/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53811251
a burger with nothing? okay schizo!

goybase and chainstank. two of the gayest companies in crypto. now posting stupid blue dots

>>53811251
Will there be Chainlink staking on Coinbase…tonight?

>>53811251
My body is ready

>>53811251
i hate chainshits new incel 4trans marketing employee

>>53811251
fine, what's the blue dot and where do I buy it?

ITS THE FUCKING SINGULARITY!!!! WE DID IT REDDIT WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH HOLY SHIT ANON IT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY BROTHERS WE DID IT WE MADE IT

>>53811286
My guess is this or PoR

>>53811251
Just want to clarify that 2/23/23 is tomorrow, not tonight. I expect blue balls to be had by all.

>>53811280
Is it just me or why on earth every fucking last of the niggers are posting stupid cryptic niggershit?

Or its just this schizo board?

>>53811251
lets fucking go frens

>>53811366
no but it originated from this schizo board full of insiders larping, someone clearly browses /biz/ that is on chainshits new marketing team

>>53811370
:D this pic, poor rakesh!

so it's either literally nothing and the new marketing andy at chainlink just lurked on twitter or reacted to a notification thinking it's one of those corporate "GM" memes, or it's coinbase going PoR or USDC going PoR

>>53811370
The irony is that Static Matic made way more money than Chainstank LOL!

>>53811251
LINK will break $100 by June 6, 2023

>>53811430
someone had to sell to pay for all those t-shirts, signage, backdrop, laptops, employees, table cloths

>>53811430
not only that, but Matic is probably the most legit project, even more than chainlink now that Siemens has literally emitted a real bond on it directly to german investment banks, chainlink is far away from real adoption like that, it's all still very much proof of concept stuff. let's hope that changes

>>53811452
How do you know Swift isnt paying them large amounts of money?

>>53811419
Also it could also be the long rumored partnership between SpaceX and Chainlink.

Essentially SpaceX’s launch program will use Chainlink decentralized oracles to gather data to no/no go their launches. Eventually they’ll use oracles to navigate both the upper atmosphere and deep space. This will all be part of the Colonize Mars effort which has been delayed until the partnership with Chainlink was solidified.

There were some unsubstantiated rumors that Sergey was spotted dining with Elon at a McDonalds in Florida. Also some grainy photos of him touring the Dragon capsule, so it is close for sure.

>>53811370
look at how many homosexual incels at the lank table

Nigga we told you not to interpret the dot.

>>53811497
>look at how many homosexual incels at the lank table
>people actually leave their homes?
>im just gunna stay in my room on my computer by myself
>>what losers

>>53811497
Homosexual incels are unironically bullish

>>53811571
uh...whats this from

>>53811571
wagmi

So many rando crypto projects are retweeting. Not just chainlink

> what does this mean?
1. of course with chainlink, it may mean nothing as usual
2. coin is coming to defi through chainlink services
3. coinbase is using por

>>53811830
holy newfag

>>53811251
By the looks of it various crypto twitters are tweeting blue circles but i think it's joining in the coinbase meme

>>53811251
a zoomer runs the chainlink account now. wagmi frens! cant wait until theyre shilling babyApe NFTs or some bullshit

>>53811872
it means nothing, a zoomer trying to get the most engagement on their tweets is running the account and they will sacrifice long-term trust/interest for it. OK;LG

With all the other crypto accounts posting this shit, it is a confirmed nothing burger and will probably be some goybase rebrand.

Happening cancelled, everyone go home.

>>53811927
>the blue circle is also used as a symbol for diabetes awareness
kek

>>53811251

COIN x LINK x SYN hmmm what could that possibly be

it's CCIP retards

Not just LINK. Your shitcoin is not special. This most likely has something to do woth CB rebranding or regulation related thing.

>>53811992
oh yeah Coinbase is gonna be the first user of CCIP, that makes so much sense thanks!

>>53812038
It actually does make sense unironically desu senpai

>>53812065
No it doesn’t. At all

>>53812065
you deserve to lose your money. no sympathy from me ever for nulinkers

>>53812038
>>53812085

how does this not make sense? you fudders are such fags

>>53812089
Hey fuck you asshole
I lost my virginity when you were still sucking on your mommy’s tits

>>53812145
Do you even know what CCIP is

>>53811251
>It's happening, tonight.
Total Linky death ?`

>>53812027
This. Embarrassing revelation that a lot of /biz/ link holders literally have no engagement with crypto.

