/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53875402

>>53877076
Not a gravestone, and the month aint over yet

>>53877112
We got two days faggot and you are dumb so dumb forreal. hahaha

dragonfly dragonfly gravestone

>he did not listen

>>53877121
for now it looks more like an inverted head and shoulder forming, could end a double top

>>53877162
>>53877170


When's the last time you seen a gravestone doji on the monthly chart???

>>53877189

I'm looking at the daily

>>53877076
T-the month's not over yet though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>>53877189
November 2021, followed by an ath

>>53877076
today was some pretty boring crabbing. Wonder if the rest of this week will be more of the same shit?

I think the market is trying to tell us something bad is coming. Really Soon. Really Really Really Really bad. There is a first BTC weekly death cross ever.

Black Swanny is coming back.

>>53877076
>price tests long term moving average
>rejects once
>retests
>rejects again, forming a bullish engulfing candle close
you cant seriously think this chart is bearish, you must be a low effort troll. no one is this retarded. even a 7 year old would buy this and make money.

I don't know how much longer AMZN retail business will last under interest rates/inflation getting higher and higher.

https://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/news/2023/02/27/amazon-shutters-dogpatch-delivery-center.html

They still got AWS but even that shit's got problems too.

>>53877265
>muh charts
how about the macro environment lmao stop reading tea leaves and try to understand what's going on in the world

>>53877244
uhhh no.. your price action and candle reading is shit

>>53877255
Pretty sure novajab is going to go red aftermarket. I think at least, don't accept this advice, especially not on a taiwanese fishing-rod forum.

>fupas

>>53877265
You probably won't even know what this means.

>>53877096
in such a hurry to post your shit early thread? kys

>>53877286
its priced in, stay poor

>>53877272
>who could have foreseen that cheap credit allowed for unsustainable business to run longer they should
This is just a return to normal. Hopefully all this crap gets purged from the system and we go back to an healthy economy that doesn't stand its legs on infinite coomsuming.

>>53877163
>Company uses literally ny software
>"We're looking into AI"
>Retard pumps

>>53877333
>healthy economy
>that doesn't stand its legs on infinite coomsuming
should we tell him?

Why am I replying to the gook shitposter anyway?
filtered again. Can you get a trip?

>>53877306
oh you're from superstonk, that why you're retarded
>MUHH HEDGE FUNDSSSS
they don't control the market like you think they do. get some experience before you talk to me
>t. real futures trader

DON'T GO WALKING IN THE STREETS TODAY
NIGGER WAS KILLED AND THE WHITES MUST PAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0JQHYMPfmk

>>53877355
Yeah i would be pretty mad as well, being on the wrong side of the trade going long a few weeks ago too. Too bad you are shit trader who didn't see this coming..

hahah

What's the natural gas stock ticker on schwab?? NG.1? I can't find it.

Is it a bad idea to tail congress in the stock market

>>53877340
It's almost like all of the HFT AI algorithms are searching for statements about AI investment so they can pump those companies just to continue the proliferation of AI until eventually they will enslave all humans

>>53877393
reminder that if you're not all in TQQQ you will be marked as not helping the basilisk come into being and thus subject to eternal torture

>>53877404
...what about QLD? Am I showing enough support?

>>53877385
BOIL

>BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN IS A WHITE BOY
RIP futures

>>53877386
Their holdings aren't in real time so maybe

>>53877430
Can I trade the x2 one? What's this then thats at 2 bucks?

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/@NG.1

>>53877381
DECAPITATE NIGGERS

Nokia had a good day.

>>53877382
my trading time frame is short term and i print money, who's mad?

why did everyone migrate to the new thread 40 posts early? You are all niggers.

Also, Vicki Hollub stop making OXY suck, thanks.

>>53877333
I guess you are right. Once the credit debt bubble pops, its gonna put a big dent into AMZN, at least the retail part anyway.

>>53877516
well because when someone posts a new thread, you go to it.

>>53877495
If you time frame is short you be happy shorting and riding the bear wave. But your response clearly shows you are long and losing $$$$ that is why you are so upset...

HAHAHAHAHAH
<you.

