sure you can, it's simply margin against your portfolio, you can choose to withdraw the borrowed money so it's a portfolio line of credit or you can choose to put it in options. The margin requirement for the collateral is based on the weighted average volatility of your portfolio
Cheapest brokers don't do margin calls and just liquidate

>>53902430
I didn't watch the tesla shilling thing is elon designing new toilets that don't clog?

Oh no no no no no no no no
Ahahahahahahahahaha

>can't get a pre-approval for a mortgage without another job lined up
I'm not poor wtf, why is the economy so garbage

>>53902444
I mean if you're doing it with your broker sure, but I was thinking of banking with JP morgan and having an account at IB

>>53901882
They're shrinking 30% annually. in 3 years they will be bankrupt

I JUST REALIZED TSLA'S GENIUS PLAY
THEY ARE DOING THIS INTENTIONALLY TO CREATE A DIP TO ENTICE PEOPLE TO BUY TOMORROW

>>53902045
I was for a few years
Then she started to unconditionally pity me
Then she unconditionally hated me
...I guess that's what happens when you're a loser, lol

>>53902168
Crabs do be eatin.

>>53902445
It's a good question. So far he's focusing on creating the gap between petrol fuels that have a zero sum, and solar, which while zero sum to the size of our Star, is a few hundred years from being ran into.

I'm guessing you trade stocks based on $ value. And you're always looking for a big home run.

You need, at the base, an understanding of compound interest, as old Albert comedically noted.

>>53902462
just buy $o and pretend

>>53901858
look at P/E are they in mega debt?
AMZN $63.05 billion debt
i was pissed too, but i think when they work out of the debt it will pump. not sure tho

>>53902461
What does JP Morgan have to do with any of this? IB doesn't care if you have billions elsewhere, they will liquidate a portfolio the second it doesn't meet margin requirements. That is literally their business model in a nutshell and that's why they're so cheap.

>>53902478
I'm up 50% in a week on BOIL. Goodluck with your 100 p/e snake oil bag cult. I don't touch cult tickers

>>53902499
They actually removed the P/E ratio off of Google KEK

That can't be a good sign for their stocks.

>>53902509
I own coal, like ARLP and some others.
Do you prefer wars?

>>53902501
Im saying you get a loan from JPM against stocks in IB. There is no margin on IB.

>>53901858
I dropped that piece of shit today. Only like 2% out of it. Weak.

>>53902509
If you bought the 2$ brap gas wick you would be up nearly 100%

>>53902459
SI anons finally get their redemption after the market pumped straight garbage for 3 months.

>>53901783
i claim this thread in the name of the forbidden chart.

wtf is mexico doing
did they legalize narcos
why the fuck is mexico up 17% ytd

>>53902466
>hope bait
Me too bro. Me too.

>>53902539
no you can't do that
If you want an equity collateralized prime loan you have to have the shares listed to your name, not a custodian, IB is your custodian if you have your stocks there.
If you DRS your shares through IB then IB is no longer the custodian and you no longer have your shares listed there, the entry in the platform portfolio is a shell for bookkeeping
Doing this only makes sense if your portfolio is a smaller % of your net worth because all you're trying to do is avoid IB liquidation and you expect margin calls
If you don't expect margin calls then IB is the smarter route since this is cheaper than JP morgan

>>53902636
Friendshoring meme tamped down a bit by dollar strength.

>>53902598
I’m redeeming!

IM REDEEEEEEEMINNGGGG!!!!

Another blah relaxing day. (aka I napped after lunch). Due to the KO divvy hike I was just $20 away from hitting my divvy goal for the year. Could've just sat back and watched my reinvesting divvy do the work for me as the year rolled on but what fun would that be?. Thankfully VZ with its fat divvy and yield kinda dipped today. How could I turn down such a nice gift like that? So I bagged. $20 in divvy worth. Now the reinvesting divvy that I get the rest of the year is just extra cherry on top.

