/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53900013
reminder to load up on monkeypoz stocks before pride season

hahah wow, pretty soon 250 post limit will be in reach

>>53900013
im requesting you take your medication anon

I completely missed the BOIL dip

>>53900013
Another failure day, someone please bring me around back and shoot me

reminder to report early bake threads as spamming / flooding

Buy Rycey, they had great earnings!

Theta is the ultimate financial innovation.
Theta will bring prosperity.
Time cannot be stopped.

Early bake again.

Financially speaking, what did well in Japan's 'lost decade'? If demographic stagnation and collapse happens in the west, can we expect similar trends?

TRKA shill, when do I sell ??

>>53900044
I told you everyday to buy BOIL

>look at which direction usy/jpy is moving
>open position with trailing stop loss in the direction
>go to sleep
>???
>profit

>>53900088
and i keep telling yall to poop your pants but no one ever listens

>>53900088
Holding SOXL gave me PTSD when it comes to leveraged ETFs

More money going into Overstock

>>53900087
You sell the news anon. First is the Blue Tourch e-series r/s finalization.
But then comes the Q4 22 ER projected to $120m, slated to release no later than March 30th. For a stock at 25m market cap, you do the math.

INTC calls.

>>53900087
Fuck I missed 2 opportunities to but this shit. Could have bought Friday right before close or the 2 fucking dips we had today. I'f this sees $1 I'm ending my shit

im gonna stay long TSLA overnight
Elon better not fuck me
Lord knows he has enough in the past

>>53900167
Elon has 9 kids he fucks everything that moves (including you anon)

TRKA Dick Tuckers, we are going to orbit ...

Im going to put a bunch of money into calls at EOD, IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT

I have to tell you guys. I bought one of them Nespresso coffee makers for me and the gookfu, and this thing makes fantastic espresso and coffee. I literally haven't even had a desire to drink alcohol or use light drugs since I got it. Also, once the SPY hits $394 buy as much as you before power half hour.

>>53900187
filtered.

WOW, THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING??? I HAD BETTER BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!

>>53900185
bad idea we broke the double bottom support today

>Funko Inc earnings after hours
Who here is gonna bet on soiboy consumerism?

>>53900206
>collapse
This has been debunked, chud. We're just deglobalizing slightly.

>>53900229
two more weeks trust the science.

Pro tip fags: When the VIX/VIX6M ratio goes under 1 you can buy. If you buy before then you have only yourselves to blame for getting rekt. For extra credit wait for the VIX/VIX3M to also be under 1

>>53900263
VIX6M/VIX and VIX3M/VIX that is

>>53900223
It's an easy short

I went and made a pot of pasta sauce and absolutely nothing fucking happened when I was gone.

>>53900263
>>53900274

I use the "VIX Contango Sentiment Indicator" indicator myself

>>53900283
maybee you made crab sauce accidently

BUY SOXS bot made it's debut on the stock market today with real money instead of trading in crypto scams
>protip: just run stoch over all your indicators and play that

i'm scared
nothing i'm doing is rocket science I might release source to /biz/ so they can experience the stress of algotrading/HFT too. really though it's just the protip + maximum brute forced chart fitting. anons can replicate in 200 lines.

>>53900282
Ok I trust you

well /smg/. my wife is divorcing me. We had $50k in stocks combined among our IRAs and my 401k. What happens to all of that? We did shit play once and I got way more into it than her and she got sick of it and now it’s over

So you guys are buying NEO? Literally won’t fail.

>>53900229
>deglobalizing
with this administration? c'mon man! this fucker's got his nose so far up globohomo ass he's got shit coming out his ears.

>>53900291
IDK about crab sauce, but a crab chowder might b cool.

>>53900293
I'll tail you

>>53900291
I don't know if I like you standing in for Carlos.

>>53900263
Okay, I'm following. Go on...

>>53900300
>shit play
What did it smell like?

>>53900300
Well that's going to her you dummy dumdum

>>53900315
Anon that's not a crab, that's shrimp

>>53900300
you disgust me, but to answer your question it depends on the state where you're doing the divorce. if you're in a blue state like connecticut she gets everything plus 90% of your income for the next 30 years. thanks for playing.

>>53900263
>literally "buy the dip"
lmao what a concept

>>53900300
what exactly is shit play

>>53900291
I dont like the taste of crab. Tastes boring and fishy.

>>53900335
Back in my day we called em crawdads.

Reposting

I bought puts 9 days out at a 10% projection. Up 30% on the day, how did I do?

So.. What do we call this pattern?

>>53900368
sell now, nobody ever went broke taking a profit. don't underestimate the jewery

>>53900375
sell now pattern desu senpai

>>53900056
How are their car production numbers looking? As spicy as ever?

tell me your most pathetic neetlife stories /smg/
if i like yours i'll post mine

>>53900375
uncle sam's wild ride

>>53900223
Just bought puts. All the soi's don't have money for Funko pops anymore because they all got layed off from their worthless tech jobs.

