/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53867205
Thank you for being inclusive.

looks like unbridled euphoria is back on the menu boys!!!

Yandere AI waifus giving you stock market tips!
Yandere AI waifus giving you dating tips (for dating charming AIs)!!
Yandere AI waifus giving you suicide tips when you instead use their AI dating tips to ask out 3D women!!!
Yandere AI waifus giving you wedding tips (mandatory) under threat of running your car into a tree if you don't make them your bride!!!!

>futures

Market bounce after blood red friday seems predictable, in fact I predicted it.

Don't know about you but this makes me want to go out and buy a literal billion shares of Nokia.

Anyone still bearish at this point is a schizo doomer, there are no bearish events that aren't already priced in.

>>53867260
I'm crabbish long term due to 0DTE options now dominating the market

>>53867121
Yield curve average forecast is six months before recession hits. However there are many times where it takes longer. However yield curve inversion always signals recession and no last year doesnt count or theres more on the way since the yield curve inversion has only gotten deeper.

>>53867266
Green-blue. Sign of sadness. Weakness. Market retreat. Retrenchment in old age. Fear. Will DCA all $14M out of NOK starting this week. Long overdue.

I still have dreams of her

>>53867280
What has changed regarding 0DTE options? Why would they dominate when they haven't before?

>>53867281
Usually it's when the yield curve starts to return to normal that you should be worrying.

How do I into hedge funds? I’m an accredited investor. I want to diversify away from the stock market

>>53867291
Shut up, retard. You obviously don't know shit about value investing.

>>53867278
>priced in
Posts like this make me appreciate when we have periods of 4 weeks of just red and crab.

>>53867278
net liquidity is too low for current market, we should be going down for that reason alone

>>53867304
Red-purple. Even worse. Femininity, vulnerability. Frustration. Pretense of novelty. Nokia has no future-a.

>>53867281
>Muh yield curve
The creator of the indicator says it's wrong, sorry boboid, you're going to stay poor.
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/economist-who-invented-the-yield-curve-recession-indicator-says-it-different-this-time-20230105/

3900 by open. see you all in the morning

>>53867313
The market is pricing in a hard landing which is why we dumped incredibly low to below 4000, if the market needs to price in an extremely hard landing it would go to 3500 like October 2022 lows. 3500 would be the absolute generational bottom most doomer recession scenario possible. Why bother trying to time the market if the absolute worst possible downside is 3500? Just keep DCAing now and in the future this dump won't matter.

Tomorrow Bono’s fun stops

>>53867320
>>53867304
>>53867291
>>53867266
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXk-0_rETJ8

Thinking of doing a pair trade, shorting France/Germany in a 2:3 ratio and longing Mexico/India in a 4:1 ratio.

>>53867329

If 350 was the hard landing, then that would mean the landing has already happened.

It hasn't. We are just in a bear market rally which is about to fade away and dump hard. A hard landing really means SPY to sub 250.

A soft landing means spy touches 300 and then comes back up.

>>53867320
You will rue the day you made such an erroneous claim, Sven.

>>53867304
^O<IA

>>53867329
>below 4000 is incredibly low
Sometimes I forget permabulls are real people and /smg/ isn't full of people who acknowledge that soxl is not a longterm hold, but people who desperately need the S and P to go to 5000

>>53867327
The market will bounce/crab tomorrow by half a percent or so. It will keep doing this until it breaks below the support or above the resistance. The support breaking is more likely in the short term.

>>53867359
>soft landing means SPY touches 300
Why are you bobos so delusional? 250 SPY would be a crash equivalent to the 2008 GFC but there is no catalyst for that like the leverage with MBS were back then.
>>53867371
I hold TQQQ, inb4 you try to FUD me with some jewish bullshit about "decay", that's called compounding and it works both ways faggot. TQQQ is unironically the best ETF to hold and the new SPY.

>>53867380
if lower high then yeah the support will go.

>>53867385
>hold tqqq
Unironically what's stopping people like you from swinging between SQQQ and TQQQ? Stubbornness? A belief if you scream enough, you can will the market to a new ATH? Merely being in the red in general

>>53867403
There's a strategy where you buy and hold TQQQ while SPY remains above 200 MA

>>53867403
Being bearish is unironically gross scumbag shit, you're literally profiting from the misery and loss of others. You're betting against progress and America if you're a bearish investor, I unironically want the SEC to ban shorting and leveraged inverse ETFs.

>>53867412
That's called trying to time the market and only a fucking moron would attempt it.