>>53901857
Cool it with the anti-semitisim, bro

I don't think TSLA could've shit the bed any worse than they did today. Total bullshit the stock price can move AH but you can't dump options AH.

>>53902636
kek
don't look at Turkey YoY

>>53902459
kek baggies. scalped that shit up to 15-20/share a month ago.

>>53902615
I think your missing a line or two somewhere, I just know it

>>53901756
My only regret is not buying BXP puts earlier throughout the year

>TSLA

what in the absolute fuck went down at that meeting holy shit

>>53902685
The worst part is it making me wonder if I should buy the dip myself.

>>53902716
And then you're eventually gonna die with no heirs and all that time and stolen tax payer money you spent on stonks will go right back to the government thieves never to actually be enjoyed by you

>>53902786
They screwed the pooch so bad.

>no cybertruck
>no 25k EV
>bunch of stuttering nerds talking quietly

Should've been named MANUFACTURING day. Absolute disaster.

>>53902787
HELL NO.

>>53902615
not so fast

>>53902464
Not if they sell enough shares, amigo.

>>53902786
It's still going.
Elon just explained that TSLA will be the backbone of US energy grids, will be the first manufacturer to produce retail robots, and is creating the tech required to populate Mars.
So, all in all, with their profitability still solid, I'd say it's line go up line go down.

>>53902810
Never seen a stock get wrecked like that over some bullshit presentation ffs

>>53902716
I just spoke with the governor and we're actually downsizing your entire department on account of your chronic laziness. We're also clawing back your pension.

Hope your little divvies are enough to keep your fat wife from having to turn tricks.

>>53902810
I'm surprised they didn't just say the word "AI" 300 times and call it a day.

>>53902832
Were you not here for GOOG's AI debacle 2 weeks ago.?

>>53902826
It's past the point for "promises", even if they are exciting ones. Today was the day to present something solid and complete (or near completion), and they failed. Simple as.

>>53902842
Are they profitable?
Yes, well outside the range of everyone else.
They announced $1000 off their production costs per unit.
Whatever you're talking about, there is nobody who can put out a car that competes for such a price.

>>53902842
Mad tuck game on this one

>>53902791
LOL. Trust me heirs isn't a problem. Between me and my Wife there's 5 siblings plus some of them have kids. Also cousins,etc. So leaving the loot to someone isn't an issue. Sides I do plan to enjoy it. Thank god for early retirement.

>>53902840
Oh shit that was a fucking distater kek I stand corrected good sir

>>53902842
There is nothing promising enough you can deliver in a bear market dude. No matter what tsla does its gonna dump.

One of you option nerds needs to help me. I bought 3/17 $10 puts on FNKO today right before close. Then the third sank 27%. Approximately how much will my puts be worth tomorrow? I paid $65 a piece for them.

>>53902842
I want this whores nasty chink legs off my counters now!

>>53902636
From what I read the mexican central bank was aggressively hiking interest rates before the FED. If that's the case they're seeing less inflation than the UMS and are ahead of the curve. Also more foreigners own Mexican debt( I belive bonds). Those are the only 2 reasons as to why people are "bullish" on Mexico. I'm thinking of buying some EWW but the expense ratio is too high for my liking

>>53902874
>TSLA
Idk, but put $10 on Takuma Sato to win the Indy 500 this year

>>53902874
your theta and vega will be a pittance so close to expiry, so its all delta.
stock went down $2 below strike so you made $2 per put.
Since you paid $65 for each and they're now worth $3, you are now down 95%

>>53902874
the option should go from $0.65 -> $2 assuming it stays at $8. $10 - {price at open} should be a rough estimate of what it'll be.

>>53902874
Knowing that bean stock and it's high IV I'd say 180.

>>53902874
About $140 in profit: https://optionstrat.com/build/long-put/FNKO/230317P10

>>53902908
That doesn't make any sense
>>53902909
Oh ok, thank you. I actually think it's going to dump even harder tomorrow honestly. Their outlook was super grim.