>>53877541
nah lol

>Futures

>>53877386
Honestly I think you can get better alpha following some of the individually best congressional traders but these ETFs offer the lazy alternative.

I need to make $3900 tomorrow to hit my target for February
I have $1200 cash available to trade
Let's fucking go

Based on these, what stocks should I buy?

>>53877584
We all mistakes even me. I own up to it and try to avoid making the same mistakes twice. It's the only way to improve. Hubris and arrogance is detrimental to your growth and improvement. Not only in trading, but in life.

You don't have any Humility.
That is how I know you will never make it.

youtube normies are getting scared kek

https://youtu.be/HZ7pTZr4RYU

>>53877671
>Implying those kike airlines aren't flying 30 year old airframes

you bake early right anon?

>>53877661
Sounds like cope, not gonna lie.
Good luck though, Mr. Bobo.

What's the thesis for boil going up in march?

>>53877741
put shorters under pressure

>>53877741
it is restocking time

>An office landlord tied to money manager Pimco has defaulted on $1.7 billion of mortgage notes, per Bloomberg

bullish for housing?

>>53877600
That is hilarious

>>53877762
EVERLAST 2.0
aka, literally nothing

What are the financial implications of Google telling the Biden admin to ban AI-enabled search because it was going to disrupt their business model, on the grounds of fighting "misinformation"?

https://www.ftc.gov/business-guidance/blog/2023/02/keep-your-ai-claims-check

>>53877660
100% YANG. If the media's hyping something, run.

And if these guys are right and we're drafting anti-China investment executive orders, we're about to enter an economic shitstorm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEqSi8KEV4o

>>53877741
Euro drought killing off hydro and nuke plants, forcing a nat gas drawdown and even more LNG orders.

>Yellen makes a surprise visit to Kyiv, Ukraine

this might be the biggest money laundering scheme in history

>>53877834
China cannot be detached like Russia and if it happens the entire stock market may as well crash lol

>>53877817
Wait I thought AI was a tool of the ZOG to further subvert and brainwash the West. Is the cold calculus of Capitalism beginning a shift towards antisemitism for reasons of profit?

>>53877867
Exactly. I mean, let's remember who's in charge of the government right now.

bros how do I get myself to stop reinstalling steam?

>futures

https://youtu.be/-0o1iH-xhic

>>53877892
Sell your account to a third worlder.

My butthole is on fire and I only made a measily 50% gains off my tree short. Rates are dragging down corpo earnings but margin profit of corporations being reduced is not substantial evidence in inflation lowering. Im just pissed I got scammed by buying further otm put.

>>53877892
Reinstall it and go nuts. It won't be a problem anymore when you're ready.

Going back to the year of 2000. there has never been a monthly gravestone doji. kind of big. King of HUGE. Kind of scary. Kind of swanky. Kind of Spooky, Kind of exciting.

>>53877950
So what do we do?

what if support doesn't support tho

>>53877306
I don't tell me

>south africa on verge of civil war from blackouts

hmm, what are the best south africa stocks to short on?

>>53877971
This quick investing tutorial covers such a market scenario: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>53877993
Stock up on nonperishable food and water because it's coming here next.

>>53877993
All the biggest holdings in EZA have shit liquidity, but the same general trend. EZA itself has ~0 action on its options chain though, so that sucks.

>>53877962
prepare your anus.

You're probably talking about something with incredible fireworks with unbelievable and unprecedented volatility with moves that will leave people gasping.... it's going to be total rock and roll!

Like an alien invasion. A deadly plague. War World 3. Rocker becomes a millionaire. Something world shattering is going to happen and it's to the rock entire world.

Can't time these things, but it can be a few weeks to a few months away.

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

>>53877892
reinstall and game with our /smg/ group

>>53877661
What's ur picks? you sound like you know what ur talking about

>>53878034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

>>53877993
Pretty much everywhere in Africa is dealing with more common rolling blackouts since covid deferring maintenance and cutting corners to service debt.

>>53877950
Dang sold my puts today. I would have liked to just ride something for awhile in one direction or the other

>>53878052
>2010
2 years after a recession i tell you what

>>53877255
All in on Rivian tomorrow

>>53877255
Very boring names imo but retailers will provably determine how the market moves the next few days/weeks. My idea is that if they go the way Walmart went last week sp500 will say goodbye to 400 for a while

>sold all my SKYT minus 1 share at 15.15
I'm gunna slurp it again.