>>53867415
>you're literally profiting from the misery and loss of others
Finance is a zero-sum game, even if it doesn't seem like it. You only win when someone else loses. Even something like corporate growth where it's mutually beneficial eventually manifests as inflation, high GDP, and a strong USD which makes foreign companies and persons suffer

>>53867415
>BEING BULLISH IS CALLED BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING
>YOU CAN'T TRY TO MAKE MONEY OFF THE TRENDS, OKAY?
Okay reddit.

>>53867422
>billionaires who need me to be a retard told me that timing the market is impossible, while they get insider info on when to time the market from literally the fed

>>53867415
don't worry the only people i'm hurting are trading bots.

Wtf my milk tastes really good lately. Is phosgene good for cows?

Baking.

>>53867436
>reddit
Redditors are all permabears, nice projection though. Market timing without insider trading is impossible.

>aussie and asian markets red
>us futures green
whats going on?

>>53867380
We get Berkshire pre-market. Its performing and the guidance is nice.

Are you guys ready for giga dump week?
(No we don't fucking care if you work with them or not, shut up)

Well around 9:30 I got my dead light fixture to finally come back to life. It kept bugging me so I took apart the housing where the ballast is kept to see if any wires were loose. (they weren't). Then I checked the clips that hold the tubes in place. One was a bit loose. So I fixed it. Finally installed the bulbs and flipped the switch off/on several times. Light came on each time. So happy me. Only thing was I couldn't get the center tube to install. Just a bit to long. But considering that the other two put out a fuck load of light by themselves I'm not to bothered.

>>53867447
mouth breathing retard detected

>>53867452
nerds gettin wrecked
America Fuck Yeah!

Uhh, is Elon Musk a furry? Can't wait to see "grassroots" organizations start to sell shit to this demographic once the trannyshit dies off.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1629538776111280130

How the fuck do you profit off of this

>>53867266
NOK
O
K

>>53867473
>no rebuttal
Classic permabobo schizo.

>>53867494
https://news.yahoo.com/retail-investors-record-inflows-us-stock-market-193801422.html
enough said.
you're retarded and uninformed.

>1 year into the big crash
>SPY still around 400

>>53867510
Zoom out

>>53867266
wtf am i looking at

>>53867462
FUCK
I did business with one of those companies about 30 minutes ago

>>53867498
>2 more weeks till Le big crash I will be just like the tranny Michael Cassandra Burry and make Le big short!
I actually hate you permabears so much, I hope you keep shorting and lose all your money.

>>53867291
>>53867304
Inb4 Google it.
WTF is with the colors and predictions
/x/ ?
Colormancy practitioners get the lake .

new investing grandpa just dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg19IYf9N-w&start=266

What are your investment goals? What should mine be? How are you working to achieve your investment goals?

>>53867546
you are a retard.
you do not need to be married to one side. you are still stuck in a false dichotomy, black and white world.

>>53867572
there's only one investing grandpa i care about

Current bonds yield more than twice what the s&p provide as dividends and offers minimal downside risk.

>>53867266
Incredibly bearish

>>53867583
>he trades both sides
lmao. how many accounts have you blown over the years. Only Bulls win in the end. Cope and Mope

>>53867583
Zoom out, markets only go up. Why bother trying to time a 20% possible downside when just DCAing will give similar returns with no luck required on timing.

>>53867385
The catalyst is risk free rate of return us higher on bonds than stocks. Stocks will plummet. Also boomers are going to sell their retirements to cash

>>53867629
>he doesn't understand that we have been cutting interest rates for 40 years

>>53867579
20 BMI and athletic is the perfect human form. We should all strive to be twinks with flat tummies and toned arms/legs.
Verification not required.

reminder god loves all /smg/ posters, even our 'special' friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FlRZFqcTVE

>>53867635
>cutting rates
Yes, and? We'll be going back to 2% or 0% rates in the next couple years once inflation reaches the new 3-4% no landing target.

>>53867321
Powell can jack up the unemployment rate as he keeps increasing rates like his 80s predecessor. Volcker killed US manufacturing. Now we’ll get to see Powell destroy useless tech companies that shouldn’t exist and will have its employees reallocated elsewhere when they blow up

>>53867639
I had 12% bf and 30 bmi in college

Those were the days

just got back from my weekend ayahuasca retreat whats the news? are we pumping or dumping tomorrow. sadly i got no market insights during my trip

>>53867634
shouldn't most boomers be mostly in bonds by now anyway

>>53867663
>30 BMI

>>53867452
nature is healing

>>53867676
They should be in spy puts. Its the only way to beat inflation

>>53867676
>boomers
>making good decisions

Pick one

>>53867676
the only good place for a boomer is in the ground

>>53867658
Inflation is currently averaging 6% with 500bp of rape.

