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fake story, fuck off frog posting faggot.

>>53813620
studio apartment with full kitchen
(1) cooking for yourself is wholesome and healthy and good for your mental health
(2) ladies like it. even if they're a one night fling they'll always imagine themselves living in your space before fucking you. just a quirk of the female mind

>can I NEET?
yes, welcome bruder

>>53813620
>rent to students
>they ruin your shit and you end up paying more in repairs than their poorfag asses could pay you
don't do it

>>53813620
start wizard of oz maxxing now.

get a screen to display a filter that makes you look like the wizard of oz and train an AI model to deal with all tenant questions. if they ever see you, just scurry back into the basement and have the model tell them to pay no attention to that man in the basement

>>53813661
i almost bought a studio apartment but decided not to last minute
living without a bedroom sounds shitty

>>53813677
Not to mention loud parties til 6am, OP will go mental.

>>53813677
retard?
parents are always the guarantor so you have something to fall back to. also as long as it's a university and not a college, then there is not much worry of students trashing the place. plus 4 months of the year they aren't even there to cause wear and tear on your property, literal free money

>>53813677
Only have to worry about the place getting trashed with blacks. It'll probably be richfag white kids who's parents pay for everything. Don't rent to Asians either, they'll stink up the house when they cook pangolin.

>>53813740
it is

>>53813793
if OP lives in the same house as his tenants then he's not subject to the usual tenant protection rules. can ban pretty much anything he wants (like parties)

>>53813740
I'm going to convert the basement into a 1 bedroom. I'm going to NEET it up and my dad will live with me to cook me meals.

>>53813635
kys nigger

>>53814980
neet it up