/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53865187
It's not nice to make fun of people with assburgers.

>>53865187
the only difference between him and you is that he has a job

>>53865187
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I take the BIG BOX at the TOP WAGIE

>>53865187
white privilege.

>PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SOMEBODY HELP
>boomers laughing in the background "hehe"
>I CAAAANT THE MACHINE IS NOT MOOOOVING
>"just go down"
>"PLEASE SOMEBODY PLEEEEEEASE"

>>53865187
lmao what a fat retard

He didnt die

>>53865187
Kek
>roll with it, you're doing good
>OHHH AHHH AAAUURRGGGHHHHH

>>53865187
that fucking nigger in the background
"shes doing good"
and then loughing when he screams for pain

>>53865312
>pick it up again
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH

The box is not that heavy, you can see he can still move it. If it was actually crushing him he would be pressed in place.

Kek this is perfect. What a sperg.

>>53865276
>AHH can't go down the forklift man, box stuck. Outta my way son BOX STUCK BOX STUCK PLEASE I BEG YOU

>>53865187
He didn't die.
>>53865247
Take it up with the people who mismanage retail stores at the corporate level by understaffing and undertraining.

>>53865467
>I CAN EXERCISE YOU THIS COULD BE YOUR PHYS ED

>Using a man lift to take down a box too big to fit in the basket.

What the fuck? Should've listened to the old white man that said, "that's not a good idea".

he did not die and i am disappointed

>>53865815
you're evil

>>53865187
>According to a family member, the object was a set of Allen and Roth patio chairs weighing about 120 pounds, and when the load shifted, the mechanical lift shut off. The employee panicked.

>>53865187
What a faggot

>>53865605
Yeah if an old boomer is telling you that you're doing something unsafe you should probably at least stop and rethink it

>>53866150
>AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHH.......AAAACK.........HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>53866038
>about 120 pounds
>thats just 54kg
LOL
>>53866159
boomers are pissing themselves because its literally just 2 chairs LMAO

>>53865187
He's going to get a huge payday out of this, especially with the people making fun of him.

>>53866292
For what?
He over exaggerated and was just being pissy.
No damage was actually done to him.

in situations where a black guy is recording you and also giving words of encouragement, it is recommended to immediately stop what you're doing, exit the scene, and in almost all situations, always do exactly the opposite of what the black guy is suggesting.

>>53866311
He can say his neck hurts, hostile work environment, humiliation, they didn't give him proper training on the lift, any personal injury lawyer would be able to get him a settlement from Lowes.

>>53865187
Average chud bodytype

>>53866403
dude its just 2 chairs, look he could even adjust his glasses

>>53866266
120lbs ohp on some goofed-up ass boxshape is insane for like 99% of the population...even lmao1pl8 strict is pretty good by commercial gym standards. If I were the guy in the box I'd probably just stand by to get fucking roasted on YouTube forever, but I guess if they sell it right there could be a big payout?

>>53866451
>120lbs ohp on some goofed-up ass boxshape is insane for like 99% of the population...
its literally just 2 chairs and he doesnt seem to be severely disabled
>if they sell it right there could be a big payout?
he wont get anything, maybe fired for being a dumbass

this made boomers shit and piss

>>53865187
you just know this sperg was forced out of his neet cave to get this job by his parents

>>53865187
is that one of those tranny workers?

>>53866427
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>53865187
Not my...

>>53866403
Na these box stores have literally millions on retainers for lawyers, they fight tooth and nail to even lose a dime.
Walmarts famous for never ever settling.
Soros injected a ton of money into lowes to prevent them from collapsing I just quit working there few months back, there's absolutely zero safety or training it's so common literally nobody is trained and you can use that as a merit for not settling because the next guy (management) don't know how to even use the machines.

>>53865187
Gokuesque in his agony

>>53865187
Lmao this guy's getting a big pay out for a box the weight of a small child

>>53867769
It's a zoomer with little experience. Fuck that shit, I remember being fresh out of school at my first real job being tooled by sociopathic boomers, it taught me to watch my back and not to trust anybody, especially HR, less so the management. On the flip side I learned to control my emotions and not fuck up so much under pressure, and also to detect ten steps ahead when I am about to get fucked over.
If you have a job, do what you can to learn as much as you can about how the process works and how business is done. Make connections, build real friendships, and get to know who is a big spender at the business. Break compartmentalization if you have to. This is how you invest in yourself and build equity in yourself as a businessman later on.
This is a long shot, but if you can figure out how to make what your company makes, not in terms of money, but in terms of product or service, make your own company and product/service and try to poach as many of their customers as possible if your boss is a dickhead. Make sure you do this in a state where noncompetes are unenforceable. THIS is the real intrigue and how business is done. This is also where relationships are either strengthened or broken, so be prepared, and don't just jump in headfirst; know whom you are about to do business with and feel out with whom they are most likely to do business, you or your boss. IF you can make an offer that is cheaper with no real discernable downsides, you might win, or you might lose, depending on how the counterparty feels even that day. Be careful.

