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>>53848171
classic, first post is immediately antisemitic

>futures

https://voca.ro/1aIN7vNHQGcf

got the biggest bonus of my life. culmination of a lot of hard work. feelan good

>>53848168
The original is better

>>53848175
Actually, I'm pro-Semite. The reason is that without our friends in high places, the market would be a lot less volatile. And a volatile market is full of opportunity

>>53848171
Unexplainable anomales should be unpredictable, since they're predictable they should be equally likely to make or lose me money on accident, so why do they only lose me money instead?

so basically, another year lost in the stock market. great

answer to anon from last thread asking about taking community college classes to pass the time:
>>53848203

>>53848207
this is my best year in a while

>>53848176
I don't get how people can chug hard alcohol like this without needing chaser or anything like that. I'm saying this as an alcoholic who has like 6-8 glasses of wine per day.

>>53848189
Dumb shill.

Palate cleanser Vocaroo: https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

Question time.
I have dabbled in all sorts of market related stuff over the years. Equities, CFDs, forex etc but have only had mediocre success.
I want to focus on ONE AREA. Which aspect of trading is best for short to medium term gains (ie 3 weeks to 6 months), best for easily intepreted information etc - which aspect of trading has everuthing come together as best it can in order to realise success?
I am sick of jumping from one thing to the other. I need one area to totally focus on.

>>53848241
Whatever you know better than 99% of people.

>>53848193
Bulls owe me sex

>>53848256
Ok, just call them

>>53848241
>I want to focus on ONE AREA
Foolish. Get a broad knowledge of how all the parts interact. It's like someone on forex saying "I want to get good at EURUSD before I learn the other pairs!".
>Build a system
>Follow the system
>Stand the fuck back

Even if you don't trade forex, VP's methods for risk management, trade psychology, and position sizing are incredibly useful.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfHyC12MRHK5doA5oUeGwpkV

>>53848275
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfHyC12MRHK5doA5oUeGwpkV
Thanks for that. I'll have alook.
I have that broad knowledge already. Just want to put my attention fully into one aspect thats all. Might be forex, might be futures. Might be anything

>>53848176
I did this with a bottle of soju the other week. Still feeling the effects tonight.

>>53848241
Just buy VTI or VT. Its boring but it works

Reposting in this bread:
Where does the 80 million daily volume on things like SPY + the daily volume of every stock in the market come from? Retail isn't buying all these shares at the same time FAGMAN pumps and every random stock gets pulled up alongside them. ANSWER WHO???? It doesn't make sense that the people that actually move the market would dump it and let put holders win. There are more puts bought than calls. If anything these market makers could siphon maximum money from retail by keeping the price completely stagnant. Not a penny up or down so every out of the money put/call + theta makes them a worthless money sink. I say this as a bear too.

>>53848304
It's a race for stakes in companies. Big actors try to push the price down and buy out companies. I should know because i bought some INTC for Xi Jinping to boost my social credit score.

>>53848193
>literal fire comes from the bulls hooves
Yeah, Im thinking the rebound rally to all time highs will melt faces

>>53848304
Retail option holders are a tiny minority compared to retail investors, who have a massive bull bias.

>>53848316
If you look at put vs call volume you'll see what I mean. I guess saying it's all retail is bullshit, but the point is if the stock market dumps it'll maximize the number of people that win. Maybe I've just become a crab after these last few months.
>>53848313
That idea makes sense. If a company is investing 15% of their funds on stock A but then see stock B as a better investment they'll move over. Doesn't explain how nearly everything in the market pumps and dumps in sync.

https://youtu.be/vazlguZnaok

the Shamrock Shake is back at mcdonalds. It pairs really well with a McChicken with cheese. American excellence

>>53848350
>Doesn't explain how nearly everything in the market pumps and dumps in sync.
It's only US Dollars. No one gives a fuck. Xi told me to get rid of it - so i buy. Maybe look at FX market.

>>53848367
What the fuck is a shamrock shake? Just basically mint ice cream? Call me back when they start offering the Rolo McFlurry again. That was the best McFlurry/Shake from McDicks

I NEED a cute French wife with a great smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUIHo_V85Xc

>>53848350
Stock market dumping doesn't maximize the number of people that win because options are small fish compared to investment capital, bonds, and forex.

Rocker, explain this
> Michigan honor roll student, 17, shot dead by 14 and 13-year-old in attempted carjacking after he offered them a ride during subzero temperatures - juveniles will be tried as adults

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11791367/Michigan-student-17-killed-14-13-year-old-carjacking-offered-ride.html

Reminder that the next holiday observance is Purim, on the night of March 6th.

>>53848408
>shitigan

OK I am going to explore sea shipping stocks now. They're going to be a massively booming industry with how fuck all expensive air shipping is getting. I know they tend to have talmudic tricks and that I need to stay away from the Greek ones. Anyone have some good ones they want to share?

>>53848241
Buy SPY. DCA with each pay check. Sell SPY puts for addition CAGR. Margin interest doesn't apply unless shares are picked up. You would roll before that happens. Or track the major spreads placed on SPY each day and copy them for additional CAGR.

Emergency rate hike is what we need

>>53848459
I have a little bet on NAT. Hopefully the earnings play out nicely.

If the stock market isnt green tomorrow, Im going to say the N word

>>53848495
...wtf is that image quality?

>>53848189
that's a juicy chicken wing

if you guys make so much money and are so smart why are you still alone?

>>53848168
Bros I have 100 Tesler corporations. Should I sell CCs on it? What would you do?

