/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53864177
god I wish I was jewish

>>53864177
inb4 you're stressed and constantly fuck everything up because you have no qualifications.

I make 6 figures leasing farmland I inherited, and more than that in asset appreciation. Get into the office tomorrow wagie.

>>53864177
>Oh nephew! Come in this room! This well hung African American man wants to have us as a client! Time to earn your salary!

>anons bragging about waging on /biz
Getting real cozy out here, bobros.

This has nothing to do with sucking though (literally or metaphorically). It's just plain old-fashioned nepotism, which is how most of the wealthy operate.
Congrats, I guess?

>>53864177
Based OP.

My uncle died in a nude skydiving car accident and I inherited $500m cash without having to do any stressful (((work))).

>>53864208
He said it's only gonna be like 15 hours a week. I'm an undergrad right now so basically he just wants me to get some experience and and start saving up some money before I go to law school.

>>53864208
>>53864228
It's a salary not a wage

>>53864322
Being on salary used to be a status symbol. Man how things have changed.

>>53864371
It hasn't changed.

>>53864177
congrats on the cushy job

>>53864177
>rich *gay* uncle.
FTFY. Can't back out now.

>>53864489
He has a wife and kids but ok.