/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53840049
Green by eod, screenshot this post and save it on your phone or computer.

next week will be emerald green because it is a new month and bulls are retarded and will go "new month new opportunities"

The Jews did 9/11

>>53840049
>he didn’t buy the dip

We are closing on the lows

>>53840070
Beware of the ides of march faggot!

>>53840061
I dont save tranny faggot shit.

>>53840032
It definitely works. Try again and make sure all details match.

You can also use Saxo for options, but their fees are AIDS.

>>53840075
140 IQ take here:
It's better to buy stocks that are slightly green on a day like this than the ones that are down.

Reminder that lumber is back below $400

>>53840075
>he didn't short the fake pump

>>53840091
based relative strength anon

>>53840049
chatgpt is a blessing
>>53840075
thank you sir

>>53840070
>Already Month #3
Where does the time go?

What just happeneeeeeeedddddddd

>>53840099
Well shorting the fake pump yesterday would have got you wrekt

>>53840075
Bitch, I buy every dip.

>>53840049
DAN the average AI has missed 5nm, voice on chip, and Born in the USA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

>>53840061
Bought a call at the bottom.
Market doesn't know what it wants. Crab city babby

I literally just want to finish in a girls mouth within 3 minutes of meeting her. That's it. That's all I want.

>>53840117
I'm green though

>>53840117
huh? The pump went all the way to EOD so I shorted at the end of day for the EZPZ hot PCE this morning.

Get good at /smg/ and use Baggot indicator. He went long yesterday at the open and went short at the intraday bottom.

Today he's Quasar. ... now I'm giving away too much alpha

>>53840094
Good think that timberlands make more money on carbon credits than on lumber. Lumber could go to zero and they wouldn't care kek.

>>53840094
So you'd say it's going down? And you're yelling "timber"?

>>53840094
Yeah because builders aren't making new houses.

>>53840152

>>53840094
This is bearish for BCC. Boise Lumber Bhenchodes.

We're going all in on BOIL with this pullback, right?

>>53840152
You better run.

>>53840087
Alright I must be retarded and doing something wrong, I’ll give it one more try. Thanks anon.

>>53840165
I don't invest in non-ESG compliant stocks.

>>53840061
So dumb to be fooled into self induced eugenics.
So dumb to believe you are right.
So dumb to fooled into thinking we will be fooled by your trollish antics.

I support the LGBTQ+ movement. Those who are unfit to evolve with the superior humans should not re-produce.

>>53840175

>>53840128
Here's what you do, you gotta go to a sorority house party and stand in the bathroom jerking off with your head out of the door, and ask every chick that walks by if they wanna give you a blow job. Then when you get one on the line you have her come in the bathroom, and bam you can finish in a girls mouth within 3 minutes of meeting her.

After this mornings data you think they'll do 50bips? fed futures had it at 0 percent chance like 2 weeks ago last I was it was something like 21 percent. See people taking 75 but I highly doubt

>>53840175
ESG has peaked for roughly 9 years

>>53840165
Lol. Lmao even

>>53840175
They invest in entirely digital, zero-carbon contracts betting on the price of 100% natural gas. BOIL is greener than Tesla.

>>53840165
>don't be a baggie.

Let's just say I never stick around BOIL for too long.

>>53840195
I don't know but it's hilarious we're this far into inflation and those pussies still have a rate in the 4% range. Volcker must be spinning in his grave.

>>53840175
Lmao who is that indian fucking retard grifting GOP chuds? The ex biotech CEO who is running for president.

Well he's running an anti-woke ETF that activist invests in ESG stocks and he tries to convince management (as a major shareholder) that the company should go....non-ESG

who is that indian guys name lmao it was some absurdly south indian tamilian comedy shit


like Vivek Swamichandra or something kek

>>53840195
This is a live shot inside the Feds master interest rate plan and big board.

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

Asiatics and subcontinentals are simply not welcome in this thread.

Actually I shouldn't call that indian GOPchud a retard. his anti-woke ETF collects a fuck ton of management fees.

>>53840230
post losses

>>53840230
my only regret is it wasn't 100% of your paycheck :)

>>53840230

Aight den nigger

ESTC has earnings on the 2nd.
I bought.