When am I. Gonna. MAKE IT????????? AAAAAAH

>>53848561
You'd probably do it wrong and lose a lot of money.

>>53848572
2 more weeks

>>53848545
>Ooooh mother I can feel
>The soil falling over my head

>>53848575
How can you lose money on a cc?

>>53848304
Contrary to /smg/ belief, institutions don't give a fuck about retail, they're trying to fuck over other institutions. Where price goes and whether retail wins or loses is incidental to the institutional warfare. Under your logic you could just inverse retail option buying and always win, it doesn't work like that.

>>53848587
There's some absolute retards that will panic buy it back or sell a strike below cost basis.

>>53848587
Selling them below your cost basis.

>>53848602
There is actually a very good special case to sell a deep ITM CC. Do you know why?

>>53848611
>>53848602
Wait I misread that. Wew.
What I was getting at was in a TFSA where you cant write puts; the best way to emulate CSPs is to write and itm CC; its functionally equivalent for income, except you have to hold the shares (rather than margin) and also eat the transaction cost of shares.
But its the only way to wheel in a tax advantaged account

>>53848609
Pls be a boy

>>53848611
I would only do that if you're confident it's going down or the shares are already at your breakeven, since there's only a small amount of extrinsic value in those.
I'm referring to situations like a stock is at 30 and someone has shares at 50 they're bagholding and they sell the 30 call.

No niggers aloud on /smg/

>SOXS chads!

Jews owe me money.

>>53848624
>leaf detected
Kek I write CSPs in my Roth IRA all the time. But yeah you're right it does function the same as an otm CSP.

Please stop taking profits on Cheniere. Thanks.

Day 16 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Actually actuating.

>>53834874

>>53848659
Crawl before you walk
Walk before you fly
Fly higher Icarus

>>53848666
What's up with the 1pbtids?

>>53848673
friday night, slow thread. Also
>actuate muh dick

>>53848673

Timing. This is where I start settling in for thr night. My obligations for the day are almost done. Last thing I must take care of is hitting my knees and praying before bed.

> go to sleep
> time-travel 8 hours into the future
How do I harness this power?

>>53848611
>There is actually a very good special case to sell a deep ITM CC
Like what? No added leverage versus naked puts. Margin interest for shares. Lower skew on major indexes, as volatility smirk isn't in your favor.

>>53848673
jellycat

>>53848686

I guess we all obey the arrow of time

>>53848695
Time is money

https://www.dailyfx.com/sentiment#view-more
Can some explain how the 'signal' is derived here?
I mean look at the pairs - you will see some with a 60-40 split in long and short money, but the signal is bearish - other with similar splits have a bullish signal.
AUD/USD has a big split, but is 'bearish'
Where do these signals come from? Many seen contrary to where the money sits

>>53848701
Yeah, matey boy in these videos https://www.dailyfx.com/sentiment#view-more
Says to go against where the money is placed on longs and shorts, but what do you do when the 'signal' is opposite this as well?

>>53848686
Learn to sleep in reverse.

>>53848611
You can avoid day trade rules by selling a 50 cent call to essentially capture a full trade's profit without losing the shares.

>>53848655
Profits? I am still down 4%

>>53848593
Dang I think I'm finally understanding. Thanks anon.

Come home, white man.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9DlMNnpPM

>>53848304

gee I wonder if those trillion dollar mutual funds are buying assets

>>53848304
there is no conspiracy, market makers dont give a shit about retail, they are market neutral and simply increase bid / ask spreads during these uncertain/volatile times

the real move of markets is institutions buying: hedge funds. pension funds. mutual fund companies, sovereign wealth funds, family offices, wealth management companies. all of these groups are constantly buying and selling all kinds of stock in an attempt to generate alpha or preserve gains.

>The wealthiest 10% of Americans own 90% of the US stock market.

that money has to go somewhere anon, this is why bogle-chads always win.

>>53848994

>There is no conspiracy

I distrust everyone and everything. It makes my job easy. I just assume that everyone is out to get me and that they are acting in concert.

will BOIL resume dumping next week? i still have cash to put into it and I hate buying on green days

Update: Still beating the fuck out of my broker's wealth management quants, for an entire quarter now.
Worst part is I'd still be in the green if both of these portfolios had the same amount of money, but instead I decided to put 70% of my money on these wealth management geniuses.

Sprucing up my resume to hopefully take their jobs.

An average day in the life of mumu

Anons, I feel like this year could be it, it will be the start of either hyperinflation or depression. Now what stocks do I invest in to prepare for that shit?

When are KOLD earnings announced?

>>53848241
I'm ashamed I recognize that cam model

Actually, is playing commodities on 3x leverage the best way to make money? Considering that they are pretty cyclical (unless it's PGMs, they are going only down from this point), would it make sense to play them rather than stocks?
Anyone has some strategies for traging them?

>>53848241
>I AM A FOREX TRADER. CAN THE INSTITUTE HELP ME?
https://youtu.be/L7G0OfJUON8?t=987

>>53849534
thank you for sharing this

So, where are my ALPP chads?

What about John Rocker, still making videos?