>>53867589
i watched his videos one time
good memories

>>53867679
Do you not understand the concept of 12% bf?

I was 6'4" and 240 you nigger it means I was built like Chris faggot Hemsworth

>>53867665
Ive decided to take the shroompill myself. Waiting on my fungieboys to finish colonizing

>>53867699
That's because rate hikes have a 9 month lag time and therefore they haven't really BTFO inflation yet. The Fed actually hiked too much already.

>>53867711
you will see the lagging effect has on the economy soon
>unemployment up
>defaults up

>>53867703
If you're obese on the BMI scale despite a low BF % then you took roids.

>>53867711
well what can you expect, jerome gets paid less than scoops. i'd do a shit job too out of spite.

>>53867711
The 9 month lag time refers to when they btfo of the economy and markets, midwit.

Then, inflation falls.

You're going to be exit liquidity if you dont sell now.

>>53867711
inflation is increasing again bro cool rate hikes

>>53867720
have some respect for sf fightanon
eh heems junkies and don't afraid of anything

>>53867720
Or swedish by heritage. Never done roids or anything like them

>>53867711
We started hiking 9 month's ago and already flipped back to burning hot.

Should have bought more YANG goddamnit.

>>53867724
>>53867719
>>53867721
>>53867728
>>53867735
All these bearish replies just made me way more bullish, adding more than usual to my TQQQ this week. I hold TQQQ and chainlink by the way.

>>53867751
you can add one of my nutz into your mouth anon

>futures
looking very healthy

>>53867579
these charts should always be broken down by race. no one cares about womanlet fatsos

i might dump JEPI and go into SPXS this week. if the 10y yield keeps rising along with the dollar, i might jump on it.

>>53867751
good. I will think of you, and take joy in your suffering due to your hubris as the market falls
you are now retard chainlink anon.

>>53867266
ita a frog bros
..

>>53867780
>You're retarded for holding the most important asset of the 21st century
Chainlink is unironically worth quadrillions, probably the most important invention since the internet.

>>53867803
>you

>no rocker update tonight
I'm going into the market blind this week, I guess

>>53867807
Chainlinks total market cap will reach over 1 quadrillion as the total value it represents is that of all crypto market caps + all derivative market caps. Have fun staying poor, retard.

>>53867703
you got the faggot part right

>>53867812
Rocker was killed by a wild pack of hebrews press F or S

La da, la da da, la la la
La da, la da di da da, la la la la la
La da, la da da, la la la
La da, la da di da
I got my head out the sunroof
I'm blasting our favorite crashing tunes
I only got one thing on my mind
You got me crashing on the thought of you
You're making me feel tingly
You're more than a bear in my eyes
You got those pretty red paws and you know it
You got me dancing in this sea of red, so let me show it
You are exactly what I want, kinda red kinda of hot
I only got one thing in the back of my mind
I'm feeling like this might be my time to crash
With you, with you, with bobo
crashing with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

La da, la da da, la la la
La da, la da di da da, la la la la la
La da, la da da, la la la
La da, la da di da da da da
La da, la da da, la la la
La da, la da di da da, la la la la la
La da, la da da, la la la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7t54xwDtmk&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA&index=2

>>53867833
Two weeks of no Rocker updates.

>>53867720
My BMI is 18.4. Should I be concerned?

Bobo will be the one.
Still there were tears in your eyes
No more green no more gains
There you were, wild and free
Buying calls like a wild bull
I am holding all the puts
I'll be the one (I'll be the one)
Who will make all your gains gone tonight
I'll be the bear
To steal your gains
I'll be the one
To give you pain and suffering
And make sure that you won't be alright
'Cause my fear is gone
The bears are free
And I want to take you from light to darkness
Reaching out like like a bear paw
A helping hand to make it right
To make these gains gone.

I'll be the one
I'll be the one to hold you tightly in my arms
I can show you the true colors of Red
So baby please...
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
To take your gains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzymu58Gn4&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA&index=3

>>53867711
Noooooooooo! DONT TALK ABOUT THE HIKE LAG

>>53867881
pls b in london

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/ueAqnr_WXKk

https://youtu.be/ueAqnr_WXKk

https://youtu.be/ueAqnr_WXKk

any reason I shouldn't trade UPRO/SQQQ based on MACD and SMA swings?