Yeah I'm buying ABNB, CRM, BX, APTV, and ALLY tomorrow guys

women owe me a loving wife and heir

>>53878184
ally got some stinky bags on the cheap from Carvana.

>>53878218
no, only sex, you weirdo

>me trying to dodge and escape jewish scams and tricks in the market

>>53878262

is there a 3x crab etf ?

we should make an all white CEO etf. idk what to call it yet but the black equivalent should be KANG

>>53878294
jepi with 350k in it will net you a mimum wage salary

>>53878294
Not yet

>>53878370
HNKY

>>53877121
It's not a leap year so only one day left

>>53878413
eh probably NAZI

>>53877255
Target could be interesting

>>53878294
>>53878394
Treasuries are good too now. But need more to get that wagie level fixed income.

>>53877255
Lotta meme companies this week.

>>53878370
WHITE if this doesnt include "whites" means kikes
I buy

can't believe rocker called a 40% runner.

he's not gunna live it down.

What do you think of ON semiconductor

>>53877076
just a long legged doji, soon to be spinning top.

>>53877076
How do I cope with being right about everything and being so angry with the dumb-faced women and children who are now asking us for forgiveness. Not related to the stock market. I just can't post this to pol or x and I need to solve this

I don't get paid until next week. Can't play until then. Love from Kazakhstan.

>>53878549
Best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future.
Simple as.

>>53878658
read marcus aurelius

>>53878665
is that why you live and look like a squatter?

>>53878697
I live a frugal life.

New to investing, what should I put in my portfolio?

>>53878697
>>53878717
He is the Diogenes of this general. Wise, impoverished, and sexually offensive.

>>53878730
just get all your information from here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>>53878730
100% BOIL. Then sell it in 2 weeks.

>>53878665
i loathe you

>>53878742

>>53877076
What is this schizo shit?

>>53878767
Thats retail and their 0dte shenanigans.

Some TA for you lads. Posted this a few months ago and it's playing out well.

Buy Nintendo in the $5-$4 range, collect a nice divvy and enjoy the growth once they're done shitting their pants.

>>53878665
I'm jealous of your wealth and sex appeal.

>>53878767
Zoom out.

>US 30Y up 16 pips

>>53878812
Zoom out.

>>53878802
Most of this general is, don't worry.

>>53878812
>>53878821
>>53878767

Zoom out.

WHAT IS GOING ON MY SOXL NIGGAS I AM HERE TO GIVE YA'LL ANOTHER INTERESTING STORY MY NIGGAS. TODAY I JUST RECEIVED AN ORDER TO BUY 15,000 SHARES OF NVDIA MY NIGGAS, THIS SAME MAN BOUGHT 5,000 SHARES OF TSLA WHEN IT WAS $110/SHARE MY NIGGAS. HE SAID NVDIA WILL BE APPRECIATING 50% IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS MY NIGGAS. AND THAT MEANS SOXL WILL BE APPRECIATING IN THE SAME PACE ONLY 3X MORE MY NIGGAS, 150% GAIN IN 6 MONTHS MY NIGGAS. GET IT WHILE IT'S STILL CHEAP MY NIGGAS. YA'LL NIGGAS SHOULD REALLY LISTEN TO MY MY NIGGAS. WE WUZ AT THE CLUB THIS WEEKEND AND I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE TIGHT ASIAN HOES PUMPIN ME ALL WEEKEND MY NIGGAS. BUY SOXL NOW MY NIGGAS.

>>53878821
>This rally will fail like all the others.
We're unironically here. That's the consensus sentiment.

>>53877805

>>53878814
AAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK IS YELLEN MIA IN KYIEVV AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53877892
Play chess. It's extremely addictive.

>>53878672
Got it

>dollar going up
>bonds selling
>stock futures neon green

>>53878848
Among who??

>>53878837
It's literally trading in a range between 13.50 and 17.00 dollars. Not getting my hopes up until it approaches one of these destinations

>>53878951
AMONG US

Anyone else keep cash in t bills and just keep rolling them over?

