/biz/ - Business & Finance

China is asshole.

stfu queers

TRKA Trotsky bros ... it is finished

If the central banks refuse to raise rates the bond market is going to do it for them

slurp the BOIL dipperoni

first for fuck jews

my wife is so fucking hot lads

>>53896601
>10Y 4.000%

>>53897094
Then get her an ice pack or some water you dumbass.

maybe finna slup NIO desu senpai

BUDDY LOOK AT 10Y YIELDS COMPUTER

>>53897076
>not selling in time
ngmi

The Chinese manipulates their currency to get favorable treatment all the time. There's nothing new here. It's really criminal what they are doing, but not as criminal as when they unleashed the China virus upon the world. We need to stand up to China and hold them accountable for the millions and millions of people who's deaths they are responsible single handedly responsible for.

short FSLR

if markets only ever go up why should I not just buy YINN and hold it until China is a superpower?

TXRH buddy

>>53897115
>t. baggie weinbergensteinowitz

>>53897094
i wish i had the capabilities to find you and kill you. i know there is a way but i dont have the autism to do it

RIVN puts fucking printed today

>>53897115
I think we should look into tariffs on their goods and revoking their favored nation status.

>>53897140
weinbergensteinowitz is the one constantly pumping china, idiot. look how much money blackrock has tied up into china.

The Line that was the floor in now the ceiling.

RIP in peace linebros

>>53897140
Did you know Jews are at the root of modern China? They were chillin with Mao.

SPY not looking to reclaim ground this week. Very sad

>>53897090
I remember growing up I couldnt really tell the difference between white people and jews because arr rook same (sometimes, unless the jew looks super jewy).

But now that I'm older and experienced, I can tell a jew apart from a white because jews are 10x pushier than whites lol. seeing white women go shopping vs jewish women go shopping is an easy way to see how much pushier jews are

>10y yield over 4%

NVDA GO GO GO GO DOWN!!!!

Who is behind this market action?

>>53897169
that's what makes jewesses so sexy to me

JOHN ROCKER!

you told me to buy 0dte calls!!!
WHAT THE FUCK /SMG/
YOU LIED TO ME!!!!

kek, baggies, kek even lmfao even

how does 275 SPY sound

>>53897187
I'm from California so most of the Jews here are not like the super jewy east coast jews....they're mostly just descendants of European immigrants but aren't really super American Jewy.

But when i went to New Jersey....lol. The Jewwesses at the fucking shopping malls literally talk like Kyle's Jew Mom from South Park. KOIIIILE COME OVAH HEEUH OR ELSE YA GUNNA GIVE ME A HEADACHE. WHEAH DO YOU GET THIS CHUTZPAH FROM

>>53897154
>blackrock owns something reeeeeeee
they own everything, IDIOT

>>53897205
I see we have an optimist itt

This price action is something else. kek

>>53897187
>Being a findom degen

Also I realize the irony of pointing that out on /smg/; so don't bother pointing that out.

>>53897181
I find this image very disturbing.

>>53897125
this might have been a mistake

>>53897178
I don't feel sorry for any fucktard who is losing money longing nvidia. I hope they lose it all and have to go out on the streets to suck fag dick for cash.

oof owie my life sabings xDDD

>>53897205
Crabbing between 380 and 420 is the best I can do.

Think we’ll get our first 4%+ down QQQ day in a couple months? My 0DTEs would literally 20x

Economic activity is crashing while inflation is surging

kek, baggies, fucking kek

>buy 0DTE calls at the bottom
>sell em and buy puts at the top

Literally printing money in crab market

>>53897214
Holy fuck, findom is a real thing. It's so fucking insane having a female friend who actually gets paid with findom. Obviously its from super simp-tier indian men (she's a cute indian girl). It's literally where a man calls a woman and she tells him how pathetic he is and how he gives his money away to women

or something really absurd like that

findom is so insanely cucked it just hurts to think about because i could have a son one day who is into that

Bearbros I'm cumming! I'm cumming buckets into this bull's asshole!

YOU TOLD ME 3950 WAS THE BOTTOM
YOU POSTED LINES
YOU SAID THAT I SHOULD BUY 0DTE SPY CALLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck it I should just become a tesla bull
its a guaranteed pump tonight right

YOUR DOOM APPROACHES MUMU

the cute mexican girl on bumble ghosted me after agreeing to go on a date
this is the third time this happened, why do they do it? plus another 100$ of divvies just rolled in, I might spend it on alcohol now.

it's funny how mumus get so angry and defensive whenever the market ((( pump ))) and litteraly disappear. Bobos are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year.
So yeah Bobos are the good guys. Mumus are the lunatics that want to sacrifice the world to pump their shitcoins and zombie corporations one last time. Bobo only wants to help fellow anons understand the seriousness of 5% rates held for an extended period.