>>53867916
>24 minutes

>>53867916
You are a degenerate alcoholic gambler.

>>53867836
God I fuckin hate that gay ass song

>>53867916
What's with the phonk intro?
Also, is this an accurate depiction of your interactions with the poor girls at the convenience store you go to?

>>53867461
>>53867462
>Berkshire
>shiddin tree

My money is on people worried about a housing collapse more than being bullish about a ultra-mega cap company continuing to do well, as they should.

Tell me why UUUU is a buy because their financials look like shit.

>>53867579
>"why are white guys dating Asian women?"

Earnings week again. Bullish on NAT, KOS, and MNST. Bearish on Target. What do you anons think?

>>53867921
You're late, but yeah you can still swing trade if you are good.

>>53867302
You could contact a specific hedge fund you want to invest in. You could also look for a financial advisor and, when vetting them, ask if they can help their clients invest in hedge funds (if so, which funds?).

>>53867803
Why would you try and shill shitcoin here

>>53867302
Try factor investing first

>>53867541
a psyop

>>53867970
I still cannot believe Berkshire got out of TSM at $71 when it was at $95 literally two months later. Almost had 50% profit from when they bought at $60

>>53867296
CBOE has S&P 500 weekly options expiring every weekday.
At first (2005), they expired on Fridays. Then they added Mondays and Wednesdays. In 2022, they added Tuesdays and Thursdays.

>>53868021
Are you saying boomers are too low IQ to understand chainlink?

>>53867916
This is a deepfake I have verified it through DAN

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/woman-got-locked-her-apple-163000848.html

>Phone gets stolen
>Thief got into her cloud and stole $10,000
>Apple tech support: Just buy a new one lol

>>53868058
Im saying fuck tulips

>>53867916
Also:
1. How the fuck do you pronounce Nvidia?
2. Also... that image of the body builder with his face in the mirror is an old meme from /fit/

>>53867992
ANYBODY?

>>53867385
>"decay"
Based leveraged ETF long-term holder. People who say they're only for short-term traders are simply mistaken.

>>53867916
Insanely hype intro, Mr. Rocker. When you start a patreon, I'll be the first to donate.
Maybe then you can get an external mic.
>>53868081
>1. How the fuck do you pronounce Nvidia?
Literally like "En-Vid-E-Ah"

>>53867385
d e g l o b a l i z a t i o n

>>53867604
Sure, but dividends are only part of a stock's return. For bonds, the coupon is your entire return.

>>53867589
if he's good at stocks why's he eating eggs?

>>53867992
>>53868092
Tankers are always good but KOS seems like dead money and MNST looks like one of those stocks that's reached a permanently high plateau. We all know how that ends.

>>53867916
Based, thank you Rocker

>>53868173

He's an old man. Old people eat eggs.

>>53868173
Wasn't hix flickr accounted doxxed and he was found out to be a fag with multiple young, latino lovers (literally not making this up)

>>53867703
>6'4"
>240lbs
>12% bf
roiding or in denial

>>53868203
>>53868222
i mean if you're rich you don't care for $3 breakfasts

Tesla up or down this week, gents ?

>rocker finishes telling me about his week
>turn video off
thats all I want to hear

>>53868260
For whatever it's worth, it looks like TLSA's max pain price is slightly up, $197.50.

>>53867415
You are clearly new to trading or are a retail investor with a robinhood account. In either ylcase you're fucking moron >>53867415

>>53867777
Quads of truth say go for it, anon

>>53868260
down
we are going into a bad earnings week where there will be little cushion - earnings will mirror what we've seen so far from companies like DPZ, that the consumer is weak
dollar will continue to rise, yields will continue to rise
stocks will fall, including tesla

>futures

>futures

>muh inflation!
Inflation is down, the fed has done it's job. If it rises they will continue to do their jobs and after a few months of downturn we'll be back in the green

>>53867720
>BMI 29.5
>Wear size 30 waist pants
I don't do roids, not even that big

>>53868436
Let's be honest, it's quarters down, not months.

>>53868436
I want to live in your world of sunshine and sparkles.

>>53868436
>If it rises
It just did though, last month. It'll keep doing it as long as the government keeps spending money they don't have, 2% with rates under double digits may be impossible now as well with the way people are finally stopping the usage of the US dollar as the worlds reserve currency abroad and if they do raise rates that high we enter a recession situation far worse than 2008.

