/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53843734
>dying for Israel
Wasn’t planning on it buddy

>>53843734
Haha get fucked zogbot

>>53843734
No fucking shit
>wow the government does such a great job with public resources, i should give them direct control over my very existence

>>53843734
Whats wrong
Too many drill sergeants of color?

>>53843734
Aw man. But I've always wanted to come back home in a flag-draped casket with a huge hole in my face.

I wasn’t gonna.

>>53843766
>Please based gov, yell at me and place me in dangerous situations! Hope I end up with some weird type of cancer when I'm 50 years old!

>>53843734
>fell for the benefits meme
lmao have fun being buck broken by the government

army i agree but airforce is worth it. Veteran status benefits are amazing if you arent a chud.

>>53843734
Kek love the niggers with blown out knees from plane jumping saying muh muh bennies!!!

>inb4 pogs come in and shit up my thread
I can take all the zogbot and Israel comments but I will never let a pog talk me down

>>53843734
You guys, you DO NOT put yourself on fire! It fucking HURTS!

b-b-but muh heckin free college degree?

>>53843734
I seriously thought about it, to the point where a recruiter actually contacted me back. This is in canada where you cant just go in and join right away.
Then I thought about it and said you know what. working a dumb trade job is the same fucking thing expect I dont have to put my life at risk. even though people online say there isnt any risk. there is if you have to do certain things.
fuck that.

bump...

>>53843734
Guys I have 1 year left on the IRR should I join the reserve for 1 year of healthcare and try to get hurt or something?

>>53846204
What branch?

>>53846214
Army, intel. Got out before covid

>>53843734
don't do it bros
the last war was for nothing and they all died for no reason
consequences will never be the same :( you will develop drinking and drugs

What's the point of having armies in the first place. Don't drones do all the fighting for Americans and west Europeans anyways?
The last time any americans had to put on their boots was probably 2008.

There's no reason not to join the army, you'll probably do nothing.

>>53844046
Free healthcare and college plus people will kneel to you for being such a patriot.
I think you also get free money. You literally don't need to work after the army do you?

>>53846204
>Guys I have 1 year left on the IRR should I join the reserve for 1 year of healthcare
no, you should milk the VA for healthcare for free for the rest of your life for destroying your best years

>>53846226
Up to you. I'm not sure how you'll get hurt though maybe get on top of a bradley without your ach and jump off head first

>>53846254
I don't have any disability. can't really milk anything

>>53846271
I'm intel, would just be in an office. sleep apnea would be the easiest not sure if its as easy to get sleep studys as active duty though

>>53846271
Or you can lower the bradley ramp onto your leg. Pick your poison

Oh fuck off. This civilian shit is a fucking nightmare. You get fee healthcare, a constant good paycheck, regular 4 day weekends, 4 weeks of vacation a year, free housing and utilities, adventures, homies, fulfilling work (compared to civilian side) and get to fucking shoot automatic weapons and grenade launchers, and people who actually give a fuck about you.
In the civilian world no one gives a FUCK about you. If youre on the street begging for food, they wont give a fuck.
Stop ur whining dude. Enjoy it while you have it.

>>53846285
Have someone drop a jbcp onto your dome kek no ach

>>53846291
The only reason any of those people "cared" about you was because you signed up to die for those same retards

>>53846320
Who cares? Atleast they were helping hands. They fuckin MAKE you have regular dentist appointments.
Like you WILL get your teeth cleaned, you WILL have housing, you WILL have food. You WILL be taken care of.

>>53843734
Joining when there is a new cold war at the with practically we now being the communist dictatorship? No thanks

>>53846320
Nobody dies because nothing ever happens.
Unless you're Russian or Ukrainian

>>53843734
I don't understand how people join the army so easily, be on a battlefield must be one of the most terrible experience

>>53846342
>>53846291
That is true it's like a giant daycare. It's just fuck I'm tired of being trained to be homeless as shit in the field. Maybe it's my mos

>>53846342
>You WILL be taken care of.
You're their tool, and tools retarded enough to sign up for the military are getting harder to come by. Of course they won't give a shit once you get a lifelong illness from the fumes you inhaled, or the tinnitus

>>53846388

I was infantry and trust me man... the grass isnt greener. But you wont know until its too late. You'll have it all figured out during the transition process and then as soon as that terminal leave ends.. its fucking over.
Hold on tight.

>>53846415
So what you do now after you got out?

>>53846476

I wake up everyday and wonder where the fuck it all went so wrong so fast

i wouldn't enlist in the navy again but i do like my 100% VA disability and $3k tax free for life

Should I do the opposite of what /biz/ says and join the army?

>>53846383
thinking everyone in the military is infantry is naïve anon. less movies and tv would suit you

>>53846485
Why don't you go back in good sir. Army giving out bonuses like candy

>>53846487
>100% VA disability
nice anon, is it bullshit stuff or are you actually broken?

>>53846555
>Dear Missile,
>Good sir there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding. You see I'm in IT and -ACK

goy you must serve israel

>>53846566
fucked up knees and shoulder, also got tinnitus and a idiopathic hypertension (basically non stop headaches) from repeated head injury during a small boat mishap (i was a small boat electrician), otherwise i'm not fat and relatively healthy

>>53846585
4 years of military service should be compulsory after 18, no delay for college
collegefags should especially all be drafted to go to ukraine

>>53843734
Isn't thr army basically wage slaving but on steroids

>>53846592
Basically everything every normal human has, this guys a whiny faggot getting benefits for living.
Kys

>>53846583
how many missiles have hit the U.S anon? less Television kiddo

>>53846620
yeah almost everyone claims tinnitus on the way out. saw someone get irritable bowel too

>>53846624
There was the one that hit the Pentagon on 9/11
And wasn't there a domestic airliner that was shot down by our own AA on accident here in the states?

