/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>dxy pumping
Someone knows something

>>53837242
Mfw I hodled sqqq. No brakes till 2500.

So what's the deal with BYND? I thought you guys said no one wanted fake mystery meat anymore and their sales were in the shitter.

All in 0dte calls on Nvda/tsla at open. How many times you gonna watch this trade work from the sidelines?

Don't worry Bull frens. They are just recalculating the inflation. Hold the line beautiful marines.

>>53837242
>We told you not to get involved in that

>>53837483
No worries, I buy 4 times a month, averaging over 700/week.

Beyond meat up 11,5% before markets open. How the fuck.

Market is going to crash.
YES OR YES?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAKsZ26SabQ&list=RDGMEMCMFH2exzjBeE_zAHHJOdxg&index=11

What's so good about DOLE?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53837541
Potassium

>>53837541
Nothing. Invest is NEO.

>>53837512
They brought it down to 6% cow poop

bears gonna get gaped at open

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Michael Burry was right again. Inflation never went away it just temporarily decreased. We will see double digit inflation this year. Will be interesting to see how the Fed handles it or if the US economy will collapse due to defaults on interest payments. Go long on Emerging Markets and start unloading US equities. US empire is crumbling and will never return to former glory.

Liquidity is falling 10 year is rising. DXY breaking

Inflation is transsssstorrrryyy..

I gave you lots of information yesterday on the bounce to short again. DID YOU TAKE IT ANON? probably not.

Just fuck my shit up

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS THAT

YANG GANG wins again

closed my shorts for $2100 profit ezpz

you lazy nigger OP early baked and didn't announce in the old thread?

Is the fed pivot in the room with us now?

Inflation is accelerating. ACCELERATING

>WBD up 2%
Lmao faggots I'm green today

>>53837680
Powell can get to about 10-10.5% before the US literally can’t make its debt payments anymore. Ideally student loan repayments will restart and both Biden and McCarthy will get their tax increases and budget cuts, which should help bring inflation down

WATCH OUT THE AMERISLURPS ARE SLURPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53837737
inflation accelerating on absolutely no news

>>53837671
I wonder if I sohuld lcose y low-leverage shorts, we are at support levels.

>>53837753
I will slurp this market green and there is NOTHING you can do about it

Any other slurp bros out here? What we slurping?

OH SHIT THE IRS HIT ME WITH MY RETURN LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53837766
I closed mine

>>53837776
AQB, BBBY, TRUFF!!!

>short
NVDA
TSLA
PANW

>long
SQQQ
BOIL

nice gap down

>>53837805
EXTREMELY based

>>53837753
>>53837775
Samefag

>>53837802
I decided to close half of it and long indices a bit.

>>53837680
Interests rates have to be above inflation to work, anything else is wishful thinking

>>53837811
Not only are anime posters the most pathetic people my brain is capable of imagining, but you are also completely wrong for every single one of these.

Have you considered suicide?

SLCA gang ww@ i love sand wow

>>53837833
if im completely wrong then why is my account up so much this morning

>>53837854
You have a very short window to take profit, and you won't. Time will drag out and you will end up the loser, because your long positions are crap and your short positions are better off long.

>>53837868
well, that is the game isnt it

>>53837736
kek

How fucking high is this BYND clown stock going to rise today?

Lol. NEO. Lmfao. Why do they do this. I totally didn’t buy market open 35 shares. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>open at lows
>go straight up all day
>close green

So this is the power of 0DTE calls…

>>53837811
based anime faggot.

The trap is set

>>53837821
This, it needs to be above inflation for a sustained period of time

It doesn't look good.

>>53837873
There is no such thing as a crossover between anime posters and the emotional intelligence required to manage risk and speculation in financial markets.

>>53837875
>$20
holy shit I remember when this stock was like $120

>41,7% 50 bepis

What was Max Payne for today?

What do I file under if I am no longer a student and have no job and has never worked ever? Self-employed?