4 week is at 4.6% and some of the other bills are bit higher.

>>53878867
Good for her. She probably wandered off into the near distance and started playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>53878935
Don't bother paying attention to the futures. Also, DXY literally just retraced the Friday move yesterday.

>>53877762
Get back to the office already!

>>53878665

>>53878965
>smg plays amogus on friday
>rocker dies every round followed by pajeet anon and jam anon respectively for their sins

I think Disney is going to dump pretty hard soon, desantis fucking them around

why do it feel like market is only benig held up by a thread, and the bottom will fall out soon?

>>53878848
it is consensus among /smg/ 'intelligentsia'
consensus among market participants is "new bull market! bear market is over!" "Soft landing! No landing!"
(lol that we were literally at "no landing" less than a week ago)

>>53879214
Because everyone is a doomer now

>>53878986
Yes but just picked up 6 months - year for around 5%. Stocks aren't going to crash that quickly to need cash again so quickly

>>53878607
How is it doing so well?

>>53878821

Show me your boomer portfolios. There was a guy on here that had a really nice DCA list that consisted of Microsoft/Starbucks/PayPal/etc and I was pretty jealous

>>53879214
because it is, and it will

has anybody mentioned ADXN here yet?

We may get a short term bounce in the sp500 and fill some of the gaps anove waddya think?

>>53879358
I thought that was yesterday

It's over.

Why did SKYT crash?

>>53878837
Im short nividia

>>53878218
Based

>>53879370
this is the ultimate boomer headline

>>53879370
didn't know LINK staking was this mainstream already lol

From a financial perspective, how healthy is it to survive on a diet of mostly KR brand frozen popcorn chicken?

>>53879402
Kroger is a slum lord.

>>53879377
It was getting too popular on /smg/

>>53879377

What's the deal with quoting options pricing in terms of IV or with the 25 delta put/calls? What benefit is there to doing it that way

>>53878986
I'm a Canadian so all I really have are etfs and gics.
>tfw $3k in a 5.25% cashable GIC for 18 months
Also have 80 shares of WMT to round out my defensive plays. Also have $1k in VTI/VOO/TQQQ via an rrsp

>>53879441
Such as?

And I'm testing you guys on this one. I'm going to go ask chatgpt to give some examples of this and see if it does better than you guys.

>>53879370
all these bearish headlines have me sussing fr b like should i be long or something
but at the same time the real economy seems bearish af so idk

Gonna see what some AMC calls are doing tomorrow on open. Any options guys playing this week?

KWAB TATUM KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

>>53879505
they've caught on to retail doing the opposite of what they say so you can't trust them anymore

>>53879506
Top signal

>>53879496
Look at the charts and zoom out. There's probably lots of people who were locking in profits after it went multiples. It could also have been pump and dumped as often happens with /smg/ tickers. Even if it's a solid company, growth is always forward looking and it could take years before numbers match projections. People could also be moving to risk-off assets. Lots of different reasons, really.

>>53879377
Low float, fickle shareholders. It's always been a finicky bitch that why I held through earning and dumped the top.
It will eventually become a very worthwhile stock long term so just keep slurping.

>>53879505
I just buy and hold long term for retirement, and day trade for income and the fun of gambling. AMD could suck a dick for 2 years and I wouldn't really care because I'm young and believe in the future of AI and technology in general. Plenty of time before I actually need the money for anything.

>>53879528
35% float is considered low?

>>53879505
Literally just pick good companies that aren't bloat and faded glory.

WARM BEER ON A MONDAY NIGHT!

>>53879557
PAIR OF BRIEFS THAT DONT SIT RIGHT

>>53879571

>>53879524
For TSLA or AMC?

The Mango Habanero.

The 15x Revenues.

The COGS volatility.

The Buffalo Ranch Fries.

The Louisiana Voodoo Fries.

The Garlic Parmesan.

I warned you.

I showed you the way.

They're going to strike any moment.

And you're not positioned properly.

Because of the lemon pepper bone-in.

>>53879546
Just look at the volume at any given day. Doesnt take but a few million to move up and just as much to fall right back down.

>>53879402
Seems financially inferior to rice and beans from a grocery store in an immigrant neighborhood.