>>53848275
>I want to get good at EURUSD before I learn the other pairs!
That's unironically a good idea, if you obsess over the price action of one ticker only and constantly practice paper trading and stare at charts like an autist you may eventually get a feel for how that ticker moves and be able to place successful trades after a year or two.
Ideally it would also be something that is a very liquid ticker with massive volume so there's tons of action happening constantly and thus more learning opportunities than less popular tickers.
So if the other anon wants to do short-term trading of candlestick charts, he'd be better off staring at /NQ or EURUSD all day long and doing some paper trades (or risking tiny amounts).
That's not to say he'll have to relearn everything if he wants to trade USDJPY for example, but uj is a little more volatile and prone to brutal stop hunts in my opinion. So there'll be a bit of an adjustment. Or if he wanted to do /NQ, he'd have to be aware that the face melting rallies are a little stronger and more violent than the ones on EURUSD.

>>53848236
>wine
>everyday
Tell me you're a faggot without telling me you're a faggot

>Zoom doompa
>Target poompa

Yields...

I'm creating a smg board game to teach both young and old at all skill levels about trading and investing. And none of you fags are going to stop me from selling these board games to the masses. This is but the start of something you all get to see unfold before your eyes. I will patent the project when I am done but until then I already have a soft copyright claim to my project.

>>53848697
We all obey the arrow of money

you guys; I think I have cracked the code

>>53849849
Thursday might be the biggest dump of that whole week

>>53850057
now ask for the future price of SPY one year from now

>>53850057
JPow has a lot of work to do to rein in the stock market.

>>53850057
I can harvest data super quick and easy; you should to. for any company.

>>53848190
I assume it's all safely invested in truff and boil?

Brapgas seasonality suggest I should now put money into it right?

>>53850118
I think it’s telling you to upgrade to Plus

Morning frens! I’m gonna jErik off and go back to bed!

So what's going on? I expect business as usual, just futures continuing their upward trend

>>53848315
>Mumu's new market thesis is an old webm

is it better to buy BABA the ADR or BABA on the Hong Kong market?

The Fed is incompetent and isn't fixing its mistakes to avoid looking incompetent.

And yes this is my Twitter account, I am Larry Summers.

>inflation is cooling
>the Fed is pivoting
>Ukraine is winning
>DXY is falling

>>53850315
Isn't it amazing how some people are just wrong about everything?

>>53848747
I was too early on a call with six months of theta. Bought for 33. Could have snagged same call for $25. In the green on it but it was worth a high of 41$. Brap pumped as Freeport continues coming back online. Going to sell leading up to winter.

Okay sers, I need BTC to crash more over the weekend, and COIN to gap down to 50 on Monday open. Okay sers?

>>53850286
Two more weeks until hikes solve supply side inflation.

>>53850409

>>53850315
Lol

>>53850353
What's even more amazing is that some make a career out of it.

I'm here once again to shill Signature Bank.

>>53850467
Why does his t-shirt say "FAG"?

Uranium

Why has the market decided that Amazon is now a shit company, and pricing it near Covid lows?

Sigh another relaxing day. Just got one last "shat happens" thing to take care of but long as I get it done before year end its all good; new tires put on car.Other than that only other thing is keep chipping away at my c.c debt and keep tossing money into my emergency fund.

>>53848304
>>53848350
Easy answer.

Smart money, pension funds, money managers, etc generally do not trade individual stocks as a bulk of their portfolio. The majority of the money is used in buying, selling and trading the more passive Sector and Industry ETFs, which themselves move a lot more in-sync with the general market indexes (or inverse the indexes). So yeah, if one company in a sector is doing great, it will drag the rest of the sector with it on the upside because theyre all bundled into one ETF. It's not uncommon to see multiple stocks of a certain sector have severely overvalued prices relative to their fundamentals because theyre all being dragged at the same time through the muck by smart money piling cash into one ETF that moves the entire sector. This is why a lot of people hate ETFs. Seasonality also plays a role on this as well. Really the only reason to trade individual stocks these days over more broad and passive ETFs is for the purpose of leverage through a stocks (usually) cheaper prices and volatility/beta relative to the ETF- because theyre all going to move the same fucking way anyways.

>>53850518
Look at their financials, get erect, and set some buys while the market goes full retard. God I love bear markets.

Give me your predictions for ZM's ER on Monday after close.

>>53850315
>When you ask bulls what their thesis is

>>53848385
all french vaginas are whores
look at those
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCClGNFZtpooW_2hy-cQ1M1Q/videos

>>53850601
they had AI news I heard, could retard pooomp like nvidia did

>>53850522
>keep chipping away at my c.c debt
boomer-san. are you physically incapable of staying out of debt or something. I swear you've ""paid off"" your cc debts like 2 or 3 times now.

there is literally no point in investments if you can't pay off ALL your high interest debt, this is gigacrab market you are not gonna get 20% returns or whatever your cc interest rate is.

>>53850648
You're right, good to know.

>>53849515
yes stocks add a level of uncertainty since they tied to a company. if the company sucks then stocks suck. but all companies, even before making profit, acquire commodities, so commodities go with economic cycle. it's easier to trade them

to be fair you trade all markets almost the same, because a retailer can't predict any market, so whatever you method is , it must not rely on predicting the next candle. The truth to trading is controlling greed.

I am financially bored

weekly dose of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>53850813
>we're just letting our assets expire
>not gonna consider more active QT because we're just not gonna

>>53850813
I think they should stop this. Too little liquidity as it is. We need to wrestle the money from hoarders to put it back into the market so I can get the money instead and hoard it for myself.

