/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAA

several places i went tonight the wagies' nametags had pronouns (target and AMC). anyone else seen this?

Smg, what is the most Jewish thing you’ve ever done?

what do you guys eat to maximize financial gains?

here i am, another year older and still buying the Mutant Fish Stock again

>>53892771
So what you're saying is long whatever microcap company makes wagie nametags?

>>53892775
never done anything jewish. not even circumsized. but i'd do it in a second for natalie or sarah michelle

futures are being stupid and i'm not happy

>>53892775
Have my bar mitzvah

Still remember my haftorah portion (Isaiah 60, one of the most based chapters)

>>53892775
I had sex with a black chick. She was really pretty for a black chick though.

Hey, KR anime anon, is Kroger going to stop being a piece of shig?

>you didn't listen
>you called me a nigger
>it's still not too late

If anyone wants to play chess I'll post a lichess link. I went 1-1 last night against an anon and was kinda surprised he wasn't retarded

Look you have to take the rats or the Buffalo. You don't have to take both but you have to take one of them

>>53892778
Rice and egg. Also I steal soda and snacks from the break room.

>>53892779
If they actually have years worth of cash on hand, I'm just a few decent paragraphs about the outlook away from throwing money at the freaks of nature.

>>53892797
Anon it’s 10k rats. You have to take them.

N

>>53892811
O

>>53892806
I agree unless you take the buffalo... you see you ride on the Buffalo and they can run for 5 hours and stomp all the rats

>>53892815
G

>>53892797
nice play, it looked like winter was over when it was 4 dollars a share. im sure it will be up to double digits by the end of march

>>53892821
O

>>53892836
Y

>>53892797
Noticing you haven't posted any cropped gains this time...

...because you bought at 12.

Financially sneaking; should I walk 3.5 miles to the commuter rail station instead of paying $2.40 for the subway?

>>53892788
same

>>53892765
I'm buying puts on BXP. Any stock that is giving out loans for office space is going to get fucked. And yes they also lease out Healthcare spaces as well. Interestingly enough that happens to be one of the sectors that is predicted to get fucked loan defaults. I'm sure one of you autistic anons can do better DD than me but I feel as if BXP puts is a good play

>>53892854
Is your time worth $5 an hour or whatever?

>>53892854
yes, walking is the best exercise you can do

>>53892854
what is your time worth to you?

>>53892854
How cold is it where you live

If you arent in florida or texas just pay and ride

>>53892870
Usually about tree fidy hence my conundrum

lick reimu's armpit

>>53892857
interesting

>>53892852
I started selling puts at 9 and got assigned shares at like 9, 8, 7 and then just straight up bought shares at 5 and have some $6 puts I sold that expire worthless on Friday. I'm not even gonna waste time trying to figure out the cost basis after premiums but I'm guessing it is around 5.5-6. I'm not selling until April and fully expect a 2-3x by then. I'll keep you updated

Nigger

>>53892854
Yes. You should walk atleast 3.5 miles a day and you will save 6 figs in medical bills that all the fat faggots have to deal with

>>53892930
Please do. I love laughing at your degenerate gambling addiction as you continue you pretend you make money.

>>53892941
this is financial advice, unironically

I want to become a millionaire

>>53892988
Start with a few million dollars.

https://twitter.com/demk0814/status/1630780081680547840?s=20
>Line of credit here we go
OH NO KURUMI STOP

/smg/, what does it mean when a company has a negative p/e???

>>53892889
I'm curious anon. Do you think the price of the surroundin real estate would drop significantly if these high rises stay empty? Surely this can't be bullish for big city real estate at all. Also do you have ideas on how one can maximize profit on such things

>>53892775
Dated a latino. Least she had super wide hips and nice feet(not even fat on upper half).

Cum inside is too much. I think we just be friends

>>53892775
>Smg, what is the most Jewish thing you’ve ever done?
I own bank stocks and constantly try to profit off of the debt crisis banks cause

japan owes me women, and you can guess what they owe me

>>53893090
That they've lost money instead of making it. Hopefully the company will turn that around!

yeah im invested in mutant fish what gave it away

>>53893157
Pork katsu?