>>53900375
The Gigawedge™

>>53900348
kek

>>53900167
>>53900173

See you at investor day at the closing bell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl1zEzVUV7w

>>53900348
Take the gookfu out for sushi and let her take a huge raw fish dump on you and you'll find out.

>>53900391
I used to smoke an ounce of pot a week and just play oblivion all day.

>>53900391
i retired and then spent my days here on /smg/

boil's the only green in my portfolio and i only put $500 in it lmao kms

>>53900375
the "still beats SPX" pattern

>>53900391
I went part time at work hoping to use the extra time to chase my dreams. Now on my days off I don't leave my apartment, smoke weed all day, and play breath of fire.

>>53900405
thanks but im not listening to that gay shit lol

>>53900391
Five years ago I was so bored I got addicted to Twitter, then when I got banned I was even more bored and got addicted to War Thunder.

What in tarnation was that?

Somehow tradingdays feel longer and longer. Nothing ever happens

>>53900263
>VIX Contango Sentiment Indicator
that is a pretty neat indicator, but that would have meant you missed the entire bull run from end of dec to feb. IF you didn't get in by october of last year.

>>53900425
Tell me a fun build for my next run (PS3, unmodded). I'm thinking no armor + broadsword + acrobatics + daedra summons. I'll summon tanks and jump around playing dark souls.

Trying Skyrim for the first time with unarmed khajit cause some forum said it was fun, and it's not.

>>53900405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSYGIljR6sQ

>>53900405
>investor
lol if you're not daytrading you're gaytrading

>>53900348
She shat on my face and in my mouth

troikabros do we hold

>>53900391
I haven't been outside in 4 months.

>>53900375
>zoom out
what do you call this pattern?

WTFWT

>10 minutes left

>>53900375
Oh shit we really have been crabbing like fuck

>>53900488
i call it chart crimes by anon d. retard

>>53900486
You need to take a vitamin d supplement or you'll get depressed

It's ogre for me bros

>>53900488
Rothschild 1 - Globe 0

>>53900363
lmao did not see that coming

>>53900324
>>53900345
Lo and behold "buy the dip" actually does work as long as you don't buy what you *think* is the dip and it keeps on dipping. You want to anticipate a rebound and buy just before (or just after it starts). Bottoms are built on sentiment and maximum bearishness when everybody has been shook out and are fully hedged up with puts. At that point is when the reversal happens and the market turns around. Since you don't have access to order flow to know when everybody has bought you have to use a proxy. The ratio between different VIX cash settlement months is about the best proxy you have. Just using VIX itself gives too many false readings but the ratio between different months tends to be much more accurate. Ideally you want to have several confirming indicators, VIX above 30, ratios below 1, maybe look at the IV of the different SPX at the money calls and see when it's at a high indicating people have bought a lot of puts. When all of this stuff dovetails it's time to buy with leverage
>>53900463
Yeah but it triggered in October which is when you would have gone all in. FWIW I consider the exit signal to be when both the charts break above the top line (in addition to other things I look at) which would have gotten you out on December 2nd right before the mini-dump. I'm in cash right now waiting for the next entry. I have made a ton of cash swing trading using VIX ratios

>>53900463
where can i get the free book

>>53900541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk

>>53900466
i dunno, i only played sign of the atronach with alchemy to make the largest mana pool possible and then make the most badass spells possible in the mages guild.

>>53900558
The library

what's with the 80s music videos? lmao

>>53900479
lol, so she shit all over you and now she's going to leave you? why am i not surprised.

>>53900300
may you family be healed and be set freed of any and all fear, depression, despair, lust, and greed anon

>>53900013
ABML ASTS ORGN
The holy trinity of pre-revenue moonshots.

>>53900501
I don't think that bothers me, I already feel that everything is pointless.

>>53900391
I was engaged to a rich girl and I worked at a bar downtown. I would get drunk at work every day sometimes so drunk I would have to call her to pick me up because I couldn't drive home. I spent years just floating through life like that and I don't regret it at all it was pretty fun. When you get older alcoholism isn't as cool though. I miss her bros her head game was crazy

Buy BOIL

>>53900570
What do you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? Ganbatte!

>>53900541
Thank you for sharing but, I wonder why you are sharing with us now? Probably because it no longer works in this cycle. kek. thats what they always do. But nonetheless thank you for contributing something potentially useful.

>>53900479
What did it taste like?

>analysts predict $2.80-$3.00 average NG prices this year due to fundamentals
BUT
>seasonality charts indicate that we have a long way to go from the bottom
On March 8, when this winter storm is expected to wind down, should I take profits like analysts recommend, or stay in it and follow the momentum through this summer?