>>53811251
Coinbase backing Ye 24?

>>53812027
you missed the point you fucking retard. coinbase logo is now inside a link hexagon.

>>53813379
kek what all outlines of nft pfp are shaped like on twitter. It's because of the BLOCKchain dumbass, not le saturn rothschild big chungus hexagon. Only shit linkies have lost their fucking minds.

need more?
https://twitter.com/ArbitrumDevs/status/1628465540481048576

>>53811370
Lazy nigger didn't bother to put up his backdrop.

>>53813504
keep seething, bulgo.

>>53811571
Inshalla

>>53811251
just two more hours!

going to my first uni class soon, i don't know if i should remove my nail polish, it's a little embarrassing desu

>>53811251
Two blue balls on twitter mean baggies aren't going to make it any time soon
Sorry

>>53811492
>ID has YiF in it
>post has outrageous, unverified claims
>anon is in clear delusions of his heavy bags
Yea Im thinking LINK back under 7 so we get our BTC pump back.

>>53812038
it does make a lot of sense :^)

>>53811251
Delete this

Coinbase will be adding support for Arbitrum, that's all.

>>53811308
It’s funny because they’re so fucking late, literally the equivalent of showing up to a party with a ton of beer and food and it’s 4am and everyone already left

>>53813881
Calling this as well

>>53813947
>4am
>everyone has already left the party
way to tell on yourself lmao

>>53811463
Matic now Polygon have Hudson Jameson and Sassal the scammer advising them lol

>>53811251
>>53812027
>>53812178
Coinbase made that post at 19:19 (my timezone)
Chainlink was the first one to reply within just 2 minutes, at 19:21

Graph replied @19:25, 6 minutes after the post
Pyth @20:02, over 40 minutes

Also because of how the industry works, I highly doubt that some CL social media manager instantly noticed the coinbase post and came up with that reply within 2 minutes without asking for any approval. Chances are they knew of it beforehand

Meanwhile the late-ones merely copy pasted what they saw others doing for twitter views, without necessarily being into the loop

>>53811366
because you don't need actual adoption if you just cryptically hint at it every other week in between chainlink tweets about shitcoins using their price feed or random number generator

its nothing
Lets assume its an airdrop its irrelevant for whoever did not fit the requirements at the time of the snapshot and therefore not able to gain any new volume or interest

TONIGHT
We're all in this together!

>>53814172

>>53813881
They already did this like a couple days ago so it seems unlikely

>>53811430
this is objectively false

>>53812027
>>53812178
>>53814172
can someone put these anons together in a picture for the archives?

>>53811479
The burden of proof would be on you

>>53811430
Why so much blatantly ignorant FUD on /biz/ lately? Not just link but everything. It's getting tiring.

>>53811251
nOOOOOOO yOU MUST SELL!!!! EVERY POSITIVE POST YOU MAKE WEAKENS ME!

>>53814172
Good post. Guess we find out soon

>>53814172
It is all planned ahead. The same way Link was the chosen project many years ago. Things that change how industries operate do not happen by accident. Nothing is by chance. Link holders are about to experience significant gains.

>>53814459
I didn't make the original claim of using token sales to buy merchandise. Proof please.

>LINK announces they're literally in control of everything everywhere in the world
>-5.61%

psyop

>>53814172
also rory posted this:
https://twitter.com/rorypiant/status/1628458441596444673
did see sassal saying it could be a coinbase l2 though

>>53814787
I never made any claims.

>>53815086
Fug it’s actually a somethingburger then

>>53814172
>DUUUUUUUDE THEY HECKIN KNEWW
Once they release an actual product I’ll start believing

>>53815086
if this ends up being a complete nothingburger i'll be pissed

ccip launches tomorrow

>>53815440
incorrect, you'll still be rajesh.

>>53815492
good one

>>53815505
don't hate your caste, hate the system.