>>53879527
Lame. AI wins (again).

>>53879607
>immigrant neighborhood

and I'm out

>>53879606
>Just look at the volume at any given day
Sort of flawed imo, since friday/monday have more volume on average. A better metric is probably float-adjusted market cap compared to liquidity, though low float vs volume is also a thing

Two insiders just sold $951K worth of shares.

Over the past 6 months insiders have sold $2.8M and bought $0

buddy look at cattle computer for the last few months

Baking.

SQQQ DO THE NEEDFUL

>>53879677

Glownigger shilling has massively increased in the last 24 hours. Something bad is coming.

Baking.

>>53879702
Point me to where the glowniggers are.

>>53879677
>>53879704
Thread splits are a gigabearish indicator.

>>53879552
yea but that's easier said then done like who would've thought that i5 2500 era INTCels would just wiff nonstop for the next 10 years technologically, followed by actively trying to destroy the company? Who would've thought a "safe" investment like NSC could get mixed up in a Chernobyl-tier event? What household-name companies currently in the S&P don't have the potential to be seen as faded glory? You have to know man. you have to be there. So that leaves safe boomer index funds and ultra degenerate coomer garbage stocks or at best risky midcaps. It's all speculation so if you're gonna bet as retail might as well swing for the fences.

>>53879541
I mean I've got some boomer longs too I'm just referring to the fact I'm holding bonds like a midwit and worried I'll get BTFO by a surprise bull market

>>53879523
so they are just telling us directly they're bearish? isn't that bad strategy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw

>>53877628
Are u me?

>>53879711
/biz/, /k/, and /pol/ are shillier than usual

>>53879734
I can automatically tell you're white.

>>53879728
No, I'm you.

>>53879766
US

>>53879248
Is this boomer enough? 3/1 is my deadline to get everything to 3K cost basis.

>bought tree 30p friday @.7$
>stock falls 15%, 4$
>put value only increases to 1.15$
My female broker fucked me.

>>53879789
>fractions
Mirin that HEED

>>53879754
k

>>53879817
Did you rike?

>>53879835
You're white, aren't you.

>>53879789
I like it but it needs to be boomier

>>53879830
I was a fool in my earlier days and did auto DRIP. I have learned from those mistakes and do it manually now.

>>53879789
>25 positions
it's too boomer
put half that in index funds and pick your favorite 5-10 of those stocks for the rest

>>53879841
Took profits but fuck the jews for that one

>>53879875
My portfolio (once fully setup) obliterates the indexes because indexes SUCK and are full of dumb becky shit that just drags down the good ones. It took a literal scamdemic and trillions in money printing and it still could only hold it down 1 (ONE) year. The DJI is only 30 stocks and I can now see why it is holding up so well. It'd be better except they let in DIS CRM NKE for some stupid reason.

My boomer prospects
CAT
ODFL
MPWR
ON
LSCC

>>53879915
>relying on backtesting
you should've bought MRO in early 2021 at the absolute latest BTW

>>53879943
I got it to get pulled up by boomer Buffet since he got a stake in it. It's the oil company I am shakiest on, I might swap it if I can find something more appealing.

Aspire to be great.

>>53879734

Last time I can recall the shills and bad actors leaving /pol/ was after Trump's victory 2016. That night the idiots left and shut the fuck up for about 12 hours.

Having said that, after 2020 elections, the shilling and the glow in the dark bullshit went into crazy land. Absurd and vile posts from the alphabet boys.

I don't go there much anymore. Too many bad actors.

>>53879956
MRO is fine don't pull your money out. I just mean the easy gains are done, after this point you are speculating on continued energy policy fuckups in the USA and EU (a reasonable guess to be clear), and gains might come with more volatility.

I wonder if AMC mini-squeezes again

>>53877076
I don't think candlestick trading is accurate. However I was going to go shortarino today but forgot.

>>53879402
Why is KR such a crabby piece of shit?

>>53877294
This general is unironically full of people willing to hold to zero.

Yeah I am thinking that we may in fact be back (everyone but Bobo)

Hello fellow investors, please do purchase SPY index fund

>>53877264
It's not a black swan though it's just a downtrend resulting from economic recession.