>>53900594
-.69%

>>53900541
>as long as you don't buy what you *think* is the dip and it keeps on dipping
Another amazing concept, yeah don't buy at VIX 30 when VIX 80 is around the corner. All you have to do is predict the future accurately.

>several confirming indicators
You're an idiot like all the other >muh indicators idiots, one indicator tells you VIX is high, the other tells you you're in backwardation, which is what happens when VIX is high, so your "confirmations" are of the same thing, which is that the market is experiencing a dip. Again there's nothing more to it than "buy the dip" and your "indicators" don't tell you about how much deeper the dip might get, it only "works" because most of the time the dips are modest but fucks you over when it's a big one.

>>53900594
since last week:
>BOIL
>SOXS
>WEBS
>LABD

so take a guess

>>53900563
oblivion magic system fucking sucks though. I wish I'd done a magic build for skyrim instead of this unarmed khajit crap. Skyrim's magic is great.

>>53900594
-0.45%
;_;

>>53900612

I've been keeping a core BOIL since 5.5 and under, but I scalp BOIL/KOLD during the day or have a little KOLD overnight as a hedge in case weather forecasts shift.

>awaiting salesforce earnings
Hows Marc (((Benioff))) gonna do today lads? He has activists trying to add board seats from underneath him.

>>53900541
how do you trade VIX6M/VIX??
thanks of informing me vix even existed i'm doing the same thing basically with the bot only far less complicated with all your ratios and multiple indicators.

just looking at the VIX pair it looks awesome to swing trade, what the fuck is it?

>>53900589
Oh hey poem anon

>>53900640
nah, you gotta make the fortify mana potions so you get the mana bar as large as possible, and then make design your spells around having that much mana, and you can just nuke entire zones with one spell

>>53900594
100% up on spy puts

VTNR bros let's fucking go!!

>>53900594
made every right move today

>>53900589
Everything is pointless anon but you don't have to be a bitch about it. Sunlight will make you feel better. So will the gym. So will having sex with real 3d women. It's not a meme.

>>53900594
>XLB: 0.75%
>XLC: -0.79%
>XLE: 2.02%
>XLF: -0.35%
>XLI: 0.4%
>XLK: -0.73%
>XLP: -0.71%
>XLRE: -1.49%
>XLU: -1.63%
>XLV: -0.13%
>XLY: -1.26%

>Me: 2.98%
>YTD: -0.4%

All holdings green. Hell yeah.

>>53900574
I'm guessing he didn't return the favor to gain the experience?
He probably uses the word "shit" regularly as an insult, and now she knows he's got no self worth.
>>53900594
I had a day where I learned I can lose money in stocks, and get it back in options on the same stock. Next on my list is losing money on the stock and the options in the same day.

>>53900651
>your chart
Here's the jist of my question, since you seem to trade futures more than I do:
Are NG prices currently decoupled from the seasonal swings do to all the crazy geopolitics/climate shit that affected them last year? Or are the seasonal swings returning this year now that we're normalizing?

>>53900594
-0.24%

>>53900670
Sounds boring desu

>>53900651
You are better off hedging by selling some covered calls than holding both.. holding both is retarded

>>53900655
why i not buy, o well

>>53900391
I owned multiple large sized objects for hands free cumming.
It never happened and I'm still upset ngl

ok im going to take a shower and wash my big cock. see everyone tomorrow bright and early

>PLUG earnings
go up damnit!

>>53900594
a whole 32 dollar and 58 cents profit on the day, since january 1st 189%+

>>53900731
>doesn't post picture of his dick
>definitely has a tiny cock like Rocker

>>53900731
don't go strapping any bombvests on there. you wouldn't want to be a hero for the paki in you.

>>53900733
go back

>>53900733
Hydrogen is a gimmicky scam. What is this, 2021?

>>53900598
I'm just bored Bobo. Slow day. According to my backtests, the strategy works in pretty much any market cycle see pic related back to 2010 for example. Note there are a few other things to pay attention to also an optimal stop loss should be calculated and adhered to so to avoid catastrophic loss like in 2008. I won't give it all away but with a little work a very solid strategy can be worked out from what I've written
>>53900616
>VIX 80
If you haven't stopped out long before this you're doing it wrong
>all the indicators are the same
This is not true. I realize how seductive this line of reasoning is but I suggest you actually do the work. VIX can remain elevated or depressed for extended times severely curtailing its utility for swing trading while the ratios are a lot more constant. There's more to it than just ratios of cash VIX but that's a big one. Do a backtest and see
>>53900656
>how to trade VIX6M/VIX
You can trade VIX futures or VIX options. There are some ETFs like VXX and VIXM that give you exposure to the front months and the mid-term VIX but I wouldn't suggest trading the VIX. Use it as an indicator for when to enter and exit equity indexes like SPY or UPRO. If you want to get fancy the indicator can work for VIX derivative entries but it's a lot trickier and the trade must be very short term so I won't go into it

>>53900077
I have to assume swingies won big and everybody else crabbed or lost.