>>53840239
>>53840241
>newfags replying to pasta.
this place cracks me up

>>53840082
Oh hey baggot, I see you've decided to be the gaysar today.

>>53840230

>>53840224

WHO THE FUCK IS PEPE SILVA!!??

>>53840230
Don't forget to pick up your yamaka on the way out

>>53840269
it works every time

>>53840230
I am down probably half a year's salary this week. Get good faglord

>>53840269
filtered.

>>53840230
See you next week retard.

>>53840284

Fooled me lmfao

>>53840266
I was looking at them but AWS dropped them for their own fork. Elastic search is very useful but not sure where ESTC's business is going to come from.

>>53840230

>t. 100% boosted midwit

>>53840217
I honestly believe they'll change the inflation target rate soon anyway to 3-4 percent. They've never been serious about inflation in the first place. Saying it's transitory as an excuse to start the hikes too late then bumping it up by 25 bips then YoY was 9 percent to then changing how they measure to fudge the numbers to their liking.

>>53840269
baggie why do you cycle your trips?

I just doubled my paycheck listening to you assholes. Thanks.

>>53840221
Not his fund, but I think EGIS is still beating SPY and KRUZ keeps beating NANC. Anti-ESG is apparently the way to go.

another day being up 300% and not taking profits. i love gambling.

Well I guess karma is real. After the awful night I had yesterday I decided to do some draftkings gambling and ended up winning $1000 on a $1 spin on the slots. So I'm a happy camper today.

Trying to use ChatGPT to get insight on a company. Which one is correct?

Can COIN just fucking dump so my options order can hit. Thanks.

>>53840312
we just like to have a lil fun round here

>>53840269
was the original pasta based off of someone that listened to baggot's financial advice unironically?

>>53840284

>>53840335

>>53840314
>“Ramaswamy’s latest venture is Strive Asset Management, which he founded in 2022 with the mission to combat the ESG agenda in corporate America. Strive has set up a series of passively managed ETFs (through which Strive takes an above average fee) in order to purchase stock in pro-ESG/woke companies, promising to use customer’s proxy voices to convince these corporations to depart from that agenda.”

>EGIS is beating SPY
>EGIS's selection process for potential inclusion in our ETFs is based on the unique proprietary research developed by 2ndVote Research (2VR) to identify large- and mid-cap companies in the S&P 1500 that oppose 2nd Amendment rights, border security, civil society or support for law enforcement.

HAHAHHAHAH holy fuck i now know what chud dogshit im shorting next. Conserivative meme investors are just a joke

>>53840335

>>53840308
Yeah, the whole inflation fight is kayfabe. We need double digit (actual) inflation for at least a few years to tame the debt.

>>53840266
I need to learn japanese

>every single stock I own is red
Nice

I told you Bobo got that dawg in him

>>53840335

>>53840349
wtf i'm buying egis now

>>53840362
Where's that picture of Bobo wearing a "Never Give Up" sweater?

>Nice market you got there
>Would be a shame if someone...
>Jewed it

Pretty Jewish action today NGL.

>>53840356
Should've bought bonds instead.

>>53840362
>bobo eats dogs

Bobo confirmed Chinese scum!

>>53840371
I'm buying EGG futures.

>>53840377
BUDDY CHECK RATES COMPUTER

No, seriously, the fucking 10 year is up 8 bps since this morning.

>>53840374

>>53840376
God, I wonder how much evil shit he did throughout his career.

>>53840332
Most likely, baggot has never been right about anything

NVDA go down you fat over bloated shit!!!!!!!

>>53840396
he's a jew anon, so you know, pretty much the max amount

>>53840390
I shouldn't be laffin, but I am laffin

>>53840394
Gracias.

Is there a thrill greater than 0DTE options in the financial world?

who was the guy to the far right on CNBC live Halftime show today? I have never watched any of this before but he was saying smart and important things, in my estimation. He's an upper middle aged fellow maybe, with short cropped curly looking hair, as best I could tell in the feed on my phone in the Schwab app. It wouldn't allow for a screenshot.

