/biz/ - Business & Finance

>small caps dead for a year
>megacaps struggling and firing thousands of poojeets just to gain 5% that gets wiped the next day
>dividend companies selling off and dividends being cut
>biomemes dead since the dawn of time
>indexes sideways for a fucking year now
>lingering global conflict yet milgov stagnating
>currencies worthless

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b425ftP_8XQ

**I** warned you.
You didn't listen.
>Core PCE MoM 0.6% versus 0.4% expected. Last month 0.4% revised up from 0.3%

>TFW you sold earlier this week and you’re cash gang now watching the machine dunk on retail

>bobo gloat maxing out
yup this is when i buy things

buy a little SPY every day it is below 400 and forget about it, beat this strategy (protip: you cant)

BITCORN COMPUTER

I'm going to go to wingstop today to do some equity diligence on WING

>>53838741
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

>>53838698
>MUH FRACTIONS OF A PERCENT
This is legitimately so pitiful. The bear thesis is unironically weak as fuck at this point.

jej, baggies, jej

>BABA and GOOGLE both below 90
s-should I start slurping?

>>53838740
Waiting for sub 3900.

Bobotrannys can’t dump cause they don’t have any stocks or money lol

My female friend got fired today from her cushy office manager gig. The fire rises.

ABT looking tasty.

i slurped hard
market will dump hard

just tried explaining short selling to my boomer 80 year old father
he simply could not understand it and told me i was "a gambling fool", and that I should get a real job again
Time will tell Dad, time will tell.
/blog

>>53838778
>he doesn't understand that 0.6% month over month is 7.44% annualized
>BUT IT'S JUST A FRACTION OF A PERCENT!
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!

Please don't forget anon, while we all know j*ws are to be blamed for this crash don't forget the stinky communist indians that have destroyed silicon valley they should get their fair share of blame also

>>53838778
but this is finance, fractions of a percent make all the difference sometimes

>>53838794
Fired or laid off

>>53838803
>opening a shitpost with "anon"
>on an imageboard
do you expect anybody to read beyond that

>>53838758
IDK but I have x20 0DTE puts on COIN @ 60

I bought one (1, uno, une, ein, ichi, odin) share of VOO

the more I look at WING the more convinced I am that it needs to fall by ~75% from here

stinky!

>>53838799
did you explain shorting stocks or shorting futures because technically they are very different thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlM0vahvauU

>>53838832
Why do you think WING "needs" to fall ?

i love how stupid mumu is. Every dump it's always the same thing.
>wtf why did we dump today?????
>Everything is always priced in, so the market should always be green!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bagholding goog

how did it even come to this anon

>>53838845
he's a gambling fool

>>53838799
>my boomer 80 year
That probably makes you 40-50 yourself boomer

Thread Theme, since we've been visited by Neggers from Another Dimension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to6aVpfJ3qY

>>53838861
Do you think we should go long on WING then?

>oil always dumps with the market
>but then recovers, as though people remember that oil isn't tech

you stupid retards missed the train again. rycey is UP UP UP

>>53838834
"HOW CAN YOU SELL THE STOCKS IF YOU DONT HAVE THEM? YOU BORROW THEM? WHO IS LENDING THEM, THE BANK?"


>>53838845
same reason PANW needs to fall
(the earnings do not justify the price [pe ratio too high] )

>>53838866
im 35 please dont bully me

>>53838848
I genuinely do not understand why it is even going down, I know they have a court case and fumbled with Ai but are nothingburgers

PLTK getting bum blasted

>>53838686
>it's a new negative paradigm!
>the october lows were really just a bull trap!

Roads are packed, bars are packed, restaurants are packed. Stores are packed. Hotels are packed. Planes are packed. We're making and burning HE missiles on foreigners without even losing our own boys.

>>53838799
>>53838866
The chad 40yo neet.

>>53838730
>>53838790

look at these copes. kek

>>53838876
But WING is a company that is the best chicken wing company in the nation. Everytime someone thinks of Chicken wings they think of either Wingstop or BWW.

So why would you short one of the most popular names in a single industry (the chicken wing industry) ?

We're fucked bros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3yPyc5ZdNs
!!!!THREAD THEME!!!!

>>53838906
because I saw it on an anonymous image board and I have a good feeling about it

>>53838914
banger

>>53838876
see, your boomer dad understood perfectly. banks lend from their short inventory if they have it or buy into inventory and lend them if they dont have it.

>>53838921
Who Told You To Short It On The Anonymous Imageboard.

>>53838778
>Inflation is dead!
>Ok its not as dead as we tbought but its barely alive! ((You) are here)
Gee I wonder what happens next?

i like chiken wings

>>53838728
Feels good man.

Now I can drink Prosecco and think about the best time to grab some leveraged stocks. This is where the fun begins.