Why isn’t it dumping? You call 1% a dump? Gay, probably gonna crab into green by the end of the day desu.

>>53837901
You need form 1065-NEET

>>53837897
not like this

>>53837895
I bet I've been doing this for a lot longer than you
seriously why do you have to pretend im a permabear?

im bearish NOW because thats the correct play

sheeeesh kid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do you believe in coincidences?

At this point, the faggots in charge are just openly and blatantly making it so retail investors cannot make money on the short side. They are just blatantly manipulating the market to make us lose so we will rejoin their fucking "tight labor pool."

I will literally put a bullet in my own head before I go back to work under President Faggot.

Can anyone explain to me why Nvidia is crashing today on literally no news?

Looks like capitulation.
Sell everything.
Run to the hills.

We'll be green by 10:30.
Remember, bobo's are idiots who think JP Morgan has their best interests at heart.

>>53837933
kek

You thought you beat inflation with 1% interest rates, kek

>>53837924
I don't give a single fuck about you or your opinions, your sentiment towards anime invalidates the entirety of your life.

>>53837936
Because it was a trick to get retail to load the bags while wallstreet sold.

>>53837936
Sudden pump means people will want to quickly take the profit.

Chinabros...

>>53837935
Cope and seethe bobotranny

CANCEL ALLLL ORDERRRSSSSS

IT'S OVER

>>53837947
cool never reply to my posts again please

>>53837935
The joke is that there aren't jobs.

>>53837947
This is correct

>>53837961
I will call you names at my leisure.

>>53837947
His use of selective cApS and anime invalidates him as a human

>no *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* poster today
Uh.....smeege..? W-why did our resident drummer not make his daily, iconic opening bell post..? I've got a bad feeling bros....

Did you prepared your anus, Mumu?

pivotchads?
lol
lmao even

>sllllluuurrrppp

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>53837947
> doesn't know who douki-chan is
> literally /smg/s mascot
Neck yourself normie fuck

OFFICIAL thread and market theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>53837976
This really isn’t fucking funny

>>53837955
It's not like bulls get to make money either faggot. You just don't get proactively punished for attempting to participating in financial markets.

Typical retard day

>>53837973
I asked you nicely

>>53837976
>>53837675
it was in the old thread because OP is a faggot

dios mio

>>53837979

>>53838008
new influx of globalhomo manipulation

Oh forgot, last Friday of the month is when the discord raids

RIP Baggie, you were an asshole anyway.

>>53838003
>Typical retard day
And we enjoy every second of it.

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>(Alert). Bond Market Instability WORSENS! Inflation SKYROCKETS Again WITH NO END IN SIGHT. Mannarino
https://youtu.be/sgy9ugXm-r8

>>53838022
Is that really a thing because I'll just leave. Or maybe I'll just join in since you faggots are such fucking assholes that I don't see how it's possible that "raiders" are much worse. The "raiders" are probably the good guys, come to think of it.
Never mind.

Lmfao, you bobotrannys call this a dump? Pathetic. I’m slurping every fucking second of this day.

>>53838030
Did that dysgenic kike rope?

>>53838008
They really won't let this shit die.

>>53838041

>>53838003
HEY GUYS IM IGNORING YOU!
LOOK AT MY PICTURE SHOWING ME IM IGNORING YOU!

CPI data will be even lower. All these meme metrics being exploited are hilarious. Imagine believing JP Morgan.

>spx and nasdaq tanking
>bitcoin holding on
what do they mean by this

>>53838043
Yes, this is the chatgroup for a bunch of pedophile shitposters when they dont want to attach their profiles to their retardation

>>53838043
24 months to go, you'll make it.
Train militia.