>>53900757
>>53900752
I want to ditch my bags

>>53900282
>>53900297
Wow thanks anon

>>53900745
Hey I don't have a small penis!

>>53900077
Japan's problem has nothing to do with demographic stagnation. SK and Taiwan are both going through demographic stagnation right now yet their growth rates are much higher than Japanese ones.

>>53900282
Noice.

>>53900688
I don't want to discuss too much further, but I think it's too late for me to change anything. You're probably right but I just have absolutely no interest in any of those things at this point in life.
I enjoy sitting alone and staring at numbers all day.

>>53900783
can't believe this fag's slinging a massive hog
really demoralizing

>FNKO
kek

>>53900315
This is hilarious.
Instead of seeing a horrible death. I see a lobster instantly turn into food.
He turns red in like 2 seconds.

>>53900594
+8000 dollars that i transferred into my brokerage account.

>>53900229
>deglobalizing
This shit won't happen until manufacturing can be automated completely, you'll see our sector come back to avoid shipping costs. But no jobs ofc.

Uh oh… what did you guys do this time…

>>53900795
You can walk alone in the woods and stare at numbers on your phone/shitpost (it's what I did today) and I guarantee you will feel better just from getting the sunlight

>>53900391
I gave a minor celebrity 30k over the span of a year. Then it kind of flipped and now that celebrity is buying and making me stuff. I wanna feel like a simp but it's the closest thing either one of us has had to a relationship in a long time. No I won't tell you who it is.

>>53900802
can't wait till they make a disney movie about crickets and plants having feelings and this faggot starves to death eating seaweed and pond scum.

>PLUG
GGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53900815
it's on the 7th unless they moved it, which i don't think they did

>>53900829
>buying and making me stuff
let me guess, her gifts total less than half of yours. reciprocation makes you feel good and keeps her gibs coming in next year!

>>53900815
Failed to center Black and Brown bodies.

Interest rates will now be 10% for white or Asian-owned businesses and -2% for businesses led by Black, Latinx, Women, Jewish, or other Disabled folx.

>>53900721
I don't do options so either I shave off some BOIL or just have KOLD overnight that I dump in the morning after the overnight weather models get digested depending on how confident I am of a potential drop before the next day's open.

>>53900697
I don't trade futures---I try to follow commodity history. And yes they do follow seasonality. The current geopolitical headline only a sentiment boost that amplifies or diminishes the effect. But supply-demand is all that matters in the end so exaggerations will get corrected.

I told ppl to go long in BOIL when it dropped to 5.5/share two weeks ago. ~5/share was my target and you could see on the Crude Oil to Natty Gas ratio that it's overextended. It should trend between 10-24

>>53900829
that's nice anon. depending on how they got that position, that can be a very hard place to be. being next to someone who seems to always have "friends" in the room, and amorously interested in many cases, can make some people lose their cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

>>53900829
>simp donates 30,000
>gets a thank you gift
>thinks it's a relationship

Man I really need to stop coming here. Some of you guys aren't salvageable

>>53900836
>Peter_Lynch_How_much_lower_can_it_go.wav

>>53900829
>minor celebrity
Alright explain yourself and who this person is.

>>53900829
It was a vtuber wasn't it?

i just bought salesforce and sold anyway
should i buy more or it crashes in morning?

>>53900829
>Another episode of /smg/ger doxxes himself

>>53900857
>It should trend between 10-24
Okay brother, I'm putting my faith in you instead of naturalgasintel.com

I'll start DCAing out slowly when it hits 10.

>>53900857
$2 natgas was afterall too greedy

>>53900798
Anon, it's swollen.
It doesn't work right. His entire cardiovascular system is fucked. That's not blood in his penis, it's fluid.

its at top its gotta be

>>53900829
>that celebrity is buying and making me stuff
used socks and bath water doesn't count as making you stuff

>>53900695
I'm trying to figure out the thought process that one would have to go through to get into this shit play. Like shit smells like shit which smells disgusting, and then like the whole lead up to it. One day Anon's at the dinner table, his wife has just made a nice meal and in the middle of dinner he just goes, "Hey honey, you know I was thinking that after dinner, maybe you would like to try take a shit in my mouth." pppffffttaaaahahahhahaaaa

>>53900895
Nat gas wont pump until fall. Companies already cutting drilling permits and dropping rigs for gas drilling. Oil will continue to stay steady and may even climb again too but gas is kinda bleh for rest of spring/summer.

>>53900798
you never posted your neet story

kek and rocker was complaining there isn't enough content in /smg/
just gotta ask the right questions

>>53900919
sure, but the bottom is in, daily 100 vwma sits at $5.

