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>> No.53875411

Zoomers are not people and I'm tired pretending they are

>> No.53875425

So uhhhh what are we getting at TRH?

>> No.53875426

>>53875411
this. i can't fucking wait for conscription to come back.

>> No.53875429

>>53875402
What's happening here?
Her foot forgot how to walk straight?

>> No.53875436

power hour or sour hour?

>> No.53875437
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53875437

BUY RCEY THEY HAD GREAT EARNINGS AND WILL BUILD NUCLEAR POWER REACTORS

>> No.53875438

Post me the best webm you have

>> No.53875439
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53875439

Pic related is every Texas Roadhouse Couple for anyone still wondering about its demographics, this will be my final post on the topic

>> No.53875446

>>53875429
It's a video where the car is actually a person in costume, and will eventually 'transform' and shock people... but before that can happen that old woman steps weirdly on what looks like a small storm water gutter, so the ground was a bit sloped compared to the flat road she was just previously walking upon.

>> No.53875449
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>>53875438
what do I win?

>> No.53875458

Really tempted to sell AMC at 8 but I held off thinking it might shoot up again after hours and tomorrow, really fucking hope I'm right and I didnt miss selling at the top

>> No.53875459
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>>53875438
>futures

>> No.53875461
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>>53875438
i have a good one of ana de armas but i can't get it under 4MB

>> No.53875465

>>53875426
Will they conscript wizards too, or will I get a pass?

>> No.53875466
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53875466

What's the solution to the Equity Premium Puzzle?

>The equity premium puzzle refers to the inability of an important class of economic models to explain the average equity risk premium (ERP) provided by a diversified portfolio of U.S. equities over that of U.S. Treasury Bills, which has been observed for more than 100 years.

>> No.53875467

>>53875459
is that real wtf

>> No.53875469
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>>53875449
You get nothing!!!

>> No.53875482
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>>53875461
>Ana de Armpit
Droopy dog lookalike, totally overhyped unless she's covered in eyeliner/makeup

>> No.53875485
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>>53875469
but I want something though! I deserve something!

>> No.53875486
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>>53875438
I have dozens and dozens of good animal webm's, I can't rank them

>> No.53875487

>>53875461
>but i can't get it under 4MB
What tools are you using? It's not too hard with ffmpeg

>> No.53875506
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>>53875402
That poor fat woman. This never would've happened if she were on Wegovy® (semaglutide), available from Novo Nordisk (ticker: NVO).

>> No.53875507
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53875507

I also have coomer stuff, of course

>> No.53875509
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>>53875461
Literally had to stop halfway through blade runner and have a fap.

>> No.53875511
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>>53875438
It's a gif but it's still my favorite.

>> No.53875512

>>53875461
this automates all of the command line stuff for ffmpeg
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>> No.53875517

Galt bros

>> No.53875524
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>>53875465
I think you already know the answer to that one, anon.

>> No.53875525

>>53875486
what a legend

>> No.53875528

>>53875461
>>53875512
I also wrote this guide a while back (for Windows users obviously)

>> No.53875534
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>>53875525
name an animal, I give you a good clip

>> No.53875536

>>53875528
I guess I should paste the link too: https://pastebin.com/zjA2UNUV

>> No.53875538

Uh... bullbros?

>> No.53875547

>>53875534
NTA, but you got any good crow ones?

>> No.53875551
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>>53875411
Zoomers are alright desu. They just have it rough because the drugs are so much stronger now. Lifting with kids wearing aggressively sexual animals clothing unironically is pretty peak clown world. I love it

>> No.53875553

>>53875514
Seems like most restaurants missed the memo that the wing shortage is over now. They still charge like the wings are dusted in 24k gold.

>> No.53875558
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>>53875534
bear

>> No.53875557

TIZLA is the only thing keeping the market green. When will that dogshit die

>> No.53875563
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>>53875538
SQQQ bros we gonna make it.

>> No.53875568

>>53875524
Wave mode it is then.

>> No.53875572
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>>53875438
I'll be honest, about half the reason I like this is just the filename.