>>53838914
chicken fried fridays really are the best

>>53838896
they are using debt to do all of these things. they are extending their credit, going further into debt, to maintain their lifestyle. this will blow up, and make the crisis that much worse
as soon as unemployment starts to rise, all of these people who put themselves in massive debt in order to afford a vacation will default

>>53838896
It's really odd to see people taking such a bearish stance, I'm actually starting to believe that they really don't go out into the real world. All the spooky economic headlines don't align with what's going on AT ALL. I mean yeah it's different regionally but in general you'd have to be retarded to bet against the US economy right now.

You have 36 minutes left until The Slurpening begins.

Close your shorts.

>>53838813
They said laid off but no way in hell the companys bringing her back

>>53838948
Yeah, got a source for any of your faggot claims?
>inb4 that one retarded cc usage debt chart

>>53838953
We likely won’t go any lower than 3800

>>53838948
>put themselves in massive debt in order to afford a vacation
Dude shut the fuck up with this doomer bullshit

>>53838936
The chicken wings at my grocery store got way too expensive sadly

>>53838953
>>53838896

>what are long and variable lags.

The fed only started raising rates less than one year ago. It takes time to work its way in constricting the economy.

In the meantime the longer the good economy lingers from QE/Stimmies the worse JPow will have to stay hawkish.

>>53838871
oil is strange in this way. it's always going 10 steps forward and 9 steps back when it's trending.

UMMM CLEARLY THE RSI AND THE NYSE MCLELKLIN OCERLATOR SAYS WE ARE IN OVER SOLD CONDITIUONS SO UMMMMM I THINK WE ARE DUE FOR A BULL RUUN RIGHT NOW

>>53838956
i'll stay on the look out for you 50 share order

>>53838936
>>53838972

Does a chicken wing restaurant with this menu deserve to have a market cap of $5 billion? Especially when they don't even make 350m in yearly revenues.

>>53838953
Fine keep slurping that dip until you lose your job. Lowell’s hell bent on getting us to 2% inflation no matter the cost, so I guess we’re gonna find out the hard way what companies can’t survive a 6% Federal Funds rate

Y'all need to calm down.

Happy friday. I put another £100 into the portfolio. Saw a big of a dip today and I dont like seeing it go down so I've topped it up. £100 into google. Alphabet is having a discount sale

>>53838914
Too late >>53838867


And in case you missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFC2Gwr2MYA

>>53838961
>>53838966
>>53838948
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexledsom/2023/02/08/the-rise-of-fly-now-pay-later-is-leading-to-travel-debt/?sh=1c64c01520c3
>Feb 8, 2023
>The Rise Of Fly Now, Pay Later. Is It Leading To Travel Debt?
https://www.yahoo.com/now/report-shows-credit-card-debit-232321807.html
>Report shows credit card debt is now the highest on record
literally just google any of the claims I am making, set the time filter to 1 month - I am not making shit up

>>53838987
kekekeke

>>53838998
Tranny

>>53838997
Bustard?

Any chance we see 393 within the next hour? I wanna go have breakfast right now

Thanks for the bullshit, smg bulls.

Lil bit of divvy fried
Cold divvies on a Friday night
Holding divvies just feels right
My divvies keep piling uuuuuupppppppp

>>53838988
in a pozzed 0% interest rate world where everything is fake and gay, yes. In today's world they are worth 0

Options are pricing in a significantly higher chance that the Fed will raise rates to ~5.37% by the end of this year.

>>53838998
>namefag
>tripfag
>bri*ish
>poorfolio

I’m betting you’re around 23-25 y/o too

>>53839025
Why are you eating your dividend, do you have mental illness anon?

>>53838988
I don't care
I just want to buy the brand I like at the store without getting ripped off

Guys for the first time ever I'm getting a refund from my taxes. What do I put my 900 big ones into?

I CANT DUMP

>>53839003

these anons
>>53838948
>>53838966
>>53838961

need to google "valentine debt" and "zero-prime car loan"

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/07/valentines-day-spending-jumps-even-if-it-means-more-credit-card-debt.html


>Valentine’s Day spending is expected to reach $25.9 billion in 2023, one of the highest-spending years on record, according to the National Retail Federation.
>This year, Americans will shell out $192.80, on average, on candy, cards, flowers and other gifts for friends, loved ones, classmates and even coworkers, the report found, up from $175.41 in 2022.


>That’s despite the fact that many Americans are already going into more debt just to afford their day-to-day expenses as prices rise.
>Yet, 27% of couples said they will need to rely on credit cards to cover Valentine’s Day costs and, for most of them, it will take at least two months to pay it off, LendingTree also found.
>Almost 1 in 5 Americans think a Valentine’s Day gift is worth the credit card debt, according to another report by WalletHub.

>>53839012
Wow how surprising

>>53839025

>>53839041
HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WINGSTOP TICKER SYMBOL WING

somebody is getting liquidated today

>>53838931
There Are Wasps In The Smoker's Den

>>53839064
I'm getting liquidated on some Scotch later.