>>53811251
Tomorrow the blue man group will accept chainlink as payment to gape their blue assholes at you

>>53811571
based schizo dot understander

>>53811370
Adelyn demoted to selling tshirts. Sad!

>>53814556
This rally priced a lot of people out

Coinbase acquired Backpack.

A piece of Chainlink in every transaction

>>53811286
Arbitrum airdrop ser

>>53815483
highly highly doubtful that they would give coinbase the spotlight like that

>>53815086
oh boy. he's fucked if nothing happens, which is highly likely

>blue balls

At least they're being real with you

02/23/2023 -> 2+2+3 = 7 2+2+3 = 7 -> 77 -> $81,000

>>53811251
You guys are over thinking this, it’s probably a fucking new rebranded Coinbase logo/UI

>>53811316

>>53817999
>highly highly doubtful that they would give coinbase the spotlight like that
Why not? It’s just the biggest non chink normie exchange in the world.

>>53811251
Nothing is happening, just another hyped up day that will ultimately disappoint. Easy demoralization tactic to cause the holders to lose faith and sell

Alright at first I thought the "blue dot" was hyping us up for nothing but then why the fuck does the head of the BIS (Bank of International Settlements) Agustín Carstens, have a fucking blue dot on his forehead?

>Inb4 you photoshopped that faggot

Its on their fucking Twitter kekekek

https://twitter.com/BIS_org/status/1628298064082440192

>>53818463
>it's real

>>53818491

Fucking clown world kekekekek honestly

Do...do..do I go long here? Kek

Seriously though the transcript of his speech is probably worth reading as well. I just skimmed it quickly and "stable coins, programmable money, ledgers, and CBDCs were all mentioned.

>>53818545
>>53818463

Ah so we are all going to be rich beyond our wildest dreams after all that's cool

I already have spot LINK holdings but I want to go full retard in a long but any time good news comes out we drop like 3% kek

>>53814172
This guy gets it. Let me break it down, coinbase is forking the optimism codebase to launch their own ethereum layer 2 network. Chainlink will support the chain by deploying their oracles there and in exchange coinbase will join the scale program and cover all of the oracle costs. They’ll also run a chainlink node and provide a staking as service solution for chainlink staking. Coinbase will then launch a token and airdrop it users who use the chain in its early days. Once the chain is up, a bunch of apps from ethereum will be forked over and start using chainlink price feeds, keepers, vrf, ccip, functions, deco etc and paying in link. Those apps will will be flooded with incentives in the form of coinbase’s token. The SEC will see this activity and try to shut it down by claiming coinbase’s token is an unregistered security. But this will have been planned by coinbase all along and they will counter sue in order to establish the needed regulatory clarity just as they’re suing the treasury department over tornado cash getting sanctioned. Congress will have to step in and set up a framework for utility tokens and security tokens. With this clarity, chainlink will be aggressively monetize and share this value with LINK holders and no longer have to have stupid legally hedged statements every time they hint about the token capturing value and “alerting staking” is replaced by a real staking model, which is currently under a private repo called “fuckTheSec”

Screencap this

>>53818825
Interesting. Guess it makes sense, if I recall Optimism often uses the red dot emoji, right?

Also isn’t Coinbase is in New York? Wonder if they’ll announce whatever this is at midnight (less than 90 mins) or do we have to wait until morning or some shit.

I'm afraid to get excited

Coinbase, more like coonbase.

>>53818463
it's fucking real
this can NOT be coincidence

>>53811571
what happened to the biz ball?

>>53811830
>>53818463
He’s trying to compete with Sergey in a burger contest

>>53819358

These people are triggering my schizophrenia unreal kekek


Someone else commented in another threads something along the lines of

"its like a Q Anon schizo easter egg hunt"

and that's a pretty accurate statement. Seriously though this shit is hilarious and I've been laughing out loud every time I look at the pic with the blue dot on his fucking forehead.

Obviously 100% intentional

>>53813947
No shit. Its the dawn of the Great Reset Link is ushering in here

>>53819358
lol youre retarded. that dot was added by accident when the zoomie running the account opened up the picture on their phone and accidentally tapped it. that pen styls/color is the default on most phone image editors. you might as well buy XRP if you're going to be this desperate

>>53819434
Better I fucked up the first kek

so what they got blue balls?