>> No.53875577
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53875577

I was thinking about doing videos for smg where I use an ai voice to explain why certain stock picks are good and bad, with images and graphics displaying why I think so. I'd make it pretty funny and enjoyable, probably release it on Wednesdays and call it the "Midweek analysis".
Do you guys think you'd be interested or would it be a waste of time?

>> No.53875578
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>>53875547
I don't remember any at a glance

>> No.53875579
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>>53875459
>>53875467

>> No.53875582

>>53875466
Obviously the models are bad. What's there to explain, really?

Most likely they're improperly accounting for inflation, bailouts, population growth, and the large scale acceptance of the population to work at a megacorp that profits at huge margins off their labor.
Compare our stock market performance with the rest of the world, the difference is staggering.

>> No.53875584
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>>53875438
I will not let them memory holed the covid clown show. If you got the shot you should be fucking publicly shamed

>> No.53875586
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>>53875507

>> No.53875589

>>53875579
ok that shit isn't real

>> No.53875592
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>>53875558

>> No.53875597
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53875597

Anyone here buying OXY before markets close? It seems like its going to beat estimates but I'm not 100% sure, thought I'd ask whether anyone else bought some or not.

>> No.53875601
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>>53875592

>> No.53875605

>>53875553
One of the prongs of the WING bear thesis is that WING is bragging about how little control over supply chain shock they have lol.

Volatility on chicken wing prices (to the downside) benefitting WING hugely means that when chicken wing prices go back up, they are exposed to massive supply chain volatility.

>> No.53875606
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>>53875438

>> No.53875608
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>>53875438
A representation of me attempting to trade this market

>> No.53875615
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53875615

Alright I'm mad about the Jews again.

>> No.53875617
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>>53875586

>> No.53875619
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>>53875558
damn, it's Bears Lee

>> No.53875620
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>>53875578
That's OK. Auto-stabilizing bird heads are still very cool.

>> No.53875624

>session lows
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO

>> No.53875625
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>>53875577
that's a cute alberto i suppose

>> No.53875630
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53875630

While you schmucks are grinding away 9-5, I'm sitting on a beach sipping a mojito while British American Tobacco does all the work for me. The view never grows old. #worksmarternotharder #arbitrage

>> No.53875634
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>>53875578
ANIMAL DANCE PARTY!

>> No.53875637
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>>53875617

>> No.53875638

>>53875630
>Windows 11

>> No.53875642

>>53875617
Imagine engaging her in a samurai duel and the winner gets to fuck the loser haha

>> No.53875646
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>>53875547
still no crows, but I found this

>> No.53875647

>>53875625
>Alberto

>> No.53875650

>>53875572
that really hurts my brian anon... stop tit!

>> No.53875651

>>53875486
That was like a damn movie escape

>> No.53875652

>>53875551
Anime*

>> No.53875654

>>53875597
I am bagholding 3000 shares if that makes you feel better. I too hope Vicki for once in her life can squeeze a little magic dust out of her craw.

>> No.53875666
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53875666

Nice ””””””””””recovery””””””””””

Blood red the rest of the week

>> No.53875668
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>>53875547
I have many bird webms, but nothing with crows oddly...

>> No.53875670

how do i check the value of my shares for a private company? Do i have to write a letter to the fuckin CEO?

>> No.53875671

>open nvdia short
>instant profits
D-did I finally time the top of this retard pump?

>> No.53875673

>fake and gay pump getting crushed
You love to see it

>> No.53875676
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>>53875642

>> No.53875680

>Tax breaks worth $412 million could be approved for Tesla in the coming days after the company’s recent announcement of an additional $3.6 billion investment.
>The laws used to give the new tax breaks to Tesla were set up when the company received its initial deal to build its “Gigafactory” in 2014. Those tax breaks added up to $1.3 billion.
>The state is preparing to decide on tax “abatements” — reductions or discounts of tax liabilities (not payments) — that fall under three categories:
>$66.6 million sales tax reduction for 20 years
>$17.6 million Modified Business Tax (Tesla doesn’t pay for 10 years)
>$246 million personal and real property tax (Tesla doesn’t pay for 10 years)
>In addition, Tesla will be reimbursed $81.4 million in sales tax over 20 years through an “economic diversification district” established in 2014.
>The $412 million in tax savings is the third-highest amount provided by the state, behind only the $1.3 billion initial savings on Tesla’s Gigafactory and $750 million in public financing for Allegiant Stadium.

