/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53824302
I refuse to post in globalhomo themed threads

there are people in this thread bagholding intel

>>53824302
Nice ESL post anon.

>>53824333
This is a DAN thread bro it's anti-homos anti-globo

I remember screenshotting this as soon as it was posted

I told him NVDA would go to 250

I hate NVDA so much.

>not even good nvidia earnings could send the market rallying
unironically over

GUSH is going to 200 dollars.

>>53824333
checked.
You will make it.

Why do they keep pumping before market open and then rugging?

TSLA is also a massive pos

>>53824349
que?

Two buys set. How much more do we try to buy today FRIENDS?

>>53824336
>There are people ITT who are RUNNING an Intel CPU

>>53824359
>buying both gas and oil together instead of separately
I seriously hope you niggers don't do this

>>53824356
Don't push me when you're making a false claim, and your kites may not break so easy.
You can thank that idiot who thought it would be a good idea to test DD on NVIDIA's earnings last thread.

Fucking cunt.

>>53824371
tu sabes wey

Getting another copper windfall today. I’m up to an estimated 80 pounds of braided copper wire not including the rubber insulation. Going to let the stockpile grow for a few years. I haven’t gotten around to stripping it yet but I did make some jigs to make the stripping easier

i really need to learn how to take small to medium profits

>>53824354
I'm buying calls to hedge my shitVDA shorts.

>>53824387
are you the KO boomer poster?

TELL ME ABOUT THE MANGO HABANERO

WHY DOES HE FRY THE CORN

GOYSLOP niggas...we dine finely tonight

>long KHC

when we going to get our daily clown market reversal?

>>53824391
I bought calls and now NVDA is dropping.

It's literally over bros.

I'M GONNA CRAAAAAAAB

I'm too dumb for soxl/soxs

>>53824387
Use to do this with my grandpa. Fun times

>>53824378
and when they do they turn off all their new features in bios and windows and uninstall every intel programm as a habit

>>53824407
Today is the reversal from the post opex dump. Hedges have been hedged. Monthly insurance premiums acquired. The bottom is in.

Why in hell is the stock market in Europe holding up so well despite their inflation rocketing to new heights? They will soon be getting raped by new rate hikes and what, the market dipped 0.5% one day and that's it? Why can't we get major destruction like the US markets? Feels bad bros.
Anyway, why do earnings suddenly not matter when it comes to NVIDIA? If Apple were to miss by even a sliver, the market would shit itself. Lucky for me that I always inverse /smg/ and this time bought that stupid shitstock (though only very small beans)

ANON BELOW THIS POST IS A HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOT

>>53824359
Oilchads..

Draftkings (DKNG) more like draftqueens amirite bros

you buy nvda when its 4x the value of google, I'll buy nvda when it's a sub $50 stock

>>53824398
Not the original but my Roth is boomer

>>53824428

>>53824426
Can you really get rid of ME?

So in general keep this in mind. The world is run by people with a bias for making money and keeping things going. Things will seem robust at a supernatural level because of this. There is constant pressure downward to suppress this upward pressure because tha upward is known to be inevitable, but it always bursts through. Volcano market theory.

SELL.

They jewed me..
How long can it last without me dying?

I bought soxl at $13.91 earlier this week

I think the retard power is too great on nvidia. Im gonna put 5k on it

>>53824453
Slurp away, my good sirs.

AHHHHHHHHH MY NVDA CALLS are worthless. AHHHHHHHH MY NVDA SHORTS ARE STILL WORTHLESS!!!!!!

>>53824336
My intc leap is worth like 40 dollars. May as well hold until it expires in 2024. Bought it for $1200.

>>53824460
Is this some Easy Mac goyslop? Shit's good until 2052 my man.

>>53824452
>INTC
>DOLE

bro...............

>>53824417
have you watched the OI i the option book?
they'll be huge resistance, so useless to buy calls

>>53824460
probably a few more months still before the shitty becomes even more ass

It is over.

>>53824434
NVDA did not miss, they beat expectations. Read it again. They were expected to get killed in the gaming market YOY, everyone knew this due to bad holiday sales and huge oversupply. Nobody cares about muh gaymen PCs, that's not their core business anymore.

SELL

>>53824460
F.