>>53818463
>>53818491
>>53818545

should I buy now with my last 200 busd?

>>53819582

I mean no one knows what's gonna happen but I've been in since 2018 so I'm comfy either way

>>53819447
do you not believe in synchronicity? do you genuinely think this timing and context is all a coincidence?

>>53818279
ccip absolutely not. You have to be kidding me, if you know about this team they would not announce it in this way. Proof of Reserves is much more logical. CCIP launch partners were supposed to be AAVE/SNX/COMP

>>53811366
Schizo shit is arbitrum's main PR strategy lmao

>>53811442
>LINK will break $100 by June 6, 2023

Why the 6th specifically?

>>53819600
uncertainty check

>>53819767
uss liberty

>>53819751
CCIP isn’t just for DeFi my friend.

>>53818825
uh huh big if true 1keoy bro

NFTs. Goybase is desperate for revenue. Bit of a surprise they aren't involved already.

>>53819751
Why the teaser if it's only proof of reserve? Have they done that before?

>>53820425
I'm pretty sure they already have an NFT platform literally no one uses.

>>53811492
KEK 2 more weeks until sergey launches CCIP from Mars base 1

>>53811830
https://youtu.be/_Z4MQ3hH3O0

>>53811830
Don't worry about it. It's not something you need to strongly interpret.

>>53814172
I would like to watch how you have sex

>>53818825
>screencap this giant wall of text
no thanks not even reading not buying your shitcoin bags sorry

This is the fucking hopium I needed

>>53820795
Because you don’t Have any money

Almost midnight in commiefornia.

>>53811251
It’s gonna be a nothing burger. Some dumb shit like a new logo or something lol

>>53811571
OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>53818463
What the fuck this can't be real...

https://vxtwitter.com/frankiemacd/status/1624174588258131976?s=46&t=bNqNZq1WrAucK_EG8CPb-A
this is why I buy chainlink

>>53818463
Wtf unreal and wild. Wagmi holy kek

Hi I'm new to crypto I just want to receive money and then just cash it on my card, what's the newb general and is there any difference between binance and coinbase just for my purposes?

>>53821391
Fuck off newfag

>>53818463
I actually ignored this for most of the day since I thought whatever, but then I actually clicked and realized it was fucking posted today. Wtf...

DO STRONGLY INTERPRET THE DOT

>>53819701
Don't talk to the hylics anon.

>>53821430
>https://twitter.com/BIS_org/status/1628298064082440192
So - coinbase and chainlink posted this last night
Then THIS FUCKING MORNING the BIS come out and post their boss with a blue dot on his forehead?
And WERE supposed to be the schizos??

>"We must make sure that we have the right infrastructure in place to enable #Innovation in a sound and open way, giving full scope for creativity of the private sector to build on the trusted system provided by the central bank:

>There is great promise in the idea of a #UnifiedLedger, a platform combining different new functions with payments, which could boost the capacity of the monetary system and enable new forms of money that might do more than just pay"

Its fucking CCIP isnt it?

>>53821588
88s confirm this

>>53821588
checked but nope ccip is a figment of your imagination

>>53821588
Hail

It could be. They started marketing aggressively could be that stealth mode is over

>>53819751
>CCIP was for my AAVE and SNX
lol bruh aave still relevant, snx is old news GMX and GNS made it irrelevant

>>53811251
Why are people reposting the blue dot meme again?

>>53821898
Copying link

>>53817994
This

https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x80a0baa8fc32fe672372869554194bd93b1f7aa6/0
>The blue circle represents every Coinbase product and the underlying platform of crypto we build on. It tells the story of how our products work together to make the open, decentralized cryptoeconomy possible. It signals trust, security, and safety. And it evokes our vision of increased economic freedom, everywhere.
it's literally nothing, link trannies trying to hype up yet another nothinburger

>>53811830
https://global-mind.org/

haha here comes the btc dump....

>>53821960
>it’s real

It’s just an NFT? Holy shit crypto is just fake hype and scams isn’t it?

