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that is an extremely important phone call lol

>>53830310
Dual use from the looks of it

>>53830327
She's probably speaking to EMS.

>>53830310
You're asking for investing advice? Kids can't coordinate to use a regular inhaler so we give them spacers. Of course why would insurance improve these when they can give you a spacer that costs $0.05 in plastic to make?

>>53830310

That's cool if it works.

I want that cunny on the sofa idgaf about bitchboi on the carpet

>>53830327
kek

>>53830329
kek

i am going to cum into that thing

>kid choking to death
>the cunny stands there impassible watching the tv
did she do it?

>>53830327
whatever tv show the sister is watching must be pretty entertaining

>>53830310
god i wish that kid was my dick

>don't learn the Heimlich maneuver
>stick this expensive industrial strength vacuum on your kid's mouth while they're choking

If it works, I give them three years before a class action lawsuit due to vacuum related injuries. If it doesn't work, I give them four years before a class action lawsuit due to it not working.

>>53830327
what fucking retard executive cleared the creation of this

some dumbfuck producer sat there and was like "let's have this bitch be on the phone the entire time" and legit thought it was a good idea. and then further some suits later watched this and okay'd it too.

fucking clown world this is

would not invest.

uh oh looks like you can see children in the video
the americans are not going to like it

I come on a piece of meat once, it was terrifying. Take your time and chew your food.

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>>53831544
Checked doubles, also kek'd.

>>53831544
Now that elevenlabs have released their voice synthesizer we can actually hear this exchange if we wanted. What a time to be alive

>>53830465
Maybe it was meant to imply there wasn't even any danger or urgency since the device was at hand.

>>53830310
Did anyone else notice the young girl strategically placed but who doesn't need to be in the ad at all???

>>53830461
> vacuum related injuries.
My thoughts exactly. That shit looks way too violent. Then again, they probably tested it, right?

>>53830465
It's smart, it shows that even if you're busy doing something, you can still use this tool relatively easily.

>>53830310
For what purpose? Is this for people who have extreme OCD about germs?

>>53831920
its his fucking sister
what is supposed to be off about that

>>53831972
it was sex appeal and you know it

>>53831503
try putting your dick away when you eat pervert

>>53830329
lol

>>53831875
Someone actually made a vocal rendition but I don’t feel like looking for it

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>>53831357
I don't think anyone likes pedos, no matter where you're from

>>53831922
the test subjects

>>53830310
Very profitable actually, if you've ever choked on food you know how terrifying it is.

>>53832175
kek

>>53830465
They were probably too busy looking at the cunny to notice anything might have been amiss. I know I was.

>>53832110
it's just america and half of europe who hates pedos. the rest are based

>>53830310
Zero, none, zilch. Did they even secure liability insurance? First kid that it fails to save and they're bankrupt. Only Mexico can save this product.

>>53832175
>>53832508
The toppest kek!

>>53831920
I didn't notice until you said something.

>>53831920
I didn't even notice the little boy or the lady until like the 12th time I played it.

>>53830310
>Obviously looks like a sex toy
>Think it's some skit
>It's actually an indiegogo scam product

>>53830461
>>53832608
Don't worry anons it's FDA registered!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrS7qgVbR1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTqZE_bWiwI

>>53830353
The kid's choking, not having an asthma attack.

>>53830327
Or the retarded kid chokes all the time and this is a routine thing, given there was already a whistle in the vacuum.

>>53833274
Odds are they still make a small fortune before they are sued and the company goes bankrupt.

>>53830368
Based

>>53830310
I love how the sister doesn't give a fuck

>>53833274
>>53830461
>>53832608
My old advisor in grad school had a dumb story about a dumbass he went to school with that tried (for whatever reason) to out-suck a vacuum pump typically used for pulling hi-vac for air-free chemistry. Guy ended up with a collapsed lung. Obviously this thing is moving way less air, but the violence of action required to dislodge a choke hazard is still going to hurt. There may be some indemnity though, if its a lifesaving device that can cause some harm in the course of preventing worse harm.

