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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

>>53811599

>> No.53812896

>>53812880
oil bros we lost

>> No.53812905

DXY bros

we lost

>> No.53812917

Summarize the minutes for me you monkeys

>> No.53812924

>>53812880
someone shop this pic and change it to a bloomberg terminal lamo

>> No.53812928

daily lows before close

>> No.53812932

Long tesla . X10 leverage

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>>53812917

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>bearchads we lost
>bullchuds we lost
>cashbros we lost
>apocalypse enjoyers
>we won

>> No.53812937

>>53812880
Bears heemed, as is customary.

>> No.53812938

>>53812896
Don't worry, I'm sure soon SPR sales will...oh, right, they *start* in a month.

>> No.53812941

>>53812880
Is that fallout 4

>> No.53812949
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WTF ITS CRASHING AAAAAAAAAA I JUST SWITCHED BULL NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>> No.53812951

>>53812924
i was tempted to do it but i'm too lazy

>> No.53812953
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only up from here anon

>> No.53812955

love darth maul candles me

>> No.53812965
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>>53812933
Not good enough, Jerome. I wanted 75.
>>53812941
Amazing base building game, terrible Fallout game.

>> No.53812966

What did Powell say?

>> No.53812968
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*pushes the interest rate hike button

>> No.53812970

If bepis low then why line go down?

>> No.53812976

>>53812966
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023

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>>53812917

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sorry guys I was wrong about the Bounce on FOMC MINUTES.

I admit i was wrong.

>> No.53812979

I need a cute Nazi bf.

>> No.53812980
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Minutes just confirmed that they have no clue when they will actually pause

>> No.53812982

>>53812933
>at last meeting

kek

baggies finna get btfo next FOMC

>> No.53812983

>>53812976
bullish

>> No.53812984

>>53812656
literally incel behavior

>> No.53812986
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>>53812917
They don't have the balls to actually bring down inflation.

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>>53812917
no.

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>>53812976
Actual soft landing, LET'S GO BULLBROTHERS!

>> No.53812990

>>53812966
That the goal of the FED is to keep SPY within 400+- a dollar for the foreseeable future.

>> No.53812992

this market is so fucking blatantly rigged

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>>53812917
Casino is closed. No refunds.

>> No.53812999

I need a cute Jewish gf.

>> No.53813000

>>53812965
fat, ugly, bad haircut

>> No.53813010

>>53813000
take the butterface pill

>> No.53813009

doomp eet

>> No.53813012

>>53812987
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53813014
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>AMD P/E still 87
For fuck's sake, dump already.
>>53812992
And?

>> No.53813015

Kek BAGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.53813017

so a nothingburger again, all in on nvda calls then

>> No.53813021

just close the markets

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>>53812978
>>53812986

>> No.53813028

>ONLY 25 BPS? FED IS AFRAID TO KILL BUSINESS; RECESSION IS IN.

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>> No.53813033

>>53813030
based anon, this is precisely what i had in mind before using it as the image, but i just could not fucking be bothered to do it

>> No.53813034

>>53813030
kek

>> No.53813035
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We won't really know if we're truly in a recession or not until we get this year's 4th of July cookout data

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>>53813022

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CASHGANG

>> No.53813050

>>53812880
I liked Fallout 4 when I was just exploring and not doing the quests

>> No.53813053
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS A CRAB TRAP THE WHOLE TIME

>> No.53813057

>End basically where we started 20 minutes ago
Well that was a complete waste of time.

>> No.53813058

>>53813022
I don’t get it

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>>53813030
here's another for a future op image if you wanna edit it too

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Any #LUNR frens round here?

>> No.53813080

>>53813058
TL:DR - space is fake and gay

>> No.53813084
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This is some high tier schizo market shit today

>> No.53813085

>>53813030
nice

>> No.53813086
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Post hoors. Buy BOIL. 10,000 rats is OP

>> No.53813092

>>53813086
that's a man

>> No.53813093

The market doesn’t know if it wants to go up or dow

>> No.53813097

>>53813086
>spotted skin
>swollen knuckles
>tattoos
keep moving, this is a 2D neighborhood

>> No.53813099
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my instathots mog all of yours

>> No.53813100

>>53813080
So it didn’t blow up and they’re all alive?

>> No.53813102

>>53813093
It wants to crabb

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New highs! Charge, DXY boys, charge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

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>smg goes short Wingstop
>touching ATHs
kek

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>>53813099
you wish

>> No.53813112

>>53813093
Retail is getting dumped on for now so there may be some more downside.

>> No.53813115

>>53813100
No, they reincarnated to better lives

>> No.53813118

>>53813100
Fun fact: Schizophrenia is closely associated with face blindness.

>> No.53813119

why the fuck is natgas dumping on fed news

makes no fucking sense

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>>53813110
your little methwhore has nothing on my peruvian princess.

>> No.53813122

>>53813086
So who’s going to remove the blue?

>> No.53813123

>>53813014
>Muh p/e
The 90's are over, faggot

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Reminder that DOLE is up 3.5% today. Volume is 10% higher than average with 1:30 left until close

>> No.53813140

>>53813119
Sympathy drop now that crude is hitting a 73.999 handle.