>>53811463
>Siemens
https://press.siemens.com/global/en/pressrelease/siemens-issues-first-digital-bond-blockchain
anyone got links to txs ?

>>53822178
NOT THIS TIME
t. Serg

>>53811370
>cute asian woman at booth
That's the only reason these coomers are there

>>53818463
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bis-head-claims-fiat-won-battle-with-crypto-bitcoin-community-disagrees
you people are either retards or genuine bipolar schizos
>muh blue dot

>>53811492
Mixicles has a vital role in this but you'd have to be in the know to know. I am.

>>53821564
>>53819701

The pattern recognition parts of your brains are malfunctioning and you managed to get stuck in the worst only community for people like you, where almost everyone reinforces your delusions because they find it amusing.
Chainlink is a very solid project. The fact some millenial put used an UI sprite from the Zelda game for a logo does not mean anything important. The fact Ari likes numerology and the absolute madman Sergey goes along with it means very little in the grand scheme of things, and if anything has a negative impact on the price action. Outright Saturn worship is seen as pedestrian and gauche by the WEF who prefer to move their agenda forward under the guise of socially responsible technocracy.
Find your center and stop poisoning what's left of your mind here.
The rest of you lowcow farmers - grow the fuck up.
It is NOT happening tonight. It will happen slowly overtime if Sergey's 10 year plan succeeds with the implicit backing of some powerful people.

>>53821960
Lush blue circle NFT. Glad linkies got btfo as usual.

>>53818463
>it's real

>>53821572
>the BIS come out and post their boss with a blue dot on his forehead
Some intern who manages the twitter did it for the lulz after seeing the crypto twitter posts. Probably a linkie.
Yes, you are the schizos. You interpret everything that happens as if it's some divine intervention rather than people doing people stuff.

>>53822997
>>53821960

Yes fiat in the form of CBDCs which will be automated and facilitated through the use of DLT, smart contracts, and decentralized oracle networks.

Cope seethe etc

>>53822997
>>53823102
It's a blue dot on his head, like the red dot from a laser sight.

>>53823102
>Some intern who manages the twitter did it for the lulz after seeing the crypto twitter posts. Probably a linkie.

The BIS tweet came out before the Coinbase and LINK tweet. I just checked.

>>53823191
interesting. If that's true, then maybe i'm the crazy one. Time will tell.

Chainlink 1000$ EOY (look at my repeating digits)

>>53823234
I'll check the repeating letters in your ID

>>53823191
https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1628313896451821568
so did this Zach, but you obviously don't want to talk about this
>muh heckling blue dot!!11
imagine building an entire head canon out of your ass with the sole clue being a fucked up pixel on a twitter picture
jesus christ

>>53823255
>https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1628313896451821568

Why did you call me Zach? Idk who you think I am but I'm the dude who posts the Schizo Number threads. So what is your point? That is also Bloomberg just tweeting out something about Carsten.

The blue dot pic was the official BIS twitter where they have a link to his whole speech where he talked about things I mentioned here

>>53818545
>>53818580

>>53823255
its a dot not one pixel
>omg kike organizations give contradicting messages
very low iq or just bad at fudding

>>53815483
what has ens.domain has to do with it?

>>53823255
Nah the pic you posted doesn't have the dot. You have the wrong one, anon. Jfc go look retard

>>53818825
larp, no one names their git repos in camel case

>>53823319
I'm sorry, I have a hard time trying to keep up with all of your marketing personas.
>the official BIS twitter
oh noes, not the official blue ticked twitter account!
it was a fuckup completely unrelated to crypto or link and the proof is that about 50 projects retweeted the coinbase blue dot which is obviously referring to their latest nft bullshit
>>53823320
>omg kike organizations are signalling their plans through pixels on twitter!
pic rel, what did CLG mean by this???

https://twitter.com/BanklessHQ/status/1628757265728536578?t=rVkcK0G6V7supkH4KsvFDA&s=08
It's announcement time

>>53823380
>omg kike organizations are signalling their plans through pixels on twitter!
nice strawman there pajeet
all im saying its not a pixel or a glitch
its put there on purpose
by whom or for what reason idk

>>53823431
Nothingburger, commence the dump now.