>>53897263
You dodged a bullet bro Mexican girls blow up after they hit 23 yrs old

So we aren’t talking about SPAC mania than? We just gonna ignore HPX getting halted multiple times before lunch?No thought you were stock market generals

>>53897257
fucking threads always full of chart idiots

>>53897248
You don’t hold ‘em ya trade em back and forth only holding them for minutes at a time.

lol

LMAO even

JEPI bros wtf is this slow bleed over the last few months. The rest of the market has gone up these past months but we are down.

>>53897246
The bull squirms BUT I LIKE IT!

>>53897283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVcZfQe-Kw

WHY IS BRAZIL PROFITABLE

>>53897275
It is absolutely insane to me how fat some latinas are. I actually am surprised when i see a skinny latina over the age of 20.

Although I suppose this is the case for women of any race. so many fatty mcfatfucks who keep on eating all day long

Sell.

>>53897248
should've used mannarino-samas trading system

>>53897290
Yeah I'm beginning to think the divvies aren't worth it.

I just got insider info about what is planned for TSLA investor day.
Elon is going to appear on stage and scream like an aspie - "FUCK CHINKS, FUCK JANNIES, I LEFT SOUTH AFRICA BECAUSE OF DUMB FUCKING APE NIGGERS"
He will then reveal the Cybertruck has a special tranny ejector seat, so if you want to send one to join the 41% you just invite one to sit next to you and fire them 200 meters up.
He will also be using AI and the built in NVDA GPU to generate loli images which will continually generate until you reach the end of your journey or climax, whichever cums first.

>>53897287
Like this

>>53897250
what the fuck "good news" could they possibly have? I heard they're going to scrap the cyber truck and focus on making the model 3

>>53897248
You're saving the market from dumping further with your 0DTEs though

HOW ARE WE COPING BULLTARDS?!

>JXN
>44.57 USD
>+14.31 (47.29%)past 6 months

Lol.

>>53897328
I believe there is a 0% chance that Elon touches any negative news tonight

that kind of thing comes out a few days later in a press release

>>53897248
yeah, because we needed liquidity
GOTTEM LMAO

>>53897300
>Socialist junta
>Printer goes brrrrrr
>100 year more debts to pay off for hues
>economy goes momentarily into weeeee mode

>>53897334
I'm ranting about the Jews in my office to a degree that makes Gobbles look calm.

>>53897169

Jews also like to ask your ethnicity upfront. How people don’t see that as racist I’ll never understand.

>>53897263
dont spend on alcohol
ive been ghosted by more than 5 girls
one girl was doing it multiple times on purpose to try to ruin me and make me miserable, it backfired and humility grew.
alcohol made me worse off.

you dont have to fake it
Jesus Christ knows and is there for you in your pains and joys
https://youtu.be/W-hrBhA4XkM

>>53897346
I just saw some shit in the news yesterday about possible sanctions on Brazil because they helped some Iranian warships refuel off their coast or something

fucking islamo commie alliance, disgusting.
I feel so bad for the people of Brazil, especially since they didnt even vote for this guy

>>53897181
>pic
Remember to long semis, if you're too pussy to rotate in-and-out of SOXL, at least toss 10-20% of your port into USD

>>53897335
>JXN
Was the stocktwits schizo actually correct?

>>53897374
> semis
I wish death upon you and your family

I am done. With crypto and stocks. All of it, literally. It isnt worth it, none of this is worth it. Not even the EBIN MEMES. The x10, which is conservative by this board's measures, will NEVER happen once in 10.000 attempts. YOU think YOU'RE the smartest guy in the entire market? LMAO. If there is stock promising enough to make 10x returns in a short time-frame, the smart money will have you beat 99,9% of the time, every. fucking. time. SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? 10% here-and-there-baby-gains at best versus getting dumped on an losing your entire net worth just to risk maybe getting a decent return? Even if you DO win, tax man readily lines up to take 35% of it. Trading isnt worth the stress as the little man. There is no way, you will make it trading unless you baghold for literal generations and liquidate when you are old, frail, dying man at which point money doesnt even matter. If you didn't get into crypto before 2017, youre chasing the eternal dragon like a degenerate junkie wasting away his hard earned cash in a major jewish trombola. All in all, none of it is worth the time. You, as in you dumbass, is trying to compete against the smartest brains the world, the algos, the CEO's and their pet smarts getting paid millions of dollars a years to drain you fucks for liqudity. From this point on, I am going to put everything I earn into an index fund with the earnest goal to at least beat inflation. I am never going to look at charts again. I will never make the mistake of thinking I can somehow outsmart the system. Ill keep my index funds nice and securely tucked away along my IRS for old age, enjoy the small things in life and keep a readily avaiable store of cash at hand so I can travel the world and enjoy doing so while I am still young and healthy.