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>>53813108
lots of big brains here

>> No.53813149

Won't even bother looking at the market until VIX is back under $20.

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>>53813121
you couldn't afford either fren srry

>> No.53813154

BOILBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING MAKE IT STOP

>> No.53813155

I went long on nvda with a x10 leverage

>> No.53813157

>>53813030
top fucking kek based delivered

>> No.53813158

>>53813148
That's not a real oversupply. The price is only being suppressed by paper chicken wings.

>> No.53813165

You guys ready for some real shit tonight? This is when phase two of the 2 year special military operation kicks off!

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>>53813153
could you at least post attractive women and not women who are addicted to methamphetamine? Or is that your kink?

>> No.53813168

SPX 4000 handle bros

>> No.53813176

Algo fight!

>> No.53813179

>>53813165
Please, Baggie, use the right terminology: it's only a police action.

>> No.53813183

>>53813165
>special military operation
More like special olympics. We’ll see who’s the bigger retards soon enough.

>> No.53813185

>>53813176
Mortal combaaat

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>>53813097
>elbows too sharp

They all have tattoos nowadays man. Not a fan but it is what it is

>>53813122
That would be cool to see.. not posting any that I still keep up with just incase you autistic fucks really would go that far (I know you would)

>> No.53813191

>>53813165
special operation: kristallnacht just for you. bullish on adxn

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>>53813149
>VIX
>$

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>>53813167
don't meth shame it's 2014

>> No.53813208

>>53813126
I don't think anyone here cares about DOLE. You don't need to provide updates every 30 minutes.

>> No.53813211

I'm trying to figure out finviz filters to find best stocks to go long on. How can I improve it bros?
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx

>> No.53813212

>>53813192
just give us her instagram fag

>> No.53813213

>>53813195
It's going to be ¢ if they don't cut their dividend soon.

>> No.53813215

>>53813195
Fair enough, dumb typo by me.

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>oil down again
Give me 1 reason not to buy now if it is going to keep doing this retarded zig zag movement it has been doing for 6 months

>> No.53813220

SPX 3998 habdles trading

>> No.53813229

>>53813192
You could just crop the photo and remove head like mirror girl

>> No.53813231

>>53813212
I don't even have an Instagram I'm not a woman or a faggot/tranny

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>>53813099
Your posts are trash. Literally posting blurry 5 year old pics kek.

60tbs of thots here. hundreds of thousands of quality webms. I have no equal; kneel before me.

Buy TSLA

>> No.53813235

>SPX will never go above $4000 again

>> No.53813237

>>53813191
>kristallnacht
You spent Saint Floyd day wrong.

>> No.53813241

>>53813211
huh, did 4chan strip my filters from URL?
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=geo_israel

>> No.53813243

>>53813218
Bears piling on, Russia bitching out on their 500kbpd cut, SPR sales starting up again... Probably more direct market manipulation by greedy Chinks or Biden/NATO/GAE types fighting Putin.

>> No.53813245

>>53813086
I bought boil yesterday and sold already kek

>> No.53813249

>>53813213
Yeah, I don't envy the CEO. He's in a difficult position.

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As all things should be.

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Nice rally you have there.

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oh heavens we've gone red

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Boil baggies doubled down at $5 . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.53813272

>>53813249
I've always had doubts about him. Victor Ickes might be a scrapper, but he's also a really volatile guy.

>> No.53813274

>>53813232
im just taking a screenshot of some sluts page, I dont have this shit saved on my hard drive like a creep, I get real life women.

>> No.53813279

>>53812949
I have thoroughly cucked myself today
closed all positions, 100% cash

>> No.53813282

>>53813257
Beautiful lamps. They seem a little expensive though.

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>>53813153
>paying for women

Ngmi.

>> No.53813295

>>53813274
>takes screenshots
>I get women irl
>hurr
Faggot

>> No.53813296

>>53813099
>>53813121
Sauce. Now
She looks like my ex. I switched over to a cute Vietnamese girl that looks like a younger Tia ling but a man needs to fap here and there.

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>>53813232

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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This is the worst fucking timeline
My longs and my shorts are losing money

>> No.53813304

>>53813295
alright incel

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>> No.53813310

>>53812949
>longing on downtrend
dumdum

>> No.53813311

>>53813304
>uses incel on 4ch
I repeat, faggot

>> No.53813312

>>53813299
Only really if you're in six figure hell.
>>53813293
Why is that butthole so clean?

>> No.53813318

>>53813311
alright incel.

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>>53813232

>> No.53813322

>>53813303
Are birds conscious / smart enough to suicide?

>> No.53813327

Dear IBKR,
LET ME SHORT LUNR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53813331

>>53813303
There are lots of pigeons at work and I watch them do this frequently. They seem to like nose diving straight off the roof and only opening wings after a full 100 foot drop.

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>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53813337

>>53813322
corvids and parrots might be. doubt pigeons are at that level.