>>53868457
>and if they do raise rates that high we enter a recession situation far worse than 2008.
Delusional nonsense, inflation is at like 5.5%, perfectly manageable by the fed with mild rate hikes with minimal economic damage. and unless you are utterly destitute you won't even notice 5-7% year on year inflation

>>53867647
We rising again

>>53868468
rent has gone up 20%+ across many, many cities in the US - food inflation official +13.5%
people were already living paycheck to paycheck before their monthly costs went sharply up. the interest rate on their debt has also gone up 19% average credit card rate

>>53867665
Up on open, crab until 11:30 AM, Dump until 1:30 PM, then slow creep to finish higher by close.
Check 'em

Whx would I want the market to go up? I'm a net buyer of stocks. It's like buying things on sale.

>>53868454
>over a year into bobo's "big crash"
>SPY is down 15% from all time high
Kek, you losers are gonna be sitting on the sidelines forever.

>>53868504
it takes time, and we are patient :^)

>>53868192
what's your play?

>>53868468
I don't get why we keep having these types of posts regularly. Are you trying to farm bearish sentiment in the hopes that the market will turn green or something?

>>53867916
>jy miko
really makes me ponder

>>53867916
I love the intro. Good shit Hamchad

>>53868536
Earnings (and stock price reactions to them) are always such a coinflip that if I don't have a good reason for a company to do exceptionally well (or shit) that particular quarter, I stay away.

Like I said though, this week, NAT and tankers should be pretty well set due to the Russian oil embargo causing a spike in shipping rates. Every tanker that joins the shadow fleet is one less competitor on the water.

>Futures

>>53868468
>inflation is at like 5.5%, perfectly manageable by the fed with mild rate hikes with minimal economic damage

Has oil bottomed yet?

>>53868486
>It's like buying things on sale.

>>53868632
No wait for 60. Then we 2x to 120

>funds dip below 25k
>have to sell
>get EM call
>funds go above 25k
>EM call about to expire
>place new order too soon and exceed day trade buying power
>get DT call
>funds drop again
>get another EM call

>>53867462
All these shitcos "beating" earnings are going to pump the market so much this week

>>53868632
>>53868661
>Second, the President is announcing that the Administration intends to repurchase crude oil for the SPR when prices are at or below about $67-$72 per barrel, adding to global demand when prices are around that range
Check the charts. Oil keeps bouncing right at the range that the SPR is supposed to be buying at, before being rejected at 80 again when they start new dumps. It will crab indefinitely.

>>53868698
>>53868661
More reliable than that, Cramer expects oil to bottom at 65.

>>53867916
Damn son.
Feb 17, 2023 RW Registration Withdrawal Request
https://dd7pmep5szm19.cloudfront.net/2566/0001628280-23-004094.pdf
Was that intentional?

>>53868698
Almost like sellers expect that a big buyer will absolutely floor.
I can't imagine anyone being a big buyer for oil, for any reason. Who would have some long term planning reason to keep oil?

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>>53868794
We gongo up?

A noob here and I've been wondering.

What are the implications of trading in a kyc exchange? Does the taxman in my country get to know what I'm up to even if the exchange isn't in my country? If I move funds to that exchange as crypto and there's no connection to my bank accounts then am I safe? I have no profits to speak of yet but I wonder how in the long run I can avoid getting fucked in the ass by the taxman.

>>53868820
Why are you asking the stock market general, retard?

Also, reminder, every fucking blockchain is public record (unless you're using The Only Useful crypto).

Day 18 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Currently planning the design modifications to the actuator for the next prototype iteration.

>>53859305

>>53868841
Because I'm a noob retard. I thought this was the general purpose general since all the others are for some shitcoin or something.

>>53868855
Does it say "general purpose general"? How about "crypto exchange noobs general"? No?

Then fuck off and create your own thread. As a bonus that'll draw a larger audience to laugh at your stupidity.

>>53868847
What went wrong with the actuator? Or are you thinking of efficiency improvements?

>>53868868
How am I supposed to learn anything if this is the response I get?

>>53868872

>>53868820
Always pay your taxes.

>>53868881
Taxation is theft

>>53868868
The first iteration was more of a nonfunctional "proof of concept" than anything else. For the sake of expediency, it was designed without some important components that would be needed for it to work well in a real scenario. I did, however, attempt to run it anyway, and will be making some additional changes as a result.