I am never going to make it

>>53897383
What was his thesis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvM7JDk3yV8

I just ate half a pizza. That was a poor decision. Verification not required.

>>53897309
I think it has something to do with the relative performance of their holdings to the sp500. Since in the last few months higher beta stocks have outperformed the lower beta holdings of JEPI their sp500 covered-call ELNs are probably getting heemed

>>53897399
Top signal

>>53897357
>Jews also like to ask your ethnicity upfront. what? This is literally what white people do to me all the time. Maybe whites and jews are the same after all....

>>53897407
Just half?
Verification not required.

>>53897248
my buy order at 3941 got filled which was the real line
3950 is no line

>>53897399
bottom signal

>>53897399
I like this copy pasta better

Why did NRDY dump so hard at 10:58? I got shook out and now it's going back up

>>53897383
First time ive seen stocktwits mentioned here. Been monitoring their page for TRKA

>>53897383
>Was the stocktwits schizo actually correct?
Who? The last time I was looking at stocktwits schizos was when I was shorting PLBY and found this literal schizo retard who was obsessed w PLBY on stocktwits

just go on the /biz/ archive and search "PBLY stocktwits" and you'll see

show me the JXN schizo. I bet he's not at as interesting as PLBY schizo

>>53897422
>September 22
Has it been that long?

>>53897399
What will you do now

>>53897399
>99,9% not 99.9%
Opinion discarded commie

>>53897430
You're here forever or until you get liquidated

>>53897422
I didn't write that.

>>53897443
Did you write this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

>>53897388
Bro. Literal. Post. Scarcity. Don't get left behind.

>>53897440
seeing some the posts in here, I don't think even liquidation allows you to leave this shithole

>>53897432
I'll shit post and swing trade while trying to find Alpha.

>>53897399
>I am never going to make it
We know, that's why so many of us inverted you.

>>53897427
>First time ive seen stocktwits mentioned here
Are you avin a giggle m8?

>Bro. Literal. Post. Scarcity. Don't get left behind.

>>53897423
first time in a penny stock?

>>53897460
>Find alpha to tickle your beta

based

Inshallah the stock market will fall like the twin towers. 9/11 tech companies bobo.

>>53897440
Well shit, I don't fuck with margin.

>>53897407
I'm sure it's better than me mixing leftover heavy cream with some powdered sugar to make whipped cream and eating too much of it

>>53897412
>>53897420
endless crab signal

>>53897460
So nothing will change

I don't respect anyone itt. just don't

>>53897414

You probably were talking to Jews that don’t practice being Jews. They are really sneaky with their last names.

>>53897491
We’re not crabbing we’re levitating

>>53897492
Except time will march on, which means real value is bleeding from nominal value.

I'm scared to open some shorts

>>53897422
use the real screenshot

>>53897495
what about me :(

>AMR up 4%
>EQX up 3%
And they laughed at my portfolio

>>53897399
Bitcoin fixes this.

>>53897501
I'm pretty sure the Trumptard white people I've lived around for years in Idaho were not Jews. There are like maybe 5 Jews that exist in Idaho.

>>53897484
Well fuck around and find out. Kind reminder to learn from the folly of other anons

>>53897520
Oh Jesus, the assmad Indian is back. Hey, you got that tax article handy?

>>53897491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>53897515
you got that drip fr fr

>>53897520

Well shit, Idaho is now full of red necks and Mexicans. Which is hilarious

>>53897509
Jeez man... things were too good too long and now we suffer

>>53897525
>shoots up the school

>>53897539
Are you kidding? Ammo is still way too expensive for that!

>>53897537
When has Idaho ever been anything besides Rednecks and Mexirednecks? lol

RETA bros I don't feel so good

>>53897545
>Ammo is still way too expensive for that!
You wouldn't think, from looking at POWW....