>>53823432
OK;LG

>>53823380

Kek Ah I see you think I'm ChainlinkGod.

He's a faggot and so are you so I hope that clears that up.

You and him probably play "tummy sticks" together every weekend.

>>53823380
>oh noes, not the official blue ticked twitter account!
>it was a fuckup completely unrelated to crypto or link and the proof is that about 50 projects retweeted the coinbase blue dot which is obviously referring to their latest nft bullshit

Okay well why do you care so much then? Most people would do just that. Tell us we're schizo and then leave the thread.

>>53823446
Pretty much. Seems to be dumping already

base(d)

>>53823458
>5 posts of accusing all people to be CLG
lol who is the shizzo now

lmao the absolute state of linkies, sergey now deploying china hustle tier scam tactics to unload on fake pumps, chainlink has nothing to do with the base announcement lmao

sorry to interrupt the back and forth bickering, but has there been an announcement today or no?

>>53823488
I'm CLG. Those others are fake

>>53823504
>53823431

>>53823504
Coinbase L2 using Optimism code

>>53823467
>let us larp in peace bro
nah fuck you and your shit threads
>>53823488
>shizzo
kek, and you have the audacity to call me a jeet
greetings to the beautiful city of mumbai
>>53823504
yup, goybase is launching their own eth l2 called base and they also released a blue nft today>>53821960
that's all

>>53823380
Let anons be anons, man. Their autism is entertaining and once in a blue moon they dredge up something useful. Imagine getting this riled up over some schizos debating the meaning of a blue dot on the Twitter pic of a fat toad.
>I absolutely HAVE to correct ALL information posted on the internet!
>No fun allowed! No schizos allowed!
>Also I HAVE to type in a condescending and passive aggressive beta manner AT ALL TIMES to signal how smart I am!

>>53823530
cool thx I actually just saw on twitter.

So why the fuck was Link hyping this? God damn I'm tired

Bahahahaahahahahahahaahahahah

Linkies backed the fuck off

cant beleive you useless fucks tried to use a coinbase tweet so people would buy your bags

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

imagine trying to use other tweets to make it seem like link is good BAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>53823533
you sound extremely butthurt
>condescending and passive aggressive beta manner
fyi you just described the link shills

>blue dot thread

Why the fuck would they communicate using weird dots and not just email each other and use words. Kek. Like wtf you fucking schizos. Check em fagotrons

>>53823504

>>53823540
They are a leech that latches on to anything they can. Once again they are not given any press or publicity, just them screaming at the party that they brought some beer

not so fast niggers. behold.
this is from the coinbase Base blogpost. check em, chainlink is literally the first token they added to their graphic.

>>53823549
Pretty much all 7 of your posts in this thread can be read as condescending, passive aggressive & beta.

>>53823587
feel free to project all of your "qualities" onto me anon
btw, on the off chance you haven't heard the news, it was yet another nothingburger
cope and seethe

>>53823599
>snark snark snark
I am more and more convinced that being sarcastic and snarky all the time causes brain damage. Communicating with people like you and the greater Reddit population is like pulling teeth.

>>53823546
>>53823576

It's unreal at this point. The CL twitter immediately retweeted the announcement and within minutes are getting called out by their community. WTF is going on here

Should I buy link(Ticker:LINK) or continue buying uranium exploration Penny stocks (Ticker:FUU)

>>53823578
its in alphabetical order..

>>53823642
so I assume you enjoy having your teeth pulled off?

>>53811251
Thanks /biz for recommending to buy the Optimism coin. I dont know who started that thread 2 months ago. Thanks anon. Thats why i keep coming back to this beautiful shit place

>>53823645
Because linkies have been blueballed for years by Sergey. Now the chainlink official twitter handle is retweeting these bullshit announcements and linkies hoped it would mean some positive news for chainlink. Honestly what in the fuck is going on. First the cringe nightclub ID example now this. I'm so tired of this shit. Sergey better hire some security at next smartcon.

>A number of crypto businesses, platforms, marketplaces and infrastructure firms have committed to building on Base, a Coinbase spokesperson told TechCrunch.

