/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53891434
I’m 22 and never asked a girl out before

I hope you at least got a good GPA

>>53891434
At least you have a 100k starting salary.

>>53891447
Same. I turn 23 this year. I wasted my life. There's no where to meet girls now. This is unbelievably depressing.

>>53891434
I did too. And I'm talking age 26 after finishing grad school. I didn't lose my virginity until age 28. Life gets better.
>>53891459
I feel personally attacked

>>53891460
Wtf do we do bro

>>53891460

You haven't even begun ascending the tower yet. This happens after 30. You got plenty of time. Get an outdoor hobby that involves women and mingle, or go to church.

>>53891434
My uncle is a 60 year old dateless virgin and he struggles with women. My father once tried to get him with a hooker but failed because my mom found out. Hes filthy rich and im inheriting.

>>53891479
Will I still become a wizard if I got an escort

>>53891434
JFC you zoomers are pathetic.
>muh 23 my life is over not met tradwife yet.
Didn't meet my wife until 27. Married at 29. Kids at 30, house at 30, $150k salary (yeah yeah all you plumbers and coders earn $400k and work 5 hours a day whatever). You're still kids. All of you. Enjoy your lives.

>>53891684
Where the fuck did you meet your wife, oh boomer of /biz/? My parents met as teenagers and that's the usual answer I get from your generation. I should mention that I would (respectfully) rather be alone than with a colored woman.

>>53891719
I'm boring. We met at work, before HR and wokeyness made all that dating colleagues thing bad. I was in a relationship and so was she but we both hated it. We laughed about music and random shit together. One day, I told her she looked nice in what she was wearing and she blushed. I asked if she'd like to have lunch together at a local restaurant and she agreed. We did it a few times and hit it off. I wouldn't do that shit today anon. Now I stay well clear of women at work (I would even if I were single). Sorry but that boat has sailed. Better to keep your job and stay away from women at work today as the present generation have absolutely ruined it for meeting people and hooking up. I don't care about your tastes anon, this isn't /pol/ if you like your "coloured" women go for it, whatever floats your boat. I have never used tinder or any of that shit. I met the old fashioned way.

>>53891684
Im literally 27 so what now, fag?
hmm how bout we look at the landscape for '95-'03
>single moms
>feminists
>girls with triple digit bodies and nudes in multiple mens' phones
oh yeah and for all of them you need to be top 20%
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>>53891518
Its over
Its so fucking over

>>53891767
Ah no need to warn me about dating colleagues, I work in software development so there aren't any women. Thankyou for your answer though

>>53891460
try a bar in a college town. success rates low but at least you can find girls. another spot is a grocery store. some chick just starting talking to me a few days ago but i'm in my 40s and don't look like a serial killer.

>>53891434
It's for the best, vaginas are just devil magic/temptation. They stop you from reaching your real goals. Srsly, get over it.

>>53891434
You guys complain about roasties yet you actively seek out roastites. Unironically fuck high end escorts and start looking for women who are willing to talk to you even though you're not in the vest position I life. Yes women are going to prioritize your money and status but the right women won't have out if this world standards. Worse case scenario you fuck whores your whole life or you marry outside of the country

>>53891913
>I work in software development so there aren't any women
What you mean is that there aren't any women you want to fuck. I'm a SWE too and every job I've had had at least a few women my age there, but they're all either married or FOB's

>>53891935
I don't know about your country but in glorious australia women in bars are generally 19yo single mothers.
>>53891962
Real goals like what? If the bar or church are my best options I may need to accept my fate and become as schizo as you.
>>53892048
Yes, you're right I was exaggerating, more accurate to say there are not romantically available white women.

I asked a girl for her number, in a romantic sense, in person for the first time at 22 years old, she gave it to me but became clear later she wasn't interested. Way out my league honestly.

Went on my first date the same year with some god awful fat chick from tinder (only really match with fatties) and she was seriously, unprompted, talking about her terrible relationship with her father.

26 now and haven't been on another date since. Kissless virgin still. I don't have the charm or confidence to ask out girls randomly in public and I can't get responses from non-whales on dating apps, I'm not fat myself.

I find the idea of actually talking to a girl and naturally getting to the point of fucking each other seems like a strange, alien reality which I'm not meant to experience. I underestimated the extent of my autism for most of my life.

>>53892150
college bars are full of 18-25 year olds..with some older ones mixed in depending on the bar. This s in the midwest. I go with my wife though so its easy to talk to college girls because i'm not a turbo creeper although really i am a dirty old man. On my own i'd probably just sit at the bar and stare. Just start asking girls if they want to have sex and maybe you'll get lucky or maybe beat up...hard to say.

>>53892673
Oh..when i saw i go to bars..i mean i've been to a bar probably 3 times in the last 5 years. Its rare. The one time we went into the bar and there was a cage with chicks pulling up their skirts and nice view of some thongs..one was really fat though and that was probably what i'd go home with if i was lucky. As a fat kid i went to high school would say, its all pink on the inside.