>>53833508
It'll take a while for it to roll through the system and wrack up enough cases of injury before it gets chalked up to manufacturer defect instead of just incidental injury while using a lifesaving device. By the time it actually gets rolling they'll either settle out of court or they'll take profits and rug via bankruptcy. It's just a question of how many suckers (haha) they can sell these to before then.

imagine choking to death expecting help but your sister is playing with a shit emoji plushie while idly watching TV commercials

>>53832009
I meant "choked" faggot. It's terrifying.

>>53833508
wow that is fucked and terrifying. How do you even try to "out suck" a vacuum kek.

100% it sucks the turd right out of my asshole. I don't even need to stop gaming or fuss with wiping. toilet paper is obsolete. the savings from that alone is worth it. I actually bought 10 of them. I have enough for two days worth of shits before I have to load them into the dishwasher. btw it doesn't even take the entire top rack. still plenty of room left for dishes. this product is a no-brainer.

why is she cuddling a shit emoji pillow?

>>53832530
>cunny
Anon, that girl is like 150-160cm high already. She is hardly "cunny" and she is definitely too old for real pedos.

>>53833895
She’s like 7 lol

>>53833923
There is no fucking way this girl is pre-puberty.

>>53833987
Look at her face retard she’s nowhere near puberty

>>53834207
That's exactly how women look without makeup (before the wall).

>>53834257
>without makeup
lel

>>53833648
you just know

I want to fuck his mom in her asshole and then pray for forgiveness. Also i bet she fucks niggers ooof i coom. bye

>>53830310
All medical gadgets can be insanely profitable. Just find the next Elizabeth Holmes to promote it.

>>53830368
Kek basado señor

>>53832175
Omg this bread
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>>53832716
I'm fucking dead

>>53830310
>Billy is just chocking again.

>>53833987
Hormones in the water and food. Girls are hitting puberty way early these days.

You don't have to buy anything to do the heimlich maneuver. It's so easy you can learn it from watching a video

>>53830327
heh

>>53833987
meme lines strike again

>>53831544
Fucking kek

>>53831954
Less rib breaking than the heimlich.

>>53830329
Jerks that shit right out lmao

How many XMR for the sister?

No way this is a read ad. There isn't a single nigger in it.

>>53839774
looks like telemarketing trash aimed at flyoverites
that's probably the reason

>>53831544
Can someone please do the needful and put the voices to this? Sers please, for my village?

>>53830310
that's a onahoe for horses...

>>53830465
Obviously shes on call with the paramedics. Are you brain damaged?

>>53830310
this could suck your testicles through your dick

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>>53830368
that is a child, you monster.

>>53841928
That's why she's hot

>>53842434
This. They knew what they were doing putting her in those tiny shorts and having her so nonchalant

Edging rn best threany2xdjd in weeks

>>53842479
Fuck I came while typing this god dammit

>>53830327
>>53830465
The point is that risk of choking is no big deal at all anymore thanks to the shitty plastic product.
Americans are literally incapable of understanding the meaning of very simple visual cues. The most low IQ population that has ever existed.

>>53830310
Kinda looks like a pussy.
Dad's probably putting his dick in it.
Scratch that, he most certainly is.
Wouldn't use it on my child's mouth.

>>53830368
If you weren’t wishing the mom would use that vacuum on you with your nuts hooked up to a car battery and “I’m a Barbie girl” playing in a dimly lit room while you’re gagged and bound, then there is something very very wrong with you.

>>53830310
>selling fear

Someone put a fleshlight so he turns tranny

>>53830310
mom doesn't even put down the phone. LOL.

BTW- My wife bought 4 of these fucking things (something similar- they are yellow.) there is one in each car and two in the house......

>>53842496
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

>>53830465
Most commercials pull this smug, confident woman thing. It sells to them really well. The idea is that she's "above" a seeming emergency and she can just wave her hand and take care of it. It's the female-advertising equivalent of using some overpriced soap and then having five models with you in your sports car.

>>53841928
out of ten