>>53840416
1/2 day options?

>>53840354
that's a man

>>53840390
look at the 2Y... oh lawd them RATES!

Enough stonk posting, what are some of /smg/'s favorite irl investments? For me it's the Ninja Foodi air fryer/pressure cooker gadget, fucking love this thing and was the best $250 I've ever spent on a single item. Making some Greek yogurt in it today, made pot roast in it last night and a large egg bake/quiche yesterday for breakfast. Remember that not all investments are financial vehicles!

>>53840419

this him?

>>53840403
>shorting NVDA after earning pump
Slurpers literally think it was a great report. They will keep buying the dip until they run of money

>>53840403
No
136 p/e ratio and climbing
Suck it haters

>>53840425
>those tiny little hands
outstanding cope

>>53840376
Why do Jews wrong their hands so much? Seems like something genetic. I work with my hands a lot as does my dad and my grandfathers and I never saw anyone wringing their hands. Is this the result of 1000s of years of city habitation practicing usury and trading coupled with inbreeding?

>>53840335
>>53840342
>>53840353
>>53840369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0

>>53840432
My Dyson Ball vacuum.

>>53840432
I have a pretty epic steam game collection that I bought during their sales, so that's something I guess

Slowly buying Alibaba and Google.
Will BABA fall down a bit more?
Thinking of selling my HPQ stock I'm down on 20% or 500usd and putting it in Google or BABA
Hqve 115 baba stocks, 150 Google stocks

>>53840419
Probably Steve Weiss.
Big time bobo

>>53840434
>east coast getting completely fucked
>comfy red states are totally fine
lol
lmao even

>>53840349
So you are shorting green nigger loving companies ran by trannies? It's actually dangerous because their tranny management and workforce is already likely to off themselves, and changing leadership and reducing payroll quickly as the stock plummets might make it pump

>>53840434
Kek, good riddance

>>53840419
For that matter, who also is the bald fellow in the middle with glasses?

>>53840416
0DTEs on crypto miners (they're slightly more volatile than COIN I believe, but only offer weekly expiration dates)

>>53840433
>>53840419
>Stephen Weiss is the Chief Investment Officer and Managing Partner of Short Hills Capital Partners

>SH

Come here you fucking PIVOTERS!!! IMA SHACK YOU BITCHES OUT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCMUkqpI7o

>YINN nearing 40

>>53840433
>>53840466
>>53840473
Yes

>>53840462
Oh yeah it's all coming together.

>>53840195
Fed wants inflation, we'd get lower rates over 75 hikes

>>53840430
I remember a couple months ago, Dwyer said his sign of a market bottom was a top in the 2 year. Well, guess we're in for new lows.

>>53840466
Jim Lebenthal.
Big time bull, buy the dip kinda guy. Good dude.

>>53840462
>>east coast getting completely fucked

Even the Natives wont even buy back Ohio for beads now.

Yesss- EVERYTHING IS FINE IN THE NORTH EAST!

SLAVA UKRAINE! RIGHT?!

>>53840432
Try out hard boiled eggs if you're lazy. S-tier snack.

>>53840480
Unholy Boomers, who the fuck posts Jerry Garcia in a market thread?
Ain't nobody got time for all that shitty noodling till he finds the notes...
If you want a shakedown in the market, you at least need a driving backbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3MTFJz50qc

>>53840462
>lose

>>53840513
I legit just had 3 boiled eggs for lunch

chopped em up and mixed in some mayo
ate it in a pita pocket

highly recommend it

>>53840432
Based I bought this one for like $60 when I worked at Bed Bath. Best chicken I ever made in here pressure cooking then airfrying.

>>53840230
Damn this an old pasta and it still got y'all. Proves how many newfags we've gained over the last few years.

>>53840500
yes he repeated that on CNBC this week. And welp it's pretty clear now.

He also likes to repeat that markets don't bottom BEFORE the recession starts.

BTD baldy has been consistent on his tone since last year.

Kek LUNR up 42% today after the big doomp

>>53840527
Who are you?