>>53897545
Based reasonably priced ammo consumer

>>53897549
When has SE asia ever produced anything except Paki jihadists?
Don't you have one of 14,000 gods to be caring for?

>>53897520
>Idaho
Doesn't sound like a good place for a pajeet. How do they react when you shit in the street?

>>53897553
I didn't know we had other RETA gamblers on here. Honestly I've stopped talking about biotech stocks on /smg/ apart from SAVA.

Basically, RETA is a short from here.

https://twitter.com/MedResCol/status/1630961083673464832

^ Read this buy-side analyst on why RETA is just overpriced here. the PDUFA was a surprise approval but mostly the stock is up because of short-covering related to Billy Dunn's departure from the FDA

>>53897570
>SE asia
>Paki
I know White American aren't exactly known for being educated or understanding geography well but....seriously? lol

>>53897570
>Paki jihadists?
Based. Wish they killed more faggot honkaloids like you.

Fucking sine wave

PBR is doomed

these shorts know god damn well they are gonna close their TSLA positions before the end of the day

I am long TSLA now

>>53897087

>>53897635
Everyone is long Tesla in this gay ass ETF world.

>>53897587
Idaho is not a good place for anyone who wants to raise kids. Full of retarded white people who can't stop doing drugs. I met someone through my ex from Twin Falls whose dad had a nazi swastika face tattoo and would make him do push ups for hours as punishment on meth

white culture!

JXN raising its quarterly dividend from $0.55 to 0.62 per share. They bought so much stock back in 2022 that it's the same dollar amount on their smaller share count. Not bad

>PANW
>P/E 2434
>Forward P/E 43

how the fuck are these numbers real
Am I seriously expected to believe their earnings are forecast to grow by 5600%

who buys this fucking GARBAGE honestly

>>53897635
elon's gonna pump TSLA this evening 1 dollar for every time he says AI

>>53897648
How many stocks in the SP500 can you name? I can maybe get 20-30 if I try really hard

LOVE WILL ABIDE
TAKE THINGS IN STRIDE

DOMP EEET

>FDA says sugary cereal and white bread no longer "healthy," per BI.
Okay we're shorting cereal zogslop brands

>>53897689
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh Jackie Chan??

>>53897703
I don’t get it

>>53897676
Operating leverage

anyone buying ONCS at $2

>>53897611
Feel free to pack your ass up on one of our lovely 747's and go home to your kind. Your seriously going to be missed the next time I want to overspend for a motel.
>>53897609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuudcpW-MY
Show wallet and penis.

>>53897722

>>53897676
P/E and fwd P/E are such dogshit metrics. There's just only noise there, no signal. You have to look much, much deeper than that.

>>53897684
He will need to say it 11 times to bring me back up to breakeven.

Just when you think the market can’t get anymore Jewish; it does.

>>53897723
oh wow did you learn that in your first year managerial accounting course

Friendly reminder to send your kids to die for the ukraine and get another booster.

>>53897611
I hope your whole family gets eaten by a tiger.

>>53897703
Based lurker

i can't buy spy from my bank at the moment but they have SPDR S&P 500 UCITS ETF GER (SPY5.DE) is this spy from wish or what whats the difference

>>53897765
Probably a bunch of Jewish fees that eliminate profitability I reckon.

>>53897731
Thats probably gunna go back down in a bit, wait for dip. A hot one to get in on the next dip as well is TRKA

>>53897735
Kek I have no idea what your on about. But then again I’m a yuro nigger so what the hell am I supposed to know about US companies. I’m long SP500 and can maybe name 5% of them. I don’t know.

can you guys just be nice to each other for one fucking day

>>53897734
>Show wallet and penis.
Can I ask you something, since I'm assuming you're white.

Why are white guys so obsessed with dark cock? Like everytime I would watch TV with whites, they always point out black guys or BBC, etc? This was mostly something I observed in those redpill type conservative white guys. They incessantly bring up their insecurity re. thinking about big dark dicks

I've hung around most races and white people are the only ones who keep bringing up brown/black cocks

>>53897779
No

>>53897756
Make a call to one of their ancestors to move into their kitchen. Some aging cow, just stroll into the house and take up residence.

https://www.tiktok.com/@huldmer/video/6884830130317937925

>>53897749
Fortunately thanks to the miracle of the internet, you too can become educated.
No course enrollment required.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/operatingleverage.asp

Better flip those 0DTE calls to outs right fucking now!

short now!

We going back down!

>>53897399
I applaud your honesty.