>stutters
>tanks billions off marketcap

>>53900922
desu i couldn't top 30k simp guy

Teacher here. Doing a stock market game. They already learned the gist of stock market crash in personal finance. How can I make more kids lose their money simulating the stock market crash

>>53900893
Note that it only will get to 10 if geopolitics, china reopening strengthens quickly and/or europe gets desperate for gas again. right now they're smug as hell and rejecting long term contracts with Qatar or the US because they got a warm winter this year and want to stick to their Green Only policies.

Global Oil, Coal, and Nat Gas prices are interlinked. So you gotta pay attention to all factors that go into US Henry Hub (export LNG) storage futures that drive BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

If the market thinks it's back to normal it'll hug closer to 17 (the 5 year average) rather than have this wild swings from 10 and 30.

good luck predicting all this.

>>53900938
I'd like to see the average /smg/ger give a presentation with similar stakes. Imagine the kino.

>>53900930
Well i hope so. I work in and have O&G investments. I want it to do well for the next 2 years until election time.

>>53900829
>I gave 30k
Thats fucking sad anon, you shouldnt even spend 30k on a gf less shes 100% committed

>>53900951
introduce options and let them trade on margins. Those who make it, groom

>>53900962
This, options, margin and leveraged ETFs

> tfw you got dinged

>>53900951
mess with the students and participate in the game yourself. buy stocks that are about to do a reverse split. the various online games don't handle it properly and you will get to the top very quickly. that's how i won all of the /smg/ games when people used to set them up

>>53900951
A huge part of what feeds crashes is uncertainty about other people and knowing that if *they* sell, you get a worse price. So remind them of that fact as you deal out (secret) cards detailing each student's background and risk tolerance.

Some kids are single with secure government jobs and years till retirement, some have henpecking wives and cars they can barely afford, others are 65 year olds who just reached their retirement number and can't afford to lose a penny, that kind of thing.

Throw in a short seller or two (people who make money if/when the market goes down) and tell everyone about that as well. Really crank up the paranoia.

>>53900917
This is well off topic for /smg/, but generally it's some sort of mix between excitement in breaking the taboo, with the confusion of the occasionally ecstatic feeling of defecation, as well as a desire to be in complete union with even the unpleasant part of the partner (sexual jealousy/confusion), and/or a desire to be absolutely humiliated for unspoken crimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

>>53900946
reneging fag.

EAST

>>53900962
OOOO. That sounds fun. Lure them into a "it just goes up" for couple rounds explaining stock market. Then do some rounds with calls/puts as round insurance. Then drop the hammer.

>>53900952
>>53900919
>>53900930
In short: Hard to predict a pump, but the bottom is definitely in. Right? Them going as low as they did was the result of two coinciding black swans events? I don't want to watch these shares turn to dirt for a year.

>>53900952
>Blah blah blah words
>blah blah 10 to 30
>blah blah avg 17

Nigger it was at 4 and you wouldn't buy it.. 5 you wouldn't buy it... 5 you wouldn't buy it... 6 you would buy it.. 7 you won't buy it even though you said it's going to 17

You faggots are so retarded.

Anyways what did smg have for lunch? I'm trying to ear clean so I can do some real damage to some women's egos this white boy summer. Veggies and sausage today

>>53901006
Bottom for natgas, I suppose bottom for spx as well, but one never knows

>>53900996
This. Crashes are scary because when they start you're buying the dip. Then it turns out not to be a dip. Then you're caught between not wanting to realize losses and fearing the continued dump. Give them that feeling of indecision.

>>53900951
I would not be surprised if your class outperformed SMG.

Are SR levels detectable or are they pure smoke and mirrors?

BOIL kings are we winning yet?

>>53900985
Its through a card/cash token system so I cant manipulate it too much other than setting round values for what they bought
>>53900996
They won't follow the secret part well. I teach the melanin enriched. But I certainly could offer predatory margin

>>53900829
Honkaloid simp trash

>>53900998
>sort of mix between excitement
I read that as excrement, which actually made me laugh even harder, but seriously, lol like she fucking shit in his mouth and their whole relationship has turned to shit. she can't even kiss him without getting the taste of shit in her mouth. AHHHAHAHAHAAA

>>53900760
thanks, i'll have to test this out as it's own indicator and combine it. how do you even get vix6m/vix candles? i assume I'm going to have to pull vix6m and vix and calculate them myself.

i discovered some of the ETFs, also for others here are all the good ETFs that are leveraged to loose all your monies on

just type in "ProShares" or "Direxion" to search for profit.

>NASDAQ-100 LONG 3X
TQQQ - 22.06 (Proshares)
>NASDAQ-100 SHORT 3X
SQQQ - 39.25 (Proshares)

>S&P-500 LONG 3X
UPRO - 35.10 (Proshares)
SPXL - 69.70 (Direxion)
>S&P-500 SHORT 3X
SPXU - 15.28 (Proshares)
SPXS - 20.21 (Direxion)

>VIX LONG 1X NOGAINS LEVERAGE
VIXY - 9.37 (Proshares)
>VIX LONG 1X NOGAINS LEVERAGE
SVXY - 64.27 (Proshares)

>VIX LONG 2X
UVIX - 18.46 (??no candles anyway)
>VIX SHORT 2X
SVIX - 17.15 (??no candles anyway)

proshares and direxion are providing a public service providing leverage the masses without $5,000,000 in their brokerage accounts.