>Those that plan to be involved include Blockdaemon, Chainlink, Etherscan, Quicknode, Aave, Animoca Brands, Dune, Nansen, Magic Eden, Pyth, Rainbow Wallet, Ribbon Finance, The Graph, Wormhole and Gelato, to name a handful.

>>53823667
No.
>off
ESL?

Linkfags…you packed your SNX bags right?

>>53823669
>>Coinbase Announces Base, an Ethereum L2 Network Powered by Optimism


Forgot the important part

>>53818825
this anon called it.

how did you know?

>>53823679
Jesus christ... I'd prefer they go back to "hiding" or whatever it was called instead of this. If we ever end up making it off of this, no one can say it wasn't deserved.

>>53823709
"plucked off"
changed ids by accident?

>>53823730
Except the explicitly say they are not launching a token

>>53823578

>>53823752
Odd phrasing, no? "Just went to the dentist to get my teeth plucked off "
>changed ids by accident?
Not by accident.

>>53823767
They will use the optimism token. Bullish, if you are not buying right now you loose your privileges to become a billionair

>>53823666
>aave literally in the second row

*yawn*

>>53823842
nah

>>53823829
well I interpreted this
>Communicating with people like you and the greater Reddit population is like pulling teeth
as
>forcibly pulling out teeth with no anesthesia
so I must ask you once more, are you sure you're not actually enjoying this right now? it seems like you do

>>53823903
Classic chainlink

>>53823789
This is every link holder right now including me

>>53823903
>eth as gas token
lol

>>53823908
While plucking off does mean something similar, it is a very odd turn of phrase to use when talking about teeth. You pluck eyebrow hairs with a tweezer, you pluck a chicken's feathers, you pluck someone from the street. You don't pluck teeth.
>so I must ask you once more, are you sure you're not actually enjoying this right now? it seems like you do
Well, since you dropped most of the snarkiness, I have to say I do enjoy our little pilpul exercise.

>>53824048
>You don't pluck teeth.
well, kinda
>I have to say I do enjoy
I know anon, that's exactly what makes you a hypocrite
you can drop the condescending tone yourself, just admit you got extremely butthurt when your latest schizoid hopium larp turned out to be a dud and move on.

>>53823903
Does not know how optimism works

>>53824254
>extraction
>pulling
>plucking
Plucking is a synonym, not used in the context of pulling teeth but rather other types of extraction like plucking feathers, hairs, flowers etc. Nuanced, contextual meaning can be difficult to grasp (or pluck?) when you're not fluent.
>I know anon, that's exactly what makes you a hypocrite
No, not really. I just like seeing you completely switch up compared to >>53823380
>you can drop the condescending tone yourself, just admit you got extremely butthurt when your latest schizoid hopium larp turned out to be a dud and move on.
My first post made it pretty evident I don't care for it.

>>53823789
kek I'm part of the cult and our cope/hopium is both depressing and hillarious

TOKEN NOT NEEDED

>>53824494
>To grasp and remove something with one's fingers or a grasping instrument in an abrupt, forcible tug or pull. A noun or pronoun can be used between "pluck" and "off.
"plucking out" teeth was a common practice in antiquity, you are literally grasping at straws and I'm getting bored by your childish nuanced hairsplitting
>lalala idc I only care about you anon
bro you literally can't stop responding lmao, you clearly care a lot

>>53811463
>>53822833
>>53823546
>>53823645
>>53823679
>>53823742
ya, OR Chainlink simply retweeted a single (1) tweet from Coinbase regarding a project they helped work on.

The fuck is wrong with you people.

>>53824877
you forgot this as well bruh
https://twitter.com/rorypiant/status/1628458441596444673

>>53824895
I'm talking about the Chainlink twitter.
Not "my views are my own" personal twitter accounts.

>>53811251
You do realise you are now as pathetic as XRP cultists, right?

>>53824945
How do you figure?

>>53824517
We can stay delusional longer than market can stay irrational

why is link pumping

>>53823578
Sushiswap but no Uniswap?
Is the industry trying to kill Uniswap or do they not want to work with that faggot hayden

>>53811251
Oh no markets going to crash. Fs

>>53823057

>>53823669
Should've bought Velo, it's basically a leveraged bet on OP. Think CAKE/BNB

You almost have to respect the hubris by the Link team openly mocking their cucked community. Twitter already turned on them so biz is really the last stronghold.