>>53897771
It's an old meme where you are supposed to name something which isn't Jackie Chan. Anyway, that's pretty good for a yurobro and since it's so top weighted who gives a fuck about the other 95%?

>>53897779
Fuck you.

>>53897779
die faggot die

>>53897779

>>53897756
I hope your whole heeb rat family gets killed by niggers
>>53897734
>Our
Your 747s are all owned by Saudis, faggot honky
>>53897781
>Show wallet and penis.
>Can I ask you something, since I'm assuming you're white.
>
>Why are white guys so obsessed with dark cock? Like everytime I would watch TV with whites, they always point out black guys or BBC, etc? This was mostly something I observed in those redpill type conservative white guys. They incessantly bring up their insecurity re. thinking about big dark dicks
>
>I've hung around most races and white people are the only ones who keep bringing up brown/black cocks
It's their women, all honkaloids are simps and do everything Karen tells them.
If Karen wants to slurp on a BBC that evening and force Donald to clean up the cum with his mouth, that's what will happen.

>>53897781
Because our (((society))) has used that brand of psychological warfare on western men for the past 20 years if not longer. You think it's natural for normal people who don't consoooom? Your friend groups are shot bro and you are probably also a consoomer

my burger came undercooked, which means go all in on soxs

>>53897770
I'm in LHDX at 2.05

oh my god

>>53897236
Inflation... really? I call it bullshit. Life expenses didn't go up for upper class people. It's only the people who need cheap and subsidized food to survive who are feeling a little pain now. But it's just a taste of what is there to come. But it's not inflation. It's the true power of what people think "money" is.

>>53897781
Sorry, I can't hear you over the pack of howling shitskins trying to grope my sister.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cm9MOZmA5Xb

>>53897827
i'm sorry, $1.05

>>53897816
>Waaaaaaaaah joos psyopped us!
Kek what a shitty race

Wait, airlines still fly the 747? Always wanted to fly on one of those.

>you're from the streets, i shit in them
>we are not the same

>>53897827
wut

>>53897857
meant to say $1.05

>Still no suicide threads
>One lonely faggot capitulating
Well, fuck me.

>>53897609
Just did another quick flip on RETA from 82 to 84. I don't usually do biotechs either but when something pumps 200% in a day I can't resist

>>53897819
enjoy your food poisoning

>>53897816
It's not the "consoomer" types obsessed with dark dick, its the conservative white guys who like to pretend like they're not consoomers (i.e. posters on this general) who keep on talking about dark dick and fantasize about their sisters getting fucked by darkies like this guy >>53897835


You guys think im trying to bait for (You)'s but i will literally post a 2 minute vocaroo explaining my experiences with white conservative edgelords who can't stop obsessing about brown cock

I'm simply not going to open my brokerage account for the next 20 years. It's that simple. I will just come here to read all of your shitposting, but I see no reason to check my (gains) haha.

>>53897835
>honkaloid simping
Kek
Every fucking time
>>53897815 see picrel

Hey niggers I’m getting 4% on a cd with zero risk with my quid. I’m simply not buying a stock until SPX is below 3000. It’s just that I’m just not going to buy anything is all. Hahahahahahahahaha

>>53897870
To beat the boomer you must become the boomer

>>53897848
only a handful of airlines, mostly europoor or chink
still i'd rather fly one of them than ever get on a MAX

>>53897208
>simping this hard for china and blackrock

KYS

>>53897844
>us
im not part of a hive you fucking ape i speak for me and what i perceive

oh no guys, i got prostate cancers

>>53897800
Yeah that’s true. While being long TSLA via the index I’m also long tons of other shit, granted that shit has lower individual weightings.. for me it’s just the SP500.

>>53897887
which ones

>>53897881
Yeah Indian "engineers" probably thought a pitot tube had to do with indoor plumbing and didn't want to deal with it.

>>53897865
Are you going to short RETA? It's a very interesting play. Might even be worth it to short volatility

>>53897869
>thinks he's got a nigger dick
anon, your family line was the reason the Kama Sutra left out the truth about the Indian penis size. drawing rodents just wasn't considered sexy enough. still lying about being gazelles.
>>53897871
>refers to Jihadists
You were saying, faggot?