>>53867824
>free aspartame slop
BASED

>nigger: just do it bro be yourself
>whitcel: blood curdling screams

everyone involved in this is completely pathetic

>>53868004
keep comin down
you can't be scared

>FR FR THIS 10KG BOX IS CRUSHING ME TO DEATH! I' AIN'T BUSSIN

>>53867824
old diet pepsi had sucralose

>AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAACK HELP HEEEEEEEEELP SERGEY HELP HEEEEEEEELP I CANT I SELL PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SOMEBODY PUMP
>THE PRICE IS NOT MOVING PLEASE SOMEBODY

>>53868039
kek, someone make a proper edit

>>53868049
better?

>>53868106
KEK

this entire thread lmao
my sides

>>53868106
OOOOOH LINKIIIIEEEEEEEEES

>>53868106

>>53868227
perfect

>>53865229
yup

>>53867930

It's absolutely surreal how they see someone under the age of 25 and will do anything they can to fuck you over. They'll demand you break every rule in the book if it's even slightly convenient for them. They need the thing now, the right machine is unavailable, so fuck it. You go up there and get it or it's insubordination. When shit goes south they'll insist that they told you not to and they'll be believed.

Disgusting behavior. The behavior almost entirely evaporates once you turn 25 too. It's entirely some psychotic impulse that causes these people to try and destroy the young.

>>53866038
>Won't lift something at weighing half of his body weight
>Didn't use legs to lift
>Sounds of agony are just feminine physical exertion groans
>Lifts it anyway but refuses to lower the lift

>>53868334
Im sorry your boss yelled at you for being a fag zoom zoom

>>53865187
Dude it's a fucking chair or whatever it can't weigh more than 200 lbs

>>53868227
It should actually have sergey sitting on top of the box.

>>53868334
>They need the thing now, the right machine is unavailable, so fuck it. You go up there and get it or it's insubordination. When shit goes south they'll insist that they told you not to and they'll be believed.
The one thing that could save you in this regard is getting that order in writing, but that isn't always doable.
>>53868374
>Im sorry your boss yelled at you for being a fag zoom zoom
At least he has a job and is collecting skills and connections and isn't praying to some coincidental ancient egyptian chaos god that the next post he makes will be recognized by repeating digits on the post number and that it will pump his bags. I used to do that back in 2013 and I'm glad I cured myself of this shit.

>>53868227
JUST KEEP COMIN' DOWN

>>53865246
don't forget to have them put it back after you inspect it at ground level and say it's missing some feature you need

Looks like he just got scared lol He wasn't in any danger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE1oIhSgTgI
The world is a better place because of the white man.

>>53868543
>that order in writing,
They'd just fire you for lack of productivity and then some boomer middle class fag of a judge would figure it's the same now as it was in 70s so you need to tighten up your shoe laces.

>>53868227
Kek

>>53868227
Kek

>>53867894
>the weight of a small child
in Murica? maybe..
120lbs is the difference between 'before and after' in picrel.

The world is a better place because of the white man.

It's honestly bullshit that these guys get paid so little while the evil fucking company owners and upper management rake in all the dough. I actually went to pick up a shed from Lowes last summer and we had to take it off like a tall ass shelf and it was friggin dangerous trying to get that thing down, it weighed over 200 pounds. We needed 3 guys to do it cause one guy had to guide the thing while me and the other guy lowered it down. You could easily injure yourself at a job like this, most of the shit they have is extremely heavy and hard to move

>>53868747
Uh, maybe not stapling oversize 200lb cartons high on racks would solve most issues. That shit should be on a pallet, and moved with a forklift. And '3 guys' should be nowhere fucking near 200lbs, nevermind directly underneath.