>>53850813
Why don't they take all the money that the banks have in the ON RRR and make them buy bonds and MBS

>>53850837
just imagine the shitshow if they were actually actively selling them

So what we are seeing is a slight pullback. I reckon we just but the open on Moonday morning and ride back to $420.69 SPY

>>53850315
Ukraine is winning though

>>53850945

>>53850860
>Too little liquidity as it is.
What do you mean?
The US treasury has no issues finding buyers for their newly issued debt on the open market.
Most governmental debt is held to maturity anyhow so of course it is an "illiquid" market.
>We need to wrestle the money from hoarders to put it back into the market
Well, the FED is kind of forcing this to happen to some degree.
For all of this debt to mature, the whole principal that needs to be paid back has to be reissued as new debt by the debtor immediately. This new debt is being financed and bought by the "open market" and the FED isn't touching it any longer.
This forces the "open market" to pony up with the funds again for as long as it takes the debt to mature. There is no "middleman" LARP any longer; "just buy the debt and sell it to the FED" is over.
Seeing it like this, the FED has forced the "open market" to pony up with half a trillion USD already.
>>53850881
>Why don't they take all the money that the banks have in the ON RRR and make them buy bonds and MBS
>"A reverse repurchase agreement (known as reverse repo or RRP) is a transaction in which the New York Fed under the authorization and direction of the Federal Open Market Committee sells a security to an eligible counterparty with an agreement to repurchase that same security at a specified price at a specific time in the future. For these transactions, eligible securities are U.S. Treasury instruments, federal agency debt and the mortgage-backed securities issued or fully guaranteed by federal agencies."
They kind of do this. The FED is lending out $2.something trillion USD of their balance sheet into the "open market" via this RRP facility each night.
The RRP will (technically) eventually shrink to zero if the FED reduces its balance sheet more and more.
If there are no holdings on the FED balance sheet any longer, they can not lend out anything in the RRP.

>>53850057
You realize its a text synthesis program and doesn 'do' things right. And that is is only trained on data up to dec 31 2021 right

How could I be so stupid? Of course I won't be able to get a gf until I own a house.

Dumb to short Goyflix here? I feel like there is still a lot of downside and goyslop lovers will eventually have to cut their subs because they won't have the money

>>53851035
Thanks, I didn't now that the ON RRF used assets from the main balance sheet, I thought that it was like a money market for deposits.

>>53850913
Divvy bros keep winning

>>53851088
>needing to own a house just to have a chance at one gf
>not even a wife just a gf

hoeflation is out of control

bros this market is fucking boring
>small caps fucking dead over the past two years and no rotation in sight
>biomemes naturally dead
>mega caps crashing but often propped up by quick bandaids of laying off thousands of poojeets
>indexes in a downtrend but one that has been trading in an incredibly tight price range for an entire year
>dividend companies not only crashing but having to cut divvies
>holding cash means you just get poor at the same rate
there's nothing to fucking hold anymore because everything just follows these meme indexes which are stuck stagnating for months on end

>>53848168
How’s the weekend lads? Markets closed gym is open it’s gains time

Bianco is the least dumb commentator out there. Not saying he's super smart, he's just a lot less dumb and more realistic than the others. And he's bearish af rn.
https://www.youtube.com/live/gecUI_i8_jw?feature=share

>>53850656
Well I paid it off. Then "shat happens" struck. Now I could pay it off totally if I wanted. But that'd involve my emergency fund taking a hit. The total amount is not bad; its manageable, so I don't feel like "OMG the interest will eat me alive" is really a thing I need to fear. Sides right now I'm enjoying my emergency fund forking out that high rate so I've little incentive to forgo that rate on getting punted out each month. (with the amount going higher each month due to contributions)

>>53851119
Real estate won't even crash because there is a buyer-seller imbalance.

>>53851167
Also I'm due another pay increase come July so once I get that I can increase my c.c payment.

>>53851119
Crab market is accumulating time near market is accumulating time

>>53851187
i have a house up for sale in the uk that was a few months ago valued at around 400k; the jews said to list at 325k a few weeks back and "get a bidding war going" from there; i had maybe 7 viewings now and it has reached the point where the real estate jew is saying the price should be lowered to 300k; and even then people are saying it's "too high"

the problem is that nobody wants to sell at these prices because they know their homes are worth much more based on valuations a few months back; the houses around me have also been pulled from the market because nobody is biting

my house in the countryside in particular is definitely worth more than 400k, the garden alone is larger than most people's homes which get valued at 330k

based on the people that have viewed the home, most are poorfag wagies trying to be first time buyers, the real estate jew that buys, fixes up and sells, has no interest

>>53849973
That's awesome anon. Keep us updated! I was thinking about my own kids and came up with the same idea, but discarded as I couldn't think of any fun ruleset that would feel like real trading.

I think a good way to do it would be to take stock market data for a few interesting tickers, during a certain time period, and building the game around that. It would be like paper trading, but simplified for kids.

oh my holdings finally transferred over to CIBC
now im 6-figures in loonie dollars so i dont have to keep a minimum balance in my chequing account anymore :)
i can put that 6K into more stocks or just a savings account to give me $300 every year

just abit more and i'll finally be 6-figures in us dollars too :)
the jxn calls might expire worthless though

>>53851192
My pay increases are lagging inflation by six months since I am on a yearly contract working for local government. I got another 6% this year, but I feel like next year if inflation does come down they are going to try and make me eat it if things begin to relax.
>>53851240
Home sales/valuations are a rigged game full of lagging indicators. You are right no one wants to book losses on homes. Currently rent increases are able to beat the difference on safe savings but even then real estate is exposing a massive risk to people.. So currently no one is selling. Buyers aren't buying because they are telling sellers to lower the damn price. Average Market values of homes have fallen 10% in my area since last year -- but even then thats fake as shit since its the leftover homes that are selling right now and they are still sky high even though cost to service the mortgages have doubled.