I'm all in on AAPL calls

>>53897885
>us
>our society
Honky spastic can't even remember it's own words

>>53897872
Schwab has 5.15% right now

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

Which emerging market(s) should I invest in?
>Designated Shitting Country
>Land of the Bat Eaters
>Bundaland
>Discount Japan 1 & 2
>Kangaroo Country
>Dutch vs Niggers Battle Royale
>China's Bitch
>bin Salman's Playground
>Jewish Apartheid/Arabsbane
>Land of the Leprechauns
>Taco Town
>Kebab Kingdom
>Land of Maids

>>53897921
>selling something that pays me for owning it

>>53897872
if you're willing to take on FX risk the DeutcheBank offers 5y 7.5% CDs in india

>do not redeem

>>53897921
selling stock cos you need the cash lmao
might as well take your lil bro's DS games to cashamerica

and just like that we're healing

*releases a fart which smells very poopy*
sniff sniff... do you smell that?

I need NFLX to fall off a cliff. They have shit shows.

>>53897923
Uhhh Vietnam dummy

>>53897905
I’m Indian and have a big dick, deal with it. Hindu cocks are thick and girthy. We don’t circumcise ourselves like Muslims and white Americans do so it feels better inside women. The girth helps tear a pussy apart.

>>53897954
pushing air past a turd m8, go to the fucking toilet

>>53897923
argentina

>>53897956
>I need NFLX to fall off a cliff. They have shit shows.
I don't really understand NFLX's business model in this regard, because only like 1/100 of their shows seem to be popular enough to warrant all the OpEx/CapEx that goes behind making the other 99 shit shows

what think of tidewater TDW?

>>53897974
>100% inflation

>>53897969
Wtf anon is this shopped?

>>53897958
>investing in communism

>>53897969
The fact that you have this saved on your computer says it all.

Dude what the fuck.

>>53897923
i have heard good things about brazil

>>53897942
>He doesn't know about negative dividends

>>53898011
Is the good thing you heard related to something other than bunda and football?

>>53897460
Tell me, what would you do with a lot of money?

>>53898007
>claims to not be a nigger
>starts screaming bout muh dick
>posts gay pron
Mentally ill, all around.

>>53897969
>shaving your balls
what's it even LIKE having cock shoved up your ass and why would you do it as often as you clearly do

>>53898021
It's all fun and games until they start muh dickin.

is coffee good for me? trying to decide if its worth going downstairs

>>53897887
Wow man that's fucked up.

>>53898020
buy a lot of cocaine

>>53897887
if not a larp baggie, i'm genuinely sorry for you
it's what my dad died of last year

>>53898020
Two chicks at the same time.

>>53898035
ray peat says it is, but it must be hot

>>53898001
>>100% inflation
Were you planning on investing in the currency?

>>53897887
No sympathy from me. Be grateful it’s a mild surgery.

>>53898054
That's it? If you had a lot of money, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

>>53898081
Which is worse, prostate or testicular cancer

nothing worth a fuck to trade today

Crab bros stay winning

>>53898048
>>53898054
Kek. You would have fun several months and then blame everyone for ruining you.

>>53898090
Eh, I might buy some parts for my truck too.

>>53898073
>100% inflation
>stonks go up
How?

>>53898106
Whatever you do, don’t change your hair style

I’d like to visit Japan really, I hear they have this weird cultural thing where they don’t like living in a house someone else has lived in so all houses get knocked down and rebuilt

>>53898095
Testicular but both are solid choices if you had to develop one. If you had to spin a wheel, skin cancer is a good one to land on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>53898052
ah a fellow /biz/raeli with a parent who died of cancer, Im sorry anon, it all goes to shit so fast, hope you’re healing alright and I also hope Baggie is larping lol

>>53898130
I’m sorry I misread. Testicular is more preferred if you had to pick one. But regardless, for prostate Ca it takes almost a decade for metastasis to occur. You’re gonna be ok m8. Plus you won’t have to worry about BPH once you get older

>>53898130
>skin cancer
went to a dermatologist for something else and he saw a suspicious mole he wanted to biopsy and was just like 'yeah the 10 year survival rate for this is actually pretty good nowadays'
why do doctors have literally no social skills

>>53898118
With hyperinflation, any asset is better than cash. Equities are an asset.

>>53898052
Reminder that your father died because he didn’t get screenings. Sorry but reminder to everyone don’t let a finger up your ass deter you from making this mistake

I smoke enough weed I will never get cancer.

>>53898150
thanks anon, i'm doing alright
unfortunately i had 'practise' dealing with this shit, as my wife's mother died when she was 21 and we were just dating at the time

>>53898052
Of course it's a larp. Baggie is a jew and if he actually had cancer he'd be trying to profit off of it with a gofundme or something. Sorry to hear about your dad btw anon

>>53898118
>How?
Inflation makes the labor cheaper. Real assets are still real. Locally priced debt decays to nothing. Price controls are a risk, but exports remain at full value.
There tends to be multiple compression in sync with inflation due to rising interest rates, but eventually that unwinds. Even if it doesn't, buying stock at 1-2x earnings can present a good deal.