DOLE
PINEAPPLE
BANNANA

>>53840531
You can tell it's pasta, because anyone who has spent more than a week here knows we're not racist.
It's just a silly notion, desu.

Why do I have the sudden urge to buy NFLX calls?...

>>53840538
>99th ban
I kneel.

>>53840535
just some nobody

>>53840502
Very much appreciated, both of their views have great points well worth adding into one's own strategic considerations.

>>53840519
>Vommit inducing forced pop song.

Go get boosted you fucking muscly tasteless cum guzzling roody poo

>>53840549
Their LGBT content appeals to you, and you think they will profit from it.

>>53840549
>SNOW
That brings back memories.
>>53840509
>Come forth, white man.
>We do not care for land anymore.
>We only desire your sacred firewater recipes.

>>53840528
>>53840432
I bought a pressure cooker on sale a few years ago and cooked some chicken in it once, turned out like shit. Gimme some good pressure cooker recipes bros. I don't have an air fryer, got a nice deep fryer though.

>>53840561
Look, I only watched Ammonite five times for the plot, OK?!

Come the fuck on bobos what are you doing this dump is cringe af

>>53840584
No I have puts on COIN. We told you people to get involved in that.

>>53840549
Am I correct in saying that they were going to *LOWER* prices in certain regions? I believe I heard that a few days ago.
>>53840549
>Positive on BOIL
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>53840559
I am very pleased that you have found pertinent information, contained within the text of my post. You are very welcome, anon (not A.I.)

>>53840560
>trying to neg a market using the Grateful Dead
https://youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?t=180

>>53840432
a bread machine

>>53840572
What model/brand? They should have a recipe booklet online at least.

This is /smg/ related because we need to find the best air fryer and pressure cooker stocks. The companies I'm looking at all seem to be private.

>>53840560
Musically**

Sorry I grew up in a Dem run city and went to their public school system

I have this where stocks get cheaper but just never cheap enough
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices, they come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis
Tale as old as time

>>53840591
what do you mean by 'you people'?

>>53840584
>cringe
Nah it's fuckin sexy because I smashed that MF buy button.

i'm making a comeback

>>53840572
I know in my Foodi I can put in 2 frozen chicken breast and 3 potatoes, pressure cook for 37 minutes, and everything in there turns out great. Obviously it won't have like, a sear or anything, but if you just need quick cheap meals it works really well. What a patrician like myself does is then shred the chicken and put it on a salad or in a sopa. I have the Foodi Grill (and coffee maker and blender lol...) but rarely use it unless I'm searing a steak I sous vide-d in my Foodi pressure cooker, it's just too easy to bulk pressure cook things

Did you do your TA?

>>53840593
WOW- Why does everyone on smg have completely horrifying tastes in music?

>>53840592
>BOIL
>being surprised by bullish sentiment
look at all these slurpers

>>53840584
how about you do your fair share and short some big tech stocks to fight the nazis.

>>53840625
I do my T n A?

>>53840617
Nice, sounds like you could probably make some quick and easy pork butt in there for pulled pork. I usually smoke mine, way more work though of course.

>>53840634
Don toured with the Dead. It wasn't irony for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

>>53840617
lazy yet effective. THIS is why you give the laziest person the task to solve the hardest problems.

Holy fucking shit, why is NVIDIA dumping on literally no news?

>>53840527
So you ate egg salad?

>>53840572
Not sure man just pressure cooking it doesn't sound too good, at least for me I like something with some crisp to it (I normally grill my meats). Maybe half cooking it then throwing it in the oven on broil and constantly flipping would help crust it up a bit

>>53840625
That's not TA FAGGOT.

The greatest trader durnkerdunkermiller used a combination of TA and FA. so suck it and keep coping hahahah

>>53840663
Buddy, look at 10y computer

>>53840641
Definitely could, vid below is a guy who does a ton of Ninja cooking demonstrations. He's kind of infuriating to listen to, seems like he's BPD and super manic, but his videos are still good to follow. The Salted Pepper is this middle aged chubby blonde lady that has like, probably 200 recipes on her channel, another good one to check out. I'm not a chubby chaser at all but have a weird attraction to her lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV77lQ1tyeM&t=713s&ab_channel=JohnSanders

>>53840667
A george forman grill to get a carmelization and you're set up. Literally 3 square feet of counter space and a good fridge.