We told you this would happen.
We showed you chart after chart showing that inflation "was back" (it never left)
We showed you that core inflation was moving higher.
We showed you that energy was the only thing helping inflation fall, and that after the SPR release ended it was rocketing back.
We told you that you were buying the local top.
We told you that you were getting hooked.
And now you are hooked.
We told you that interest rates would need to move higher.
We told you that the dollar would move higher.
We told you that both would put huge pressure on equities.
You never listen /smg/
You never, ever listen.
Just remember, we told you, and you chose not to listen

>>53838044
Let the bobos have their fun. By Monday the market will have completely forgotten about this shit and continue the 2023 bullrun

>>53838059

>>53837986
>self-declaring a mascot

Kill yourself before your parents do

>>53838057
>He doesn't channel the real JPM from beyond the grave with his Hasbro® Ouija™ board to get market tips
are you even trying

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRADE THIS
WHERE ARE THE SECRET FUCKING CANDLES
WHY IS THE SEC ALLOWING THIS

>>53837512
Beyond meat went from +11,5% to +32,5% in 25 minutes
Fuck this joke of a market

BYND is up 30% now

>>53838063
Oh, I see it's just a bunch of unfunny faggots who literally can't come up with anything.
Like they all put their heads together, and their whole self-image involves being a diabolical griefer, but then it's just a no-op when they try to retrieve all of their hilarious jokes because they can't make those.

>>53838005
You are literally less than any rodent or bug

>>53838045
I think he was shot in the head by Hillary, or he just finally offed himself.
You heard about the Billionaire, Lee, who killed himself at his desk last night?
Baggie was shitting on himself for blowing up his position.

>>53837986
I thought food truck goblin was the mascot?

>>53838071
who iz we?

>>53838093
>>53838092
WHY ISN'T GINSLER DOING SOMETHING

>>53838090
>using tradingview
ngmi

>>53838103
>You heard about the Billionaire, Lee, who killed himself at his desk last night?
No. Bullish.

>>53838105
WE WAS KANGS ! WE TOLD YALL MOUTHBREATHERS SHIT WAS BACK!

>>53838097

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>53838086
BUDDY

Yeah on second thought I'm out. Enjoy your unfunny raid that no one cares about spamfags.

You will get yours one day, though.

Where's that slurping reddit faggot who called anybody who isn't PRO ukraine an enemy? Get fucked. Slurp harder next time

>>53838096
pretty much. inner incest kike circle discord degeneration, why do you think non of their "memes" stick

>>53838118
Quite literally 100% of your ancestors are ashamed of you.

>-1.5% today
bros my retirement savings..

>>53838118

>>53838116
Bill and Killary took his house for a while in the Hamptons when she was beat in the 2008 primaries by Obama.

>>53838111
>p/e -2.8

>>53838071
Reminder: you are the sheep
Reminder: you are now in the slaughterhouse
Reminder: we told you this would happen

>>53838093
Is there any state of existence more cucked than to be a slurper of ZIRP ponzis?

don't short the hole. wait for a bs bouncce

>>53838149
I'm sad I don't get to read the history books written in 2200 that spill all the details on their dynasty's crimes.

IT'S OVER

Oh boy I can't wait to finish green.

>>53838071
>>53838160
Reminder: we told you this would happen
Reminder: we told you that inflation would spike back up
Reminder: we told you that it was SPR releases distorting the market
Reminder: you mocked me and said these comics were wrong
Reminder: YOU were wrong, and now you are hooked

>>53838160
>we
nigger please. stop your schizo posting from the sidewalk outside starbucks and get back to playing your mouth harp for spare change.

The Hidden Tigers are among us; at dawn they shrink back to their silken beds

They dance by night and drink the blood of a retail baggies broken neck

The spires are growing taller still, their shadows spreading throughout the market.

Freeing the evils that sleep within the weaker minds of trading men.

>>53838178
not happening faggot. yesterday was a bounce because we had FOUR straight red days. Monday may be a small bounce.

Know the statistics. know the truth. know how to trade.

Bond boomers get rekt, I hope all retirement funds go to pennies and you have to work until 85

>>53838181
>>53838160
>>53838071
Looks like you were delusional, after all, mumu
We warned you. You didn't listen.

Do I close my puts and all in calls? Seen this happen too many times now. Anime only pisses off faggot redditors who will never be women.