For Argentina specifically, there's some additional potential upside from government changes this year. While much of the world is heading into more socialist policies, they seem to be sick of it.

Check out VIST.

>>53898157
Because they lack social interaction because they’re buried in books in med school studying. They were the losers in college and now they are too much of an asset to be fired for saying anything inappropriate.
Also if the samples melanoma just get it removed, it’s that easy my man

>>53898174
anon, you're supposed to mark territory. prostate fluid is supposed flush two or three or more times per week. not just in sex.

*farts another very poopy fart*
come on guys... it smells so poopy. whoever is doing that, stop it right now!

>>53898217
KSS, not KYS... today, same thing.

>>53897263
It's hard to know without reading your conversations but she probably went on a date with someone that appealed to her more. App whores are constantly talking to many guys and you were probably just the backup date if Chad ghosted her.

I dunno man if you have feelings you shouldn't be on those apps rofl. You need to aggressively set an immediate time to meet up in person for drinks or coffee or whatever and try to get her away from her phone talking to 12 other guys. Then you have to peacock a bit and show her your value so you can share her holes with her rotation of different guys that cum in her.

This is just the way things are/have always been but it has accelerated with the ease of access women have nowadays. None of them are looking for monogamy (unless you are super chad) and if you show your feeling like a little bitch they will immediately drop you.

The good news is the bar is so low nowadays for men because so many men are fat crybaby faggots so if you are remotely in shape and control your emotions you can be one of the fuckboys that gets all the ass. Otherwise you can drink yourself to death like Rocker and jerk off to cartoons. This might seem like a super heavy blackpill but you just don't seem to understand women are retarded whores and should be treated as such.. they actually much prefer it instead of white knight soi bois crying about their feelings

>>53898161
Yeah but I'm not holding pesos. Argentine equities are better than Argentine currency, but are they better than equities in another country?

>>53897942
Any liquid stock with cash flow is paying you to own it, regardless of whether it pays dividends. And sometimes you need cash immediately, even when you own great long-term investments.

Cmon you shit ass market give me one more good dump!

>>53898277
i got you *unleashes a fecal deluge* SHLPRLPRLPRLPRLRPPRRRRRRT
plop

>>53897945
Yeah, sometimes it's an unfortunate situation. Not always, though: retired people own stocks and need cash regularly. That's normal, not unfortunate.

>>53897641
If natural gas goes to the 4.90 projected in that image BOIL will 3-4x from where it is now.. it's at like 2.7 right now.. you are fucking retarded basically

>>53898238
Im not a crybaby soiboi. Im 6ft and fit, not deformed, have a respectable job and I am pretty direct and fast to set up a date (within 7 or 8 messages). But you're probably right about me being a backup date, it would've been better if she just said that she's meeting someone else. I dont know how else to meet other women though. las time I've had sex was 4 years ago at 20

>>53898271
if I need cash immediately I'll take it from my emergency fund.

>>53898277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPn58tvNxwc

>>53897974
How many federal reserve notes do I need for an hour of her time?

>>53898305
Ever heard of contango?

>>53898327
100 grand in the 4 week t bill should be enough

Heh heh, that insane Indian got b&.

>>53898319
Sure. Sometimes that's enough, sometimes it's not.
The fact remains that, ignoring taxes and trading costs, dividends do not make a stock a better or worse investment.

i snagged 1000 shares of TRKA
what's all this short squeeze talk i see on retardtwits

AQB Fish Mongers ...

>>53898331
Contango? I hardly knew her!

Check ‘em

>honkaloid
kek, is that from r/asianmasculinity or is it an /smjeet/ original?
sounds like something a 16yo poo would come up with after Chad makes a 'curry in a hurry' joke in the lunchroom

>>53898352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg

>>53897263
I've been on the other side of this. She just found somebody else before you got your chance. Back when I was younger and prettier I spent a lot of time on plentyoffish and would have several women I was seeing. Inevitably one would be more interesting and get all my attention then the rest got ghosted until I got tired of the one and started all over again. Don't take it personal

>>53898392
Sometimes, God's retribution comes in the form of jannies.

B I G
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>>53898383

>>53898409
The unfortunate part is that he's probably now angry running around somewhere blaming all the ebil whites, fuming over how he got owned by jihadist memes. We may have just built another paki.