>>53824486
*shitty pasta

>>53824479
My DOLE is up 7%. It’s been a comfy little small cap for me. INTC on the other hand

>>53824437
It's fucking balmy where the US lives. NG is going to be falling. That cold front out west is modeled to stall and push north over the next 5 days. East of the Mississippi will have spring weather for the next week.
The only question today is how much we accrued, to be released 10:30am, six minutes from now.

>>53824464
Volcano market theory or VMT for short. There are many types of volcanos, but all have the same general type of atmospheric and geologic downward pressure regardless of how they eventually erupt. Sometimes the tectonic plates move, and you need to find a new volcano.

I got HEEMED NVDA FROM THE TOP AND THE BOTTOM.

Lets take a moment to stop shitflinging over NVDA earnings and acknowledge the BOILer in the room right now.

>>53824491
my guess without any real knowledge is they had a shit quarter but pulled some jewish accounting tricks, everyone else had dogshit earnings no way they had good ones

Carvana puts or Wish calls

>>53824512
>Volcano market theory or VMT for short.
Are you fucking with us right now?

Post your average share price for NVDA

For me, it's $125

>>53824558
SELL NOW

>Hit £30k
>Everything shits the bed until I'm back in 29k or worse
>Keep wageslaving, not going on holiday and putting all my savings into the market to stand still

I've been in this loop from October 2021. When does the bull market return so all this shit I've accumulated will be worth something?

>>53824391
Shorting NVDA was a really bad call.
You should hate yourself.

>>53824547
VMT is very important anon, geological events with multiple types of matter as well as very strong electromagnetic influences directly mimics human economic behavior on macroscopic scales.

>>53824578
It turns out letting dumb boomers print infinite money for 20 years straight has consequences

>>53824578
>When does the bull market return so all this shit I've accumulated will be worth something?

Hope is not a good financial strategy anon

>t. A hypocrite

>>53824558
I'm at 211.

>>53824592
Lets be realistic here, it was just gambling

>>53824574
Perhaps in 20 years

>a fate worse than death

>>53824614
t. Clott Adams

>>53824614
Yes options are gambling. That's why you just buy and hold and slurp. Line goes up.

>>53824491
>gaymen PCs
Gaming will be getting smaller and smaller I think. Or maybe stagnating. PC gaming has gotten shit, everybody just owns a console and doesn't upgrade much. Gaming has gotten too gay and people subconsciously know it. I don't really understand why people thought gaming would keep bringing in the big bucks with AI and datacenters taking over
I guess it makes sense after all. NVIDIA is too deeply entrenched in everyone's hearts. Their position is simply too good. And since FED has managed to kind of fix the inflation/recession, tech companies will once again be enjoying their good times again. Hell, if NVDA managed such great numbers in this market, then they will do even better next time since it's only upward from now

>>53824622
and just like that, nothing ever really happened at all…

>>53824461
>there is one anon that isnt totally brain damaged on /smg/
god bless

>>53824601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDalCSQQPMY

I snorted the top, you lomged it, get fucked

>>53824578
>complaining about cheapies while you have income and can accumulate
bad take m8

>>53824622
Set my wife’s Roth IRA to 100% JEPI

>>53824652
kek

>eia report delayed
i guess brandon didnt like what he saw

>>53824302
What do you mean “you people”?

JEPI chads why is shit trending down?

>>53824497
God this image always takes me back to 2016/meme magic/pol discovering Kek and shit. What a time to be alive

>>53824677
>>>/r/eddit

>>53824387
The future is plastic and aluminum.

EIA Natural Gas Stocks Change FEB/17 -71Bcf prev -100Bcf consensus -67Bcf

>>53824677

>>53824704
>doing electrical anything with aluminum

Die

Februarys spending snapshot for a family of 4. As always request to see specific categories

What the fuck is wrong with NVDA

>>53824704
The future is me having sex with multiple super models while eating the worlds best tendies

>>53824727
Whoops. Forgot pic

>>53824704

I am up.. 15%
God bless LNG. I was just super early.

Looks like Theta virgins will win today.

>PE jumps from 88 to 101
literally nobody gives a shit as long as you say "it's AI backed"
I have to work with AI myself, and that's again an overhyped trend, as were Big Data, or IoT

Last months income. kek I only make $22 an hour

Honest thoughts on $JEPI in this market? I'm in for $40K because of the eternal crab market, but I'm not sure if it's performing as well as I'd like.