>>53901006
Commodities are volatile, and nat gas even more so. Also BOIL/KOLD an't for buy and hold anyway with the K-1 tax forms. Just trade it.

grab shares of $LNG if you're thinking nat gas is on a multiyear uptrend.

>>53901011
I'm fasting today, gonna break my fast with some chicken wings for dinner tomorrow though.

what do I need to invest in to be happy?

>>53901001
Would be an option, but you could as well let them do naked. Just have the option during a rounds decision making phase
>>53901055
>Niggers
Oh sheit, wear a stab west. chimps gonna chimp out if they lose

>>53901077
Best way to get VIX6M/VIX is go to https://tradingview.com and type it into the search box. That site shows ratio charts. Also here's a good list of leveraged ETFs you might be interested in: https://www.tradingview.com/watchlists/18717534/
There is some other stuff there too

bought GOOG jan 2024 and BABA jan 2025 leaps

what am i in for? i did 0 research btw

>>53901142
Calls or puts

>>53901146
at the money calls

>>53901119
A home.
A wife.
A purpose.
A nation.

>>53900263
Try VIX/MMTH. Buy above 1.2.

>>53901127
>Best way to get VIX6M/VIX is go to https://tradingview.com and type it into the search box.
need actual candle data for the bot,
which is about to make a shitton of money on VIXY,
preferably a raw trade list of every trade on the pair in the last 5 years

Is this bullish or bearish for apple?

>>53901108
Based starving strategy is definitely viable. I had 2 pieces of toast for breakfast with some honey and butter (maybe 500 calories), pic above (maybe 1000) and I'll have a protein shake after the gym with almond milk (maybe 300). 1800 day is probably less than some chicken wings but chicken wings are definitely worth starving for. Long WING. The mango habenero.

>>53901122
Haven't decided the cash system by end of the game. Probably starbursts since they individually wrap and then just bankrupt every student.

>>53901119
Your local community to reestablish social capital where it matters.

>>53900044
That's okay. More for me.

>>53901155
Why ATM

>>53900315
Is he going to be okay?

>>53901182
zoomers are retarded, once you get the pen you don't go back. you can make screen shots with ease, and even translate text on the screen with the pen. you can just pull it out and make a note and save the note forever. like i use the fucking thing for making grocery lists all the time now. iphone users have no fucking clue what they are missing out on.

>Salesforce up 15% aftermarket

>>53901215
ITM acts too much like shares, OTM is barely cheaper due to 50% IV for BABA and my price target for BABA is ~120 so it doesnt make too much sense to do OTM

ATM has higher chance of profit on modest gains for google

how are pbr earnings

>>53901221
Should be decent with a good butter, salt, and some kind of green spice. Good is a relative term for shellfish I think.

>>53900315
That is a sea cockroach, they are cousins. How come people don't eat cockroaches?

>>53900044
I had it and sold too early feels bad man

>>53901235
>purely based on forecast by management
holy clown market

>tsla
holy shit this is boring

>own 1/10000th of a publicly listed company that reports today
>tune into the conference call
i'm a real bisnussman

>>53900013
Got banned from plebbit again for posts that are critical of Ukraine. What a clown world.

>>53901264
I don't know you anon, possibly will never know you, but I'm proud of you.

I had no idea HOOD Gold account is paying 4.15% for sweep.
Honestly, with the 401, the cash card, and now 4.15%, they're set up to do some bidness.

>>53901239
2.9 BRL divvy. Translates to around a dollar per ADS.

>>53901183
I've been eating keto for about 7 years now but started doing intermittent fasting last year so I can more easily afford cheat days. I fast for 2-3 days a week, so far working pretty well.

>>53901264
Listening to conference calls is where the alpha is found. The interview questions of intel's management made them sound like scared bitches, i knew they'd cut divvy

>>53901299
anon, i've taken to listening to conference calls I'm not even owning?
is this alpha, or have I tried too hard and found myself in beta again?

>>53901267
Nice.
I just posted a bunch of bitly links there on old ass, high-ranking pages for SEO.
No ban yet lul

TESLA DAY

GET THE FUCK IN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl1zEzVUV7w

>>53901238
Good luck I guess, I can see BABA poomping, maybe GOOG too but I think it goes down more first

>>53901325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zMNE4HQebg

Bros, will biden really do it? Will he ban Tiktok in the USA?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1631046999926505478

>>53901351
He really should.
I can't believe a group of people who live off trance abuse have given the ability trance the entire youth of the nation to a foreign nation, one that is not rare enough hostile at that.