>barely -2% an hour in

Yep, we're closing green.

The market never stays red all day when it has a wimpy red opening like this.

>>53838189
You motherfuckers need to stop reading JRR Martin.

>>53838194
i'd pinch those cheeks

>>53838199
>>53838181
>>53838160
>>53838071
We told you not to get hooked
And you may be hooked
This is what happens to exuberance
We told you.
We told you.
We told you.
And now you sleep in the bed you made.

>>53838189
>Russian asslickers among us: at lunch they lumber back to their cabbage stinking plates
>They fuck subordinates in the ass at night, and drink the anal fissure
>Their warts are growing thicker still, their herpes spreading throughout the homos
>Sucking dicks of sleeping people within the halls of the YMCA shelter

The Mango Habanero sauce is dripping

Hidden Tigers are lurking in the green grass

The Coffee Harvest is cancelled.

You Were Warned.

You Didn't Listen.

>>53838175
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>53838205
>Yep, we're closing green.
given we gapped down i suspect a close with an unfilled gap going into monday

TQQQ now is clearly the time to buy

Also most likely the same degenerate pedo discord that spams the (((nafo))) shit on /pol/

>>53838194
that is a woman

>>53838230
>unfilled gap

>>53838226
I want some mango habanero wings, maybe half mango habanero half lemon pepper.
If market does well today I'll order some and watch a movie.

>>53838226

>>53838245

>>53838230
>unfilled gap
that doesnt exist

I wish I was in dixie

>>53838226
Why Didn't They Listen To Us About The Mango Habanero Sauce

The Trading at 15x Revenues

>>53838254
In all seriousness, why do the bots hate unfilled gaps so much?

>>53838248
>I want some mango habanero wings, maybe half mango habanero half lemon pepper.
Where. Would. You. Get. These. Wings. From.

>>53838270
probably harder for algos to read prior chart history and see formations

>>53838116
Faggot should have done a flip out of the fucking window.

>>53838270
profit. if there is any to be made its going to be competed over it

>>53838194
Is this Aidra Fox?

>>53838181
>Core PCE MoM 0.6% versus 0.4% expected. Last month 0.4% revised up from 0.3%
>US January PCE core inflation 4.7% vs 4.3% expected.
Looks like inflation was defeated, huh mumu?
Please read the comic again. We told you. You didn't listen.

>>53838269
They say that 15x revenue is halfway on the trip to 30x revenue.

Agent Provocateur
Here to mumbo-jumbo the less demure
Economic losses, their highest aim,
Your national outlook, to sully and maim

Fuck a Putin Bot, straight in the Dome,
Send his shitty ESL 'poetry' with him home,
Light them up like high beams on chrome
And buy this cheap shit, this isn't foam.
>>53838270
Violates their averages.

>>53838269
you are my favorite /smg/ poster (now that Baggie is gone)

>>53838298
>we
go back pedo

Maybe the real gains were the friends we made along the way

Nothing beats a good slurp in the morning

>>53838308
>Violates their averages.
H-hot.

>>53838316

>>53838283
Uhhh uber eats I guess.

The fucking SPY is falling into the black hole. This is fucking insane.

another full day of slurping ahead of us

HOW CAN SHE SLURP? HOW CAN SHE SLURP?

Bulls on suicide watch HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>53838312
I wasn't the only one saying all of the things in
>>53838071
>>53838160
>>53838181
>>53838199
>>53838220
we had some other rational bobos here with me sharing the same data, warning /smg/ of the "rebound" in inflation (it never left)
most notable other in the "we" probably CRBPajeet

>>53838299
You're not even getting it.

You're not listening to me.

At all.

Just answer this one simple question.

Look at pic related.

Does this look like it should trade at 15x revenues to you.

Gaze deeply into this picture.

And tell me what x revenues this should trade at.

Just listen to what I'm asking you and answer the question.


You don't have much time.

Hurry.