>>53838996
>I guess
what would my slurping cheapies have to do with your premise?

>>53839043
Tons of cheap banks right now. I like KSS, but they ramped a ton of debt under their last board through COVID, so we'll see how fast they can grow, but their divy is pretty good.

>>53839030
6-mo T-Bills hit 5.11% couple days ago after auction.

1 to 3-mo T-Bills might get to 6% by summer.

>>53839050
I went and spent $11 at McDonald's and $20 on taco bell. My girlfriend left me last month

>>53839012
Wtf? Blind tranny with tendonitis=

>>53839030
6-6.5% will be the terminal rate. That’s not too high for the US to pay off its debt. Inflation also should get better once student loan payments restart and if Biden and McCarthy can make an agreement on tax increases and federal budget cuts

>>53839038
Can't afford chicken anymore

>>53839064
hopefully baggie!

>>53839012
good.
women get what they deserve, they pushed for this shit

>>53839081
>The after Christmas rugpull
Brutal.

The Eater of Chicken Fears the Liquid Shart.

are you going BOBO, MOMOor cucking on the sideline ATM /smg/?

>>53839050
>inflation means things are always more expensive
>debt is higher
no shit?
talk in %?

>>53839085
You know what to consume in your pod.

>>53839036
Wrong! (About the age)

BITCORN!

>>53839081
no cap.

wahmen are leading cause of sticky inflation.

See stocks like:
ULTA
CROX

>>53839078
So what’s to stop someone from just buying 1 month T-bills month over month? It’s better than dealing with this clown show of a market, and you only lose 1% to inflation

>>53839069
The Ladder Falls. And The Bell Tolls.

>>53839106
>Feed zee bugs to zee chickenz
Checkmate, Klaus.

JUST BOUGHT NASDAQ 80X BULL
NO FEAR

>>53839012
I’d be freaked out too if there was somebody with a fencing sword taking photos of themselves in a bathroom

>>53839108
Lol if you’re older

LMAO, even

>>53839103
Just get inflation adjusted real retail sales numbers yourself. Sh!t I'm not here to do your homework.

The first 200SMA of this new and eternal bullmarket. If you're not buying UPRO on leverage then you are a complete fool.

>>53839095
He didn't propose, been with her for 3 years.
He might get her back, but he has to commit. Not nice of him to try to get free milk all day.
>>53839115
No man is an island...
People associate that with some gore and goth, but it's really a very Christian narrative, almost humanist.

Pain

is 250k federal protection per institution, or total?

>>53839114
That's what I'm literally doing right now with dry powder.

>>53839120
damn bro it's fucking over for Klaus

>>53839126
>80X BULL
>NO FEAR
Don’t worry it will be over quickly

>>53839154
Total.

>>53839137
>i'm here to neg, but not tell you anything
I know that.

>>53839154
per institution
so you can keep 250K in one bank, 250K in another bank, and be insured for the full 500K
if you deposited 500K in bank 1, you would only be insured for 250K of it

>>53839162
IM MOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

>>53839159
Globalists don't want you to know about biology and animal husbandry.

What's up? Soft landing baggies. LMAO

>>53839177
Good luck, I hope you make it

>>53839164
wrong

>>53839050
I spent like 4 grand on a red diamond pendant for my gookfu, but she let me fuck her, which was nice.

>>53839164
I have been grossly misinformed.

Keep the 100% order open, or be greedy?

Heckin love gamblooong

>>53839146
>No man is an island...
>People associate that with some gore and goth, but it's really a very Christian narrative, almost humanist.
How would anyone misconstrue the message of "No man is an island" as something to do with "gore and goth"? The poem isn't dark at all

Once again I’m asking for the QRD on Self-Storage stocks, I was told they would moon.

Also keeping powder dry for the generational opportunity that will be new issue corporate debt

>>53839206
he's wrong. don't listen to him
>>53839168
>>53839195

>>53839204
diamonds arent red idiot you got scammed

>>53839177
aaaaaaaaaaahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONNNNNNNNNY MOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!
CASHGANG CASHGANG
>>53839193
State your paypal brother i feel generous if i make this

>>53839204
You're a nigger, but I wouldn't want you to kill yourself or accidentally suicide twice in the back of the head. I'm just too sensitive I guess.

>>53839204
>>53839204
>red diamond
>Buying diamonds with imperfection
>Buying diamonds
Also, why aren't you B& for ban evasion?

>>53839131
I am older
I am moving at my own pace. I am comfortable. I am hungry for more MONEY!

>>53838677
Kek baggies

>>53839221
this one is red

>>53839213
It's the last bit, "Don't ask for whome the bell tolls,..."
Metallica turned it into heavy metal, and a bunch of Rob Zombie types associated the whole premise with grim morbidity.