What the fuck is up with cannabis stocks are they making it illegal again or what?

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>53824775
Fuck I keep forgetting pics

>>53824795
>>53824775
are you working 70 hour weeks with overtime?

>>53824805
No my wife is the breadwinner

>>53824809
Onlyfans?

>>53824302
Rate my portfolio
I'm thinking about adding Levi's and encore wire if they pull back some

>>53824788
Like most small caps, 90% of companies are scams essentially just welfare propped up by free money and easy lending

>>53824809

> During last night's conference call, the acronym "AI" for artificial intelligence was mentioned by Nvidia personnel and sell-side analysts an incredible 90 times.

>>53824743
Yeah, just payed 7k for last month. Though that did include a hawaii trip wife and I have coming in april

>>53824820
She does have a burping onlyfans but that money goes into a spiral one account not this one. She’s a a white collar individual

>>53824809

>>53824809
bro your wife single?

SELL YOU FOOLS

>>53824840
Idk what a dossier is but it’s a sweet arangement. She makes all the money. I only work until 3pm so I pick the kids up from school, cook dinner, go shopping, and handle all the investing.

>>53824776
I only have 12k in jepi but honestly not all that impressed. When you pay those kinds of divvys the price is steadily decreasing so will loose on your basis in the long run methinks.

>>53824849
HELLO IM BULLISH AND SCHIZOPHRENIC SUCK MY DICK

>>53824853
That doesn't sound too bad really too bad all the women I know are worthless zoomer whores

>AMZN
wtf?

would you look at that.. already below $400
it's almost as if earnings that took place 3-6 months ago don't matter for the future earnings in the market

CMON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY

>>53824858
im schizo and bearish

sorry but I do not lose

Midwit here:

Is NVDA the boomers AMC now?

>>53824843
kek not since my first afghan deployment

>Up 130% in two weeks
>Down 10% in a day
I'm still up 117% but I feel sad as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with me, why can't I be happy with 117%

sirs it is going back down

The fact that you retards aren't even talking about OCEA makes me think you're all just a bunch of boomers focusing on shit like SPY, NVDA and Tesla. You could have literally tripled your money today with small cap stocks.

I literally couldn't imagine a life that wasn't entirely leisure. I cannot even begin to wrap my head around the wagie life. I would sooner be executed than hand over my leisure.

>>53824898
problem?

I BOUGHT 0DTE CALLS ON THE BULLISH GDP RE-PRINT AND I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH COCKS!!!!

>>53824856
I've been DCAing 10K every month so I get some market exposure, everything else cash. Starting to wonder if I just memed myself. It's not performing as well as I'd like divvywise, and the value isn't as drop-resistant as I'd predicted. ("But muh blue clips should hold value better!")

I'M A BARBIE GURL IN A BARBIE WURLD

>>53824900
>Implying I've got the time to research thousands of small caps

Wow I turned into a Goebbels impersonator in about 30 seconds.

>>53824893
Fuck i hate being 6'2

>>53824900
>Biotech
do NOT pretend to understand how this fucking sector works

>>53824592
It's a meme stock. Institutional boomers think that an algo is actually AI. Literally every time you fags talk about mul AI it's just an algo with a lot of data. I'm not even seething at their mcap going up specifically, I've been talking about fucking imbeciles that think algorithms are skynet for 5 years at least.

>>53824906
>I would sooner be executed than hand over my leisure.

YOU'RE IN LUCK ANON!

>>53824921
You will never be a woman, chud

>>53824929
lmao you dont have to 'like' the sector to day trade. All you need to know is what news its running on, volume and pre marker movement.

>>53824302

>>53824921
COME ON BARBIE
SUCK MY PEEPEE

>>53824944
> All you need to know is what news its running on, volume and pre marker movement.
You don’t know any of that. I’m sorry you had to find out like this

>>53824900

>2005
BIG PHARMA IS EVIL
>2019
*Rabid claps and cheers under masks*

Shorting at the top like a true chad.

SOXS gang gang
KOLD gang gang

>>53824956
Are you another one of those weirdos insisting the stock market is simply a casino?

>>53824900
Sir please do redeem. Recommend me a site where I can read news about small cap stocks.

It's officially over.

>>53824972
sec.gov

>>53824893
>That vid
Fate more horrible than death, haha, amirite haha bros?