Fucking 50 cent range on SPY for the last hour FML

>>53898331
Look nigger no one said natural gas is going back to 2023 highs. Your Bing post is fucking retarded. Natural gas could 2x (BOIL 4x) and it still wouldn't hit 2023 prices. Buy some more fucking soxl or nvda and transition already you fucking faggot I'm so sick of you niggers shitting on the easiest most predictable trades making solid money rehhhhh tongue my anus

>>53898307
You shouldn't even tell them your job unless they ask. You aren't looking for a sugar baby and if you are then you are on the wrong apps. No one wants to talk about work before they suck dick.

Just put a joke for a bio and flirt with them. Ask if they are free to meet and if they don't then move on to the next one man. If you are 6 foot and not fat or deformed then honestly you just need like 3 decent pictures and I don't know how you can manage to fuck up beyond that

>>53898193
Thanks for the detailed answer, I will now buy your country's stonks. Are Argie girls easy to wife? Do they hate Bongs?

>>53898271
>Any liquid stock with cash flow is paying you to own it
Could you elaborate on this? Are you talking about gains, buybacks or something else?

>>53898419
We just need to cool off for the next rally.

i did go down for that cup of coffee
and made myself huevos rancheros while i was at it

How many times is it going to take to break below the SPY 200 DMA?

>>53898418
>We may have just built another paki.
We engage in some recreation in this area.

ITS OVER FELLOW RIVIOTS, I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING….

>>53898432
The breakfast of cowboys. Or vaqueros, I guess.

where is the faggot that laughed about stable coins and smart contracts
Buy COIN you naygers
https://youtu.be/8qtfsa-pctw?t=1790

>>53898431
>>53898434

I’m right below 10k profit for the day I just need a quick dump to flip these 0DTE puts and I’ll be in five figure day territory.

>>53898448
lol, no.

>>53898448
Since when was the BIS run by a janny?

>>53898449
Heeeereeee weeeee gooooooooooooo

>>53898305
i got some natural gas for ya

>>53898421
>You shouldn't even tell them your job unless they ask.
yeah I know. I get a decent amount of matches. the problem is the ghosting after setting up a date or one word replies.

>>53898477
futures or physical delivery?

>>53898426
>gains, buybacks or something else?
Yeah, if a company has extra cash, stock buybacks are one way of using that cash to benefit the shareholders. It can also keep the cash in the bank, reduce its debts, acquire valuable assets (such as other companies), or improve the company in some other way. And, of course, it can also pay a dividend.

DXY will rise again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-o5ACJhuc

>>53898481
Anon, you have to understand online dating is saturated and, more often than not, a refuel for their self esteem. You have to approach women in real life these days. It has come full circle.

t. my only serious post ITT

new

>>53898519
>>53898519
>>53898519

MY LIL -2700 SPY DELTAS BE DOIN SUM

>>53898481
One word replies are common because the match will expire if they don't send a message. They are just collecting backup dicks. With those girls I'll just send a shirtless gym pic or something if they don't respond to your reply after a day or whatever. Those type of matches usually aren't going anywhere but you might as well try to get a response out of an image since they can't be bothered to put a single fucking ounce of energy into a conversation (I hate women so much it's unreal)

I've never had a date ghost me after plans were made but I definitely have had girls straight up tell me we went on a date because their other one fell through.

I dunno man you gotta stop caring.jpg

>>53898533
TOO FUCKING SOON NIGGER

i would never ever want to spend even a few hours with a woman who's ever used a dating app
talk to women in real life, join a church get a hobby pretty and don't be afraid to try with anyone face to face
they like it when you have the confidence to go for it without a screen between you anyway

>>53898550
Fortune favors the prepared

NONE OF MY LIMIT DOWNS ARE GOING IM GONNA LIMIT DOWN

>>53897314
i would unironically buy a tesla, same day.

>>53898554
>the girls are church aren't whores
>the girls at church haven't used dating apps

Rofl

>>53898565
>I would rather have a baker be diligent than paid.

>>53898421
You're failing to comprehend the message. Henry Hub is already pricing in a rebound to $4 next winter. No one is gonna be loading up this summer because EU overbooked last winter and still has high storage due to warmer weather patterns.

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

Why is the US stock market underwater while UK, EU and Asian markets are near their ATHs? Is it because their currencies weakened vs USD?

>>53898747
>Is it because their currencies weakened vs USD?

Yes, inflation.

>>53898533
too early, faggot