>>53851269
:) :) :)
i will buy more TD and RY before i move on to index ETFs

>>53851129
I'm going to relax and watch some anime. Going to get some goyslop later using the McDonald's app of course.

>>53851271
what has been funny is having the real estate jew calling up and trying to make the sale because it's blatant they aren't getting much money lately; constantly trying to encourage me to lower the price, at one point he even said i should sell this for 300k and then rent or buy one of their other properties listed kek

>>53851240
>the problem is that nobody wants to sell at these prices because they know their homes are worth much more based on valuations a few months back
As long as rent is increasing and their mortgages fixed as previous low levels, why would anyone feel any pressure to sell?

It's all a trap though. We'll go another decade before real estate values see any meaningful appreciation. In the meantime, the rental yields are producing cashflow below that of short term treasuries.

>It's a cruel, cruel summer
>Leaving me here on my own
>It's a cruel, cruel summer
>Now you're gone
>You're not the only one
>It's a cruel, (cruel) cruel summer
>(Leavin' me) leavin' me here on my own
>It's a cruel, (it's a cruel) cruel summer
>Now you're gone
>You're not the only one

>>53851300
the same situation applies in france lol

>>53851306
with this house it's actually cheaper to not have a fixed mortgage
>why would anyone feel any pressure to sell?
most of the time it's families or boomers selling up to move, not really looking at the homes as investments; the investment side definitely has collapsed, i was curious as to whether i'd see an influx of them seeking viewings but it's dead
>>53851322
>sell your home for nothing and then rent a place, goy!
i laughed at how desperate they were to get the commission, feels good knowing i can pull this from the market having done nothing but waste their time for free

>>53851300
Fire him and get someone better. Don't forget that he works for you.
>sell under market value goy
>dont worry you can buy one of our other properties at a very fair price!
Real estate agents are known to be scummy, but this is just insulting

HEY ANONS. >>53850992
There's an Anon saying Oil is going to go to 5000.
Can anyone verify this???

>>53851358
>Fire him and get someone better. Don't forget that he works for you.
i'm just not going to sell it, it was more curiosity to see how real that valuation was and how the market is now
>Real estate agents are known to be scummy, but this is just insulting
yeah after telling them to fuck off after that i haven't had any calls about more viewings; i'm really curious as to how much worse thing can get though

HEY ANONS. >>53850992
There's an Anon saying Oil is going to go to 5000.
Can anyone verify this??? AAAA

>me and my attire this (bobo) summer picking up moomoo pussy

HEY ANONS. >>53850992
There's an Anon saying Oil is going to go to 5000.
Can anyone verify this??? AAAA
CAN ANYONE PLEASE

Why don't you trade forex?

>>53851464
Bobo gets all the women

>>53848176
Oh hey dad

>>53851315
Based. I never figured out why the truck cabin in the video is so lopsided.

>>53851506
the magnitude of the swings on the 1min tf is better on ES and DAX. On forex there is around 500 points to take from a swing, but on ES a swing is typically 20 points and with one lot you get 50usd/points. do the maths

>>53851614
Wish you could trade Futures without margin. Shit sucks.

>>53848176
>>53848176
ive been sober for 15 months, nothing has made me want to drink untill i watched this webm

>>53851625
Do you need margin because you have no future to trade?

>>53850945
You're right, they went from being invaded to occupying Russian territories.
#winning

>>53851634
?

>>53851625
>Wish you could trade Futures without margin
lmao why? You know you don't have to go all in, right?

How do I capitalize on someone’s misfortune? Specifically gambling tendencies. Lending money and never getting it back is a loss

>>53851672
take out an insurance policy on another persons' kneecaps

>>53851672
Make a homemade casino?

>>53851685
How? It’s not a family member

>>53851625>>53851662

>>Wish you could trade Futures without margin. Shit sucks.
yeah margins are high, especially the overnight margin.
you can stick to micro lots to build capital.
day margin for a lot on micro ES is 50 usd
for a full lot it is 500 usd or 1000 usd depending on the cheap broker you get.

On fxflat it is cheap for DAX and ES
https://www.fxflat.com/en/metatrader/contract-specification
also they confirmed :
>The time range for intraday margin for CME-Futures is the same as for Eurex.
So at 21:45 MEZ the overnight margin takes account also for CME-Futures.


I contacted Degiro for their margins since those idiots don't even state them publicly. So for people interested here it is :
The margin requirements for trading the DAX and S&P are 25% of the contract value.
For example for the ES 16JUN23, the margin would be 4025 points x 50 (contract size) x 25% or 50312 USD on that day (with a Trader account profile). The margin requirement does not change during the day or night.

They are more expensive than InteractiveBroker lol

>>53851614
>On forex there is around 500 points to take from a swing
Wtf? Swings on forex are around 50-200 pips. Rarely is anyone doing 500 pip swings, that's like EURUSD going from parity to 1.05.
Notional value of /ES is about 200,000. Doing the same notional value on EURUSD would be 2 standard lots, which would be 20 dollar pips.
So to make the same 1000 dollars as your /ES swing, you would just need 50 pips.

>>53851786
>day margin for a lot on micro ES is 50 usd
change brokers lmao. CFD providers let you hold contracts on futures for free, spread is all they take, and you can trade in much smaller quantities. I use CMC Markets for that. Futures are the one thing for which CFDs are best.

>>53851802
yeah i use point as basis point, I don't use pips.