>futures

>>53868687
Maybe, imagine Wendy's of all things beating earnings kek

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1630028695824916481

At market open, I buy 0DTE calls on tech shitcos and short some oil.
Oil chud princesses will be BUCK BROKEN

I shorted nvda at the litteral top . I just cant lose . And boil bros yes we are back

> T. Boil chad who bought at $5

I just went to back to /pol/ to.check on it. It is indeed the world's biggest glow in the dark piece of dogshit that ever existed.

>>53868966
>the world's biggest glow in the dark piece of dogshit that ever existed
>not /k/
Yes, this is a 1PBTID.

>IKEA
>famous for meatballs
>Wants to replace meat with fucking maggots

I hate this timeline, I would be shorting the shit out of IKEA if they were listed.

> OIL

Oil princesses are real quiet right now. what happened to your cockiness ?
Muh oil to $150 muh allah works mysterious ways

>>53868975

>Yes, this is a 1PBTID.

WAS a 1pbtid. Now it's 2 because I just responded to you. Keep up with the times.

>>53868986
inshallah just wait 1 hour

>>53868975

Also, /k/ can't be that bad.

>>53868966
biz is so much better, a light amount of doomer schizo politics, but you actually try to be productive with that and make money instead of trying to shoot up kindergarten

taylor

Tweaked my volume profile calculation code. Gonna write the scanner part over the next half week hopefully. Very excited to fincally use my programming knowledge to try and make me some money with less gambling involved.

>>53868987
I meant me, but now I'm a 2PBTID as well. The glowniggers on that board are fucking psychotic. They realized that wrongthinkers on /k/ were coming from /smg/, so lately they've started raiding these threads too. They fish for personal info and try to figure out all of your posts based on your filenames and hashes. Also they spam pro-Biden permabull bullshit.

>sunday night/mondya morning schizo boomer posting
Some things never change.
Buy 0DTE tech shitco calls, /smg/. And short oil. This is your LAST warning.

Let's see if I can summon them. They chimp out over zerohedge articles especially.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/why-one-strategist-believes-recession-starts-mid-year-thats-when-cutting-begins

>>53869004
>The glowniggers on that board are fucking psychotic.

Yeah they are 100% out of line. /pol/ seemed to be nothing but bad actors. Paid actors. They make the skitzo posters look respectable.

It is truly unbelievable.

>>53869025
https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/former-treasury-secretary-admits-doubts-soft-economic-landing-looks-global-institutions

>>53869004
Take your meds, vatnigger. Normal people are pro Ukraine and anti Russia, there is no agenda. Normal people are also bullish and don't bet against America.

>>53869035
>>53869026
>Zionhedge
Literal vatnigger and permabobo propaganda.

>>53869042
What in is a vatnigger? Also, no one really cares about Ukraine. I'm assuming people on Twitter are paid to pretend they support Ukaraine. It seems very fake and very organized.

>>53869040
>Delusional idiots are also bullish and don't bet against America.

FTFY

>>53869040
>>53869042
15 EBT credits have been deposited into your account, thank you for your service Pvt. Gonzalez-Freeman.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/how-will-markets-respond-ongoing-surprise-turn-economy

DXY is really a shitcoin

>>53869055
Not caring about Ukraine is basically as bad as supporting russia, you're a vatnigger aka a russian supporter or literal shill from russia.
>>53869059
The market only goes up, zoom out. Being bearish requires lucky timing and is a retarded trade to take in literally every situation.
>>53869063
Cope, permabobo doomer faggot. If anyone is a paid shill it's unironically you pro russia faggots.

give me one 1 (UNO) european stock worth investing in
dead fucking continent

>>53869067
Literally nobody said anything about russia OR ukraine. You retarded shills are so obvious.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/morgan-stanley-maybe-time-different

>>53869067
A day is coming soon when the last Ukrainian will be sacrificed for neo liberal globohomo and the world can finally move on from this cold war era, low effort psyop.

>>53869073
Literally every doomer bobo and zionhedge reader supports vatniggers.

>>53869084
What the fuck is a "vatnigger"? Drop your retarded slavspeak and speak english.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/capex-supercycle

>>53869092
Why do you keep linking zionhedge? Nobody takes that permabear russian shill site seriously. I already told you what a vatnigger is, vatnik.