>>53839224
I’m good bro, may your longs moon

>he didnt buy ze bottom

MEATBALL MARKET

>>53839247
Okay so fat kids who drink Monster Energy and listen to Metallica thought the poem is super edgy and goth because the last line was used in a Metallica song

We are crabbing around 394, which way do we breakout? I feel like the market makers don't dump the market because of put to call volume. Too many retail traders would make money and that is highly illegal.

>>53839064
Probably the bulls who told me I was a fool for sticking with my puts being down 80%, already doubled my money since my lowest point.

>>53839258
God, 24 is going to be such absolute fucking cancer. I am not looking forward to this.

for me, it's Kubla Khan

>>53839262
Read old poetry? Anon, these guys had portable CD's and radios.
Finding some poet named John Donne and reading his lines... Not a thing.
John Donne, sounds like a Miami Vice character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfgf9HatIHI

oh are we going to see the same fake and gay recovery now that we had yesterday?

>>53839211
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to _______

How is it that every time I do a papertrade, it goes up 1 gorrilion percent, but when I do an actual trade I get rugged 20% in the first 5 minutes followed by more throughout the day. is this a joke?

Hungover Lazy Midwit who woke up late:

Please speak to me accordingly.

What the fuck is happening?!

>>53839332
We gaan

>>53839332
MM called in and said:
>This lazy shit won't know what hit him.

>>53839332
in terms you can understand, shitbirds have flown the shitroost

>>53839332
inflation is really bad
heres the numbers from this morning

US Personal Income +0.6% In Jan; Consensus +1.2%

US Personal Spending +1.8% In Jan; Consensus +1.4%

Jan PCE Core Price Index +0.6% Rate On Mo; +4.7% On Yr

Jan PCE Price Index +0.6% Rate On Mo; +5.4% On Yr

>>53839332
Crab market I think it'll recover a bit eventually. Who knows, God help us, fight the crab

>>53839332
Fed executing asset fire sale.
Slurp it if you got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
.

>>53839295
It is actually pretty fun, I’m half considering quitting my job to work on the right person’s campaign. You’ve got Nicki, Donald and Ronald running for the GOP so far. Biden and the Orb Lady for the DNC.

Mormons pay taxes like everyone else & they’re required to donate 10% of their income to the church.

The Mormon CHURCH on the other hand manages a tax-free fund worth over $100 billion & donates less than 1% to charity every year.

Idk if I should be outraged or impressed by how much Mormon niggers steal money

>>53839295
>>53839372
Who are the frontrunners for GOP? Donald and Ronald?

>>53839372
I gotta be real with you: I read a lot of terrible ideas in /smg/, but joining a Presidential campaign is probably the leader right now.

>>53839340
Like a Shit-Gaan situation?

DESU isnt gaan a /t/ meme i dont recall it too much... what was that meme about again?

>>53838677
>Bounce off the 200D SMA
its over bobros

>>53839384
You should be wondering how the rabbi literally stole your dick on a narrative that he's got some bloodline to Adam, when his mother was Polish.

>>53838828
Last night I set for $10 worth of fractional VOO to market buy at bell open. I also got $10 of VTI, $3.50 each of VEA and VWO, and $12.50 each of DE and INTC (all set to auto buy last night). I fully expected immediate loss, but this is for the long term.

>>53839343
FUCK! THEY GOT ME AGAIN!

>>53839332
CPE came in +0.1%, currently pricing in
Big boys got the info a week ago and has been short since
Dealer OPEX refinancing in action
Retail staring at RSI not buying
Bobo party is over early next week and choppy bull-trend continues because liquidity is still getting stronger

>>53839394
i dunno, could be a fun life experience in a hunter s thompson kinda way

>>53839384
Have you ever met a mormon? It's like meeting a fucking alien. They are extremely white, and well educated, and then somehow amazingly retarded. Like, they are like hamsters for anything they didn't study in their mormon school. Very intelligent people with amazing genetics, and somehow they are literal retards for any information that wasn't deliberated forced into them.

They will fall for literally anything and never ask questions unless it is something that directly offends the scripture.

>>53839396
https://www.nycaviation.com/2014/03/we-gaan-the-horror-and-absurdity-of-historys-worst-plane-crash/22569

>>53839348

Holy shit mother, this is the shit storm that shit head Ricky was on about isnt it?!

THE MOTHER OF SHITSTORMS!

FUCK!

>>53838677
Anons I'm mostly interested in betting on earnings. Recommend me some sites worth bookmarking.

>>53839396
tldr the deadliest air disaster in history occurred because of hubris which would make Greek gods blush became a meme.

>>53839398
Rabbi didn't take any cock from me. White Americans are such fucking goy cattle. Do you retards not realize that the only people on this planet who get circumcised are Muslims, Jews, and White hambeasts from USA who worship Israel

>>53839395
Yesterday was the 200 EMA acting like support KEKEKEKE. keep coping faggot!

The 2 stocks I'm waiting to pounce on aren't down at all

reeeee

>>53839417
Hunter S. Thompson was a faggot and an heroed, like all journalists should.