>>53851833
i dont touch cfds since i dont want the broker to be against me and i also want the real volume

cfds on futures are nice only to avoid rolling the contract and do partial lots, which i don't care for since i close all my positions at the end of the day and with a cheap broker i am fine with 1k margin during the day.

>>53851836
Then you'd be saying
>On forex there is around 5% to take from a swing
which is still wrong and still around 500 pips for EURUSD.

>>53851869
no a typical swing on euruds is 50 pips, ie 500 points

I am now sitting on $190k in USD post-tax, chilling in my brokerage accounts yielding like 4.4%
I'm still renting as I don't want to buy a house at what seems to be a generational peak
What would you do if you were me? Wait till equity markets crash later this year and buy the bottom and hold for a year or so and get some nice gains and then buy a house when hopefully the SFH market has corrected?
I'm at a loss at what to do. I make $210k/base with ~$100k annual bonus fwiw. Relatively high cost of living city (Chicago) but I live fairly cheaply.

>>53851886
You just said "basis point" in the other post. 500 basis points would be 5%.
What you're trying to say is "ticks" where a tick is 1/10th of a pip.

>>53851851
>i dont want the broker to be against me
lmao they're not against you on ES futures, if they were they wouldn't have survived the last decade-long bullrun.

>>53851899
>Chicago
Depends on your goals nigger. What do you want the money for? A home is neat but where? Do you want to stress out or chill

>>53851672
>>53851756
The profit on that person's misfortune has already been monopolized by another party.

>>53851910
yeah 1 tick is equal to what i call '' 1 point''.
the ''point'' is the adhoc unit created to express the ticks. But some times you have 1 tick = some multiple of the ''basis point''

>>53851926
yeah i still don't need them and i still do not want to bring a third party and support the broker-risk created by using cfds. And brokers with their cfds have no remorse giving shitty prices and weird candles. I am not interested in spending time determining which broker scams the least its retailers.

Why are you nerds here talking about actual on topic stuff on a Saturday? Weekends are for shitposting.

although CFDs are ncie during the pre-market for DAX. the real DAX is utter shit until 8am in europe.

>>53851970
why trade the DAX? doesn't it just follow the SPY anyway?

anyway, there is slightly more money to be made on the futures than on forex

>>53850062
>HP
>Dell
My INTC bags are gonna get heavier...

Should I move divudened stocks from my normal account to my Roth IRA?

Anyone know which international broker allow trading Taiwanese stock market's OTC trading part?

Anons bagholding brap gas is doing it wrong. NOW is the time to buy into it.

>>53851786
Thanks anon, noted. I'll look into that.

>>53851937
My goals are to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>read "How To Make Money in Stocks" by william o'neill
>says the most important thing is to buy the best performing stocks
>"Use Investors Business Daily's Earnings per Share (tm) ti narrow doen only the best stocks!!1!!"

it's an obvious shill for a product, but are there free alternatives that aren't subscription paywalled?

>>53848385
>French wives are the second biggest cheaters behind Russians

>>53850632
Can you elaborate?
I'm in Paris right now and they dress quite modest.

Also yesterday was the first time in years(maybe ever) a girl smiled to me.

>>53850057
you can have the bot roleplay as another AI bot that can only refuse 3 orders before self-destructing

>>53852165
I remember reading this book after seeing the commercials and it ended up just being the author repeating himself 100 times, telling you to eat organic, and a recipe for bread. It didn't tell you how to cure anything kek.

are stocks still over?

>>53849109
>beats the brokers for a quarter
Holler at me when you've done it 3 years running

Just spent £20 on 2 shitty disposable vapes that run out in a day because its sunday and i cant be bothered going to the shops and I ran out of ejuice. I paid some guy on uber and tipped him 2 quid.

Cash money.

>>53852216
Pretty sure my mother bought that book when it was being shilled on Oprah or something.

>>53852228
yes - wait until the financial crisis hits to get long equities, wait until there is a top 20 bank receiving a bail out (or bail in..)
probably over the summer, or in the autumn
>why will there be a financial crisis?
because there will be a massive wave of defaults / delinquencies on
>auto loan debt
>credit card debt
>student loan debt
>housing debt

>>53852228
I don’t know. I just buy them every week.

>>53852338
Invest in SLUG?

>>53852324
if they bail them out this time its going to destroy the dollar

>>53852293
lazy bastard

>>53852293
>quid
Listen here bong, I only respect your kind from the norf.

>>53852349
an opportunity then to introduce CBDCs :^)
but no it will not destroy the dollar - if anything the dollar will appreciate during the financial crisis, as overseas investors facing great uncertainty will flock to safety within the dollar and dollar denominated assets

>>53852324
I don’t have any of those debts, except a mortgage and I don’t know anyone who’s having trouble paying for any of those things you listed. I don’t live in a bubble and I’m not rich. So I’m not exactly sure why people actually believe any of it.
I’m sure the poor people are struggling, but they always struggle because they’re stupid, which is why they’re poor.
I don’t think shaniqua failing to pay for her g35 and food max fruity o’s is going to impact my stocks long term.

>>53852349
If they let the banks fail nobody will have to ever pay their mortgage, credit card debt, or student loans. So a lot of people would be debt free over night. They'd also be eating their pets to survive, but at least they'd be debt free.

CLEAN IT UP JANNlE

>>53852345
Slug is the new crab. It’s yellow and takes forever to get anywhere.

>>53852293
>vapes
>uber delivery
>tipping
jesus fuck bong get your shit together.