>>53901368
If only other shit like Tinder and Twitch get banned too, that would be epic. Social media shit has been the worst thing to happen to humanity.

you still think buying puts is a bad idea right anon?

>tfw just got paid with my oil worker paycheck
Gimme some stocks to buy. Im doing some bonds then got some cash for some growth stuff.

>>53901287
Keto is alright but seems like it could get boring. Carbs aren't the end of the world if you don't eat the high fructose goy syrup processed everything. I don't eat fried shit and only drink water.

Rice and oats don't make you fat tho.. like the whole concept of Keto is kinda off base because it acts like all carbs are donuts and mountain dew or whatever

>>53901400
SKYT

>>53901325
I liked hearing about permanent magnets without rare earth. That's a nice addition.

>>53901325
>>53901339
Big autism day

>the future

>>53901400
100% sqqq

>>53901400
lazr

>>53901420
It's pretty neat but is it really worth it to bore so many people to announce minor improvements like this?

>>53901420
Agreed. I've lost $17 (a big deal for me) while they speak which makes no sense because all of this is excellent news, including 50% reduction in production cost per car.

>>53901325
i don't care about whoever is talking or what he is saying
where is elon

>>53901453
>major reduction in environmental destruction
>minor improvement

>>53901472
>major reduction in environmental destruction

>>53901400
The health care sector has a relatively low correlation to your industry, so that might be a good sector for you.
Thermo Fisher Scientific (TMO) seems interesting to me. At 30 P/E, it's not cheap. But a couple years ago it was like 40. They seem to make consistent money from medical lab products.

>JUST IN: TikTok announced that they will limit screen time for users under 18 to just 60-minutes a day

Oh fucking wow, could this lead to the end of Tiktok? Too bad I can't short...

>>53901472
Dude shut up with that hippie shit. This is INVESTORS day, not roll-a-doobie-and-grow-out-your-armpit-hairs-day

>>53901491
oohh good idea anon. I dont have any health care stuff.

>>53901460
That's the market in general. Old traders don't trade on the news direction, they trade on the news, period. Buy the rumor, sell the news, no matter which it would do.
>>53901464
He's already off stage.
>>53901472
I doubt we're gonna see much reduction in change of environment, you're still going to mine. I guess if you consider these toxic, that's possible.
>>53901453
Honestly, I'm wondering when Tesla starts selling computer monitors? I have to guess their monitors are not high definition, but if they are, the addition of some table legs, an online driver, and a connector to a comp, seems easy enough.

I will say one thing, their scatter plot for accidents is probably normal, but it just goes to show people suck at driving. a good 3/4 of the accidents were front end.

>>53901517
>He's already off stage.
well he's back on again kek
ffs BORING

>>53901494
LOL they're fucked

>>53901500
>being this arrogantly retarded
How do you expect them to get the leftists that Elon has pissed off at Twitter to relent and buy cars and drive up earnings/stock prices without appealing to hippie shit?

>>53901500
Removing REEs from magnets also saves a ton of money. REEs are pricey and only come from china mostly.

>>53901494
>just in, everyone under 18 lies, opens 4 accounts or steals parental ID

>>53901528
I can't get network for the last 3 days. fucking glow niggers from across the globe are attacking the networks around here. That and the damn solar flares.

>>53901235
I use it for work and it's pretty good

>>53900263
>>53900541
is there a symbol for this in interactive brokers?

>Good evening sirs

>>53901517
>the market in general
It's all been happening in after hours during the event.

>>53901538
by providing quality products?

C3 AI sisters how fucked are we on earnings day March 2nd, after market close at 4:15 PM?

>>53900760
You are basically using that ratio to distinguish between some fleeting volatility (either now or in 3M/6M from now) from the real thing.

>>53901590
>C3 AI
what do they produce
do they even have a website with content

>>53901580
That leftists refuse to buy because of running his mouth on Twitter? That effect will have to be countered and hippie shit is the only way it will occur.

>>53901590
>C3 AI
Thought about buying them a while back. Seemed interesting but not really sure what they do or how they do it.

>silvergate rugged

>>53901596
they're like discount Palantir and don't even really do AI, lol. the only reason it's pumping is the ticker.

Getting rid of sun-roof might save money and weight. Getting rid of them because people don't use them often is mistaking Why people get them in the first place.
It's a flex, and it's a once in a while release. It takes a person who is feeling trapped, and gives them an open sky cruise. An optional release.
I use my moon-roof almost all summer long if I'm going any distance, or if it's just one of those days.
It is an expense, but if that was your reasoning, you could cut out a bunch more stuff on a car that people expect in luxury.