>>53869097
Because literally no sane organic poster would ever chimp out this hard over news articles about the state of the market:

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/three-generations-theory-how-bitcoin-reaches-mass-adoption-60-years

>>53869107
Schizoid conspiracy theories aren't news articles about markets, zionhedge is literally trash and has been permabearish since 2009.

>>53869115
lol

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/goldman-trader-flow-dynamics-here-are-very-negative-until-early-march

>futures

>>53869123
is he okay?

>>53867812
This frog is literally me.

> futures

Huh bobros ?

I hope all of you redditors ITT are loaded up to the hormone induced man-tits in TQQQ calls lmfao.

>>53869160
>redditors
>bullish
Redditors are permabears like you are Mr. Zionhedge reading russian shill.

>>53869069
>dead fucking continent
Always has been since 1945

>>53869181
>just keeps doubling down on being retarded
Post positions. I want to write them down so I know when to laugh at you for being financially ruined.

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/cbdcs-good-bad-downright-ugly

>>53869156
It was a good run, time to buy TQQQ calls

>>53869156
feels like a big bulltrap to me

>>53868986
>>53868989
See ALLAH SAID PUMP

>>53869192
TQQQ, Chainlink, ARKK, BTC, NVDA

>>53869231
holy shit lmao, I know this isn't real but kek

Are Mumus mentally deranged or Bobos? What is going on in the DAX again. As if all the data from friday was forgotten over a weekend. The fun in this game is really gone.

>Do ultra fast delivery "for a fee"
https://www.wsj.com/articles/amazon-expands-same-day-delivery-with-fees-while-battling-slow-growth-344bd3a6

>Walmart beating amazon
https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/02/26/walmart-is-beating-amazon-and-costco-where-it-coun/

I guess AMZN might dump again this week.

>>53869252
Their business model isn't viable under high interest rates.

>>53869248
And why the fuck didn't I just wait shortly until after EU open. Why didn't I expect again such mentally instable behaviour? DAX is like some bipolar gf. I don't want one of these again.

>>53869156
Stfu, US futures are sane, look at DAX and CAC.

>>53869248
>>53869261

didn't you know Germany is getting more poos for IT?

>>53869273
sane? /ES and /NQ popped at 8:00 UTC when the DAX opened

>>53869069
WCH.DE
>huge solar polysilicon production located in USA/Europe
>automotive polymers branch has strong growth
>expanding their biotech contract manufacturing, part of the german governments pandemic readiness program

>>53869248
we will never stop buying

>>53869297
Until you run out of money. :^)

>>53869297
It's as if you are begging the FED to go to 8%.

>>53869248
>>53869261
Bobos are clearly mentally deranged, the market only goes up over time and bearish positions require market timing. Mumu simply buys and then buys more using DCA, he knows that market timing is gambling.

>>53869315
cheaper shares at 8% rates?

i cant wait

>>53869324

>market timing is gambling

get that loser talk outta here.

>>53869324
Lol, how much are you down on ARKK (which you don't actually own btw), glownigger?

>>53869326
8% rates would make the US default. At that point you should be more concerned about bottled water and nonperishable food.

>>53868965
I did the same except I already sold boil

>>53869338
I'm up, I bought it in 2016.

>>53869352
Prove it. I dare you, glownigger. Post timestamp.

>>53869259
Its really not. I won't be surprised if share price drops to $80 again like it did a few months ago. Maybe even lower than that if inflation and interest rates keep rising throughout the year.

https://twitter.com/LPMisesCaucus/status/1630128038389202945

>>53869156
2 sessions, futures being up mildly after dumping the first, biz needs to check yields and Dixie computer where that maid at?

>>53869357
>dox yourself
No, especially not for a literal paid russian shill such as yourself.

uuhhh trka computer?

>>53869345
https://youtu.be/4Qvz4LTYM64?t=98

90% of us debt is fixed rate, 3% is variable, 7% are inflation linked. in addition, not all debt is due at the same time, the average maturity is 7 years. doomers who talk about debt spirals are missing it. guess what happens to bonds taken out at 8% rates? the fed cuts and government takes out debt at 1% to pay off 8% rated debt.

did you really think it was over?

>>53868965
>>53869349
I also sold my BOIL positions. Likely going back into a crab at resistance before some overnight weak weather forecast for 2nd half of March drops it again.

I'll go long when it hits 4 handle again.

>>53869324
>he knows that market timing is gambling.
This proves the market is a ponzi scheme.

>>53869248
Let biz be retards

>>53869377
It's not a ponzi scheme. Its a buy the dip scheme.

>>53869366
maid? you mean baggie?