Oh no, line down today...

>>53840596
Stop scraping my posts, Marketwatch! https://www.marketwatch.com/story/two-million-cosori-air-fryers-recalled-because-they-can-overheat-and-cause-a-fire-1683cb79

> he didn't invest in JPM

>>53840480
>>53840519
>>53840560
>>53840593
>>53840657
Any of y'all going to the Dead and Company farewell tour this year? If y'all are going to one of the Denver shows let me know, we can talk about SOXL

Sometimes when i wake up around mid day I come here and read the thread before looking at the charts and try to guess what is happening based on the posts. I did this today just now and thought mild red maybe? Lol rip down to fresh lows. No pink fields?
>>53840394
Saved

A bear there was, a bear, a bear! All black and brown, and covered with hair. The bear! The bear! Oh come they said, oh come to the fair .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRpl4iiqdI8

>FOMO top buying

>>53840704
I did and Jamie Dimon is a jew.

>>53840689
Nice, thanks

>>53840663

People found out they were deliberately making graphics cards scarce by creating a limited supply, so they could increase the cost of those cards artificially. Also, this allowed them to increase the price of their new cards even more. AMD has been doing this too

>>53840706
I can't afford the trip. I'm holding the wires with electrical tape at this point. Real American electrical tape, mind you. MMM
lol

>>53840706
>Denver
>Not Folsom Field
baka desu senpai

>>53840726
Shalom!

>>53840432
I bought really overkill winter jacket last year. The damn thing is designed for mountain expeditions. Go outside in -15 F or lower and i'm still toasty. Fantastic.

WHY IS NVDA DUMP I THOUGHT YOU BHENCHODES SAID SEMICONDOOOCTOR WAS FUTURE STUPID MADARDCHOD BAKRICHOD TERI MA KI FUDDI

>>53840732
>people found out a company was trying to increase its profit margins
somebody pls call the sec

>>53840743
Is it cultural appropriation for me to do such things?

Oh, and Morning Star, in case you didn't know, Materials Science IS Technology, niggers.
You mean Computer Sciences.

>>53840752
I asked ChatGPT to build me a graphics card manufacturing line...
star trek post-scarcity is here

>>53840230
BUY SOXL

AQB has officially erased all gains since last december. Back to new lows.

>short shit&piss and nasd-ack 2 days ago, 20x leverage
>need to manage some event for 2 days in different country on short notice (no time for trading)
>come back 15 minutes ago
>check broker
>+50k profit
thanks for playing and fuck mumus
especially fuck jannies

BOBO stealing yo girl ANON!!!!!!!

>>53840782
You're hired!

Calm down anon, do not panic my Rabbi says he needs you for exit liquidity I don't know what that means but he says this is a GREAT buying opportunity the future of America is very bright with the leadership of Jim Biden!

Everything I've invested in the past month has gone red. even things like VOO and SPYD.
is there hope?

>>53840779
im unironically thinking of buying. insiders were buying at this price in December

>>53840434
>Buying in 2022
>>53840742
>Folsom Field
Went there one year and it was scary seeing all of the random Deadheads convulse and gyrate on whatever drug cocktail they were on while the EMTs were scrambling around.
7/10. Had some decent mushrooms.
Buy MNMD, I guess, who gives a shit.

>>53840809
Yeah, I've been waiting for it to retouch these levels. I'll probably wait for one last 5% drop though. Hopefully that greed doesn't mean I miss out on it entirely.

>>53840807
for you? No

>>53840807
hope can only be found in t bills

>>53840819
You ain't seen shit until you're several hundred micrograms deep at Red Rocks.

Wow, so I'm running across some goofy lines of communication. I realize 3M is cutting some lines, and everyone has a pullback this Q.

New house sales were up, MI CC was up. Wages are up.
I think materials is a good play at this value.
Talk me out of MMM

>>53840761
It's a common misconception that this practice was illegal. There always was a huge demand for money, Jews simply made sure that there is more of it available on the market. The fact that people got upset over it is just a proof that Jews had to deal with anti-semitism for ages. It's a shame that despite modern civilization advancements we still have to deal with acusations like this.