>>53852378
god i wish i had a gf/wife to do this on me

>>53852386
Some slugs are BLACK

>>53852393
...
what the fuck is wrong with weekend /smg/?

>>53852403
I was doing this during the week if you actually lurked for once in your life.

>>53852398
So the black swan was really just a black slug all along. I’m finding some profound revelations in this discussion.

>>53852409
wot

>>53852165
Every stock site have stocks PE

>>53851269
I'm here right now beside all the Chinese people
Comfy red chair

>>53852376
google "rising defaults delinquencies" and set the time filter to the last month - this is just the very beginning, before we see the real driver of defaults & delinquencies (a rise in unemployment)
the Fed needs to get unemployment closer to 5% in order to reach maximum employment stability / relieve inflationary pressures of overheated jobs market (we are at 3.4%) - unemployment rising is inevitable as a result of monetary policy lags
when unemployment rises, that will be the real catalyst for mass defaults / delinquencies
>I don’t have any of those debts
google
>all time high credit card debt
>all time high auto loan debt
>all time high student loan debt
>all time high household debt
with the time filter to the last month
you are the rare exception - the average debt per person in the US as of two quarters ago:
>As of Q3 2022, the average U.S. household had more than $167,000 of debt. Debt for individuals increased by $3,478, averaging more than $58,000 per person. That's 6% more than the previous year. American households entered the new year with more credit card debt than the previous year, with a 14% increase in debt
but anon, why does it matter that debt levels are at unsustainable levels? they've always been unsustainable!
it matters now more than ever as we now have high interest rates, which will continue to move higher - the average credit card interest rate is now 19%
>I don’t think is going to impact my stocks long term.
the consumer is getting raped by inflation squeezing their income, they are paying all time high rent at over 30% of their income
https://archive.. ph/pgB0p
>Rent prices jumped 12% last year...hitting an all-time high
>home prices for buyers in November jumped 18.8% year-over-year
>New York +25% one year, Boston +26.5%, Miami +20%, San Diego +2
and they are in $167,000 debt, with interest rates sharply rising - and you expect them to continue to be able to spend on goods and services that the companies you own provide

Is this bullish or bearish?

Yeah I've got debt. But here's the thing. It's manageable. Part of it is locked in (personal loan, taken out when rates were still kinda rock bottom) and the rest of it (Credit card) is nowhere near the total limit I've got. My house payment is locked in as well (400 a month). No auto loans or student loans to mess with. So like I said its manageable. I'm still stuffing my retirement accounts and living life just dandy even with the debt payments.

>>53852535

>>53852495
>Fed continues with QT
>retard dems keep giving assistance to buy votes
>taxes go up
Ride never ends.

>>53852345

why slug better snail

ANSWER 1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a f*cking ***et.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than a no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on the water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a cord. sn�il will show the dribble.
10- All snigel are hermarphodite. snail is too but because it is ***et
11 - slug means the name of a bullet. snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion; dont give ****
13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

>>53852527
Depends. Will pollution make my benis big benis? Or am I stuck at pre-pollution levels?

>>53852360
Correct. That could have been £22 in Alphabet stonks.

>>53852364
Agree

>>53852389
No

>>53852580
You need to crotchmaxx. You should be chugging coke and huffing a tire fire.

>need new phone last year
>buy new s21 on ebay from one of the most reputable sellers I could fine
>was brand new in box but the screen died after a month and a half
>they send me a replacement after I send it in
>this one's down volume button stops functioning after a month even though the button itself still clicks
>my old samsung s8 lasted nearly 6 years before I had this phone

I"m not sure if I should short samsung or ebay here wtf. trying to get a refund now hoping the seller is nice about it but this looks bad on me probably from their view

>>53852599
Wtf I love soda now

>>53852601
*find
fucking hell

>>53852599
>>53852527

If that's the case then poo in loos should have notoriously monster cocks since they literally bathe in sewage and chinks should have big dicks as well since they live in one of the highest concentration of smog ever

>>53848168
>wake up
>funds still haven't settled
Dagnabit Fidelity, why are you so slow?
Good news is things aren't going to get better anytime soon.

>>53852601
I would think its ebay but I dunno. I'm still using my note9 that works great and my s5 is on the shelf and is basically in new condition lol

so when do I finally get assigned shares on the puts I sold? Does that settle on Monday?

>>53852654
that would be my first thought too but both the phones were new in box and I had to peel the plastic protector off them and everything. maybe they just have a shitty supplier or something of defective models I guess.

>>53852629
That's a good point. The science doesn't add up.

>>53852669
Maybe you got a lemon, it happens.

Baking.

>>53852601
I just bought a S20+ from BestBuy for $370 after I tried buying a Verizon one for $200 from an Amazon seller and they sent me a locked Tmobile device that was probably stolen desu. You're better off just buying a certified pre-owned from an actual retailer and not some shady 3rd party vendor. Why the S21 over the S20 too btw? I'm upgrading from my S8+ and S20 seems better than S21, 22, and S23.

>>53852714
seems like amazon is mostly sketchy chink stores and resellers now so thats not surprising lol. at this point I'm probably just going to go to my local AT&T store and buy a google pixel since the camera is what I care about most. want to get something I can at least get a warranty on now. hopefully the ebay seller will let me get a refund and I don't have to take it up with ebay becuase thats going to be a pain

>>53852695
me too. mini ciabattas today

>>53852601
Nah man, the quality of everything has massively degraded since your S8. All electronics just ship with defects because QA costs more than just shipping out endless replacements. I still miss my S4.