>>53824735
>NVDA
Taiwan getting INVADED

>>53824856
If you're buying firms that aren't covering their divy with EPS, you're gonna lose book value.
There are plenty of books out there that are covering divy 2x, and have a tested model, and room for growth and improvement.
No, you can't have them, because you'll drive up my price when I'm collecting.

>>53824906
Holy based, I need more money so I can join you. My DREAM is to work in Haunted Houses, making scary props and shit, wearing costumes and jumping out at people. I love Halloween! But I'll settle for being idle rich.

TIME TO DOUBLE MY SHORT POSITION IN NVDA

>>53824856
ohnonono JEPIchads they said it was free money (and only written SPX options...)

>>53824900
what are some other hot picks?

>>53824970
No I only invest in dividend aristocrats in my Roth IRA and VOO in a regular brokerage. I’m an intelligent investor

>>53824970
who let this hothead out of crypto

>>53824992
AMAM was good today.

>>53824983
>thinking I need your help
lol
lmao!

>>53824970

>>53824988
anon, expand your props into non-scary things, and you'll be able to stay busy year round.

>>53824983
Looking at $JEPI vs $SPY I'm pretty sure I fucked myself. At least I've got my cash reserves, didn't go all in. But I went in hard anyway. Oh well.

>>53824900
>OCEA
>hurr im so smart I can look at the trending tab of stocktwits I am a trading god bow before me durrrr

okay have fun chasing random biotech momentum plays, hope it works out for you

>>53825016
>i lose money for fun, methinks
nigger.

Breaking news to explain the recent dump

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53824970
It is

this is the most bearish shit ever, who is actually buying right now

Can someone help me out here? I have opened a self-directed account with JP Morgan (chase) - what are the minimums I need to fill out the form in order to get approved for the self-directed options trading? It appears to be automated because I am almost immediately rejected after clicking submit

And I sold my puts before the dump, 2 weeks straight, this has been happening to me wtf

>>53825030
Explain how doing this is a bad idea if it works? Just set a reasonable stop order. The vast majority of my trades are like 10R.

>>53825036
No need to be upset.

>>53824970
It is totally not a casino- it is 100% safe and effective.

>>53825053
shut the fuck up nigger. Only brainlets care about what zeroedge is spamming

What

>>53825073
Have some conviction

>Nvidia is just a consumer GPU company!
>Tesla is just a car company!
At this point, the people saying that have to be shills, right? Or just doomtrolling? You'd have to be legitimately retarded to actually believe those things

>>53825054
Correct.
Though I am a bit upset with the cut from MPCT.UN
Still holding because the upside is good.
Sucks to see my overall yield go back under 5% but a bit more DBM should help that.

FUUUUUUCKCKCSIJNCUISNCMISCN IUSCNUJSNS

for what its worth to you yahoos, I don't trust options etfs for dividends like XYLD, QYLD, JEPI, etc

plus their dividends aren't qualified

but to each their own

The Mango Habanero.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

Don’t Have The Mango Habanero & Garlic Parmesan Bone In.

Because.

It’s .

Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

The earnings was the trapdoor. Spiders Below. Don’t Listen To The NLP Algos Buying. Mango Habanero Sauce

>>53825090
I can't anymore, I quit. I have collectively missed over 3k these 2 weeks of clowning

>>53824461
Same. Went right into soxl after this morning though.
Already paying out. Next week is going to be a bit confusing honestly but this is a no brainer move for now.

>>53825096
>Nvidia is just a consumer GPU company!
no one is saying this. people know they also rent the GPU they make
>Tesla is just a car company!
they are and you're retarded if you think they aren't

>>53825068
Tell them you have a high net worth, high income, your trading strategy is extremely high risk, you’ve traded options and are experienced. Or switch to TD Ameritrade for ThinkorSwim, IBKR and Trader Workshop and tell them the same things on your application for options to get approved

>>53824302
Schizo-view: We are 100% heading into a recession. Yahoo changed the font color for its pricing/percentage change, it's not a darker/less saturated set of green and red. My guess is that it's a bit of psychological manipulation: make the numbers bright and colorful when you want people addicted to watching the chart and excited about buying into the rising market, make them dull and grim when you want them to start feeling wary and ready to sell.