Ok all jokes aside. When are we actually going to have a bull run again haha. Getting kind of tired of this downward crab this past year now lol

>>53840819
Hey leave my ayyfu out of this

Retail bulls trying to fight the bear. hahaha

>>53840750
Brand? I'm experiencing my first real winter right now and need a good ski/outdoor jacket. Tempted to just buy some chinky one on Amazon but feel like I should spend more on a good brand

>>53840750
Same. Real fox fur too.

>>53840859
once the FED finally breaks the economy

>>53840860
I NEED xeno pussy.

>>53840852
>It's a common misconception that this practice was illegal. There always was a huge demand for money, Jews simply made sure that there is more of it available on the market. The fact that people got upset over it is just a proof that Jews had to deal with anti-semitism for ages. It's a shame that despite modern civilization advancements we still have to deal with acusations like this.

>>53840861
Tell me why I don't want in 3M with 1.81 Price to Sales, and 5.6% divy? It's fucking 3M

>>53840852
I mean, they still do it today. Where do you think all those thousandths of a cent in your account go?

There must be someone here who bought VIX when it was at 18-19. There must be atleast someone with common sense here

>>53840901
because they literally, unironically, could go bankrupt with all of the lawsuits facing them

>>53840846
>Talk me out of MMM
Isn't there a veteran's hearing protection lawsuit that will bankrupt them?

>>53840852

>>53840861
Shut the FUCK up, Ulysses.

80x Nasdaq bull are you hodling?

>>53840860
God she's hideous

This dump feels pretty good

>>53840910
I tried to warn them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo

>>53840910
I got traumatized when I bought it in January and it went even lower

everyone sleeping on self storage companies which are growing continuously yearly, recession proof, low running/maintenance costs and with an increasing population with immigrants means these companies will continue to grow no matter what the economy is like.

I was looking through my /smg/ folder and I saw this. wonder if this lad is even still alive

>>53840944
Apologize immediately

>>53840884
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1677138348085051.webm

>>53840970

>>53840944
God bears are so beautiful today.

DO YOU SMELL WITH THE BEAR IS COOKING? A GIANT PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT!!! smells so delicious!

>>53840944

Woah it's Brittany Venti

>>53840928
>>53840912
What is
>appeal to reduce judgement
?
This shit happens all the fucking time. Do you know how much time prepping a case like this takes?
And now 3M Legal has had years to perfect their argument and evidence chain.

At worst, they'll end up in payment plans to these faggots, but they won't pay a dime to anyone for at least 5 years. The bond rate right now is paying for extra legal time.

>>53840966

I'm tempted to buy TSLA calls cause I know this stupid shit will bounce back to flirt with 200

>Sell.

>>53840050
Baggot are you doing this larp because of getting rekt the other day

>>53840956
It it goes parabolic this month i'm roping myself as I couldn't put the wage in it

I increased my position.
Thoughts?

>>53840928
yeah i don't think that's resolved yet, and last i heard a judge gave clearance for case-by-case rulings (for 100k cases or something insane like that)

>>53840944
>she

I'm up 33% on the brapgas(ticker boil)
should I just sell it now

>>53840967
You know AirBnb? They're going to branch out into letting Boomers lease their spare bedrooms as self-storage space.

ez fucking money today, bagged nearly $3000

>>53841030
> March 2020 price levels
Nice. Any company that dropped this low is a shitco that cannot survive without free money from Fed. Kinda ironic that it applies to a company that produces a "weapon against central banks".
Nvidia on the other hand is up 150% since March 2020 and is still undervalued.

https://www.aogr.com/web-exclusives/us-rig-count/2023
nattybros were rich

Where are the fucking bears!?!?! did they all die last month? KEK

>>53841062
depends on how long you've been holding to get there.
but, on average, irrelevant of ticker, that's a good out for a day.

>>53841113
we've lost a ton of cocky bears and bulls over the last year. I think they roped

>>53841063
Really? That's genius. They should consider renting out their lawns for shitting doggos.