What stock should i sell covered calls on that's not too expensive? Thinking about becoming the casino.

>>53893263
Sell covered calls on AQB because your calls will never get assigned on that turd

>>53892778
Oatmeal with protein powder and creatine powder.

is spicy rycey back?

>>53893285
It appears so. Glad to see my first child is finally giving returns years later

>futures

STOP. FUCKING. CRABBING!

>>53893307

>>53893312
Sound like you dont have the amount to pay for it? Realtor and legal fees are part of the deal.

>>53893312
A short term loan for a small amount of money is no big deal.

>>53893369
what if I'm fired from my job or something?
I really don't want to be in a position where the whole universe could conspire to fuck me in the ass
I thought about asking a friend to buy a small % of the land so that I'd have money left, but... that shit is too problematic, isn't it?

>>53893312
Wait to buy the land a couple more months from now when you have more of a financial cushion to work with

>>53893427
problem is, what if someone else comes and buys it before I'm able to? I don't think I can wait for long...

>>53893453
either buy it or shut the fuck up holy shit

>>53893453
If that's what you're worried about, take the gamble and buy it now. Sometimes you have to take risks. If I were you I wouldn't do it unless you have a way to access more capital of shit hits the fan. Up to you though.

>pasts

>>53892854
sexooooooo

I'm so tired holy shit

>>53893312
so, I got an idea to save myself from poverty through my credit cards... I could pay the one I use with my other credit card, and either pay the minimum or divide the debt in multiple payments lmao
I know this would be totally irresponsible, but for some reaons one of my credit cards doesn't seem to charge me much interest, and the other one allows me to pay the first one and charges almost nothing in fees

>>53893648
also, I can "pay" money to myself as a 0 interest sale through some apps...
I hope this works :/

>>53893648
You'd trip every single fraud detector and get shrekt in court

>>53893667
nah man, I know some people in my country who do this and it works. guess I'll join them...

>>53893113
you're a fucking liar because if you actually did you did you'd know she's a "latinA" unless "she's"... you know...

>>53893721
Nah, if anon was dating a he-she, the term would be "latinx"

>>53892779
>>53892801
>a year old throwing money
So? Everyone on /biz/ claims to be making 150k a year by 29, it's not a big deal. Everyone works in Software Engineering at google. It just makes sense.

>>53893758
My 144K salary dwindled to 110K after tax + IRS agent tip.

cunt

guys, I think I now know why (((they))) poisoned Ohio...

https://twitter.com/betterworld_24/status/1630131218380365826

USA is getting those stupid fucking 15 minute city shit.

>>53893721
alright fine latina, no need to be a pedantic autist over a fatass girl.

I would be up 15% this week, but my brokers had none of the stocks I wanted to buy. I'm thinking about switching to Etoro but in one of the previous thread (about a week ago idk) an anon told me that it's bullshit. Is etoro really that bad?

>>53893883
I don't know Etoro, but what kind of weirdo stocks are you trying to buy?

Day 20 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. More actuator stuff.

>>53881284

>>53893883
No experience with Etoro but I have read that fees suck ass

>>53893944
BUY SOXL
TA IS ALWAYS RIGHT

>>53892775
>on vacation in Greece as a teenager with some friends
>I'm a dumb American tourist
>we eat outdoors at some restaurant, dirty little kid walks up asking for a euro. says he's hungry
>probably a scam but I feel bad so I pull out a euro
>"Actually I want five"
>I pull out 5 euros, hold it in his face
>he reaches out to grab it
>I pull it away and put it back in my wallet.
>"get a job"
>he yells some curse words and leaves
>friends ask if i'm retarded

>>53893409
yes, definetly to problematic. Just try to enjoy the universe fucking you in the ass.

>>53893758
I make 300k a year at amazon :)

>>53893968
you should be taxed at 150% until you pay off the interest on your labor theft

>>53893979
I pay more in taxes than a lot of people make yearly

>>53893968
sup scoops

I miss scoopsies...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gQn2xzLLSyo&feature=share

>>53893959
Most certainly gypsy, they are like this. Threatening you, trying to steal things and so on.