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/tesla-getting-412-million-in-tax-breaks-on-new-3-6-billion-nevada-investment/

>> No.53875681
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53875681

weaker high, will it bounce off the floor again?

>> No.53875683
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53875683

mumu engine is sputtering and backfiring all over the chart

>> No.53875684
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>>53875650
Here, have a palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

>> No.53875685

WING short bhenchodes.

>> No.53875692

>>53875654
>>53875597
no clue. most oil majors/integrated earnings went "sell the news" mode

OXY might be nimble enough to give guidance that's not priced in but IMO the whole sector is gonna chop until Crude decides to rally again in 2H 2023.

>> No.53875696

>>53875670
Well how did you get them? What company?

>> No.53875701
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>>53875439
This sounds about right
>>53875438

>> No.53875712

>>53875680
Good. I'd rather trust the mouse trap poster with $412 million than the government.

>> No.53875717

>>53875439
>tfw i moved to midwest and every white couple looks like this
Unrionically decided i dont like rural america since moving here. They act like the blacks they hate so much.

>> No.53875723

>>53875701
reminds me of the webm where the guy with a machine gun mows down a shit ton of roasties always makes me chuckle

>> No.53875725
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>>53875651

>> No.53875729

>>53875589
>doesn't understand basic physics
sad

>> No.53875733

>>53875717
That is what white couples from Idaho look like sometimes too kek. Why do white chud types love those awkward looking glasses so much

>> No.53875736

>>53875589
Why not?

>> No.53875740

>>53875701
>>53875723
>CoD: Post-Modern Warfare

>> No.53875748

>>53875725
Pound for pound house cats are the toughest animals on the planet

>> No.53875750
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>SPY doomping into close
Heh

>> No.53875753
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>>53875725
that cat put up a good fight, unlike the bulls today.

>> No.53875765

>>53875723
There's just so much going on in this video. The roastie telling him to back the fuck up over and over (which he's doing) yet she follows him anyway and throws her shoe, the mace to the face, the woman in green taking a potshot as he zooms past her, and the total lack of fucks given by all the guys just standing around as he runs away.

>> No.53875774

>>53875615
I've come to this picture like 10 times

>> No.53875778

>>53875765
Chick in the green rando attacking as he's running away pushes it up to an 8/10 for me

>> No.53875779

Someone give me a real answer. What are the chances XELA takes off? I'm thinking of scooping up another few thousand shares.

>> No.53875790

>>53875725
Wtf my cat looks like that

>> No.53875798

Shit day. The crab's winning, I'm losing money, and /smg/ is dicking around with the off-topic posting because of how boring the shit is.

>> No.53875800
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>>53875779

>> No.53875801

SKYT sisters what the FUCK happened today

>> No.53875805
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53875805

You're not going to regret holding your current positions overnight, are you, anon?

>> No.53875811
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>>53875774
For me it's leather mommy Brainard

>> No.53875816
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>>53875790

>> No.53875822
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>>53875805
i've held my positions overnight for the last 10 years

>> No.53875823

>>53875402
I gave up pr0n for lent and to see if my extra memetic energy would positively impact my portfolio. I am down 5%

>> No.53875824
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>>53875811
>>53875774
For me, it's annual Fed sleepover Brainard.

>> No.53875830
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>>53875805
>implying I ever sell

>> No.53875831

I was going to talk shit about my female broker since I bought a TREE put Friday for 70c whose underlying is now down 15% but my put barely rose. Wide ass gap spread fucking it over.

>> No.53875834
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>>53875823

>> No.53875843

>>53875834
That poor cat's seen some shit

>> No.53875849

>>53875801
Gap filled, low volume, someone probably wants in cheaper.
Sorry anon, I can't explain all the movements, just focus on the financials and long term. If it makes you feel better I bought more today at 12.10

>> No.53875853

>>53875805
I'm holding BOIL till April and don't have anything else. Sqqq looking nice tho

>> No.53875855

It's over. Crabbing day is over, bobros.