>>53846233
You can’t occupy a country with drones

>>53846644
yeah those civilians on that planes never should've join the army. yeah those two commercial towers full of civillians never should've joined the army kek

>>53846632
I got some kinda mysterious genetic condition where I'm basically a living corpse, because they can't define it, I don't get disability these niggers do 4 years and claim their tummy hurts and get 3.5k a month and can work 40 hours a week.

>>53846658
>Pentagon
>two commercial towers
Yup, army brain

>>53846659
>I got some kinda mysterious genetic condition where I'm basically a living corpse
sound like that would prevent you from joining the military in the first place so its not really comparable. I get in anon, but this is why people join

I joined because I had no friends, no job, no future. Even talking on the phone gave me massive social anxiety. I've been out for about 4 years now and I can genuinely say it changed my life for the better. Got to travel the world. Learned some IT shit that paved the way into a cushy remote job I have now. I'm still not a social savant but I know how to talk to people now. Shit probably saved my life, ironically.

>>53846673
you're an epic troll lord anon. the 99% of people who died during 9/11 who never were in the military should've never joined. very epic of you

>>53846701
Calm down, Pup

>>53846714
Kek you got me anon

>>53846620
look up idiopathic hypertension, it's far from normal, try waking up with a splitting headache and double vision because your brain fluid is destroying your optic nerves every day

>>53846745
Price for serving evil, in my opinion

I'm too mentally ill to be allowed in the military

>>53846793
Like retarded or schizophrenic? Because retarded/autistic/Asperger's are all welcome anon

>>53846793
The bar is extremely low anon, I promise you

>>53843734
If they US claimed itself an Empire maybe but yeah no. Didn't we get rid of the possibly pension for new recruits these days?

>>53846414
Tinnitus is an automatic 10% disabled u tard

>>53847129
>you retard, don't you know the benefits amount you get for lifelong EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol

>>53846745
>idiopathic hypertension
Fuck off tinnitus and hypertension are a 99.99% common everyday occurrence.
You aren't special quit justifying your theft from taxpayers.

>>53847129
>>53847140
Tinnitus is auto 10% if you claim it. They don't try and prove if you have it, you just say you have it and that's 10% of your salary untaxed for the rest of your life

>>53847170
cool story zogdog

>>53847140
>They don't care
>Wow they just pay you?
Ok bud

>>53847187
Keep bumping and seething

>>53847170
It's not 10% of your salary, disability pays a flat rate based on your rating snd your dependents
>>53847187
Pay your taxes chuddy

>>53847193
kek eat your puppy chow

>>53847219
>pays a flat rate based on your rating snd your dependents
ah didn't realize

>>53847240
Wut

>>53847240
epic comeback bro. bump again

>>53847249
I'm happy the pinnacle of military service in the US is how much you can milk the benefits for. Nobody is actually proud of being in the US military anymore kek

>>53843787
>Hope I end up with some weird type of cancer when I'm 50 years old!
That's where the real money is.

>>53847262
keep paying those taxes kiddo. you pay 2k of my mortgage each month from my GI Bill bah kek

>>53847262
Lol what do you expect? The post 9/11 patriotism has worn off, you think anyone gets hyped up to fight for the modern US flag or the values it represents?

>>53847278
classic marines

>>53847287
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53847297
GI bill doesn't have anything to do with disability mr salty pants

>>53847297
lmao

>>53843734
No shit, the only interesting benefit is the disciplined and orderly environment

>>53846414
Neither do civilian employers. And they have worse benefits.

>>53847400
Selling your soul usually comes with benefits

>>53847422
>seething over morals on a business and finance board
kek embarrassing

>>53847439

>>53843734
Correction: don't join the army full time and don't enlist, only join as an officer. Becoming an officer in the reserves immediately turned me into a chad. Women didn't care about me or my existence until I put on the bar.

I’ve never been military but I work with active duty constantly. They make me feel like I should have put a package in sometimes but I think it’s mostly cope for how little freedom they have compared to me and how dysfunctional the benefits system is for military. Am I right? I’m 29 so right on the cusp of aging out of most MOS

>>53843734
>don’t fight for israel
>it’s not worth it
no shit

>>53847422
Every employer wants your soul. They all want you to break and bend the knee. The military actually takes care of you and trains you.

>>53847508
>every employer forces you to kill people across the globe
lol?

>>53843734
I know

>>53847482
I wouldn't recommend enlisted at least for anyone not 18-20. You deal with alot of bullshit in the beginning that I wouldn't want to deal with as an actual adult. Officer man be a different story though but I'd still say no

Bump

ukraine vs russia is people holding postions getting bombed by drones

>>53846285
I have heard of intel claiming PTSD for watching beheading videos.

>>53848911
I only watched beheaded videos in my free time sadly

>>53848924
Trolling 4 chan would probably get you kicked out of the IRRxttja

>>53848972
Not really, I know people who got a security clearance after being a coke dealer

>>53847297
eeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeE

>>53843734
its not about money its about the honor to die for Israel! Its the highest honor for any biznigger goyim

>>53843734
get banned