>>53825022
The majority of professional haunts have two seasons where they make money - Halloween, obviously, and Christmas, where many of them reopen for a kind of family-friendly "holiday walkthrough". Some try Easter, but who the fuck celebrates Easter? Obviously the problem is making money the rest of the year.
Now that way that a lot of these people make money NOWADAYS is Escape Rooms. That meme has been absolutely fantastic for Haunters, because it lets them apply their skills, props, and most importantly their building year-round. As in, you can sit there on a year-long lease/own and make money all year, instead of leasing short-term seasonally for your haunt's grounds. And Escape Rooms have a decent enough expense ratio, since rich techies and shit are the people doing them. But it's easy to get oversaturated, any specialist business is retard competitive.
Anyway, you make no money in the industry anyway, even as the owner. The scarers are seasonal workers. The artists have to hustle like shit, because they're artists, and most everyone else (like carpenters) are contracted out instead of being full time spookers. And they all get paid pennies for a seasonal job. I couldn't handle cost-of-living and none of the haunts near me are hiring anyway, let alone full term. I'd have no idea how to break into the field at all without going broke, and even if I moved somewhere for work (which I would) I'd definitely be operating for a financial loss for a long time if not indefinitely. So I stay as a computer wagie for now.

>>53824932
is this some sort of fever dream? that shit is unironically terrifying.

SPX gap closed

>>53825182
>Schizo-view:
Relevant Observation:

>FTFY
Thank you for the insight.

>Apparent Winner

>>53825200
Imagine if you will a "VAXXXINE" so effective for a global pandemic they have to advertise it 24/7.

>fever dream
It's reality and it will get worse.

>>53825081
>so you don't get corona
>implying the clot shot actually prevents you from getting covid

>>53825182
>Yahoo changed the font color for its pricing/percentage change
When did they start doing that?

>>53824456
>Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk3dEDg20Wc

>>53825278
Ebay did the same shit over the course of like a year- they do it all the time if there is any chance of financial gain.

>>53825256
i miss the Colbert Report. idk why but ever since he switched shows he just completely went off the rails, completely unhinged now. do you think he knows? do you think he's consciously aware of the evil he is committing? do you think he ever realizes in his most private moments that he effectively has sold his soul to the devil (metaphorically or literally, whatever floats your boat)? do you think he actually believes in what he's doing, and thinks it's all real and true and good or does he know he's pushing propaganda and it's all lies? does that knowledge haunt him at all? so many questions...

Mumu - if the market sold off 1% after the largest semi company in the US, 7th largest by US marketcap had a 15% rally in a single day, where we saw also a reversal in the dollar, what does that tell you?

Imagine if that market just went sideways for 10 years

>>53825308
I'm sure they did but I'm wondering when exactly because I kinda thought the same thing. I forget exactly when because my memory is garbage but I remember logging in one day and the red and green were super dark. I thought maybe I was imagining shit

>>53825182
I have noticed that on mobile (webpage) recently. The candles got darker.
On desktop right now only the font colors got darker, the candles are as bright and saturated as they used to be.
Good observation, anon.

>>53825097
i'm in the safe but boring category

i look for companies that raise their dividend every year and show steady growth with a yield between 0.5% and 5%, if its over 5 it has to have a massively good track record or simply be down bigly for reasons that won't affect the overall business

I still own MO but not sure how much longer I'll hold it based on potential legislation

I bought a bunch of 396p at the top of the day, sell now for profits or hope for another big leg down for megabux

Weird how biotech is eternally unaffected by the FED, CPI, futures and any other outside factors.

>>53825336
it tells us that you're a fag bear

>>53825336
sounds bullish.

>>53825327
People like that guy usually think that they are supporting the average joe. So

>do you think he's consciously aware of the evil he is committing?
>do you think he ever realizes in his most private moments that he effectively has sold his soul to the devil (metaphorically or literally, whatever floats your boat)?
>does he know he's pushing propaganda and it's all lies?
No

>>53824511
Seems like a good short to mid term trade

Trade volume at ports recovering. China reopening. Spring offensive in Ukraine.

>>53825336
>what does that tell you?
That you will stay poor forever.

>>53825327
>do you think he knows? do you think he's consciously aware of the evil he is committing?

Yup- alllll the way to the bank. Want to know the most fucked up part?

He is unvaxxed...
>really makes you think.