>> No.53875869
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53875869

I see everything's going back to snib yet again
>>53875816
god I love these cute retarded dumbasses

>> No.53875872

Alright es em gee, why did today’s rally fail and why should i not dump my beer money into calls at close

>> No.53875875
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53875875

I am not an experienced trader. I found this stock and went to analyze it. I'd love some help to find the holes in my analysis. Rip this shit to shreds. This analysis is sourced from a girl asking me what I was doing, so I sperged out on her after she told me she was interested in what I was researching. Thus, it's likely far from perfect.

Evolution Petroleum (EPM): $6.54
I'm researching a company for investment called "Evolution Petroleum Corporation". EPM has a somewhat small but diversified petroleum operation that it's successfully running and growing. The company doesn't develop it's own infrastructure, rather, the company buys existing oil fields from other companies in its sector.

>> No.53875876
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>>53875855

>> No.53875885

>>53875805
>T-Bills at 5%
Of course I am!

>> No.53875890
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>>53875869

>> No.53875898
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>>53875875
On the one hand, this strategy will necessarily dictate that EPM will never have the most profitable operation in existence, as the other developers would keep the best fields for themselves, but that EPM can do "okay' in operations so long as they buy fields that are decent. The advantage of this is that EPM will have lower debt loads and capital expenditures than if it was actually buying the machinery to BOTH develop and run its operations. As a result, EPM has no debt, or at least, very little. However, they're currently spending all of their cash buying new fields in various locations for geographic diversification. The company is also diversified (or as diversified as it could be) in its products, offering Oil, Natural Gas, and NGLs.

The company is trading at a mid-level price over the last year and its valuation metrics are mostly good, perhaps Price/Book could be a little lower. It looks pretty comparable to its competition outside of a MONSTER dividend yield, which can be explained by the manner of its operations requiring historically little CAPEX relative to its sector or debt to pay.

However, this is a unique operation and that reflects in comparisons between EPM and its competition. EPM is the LEAST profitable company in its niche when compared to those with similarly low levels of short interest, and it also has an unusually low FCF margin, roughly 0%. While the company has no debt, it's spending its entire cash flow on expansion, which could be risky in a market with so much geopolitical/regulatory exposure, though not as risky as taking out debt to develop new wells.

>> No.53875906

>>53875875
Looks like their expenses are up and cash is evaporating. Also a bunch of fuckery with "weighted" and "adjusted".

>> No.53875907

I was walking my dog at lunch and some old lady picked up her dog's poop, then chucked the bag to the side of the yard. She made eye contact with me while doing this. I was not sure how to react.

>> No.53875914

>>53875898
Still, I'd be kind of nervous about the fact that everything that comes in, goes out. I like a little bit of a cash buffer, especially in a business that is this exposed to factors completely out of its own control. However, historical norms show this as temporary, and the company is philosophically committed to a conservative strategy in terms of spending, as shown by the lack of debt.

To me, however, considering they are aligned for growth, this seems like a decent buy. Especially when considering that EPM is priced similarly to its competition. EPM's lower risk and dividend do not seem to heavily reflect in its price, and with petroleum firms being well-valued generally, EPM appears to be an especially strong purchase so long as the company's adherence to extremely-conservative spending continues.

>> No.53875919

still up 0.5%, but it feels like bobo won a massive battle today

>> No.53875923
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>>53875907

>> No.53875933

>>53875919
He did as bulls failed to break through critical resistance levels. It's all down hill from here.

>> No.53875935
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>>53875438
Best is hard to choose.

>> No.53875936
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>>53875907
>missing the opportunity to say "uh oh stinkyyyy" while staring her down laughing

>> No.53875948
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53875948

WOOP WOOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gey1PzOjtM&ab_channel=SpecialForces

>> No.53875956
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53875956

Can BTC and Coinbase just fucking dump already and stop cock teasing me.

>> No.53875958

>>53875907
Just stare until she fucks off. Old ladies can be pretty tough so it might not be that easy.