>>53868106
Ahahahahahahaha! Omg this thread is gold lol

>>53865467
YOU'RE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>>53865815
He had an ego and spiritual death tho

>>53868770
Yah, they shouldn't be storing heavy stuff like that on a shelf but I guess they don't have the room so they need to. Honestly they were supposed to get the fork lift but we just said fuck it. Initially me and the one kid slid the shed out and started lowering it but we would have had to let it drop down into our hands cause the shelf was too high for us to comfortably take it down and my mom started freaking out at us so we stopped, it was pretty sketchy

>>53868227
Topkek

>>53868039
>>53868106
>>53868227

Somebody please make a Linkie edit with sound. Be sure to add an effect that makes it obvious price is dumping.

Shit would be the funniest biz related video in a year or so

>>53867930
>less so the management.
Found the do nothing manager.

>>53865187
OOOH WAGGGIEEEEEEE

>>53868334
>Disgusting behavior. The behavior almost entirely evaporates once you turn 25 too. It's entirely some psychotic impulse that causes these people to try and destroy the young.
Old people are upset they're gonna die soon.

>>53868227
saved

>>53868641
>The world is a better place because of the white man.
No, And white men did not build anything.

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>>53865187
All the boomers laughing in the video or in comments are making me sick to the stomach. Literal slaves being proud of being good box lifters and mocking someone who could've legit being stuck or endangered, you can tell the wagie wasn't trained and nobody cared. Absolute human trash and bottom feeder people who think their word or existence has meaning because they lived longer.

Pathetic, worthless filth. I never felt comfier having 6 figures to my name and knowing I can enjoy my 20s compared to these vapid soulless empty husks.

>>53869258
Lot of words for an AI.
Needs fine tuning.

>>53869264
>t.seething old fart

>>53865467
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>>53868804

Amazing, truly based.

>crushed to death
>the own link you posted says nothing happened
?

>>53865815
he experienced something worse. he is now a laughing stock of the world

>>53865187
I keep coming back to this because his reaction is just so funny

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbTrSXSxW_s

>>53870388
toppest of keks, nice dubs too

>>53870388
checked

>>53870388
Kek. Amazing

>>53865187
he unironically is on the spectrum and/or looking to sue, this is embarrassing, the box is 50 pounds max

>>53865187
>That's not a good idea

>>53870388
Checked and I laughed long and out loud.
Great start point.
Kino.

>>53865187
>If that was me, I'd have just lifted that thing over head because I'm an alpha

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>>53870622
Checked and kekked

>>53865440
exactly. he's just an aspie having a panic attack

>>53870662
I don't look like this and don't say this.

>this whole fucking thread
Somebody archive this shit and make more shoops please

>>53865187
These are just the risks a wagie has to accept with any job kek

>>53865187
I'm the weird one for not laughing at another person's misery
I guess the average person in 2023 is a sociopath

>>53865187
crushed to death by loxx

>>53870388
Best post this year so far, Bogdanoff lives in the blockchain

>>53870867
Here at 4channel.org we like to joke around and have fun. Perhaps a site more focused on sincere discussions of current events would suit you better. Visit reddit.com for more info

>>53870867
Anon, did you know? It's super cool to be mean to people, just like everyone's favorite "ITS JUST A ORANK BRO" YouTube stars.

>>53870910
>They don't know in super edgy and dark because. I say swears on 4chan

Isn't work place safety preventing others from clear dangerous situations? I vaguely recall reading something about that in safety rules when I almost took a job one time. Everybody just standing around watching that take place are likely in big trouble

>>53869101
>Found the do nothing manager.
>Hurr durr bait effortposters because my life is devoid of meaning
At least I don't lie to myself thinking my shitcoin bag will pump. You are all kinds of fucked in the head.

>>53865187
>The nigger telling him to just do it
>The whitey telling him its not a good idea
>The boomer laughing at him
>Another boomer employee whos apparent job is to watch others do their job
>The aspie panic attack
>The fact that the box was only 120lbs
>The fact the box was too big for the lift

This video has it all.

>>53868651
>They'd just fire you for lack of productivity
Demanding an order in writing is a fair fucking request, and it prevents petty retards from pushing you around and then dumping the blame on you when shit goes sideways. That or wear a wire or a hidden camera so long as you have a single party consent state. Soon as management fucks with you, start recording and take them to court.

>>53866512
You’re literally retarded. Not internet insult retarded. Your IQ is probably 65-70. You clearly can’t read and your posts are incoherent.