I hate the PPT

>>53839437
>Rabbi didn't take any cock from me.
Then you didn't offer it properly. They're queer as folk, get down there, let him know you're available. But only if you're a little boy.

>>53839416
>Bobo party is over early next week and choppy bull-trend continues because liquidity is still getting stronger

IDK about this... these numbers anon provided are not saying that at all:>>53839363 & >>53839352

Is there any bounce left in the kitty?

>>53839419
>They are extremely white, and well educated, and then somehow amazingly retarded.
Wrong. What the actual fuck, do you white 4chan virgins automatically assume that white = more educated? LMAO, most Mormons are incredibly retarded and cannot read at an 8th grade level.

Of course most white people from Idaho / Utah can't read at an 8th grade level either.

t. lived in Mormon satellite colony — Idaho — for years

>>53839083
>Inflation also should get better once student loan payments restart

Looks like Composite Man doesn't want the S&P to fall below 200 days SMA

>>53839461
They probably mistake a high functioning hard working society for educated.
Pretty easy to do.

I love the PPT

>>53839461
well i'd take polite white retards over the other kind

>>53839461
They are very well educated and will out score any gook in a standardized test.

Despite this, they have literally zero concept of street smarts and you will be astonished at how stupid they seem. Like disabled tier.

But they are actually very smart. It's just really fucking weird. They are perfect cattle.

OOOOOHHHH IM GONNA HECKIN SLURP!!!!!

boy i hope there isn't a basket of toxic swaps weighing the market down

>>53839436
Actually it was a combination of absolutely everything possible going wrong and being handled wrong, Mr. Gaan just got the blame because he pulled the last block out of the Jenga tower.

>>53839482
>yeah, they could totally be sold on a narrative that only one bloodline matters
>spend all their lives revolving around a group that believes only one bloodline matters
>while 0% of the population of that group have that bloodline
Dupable as fuck, anon.

>>53839098
profound

>>53839508
Rewrite this because I have literally zero idea what this post is about

>>53839459
Inflation is coming back, but this is too soon imo - june maybe july, stocks will be slow to act.
This week was nothing but a refinancing event, long covering.

>>53839479
PPT can work if they have to unload their balance sheet...

>>53839206
Many such cases!

just sold and went into SQQQ
these rate hikes are going to kill the economy

>>53839499
Swiss cheese, etc. Maybe Mr. Dutch all star shouldn't have hit the throttle.

>jews and penises
>airline disasters
>2024 election talk

alright thats enough /smg/ for me

>>53839532
>these rate hikes are going to kill the economy
No they will save it... it will hut though. I mean it i will hurt us not the rich corrupt faggots causing this though.

Okay you fucking faggot bears, look at this. Look at the hard data. Look at the clear downtrend. Look at how fucking pitiful all these fraction-of-a-percent inflation readings look in context.

Can't wait for you idiots to try spinning this.

>>53839543
Oh come on, air disasters are fun.

>>53839543
Better start working on your Mandarin

>>53839543
BUY BUY BUY

SELL SELL SELL

RATE HIKE! RATE HIKE!

SIGA ISNT DEAD! BIZ BALLZ, BEAD BATH AND DEEEEZZZ NUUUTTZZZ

You going to stay for a while now?

>>53839543
Pretty standard /smg/ really

>>53839575
better thanks

AND ZOLD AT 38% PROFIT
THAT WAS A NICE EASY 1100$

>>53839563
It does not matter how infinitesimally small the fractional amount difference it is, the market is still taking a dump and no amount of mental gymnastics is going to all of a sudden stop what is currently happening right now in the market.

>>53839575
you forgot to post an ugly bitch

>>53839482
>They are very well educated and will out score any gook in a standardized test.
This is just pure insanity and delusion. Let me get this straight, you think White people, especially one of the most retarded Muslim-esque kind, can outscore....Asians on any standardized test? This is just hilarious.

This is literally worse than reading Black people try to pretend like White people commit more crime than them on Twitter shitholes. It's just a complete delusional revision of reality.

If you aren't some copelord White 4channer and are an actually educated Asian-American like me you'd see that most Mormons are blue collar home schooled dumbfucks.

I was an English tutor for this really polite but retarded White mormon kid for a while. Really a good insight into how fucking uneducated conservative White goy cattle in the USA let their kids be. He couldn't even write out a sentence longer than 6-7 words. Vocabulary extremely limited.

It's no wonder that most post-grad STEM programs in the USA, across all levels of reputation, are like 2% white and 98% asian.

>>53839583
Nice, what'd you sell anon?

>>53839589
tl;dr I live in a place with actually stupid white people and the whites out west are 1000 years more developed

>>53839582
we are a community anon. I love you

>>53839126
>>53839591

FED'S BULLARD: IN COMPARISON TO ITS 1970S COUNTERPART, THE FED HAS SIGNIFICANT INSTITUTIONAL CREDIBILITY.