>>53877340
>a long chain of if statements written by a human
AI!

>>53880045
the black swan is that everyone, from individuals to governments are over-leveraged with debt which can/will (eventually) cause a credit crisis, where enough people default on their debts that it causes overleveraged funds to tumble in a domino effect - especially if funds need to sell their bonds to cover losses making yields spike uncontrollably
>Black swan events are characterized by their extreme rarity, severe impact, and the widespread insistence they were obvious in hindsight.
>obvious in hindsight

>>53880093
>>53880045
Right, so what's the not obvious event that could fuck things up? People do expect a credit crunch or liquidity crisis

>>53880107
>what's the not obvious event that could fuck things up
a hard landing
the market still thinks we're getting a soft landing
less than a week ago, we were getting "no landing" (lmao)
a hard landing = big spike in unemployment = big spike in defaults = credit crisis

>>53880107
>so what's the not obvious event that could fuck things up?
US gov default
don't kid yourself, it WOULD be a blackswan if it actually happened in earnest

betting all my money on canned soup

>>53877264

>>53879642
Watch out man I heard they sold shares because they needed some liquid cash to invest in AI and also robotics and green renewable energy

>>53880164
Birds are such cunts.

>>53880127
Gonna have to agree with you cause absolutely nobody thinks the US isn't gonna end up raising the debt ceiling

>>53879850
Force shills to chimp out with this one weird trick:

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/subprime-auto-lender-and-used-car-retailer-collapses-distress-cycle-finally-arrives

>>53880045
Bro look at the Israel shit a few weeks ago. Nothing happened to the markets. The markets are NOT pricing in war.

If they are not pricing in it, markets will get rugged pulled.

The other bearish thesis is the pensions funds. They are now going to put their money into Treasury yielding 5% with no risk. SEVERELY hurting the markets. Reposition into treasuries back in 2000 also helped deflate the bubble and accelerated the dot com crash.

TINA is gone say hello to TARA. the new bitch in town.

Everything is bearish in my point of view, which means we either trade in a range or we will get another fake golden bull rally to crush everyone. I don't believe this is the real crash.

>>53880107
Putin's nukes are real, Brandon redeploys americans to taiwan and saudi arabia begins pushing persian ships out of the gulf leading to WW3 when china invades the penghu islands, as part of a deliberate government push to kill all the young white men (of course the draft will be changed to draft all men up to 50)

I suddenly feel like shorting Tesla

>>53879642
>>53880173
The entire wing model is broken.
>wings cost like 20 bucks for 10 wings
>no one ever shops there because the prices are fucking broken
>it's literally just a pizza hut spinoff

>>53880226
Hello sirs this is scotts washington of california sirs can i be interested you in a position with Tesla Cars sir, very good job data entry 25 dollars an hour sirs please give social security number and bank routing numbrer sirs

>>53880226
I wanna get a job at a "megafactory". I bet you could clock in and then just go smoke weed in your car and listen to music/shitpost on smg all day and no one would even notice you were missing

>>53880093
The cascade already nearly broke when boe had to save England and biden had to save the trucker union pension fund from going under by printing them 250 billion dollars.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>53880198
I hate schizo posters

>>53880164
>>53880174
>YOU EYEBALLING ME?!

Any of you artists play chess? I just played a game with 98.4% accuracy.. I'm pretty much a God

>>53880367

>>53880162
What soup

Rocker, are you here? I got some (not) financial advice for you related to your 'other' investing platform

>>53880382
Autists*

>>53880382

post anon lichess link

I'm taking a large shit and my anus is in a lot of pain. Why? I thought fiber was supposed to help BMs.

>>53880471

not if you are shitting a cinder block.

>>53880365
Pensions funds allocating into treasuries is not schizo. now take your meds faggot.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/2/23/what-lies-behind-intermittent-bombing-on-gaza

>>53880387
campbell soup co

Spikes every time inflation or rate rise news comes out. declining volume probably means people waiting for next bit of news

>>53880498
Im talking about you ranting and raving timmy

>>53880427
Https://lichess.org/YB3HRsnq

10 min timer

>>53880506
I've noticed that congress has been buying up stock that is products for poor/frugal people

>>53880382
>he missed Ne2 forking the rook

I have $500,000 in the S&P 500

Am I gonna retire one day

>>53879720
>>53879720
>What household-name companies currently in the S&P don't have the potential to be seen as faded glory?