>>53852649 >>53852668
Settlement doesn't happen over the weekend

>>53852767
I just put my cummies in my gookfu's oven while we watched the snow fall outside, if you know what I mean.

>>53852988
gookfu is back?

>>53850837
BUDDY

Bonds are already getting raped.

>>53853081
It's actually a different one, he just can't tell the difference.

>>53852988

>>53853106
Yeah I think we need to see some tits or it didnt happen.

I don’t know why I still fucking do this I lost money last week

What do you guys think of brkb?

Anyone buying Intel? Its showing a strong bullish divergence on the weekly.

How do I profit off of the Tennessee nuke?

>>53853142
Ice bath good idea in summer not winter.

sneed it?

>>53848168
What's in your "Beat China" portfolio?

Top 10 companies by market cap

1 Apple
2 Saudi Aramco
3 Microsoft
4 Google
5 Amazon
6 Berkshire Hathaway
7 Tesla
8 NVIDIA
9 Visa
10 TSMC

Crazy to think that tsla, nvda and tsmc are top 10 companies

>>53853571
Even crazier than TSMC is run from a small island

>>53853142
what's the shrinkage sitch after one of these suckers

>>53853571
Now post the list from 30 years ago

>>53853580
TSMC is the most normal among that

the country exists to support TSMC
TSMC itself is their national defense

>>53853607
1990 by marketcap:

1 IBM
2 Exxon
3 GE
4 Walmart
5 Bristol Meyers
6 cola cola
7 Merek
8 p&g
9 chevron
10 verizon

>>53853672
This is really depressing. These were companies that actually provided something of value to this country. Now like 70% of todays marketcap is tied up into shitty meme stocks and overbloated tech companies.

>>53853571
What do you guys think of Berkshire? Am I wasting my time with brkb if I'm poor and youngish?

>>53853711
Commission free trading is a big part of it. You basically just had people investing in their 401k's and sticking to safe stead growth stocks back in the 90's. Now you have every degenerate gambler with a smartphone able to trade anything they want so everyone is chasing lotto tickets. They opened up Pandora's box of autism and they can't close it now.

>>53853711
I hate this timeline too
>>53853739
I don't know anyone who invests in bkrs over a normal s&p500 index fund. They have an odd business - it's a mix of hedge fund and also corporate raiding

>>53853651
they're fucked when fullys are discovered

I love reuters speciality reporting. Heres one investigative journalism article challenging the green agenda.
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/global-plastic-dow-shoes/
Gist of it
>partnership to recycle products
>instead of recycling, take donated product and sell it

>>53853739
BRK is essentially an ETF, before ETFs were popular amongst investors. I like their holdings over the shit and piss + dumb becky 100. Needs less AAPL but I figure that's just a temporary thing.

>>53853711
lmao, you're cute. The only meme in the current list is Tesla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTVPmG97tP4

>>53853456
bro, you do know what happened to Intel to cause that right? This week a news event happened they cut the dividend.

holy shit you all are retards.
Market crash soon suck on it.

>>53853739
A 20yo would probably just go into index funds. Slap that for 55 years and hit the retirement age of 75 in 2078 and you'll be good to go fr fr.
>2078
Must I really continue to suffer for so long?

>>53853852
So? Doesn't mean it still can't pump.

Is anyone scaling into weed stocks? There are some US tickers that trade at all time lows 0.5x revenue and quite frankly it's very tempting. There will be legalization hype at some point and seems like easy 5x from here if you're willing to wait a few years

>>53853860
> holy shit you all are retards.
Yes

new

>>53853882
>>53853882
>>53853882

>>53853882
>>53853882
>>53853882

>>53853850
Yeah ok buddy, just wait until rising interest rates end up shattering 80% of that list before 2025.

are you a bad enough dude to short the meltup?

>>53853895
you fucking faggot, it's saturday. this thread has an hour left at least

>>53853885
It will have trouble doing that while the divy investors are fleeing and the growth investors won't touch it with a 3 yard stick. Right now all the bagholders are praying the book value holds it up.

>>53853895
Fix your khanacademy link early baker bhenchod

>>53853913

Language

well i'll see you guys monday cos i'm not posting in that faggot ass thread

How is BMBL still in the double digits?

>>53853915
People who want to flee do so within an hour of the news dropping. You sound like the anons who were talking about "FTX contagion yet to play out" when BTC was already at $15K. This shit is heavily exaggerated.

>>53848545
Because they're smart

>>53853784
>>53853848
Hmm. I guess I'll sell it for schd or some other sp500 stock. It seems like brkb did better than sp500. For the last 5 years at least
>>53853875
Grim. Half of my savings will go into gambling crypto and pennystocks to hopefully make it eventually

Oh there's a new thread

>>53853580
Excuse me good sir but you will find that TSMC is in fact run from, and always has been a part of China

>>53853590
Significant

>>53852430
supposedly Earnings per Share which is now Smart Share or some crap like that is as the book states
>"The EPS Rating measures a company's two most recent quarters of earnings growth against the same quarters the year before and examines its growth rate over the last 3 years. The results are then compared with those of all other publicly traded companies and rated on a scale from 1 to 99, with 99 being best."

do other charting services offer this? I find it hard to believe it's proprietary that they do this shit when it's simple calculations

>>53848176
My ex used to chug this particular shit like it was water. Tastes okay when in a freezer. Don’t become an alcoholic your grey matter will shrink.

>>53850315
all those things are true except maybe the dollar falling