Yields...

>>53892778
Pickles. Pic related and also Clausen is a good brand too

I'm sick of this fake and gay market. Just fucking crash already.

Futures...

>>53894049
6 month just keeps going up

>>53893937

Hey good job anon. I'm thinking about starting my own business and manufacturing dreams. Thoughts?

Thx USbros for pumping my European stocks like crazy even though the data shows worsening inflation :)

What a degenerate EU market

>>53894088
Oh shit, Villeroy will speak in 15 mins and tell us rates are way too high/restrictive.

>>53894088
>one datapoint sets a trend
>implying inflation is back
Inflation is never going down in a straight line but is is going down

>>53894088
They're pumping *because* of inflation. You've gone full Venezuela, congratulations.

>In 2007–2008, a run on the repo market, in which funding for investment banks was either unavailable or at very high interest rates, was a key aspect of the subprime mortgage crisis that led to the Great Recession

I will never short europe . I will just stick to nasdump

real dystopian shit with AMZN

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1630697050516910085

>>53894088
Dubs for the inflation fetish cabal. SPR releases can only ease the pain for so long.

>futures

>>53894121
It's not, last time inflation even went up.

>>53893937
My life revolves around reading this anons daily diary

>>53894128
Yes sir, it means bigger profits which is why most companies are reporting record earnings and are showing essentially no signs of stopping. Demand destruction my big fat juicy ass
>>53894121
No it's not. Core inflation, food prices, services, and so on are still in an uptrend. Not once have they gone down, and they will keep going up because the state/banks/companies can keep sucking us dry since we europoors just keep paying whatever prices they set. We have quite literally no spine and will happily bend over to get fugged in the arse.
It's pathetic but there is a damn good reason why the banks here in EU have been so damn slow when it comes to hiking and other measures to reduce the inflation.
FFS, it really feels like another damn test to gauge our fuckin breaking point. Feels like an economic covid

>>53892771
wait they had pronouns on their nametags? like xir xing fag fling?

>>53893912
I wanted to buy hims&hers and wendy's, but they are not the "more known" brands in Central EU, so my broker doesn't have these stocks.

Any Dutchbros here? I bought some Ahold Delhaize recently and it gone up quite a bit and Im wondering if I should buy more.
Are the supermarkets and the bol website good products?

>>53894088
Inflation is bullish for stocks

>>53894253
>Inflation is bullish for stocks
The crazy thing is that some people are really this simple-minded. Inflation -> rape hikes -> equities rekt is too complicated for them.

>>53894267
Except they know that Europe can't possibly beat inflation.

>>53894267
Cope bitch, salaries are going up, people have more money to invest, stocks will pump as a result

>>53893275
Shit. Is it Christmas already?

>>53894294
>salaries are going up
that's the problem
>people have more money to invest
I too put my wages in the market. As short positions.

>>53892765
>>53893751
That's why I'll be leaving my wealth in oil stocks and just collect dividends to sustain my lifestyle

Anyone who used Admirals markets? Any opinions?

>>53894267
Inflation means stocks must go up at least equally to the rate of inflation, therefore inflation is indeed bullish. You bobo losers are over a year into your big gay crash and SPX is down 16% from ATH, EU markets are basically at ATH.
You.
Chuds.
Lost.

DXYbros...

>>53894333
>Inflation means stocks must go up at least equally to the rate of inflation
>SPX is down 16%
Mumus sure are stupid

>>53894267
It's basically investor calling bullshit on Lagarde, because she doesn't have the balls to tame inflation

>>53894341
It's down 16% due to completely retarded bullshit, retards getting FUDed out of their bags. The jew is accumulating at the bottom which is literally right now.

>>53894344
>ECB letting the problem become worse is bullish
it just means even more rape hikes in the future to catch up lmao

Anime girls owe me sex

>>53894267
> The crazy thing is that some people are really this simple-minded.
Inflation -> temporary and minor rate increase -> quick pivot -> massive rate cuts -> unlimited QE is too complicated for them. People will just have to get used to double digit inflation

>>53894344
>>53894347
Yeah, they mistrust the ECB and think they are pussies. Also why not pump it as long as you can and then dump it even harder? Same in 2007/2008. Everything went INSANELY high up, and then a "sudden" crash.

