/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53825945
these sounds like the actions of someone who has had sex and even kissed men

>>53825945
I fu*ked someon's butt

>>53825945
haha you stupid ugly virgin

>>53825945
No sexooo for youuuu??

unless you are hideously disfigured or extremely short (below 5'5") all you have to do is start lifting and putting yourself out there and you can get laid, sure you will spill lots of spag at first but eventually you'll get more comfortable socializing is a skill anyone can learn its not an innate thing. also lower your standards at first, you aren't going to get a 10/10 blonde tradwife virgin at first, fuck a few 6's and 7's just for fun and the experience and then you'll have the confidence to attract higher value women.

this all assumes you actually want to improve yourself and have sex instead of just wallowing in self-pity online like a perma-incel

>>53825945
>22
lol I'm a 29yo khhv

>>53825945
Hi. Old fag here. Not that old that I don't know what youngers are doing these days. If you really want to attract a mate, wear nice clothes, new clothes. Always smell good and don't stink. Keep your house clean and tidy at all times. Stop watching porn and keep your balls full. Eat healthy, excersize lots, don't ask potential dates to do anything weird untill you have fucked a few times normally. Don't let her near your pc, keep a clean phone for if she ever looks on it, stop watching anime, never play Vidya in her presence unless shes playing too or has her own screen. Don't expect to find a lady clued up on the jq and defo don't expect her to be financially literate, or even financially stable. Don't try to educate her on anything as this don't work. Don't fuck fatties either. I wish I was still a virgin at 22 l, all the NSA I had at your age didn't mean shit once I met my wife, so it was pointless. Expensive and not worth the time and effort. Try to relax. I hope you find her dude I really do, we are all gonna make it.

>>53825945
I'm 40 and I bang your 22yo girls since you zoomers won't dick them down. It's my contribution to society

I touched my mom's vagina with my penis when I was born, does it count?

>>53826139
That's a good point. Mom/son incest should be legal and normalized.

>>53826063
Too bad approaching any woman in 2023 means that you will get a sexual assault charge and your entire life is ruined

>>53826113
>Stop watching porn and keep your balls full.
How important is this bit?
I'm addicted to porn

>>53826113
>I hope you find her dude I really do, we are all gonna make it.
Thanks fren

>>53826217
What does addicted to porn mean? Do you watch porn even when not masturbating

>>53825945
I'm 32 years old and I've never had sex or even kissed a girl

>>53826483
ok not really to porn, more like addicted to masturbation (which almost always involves porn)

>>53825945
I'm 26 and at this point I don't believe sex is even real
it's so fucking over

>>53825945
lol

>>53825945
im 27 khhv. all my matches in bumble are mountain golems

>>53825945
It's ok anon
there are still GME and BBBY generals with people holding them on this board
if you ever think you're a failure, just think of this

>>53825945
Yes I was this last year now I am 23

Times have changed
Previously you could have been a carpenter/ roofer and get a gf
Nowadays you still need an additional edge: doing drugs at raves for a hobby, semi professional athlete etc…

Girls still can get by like being a cashier

>>53825945
Visit a prostitute. This is life advice, but also /biz/ financial advice. This is a good investment. Your hormones won't know the difference and you will feel better in yourself and more confident in all you do. Best thing you can do is head to Thailand for a couple of weeks. The girls will chase you and are nice. Don't listen to the fud. Your won't get fooled by a ladyboy; you won't get robbed; and you won't get an STD. In fact a girl working in a go-go bar will be cleaner than a western roastie. And much more pleasant!

>>53825945
same but I'm 35

>>53825945
I had my first kiss when I was 24. Us autists take longer to figure this shit out.

>>53825945
Today is your day anon. You gotta start somewhere. I was 18 when I got my first kiss and it lead to almost 10 years of daily blowjobs and sex and all that fun stuff then ended in terrible heart break that has me fucked up to this day.

>>53825945
28 here, but I have kissed before

>>53826838
Same actually I didnt get laid till 26. I'm still autistic but have a family and kids you can figure it out later on.

You are a loser.

>>53825945
Sounds like average zoomer male these days desu

>>53825945
Who cares, sex is meaningless, it won't fulfill you as a person and after you realize that you will just be even emptier inside. Focus on yourself

>>53827001
Wow gay much?
Imagine saying this to a dude who just got his dick broke
Just because you only get fucked in the ass by dudes doesn’t mean we’re all like that

>>53827071
Projecting much, faggy? Stop thinking about cock so much.