Bulltard is smoking the good shit now

>>53839588
Sorry, here you go.

they are really trying to repeat yesterdays fake and gay action

>>53839596
I can't even begin to think how much cope and delusion goes behind the thought that White mormons can outscore Asians on standardized testing. I mean you people do realize that Mormons who graduate from high school can't even read a clock or do simple arithmetic? It's as if an entire sect of Christians normalized being aggressively retarded

>>53839563

Delusional

What levels are you watching on SPY? On QQQ?

>>53839612
do we need to bring back witch burning?

Look at me, I am The Journalist now. No need to pay $1000 montly Bloomberg / Fortune subscription anymore.

>>53839563
should have zold bro. all pain from here

>>53839616
>oy vey the option contracts are going to be ITM >what are we going to do mr. Fink?
>zogslurp eet

>>53839647
never reply to me again

>>53839625
Look bro, I will give you this. I elected to disregard to lower 20% of mormons. In terms of mormons that matter and arent isolationist insane people, I would place their average IQ at 120+ and yes they are HIGHLY educated. It is a narrow education, but very high quality in that narrowness.

Outside of this narrow extremely high quality education, they are literal hamsters.

We 95% agree. The mormons have a very large elite class that extends deeply into the larger base of their people.

>>53839610
Dude is a master troll.

Uh oh, pivoooootniggers...

OOOoooOOOOOOoooOOO I'm only down 1% now my bastards we're melting upwards

>>53839589
ching chong

>>53839661
That's a man.

closing green, fucking cap this

STOP FUCKING PUMPING

>>53839644
>>53839627
>>53839587
lol yup just as I thought, no real refutation

Oh look, a V bottom slurp of 0DTE gamma straight back to unchanged.

Nobody could have predicted this!

>>53839680
>STOP FUCKING PUMPING
How about no

>>53838953
Business travel was propped up last year by people claiming that COVID business tax credit: https://twitter.com/DiMartinoBooth/status/1621190685700374529

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/employee-retention-credit

That's why wagies are getting crushed but you could still see robust airline, hotel, and restaurant numbers.

Fake and gay pump AGAIN
2 days in a fucking row

>>53839678
quite the gap to fill

i went bear side. im holding for few weeks maybe. have a stop if it goes against me.

>>53839476
>>53839656

>They probably mistake a high functioning hard working society for educated.
Do you want to know how vulnerable Mormon households are to drug abuse? You meet Mormons (in Idaho, at least) who have a crystal meth addiction for 15 years and have had a hard time untangling their family's faith from their desire to help her recover. There are just not many opportunities for the home schooled Mormon types growing up in Horsefuck, Mountain Zone.


One thing I will say is that Mormons take the cake for living in naturally beautiful areas. Utah is hands down the most gorgeous state in the Union. I'd turn to Lutheranism too and drink my ass off if I was some white Minnesotan living in the super boring flatness

The BBBY index shows that we've double topped the meme stock. Hedgies mayhave covered for the day.

>>53839678
When you're wrong you have to put on a tripcode and call yourself StupidFagit all next week.

yeah the exact same thing is gonna happen today that happened yesterday
just kidding we are drilling to 390 by EOD such a bull trap

>>53839661
You might want to reconsider your investing strategy. Pic related, an article on that topic from a very reputable publisher.

>>53839675
unironically, yes. the macrotranny is based, though.

>>53839675
There's some real negative correlation between looks and "ability to pull together useful macro information". I mean, case in point, Jeff Snider.

im tired of the ooo aaa posting. that's literally all you guys do. next we'll have a green day and it'll just be the opposite of today in here. it's all so tiresome. there is literally no useful information here. literally worse than stocktwits.

>>53839699

tax laws make such a mess like the post-COVID Empty storefronts stay empty to rake in tax loss credits

how does PDT restriction work if you don't buy or sell all the shares?

if you have 9,000 shares of X; do you still get hit with PDT for buying / selling a single share?
or you can you sell 9000 times (and DCA)?

>>53839725
tell me what to buy

Another jewish reversal

>>53839709
I think your problem what you are imaging as "educated" is the coastal state university definition, rather than the actual definition of the word meaning mastery of a specific topic.

Mormons are extremely educated, and very intelligent, with amazing genetics. They just also happen to know fucking nothing.

>>53839709
The religion is weird af, no lie, I consider it a cult too. But they're mostly really good people, who have, as previously noted, a very high functioning society. They won't nigger out on each other, they don't half-truth their deals. They won't knife you in the ass.

>GUYS INFLATIONS IS COMING DOWN Y .000000001% ON ALL THE SECTORS THAT DOESN"T MATTER
>*market opens*

>>53839712
>tripfag wants more tripfags
Filtered.
>>53839732
ARKK

>>53839728
Personally I'm surprised whenever people talk about "record numbers of businesses opening during the COVID recovery!" without a pile of asterixes. Like, bro, 80% of those are scam shell companies.