TSLA opening a new factory in Monterrey Mexico.

>>53902852
>$1000 off
If I heard and recall correctly that was *only* the motor itself and there were other overall cost cuts besides.

>>53902891
With MEXX the gains are so good you don't need to worry about gringo shit like "expense ratios".

>>53902916
That's a sweet tool, glad you shared it

>>53902874
Bout tree fiddy

>>53902933
>3x leveraged ETF
>Mexico
Sorry anon but the only 3x ETF I buy are all American related

>>53902927
I think the other anon assumed you paid $65 (so $6,500) for the contract while I assumed you bought the contract for $0.65 (hence the $65). they're otherwise correct.

IS THAT SPOTTEM GOTTEM??? THAT NIGGA BEEN ON MY MIND!!!!
>picrel
dont sell for peanuts bucko.

>>53902956
When the country's 1/3rd Mexican, what's the difference?

>>53902928
And new lithium refinery in corpus christi.

>>53902957
Oh yeah I meant net price of $65, I just converted it from the .65 contract price.

>>53901756
>>53901989

Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
Any other niggas out here know this feel?

>>53902969
The difference is the U.S is owned by corporations and not cartels. And corporations have more power than cartels do. And a more powerful global elite is often bullish for the domestic economy

>>53902988

>>53902615
bull trap

any thoughts on this shit?

>>53902973
ye I figured, anyhow congrats on the win. I wouldn't hold it until Friday given that I remember FNKO dropping 60% in a day just to regain 30% the next. I'd take the profit and try to short BBW if it isn't down on FNKO's flop.

>>53902973
dont do that nig, so yeah you tripled your money

>>53903005
Been eating shit relative to stalwarts like ALB and SQM. I think the current meme lithium miner is SGML.

>>53903007
Yeah I always dump first thing the next day after options gambles. I'll keep an eye on BBW. Pretty sure you can short any toy company at earnings right about now since they're all luxury purchases and everyone is fucking broke right now.

>>53902994
Kinda quaint when a country is owned by corporations
Croatia is owned by lazy corrupt assholes. Sometimes they will push out big boys by making the legal system so shitty and land rights a mess
Sometimes they will make local ordinances impossible so locals can keep their semi legal tourist rental business
Sometimes they will fix some laws for like 10k euro
Sometimes big opportunities will fail because some aparatchki could not be bothered to do his job at all so investors leave in disgust
Sometimes foreign investors get sick of greasing palms

>futures

>>53903038
the issue with BBW is that management is gloating about their recent success (CEO wrote a book about it) but is being irresponsible. an activist fund begged them to buy back shares when it was $4 yet they waited until it 5x'd to $20 to take his suggestion seriously, which is stupid.

>>53901756
Is that Spottemgotten? That nigga been on my mind...no cap...

>>53902891
What does that mean for Europe to be sitting outside of correction range still running 10% y/yr inflation?

>>53903077
Idk man I'm not a scholar. All ik is that Eurpoe has been irrelevant since the start of the century

>TSLA
How much did they shit the fucking bed?

>>53903115
>TSLA
man, fuck this shit

>>53903115
I mean expectations were unreasonably high as they always are with TSLA bulls. I seriously can't believe there are people out there who think the robotaxi idea will work, much less that Elon would reveal the $25K car he promised years ago.

If you were ever to go long on Bausch + Lomb Corp. (BLCO) now would probably be a good time for entry. Not the best but decent. Just had an er miss but the numbers were good, better than most other trash on the market.

>>53903133
I would have at least expected Cybertruck stuff but all they have it seems is yet another display but none of the actual specs or pricing.

>>53903133
I mean it’s hard to remember all the bullshit Elon has promised over the past decade all the lies tend to run together at this point

>>53902855
You need to put a black kid in the will for reparations or you'll be deemed a white supremacist transphobic insurrectionist bigot

you've heard about SKYT
now let me tell you about SKYU

Just woke up. Did I miss anything?