>> No.53875959

went from being down $800 to up $40 today

>> No.53875962

>>53875956
>futures

>> No.53875967
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53875967

>>53875962
>futures

>> No.53875975
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53875975

Sorry this might actually be the best .webm I've got, not the one with the chud macing the roastie

>> No.53875976

>>53875923
>Someone bad happens to someone
>People's first reaction is to laugh and take videos of it rather than help

I hate society.

>> No.53875986
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53875986

I think this is my best webm

>> No.53875995

>>53875958
that's what I did. Fucking weird
>>53875936
damn youre right, that was a missed opportunity

>> No.53875999

>>53875967
My filename for this was "Black man fights systemtic racism"

>> No.53876006

I warned you all about the exit liquidity.

>> No.53876008
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53876008

Move aside everyone. It's a sad one. Sorry if it ruins anyone's day.

>> No.53876014

>>53875831
Kicked out at 1.15 not bad for a degen play

>> No.53876019
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Alright I guess the market is so gay today I have to post animals.

>> No.53876033

>>53875986
The V/H/S series should have been real scary shit like this unironically

>> No.53876052
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>> No.53876062

Theta raped my bussy today.

>> No.53876066
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>> No.53876069

>>53876019
>>53876052
damn these guys got TURBO

>> No.53876083
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>>53876069
Some animals just have dat speed.

>> No.53876084

>>53876066
Hahahaha based cat.

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>>53876062
Then I have a webm just for you

>> No.53876102

>>53876008
fuck this hits

>> No.53876105

>>53876090
BAGGIE NO!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.53876112

>>53876090
That's a man

>> No.53876114

>>53875670
Promotion. options. Not sure i want to doxx myself by telling you the company name.

>> No.53876115

>>53876090
This is a family friendly board, nigger.

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>>53875986
>futures

>> No.53876119

>>53876090
And I get a 3 day ban for off topic

>> No.53876123
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>>53876052

>> No.53876126

>>53876112
actually thats a woman under greek sexuality rules

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>>53876123
>that wake

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>>53876069
>>53876083
gotta go fast
SANIC
>futures

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HOLY SHIT WHEN WILL IT END

>> No.53876144
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>>53876133

>> No.53876159
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53876159

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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>>53876144
God, all cats are so fucking dumb.

>> No.53876163

>>53876159
Not checking

>> No.53876165

Jesus what a shitty spot to close at for bulls. You guys are literally gonna get meat grinded here. Better pray for zoomer media technologies incorporated to beat earnings or we see 390 tomorrow

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>>53876159

>> No.53876172
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53876172

Closed my SKYT 12.5p for March today for a 150% total return. Thanks for shilling your shitco!

Y'all got any more your bullish on? I want a full inverse /smg/ portfolio.

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>>53876160

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>>53876160
Or are ducks just smart?

>> No.53876181

>>53875976
its monkey shit on her face. her life is not in danger.
its hilarious

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>>53876159
+0.04%

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53876188

To the anon that shilled me ZM:

You better be right, motherfucker.

>> No.53876190
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53876190

What causes a huge candle like this right at EOD? I know nothing about charts, I just like having TradingView open to see all the different movements. Big buyers loading up right before close? Massive retail push? Or is it standard for a last-minute candle to look like this?

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53876194

>>53875976
>Noooo, you can't laugh at funny things!

>> No.53876195
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>>53876182
Birds are all over the place in terms of intelligence.

>> No.53876200

>>53876188
Zoom has nowhere to go but down so ofc they'll pump

>> No.53876203
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>>53876179
Dogs need to get their shit together, too.

>> No.53876205

>>53876190
Last candle always looks like this, just algos closing/opening positions for the day.

>> No.53876206

I'm sensing alot of toxic masculinity in the market today, and if I'm honest in this thread as well

>> No.53876207
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53876207

>>53876159
+.76%
Praying VTNR's earnings are good tomorrow morning

>> No.53876208

>>53876190
all the market movement is after hours and right at beginning and end of day. market hours are just algos wrecking theta

>> No.53876221

>>53876159
-0.03%
fitting because my life is goign nowhere fast too

>> No.53876236

God dammit in the past week I've lost over $150k in the year 2030

>> No.53876238

>>53876207
I really want to see what it's like to work at fast food just out of morbid curiosity, but I don't want anyone to see me.

