/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anon, learn how to use chatgtp

>>53822037
say what
how will chatgtp help me write a CV about myself

>>53821983
>Won't I get fucked if they find out?
What are they going to do and how are they going to check?

>>53822110
>call the number
>mail the address
>anon? we've called your reference with no response. Are you sure the person you've put is real?
>anon? please bring us a different reference.
>anon anonster, you sure you didn't fake your only experience?hmmm?

Or am i being a bitch here?

>>53822141
I don’t think you are. Large companies do their due diligence. You might get away with it if it were a small company.

>>53822141
If the company is bankrupt, why would anyone answer the phone?

>>53822143
Hmm, so you're saying I should fake experience when applying to small companies? That does sound really good, and it might just work assuming they don't dig in too deep. I'll try to on small companies anon, bless you

>>53821983
>graduate Business Economics
You get one shoot at life and you wasted it.

>>53822141
and then what? who cares?

>>53822145
But then they'll go on their catalog to find out the persons personal phone/linkedin/social media. Eventually as >>53822143 anon say, big companies have connections and will know something if they want to.

For example, I could put Toys R Us that just closed down, but realistically everything is 100% the same, all that's changed with that place is its name. Every employee is the same.
So putting an old phone number is likely not gonna work. But as anon said, small companies might work, unless there's else

>>53822141
>Fake it
>Get caught
>No job

>Don't fake it
>No job

>Fake it
>Get away with it
>Get job

There's only one path here that leads to employment

>>53822153
I wanted accounting and I'm studying for the CMA right now, but you've got a point. I did it for fun to be honest, and it was 4 years of fun. But now it's uh, not so.
>>53822176
My city is 300k, and these shitheads are very connected with each other. Straight up writing fiction on my CV might get me blacklisted from some sort of network or list they have.

>>53822198
Chat GPT will handle those Excel spread sheets soon enough.

>>53822198
absolutely no one in the world cares enough to go through some mass-application CV that has enough plausible deniability to be real (people did work at bankrupt businesses before they went bankrupt) to go out of their way to tattle on you to other businesses, that's cope. and in the absolutely impossible worst case you just go work in another city

Getting a job naturally is almost impossible. You have to know somebody or you're fucked. It sucks.

>>53822227
>that's cope.
hmm, maybe you're right. Obviously I don't know, so probably I was coping to be honest desu.
>>53822234
That's the issue, so I'm thinking instead of ending my ambitions, and going to wageslave at a grocery shop or a regular 8-4 store, let me give it my all.
I'm not interested in giving the usual 'society rejected me and wasted my potential' speech. At least if these cucks ban me from sort of network and I can't get a work, at least I'll say I tried

>>53821983
just LIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
MAKE UP EXPERIENCE

>>53822306
My CV's open in the other tab, i'm on it

Guess what faggot? You’re probably useless. I’m sorry but if you’re not getting calls back or get swerved to another position your personality and/or person skills need to improve. If you don’t like that answer then you’re not gonna make it. You’re going to have to get a shitty job to get experience if you didn’t work in college. I’m a hiring manager and I specifically discriminate against people with college degrees and niggers. Sorry bud but you gotta go in there and give them a firm handshake and a smile. Bunch of microwave brain wojack retards are what colleges churn out. Try reading “How to Win Friends and Influence People”. Buy Bitcoin when you do get a job and good luck anon :)

>>53822450
anon no one cares about the opinion of a "hiring manager" who manages a team of $20/hour retards.

>>53822450
you are incredibly retarded and have no idea what you are talking about
please DO NOT post

>>53822450
Actually I call and at the end they ask for my name. They end the conversation with you're the only one that actually took time to call.
>By the way how were your studies
>are you flexible?
>did you apply through our portal or external site
Which makes me believe that's not the issue. It's always a matter of 'there's no resources to be spent training a fresh graduatee'. Which is logical. We are in a sharp recession.
>Buy Bitcoin when you do get a job and good luck anon :)
thanks fren, I'll buy no matter what. Alts are cool, but BTC/Eth are the only things I can rely on long-term

>>53822503
You’re advocating for people lying which means YOU lie and people all around you lie in front of your stupid face and you know it. KEK.
>>53822475
>wagies living rent free in your mind
Ngmi I hope this posts also comes back to your memory when you’re in your cage.
>>53822518
What’s your degree ? What did you learn in college that is actually marketable ? Are you charismatic/charming ? Do you know how to talk past the HR roasties ? I know anxiety can freeze people, today find whatever place is closest to you and show up. “Hi I’m anon, I’m very interested in XYZ because I read on your website and/or job posting that my skills would be helpful” “I sent my resume but I wanted to get ahead of everyone else” read their “about us” page. Employers have time, but no one likes to sift through the resumes only to find out it’s fucking liars or retards. I waged for Walmart for 2 years and moved up the management chain fast following meme advice online, then every job after that was a breeze. It killed my ambition and made me cynical for some time but you gotta keep an objective in mind outside of work. Lift heavy things, look at pretty things, read, hygiene, I could go on an on about self improvement but the motivation has to come from inside you. Medicine doesn’t taste good.

>>53822716
>Ngmi I hope this posts also comes back to your memory when you’re in your cage.
i work from home and likely make considerably more money than you.

>>53821983
I did that when I was looking for an IT job, but I had a friend pretend to be an IT director. It's super easy in tech. He set up a VPS and had me to some basic ssh config and DB set up, then we propped a website up for some shit made up company that sold fruit, and he said he was the IT director.

>>53822731
You WILL live in the cage

>>53821983
get used to it fuckhead, get to the back of the line

>>53821983
If you didn't start the job hunt months before you officially graduated then you already lost the game. Sorry bro, better luck in your next life. It's going to go downhill from here.

>>53823047
also this
>>53822107
and ngmi

>>53822716
>degree
business economics
>talk
yes i can talk to people well, not charismatic but always make other people laugh/fall into casual mood.
>show up
you can't do that these days. I wore neatly and looked decent, walked in multiple places and was told off, 'everything has to be through the system online, can't help you though i can take your name'

only issue is experience, they dont want freshly graduated people.

>>53823047
>>53823146
not quite, I did a bit of jobhunt beforehand. Many said please contact us after graduating. No real offer, not even trainee position. Others in my class went into offices through family connections as >>53822234 said. Others straight up gave no fucks and worked other places. I really want to work in economy/accounting branch.

Actually no one asks for a degree only experience, hence this

>>53822141
Yes that’s peak bitchness

>>53821983
>be me
>be computer science student
>land full time job
>still a year from graduation
Get fucked OP

>>53821983
You're unironically fucked OP. I also have an econ degree and can confirm that it teaches you absolutely nothing that's valuable to employers if you go for the path of least resistance to graduation like I did. You need to take specific classes that are quant finance or data focused to make the degree worth anything and some schools don't even have that in their econ programs. You'll probably end up in commission sales, as a wagie at a branch bank, or a government clerk if you didn't. Send a few hundred more applications and you might get a single interview if you're lucky.

>>53809894
Go to grad school, but even then it's not guaranteed.

It's only illegal if you forge documentation from the company. So don't do something like that you could get busted but there is nothing illegal about faking your experience on your resume.