>>53838333
It's a PARRRTTTY HURRRRRRR

when you bought the bottom and shorted the top.

i told you that yesterdays action was the fakest and gayest shit all year

i hope you agree with me now

CAM ON BURGERS, SCORE SOME FAKIN GREENIES! SLAAAAAAARP IT AAAAAAP

I almost closed my short yesterday because of NVDA

>>53838283
I dunno try WING that stonks is always shilled here seems like major goyslop place

We are going to have a beautiful spring

>>53837462
Fast food chains are trying to push it again, so beyond is getting orders as their >meat supplier.

>>53838351
>there's an overpriced stock in the market guys!
>this proves everything is irrational!
time to get a larger cup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

I've finally learned to use stop losses. This feels awesome, my Friday is so much better now.

>>53838350
>most notable other in the "we" probably CRBPajeet
???? no i do not like posting about macro stuff in that much detail. would rather spend my time on single stock names. If I'm gonna LARP as an L/S generalist on /smg/ then im not gonna bother w deep macro

Why do people rotate to bonds when their retirement is closing in when we’ve seen bond funds can dump 30% in a year, it’s just as bad as stocks. Shouldn’t they just hold cash

>>53838351
youre making me hungry

>>53838386
now you can lose everything in even more trades and a longer rate of time!

>>53838350
I read "we" I see a tourist and assume a pedo

Hilarious how today the DAX crashes even when US pumps. All fuckin last days it pumps ridiculously with every US pump, now it doesn't. Fuck you, burgers

>>53838386
>stop losses
Coward.

My bear position is finally up from near zero

Altman be praised.

alright whatever wake me when we have a lower low on SPY

>>53838396
they buy the fucking short term treasuries and hold till expiration, you don't buy the fucking 20+ year bond fund

>>53838399
>>53838388
would you rather I take sole credit?
I know that I do not have sole credit, as I had some very good conversations with fellow bobos about the macro, about inflation, on a wide range of economic data

reminder "you cant spell success without SOXS"

>>53838331
>>53838369
You're hungry. You want some piquant food. You want something to really make your mouth water. You're want finger food. You want meat. You want chicken.

Suddenly, you realize you're craving wings.

Where else would you go but Wingstop?

You quickly google where your local Wingstop is and you start looking at their menu. While you're looking at the menu, you realize that Wingstop is one of the most overvalued consumer discretionary names in the entire US stock market.

You realize that WING is trading at 15x revenues and has a net debt of 6x EBITDA.

How does this change your Wingstop experience.

answer.

>>53838405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>>53838413
You are saying it, you are using your perspective on the data at hand to come to your conclusion, there is no we, unless you are part of some parasocial circle jerk spamming incomprehensivle inside "jokes"

>>53838412
Thanks that makes sense

>>53838429
What's up with that?

"we"

this is where bobo gets buck broken I think

Why does literally all movement happen premarket?

>>53838380
70x EV/EBIT for a stock that relies on franchisers to sell chicken wings is a bit nonsense.

What is your favorite kind of chicken wing?

>>53838419
you misspelled buy SOXL cheapies

bullard will be speaking btw, could be a deep red day depending on what he says

>they trying to slurp but can't

>>53838430
I was not the only bobo who warned /smg/ about the "rebound" in inflation
I was not the only bobo warning about buying the local top and getting hooked, while the data got worse and worse
I was the one who made the comics - that is all I can take credit for

>>53838449
economic data is mostly released at 830

>>53838423
side of french fry

>>53838453
Sorry, I included you with the Russian trolls.
Overvalued shit is overvalued.
Who founded and who holds the largest share?

>>53838419

Success is having a diversified bullish DXY portfolio:

WEBS
SOXS
LABD
GDXD
YANG
TMV

>>53838449
You're not privileged.

>there is now schizo posting over WING
>i was the original WING bear
this is a weird feeling

>>53838461
now you start to sound like a lonely Jehowas witness. Get a grasp. This is P2P not Co-op

>>53838449
smart money wants dumb money to remain dumb

>>53838461
I'm the first to call you a faggot since your last post, but I'm not the one who licked the anuses of randos in the athletic hall before I got here.