>> No.53876242

>>53876033
V/H/S is cheesy fun. Not a lot of horror movies do that now. '94 was one of the better ones so far too, and I think that's the latest.

>> No.53876247
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53876247

Market is gay. I'm going back to sleep.

>> No.53876250

>>53876236
who invited the real trader?
guys, don't be fucking with us by bringing in real cash. that's just cruel.

>> No.53876254

>>53875402
Fucking hell I'm so unlucky. I bought Nintendo on Thursday. On Friday Citi Bank downgraded today the Goldman Sachs Jews downgraded it. I'm already down 5 percent. I feel like doubling down already but I should just wait

>> No.53876256

>>53876238
The work itself is fine if your coworkers are cool. But dealing with Karens and retards that will relentlessly argue and torment you is pure hell

>> No.53876259

>>53876208
Pretty much this. I blame (((them)))

>> No.53876266

>>53876188
>>53876200
isn't it already up +5%?
Zoom was one of the safest gamblest because they are like at 2014 share price, not much lower they can go

>> No.53876276

>>53876266
I don't see the point in a company like zoom. They have zero moat.

>> No.53876286

>>53876276
lot of shit companies are pumped all the time, I don't care to keep it but I do not mind trading it

>> No.53876297

>>53876266
>>53876276
I'm still figuring out how they took over Skype during the pandemic, it's like it came from nowhere
Skype sucked but Zoom is just as shit

>> No.53876314
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>>53876236
What the fuck anon?!

>> No.53876322

>>53876203
he was just trying to be a good boy

>> No.53876324

>>53876266
Zoom IPOed in 2019 and the price was pretty retarded at the time. Covid saved them.
It's not cheap, but nether is it stupidly expensive at this point.

NVDA released some of the shittiest earnings of all time and pumped back to 20x sales, so the bar for tech earnings right now is on the floor.

>> No.53876325

>>53876159
+1.88%
I'm good.

>> No.53876350
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53876350

>>53876159
Not even worth opening my account. I hate these MF's like you wouldnt believe.

>> No.53876366

>>53875823
>>53875834
Now down 6%. I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

>> No.53876370

>>53876200
Nice call anon, take a bow

>> No.53876418
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53876418

>>53876159
made $1,500 i'm fucking rich

>> No.53876420
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53876420

Thanks to the anon that shilled me ZM. My poorfolio is healing.

>> No.53876427

Will we pump super hard tomorrow? It's my last chance to hit my target for February, since this isn't a leapyear :(

>> No.53876446
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53876446

>+16%
Based TRKA. Expecting a dip to 35c tomorrow but come Wednesday all bets are off. If ya kno ya kno.

>> No.53876449
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>>53876427
No. It's fucking over.
>My books for February

>> No.53876467

CMPS

>> No.53876468

>>53876370
Retail Tech is over built, and imo overbought. Zoom is replaceable Skype is replacable with ViOP, is replacable with your phone is replaceable with being in the same room.

>> No.53876493
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53876493

my bobo thesis lives.

>> No.53876504

>>53875551
Eat shit cane

>> No.53876509

>>53876181
She's an old lady in a wheelchair...

People that film everything are worse than cancer.

>> No.53876522

>>53876143
what the fuck is that

>> No.53876541

>>53876172
I hate that skyt faggot so much it’s unreal.

>> No.53876596

>>53875402
Those Boomer thots will do anything to get some upvotes & clicks. Fucking shameless.

>> No.53876612
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53876612

We need to get hollywood to make a movie called Cocaine Bull (2024)

>> No.53876615

Morgan Brennon is so fucking HOT.

I stroke my cock to her

Tune into cnbc my niggas

>> No.53876636
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53876636

>>53876541
Hey its me anon.
I'm the one who told you to buy SKYT.
Please sell you fucken retard.