>>53894345
>I have never seen a financial statment in my life

>>53894363
>>53894347
What is out of my mind, is the fact that ECB could actually avoid things going up and crash, and just induce a small correction instead. it's just less pain for everyone, but no, they won't do shit and let the machine spin up and crash like no tomorrow.
From a control perspective, it's like having high dynamics, which is never good and leads to instability.

>>53894363
>>53894418
>ECB'S VILLEROY: WE ARE COMMITTED TO BRING INFLATION BACK TO 2% BY END 2024. THE DISINFLATION WE WILL IMPLEMENT WILL NOT RESULT IN A RECESSION.
Hard to tell if they're delusional or gonna have a healthy amount of 50 bepis hikes

>>53894431
Villeroy is the worst of all. Dovish, speaking against the others, french, "TOO RESTRICTIVE", 180 now and even optimistic after turning slightly more hawkish.

>>53894407
based gut feeling investor

>>53894461

>>53894345
>he thinks it shouldn't even have gone down at all

Are natural sponges a good investment? Or is it a meme.

>>53894431
Based as fuck, debtcels btfk

>>53894527
I dunno man, I've never needed anything besides my hands to wash myself.
Also, EU bobos btfo

>>53894267
>rape hikes
Kek

>>53894069
He tried

>>53894518
It shouldn't have, innovation and growth are at highest levels ever. We should be at 6000 SPX and $1000 chainlink right now.

>ECB Nagel : Further Significant Rate Hikes Beyond March May Be Needed

>German Inflation To Average Between 6% And 7% In 2023 & Rate Could Be "Well Above" 2% In Both 2024 And 2025"

Kek, so it will be 0,5 in march and may. Funniest shit would be if market prices in 0,5 in both and these faggots pussy out in may and only do 0,25

I drink coffee. Is this enough reason to invest in SBUX?

>>53894544
>EU bobos btfo
I'll have my day when nature overpowers jewish sorcery. And you'll like it

>>53894699
Fucking racist market refuses to punish Europe.

>open second non leveraged account on broker
>advertises zero commission + fees for 1:1 account
>open positions
>still have commission + fees
>call broker (female, unironically)
>"uuh anon yes you need "investor" profile activated. can only be done over back-office"
>how can I reach the back-office?
>"just write an email and we enable it"
why the fuck do I need to go through retarded hoops just to enable an option they advertise..

I'm bored. I kinda wanna sell spreads again but every time I tried in the past, it went poorly.

>>53894858
hate these niggas like u wouldnt believe........

I'm slurping DXY

i knew it bros............

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64806903

how do i short CHYNA?!

>>53894921
Haven't read your link, but don't think the market would act rationally in regards to your post. CHINA PMI HIGH (after months of corona shut downs, wow), WE ARE BACK, everything pumps. Third time now. Nov, January, March.

>>53894921
>me seeing anon ask how to short china as i watch my YANG get heemed in pre-market due to china's PMI numbers

>>53894934
>>53894958
Its not about the money

Reminder that /smg/ bought boil at the top and sold at $5 and then started fuding nat gas because " its going to zero " , " CoNtAnGo" ...
Kold anon was right , you guys are losers and you will never make it .

>futures

how do you size positions? kelly criterion? gut feeling? only one size: everything?

Will it finally go to sub 3900 today
I am really getting itchy to buy

>>53894996
>buying above 3100
good one

FUckin hell what do you even buy at this point? Oil/gas stocks are ATH or close to ATH (which pisses me the fuck off), value stocks are pretty much at ATH, and so on. Everything is insanely pumped now, and yet it just keeps pumping, so what on earth do I do bros? Sit this one out and miss out on yet another bullrun?
Feels bad to be a cowardly investor

>>53895006
Today I slurped Oats and DXY

there is simply no way you could handle 10000 rats

>>53894994
You guess how low and high the asset might go and adjust the size accordingly so the potential losses are acceptable but the potential gains are satisfactory.