>>53838464
My Brother in Christ, I am talking about how overvalued a chicken wing restaurant stock is on 4chat at 7 AM, why the fuck would you think im some Russian trollbot?

>>53838454
But if SOXL gets cheaper it will reverse split losing all those cheapies... also all the whales were heemed by semis meaning it is only desperate retail buying SOXL...

What stocks do I buy to take advantage of this?

>>53838449
No fun allowed during office hours

>>53838473
peer to peer? are you ESL by chance?

>>53838041
>>53838049
Who's this ? Steve Van Metreinno

>>53838483
What time did you say it is?

>>53838489
pvp, excuse me, not that I care

How can bears possibly be confident at this point? The narrative has shifted, there's not a timeline where the market shits itself to death because that unironically happened for the entirety of 2022. Anyone with a third of a brain sees the writing on the wall as far as "two more rate hikes then a pause then a cut" is concerned. If you aren't buying on these red days, you're going to be completely assblasted when everything moons at the first whisper of a pause.

>>53838485
RTX, LMT, GD.

t. MIC baggie

>GOOG 88
Lmao

I thought the feds said they had inflation under control?

>>53838498
wess coass time

>>53838397
>>53838463
LOOK AT THIS MENU MOTHER FUCKERS

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT IS WORTH 5 BILLION USD TO YOU?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SOMETHING WORTH MULTIPLE BILLIONS IN MARKET CAP??

TELL ME.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ITS WORTH 5B TO YOU?

ANSWER. NOW.

No landing.
Houses down, jobs up, income up. Housing was overbought in 2020, it's still shaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4

>>53838503
still 88 too high

alright, it's been 3 days since INTC announced the dividend cut. I've closed my short at $30 and am now long at $25.

>>53838449
Because when the markets open, 14 hours of constant futures trading kicks in all at once.

>>53838485
Raytheon and Lockmart.
Maybe Oshkosh.

look at LUNR computer

5. Billion. Dollars.

>>53838518
>INTC gets rid of poojeets to preserve the divie
>Proceeds to cut the divie anyway
what a timeline Mark

>>53838513
someone put this soi reddit fag down please

>>53838542
>no Jamaican Jerk
Dropped mon

>Teriyaki
>Hawaiian
>Garlic Parmesan
>Lemon Pepper
>Hickory Smoked BBQ
>Mild
>Louisana Rub
>Original Hot
>Cajun
>Mango Habanero
>Atomic


Oh yeah this is the fucking 5 billion dollar flavor assortment yeah 5 BILLION.

>he can't slurp

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>53838542
>Bone-in costs more than boneless
Seriously what a fucking joke

>>53838542
seems a bit pricey

>>53838542
Seems like you should be short on it.
>>53838564
Anon, who is the single largest holder? What does the internal ownership look like?
What's the volume?

you stupid retards missed the train again. rycey is UP UP UP

>>53838551
I've been posting on 4channel since you've been balls deep inside your mother, kid.

>>53838547
I was short because I anticipated they would cut it. It's bad that they were trying to defend it to begin with, but good that they wised up.

i looked at the chart and it's pointing downward :(

>>53838501
>he doesn't understand that we are heading into a severe financial crisis
>he doesn't understand that we have over 1 trillion in credit card debt (alone) at 19% interest average
>he doesn't understand auto loan debt is 1.5 trillion
>on cars that are now worth much less than when the loan was initiated, underwater auto loans
>he doesn't understand that student loan debt is at 1.6 trillion
>he doesn't understand that the average rent payment is above 30%, all time high
>he doesn't understand that the average consumer is getting FUCKED in their dirty assholes
>he doesn't understand that inflation + debt service is the economy now
>he doesn't understand this isn't sustainable, if everyone is only able to be spending money on rent, debt service, food, gas, they can't spend on other things in the economy
>he doesn't understand the economy is based around debt expansion
>he doesn't understand that a recession starts very slow, then escalates very, very fast
>he doesn't understand that when unemployment rises, delinquencies, defaults, charge offs will all SKY ROCKET
>he doesn't understand that the banks learned nothing from '08 and packaged loans together
>he doesn't understand that the banks are putting aside billions and billions preparing for this
>he doesn't understand that we will have a severe financial crisis as financial institutions are extremely interconnected