>>53839691
the wonders of an efficient market ladies and germs

>>53839637

"MOORE WITCHES!!!!"

what's with all these jewish gap downs.

>>53839751
It's not over until orange juice collapses.

>>53839751
people are fighting the fed, they aren't winning.

>Good news? I slurp
>Bad news? I slurp

>>53839732
>SOXL
>SPXL (dca)
>TECS
>DOLE

>>53839741
>>53839740
Idk guys, the nicest person I've ever met is my friend's mom and shes an ex-Mormon who talks about how insane the childhood abuse is in Mormon households and how fucked everyone turns out.

You guys are white 4channers who look at some super white-dominant Muslim-type cult and think HECKIN BASED AWOOGA AWOOGA but the reality is that their culture is a dying shitshow because none of their kids want to live like Wahabbi muslims

>>53839751
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>market goes up? I blame jews
>market goes down? I blame jews

BTC dead cat bounce just ended, btw
resuming freefall in 3... 2... 1...

>>53839725
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53839793
Never ever ever believe anything any woman says about anything ever.

That being said all groups have lower tier people.

>>53839803
now show me the ooo version you're gonna post on the next green day. i know you have one.

>>53839793
>their culture is a dying shitshow
this is some cope or some disinfo. I can read birthrate.

This market is so jewish its unreal

Cramer really just gave Nigvidya the kiss of death. This kike is based af.

>>53839751
where can i get that chart?

lmao we going green now

>>53839793
Are you that racist Indian that was sperging out about fentanyl ODs lately?

>>53839778
>lean hogs
>cotton
>orange juice
the south status: rising again

>>53839712
i don't think you're allowed to share your tripcode, baggot

>>53839802
wake me up if BTC goes below 20k
until then I literally don't give a shit

Don't Worry fellow COVIDIANS! I mean PIVOTIANS!

>We only need 1 more booster, I-I mean rate Hike to 5% and it will all go back to normal!

2 More rate hike for you and your infants and it will all go back to normal!

>5% wont stop you from spreading inflation but this next couple booosters, I-I mean rate hikes will!!

Why does it always rhyme?

>>53839784
TECS ... long a mostly AAPL bear 3x ETF while holding SPXL and SOXL... okkk

>>53839778
> palladium down again
fuck me. Why did I invest in that shit

>>53839793
Also FYI, all of the churches in my area are growing very strongly. Congregations usually grow until a scandal breaks them apart. Churches rarely wither away from lack of interest.

Religion is alive and well at least where I am, it genuinely seems to be increasing by a lot.

>>53839817
It's working. Nvidia is healing. Right now the p/e ratio is 136. I can't wait for it to hit 300 and see /smg/ seeth

>>53839043
If you’re a conservative investor, ETH.

>>53839729
Any time you change direction, that's a roundtrip trade.
For example:
>buy 10 shares of AAPL in PM
>sell 1 share at noon
>buy that 1 share back in AH
You just used two of your roundtrips for the week. Yes it's retarded and yes it's probably designed to fuck over retail. PDT restriction is an Obama/Yellen thing.

Where as a euro can I buy 0TDE?

>>53839843
i just got covid again and it's basically just a shitty cold. didn't even get a fever this time. unvaxxed btw. had to be out of work for 2 years but it was worth it.

>>53839828
dude. I've actually met a girl who DID FUCKING FENANYL/HEROIN when she was 14/15. From Idaho. Guess where she grew up? Some suburb near Ogden, Utah.

Do you see why I talk out about white people and fentanyl OD's, etc? Because it is the grim reality of many parts of America. I'm not even trying to fuck w 4chuds about this, it's just insane that a 14 year old girl is doing heroin. And that isn't super uncommon in these Mormon parts of Utah/Idaho.

>>53839823
from open, still down yesterday close.
just picked up lunch on some leverages, gonna DD on the waitress.

>>53839864
Tasty Trade - Just use Wise to fund it.

>>53839814
Only dedicated bears will cum, fuck that STUPID NIGGER mumu

>>53839793
>>53839741
>>53839740
Fun fact. Mormons make great glowies. CIA and NSA are full of them.

>>53839875
i'd never use tasty trade just because of the name tbhwy. is it owned by some cali surfer faggot or some shit?

>>53839867
You know, a "yes" would have sufficed.

Bobo got that dawg in him

Dont give up Bobo! Ganbatte!!!

>>53839865
>had to be out of work for 2 years

Holy shit anon 2 years for a cold? That seems craaazzzzzyyyy

>>53839888
Who gives a shit

>>53839867
Here in Kentucky this is not even remotely out of the ordinary. It is not even taboo. We've got extremely religious people all over the place.

I wouldn't use this as sign of a dying society, theres too many moving parts for me to make that declaration. These are all still really good people.

>>53839875
>>53839888
Lol. He doesn't know. Who owns Tastytrade. Cali Surfer?
Lmao.