>>53895006
Buy AMD and hold, that's all you have to do, really. Buy and wait for your free money.

First of March,
going into the month with a head start of about 10 to 12 days of NoFap.
Also trying to keep soda pop to a minimum this month.
Maximum beverage input shall be two cups of english breakfast tea (with two cubes of raw cane sugar and a splash of certified organic milk) a day.

And SPX 4350pts-4450pts 1H 2023 so my post doesn't get reported.

>>53895006
Metallurgical coal

>>53895006
Gas is unironically going to 5 or higher this summer.

oh man I am positioned bearish and everything is pointing up

today is gonna hurt

>>53895022
I got this question during an interview for a position in SOXL company and they would not accept such answer. No wonder this company is doing so poorly when they are so clueless.

>>53894431
>by the end of 2024
he literally just moved the goalposts out by one year, that means two more years of above-target inflation

>>53894997
>Waiting for 3100
I would be amazed if bears manage to beat the January lows

>>53894997
You'll never see the 3800s ever again, greedy bobo fag.

West Virginia
Mountain Momma
Stop it Daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.

>>53895097
Fucking Hong Kong lifted their mask mandate and went up like 4%. Just wait foe the market to be reminded nobody got a mortgage last month.

is china on a golden bull run or is this pump temporary

>>53895125
Inflation is never going back to 2%, the no landing will be shilled even harder in the coming months and 4% will be the new target in the US and EU.

>>53895022

>>53895138
forget Shanghai, look at Hong Kong, that is where Chinks and Anglos gamble

>>53895145
Won't that trigger panic-buying and make inflation worse?

>>53895157
Smart money has been buying which is why we aren't going to get near the October lows, bears will be lucky to see 3899 ever again. Yes inflation will get worse, they will just keep changing the calculation and basket of goods till they hit 4% and declare 4% the new target. All the (((economists))) and media shills will pump out articles saying only racist alt right chuds are against the no landing strategy and 4% inflation is actually a good thing. Buy now or miss the golden bullrun.

What pattern is this called?

>>53895168
I mean panic buying the goods that go into CPI. Everyone will be incentivized to spend more if they know for certain their money will be worth even less in the future.

>>53895173
bring it arooouuund town

wish glowies and international pedos would stop their squabbles and turn the circus music back on. tired of this cold war episode and want the empire tax on the market lifted.

>>53895174
No, they will be celebrating inflation being "defeated" as we go from over 6% YoY to 4%.

>>53895168
>t. stuck in 2018
Just a reminder, mainstream media reach has lost 80% and the rest of their audience is in a vegetative state half a decade away from being put 6 foot under. And you repeating msm media memes is just sad, consider suicide

>>53895188
They'll never reach 4%.

Brothers of the SkyWater! The CHIPs act carries on!
>https://www.skywatertechnology.com/skywater-president-and-ceo-thomas-sonderman-to-deliver-keynote-speech-at-u-s-international-semiconductor-executive-summit-ises/

>>53895190
The no landing is being leaked directly by the Fed and shilled by top economists and respected finance figures, it isn't some coincidence or made up media scheme. This is how the Fed communicates, they leak stuff. You're probably an assblasted bobo who missed the bottom, there's still time to buy in before the meltup.

>>53895212
please refrain from replying I am not reading your replies. Anybody that still uses msm in his speech, be it quoting their narratives or painting them as important societal shaping opinions, even in an ironic manner isn't worth to have his test read

>>53895228
>talks about test
>is a literal bobo tranny
Seethe, boboid. You missed the bottom, you will NEVER get to buy SPX below 3900 EVER again. You will watch as we meltup to 6000 in the next year and you will FOMO in before we correct back to 5000, you will panic sell at 5000 and sit on the sidelines while we meltup again to 7000.

Again, I am not reading your text. Glimpsing over it while hitting hide revealed a sickening amount of tumbleresque use of selective capslock. Please unironically consider to end your life, its not worth living

>>53895235
We're you dropped on your head as a child? The American consumer is tapped out and the only way to get life back into this economy is to send our children out to the Ukraine to fight for the zog machine.