DXY and Yields need more econ data, and we won't get any until Wed (manufacturing PMI).

Maybe tell the Bank of Japan to stop buying bonds and let the USD steamroll their yield curve control.

>>53869377
gdp goes up as productivity goes up. thats what drives earnings, which drives stock prices

its that easy

>>53869382
>buying the dip
>when the dip keeps on dipping

>>53869386
>what is stagflation

>>53869367
So it's fake then. Thanks for confirming, retard.

>>53869371
Interest payments on the national debt are already bigger than the entire defense budget, retard.

>>53869392
and most fo the debt is low rate so its not an issue? itll be bigger in the future too. it was all time high 50 years ago too. gdp is also at all time highs and will be higher as well.

>>53869388
>thinks all the dips are the same
this why bobo ais a big dumdum.

Bill gates invested over 900 million into Heineken. Guess I will long that shit.

>>53869402
I an't a bobo... I an't a mumu... I know The Dip when I see one and we an't had it yet.

good luck DCA'ing this year dum dum

>>53869377
The real ponzi scheme is the US dollar. Stocks naturally look like a ponzi because they're priced in dollars.

>>53869399
Bond yields follow the interest rates set by the Fed. If the Fed raises rates to 8%, US treasuries will be effectively worthless and the government won't be able to fund their current operations, leading to a default and/or general economic catastrophe. Cool pre-prepared talking points, but they don't work.

>>53869403
>HEINEKEN?! FOOK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!!!!!

maybe Bill Gates just wants to take over a brewery to start making viruses and vaccines on the cheap

>Scientists have created a fully synthesised strain of the coronavirus with brewer’s yeast, according to a new study from Europe.
>This development would help “provide an infectious virus to health authorities and diagnostic laboratories without the need of having access to clinical samples”, said the researchers led by Joerg Jores and Volker Thiel from the University of Bern in Switzerland, in a paper published in Nature on Monday.


https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3083199/synthetic-coronavirus-created-brewers-yeast-comes-research

> nvda up 1% premarket

>>53869499
almost the whole market is up that high. but why?

>>53867266
is nokia /our/ brand now?

This thread has given me a clearer picture as to the purpose and nature of the out of control glownigger psyops. Ever since covid the government is running massive psyops to get retail to BUY LE DIPPERINO, as a way of providing liquidity to help prevent the markets from crashing. But now the executive branch is using these psyops to go against the Fed for political reasons, and Jpow is going to keep tightening until either retail runs out of money or the government goes bankrupt, whichever breaks first. In the end you get another 1929 because of this corrupt bullshit. It's a pump and dump at the highest levels of government.

>>53867230
>Buying shoes on finance at 10,000 APR

Frens, I finally opened an account and bought my first shares. Wanted to do that since years. I know, it's perhaps the worst time right now, but so be it. Will it all crash and take years to recover? I've suffered through worse.

RocketLab bros
Earnings coming up on the 28th

>>53869538
I hope you did not place your positions all at once, that was one of biggest first mistakes I have made

>>53869542
I didn't realize they're public.

>>53867230
>>53869528
20 dollars PER WEEK

if only joggers learnt about 0DTE SPX options and taking a 1K loan to turn that into 20K in ONE week.

>>53869547
Just ten shares of one stock to know how it works and have skin in the game, so to speak. That's it for now. Now is time to think and do my research. There's so much to learn.

>>53869548
Yeah they went public in 2020 when a bunch of other space companies did as well

The majority of those companies haven't even had 1 launch yet and have higher valuations than RKLB, meanwhile RKLB has had more launches than every other small launch provider combined
also they just recently had their first successful launch from US soil so that's 2 continents they have launch capability from

new

>>53869571
>>53869571
>>53869571

LITE went down on some stupid tweet on friday and looks right for a nice quick slurp. A quick in-out if you will.
https://youtu.be/mcOoPhjb26A

>>53869499
Something something AI

>>53869386
Eurozone Economic Confidence Feb: 99.7 (est 101.0; prev 99.9)
- Eurozone industrial Confidence Feb: 0.5 (est 1.8; prev 1.3)
- Eurozone Services Confidence Feb: 9.5 (est 12.1; prev 10.7)

GDP in germany went down, more than expected on friday.

>>53867886
Underrated.

>>53867916
Kys you shill

>>53869345
>would make the US default

>>53869426
>US treasuries will be effectively worthless and the government won't be able to fund their current operations
elaborate
why then and not now?