>> No.53876641

>>53876612
QUICK SAY THE JINGLE SAY THE JINGLE

>> No.53876655

>>53876636
I warned you to lock profits at $15. You didn't listen. No one ever listens.

>> No.53876670

>>53876655
Kek.
You're fucken retarded if you think I'm selling SKYT for anything under $60.
Sell your shares, please dear god sell your shares.

>> No.53876702

I can't stop buying reits. I need to own everything.

>> No.53876705
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53876705

>>53876159
>XLB: 0.33%
>XLC: 0.32%
>XLE: 0.3%
>XLF: -0.03%
>XLI: 0.89%
>XLK: 0.54%
>XLP: -0.11%
>XLRE: 0.16%
>XLU: -0.68%
>XLV: -0.3%
>XLY: 1.24%

>Me: 0.36%
>YTD: -2.74%

It's good that nat gas found a floor but what I really need is the Nasdaq to collapse.

>> No.53876708
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53876708

>>53876159
Still 100% sqqq

>> No.53876721

>>53876670
Ok.

>> No.53876729

dead general = retail has run out of liquidity

>> No.53876734

>>53876729
More like: retail has run out of attention span

>> No.53876736

>>53876159
Down 2%

>> No.53876738

I need to get into natural brappers tomorrow in ride it out next month if that random littoral who anon with no credentials other than "dude trust me" said he was going to do the same.

>> No.53876760

>>53876702
You might find some at a discount in the coming months

>> No.53876767

>>53876729
Boring days like today usually mean slow threads. It's only ever super busy when we're DOOMPING hard or POOMPING hard.

>> No.53876788

>>53875834
What's going on here?

>> No.53876796

>>53876738
for me its the brappen field

>> No.53876807

>>53876636
I’m hodling forever now just to spite you.

>> No.53876841

>>53876767
Tree died today but market already knew that was going to happen since it shed 5% friday and another 15% today. I barely made 50% on a 30% OTM put.

>> No.53876847
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53876847

>OXY

>> No.53876877
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53876877

>>53876159
+0.18%

>> No.53876902
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53876902

Do we just get another 14 weird days until Powell says .25 bepis and then bull run to be crabbed out at 4200 again?

>> No.53876912

>>53875534
Dodo

>> No.53876913

>>53876902
>Badger_I_Dont_Know.gif

>> No.53876922

>>53876902
>.25 bepis
That would be a 0.0025% increase

>> No.53876928

can i bum a cigarette?
$MO

>> No.53876936

>>53875579
I wish I still had this with audio. The dog makes a weird slobbery dog noise before he appears on camera and that's what draws the camera guys attention then shoots down the slope.

>> No.53876948
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53876948

Zoom up 8,5% aftermarket. How. The. Fuck.

>> No.53876951

>>53876948
AI hype?

>> No.53876960

>>53876922
would that already qualify as a pivot?

>> No.53876965

>>53875725
He deserves a can of tuna

>> No.53876980
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53876980

>>53876922
We need an AI to throw together a script where Powell says it's .25 bepis, a reporter calls him out on it, he checks his notes, and says "oh right, we're actually hiking 25%".

>> No.53876987
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>>53876951
Look anon, I might be retarded as hell, BUT what the hell does zoom have to do with ai?

>> No.53877003
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>>53876987
Pajeets found a way

>> No.53877007
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>>53876980
I'd nut so hard

>> No.53877020
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53877020

>>53877003
I've had enough of this joke of a market.
GN lads.

>> No.53877021

>>53876987
ai will be used to monitor all zoom calls and make sure land acknowledgements and pronoun announcements are correctly made

>> No.53877035

>>53877003
>pajeets
lol
lmao!

>> No.53877037
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53877037

>>53876980

>> No.53877072

>>53876980
I would pay money to watch that bird noise session

>> No.53877085

>>53877003
Every tech company is scrambling to find a way to shoehorn AI into their products, huh?

>> No.53877098
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53877098

>>53875402
today was boring, just a crab salad. Earnings were pretty meh besides Zoom succeeding and TSLA being a wild child.