Sometimes I feel like we don't give ourselves enough credit on here. The Anons who gave us ZIM, SKYT, the Forbidden Stock, BOIL and others should really be celebrated. I'm not being ironic, this shit is like the only green I've got for the most part. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks and keep up the good work shilling the undervalued and underappreciated stonks. Together we can do so much more than we ever would have alone...

>>53895248
How much did you lose buying puts and shorting? You're a bobo so I know you don't have more than 5 figures, but the amount of seething assblasted rage tells me you lost at least 70% of your shitty 5 figure portfolio.

>>53895257
based I second this, any other plays to be made anons? Anything to lighten these oh-so-heavy baggs.

>>53895272
NVIDIA is currently undervalued and may experience a dip with the $10 billion in shares they are issuing, use this opportunity to slurp more NVIDIA at great prices.

>>53895257
just as many losers get shilled.

>BOIL
so it went up the last week, who cares. that etf killed many over the last 3 months

I'm down 1% and market didn't even open yet. goddamn EUR shitting the bed.

>>53895295
Seriously?

>>53895314
Yes, AI is a potential quadrillion market cap sector and NVIDIA is the lead player. The market is absolutely not pricing in a bullish AI scenario into NVIDIA right now.

>>53893998
Based George Michael enthusiast, fucking love that guy's voice. I know Adam Lambert is such a faggy meme of a person but his cover of One More Try is great, so is his song Ghost Town. Super talented dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYjGWIEn_kk&ab_channel=violetglitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix8ocFEMa1o&ab_channel=AdamLambert
(you can probably stop after the second verse, the intro alone is probably the best part of the song)

>>53895299
EURUSD is up almost 1%, retard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE BROKE OUT AND DOWN

>>53894141
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A WAGE IN A CAGEEE

Why is NVDA bleeding on no news? SPY is rallying but it's just down for no reason.

>>53895331
My driving instructor told me if you ever come into some money don’t tell anyone ever

>>53895331
Right, correction. USD is shitting the bed.

>>53895371
There was a news published after close yesterday.

The pump is a lie

>>53895343
Good.

>didnt win the mega millions AGAIN

i bought nio yesterday ;(

i bought boil yesterday ;)

Top 10 companies by market cap

1 AAPL $2.332 T
2 MSFT $1.856 T
3 Saudi Aramco $1.851 T
4 GOOG $1.154 T
5 AMZN $965.60 B
6 Berkshire Hathaway $670.93 B
7 TSLA $650.88 B
8 NVDA $578.54 B
9 Visa $462.26 B
10 META $453.55 B

TSMC out of the top 10, replaced by Meta. Thoughts?

>>53895374
Holy shit my diving instructor told me he told one of his gay students that the other day!!!

>>53895407
My thought is that UONE will be included in that list within next decade.

How high are we expecting BOIL to go by April?

>>53895380
Any real news? Looks like garbage FUD from short sellers.

>>53895413
> Urban One, Inc. is a multi-media company engaged in radio broadcasting that targets African-American and urban listeners.
February is over bro

>hrm sure is icy out
>better slam on the gas as hard as I can until I spin out
t. every nonwhite driver in my state

>>53895125
It was end of 2024 from the start I think... They aren't as delusional to think they could bring it down to 2% in 2023

>>53895418
$50 unironically
NG needs to clear one more resistance and it gaps back up to $4+
fundamentals: only trade left in this shit market lmao

The only thing you can count on is line goes right

German CPI higher than anticipated.
German CPI (Y/Y) Feb P: 8.7% (exp 8.5%; prev 8.7%)
- German CPI EU Harmonised (Y/Y) Feb P: 9.3% (exp 9.0%; prev 9.2%)
- German CPI (M/M) Feb P: 0.8% (exp 0.5%; prev 1.0%)
- German CPI EU Harmonised 0.7% (M/M) Feb P: (exp 0.7; prev 0.5%)

Kek, where's the faggot that said Inflation was going down?