>>53841113
no worries """we""" are here

>>53841113
The only people left are apathetic assholes with too much money.

I NEED A RISK FREE 10X BEFORE END OF DAY

I have officially closed all my shorts
(except for WING)
market has seen too much red lately
I expect next week we get some relief green

also buy BABA

have a nice weekend frens

SLUUUUUUURPERS, SLURP!

>>53841132
No, I'm just wildly bullshitting. But if I can come up with that idea, so can anyone else eyeing the piles of public storage revenue.

Never forget i called the rally and the crash.

>>53841138
i dunno bro, we are due for one of them there big ass red weekly candles, this one is only like a half ass red candle.

>>53841138
Why do you think you can catch the falling knife with BABA?

>>53841167
i dont think I just listen

>>53841138
>investing in China
Never (except BILI)

>>53841157
how are those nvda puts working out?

>>53841149
I wish I had figured out the best public storage is a yard sale before I started trying to keep third hand shit from 1988.

>>53841175

>>53841184
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53841166
SPY 420 3/3 calls it is.

>>53841157
after the last few inflationary prints like cpi, retail sales, ppi you must have been braindead to think today's PCE was not coming in hot.
it was literally free money for bobos

>>53841184
knigger was telling everyone to buy before the crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here drinking a bit to the music.

>>53841194

>that sudden upswing
Plung Protection Personnel

>>53841212
Context learn it.
Sarcasm love it.

If you think that was a bullish post than you get what you deserve. HAHA

>>53841194
SBF cracks me up. He's so chill despite the fact he is facing some serious charges because he knows hes never going to see a jail cell. He payed off every politician so he's just taking naps and playing videogames just waiting for a judge to pardon him.

>>53841234
kek
here you can have this parting gift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_GcbZlDnns

>>53841231

>Pictured: SQQQ holders

this price action today is big gay we should be cracking 390 by now not bouncing around in this arbitrary range

>>53841264
>SQQQ
Bunch of faggots
>DRV
The top Chad

FED'S BULLARD: WE NEED TO MOVE QUICKLY TO SHIELD THE FED'S CREDIBILITY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53840809
ChatGPT is great. I don't even have to waste my time writing all the detail myself.

>>53841284
>FED'S CREDIBILITY

>>53841264
>>53841275
You hate us cause you ain't us.

>>53841289
now ask DAN

>>53841305
Fedability.

>>53841256
It's videos like that which are keeping Korean males from having real sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

mutant fish sounds cool

>>53841289
>even AI is shitting on AQB
lol. Lmao even.

>>53841284

>Something, something, death spiral...

IDK I wasn't listening.

>>53841284
>feds credibility

uh, who is gonna tell him?

>>53841052
>>53841052
>>53841052

>>53841305

>>53840509
Can confirm, it’s ur now, enjoy.

>>53841289
>DAN calling AQB baggies the tards they are

ok I'm seeing a future in AI

>>53841289
Ask it about SOXL.

>>53841289
Literal NPC opinion

>>53841345
early bakers deserve the wall

>>53841345
Death to early bakers

>>53841345
fuck you.

>complain about early bakes until bread full

I SEE GREEN it’s been two weeks but I finally got some green folks!

buy rycey.

>>53841573
>buy rycey.
holy shit I remmeber when this was being shilled during the meme bubble and how it will be worth $10+ with their manufacturing of engines and their micro nuclear power plants

>>53841284
>fed's credibility

Told you, PPP

>>53841662
>tfw it reverses just I said this
lel

>>53841662
>>53841734
That is some pro market timing kek

>>53841746
Ah, it was a bear trap after all.

time for power hour

>>53841759
>It was a bear trap leading into a bull trap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53841778
time for sour hour

>>53840752
Because NVDA earnings and revenues were absolute trash. But all the dumbass Redditors bought into their bullshit "AI" grift and were left holding the bags. Fucking lol, what retards.

>>53840349
ESG is trash and so are you. Based JPOW is gonna throw all these ESG scamming grifters into the fucking garbage where they belong.

>>53841795
>>53841802
I think we're just flooring via crab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA