/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53824307
all those fags have RSUs worth more than you bobo losers will ever see in your lives, stay jelly

>>53825481
My puts 401 puts are now around 300 up each since I sold them, I think I'm gonna kill myself

sell everything.

Russell

Are there butt plugs that integrate directly with your portfolio? I'm getting tired of my ass being fucked on daily basis and yet my prostate is not stimulatef at all. Market treats me like a cheap man-whore.

>>53824324
A fair tradeoff for only taking 1/1000000 of the cock up my bumbum

>>53825748

kek there are people who bought a dying company like NVDA at a $600B evaluation.

>>53825769
>>53825747
>>>53825723
>Mumu cope that Fed will pivot. They keep saying they won't. Hot jobs numbers, hot PPI numbers. Increased chance of higher rates or higher for longer.
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

nvidia is so cheap

>>53825748
Did you read the educational links?

>>53825808
There are retards that are buying here because they are #LongTermInvestors. Not realizing how retarded they are when they could just get a 6 month treasury note, then buy even more stocks when they're cheaper in august/september

>>53825745
>My puts 401 puts are now 300 up each and climbing since I sold them, I think I'm gonna kill myself. FUCK MEEE

I'm in same boat sold 3 of my 4 puts way too early

March '21 prices.

>>53825847
>>53825847
>>53825847
>>53825847

>>53825861
I dont even remember what the original image looked like anymore

I hope that guy who had the SPY 402 calls sold em earlier this morning

>>53825827
Yes, none of them have a link to Fed's Powell dick shaped butt plug - Stock Market 2023 edition with the best 2022 FOMC moments sound cues

>>53824307
Capitalism is the gayest thing on the planet.

>>53825874
Not a crazy adjustment.

you bought puts right anon?

>>53825850
I fucking hate my life bro, I just wanna buy a laptop with my gains. Today would've been so nice. I'm happy you held your puts, god I wish I did the same. I had 2 401puts that I bought at open

>>53825905
I had 4 and only have 1.

Feels bad. but it's nice to see at least one make a little money

SELL

>>53825906
>you bought puts right anon?
I am now :(((

APOLOGIZE TO DAN NOW HE TRIED TO SAVE YOU

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53825920
what in the absolute fuck is this, I hope this is not a real fucking tweet holy shit peak clownworld.

>>53825917
Your shit is easily going to a 1000% today at this rate.

>>53825920
>In 1000 years Star Wars will be referenced as the Western origin myth

>>53825927
well the first round of cash we sent the hohols went to FTX which went right into the democrats campaign funds.

>>53825906
I am now Ka-put

>>53825932
Smart and based

TA bros, according to the magic lines we should bounce here, right ?

Sell.

>US GDP NEGATIVE. INFLATION CONTINUES HIGHER. BLOOMBERG STAFF LAUGHING AT FAKE DATA!

I'm laughin, I shouldn't be laughing but I'm laughin
These numbers are completely fake, no ones buyin it, but you already knew that if you subscribe to this blog.

>>53825940
why wouldn't it be real
https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790

>>53825943

Stop- you might be fucking right.

>>53825953
lol

haha even

I'm still up 0.16%. WTF are you guys holding? S&P or some different ponzi shitcoin?

LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NhcFrtrrY

>>53825946
well then those campaigns caused a lot of service inflation here. Higher for longer baby!

>>53825968
I guess a gril can dream that we haven't reached this level of faggotry

KEK 8th trading day in row that DOLE is green. You just didn’t listen /smg/. DOLE chads absolutely wrecking the collective psyche of /smg/

>>53825941
Nah I dropped it already. Hit my stop. don't want to watch thr market pump back up for zero reason and destroy my puts

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

LITERALLY no news.

>>53825958
Where are we on the chart despair?

>>53825958
>>53825979
redpill me on greg

werent YOY PCE numbers supposed to come out tomorrow, why the change of heart?

>>53825924
>>53825924
Just listen to the AI.

>>53825976
you should see this guy: >>53825842

I'm in SOXS & KOLD

>>53825995
Dividends are an important investment tool. They aren’t irrelevant at all. I don’t sell stock like a poorfag

>>53826000
He's a mason.

>>53825993
>8th trading day in row that DOLE is green
well played anons.

>>53826002
never mind, I am retarded

>>53826000
legit schizo methaddict

>>53825932
Agreed.

>>53826000
he tells the truth, he gives you free advice and tools for gauging the market, he loves you a lot

>>53825986
Well William Wallace did wear a skirt. He was trans before being trans was cool.

>>53824307
Sell it to me straight, fellas. Are we in for some hard times?

>>53826008
kek i know
imagine having to sell some of your stocks
it's like those poorfags in the depression who had to sell their kids

>>53826003
>flaws

They were asking for it.

>>53826026
filtered.

>>53825998
We are Here:

>>53825943
>>53825920
KEK

Babylonian-Sumerian storm-river gods were actually 5000BC Marvel capeshit

>>53825996
>Posting post-bog ay lmao
Gay faggot detected

>>53826033
We will continue printing money for khazar slavs and increasing rates until morale improves.

>>53825632
Wayfair? More like Gayfair!

I'm starting my dopamine detox guys, by not fapping for 30 days straight. Please do not post any sexy 3D or 2D girls, ty.

Also please dump TSLA to 190 EOD.

jessica bros, i don't feel so good...

>>53825906
Yes COIN @ 60, QQQ @ 293

>>53826065
>khazar
post discarded

>>53826061
I don't keep folders of homogenous Koreans. Sorry bro.

>>53825920
>complained for years that westerners think the world operates on good vs evil logic like a disney movie
>NATO is now calling itself capeshit

>>53826000
All three of these are true:
>>53826009
>>53826020
>>53826024

>>53826067
Get yourself banned, let me help you

why is it dumping sirs

>>53826005
Nice. This reminds me that I wanted to buy some ETNs today. Missed the pump because of work tho

So where's the money going

>>53826072
WTF I thought this was Grimes?

BOOM BANK

>>53826083
Honk

there is no safe place for my money! everything is going down

>>53826081
That bitch was so sexy before she bogged herself. You may as well be posting asexual koreans fag frog.

>>53826101
Bobos

>>53826101
eggs

>>53826065
I legitimately troll with posts exactly like that and it still feels too on the nose at times. I have to get the fuck out of the country. My jokes are becoming reality...

>>53826086
that doesn't help at all since I could still lurk, rude tho

>>53826112
I know. I keep the folder for the memes. Also, I don't like looking at Asians so whatever.

>>53826119

>>53826099
yeah it was a good head fake pump on NVDA to load back up on bears. WEBS doing well.

>>53826124
>>53825996
>Dear anon.
>Embrace the red.
>Be one with the dump.

>>53826101

Don't get distracted! Get Boosted!

>>53825998
>This dip is taking longer than expected.

>>53826141
FUCK YEAH BOG SOULS

>>53826141
I don't respect women but they owe me sex

>>53826101
The IRS

>>53825808
When was the last time Morgan Stanley told the truth about anything?

>>53826147
denial it is

Ahh shit guys. The market isn't even Open on February 29th or 30th?
WTF. how come they keep having these holidays?

>>53826141
None of these women are naturally blonde.

>>53825953
circled are the major meme line bounce levels, we're under two of them and volume is up not looking good but wouldn't be surprising to dance here longer before more downside

>>53826124
Nohoho why you do this? She used to be so fine..

>>53826169
Is there some new bullshit trans holiday now?

I am economist and I do forecasting work. Honestly, no one understands what is going on right now. Consumer spending was really strong this quarter, which is surprising given how expensive things are and the fed trying to slow the economy.

Our models are still forecasting three quarters of recession next year, but honestly nothing that is happening now makes any sense. The lockdowns in China has real implications here. OPEC is reducing oil production. Wages aren’t keeping up with inflation. The federal reserve is actively trying to limit employment.

There are undeniably a lot of economic headwinds. If you look at a chart of inflation and recessions, recessions follow just about every period of high inflation - partially because of the actions of the Fed. A lot of economic modeling is extrapolating history into the future, and historically speaking, we should be in a recession next year. Consumer spending in real times is also higher. People are buying more things despite higher prices which is the really confusing part.

Inflation isn’t going down the way the Fed would hope. This means that they are going to have to keep jacking up interest rates. This eventually brings long term investment to a halt (think financing for a new building) and then the jobs to carry out these long term investments (think construction of commercial buildings) go away.

The idea of a soft landing look unlikely. That being said, most people are forecasting a shallow recession ending in 2024.... -2.1% in Q3 2023, smaller drop in Q4 and Q1 2024. Growth in Q2 of calendar year 2024.

>>53826184
Feb 30th is US's Negro Tranny Celebration Day.

>>53826179
Women are self destructive in the current year.

>>53826008
If you don't need cash, you'd be happy with both dividend stocks and non-dividend stocks, right?

>>53826187
>OPEC is reducing oil production.

>>53826168
denial

I went all in on AMC guys. I see it going past 20 and is due for a really crazy run like BBBY and gamestop, maybe even more so. I haven't told anyone that I liquidated my 401k and my roth and they wont have to know bc I'm hitting big on this one. They'll thank me in 5 years from now

>>53826191
literally would not be surprised if that was real

>>53824307
Line bros, why line go down?

>>53826187
>Honestly, no one understands what is going on right now.
What are you fucking retarded? How the fuck can you have the audacity to call yourself an economist and not know what's going on? Are you for fucking real you dumb nigger?

For those of you investing in a Roth with cash on the sidelines, I’ve compiled a list of slurps for today
>ABT
>NEE
>HRL
>JNJ
>KO
>O

>>53826229

>>53826187
>i am economist

opinion discarded

>>53826187
is this some copy pasta from Q3 2022?

>>53826204
Correct. I invest in growth as well. But in my Roth it’s all dividends

>>53826229
Not enough profits in February's market. Algos can't fathom this losing month. Nigger Celebration Month has too many holidays.

>>53826193
>in the current year.
Ahahahaha

Try since forever. The patriarchy was the best thing that ever happened to them. They've never had more power and they've never been more miserable.

>>53826229
We just need to cool down before the next rally.

What’s smg’s opinion on uranium?

Nothing will stop DXY's rise!

>>53826187

Did Yahoo finance just post on biz?
You must be the Jeb Bush of economics.

>>53826261
Yeah I read that Assemblywomen play.

>>53826237
Most accurate post on this thread right here.

>>53826187
>Consumer spending was really strong this quarter, which is surprising given how expensive things are and the fed trying to slow the economy.

This is the result of services like patreon and onlyfans giving access to people who wouldn't normally have this kind of money at any other point in history to hoard wealth and be able to spend it. It's creating a situation where there are so many millionaire/billionaire thots thanks to years of simping.

>>53826147

>>53826269
It was on fire yesterday.

>>53826288
Oh was it actually good?

>>53826187
>People are buying more things despite higher prices which is the really confusing part.
They all had 2 years of free money, in addition to the money they were making while working essential jobs.

For the first time since the 1950's the little guy had a savings account.

>>53825906
you're extremely cringe spamming the same picture every fucking day

>>53826328
worked

>>53826312
In the sense that you realize men figured shit out ago thousands of years ago and you get an acute sense of bottomless despair.

>>53826322
>the little guy had a savings account.

Whatever you do anon- do not look at the personal credit to debt numbers right now.

Just seen this news on TV. I must say, I'm not surprised.

>>53826349
Debt is relative to the amount of money in the accounts that can be lent.
What are you suggesting? We didn't just give away a year's worth of US budget to the US population, on top of usual spending, and now unusual war spending?

>>53826260
Cool, I'm glad you're not one of these anons who thinks dividends always make a stock better.

>>53826357

10/10 anon

you called the rally fake and gay anon, why didn't you buy puts?

>>53826239
based

not a huge fan of HRL but the rest are solid

>>53826187
It makes perfect sense once you understand that you are being lied to.

>>53826322
>>53826349
>>53826375
first time the little guy had a savings account... and they blew it. really makes you think...why can't the plebs not be broke even when handed money?

>>53826375

I am saying the common man bought into the debtmaxx and vaxxxmax psyop. Neither results will be good.

>>53826085
>>53826000
>>53825958
>>53825979
>>53826009


MMRI: 254

Which EU stocks can you guys recommend? I just realized that I have stocks from South Africa and yet I have zero from EU.
Also which stock screener would you recommend for EU market?

>>53826344
Same as it...... ever was! Same-as-it-ever-was!
Here comes the twister!

Yes my friend and it's still a man's world, it's great day to be alive.

>>53826147
we are just over the cusp of the complacency phase. rates are going to continue to rise because every restaurant is booked, every airplane is full, houses are still selling at extreme prices, rent is still rising. inflation is still higher than when the alarms were originally sounded.

>>53826416
>This is not my beautiful wife
Anyway, we got the state (referred to as "the man") holdin us down.

>>53826415
I would only recommend US stocks. If you absolutely had to have a euro stock the only good one is DOLE

may fuck around and throw $5K on JNJ today

>>53826424
This is going to make US history

>>53826170
Been Denial for a while now. Tony Dwyer was on yesterday saying the bottom never preceeds a recession. Which mean if we are not in a recession the. We have not hit a bottom.

Why is the Bradley so sexy

It is over, anon. Just accept it. You will never become rich.

Oh DXY is going up. All makes sense now

>>53826436
I'm thinking of picking some very good stocks from EU, not interested in broad exposure via ETFs or anything like that. Probably outside of commodities since green policies in EU are destroying their mining / industrials companies.

>>53826424
I can get behind this analysis- I think out kitty is done bouncing as well.

Huh?

>>53826415

As a burger I only know the OTC symbols for these:

Luxury (Chinks escaping Xi's lockdown running around buying up the latest fashion)
LVMUY LVMH
HESAY Hermes
PPRUY Kering

German Weapons for Ukraine forever war:
RNMBY Rheinmetall

>>53826415
I have been degenerate buying NAS.OL
It is a company that lost tremendous amount of value, their biggest competitor went out of business and since they are a plane stock they are set to rise during summer season, just hold it as a few month long play

>>53826426
Aint' no strings on me, no hand is up MY ass, I'll show you if you want.

>>53826479
>>53826480
Thanks guys, I'll check those out. Do you use some EU-specific screener to look for stocks? Finviz kinda sucks for stuff outside US and I hate Yahoo / investing.com ones.

>>53826293
yeah dude, it's all because of onlyfans thots...

>>53825994
Good call, I'm glad you made some serious dough today though. Wish I had done the same as you

what do you guys think about BHP?
slurpable?

>>53826403
>hoarding is good for the economy
do you have an argument?
>>53826399
call it what you want, this is unprecedented in US history. sadly, not global history. but, as long as the US keeps a hand off of price controls, the end result will be production...
too bad currency is a price control.

>>53826357
DAVID SOXL BETTER ANSWER FOR THIS! AT THIS RATE WE'LL HAVE A REVERSE 30:1 SPLIT!!! DO THE NEEDFUL FOR THE LONG TERM SOXL INVESTORS!!!

>>53826479
When the fuck can we just put that fucking Zalenski in the forever box and just give the ukraine back to russia?

>>53825953
No. Today's breakdown actually tipped my last holdout indicator to bearish. It could crab here but this ain't good.

attention call buyers, you're going to need to get them at least 30dte

>>53826501
Not just only fans but people who use patreon and a number of other services. There are dozes of sites like that out there that give access to degenerates to put out their porn for hoards of other degenerates to pay out the ass for.

>>53826510
I will buy when it goes to $50 again. Bought it in October and sold at $69.69

>>53826497
Scanners are limited because of data providers. Easy to get cheap/free access to data on stocks from the US than international. Most likely those scanners will cost you a subscription fee.

>>53826504
>Kind and positive attitude post

Your time to make it will come anon.

>>53825996
I would FUCK this alien in her alien ASS

>>53826143
this is literally terrifying. this would give my children nightmares.

>>53826516
tell putin to stop being a pussy. He's already seen as Putler so why is he holding back.

>>53825996
we don't need news to go down when we're in a multi year bear market

>>53826552
It's more a cloaca with their species.

I give up, just sold my calls, Going back on team bobo, hopefully we keep going down, and I can recover from thsi fuck up.

>CEO sells their stock while spending company funds on PR and baggie hopeful news

name that company

>>53826574
"No news" has ascended to be a meme, anon. Very nascent. I think there was some producer index horse shit or something.

>>53826580
GME
AMC

>>53826580
USA?

>>53826542
No wonder rest of the world has such shitty stock market performance compared to USA. They hate freedom

>>53826576
thanks for the tip baggie i just buyed

>>53826580
PLTR

What do you guys think of Wingstop (Ticker: WING)?

>>53826558
I'll have my people in the Kremlin get right on that.

>>53826580
SKYT

>>53826608
>my people in the Kremlin
I knew you kikes were pulling the strings in Russia. Just who is Jewing whom right now?

>>53826606
I think that wings are liked by poor, trashy, people and that they're going to start eating home more. Where are you going to find the coloreds to work in these places? WING is over.

>>53826580
PLTR

>>53826415
solvay

>>53826513
Good luck in court

Just like the upward OG resistance that broke. the OG support line is being broken. We are trading in a range is what it looks like.

>>53826606
overvalued goyslop

>>53824307
I should've sold after the divvies FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>LUNR

>>53826576
thanks for the bat signal. Selling my SOXS from the morning for TQQQ

>>53826601
indeed. NYSE/Nasdaq learned long ago to keep things cheap to get the most suckers into casino and keeping their asses at the tables.

>>53826650
>Muh divvies

Lol, lmao

>>53826658
>>53826604
retards, you're going to get fucked going long here, i've been getting fucked on my longs all day.

give me a sure thing to bet on in the markets. something i can dump all of my money into, knowing it will successfully make me money, and fast.

>>53826610
https://www.commerce.gov/news/speeches/2023/02/remarks-us-secretary-commerce-gina-raimondo-chips-act-and-long-term-vision
>These are the goals we aim to achieve by 2030:
>First, America will design and produce the world’s most advanced chips on our shores. We still lead in design, but that’s not enough.
>Specifically, the U.S. will have at least two new large-scale clusters of leading-edge logic fabs, that will have been built by highly-skilled union labor.
>Each cluster will include a robust supplier ecosystem, R&D facilities to continuously innovate new process technologies, and specialized infrastructure. Each of those clusters will employ thousands of workers in well-paying jobs.
>Additionally, the U.S. will develop multiple high-volume advanced packaging facilities, and become a global leader in packaging technologies.
>U.S.-based fabs will also produce advanced memory chips on economically competitive terms.
>And the U.S. will strategically increase its production capacity for the current-generation and mature-node chips most critical to our economic and national security. These are the chips that go into cars, medical devices, and many of our defense capabilities.

>>53826629
>>53826647

Yeah you're right, every time I've been in a Wingstop it's full of fat white people. None of the educated demographic (Asians + Indians) in my area eat there. But they have a stronghold on the fat goy cattle who perhaps have poor willpower.

>>53826664
Dude is exhibit A for why "divvies are your fren" is a dangerously retarded meme.

Well did you heed my warning months ago about focusing on safe value holds instead of trying to long 3x leveraged ETFs that will never recover your loses?

Also hope you SOXL/SOXS swingers are doing well. Same to the Options Kings who actually post long term gains.

>>53826672
divies are your fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjrBPHjCiuI

I am very close to 3 free McChickens. I’d say one more buy one get one breakfast combo and I’ll have enough points. Might just let the savings bank for my rv trip next month

>>53826668
>highly-skilled union labor
can some one tell this bitch to fuck off with that shit?

>>53826682
No, they should be ignored in favor of like a half dozen other, more important considerations.

>>53826650
>Non-shills actually buying INTC
Ya hate to see it.

>TSLA flirting with 200 for past week
JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAA

>>53826666

Nice quads Shayatin kekekeke

You can't trick us!

Thoughts on Intuit?

>>53826682
I have a lot of Divvie stocks, but even then I’m only getting like 2-3k a year, does it really matter?

>>53826009
doomtard, one of many

Hmm so sitting on the 100 day. Curious.

>>53826708
mexicans dont pay taxes though

My right ballsack has this weird tingling feeling when I'm lying down wtf bros how worried should I've? Also is it safe to short NVDA or is it powered by retard strength. I don't think their earnings warranted a 15% jump, people heard AI 80 times and get their pussies wet

>>53826718
Sure they do. They claim a dozen dependents and 0 income so we pay them thousands of dollars in tax credits.

>>53826708
Quickbooks is okay for accounting.

>>53826708
Organized criminals

cheers to the anon who shilled bing rewards yesterday
i completely forgot about that shit and just checked and i'm close to a $10 gc

>>53826721
>right ballsack has this weird tingling feeling
wtf same here. did we get mrna'd

>>53826721
>My right ballsack
You have multiple ballsacks?

>>53826744
>He doesn't have a spare ballsack

>>53826124
Wall = undefeated

>>53826708
Fuck 'em. Taxes are not even hard to do.

LNGsisters, how are we feeling?

>>53826721
I dunno about your nut sack, but me and my gookfu the other night we making the love and i pulled out and nutted on her belly and there was blood in my semen, and my dick hurts and it burns when i pee now. Anybody know what that's all about?

>>53826710
Yea. As long as you’re buying companies that raise their dividend yearly. You might start with a 2% yield but over time that yield grows with the dividend. If someone invested $100,000 in KO 25 years ago and never invested in it again their yearly yield would be 60%

>>53826710
>does it really matter
This gets discussed daily here, I think.
I market pullbacks, when stocks are cheapest, those who were playing Greater Fool Theory are holding losses, you're stacking.
Greater Fool idiots will always drive the prices back up, so if you want to sell, you will later.

Only, you can't buy and forget. You do have to watch, because this is a global moving market, everything has a risk.

But long run? At the least as a corner of your holdings?
Why wouldn't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

>>53826710
It does if those divies are buying into more positions and growing your portfolio. Though really you are better off just buying SCHD or something like that so you won't get fucked by divvy chasers pumping and dumping as bad.

>>53826214
Hold on, why is he wrong?
Afaik OPEC did actually say they would cut.

rycey is up 20% and you fools did not listen to me last time. you missed the train again.

>>53826666
>he cares about what happens in one single day in the markets

kek, fuck off kike quad satan.

Is the Ukraine war actually impacting our economy anymore? It seems like oil prices have stabilized more or less so energy CPI print isn't as heavy....

lunch is almost over for the wallstreeters

DXYbros we're going straight up

>>53826744
Yeah each ball has it’s own compartment basically

>>53826791
Fuck you I bought RTX Pratt & Whitney gang.

>>53826708
do you think they're conscious of what they do?

>>53826801
no but deglobalization is

>>53826787
They agreed to a cut last Fall and, per Saudi comments this month, are keeping that reduced level for all of 2023. They see the market as being well balanced between supply and demand, considering Russia's threatened cuts, China's mysterious reopening, and Biden's next round of SPR sales.

>>53826773
Hopefully it's prostate cancer you dirty jew

>>53826806
DXY computer is looking good

What are the financial benefits/costs of owning a dog?

Fuck, I bought so much today. I hope this turns out well.

>>53826773
I honestly hope you're not joking and you actually have a terminal disease. Suffer.

What did GS mean by this?

>>53826884
fake and gay

>>53826854
I guess I'll get it checked out. You might have just saved my life fren. Thanks.

>>53826896
market is too risky to hold for more than a minute

>>53826773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

>>53826908
We're getting closer to 0STE options becoming reality.

>>53826878
benefits
>unconditional fren for life
>nice to come home to someone who is happy to see you
>women love dogs and will approach you on the street while walking him and ask to pet, easy way to meet women and start conversations

costs
>dog will shit/piss/chew on all your shit and ruin it
>dog food and toys and shit aren't cheap
>you need to get the dog vaxx'd and that shit is super expensive, also god forbid the dog eats something it shouldnt out in the yard and needs its stomach pumped, you're now out a couple bands on vet bills or you let the dog just die and everyone thinks you're a heartless bastard

>have 28 different stocks
>portfolio is green

You guys are not as good as me

There is NO second best. Palantir is simply an asset class of its OWN.

>>53826923
QUANTUM OPTIONS WHEN

>>53826904
I do what I can baggot

>>53826947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs

>>53826708
>tfw just used them
>cost $108 for fed and state return
>fed and state return total is 1600 to begin with
feelsbadman..

quants need to reprogram the algos, the lunch time pump is clockwork

charts look like shart

>>53827016
What is going on in this webm?

>>53826983
That seems way overpriced. I've used freetaxusa multiple times before and it's free for federal and $15 for state. Used cashapp taxes last year and this year and it's free for both, but they're probably selling my info to China or some shit.

Does this look like a company worth $1.2b?
https://www.masterbrand.com/overview/default.aspx
> Products have 4/5 score by customers.
> Employee satisfaction is completely medicore sitting at 3.3/5, meaning employees are too demotivated to demand anything.
> They seem to be making profit despite home building taking a slump this year.
> Some zoomers are complaining in reviews they are waiting for their order to arrive for months. In my times you had to make furniture yourself, but still, it could turn into bigger problem.

BONDS BONDS BONDS

7-Year Note Auction
4.062%
Prev: 3.517%

Let's Fuggin go DXY!

>>53827026
urban youth

Do I need to give you guys the context about MMTLP or are you guys already filling in the blanks here lol

Yeah so it is basically the new flavor of the money pennyshit OTC scam for ledditors / fintwit / stocktwits / etc

>>53826944
I'll bite, what are the stocks?

>>53827029
>freetaxusa
I used them a year or two ago, dunno thought maybe paid services would give me a higher return or are at least easier to use but hard to remember for sure which was easier.

>>53827026
N gonna N

Based banana stock.

>>53827069
>new
the mmat story is 3 months old

>>53826718
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>>53826983
I'm sorry for being autistic lads. What I meant was; Is it possible that it's going to pump after earnings release knowing that it has a monopoly (as far as I know as a yuro)?

23feb 4000p someone bot ~26k ending around 10:40am so equivalent 13k SPX puts. Chunky trade, equates to 2bn in delta to sell, explains some of this weakness here. Any guesses who?

I'm sorry but what in the ABSOLUTE fuck is this market doing?!

futures

>>53827175
Why are you like this

>>53827153

So now is the time for theta plays right? What's a good DTE for straddle spreads if I think VIX will trend up?

>>53827175
Now that's what I call a shitpost!

>>53827016
Haha I remember this clip from chateau heartiste. The dyke who started it was all like, don't you misgender me cisscum. And the dude was like, who bitch dis is, WHO BITCH DIS IS.

>>53827151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gl2QnHNpkA

>>53827185
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>>53827175
i wish i had a gf/wife that would do that on me...

>>53826415
as a french :
LVMH it's a must have
Hermes
ASML

>>53827161
Healing

>>53827230
I see that you guys like this Hermes stock huh. Will give all of those a look. Thanks mate.

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE RATE HIKES!

Someone help me understand what NVIDIA's moat is. Their multiple is already out of control, and this isn't a situation like Tesla where they've brought a high demand product to market while having literally no competition, so what is the case here?

>>53827310
I think the idea is that their products will be used by business clients for AI-related shit.
They actually developed some very nice tools for production line simulation / robotics prototyping. I think investors are pricing in their shift into stuff like this.

>>53827337
That's interesting about the robotics. I'm still going to buy up intel and ibm instead, but thanks for the perspective lol

>>53827353
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>>53827353

>>53827258
in France, we say that French Luxury (LVMH Hermes and L'Oreal) is the best way to invest in China without CCP risks

>>53827358
he waited and was still early

>>53826825
If anything, with demand as fucked as it is rn which is reflected in the price, they *will* cut again, at least that's the chatter

>>53826806
i gotta live in england this summer so hoping the dollar gets super strong