>>53895438
Well, remember this moment in 5 years.

>>53895433
It's just 2% dillution or so. I didn't look into details really. In my opinion generative AI is just another meme that CEOs use to pump their stocks, so I'm not really paying much attention to Nvidia.

>hot Germoney inflation
boollish

>>53895469
>where's the faggot that said Inflation was going down

>>53895469
>Kek, where's the faggot that said Inflation was going down?
That ((fed)) is still off coping somewhere about it being the supply chain or wages being too high or whatever memory hole cope they are going with now

Hope all my VTNR chads have a blessed day

>>53895516
>>53895493
Problem being, that it doesn't matter. The inflation number could be 20% and they'd still expect ECB to only do 0,50.

>>53895486
Ever since corona everyone should know that the caliphate is simply not able to report numbers accurately, probably because of it's completely disfunctional bureaucracy.

>>53895516
>That ((fed)) is still off coping somewhere about it being the supply chain or wages being too high or whatever memory hole cope they are going with now
It could not possibly be that prices are being adjusted to the total outstanding amount of debt/currency in the system...
Muh supply chain... absolute horseshit.
>>53895537
It's a slow grind. At one point in time nobody will expect the central banks to raising any longer.
And then they will keep raising. Then the pain starts.
This might be still more than half a decade away.

alphabet nvidia or microsoft?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53895469
Just in time for the Weimar centenary.

DXYbros, V-shaped recoovery now!

>TFW the market and I are both taking our morning dump at the same time

>Inflation isn't coming down!!!
>Inflation in Germany matters for the US stock market!!!
Lmfao. For the US there was a completely obvious peak last year. You fags have to be trolling at this point.

>>53895407
Time to slurp (on vwrl of which tsm makes up 0.68%).

>>53895589
>in sync with the market
extremely based

>>53895568
short nvidia

>>53895600
Looks like it bottomed out to me, only up from here.

>>53895600
>his thesis is that there was a peak
>therefore it's all coming straight down
Can Mumus ever stop beclowning themselves?

>>53895600
That higher low does not bode well...

Sits on 130 billion dollars during a massive inflation event losing billions. Even during bill runs he massively underperforms the S&P 500

Smartest investor my ass

>>53895648
Bro he's going to get at least a 2x out of everything he's loaded up on within the last year or two

Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag
then they do the same shit next week regardless . keep donating yurope

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS THAT EVERYBODY WAS GOING TO REMEMBER THAT NOBODY GOT A MORTGAGE!!! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WELCOME.

Why in the hell officials like ECB or the FED would openly LIE and say inflation is under control?

Linebros the battle continues

>>53895668
I still can't believe I was alive to watch european countries go from a safe, peaceful, japan-esque countries to being full migrant crime ridden shitholes

Like congratz you did all that shit and killed yourselves and your economies and markets still suck ass

the market dumps at close, has a huge rally in premarket recovering it all, and then suddenly dumps it all an hour before open
and people want to say jewish people don't exist

>futes

>XOM casually drifts out of its Fibonacci trading channel and into a lower one.
Just need a little gas to send this thing down further. I'm thinking recession would have to be confirmed to outsell the buying pressure XOM is doing with their own buybacks

>>53895380
Good for industry. Start producing.

DAMN IT KAMALA, Your "Prosecution" of "Grade Inflation" in ITT fucked the entire logistics and manufacturing of the US. You couldn't take on the Grade Inflation of English 100 for BBall niggers and Mandy the bimbo who isn't sure what she wants to be.
You had to kill the Certification courses for the damned Poorest of the US.

yeah, im feeling today is going to be rather jewish

>>53895677
Not like this linebros, not like this…

>>53895725
You have such a way with words

>>53892889
This guy was murdered when he came back to La Jolla. The crips did not appreciate this at all.

hi /biz/, I'm trying to get back into casual stock stuff after dipping my toe in with the GME shit and losing a few hundred bucks (recoverable). I had approx. 250 stocks of a mining company at around 10 cents each but yesterday they jumped to 32 cents by EOD. I sold 200 at .20 and am holding onto the rest, but I can't find any news or stories about the company that could explain a %200 jump. Is this normal activity for such low-price stocks? Should I hold on or just cash out?