>>53866451
I dunno bro looks more like incline press to me, 1pl8 should be fine really

>>53868227

>>53865229
https://www.businessinsider.com/lowes-employee-resigns-tiktok-shows-him-struggling-with-box-2023-2?amp
Not anymore kek

>>53870677
Checking blessed sevens in blessed thread. Sergey will deliver us and lift these heavy cubes off of us, amen.

>>53870388
lol thats messed up

>>53868227
amazing

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>>53870388
Perfect m8

>lift doesn't work if anyone is close so noone can even help

lol
and some nigger filming the whole thing
welcome to America

the fag wasn't even hurt either...
the biggest joke is how they can't have proper equipment because retarded wagies keep killing themselves

>>53870662
I would have gotten the fork lift and quit when the boomers don't let me operate it because i'm not "trained"

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haygDzf_Uo

>>53865187
He didn't die and was never in any genuine danger. The thing he is lifting is probably 50 lbs max, about the weight of an average sized dog.

>>53870867
>misery
He was sperging out over nothing.

>>53873351
the whole issue happened because the boomer walked up to "Help" and stopped the lift from coming down all the way lol

>>53865187
kek that's a "he" ? judging from the high pitched whelping I thought it was a woman.

>>53871125
>only 120lbs
I mean 60 kilos isn’t that bad but it isn’t exactly light for someone who doesn’t exercise.

>>53865187
zoomers are such whiny faggots. I know being whiny when you are in your teens is normal but once you reach 20+ you shouldn't be acting like that.

>>53865229
>has a job
they'll make his corpse keep waging?

>>53868227
NIIIICCCOOOOOOO

>>53868334
The important takeaway always is: "never listen to old people. Ever."

>>53868334
Is this a copypasta?

>>53866810
Your a good lil goy anon, you have my permission to stay up an extra 20 minutes.

>>53873922
die old fart

>>53870388
Mass repliers get the rope but that's actually funny as fuck

>>53865187
>>53870388
this is why i come to this board

>>53873922
Checked and based

>>53874882
>t. pic related

>>53865246
based

>>53868106
top kek fren

>>53865187
>screaming in pain like he's losing a limb
>a few seconds later can move just fine

What a fucking pussy

Which one of you faggots was this?

>>53875868
you're already dying
your opinion means shit

>>53870662
would john oliver really say this?

>>53870388
>The guy in plad just standing there at the end.
lol, this board still has hope.

>>53876030
HELP HELP HELP HELP IM DYING HERE
*adjusts position, pushes glasses back up*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53868227
I KNOW I’VE LET YOU DOWN
I’VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>>53873253
Yeah I was watching the video and thought he was literally being crushed to death…almost broke down crying at it…then I read the article and it’s 120 lbs and the nigga wasn’t even hurt. Glad he’s ok, but damn what a bitch ass nigga.

>>53876129
Kek so are you Zoomie... and your opinion will never mean shit since you're such a weak spineless generation.

>>53865187
Is this an AI voice over?

>>53876486
no AI could ever deliver like this whiny autismo did. he should get a fucking oscar or two for the performance.

>>53865187
The person is recording because he knew the kid was going to fuck up. Bunch of assholes.

>>53876486
>>53876540
Unironically could start a voice acting career specializing in voicing pink wojaks screams.

>>53871880
>resigns
kek
I think it's called quitting if you aren't at least in upper management.

>>53865187
Holy shit white people are so fucking lame he shrieks like a damn girl for no reason HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53876295
As if anyone gives a fuck about millennial opinions either.

>>53877233
cope, I've heard black guys screech like this.

>>53866038
>only 120 pounds
lol

>>53865187

honestly this shit is hilarious. when i was younger i absolutely worked some shit job but even at the time i KNEW working for minimum wage was a scam (though i was still an idiot). it's amazing how serious some people take these jobs especially when theyre young and shouldnt care

>>53877700
You're confusing my opinion with facts, your approval is not required.

>>53868227
>>53870388
Fucking kek I love this subreddit

>>53877947
Have you ever lifted 120 overhead? I dont think anyone on this board who isn't a /fit/ crossposter ever has and the delusions are very telling

>>53870388
...what is that Linkie even getting crushed by? His lack of gains? kek

>>53878205
I have (and more), and I don't blame the young guy for panicking a bit. Especially if he's not used to that kind of weight. I think that everyone should at least learn to handle weight properly, even if they're not a lifter. He should have let the box rest/balance against the picker, while he stayed on one side keeping it up. That's way easier than trying to shoulder the entire thing and getting crushed
>t.lifter that used to work in retail when he was younger

>>53868004
IS THAT YOU BOX BOY???