>>53838423

alright thats it, I'm convinced
shorted 100 WING

please tell me McDonalds is fairly valued, I dont want to stop eating there I just downloaded the app and they give really good deals

>>53838565
Been slurpling since yesterday.

>>53838573
uh because bone-in is actually wings not just compressed rib meat aka adult chicken nuggets

>>53838583
flip your chart upside down then :)

>>53838579
go back pedo

>>53838564
The wings are pretty shitty on top of it.

>>53838573
>>Bone-in costs more than boneless
I read WING's recent quarterly filing actually, and they highlighted the difference vs bone-in and boneless as cost of goods sold metric. Basically boneless wings are hollow goyslop with low demand, while bone-in wings are in demand far more because they taste like real meat.

ABT is a buy right now

>>53838586
Cringe fact lister at it again

BOOM BANK the 0dte apes are back

>>53838556
Buffalo Wild Wings has Jamaican Jerk flavored wings AND they make 3x more revenues than Wingstop does.

THERE IS NO SLURPING, WHERE ARE THE SLURPERS? SLURPNATION WHAT IS GOING ON!? POWER TO THE SLURPERS

>>53838622
they blew their wads buying the top.

>>53838586
Bruham, that has all been the case for our entire lives. You've been tricked by a bunch of tiny hat wearing faggots into believing that any of it matters. Zoom the fuck out.

guys we had a month of like straight green, we're going to go back down quite a bit, just relax and time your buys over the next week or so

>>53838586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqAl292ozs

>>53838622
Circuit breakers and I'll think about it

>>53838640
FUCK YOU PHIL no one likes you get the fuck out!

>>53838575
Largest shareholder for WING is Wellington, a private equity group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_Management_Company
>>53838587
I doubt MCD is nearly as bad as WING lol. MCD has gargantuan revenues and its not even comparable to a low float overvalued consumer discretionary stock like WING
>>53838595
How would you compare Wingstop wings to Buffalo wild wings?

>>53838656
that zombie always scared me

>>53838638
>that has all been the case for our entire lives
No, it hasn't. We kept interest rates artificially low, manipulated / without free bond markets, for more than 10 years. It may not have mattered when interest rates were at 0. It matters now, after the sharpest hiking cycle in history.
>believing that any of it matters
You will see. You will learn. And you will act as if it is out of nowhere, how could anyone have seen this coming?? even though you were warned.

>>53838677

>>53838622
I already locked in decent yields, so I'm just accumulating cash and being prepared to fuck out the markets if shit gets too hectic for the time being

>>53838513
You drastically underestimate how much black people love Wing Stop.

>there are people seriously buying mushroom stocks
>mushrooms grow in shit
Poetry

>>53838694
Maybe it's because I live in like an 80% Asian neighobrhood, but every time I go to Wingstop its full of fat white people.

>>53838694
there are no black people only niggers

>>53838573
damn i need to get me some boneless cajun wings i guess
brb

>>53838613
And they have actually good wings. Everytime I go to Wingstop their wings taste like Fish because they don't clean or seperate the fryers properly.>>53838622
Sorry slurped during PM I have a bot of a cool down.

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>>53838679
you have to be louder

What a scam, today is the first day DAX detaches from US stocks, and I fuckin closed my shorts too early, fuck you

>>53838737
Too soon.
This isn't /pol/ thread limit is higher.

>>53838759
thanks I know he baked like 10 posts too early

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>106
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>106
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>106

>>53838774
20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to6aVpfJ3qY

SLURPERS ARISE