>>53901596
>>53901599
you know ChatGPT? okay, get this, it's ChatGPT... but for businesses! https://c3.ai/

>>53901618
it looks like a straight up crypto scam. i thought stocks had to get shitfiltered and not be scams before they were allowed on the stock market

>>53901538
I could try to explain to you, why people who boycut because of politics are not won back by some reduction in rare earth minerals, but I have a better idea.
Why don't you send me your paypal and I'll send you $17 to leave this thread
>>53901542
>Pic related

>>53901618
>Palantir
have you tried putting a potato in your underwear?

>>53900393
if i ever become suicidal i will make it my mission to slowly and discreetly kill every useless overpaid zoomer fuckwit lounging around in a job role that is entirely fictional
it will be long and arduous but i think i can do it. they post so much of their lives on social media i could probably track them down quite easily. im hoping i could maybe kill 3-400 whores before i am discovered.

>>53901494
>TikTok is setting a 60-minute daily screen time limit for users who are aged under 18. If young people hit the new limit, they will have to enter a passcode to continue to use the service that day. But they will have the ability to opt out of the new measure,

Opt out. It's literally ntohing.

>>53901640
Anon, the people who left Twitter didn't have a tesla anyway. And if they did, they sure as hell will find a way to rationalize the vehicle.

>>53901629
>provides 40 turnkey Enterprise AI applications
fucking kek
which ones?
what are the 40?
where are the infos?

i never gave a shit about prospectus's but isn't their assets supposed to be listed along with some actual detail of what they do?

have they filed patents?
all this chatGPT shit glows more than anything could ever glow

The longer I do this the less patience I have.

So has TSLA done anything big this investor day yet?

WHY IS TSLA TANKING, I BLAME CHINA

>The $1.8 trillion student debt bubble is about to burst, per Bloomberg, as after a three-year pause, payments on federal student loans are set to resume in the next six months.

hahahahahaha shit, imagine this happen at the same time the credit debt bubble pops as well as car and housing markets crash even harder.

>>53901629
Looks like some crypto bullshit with a bunch of "partnerships" that are actually completely fake or exaggerated at best.
>>53901407
Keto's ok. I mainly miss bread but that's what cheat days are for. I eat as little processed food as possible and have almost entirely cut sugar out of my diet.

>>53901652
There have been articles on order cancellations, present owners who do not intend to remain loyal any further (and sure to spread negative word of mouth among their real world and social media peers), and a general sentiment that has spread across that demographic which has reduced potential customers the next time they are in the market.

It's over. Elon won.

>>53901682
Wobbly robots will surely make the rocket take off

>>53901664
>>53901708

stop asking questions and just pump bags benchod motherfucker

https://c3.ai/partners/
https://c3.ai/products/c3-ai-applications/
https://c3.ai/products/c3-ai-ex-machina/

>>53901718
They're discussing AI, lemme see those retard pumps...

...but holy fuck does he stutter a lot. He needs some media training, makes me nervous about his "sellability"

>>53901714
>there have been articles by competitor news outlets
Elon has stated, repeatedly, that Twitter is a news platform. There is a Reason those media companies are shitting on Twitter. Not to say the least, it's also a decent reverse psychology play to "bring back" the maga to the fold.

What’s the price target for BOIL?

>>53901732
>...but holy fuck does he stutter a lot.
he has a disability and if you say that at work you are breaking ACA rules.

he is invulnerable to insult

>DON'T EVER FORGET TO NOT BAKE EARLY
>>53901756
>>53901756
>>53901756

>NVDA
>10B shelf
Sell off when? This thing should gap fill by Friday but market makers going to fck put holders aren’t they?

>>53901732
>Who is this guy who speaks poorly, and how did he get to be CEO
You're actually a bot, aren't you?

>>53901732
AI shilling briefly got a lil chub in afterhours but it lost it when this roastie showed up

$ 197.16 -5.61 -2.77%
Mar 1, 2023, 5:57 PM EST
After Hours Vol. 7.97M

>les avenirs

>>53901177
based. I have some data I use as well
>>53901176
Thanks anon. Noted
>>53901571
I use Tos but I"m sure there's some way to look it up
>>53901592
The main difference is volatility can remain elevated for a while or can be depressed for a while such as in 2017. Using a ratio between the months gives you relative volatility so it's easier to know when volatility is particularly high even in a high volatility market regime and vice versa. Like it's not enough to say VIX under 20 sell and VIX over 30 buy cuz it can stay under those numbers for too long and you either get rekt or miss trades. Using the ratio just gives you a better reading on market sentiment within the regime. Think about it and it should make sense to you

>>53901732
>stuttering
It's autism and that's his superpower. Also why he makes so much money

This thread is still usable

>>53902713
Thank you

>>53902760
Now it's over...

>>53901704
What if everyone just you know doesn't pay it back and we all just take the shitty credit. What are they actually going to do about it?

>>53903393
the banks bail out the credit card companies with your tax money, inflating things further, and fucking up the currency. this is a game where the only winning move is not to play

>>53900393
>has a white boyfriend
fucking slut.