Probably should have started him in building materials to build some strength. Do you have to hit a safety to make it drop?

>>53866038
I've used these style of lifts before. Basic rule of thumb is that the load must fit on that silver platform. If it doesn't fit, you don't use it. Simple as. This retard didn't follow the rules. The safety warnings are typically listed on the machine as well.

bump

I'm a Menard's Chad, can't imagine working at Lowe's or Cuck Depot

>>53865187
He's literally being crushed by a 100+ pound box and his co-workers are laughing at him. what the fuck?

>>53878206
the weight of his bags

>>53880867
Nigger it's 50 pounds MAX, 100 pounds or more, they need two people. He is likely on the spectrum and freaked out because he is literally fucking retarded

>>53880955
It's 100 pounds. I looked the chair up.
https://www.lowes.com/pd/allen-roth-A-R-Pointer-Ridge-2-CT-SWVL-GLDR/5002070483
2 chairs per a box, each weighing 47 pounds. The kid picked up a 100 pound box, it started to crush him because he was too weak to lift it, and instead of helping him, his co-workers are laughing at him, like it's a fucking joke. Well, it won't be funny if he fucking died, which very well could've happened if he lost his grip.

>>53876056
Every once in a while, I get reminded why I come here

GET IT DOWN WAGIE

>>53865187
Why can’t we just be hunters and gatherers what the fuck was so wrong about living off the land

>>53870662

if it was me, i'd have said i am not getting that clearly oversized box down on a tiny lift. i bet they had a more appropriate lift than that. if it was a problem a manager wagie or one of the dumb boomers can do it. no one can 'force' you to go up on a lift and bring down a 100 lb box

>>53880983
>if he fucking died
>if he lost his grip

holy fuck go back

>>53881056
Empathy is a human trait. I don't see the humor in a teen being crushed by a hundred pound box while his co-workers laugh at him instead of trying to help. It's abhorrent and evil behavior.

>>53865187
Strongest White male

>>53881073
It's very funny and that kid is a dumbfuck out of shape faggot that didn't even read the instructions on the machine about load balancing. I guarantee everyone was laughing at them because they hate that fucking sperg and they gave him a hard task to do because they knew he'd whelp out and be a bitch and they could all have a laugh at his expense and hopefully either bully him into quitting as a result or at least shame him enough he stopped being a fucking moron if he was brave enough to stay around. The world is tired of carrying the deadweight of sperged out zoomzooms. Deal with it or die.

>>53881294
why dont you get up and lift a 120lbs big box mr manly?

heres a hint, its a lot nastier than holding 2 comfortable to grip dumbbelss.

>>53881358
>can't handle 120lbs overhead
Absolute whelp retard tier.

>>53881378
Post body.

>>53866451
Are you dumb? 1pl8 is 130lbs.

>>53870867
Same. Everyone’s saying “oh he’s fine” but if he was really being killed they’d still be laughing and that guy would still be filming someone suffering and dying and then decide to post it for everyone to see. People filming make me insanely angry.

PLEASE

>>53871880
KEK

That box is like 50 pounds i saw the original reddit post

And no i wont go back

This is why strong people are more useful, they're also harder to kill and generally live longer

He would’ve died if it was in china

1pbtid fags now realize that if they can get 4chinz data quite easily with just a bit of schadenfreude

>>53866038
>eh they don't match my deck. You can put em back

Everyone in this thread is laughing (on the side of niggers who recorded this) but he'll be laughing all they way to the bank for physical and psychological trauma.
All he has to say is that one of his superiors was also laughing and he's a millionaire.

>>53882469
good for him if he gets some money out of this but these psychological traumas and the humiliation stay forever, he will have to carry that weight

>>53865187
this rules. more people should die by box. listen faggots buy h[o]p r[a]bb[i]t or the boxes are coming for you...

>>53873510
If a buddy of mine died under a barbell of 120 lbs I would load on a few more 45s before anyone came. That’s fucking embarrassing

>>53868106
Lmfao

>>53870662
I unironically would but most of you obviously couldn’t
T. 70 kg OHP

>>53868227
My fucking sides