>>53826832
>the Link team openly mocking their cucked community
Can't blame them. Better to have no community than to have /biz/ by your side.

>>53811442
> 42

>>53825415
uniswap tokens are majority owned by CZ and they recently voted to go to bnb making uniswap a direct competitor by ownership. the lines are being drawn for the next bull run. it will be use our systems for our hot new shitcoins they profit from the sequencing validation whatever internal processing just kike ETH and MEV no decentralization allowed.

See pic related. Hope link is a main driver.. looks like OP is at this stage of the release.

http://base.org

Sorry was meant to also put this screenshot up as well of Global Head of Cefi from chainlink. Obtained from LinkedIn today..

Newfags always get involved in some rekt dick, as I've had my fair share of losses and bad decisions in my adventure with crypto so far staking using any of the web3payments platform I keep enjoying the 25% APY.

>>53827465
>>53827545
why is it so hard to understand? chainlink is critical infrastructure and new chains and l2s want them
aave is an early user, aave doesn't work without chainlink for example
but also they have to remain agnostic so that's why you see pyth there too
but yeah, de facto is chainlink

Man If I wanted to gaslight a whole community into demoralization and second guessing what they know to be fact, I'd definitely tweet out a blue dot while the head of the Bank of International Settlements also tweets out a picture with a blue dot on his forehead hours prior like some insane schizophrenic Easter egg hunt with a speech that is directly related to smart contracts, DLT, programmable money, and CBDCs

>>53822724
Stop sounding like some retard pussy, you can't get rich posting some shitty quotes here as web3payments services makes it simple for merchants to accept payments in many different digital currencies, and convert crypto to fiat quickly and safe go get useful dickhead

>>53811571
>Strongly interpreting the dot
>not making it.
Pick one.

>>53828256
judaism in a nutshell.

>>53827545
the funny part is that chainlink is the only thing not mentioned by coinbase even though it seems to be a critical part of the infrastructure
they literally namedropped everyone else while shitting on linkies
crypto kikes really don’t want you to notice chainlink

>>53811442
Looks good anon and it got some nice pussy gains but I got my ass spank using web3payments gateway for payment,like I got alot of cashback staking it on Maiar Exchange.

>>53828256
>insane schizophrenic Easter egg hunt?
Personally, I'm all in.

>>53818825
You are correct, all of this will happen in 15 years.

wtf bros

>>53824544
>>From the hour-long Coinbase interview on this, Base is a competitor to Optimism. But Optimism is ok with this because Base is paying for sequencer fees to Optimism, and they're sharing development tools.

>>OP Stack is open source, so it's not like they can say no. It's either 1) take our source code and become our competitor or 2) take our source code, become our competitor, but share some of your fees with us

>>53820364
you were saying?

>>53829907
CCIP is a crypto myth like the ETH Denver backrooms. It does not exist schizos

>>53828256
it really is bizarre and 100% purposeful. unfortunately for them our memetic energy overpowers their retarded psyops.

>>53823789
kek 10/10

>>53829733
that's a lot of gibberish to confirm that the token is in fact not needed

>>53828256
Can we get that link + thread.

Please

>>53811251
The Optimism bull run is about to start tonight.

Coinbase just made this a must-have token in your portfolio. It's going to skyrocket to $20 by April.

>>53832992
My Sonne bags are happy.

>>53813379
do link marines really?

>>53831844
OP token is going to fucking SOAR

>>53811251
MUH EFFERIUMS!!!!!!

It's happening tonight

>>53828908
>Personally, I'm all in.

Kek same

>>53832940

https://www.bis.org/speeches/sp230222.htm

>>53829955
>it really is bizarre and 100% purposeful. unfortunately for them our memetic energy overpowers their retarded psyops.

I can stay schizophrenic longer than they can keep the market irrational kek

>>53831844
Set your morals and critical thinking outside if you like money.

Just buy optimism. Coinbase is going to pay optimism alot of fees. The token will rise to 650$ some say even 1400$

>>53811251
Fresh meme

>>53835169
Slick