>>53903165
got a quick rundown?

>>53903147
lol
lmao even
do you even understand what that company is?

>>53903156
Tesla motors success surprised me. The difficult in making a from-scratch car company to try to compete against the legacy brands is incredibly hard.

>>53903169
no, the market just undid what it did yesterday is all. Then again I am almost entirely oil so my perspective might be a bit skewed.

>>53903173
AI companies need computing power.
SKYU provides computing companies at leverage

>>53903169
Yea, you just missed that margin call anon. The problem won't go away just by not answering that phone from your pro semitic broker

wtf I put all my money in SOXS why isn’t SOXS going up

>>53903183
hmm ok, will keep an eye on it. horribly low volume though

>>53903169
What is even the solution for someone in this picture? I almost feel bad for someone that would act like that because they're technically trying to do good but it's obviously not looking right

>>53903196
SOXS hired a minority women CEO

>>53903199
>What is even the solution for someone in this picture?
More Andrew Tate videos

>>53903198
volume doesnt matter it's an ETF with market makers so it's always liquid, the only risk is that it doesnt get much AUM so it de-lists and you have to re-invest

>>53903199
unironically a mullet

>>53903005
I made Huge profits earlier when the price of lithium looked invincible but current both the demand side and supply side of lithium will hit profits hard next year. Goldman sachs have openly said it's far over valued and i agree.

>>53903059
What in the actual fuck?

>>53903199
do like everyone else does, marry a southeast asian or filipina

>tsla -7%
god damn did elon break another invincible window or something? holy smokes

>>53903115
Their market cap was greater than every other car company on Earth, combined. All this while putting out low-quality products that only survived on brand loyalty.
What the fuck did you think would happen?

>>53903059
I guess shit like Kohl's missing earnings was a bad omen kek

>>53903311
TSLA was always a $30 stock at best, their bullshit margins would ALWAYS come down to the normal car margins of like 6%

It's been almost 2 weeks since I've last seen my sweet bb boy. You guys did this and I was each and every one of you to write him a sincere apology now. I will be keeping track of IDs and working closely with the based janitorial staff to make sure those who don't are properly punished. We will right this wrong.
#JusticeForScoopsies

>>53901853
Fuck yeah. Anyone know how farm tech is doing, specifically aging processes for crops?

>futures

>>53903342
poor scoopsies, rocker ended up being the thing that destroyed his life completely

F

>>53901853
Is he a buck or a breaker I can't tell.

>>53903342
>apologize to a negro
No.

>>53903370
This general has fucked up lore I tell you what.

I just realized that the reason INTC pumped at open was likely all the people reinvesting the dividend they paid out. Anyone know if there's any studies on stock returns on dividend payout days?

Christ what a shit day for TSLA. I mean I can't be a hypocrite because I took the AH and PM gains all through Jan during the ridiculous bullrun, so I guess I gotta take the shit with the sugar.

What a disaster of an event though. Absolutely nothing to do with 'investors'. The whole event should've never happened at all. Not until that 25k EV or more concrete info on the Cybertruck.

I mean, people can point to all of the 'exciting' promises and ideas that were floated (permanent batteries, in house charging, etc... I'm not an engineer so maybe some if it went over my head), but on INVESTOR day, we need more after all the promises Musk has given. Great company, but it's time to follow through.

>>53903406
Like all seemingly predictable pumps, I'm sure algos hit it from all sides making it hard to actually profit from buying 0dte calls or whatever

>>53903337
It's currently 14%
They just cut +$1000 off production costs of each vehicle.

I'm gonna short Kohl's before the company delists kek

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/01/business/kohls-stock-retail/index.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/01/kohls-kss-earnings-q4-2022.html

>>53903387
If scoopsies had just laughed it off everyone would have moved onto the next thing and he would have been fine. The fact he panicked and disappeared just made it worse.

im going to make a trillion dollar company. its going to eat the stock market.

but.. I need to get sober. yikes!

there is a disgustingly low presence of the gamer word in this thread. Up your numbers.

