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Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:54:28 2023 No.53821750 [Reply] [Original]

>be dwarf
>invest in mithril mining
>mine mithril in moria
>dude just hoddel the mithril forever, never secure profits
>get rugpulled by a balrog of morgoth

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:29:09 2023 No.53821891 >>53821750 >Over 30 virgin >No gf, forever alone >Granted amazing wizard powers >Slay the balrog of morgoth >I now own all this mithril >Sell it and clean up my image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:31:01 2023 No.53821904 >>53821750 >rop amazoncuck lore kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:31:58 2023 No.53821910 >>53821750 >a Balrog of Morthgoth WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:01:49 2023 No.53822027
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>>53821904
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I guess you never read LOTR nor saw the original trilogy.
https://youtu.be/mc1xmT63_Kk?t=31

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:59:05 2023 No.53822368 >>53821750 Not my problem. You shouldn't have dug too deep or too greedily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:55:03 2023 No.53824046 File: 13 KB, 360x276, sell-you-fools.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53821750 Sell, you fools

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:57:42 2023 No.53824084 the possibility of a balrog showing up and fucking up your shit is always there. do your homework anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:06:37 2023 No.53824219 File: 27 KB, 240x101, rotk0641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ukraine calls for aid AND USA WILL ANSWER

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:49:36 2023 No.53824885 >>53821904 how the fuck is that ROP specific? it's very basic LOTR lore

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:59:37 2023 No.53825049 kek

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:39:59 2023 No.53825714
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>be me
>6'10" orc chad
>some cuck with his band of faggots shows up at our house and starts making some demands I don't know I wasn't listening
>me and the boys head out and decide to fuck up their shit
>They're getting roflstomped by us and it's hilarious
>suddenly some fucking birds show up but it's not a big deal
>suddenly, the tower rug pulls
>apparently my boss invested our entire company's net worth into some boomer rock
>and then lost it
>and then a crackhead stole it
>and fell into a volcano with it
>it was our volcano
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:45:58 2023 No.53825820 >>53822027 >Its worth is greater than the entirety of [a half dozen dank holes dug into the dirty hillside in the middle of nowhere] What did Gandalf mean by this? Frodo looks offended. I would be too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:16:18 2023 No.53826302 >>53821750 >be wizard king >be pursued and desired by Female Balrog >she wants to use her fire whip on me >pull out my big staff >YOU SHALL CUM

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:17:32 2023 No.53827198 File: 75 KB, 600x452, 1601817947934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53825714 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:21:17 2023 No.53827252 File: 505 KB, 798x840, 1651510374738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53825714 lol

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