Think of how hot a typical Cali surfer is supposed to look, and then imagine a man antithetically attractive to that. Imagine the ugliest gremlin in the world.

>>53839857
The p/e being 136 is not a sign of health for NVDA, dip. Not even clear where you stand on this, maybe you're just a moron. Smg isn't seething that it's at 136p/e, we're laughing because that's comically high.
I thought you were kidding around until I checked it for myself.

>>53839875
Wise wasn’t working anymore even with ACH when I tried it a few months ago.

>US10Y going to 4%
>DXY mooning
It's OVER for bobo

>>53839886
They sure do. Because they are the most insane combination of gullible and clean cut the world has ever seen.

fucking jewish niggers im logging off & fuck u I got time value

they're gonna dump on retail, also it's a psyop. also goyslop

>>53839905
My point is that anyone who tries to pass off Mormon society as "educated" (no doubt because they're white) is clueless and has no perspective or understanding of these people. they are uneducated and turn to drugs, a normal outcome of extreme religious pressures.

>>53839910
Sam Bankman-Fried JK Rowling goblin type I'm guessing

>>53839910
Yikes, that guy is fugly

>>53839712
Kill yourself you attention whoring tripfag

>>53839905
>These are all still really good people.

NOO NOO be divided! Fight each other! How bigoted of you!

>>53839898
my bad with the phrasing lol, saw that coming a mile away. they thought it was a plague back then and people stopped hiring if you remember, then there was the vaxx mandates. im just out of work for 3 days and im back.

the silver lining is that i got my first permanent position after those 2 years and it's the best job i've ever had in my life.

>>53839916
Works for me, just get USD account details.

>>53839854
I like what Tony Greer said once when asked about the recent price action.

>"Have you ever seen palladium? Yeah, me neither. That's why I don't invest in it."

>>53839912
Seeth harder fag, nvidia is gonna keep retard pumping the market to ath

>>53839949
>got my first permanent position after those 2 years and it's the best job i've ever had in my life.

You love to hear it! Well done anon! I hope you make it! Be safe out there space cowboy

>>53839899
>>53839910
like i said, i don't know shit about you yuropoor faggots and hope you freeze to death. i just saw the gay name and called it out accordingly. im just gonna be over here feeling superior while using Think or Swim, thanks.

>>53839978
Cool story. No one cares.

>>53839972
yeah it's weird how life works out like that. was working temp jobs for years before then trying to get my food in the door of the semiconductor industry. now im making bank and im not second class citizen temp worker anymore, get benefits and everything, feels good.

>>53839978
>>53840000
what the fuck 4chan fucked my shit up

I am getting a (you) for this but this isn't my post and I did make a post but it isn't here

>>53839888
No it’s owned by the jewiest Jew of them all, Tom “Chop Chop” Sosnoff.

>>53839954
Kek, I must admit, I can respect such approach to investing.

new thread you fucking fags CHOP CHOP

>>53840000
Never said they did. Most of what gets posted here no one gives a shit about. You're still gay though. No one cares that you suck giant nigger dicks on the daily, but you do.

before, every dip was a reason to load up on more longs. Now, every rip is a reason to load up on more shorts

>>53839952
That’s what I did, but it never managed to link to my Wise account.
They recommend using Currencyfair but fuck that.

>>53840011
Nah man this is it, the last smg thread, we are free now

>>53839838
Can't you fucking read retard? My name is The Quasar. You faggots always get me confused with some Baggot Faggot.

>@53839943
Thanks for the (you).

>>53839964
lmao, nah NVDA is fucked for the next 6 months minimum.

>>53839937
Mormons are PHD tier in a narrow range. Most of them are even very well rounded. Despite this, their level of gullibility is disability tier. It's amazing how it can even exist. It boggles the mind when you see it.

Mormons have an extremely robust social support system, the majority of their members are included in this, however the lower mormons you seem to be focusing on are not part of this and the majority of mormons would actually prefer they not exist.

New thread. Sirs please move thank you very much

>>53840049
>>53840049
>>53840049

>>53840011
Bake it yourself. Damn Indians all want to be the maharaja.

IN THE FUCKING MONEY BOYS

FUCK MUMU AND FUCK JANNIES

>>53839925


just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

1929. look it up. if u don't understand why this is happening as we speak , you are mentally challenged and deserve to be a poorfag sucking niggercocks for cans of beans. There is no assetclass that won't crash. bye now cringebiznigs

>>53839964
Oh so you're just dumb and niggerish, good to know you're taking the opposite trade to me

>>53838677
Space is fake and gay, Bobo. The stars are not that far away.

>>53839778
>Gasoline uranium glow..

fucking bearish AF inflation will rise even more.

>>53841295
Now that I double check, I think that's actually Finviz spazzing out about the contract month rollover. The various months are pretty crabby: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/refined-products/rbob-gasoline.quotes.html