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See pic related, reposted by ChainlinkGod team member faggot. It will be that serverless nothingburger thing already available on GitHub, definitely not CCIP. Sorry bros, these nigerians just can't fucking deliver and now they're hyping an "announcement" of an already announced piece of crap

>> No.53869284

CCIP will not launch before 2025.
t. Insider

>> No.53869289
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53869289

>no chain link psyop threads until now
really makes you think

>> No.53869301

>>53869260
See, I told you March 1 will be about Functions.

>> No.53869317

>>53869289
>15-year-old
this guy holds chainlink

>> No.53869330

>>53869260
>already announced
In no way was Functions already announced.

>> No.53869334

>>53869317
kek

>> No.53869340

>>53869330
already announced

>> No.53869343

>>53869340
source?

>> No.53869353
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53869353

OP is a twitterfag with tons of alt accounts btw

>> No.53869358

>>53869343
here 4chan. the shills announced it. they showed the code submitted by chainlinkgod and patrick

>> No.53869368

>>53869358
>here 4chan
kek

>> No.53869374

>>53869368
source on my post being kek worthy

>> No.53869406

>>53869260
Link does a 400 million dollar 400 with 6 zeros volume on a bad day. Bold of you to assume your fud or altacc with 3 followers will make a change on the price. Only thing your fud will change is your mental health thomas.

>> No.53869498

>>53869406
the leak or whatever it was did nothing for the price. a real official announcement is unlikely to do anything either.

>> No.53869504

>>53869498
>a real official announcement is unlikely to do anything either
Well not with that attitude it won't.

>> No.53869505

>>53869301
But they said it was going to be AAAAALPHA. We already know about functions.

>> No.53869516

>>53869406
>Bold of you to assume your fud or altacc with 3 followers will make a change on the price.
>>53869504
>Well not with that attitude it won't.
???

>> No.53869521

>>53869260
pool's closed

>> No.53869524

>>53869505
That alpha tweet was made before even 4channel became generally aware of Functions.

>>53869516
>???
Look up how speculation works.

>> No.53869532

>>53869524
>Look up how speculation works.
It works by dumping BTC?

>> No.53869719

>>53869532
you broke the bot

>> No.53869730

>>53869719
what?

>> No.53869762

>>53869730
>what?
the bot is confused

>> No.53869765

>>53869730
HE SAYS YOU ARE A BOT

PING PONG PLEASE UPDATE YOUR TEXT INTERPRETATION UNIT

>> No.53869772

>>53869762
>>53869765
How bored are you lmao

>> No.53869786

>>53869772
HELLOOO?!
*knocks on bot's head*
>*DING DING DING*
ANYBODY HOME?

>> No.53869796

>>53869786
What the fuck was I even supposed to respond to?
"hurr are you saying speculation works by dumping BTC???"

It's such a nonsense question that only a blatant samefag would pretend it's some kind of gotcha.

>> No.53869811

>>53869796
bot is seething
hmm interesting

>> No.53869835

>dumping btc apparently prevents skynet from taking control
interdasting

>> No.53869837

>>53869796
kek sorry man I just felt like making a back to the future reference
I generally agree with all you've said fwiw

>> No.53869850

>>53869260
good i sold all my link because i needed some money hopefully nothing big happens until next month

>> No.53869856

>>53869837
Biff did nothing wrong

>> No.53869859

>>53869837
are you a bot too?
how is this announcement ALPHA?
>>53731142
>but it was leaked on 4chinz
it was available for all to see on Github 2 weeks ago
it's literally another nothingburger

>> No.53869866

>>53869859
>it was available for all to see on Github 2 weeks ago
The "alpha" tweet about March 1 predates this.

>> No.53869871

>>53869866
checked. and?

>> No.53869875
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>>53869284
Hope they unlock the stake cubes by then. 2025 may be the next bull run year. Really would suck to not be able to sell.

>> No.53869878

>>53869871
I deeply regret engaging with bots

>> No.53869923

>>53869878
question is will this be another coinbase style nothing burger event?

>> No.53869956

>>53869923
it's already dumping so what do you think?

>> No.53869961

>>53869956
i think [feedback]

>> No.53869963

>>53869871
And it was alpha at the time of the tweet.

>> No.53869979

>but we knew about it weeks in advance
>it is alpha
>but we were aware
>it is alpha
>but it's old news
>it is alpha
broken bot
>>53869961
if you value your sanity, start de-risking your position and forget about your link bags, consider them burned money, if it pumps good, if not who cares

>> No.53869992

>>53869979
thanks just sold 100k

>> No.53869999

>>53869992
ok I guess have fun being all-in a lagging alt

>> No.53870014

>>53869999
checked

>> No.53870023

>>53869999
>quad 9s
divine digits have spoken, link is done for

>> No.53870100

>>53870023
no anon, you're supposed to check digits on /biz/ only if they're bullish

>> No.53870625

>>53869353
>duuuuuuude itsthhh a consthpirathyyyyy!!!!

>> No.53870678

>>53869260
Insider here ccip will be released on the 31s dec 2023 at 23:59pm

>> No.53871159

>>53870625
lispy dudeposter tongues my anus

>> No.53871206

>remote workers
>rich off of dumping on retail and live in the sunny Bahamas
>have poor work ethic and waste time on pointless passion projects instead of finishing the important shit
Everytime CLL announce some new meme project, that's 6 months of delays for CCIP

>> No.53871275

>>53871206
>Mixicles
>DECO
>FSS
>CCIP
>Enterprise Layer

You think they're actually releasing these things? Anon I...

>> No.53871289

>>53869260
No shit, anyone who expected CCIP on that announcement and not Chainlink Functions is a certified retard