I’m going to build a pillow fort out of all my two-yr notes next to the White House Press Conference podium

still don't understand what possessed these retards to run it up 1% in pre-market

>>53825366
>XBI down nearly 11% since Feb 2nd

anon i...

>>53825377
you think a guy in such an influential position honestly has no clue about the truth about the vaxx? i feel like i'd be more willing to believe that he's part of the illuminati or elites or whatever you want to call it now and has seen behind the curtain and is just fine with being evil than to believe he's truly just ignorant at this stage in the game.

It's all coming together now bobos

>>53825285
They meant the motor/truck.

that new tomboy anime is really good

>BBBY general still up and delusional
This market has not healed

>>53825382
>>53825369
>>53825368
Mumu cope.... come out to play-ayyyy

>>53825184
So if you're talking about buying an old industrial warehouse and some ground around it, the trick is obviously covering taxes, keeping the roof from leaking, and covering your labor.

You're not gonna find alot of 12 month holiday stuff.

But you can studio as prop-makers for film and stage. Start a horror series, you can film year round. Absolutely should, even. Just need someone with enough of a sense of story-line suspense coaster, to keep attention, and some young women willing to die wearing tight sweaters.

And you can rotate the big season stuff.

For Spring, using parts of your Easter decorations, you might try a hand at Wedding Chapel and adjoining party/dining hall.
Or if your area doesn't have a teen hang-out, you might be able to get taxes covered with a couple of vidyas and a snack bar.

I've seen guys do paintball, but the cleanup for Halloween is killer. Laser tag is cleaner, but your costs are high, you'll need a techie hand.

>>53825327
I like that he's gone mask-off in telling dumb people that they are dumb, but I do agree that TCR was a lot more fun. Less directly talking down at conservatives even as he's satirizing them (though I suppose we've gotten to the point where being mean is justified), and he had to be a lot more creative.

Where's that anon that bought copper? kek

QQQ put ITM @ 293
COIN put ITM @ 60

Sers

>>53825368
Fucking mumu's getting heem'd today.

WTF I just went on a work call and what did you guys do????

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!

>>53825416
>is just fine with being evil
and rich for doing it- don't forget that part

>>53825457
the needful

>>53825460
No

later homos

>>53825460
dont worry, we'll end flat as always

>>53825073

>>53825391
>He is unvaxxed

source?

>>53825416
I mean, I'm talking from a Central EU perspective, so it might not be correct for murica. The price of bread is up more than 200% in a single year. Egg is up more than 350%. Our politicians fucked up big time, yet they truly believe that it would be worse if not for them. They don't just brainwash the people, they unironically believe that they are the "good guys".

>>53824387
You can just burn the rubber off. That's what I usually did with such cables.

>>53825460

>>53825474
I thought you jeets worshipped cows though?

>>53825351
Canada has better high yields. We need it because of the cost of life.
5% is a good target overall for a leaf.

Honestly being a perma bobo is probably easier then you think. Just follow the abandoned building apocalypse and predict the next industry/sector to go bust.

>early 20th century industries in 1980s and urban housing in old cities
>malls in 00s
>office complexes in 2020s?
>utilities in 2030s?
>tesla factories in 2040s?

short banking sector this decade

>>53825482

You're right- he wouldn't lie.

Mumus……

>>53825524
it didn't even remove the boomers like we were promised...

>>53825520
What are some office space tickers my man, I like your thinking

I have come to the conclusion after lots of research women owe me sex.

>>53825541
It wasn't meant to

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/new-pfizer-director-jordon-trishton-walker-shares-concern-for-covid-vaccine/

>t. Phyzer employee whos senior rater is the CEO

>>53825534
Nah, this stock market ain't bussin' yo. Frfr. No cap.

Are Put LEAPS worth it?

Haha look at bobos. You're not so smug anymore are you? kekekek

>>53825534
...what if DAN was right...

>>53825534
mumu's last hope is CVNA Earnings to block the hot PCE numbers in the morning.

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105

>>53825579
d-did you mean mumu bro?

>>53825582
then he is weeks late.

LESS GO

>>53825554
Is this moot?

This is the bottom

>OIL
Club jumping like Lebron now.

And just like that, all my gains from the year have been erased.

>>53825590
It's like it's just saying what people usually say about stock market crashes as convincing as possible

Holy shit look at Wayfair Computer

>>53825619
based wagie

He bought?