>> No.53877108

>>53877085
Yes, AI is the new web3 is the new blockchain

>> No.53877116

>>53877085
Well it's not like they can get any intelligence from their employees. Do ho ho ho!

>> No.53877119
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53877119

Another day. Worked during the morning. Napped during the afternoon. More green landed in my account and my Wife cleaned the house. Walked in to a nice clean smell.

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>>53877119

>> No.53877138

>>53875551
>Lifting with kids wearing aggressively sexual animals clothing
what

>> No.53877141
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53877141

RIP

>>53877076
>>53877076
>>53877076

>> No.53877148

>>53876980
I want a Jerome version of Dumbledore posting.

"Based on the current data we will be forced too raise rates 50..."
"You there?!" Jerome asked calmy "Do you not like that huh?! Fine how about 75 basis points!"
As Jerome says this Elizabeth Warren bursts into the room shouting about gibberish about the poor.
Jerome dispatches her with a shuriken he keeps up his sleeve.
"Enough! 500 basis points! I will make you feel pain!"
Reporters are crying and trembling as the floor rumbles.
Jerome rips off his suit and shirt.
"Scratch that 1000 basis points! If the limp dicked president wants to do something about it he can face me!" Jerome states cooly.
At that moment Sir Rothchilde appears in the room he has had enough of Jerome.
Before he can speak Jerome disentigrates Lord Rotchilde with his Fiery stare.
"You refuse to learn! 5000 basis points!"
The ground shakes as the the foolish onlookers melt in writing agony beholding Jerome Powell...

The next day markets dumped 1% before recovering for a .0005% gain on the day a stunning victory for the bulls as the Bears hid in shame.

>> No.53877284

>>53877141
What the fuck man

>> No.53877384
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53877384

>>53877141
>269

>> No.53877405

>>53877384
sex with my wife Osaka!

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>>53875438
>>53877141

>> No.53877731
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I think I will go to PF Changs tonight

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>>53875486

>> No.53877765
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>> No.53877766
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53877766

>futes

>> No.53877800

>>53877141
yikes you are a massive faggit

>> No.53877822
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53877822

>Japanese Industrial Output Prelim MoM

>> No.53877837
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>>53875999
Checked and yeah I remember.
What's the story is is like a demonstration of how a computer removed the opposing boxer?
>>53876160
Yeah.

>> No.53877865
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53877865

>>53877822

>> No.53877907

>>53875592
reversed

>> No.53877940

>>53875907
Discretely follow her to her home, go back later and leave the bag on her porch. Now she knows you know a shitter lives there

>> No.53878010

>>53877731
based

>> No.53878057
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53878057

I would like to formally apologize to /smg/. I used to think you were dummies who gave bad advice, but now I know that you're simply mentally-retarded schizophrenic doomers who haven't taken their meds. I held you to a higher standard when I should have been more empathetic to your condition.
I'm sorry for thinking that you were normal run-of-the-mill idiots, and I apologize.

>> No.53878081
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>> No.53878098
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53878098

>>53878057
KYS

>> No.53878122

>>53878057
and that's a good thing!

>> No.53878138

>>53877837
>me trying to find winning trades

>> No.53878188
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53878188

>>53878138
throw away money in volatility next time

>> No.53878566

Baking.

>> No.53878673

Frying.

>> No.53878722

>>53878188
how does the put side look?

>> No.53880319

>>53875558
is this real?

>> No.53882009

>>53877907
Are you really this retarded?

>> No.53882091

>>53875411
I like fucking their women. Makes them seethe at the sight of a 33 year old millennial BVLL walking down a busy town center or shopping mall with a 20 year old zoomette. Kek

>> No.53882161

>>53882091
Posts on 4chin

>> No.53882251

>>53875534
holy shit the more I watch the more I understand what the whale did, he throws the fish as bait and then it waits and waits for one of the birds to take the bait and catches them

>> No.53883304

>>53882251
>The whale
Rocker doesn't like being called fat

>> No.53883942

>>53882009
Yes anon, you cracked the coke

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>>53882251
It took you more than one watch to realize that?
Yeeesh

>> No.53884111

>>53882251
Anon you literally have the intelligence of one of those birds