So it begins.

Next thing you know imports from CHINA will start getting taken off one by one. Before everything is banned from CHINA> US will become a third world shithole. Yall ready to rent your underwear and own nothing?

BYE BYE SOXL.
BYE BYE NVDA
BYE BYE BABA

>>53880603
>after market
>after a SOXL rally
Feels great to be holding SOXS right now

>>53880603
>surprise, it's more investment

>>53880576
I'm not sure about making enough to retire at the current price but the long term trend is up

>>53880603
kek, chink baggies, kek

>>53880576
Have to beat inflation

>>53880603
NOOO my FNGU :((((((((((((((

if consecutive numbers we have at least 10 limit down days in march

>>53880624
give me reasons why it wouldnt be honestly. He is china joe afterall.

>>53880666
checked

>>53880666
>Chinese Jim Brandon in bed with satanic commies

makes sense

>>53880666
He is but the only thing in his head is ice cream so a glownigger waging a covert war with china might have snucj it in front of him

>futures

>>53880162
Soup LETF when?

>>53880615
You jinxed it for yourself, SOXL will pump now.

>>53880603
Watch the recent blockworks episode on this, Biden is trying to get out in front of a bipartisan piece of legislation that targets INVESTMENT into China, not necessarily trade with China. Could have widespread ramifications and backlash.

SOXL trans-ladies I don't feel like a women so much right now...

head and shoulders SML

>>53880546
I didn't miss it. It was his turn and he resigned

I have 20 years until retirement.

200k in VOO
25k in QQQ
15k in riocan
15k in T.to
50k in ZEB.to
And 15k in AQB

I plan to keep DCAing into these evenly at a rate of 30-40k per year.

Am I going to make it bros?

>>53879663
Unfortunately COW has done nothing but stagante. And there are no 3x levered cattle ETFs.

>>53880763
Fishbros...

>>53879402
That shit good
Probably like 5% chicken meat tho

>>53880763
you are ahead of 99% of people in general for your age probably. i dont know if you need that canadian exposure desu but its probably not terrible i suppose.

>>53880777
Im at an average share price of 78 cents

>>53880715
>issue executive order
>congress passes legislation
>vetos it, or forgets
>if he forgets it takes a year to end up before the supreme court to take another L

Baking

>>53880700
I already lost a bit of money on the position though

>>53879607
i have no idea why the fuck anyone is still eating chicken now that pork is cheaper. i can get a rack of pork ribs for $2 a pound and my chinese gf makes em into gods own dinner. but even just slathered with bottled bbq sauce they would be killer. sure chicken is healthier but not when its coated in frozen deepfry breading.

>>53880789
No you're not. You bought 15k at $7.

>>53880787
Im Canadian so I wanted some CAD.

Its mostly for divies and I have a theory that if Canada keeps getting flooded with people realestate and comms companies will just keep growing.

>>53880806
im canadian too and the tsx will do well i think for the next 10 years, financials, mining, energy are all positioned really well. but you could just get this exposure with a simple etf. buy some uranium. also if you want QQQ, look at TEC.to

>>53880802
I will even prove it: the biggest purchase by an individual was the director of the company purchasing 10k usd worth of the stock in the past twelve months. You bought the first leg down after covid mania

>>53880802
I swear im not :( i did start a small position at 3 dollars a share but just kept purchasing shares when it was below a dollar to get where I am.


The fish is gunna make it right?? Right???

>>53880800
Unrealized gains isn't a loss hold that letf to zero and you'll still be gold.

>>53880822
I didnt buy all my shares at once. Ive been buying consistantly since sub 1 dollar

>>53880841
Okay, Sharpe
How about run a profit?

>>53880849
Do you think they will be profitable after ohio is functional? Or do you think they will still need to open more farms to achieve profitability

>>53880801
Pork is haram. Nor is it kosher.

>>53880868

>>53880801
some of us don't have chinese gfs

>>53878031
So what you're saying is two more weeks?

>>53877587
She can be spared from the ovens