>>53903458
I'm hopeful that you know this already, but keep in mind that there are two sides to all trades. Just because you short at $2 doesn't mean that there will be buyers at $1.

Why do you guys use Fidelity and TDA with their ridiculously high margin interest rates?

I'd rather use Robinhood for my poorfolio desu.

>>53903477
If Buffet played StarCraft he'd suck because he'd just build only drones and get railed by some early game shenanigans.

>>53903485
well, whats your net worth?

>>53903415
>I'm not an engineer
That's the thing, aside from the vague general sweeping proposals for the future, which could easily have been made far more interesting and informative but were instead extremely lackluster in their presentation, there were some *excellent* investor friendly details here and there, but they weren't at all presented in a manner that was *general public* hyping, and in fact were pretty much just casual passing mentions.

>>53903464
Honestly, I didn't like his face.

>the direction of the line in the future

WTFWT!

does it count if you are under the 200 day moving average overnight?

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>>53903517
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>>53903517
In isn't possible for them to be aquiet though.

>>53903485
I try to avoid holding on margin. Idk I just like it and switching seems like more trouble than it's worth. I also have fidelity, etrade and vanguard for my various company stock and retirement plans. I should probably and condense that if possible

>>53903507

They gapped it up over the 200 on the way up so only fair they gap it down

>>53903525
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>>53903485
Robinhood didnt support IRA's at the time, and Fidelity's Active Trader Pro is just what I became accustomed to.

>spam returns to smg
here we fucking go again

FUTURES

>>53903550
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>>53903133
I thought it would be a repeat of Nvidia where the stock would retard pump cause of AI bandwagon

>>53903342
pretty sure he still posts in all caps saying "buy soxl nigga"

>>53903550
>>53903525
>>53903517
.you niggers better stop with your nigardly ways or else!

>>53903342
on one hand i feel bad for him but on the other he should know better than to take screencaps of his youtube channel and take shitty measures to block out details knowing the autism in this general/4chan

>>53903485
>Fidelity
My biggest complaint is how garbage their website and app are.

>>53903568
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>futures

holy fucking shit, TSLA heemed the markets that badly?

>>53903602

>>53903596
Oh hey bb! It's good to see you again finally.

>>53903596
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>>53903415
Musk bought Twitter and that's been his obsession since, it's clear to anyone who isn't a TSLAtard.
This feature roiled out today, you type in a ticker/shitcoin and the daily chart comes up at the top of the feed and hyperlinks to TradingView.

>>53903618
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>>53903618
Glad you're okay buddy

>>53903629
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Pee pee poo poo

JANNY HELP ME!!!!!!

Well, better than all that poxcock spam we used to have.

Anyway, holy shit
>futures

>>53903570
The issue is TSLA didn't say AI enough and already had doubled from its lows. Nothing would have caused it to pump.

>>53903621
Doesn't seem to work for every ticker

>>53903643
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>>53903659
>status: heemed

>>53903666
>aloud
irredeemable

>>53903663
FNKO BTFO by based Elon.

>>53903663
>>53903621
so stocktwits

>>53903710
I'm guessing it only includes stuff in ES/NQ/YM as OKTA showed up. Question is why would you go to TWTR for stock charts.?

>>53903717
>>53903717
>>53903717

>>53903602
Yes.

it's crashing tomorrow

If you had a sexy personal female broker, what would her name be?

>>53903731
Wendy

>>53903731
Elizabeth

>>53903731
Rachel

>>53903749
>>53903759
>>53903773
...really? You guys can do better than that
Also, give me the name of a fictional stock brokerage company that uses AI to assist customers

>>53903002

>>53903055
This is another example of Protestant superiority. The level of development and rule of law in Protestant nations vs Catholic and Orthodox ones is stunning. WASPs are responsible for most human advancement of the last 400 years.

>>53902615
>>53902818
>the memelines
>read the memelines mason