>>53895648
Yeah but if you look at BRK returns from when he founded it vs Shit and Piss returns it's insane

>>53895738
I passed English 100

>>53895667
HP really motherfucker…

>>53895762
You never lose money by taking some profit anon

>>53895789
From what I can tell it's a new company and this is the highest their stock price has ever hit. I've already made back my initial investment with the 200 I sold, but now I'm just feeling that FOMO of possibly missing out on even higher price jumps.

>Find a daytrading community that looks like it might be legit
>It's a sales pitch for a prop indicator
Every fucking time.

>>53895762
fomo is worse than fud

>>53894294
That's irrelevant because bonds compete with stocks for cash, equities are going down in price because there competitor is offering a better and better deal.

>>53895832
more deadly too

>>53895821
call it a day anon, there will be other victories

I guess it's all over soon. Bull market soon
Hm... I guess this obscure signal is worth more than 10 other ones saying something else

>SPY up .20% earlier
>go workout
>now down .20%
Ebin

I dont even know what to do anymore. Wait, buy, sell
I'm looking at selling and waiting at the moment.
I'm down 8% on portfolio and will sell EVERYTHING if I end up in black. Start all over.

>>53895821
Sounds like you really want to hold onto it.

AQB Mutants ...

who the fuck looks at this market behavior and decides, yep, now the time to buy

>>53895847
>TAfags
beclowned

>>53895891
Me.

Tried to research a bit about PUMA before earnings, first thing I see is this shit. When did websites who only give a fuck about finance become pozzed?

GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>53895897
No.

>>53895891
I never look at the market, I just buy

>>53895891
>Can't pick the 10% of the stocks that are going to pump while the remaining ones all go red.
Skill issue.

>future

its dumping again....on new news again

We're at March 21 S&P levels.

Thinken of slurping TUP today. Already beaten up so much

>>53895909
>Doesn't short any of the myriad of stocks that go down
You wouldn't look to short the few stocks that would go down during a bullrun, so why look for stocks that go up when the market is going down?

>>53895919
Sorry anon and don't take this as a personal offence, but I'm too retarded to understand that sentence.

>>53895928
>too retarded
mumu confirmed

>>53895928
If you wouldn't piss on your face, why would you vomit on your nuts?

>>53895928
just short an electric cars not Tesla

>>53895928
If line go up, you BUY stocks that go UP. So if line go down, you _____ stocks that go ____.

Fill in the blanks.

>>53895881
I've decided to place a limit sell of 50 at .75 and I'll hold the rest, if it doesn't spike that high then oh well.

Early bake

>>53895943
>>53895943
>>53895943

>>53895952
reported for spam/flooding

>>53895947
Good luck anon

>>53895938
>If you wouldn't piss on your face
Piss on your face to save water.
Vomit on your nuts to save soap.

>>53895961
ty bro.

>>53895675
Thank you Baggie, you have never steered me wrong

>>53895952
ok I guess I have to fill this thread with quickly with some quality content

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>>53895977
It's what the jannies would want.

>>53895938
motherfucker you flared up PTSD from last night this bitch was sucking my dick like a fucking pornstar
she was choking on it so hard I was completely out of it and feeling bad for her
FUCKING hell like actually cumming as she suffocates with a pool of spit under my balls, she came about 5 times as I just sat there and watched with a mixture of fear, horror and disgust
I ended up just pulling her off me and jerked off to cum quickly then turned away to not watch her lick it off herself I was already too out of it
what the fuck is wrong with zoomer girls

>>53895968
ramsey level advice

>>53895392
you'll get 'em next time champ!

>>53896044
Yeah, that. I was thinking so hard about that guy's name but I couldn't figure out what it was.

>>53896073

>>53895992
anon, go see a priest

There is not a single mention of the ticker RETA in this entire thread. /smg/ is pathetic

OP is a fag

>>53895254
>is to send our children out to the Ukraine to fight for the zog machine.