>>53891527
yes if you don't parlay your experience with her into having sex with women who pretend not to be whores

>>53891434
I graduated at 23 dateless khv, 80k starting salary, moved out, first kiss at 24, got 200k tech job, first sex at 25, promoted to making 300k at 27, first sex with hot girl at 27, first hot gf at 28

You fucking faggots can still make it jfc

>>53892687
am I a wizard if I brought a girl home and got to third base? I feel like it's close enough and now I can just pay whores

>>53891767
This stings because I met a woman I thought was my soulmate at work and we started off the same way you and your wife did, even went out to lunch. but when I got too close she gave me the "I dont mix work/personal life" speech. Didnt even really ask her out, just tried to text her about stuff that would have been small talk at work. Like Wtf is even the rationale behind it? I swear if I was just taller and less weird she would have been down

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>>53892804
just bee urself

>>53892706
you're on track. it's supposed to be a perpetual drive.

>>53892830
yeah but that was when I was 28 and now I'm 30 so because I didn't have vaginal I'm a wizard?

that experience was more than enough for me to realize it isn't remotely worth the effort and that I would much rather just pay money to get what I want

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>>53891460
I'm 36 and a kissless touchless virgin, I never had any female friends not even online.

>>53892876
yeah bruv you're a wizard

>>53892919
so if I literally scored in every way imaginable except I didn't put my dick in her pussy, I am a wizard?
Are people who only ever had sex with a condom also wizards then?

>>53893009
Yeah pretty much you’re still a V if you don’t cum inside

>>53893009
no they aren't necessarily.
you either have "it" or you don't. getting to third base once and deciding it's "not worth your time" to figure out how or, more importantly, why to get laid by non-prosties is peak not having "it."
if you feel the need to pilpul a precise definition of what a wizard is, that is also peak not having "it."

>>53893009
Sex with a condom isn't sex, your penis never touches a vagina. Someone who has only used a condom is technically still a virgin since their penis has only ever fucked the condom.

>>53893070
wow what a joke
you can go ahead and keep "it" lmao

What do people like us do

>want to tell OP to kill himself
>Its a bot, it never was alive in the first place

>>53891434
>>53891447
In order to go on dates, you have to actually talk to women.

26yo virgin checking in. I hate women. I refuse to have sex until anime girls are real.

I lost my virginity to a hooker in Amsterdam kek

>>53891684
The only thing cringier than a 23 year old acting like he has deep wisdom is a 30 year old acting like he has deep wisdom.

>>53891434
Are you white or brown?

>>53893681
Complain on the internet that if only you had asked stacy out in 4th grade you'd be chad thundercock now, all the while time continues to pass you by.

>>53893009
>am I
Who cares
Did you have fun? It's supposed to be fun for you. There is no actual scorecard with your 'lays' on it that you're competing with other men. Why do you care so much what a bunch of internet losers who all claim to be making 500k by 25 because they're liars think?

>>53893724
So a regular dutch woman? Grats bro.

>>53893727
Being triggered by his advice is 'cringier' zoomie

>>53892894
This

>>53891434
you could have ended up worse, there are some who pay women to see their stinky asses
focus on the money now that you are an adult, get yourself some cheap stuff from dextools, work, and throw rocks off a building at people.

>>53893984
OP here, the thing is I did focus on money and I made enough to retire before I even graduated. In the end it seems like I have to pay for pussy after all and it's fucking depressing.

>>53891434
I got a date in my first semester then got hit by a truck,

>>53894113
Sex with women is always a financial transaction. If that's unacceptable to you, then have sex with men.

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>>53891518
>60 year dateless virgin
Anon, I….

>>53891518
Failed because your mom found out? Holy shit wtf kind of turbo-cuck is your dad dude?!

>>53891434
Business and Finance

>>53892692
>just make 300k a year bro

>>53894317
unless you're chad, in which case they'll offer to cover your bill or pay for your drink

>>53891479
32 and its really not that bad at all. Just get Bumble, have an interesting IG and be cool. I smashed a 24 year old recently and have a senior in highschool meeting me at the mall on Thursday after she gets out of school. She's 18, don't worry.

>>53891434
date? chad don't date....he's in the pussy honing his moves growing sharper while you are here

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>>53891447
Same.
30 year old here btw.
>>53892894
>I'm 36 and a kissless touchless virgin
This is going to be me soon.
I honestly don't even know how to talk to girls.

>>53891518
I have a super meek 80yo kv great uncle who lived with his mother until she passed away 10 years ago. I honestly don't know how he adapted after she passed away... and actually I had totally forgotten about him until seeing this post.

I assume that's just going to be the fate of a lot of 4chan autists who think that they are gaming the system by living off their parents for as long as possible.

>>53891434
Don't worry, It get's worse.