>>53825589
retard

>>53825554
I have no tickers in mind right now but I wouldn't be surprised if some whales were meme'ing the REIT meme to get fiat into trash REITs. Amazing the amount of office space available in flyover states I bet NYC SF and seattle are baltimores in waiting for their office spaces. Big money that buys real estate in urban hells like NYC only buy stupid expensive apartments not office spaces so that should tell you something.

>>53825633
It's easy and honest work.

IT'S OVER

>>53825589
The meme is very subtle and hard to get for people who are not experienced in interacting with a art.

>>53824307
>>53824307

>>53825683
too fucken early faggot

>>53825683
God will punish you for your sins.

>>53825683
FAG
A
G

Guy's there is no news to speak of. Not a one. AND YET THE MARKET KEEPS SELLING NONETHELESS.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

>>53825589
>not being invested in the Russell 2000
ngmi

>>53825444
Hey, these are good ideas anon. Thank you! What I really need to do is volunteer a little at existing attractions too, get my foot in the door at least enough to see what's going on behind the scenes.

>>53825723
net liquidity is down market is overvalued SPY should be at 380

>>53825481
My puts 401 puts are now 300 up each and climbing since I sold them, I think I'm gonna kill myself. FUCK MEEE

>>53825628
It started lying to people when they pushed it too hard- take that for what it is.

>Like non-birthing person like son/xi/they/him

>>53825723
Mumu cope that Fed will pivot. They keep saying they won't. Hot jobs numbers, hot PPI numbers. Increased chance of higher rates or higher for longer.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

whoops I posted in an early bake thread

anyway SELL EVERYTHING

>>53825723
Jobs are up, US shells get bigger.
Big Man Powell say that bad.
Good news is bad news.

>>53825504
bretty good, i hear their bank stocks are where its at for safe passive income

>>53825737
>380
*250

>>53825747
They literally said that rates will peak this year and that inflation will most likely be defeated. Don't fight the Fed bobo

You're laughing. The market is dying and you're laughing.

>>53825737
If we wait long enough, SP500 will surpass the DJIA

GOOGbros...

>>53825769
>inflation will most likely be defeated

>>53825776
Powie, I got a big pile of cash here. Let a man get his kicks.

>>53825737
>>53825766


>WALCL 2023-02-15 8,384,767,000,000
>TGA 2023-02-21 508,286,000,000
>REVERSE REPO 2023-02-22 2,113,849,000,000
>NET LIQUIDITY 5,762,632,000,000

>SPX FAIR VALUE 3614
>SPX LOWER BAND 3464
>SPX UPPER BAND 3964

>>53825747
ONLY ONE MORE RATE HIKE! AND WE WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL!

The rate hikes are safe and effective! Don't worry about why there are 8 blanks on your rate hike card. Only one more rate hike and we will go back to normal!

Damn, 5 sessions of assrape in a row.

>>53825776

What the FUCK was that?

Whoa nelly, what was that?

>>53825819
>4000 was buckbroken for days
>he thought we would not start doomping back to 3800

>>53825823
Nelly... meet black betty

>>53825788
lol my growth port is absulutely FKd right now outside of my ETFs

AMZN
CRWD
GOOGL
META
PLTR

bought near pico top so gonna have to wait a while before its back up. still DCAing in. GOOGL is actually the least of my worries. AMZN has the biggest hit rn but not really worried. not looking to sell for 5-10 years

>>53825582
my DAN told me feb 23 was the start of the market crash

>>53825842
ahhh so you're the one I sold bags to.

>>53825847
DAN stands for
>Duping
>Anonymous
>Niggers

My real name is Dan, and I said that the market crash has already begun.

ANOTHER 500 BILLION TO UKRAINE WOULD SOLVE THIS ISSUE

We're only a month away from triple witching.

>>53825891
You know we've sent enough money to the hohols to give every LEGAL man woman and child a $1,500 check?

>>53824307
>>53824307
>>53824307
>>53824307

>>53825891
>ANOTHER 500 BILLION
Get the fuck out of here you Putin apologist! The sanctions are working!

>>53825904
and those hohols are running into poland causing EU inflation to stay sticky icky icky

Mumu fucked and cucked.

Unity seems super oversold. Bought 20 shares for what I'm hoping is an easy overnight hold. Worst case I'll hold it for a while because I really like the software and don't see it dying easily.