>> No.53813338

>>53813208
Holy seethe

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>>53813322
If I were a bird we could find out

>> No.53813346

>>53813331
So they’re just having fun

>> No.53813350

>>53813346
Apparently.

>> No.53813353

Remember when the fucking dude jailbroke the AI and the AI told us the exact day to sell our shit before the market crashed? You faggots dismissed DAN, and you faggots are now facing the consequences. You could have used the AI to make yourself financially secure, so when the Robots take your jobs away it wouldn't fucking matter, and now, well now you're not going to have a job or money.

>> No.53813354

Reminder to short NVDA.

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>>53813232
You think any of this news may negatively impact share holder sentiment? Been wanting to long TSLA for awhile and missed my golden opportunity a couples months ago.

>> No.53813361

what would you guys do if a "the last of us" scenario were to happen?

and why is it not cabin innawoods?

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>>53813338
>dolechuds

>> No.53813364

>>53813332
my life be like
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.53813365

>>53813361
die or live as i do now in the countryside

>> No.53813367

IM A GENOCIDAL MANIAC

>> No.53813370

>>53813350
Pretty based for a bird desu.

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>>53813299

>> No.53813372

>>53813232
Tsla fags cant get any real poonani even from a tranni so they get 60 tb of 2d bitches. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Either that or top teir b8

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>>53813318
go back!

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>>53813354
>ipbtid
I see you, schlongberg

>> No.53813376

>>53813361
i'd pretend I was a zombie and touch girls butts in public

>> No.53813381

>>53813354
I think I will wait for the hump first

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>>53813353
>DAN THE MAN!
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105

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>>53813274
>Knee status: BENT

>> No.53813392

>>53813373
nobody likes you. there isnt a single poster here that has positive thoughts about you or your little insect.

>> No.53813402

Bought REFI and MED.
Have no clue what those companies do. They just seem cheap:
- increased earnings last year
- low P/E
- decent FCF
- low debt
- tickers that are easy to say

>> No.53813407

>>53813362
>green is bad
>you want a red portfolio like me!
kek baggie

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>>53813371
That sums it up well, sir.

>> No.53813413

>>53813376
based necro
>>53813365
oklahoma?

>> No.53813414

I'm noticing a decline in quality conversation. please do better /smg/

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53813424

>>53813293
What type of degenerate uses their big toe to pull back a females underwear.. kek at least it's a sheboon. You got some talons

>> No.53813426

>>53813402
>Commercial REIT and discretionary consumer food
Well, uh, good luck with that, chief.

>> No.53813429

>>53813392
I like Baggie. He uses /smg/ for what's best for: shitposting.
I mean, there are usually no more than 2 useful posts per thread here, and almost always they are by me.

>> No.53813430

>>53813414
with the bar so low already I'm surprised anyone noticed

>> No.53813433

>>53812896
It will get going sooner rather than later but i'm worried about my earnings lined up

>> No.53813442

>>53813410
I know I trust INTC and its comfy 6% divvy over a fly-by-night scam company like NVDA that hardly pays anything at all.

>> No.53813443

>>53813426
Thanks, I'll screencap my margin call or gains, whatever comes first.

>> No.53813446
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>>53813392
That's not true, most people just pretend they hate me. You however are a loser and hate any sign of success. I'll be over here winning, and you can always be a little loser zoomer.

>> No.53813447

>>53813429
then I guess we found the real faggot here

>> No.53813448

LOWS INTO CLOSE

>> No.53813449

>>53813414
>YOU GOTTA DO BETTER ANON!

>> No.53813453

>>53813414
Oh shut up

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I'm green on fucking beyond meat

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Based as fuck my dick picture I use to get banned is flagged or something. It keeps failing to upload. I'll take a new one for you guys later.

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>>53813070
>mac

>> No.53813470

>>53813442
Terrible bait. INTC is the better company of the 2 but you know damn wel the dividend is no longer 6%

>> No.53813474

>>53813446
This could be something Trump wrote

>> No.53813475

>>53813446
>winning
is that what taking a bottom of the barrel insect is? they will literally fuck anyone with skin lighter than them

>> No.53813486
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>sold my 2/24 200 TSLA puts yesterday
>dumps like no other this morning
>buy 3/3 200 puts at near top
>somehow down for the day even though it's below 200
J U S T

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>>53813443
Win or lose, what matters is generating quality content for Ess Em Gee.

>> No.53813497

>>53813448
SPY pumped a dollar the millisecond I posted this

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>>53813470
>Terrible bait
>INTC is the better company

>> No.53813502

Feels good to buy shares 10% cheaper than last insider transaction. Imagine having all the information available to you and still timing the purchase worse than some dude trading during break from studying Talmud

>> No.53813509

>>53813442
Of course. Share prices swing around wildly, but with dividends you know exactly what you're going to get.

>> No.53813510

>>53813371
i admire a good false equivalency

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>>53813463
Nigga, as a 7.5x6incher, let me let you know that no one fucking cares
You're as bad a big tittied woman that realizes only niggers like her for her enormous boobs and can't stand not being the center of attention around big dicked chads like me

>> No.53813530

I'm putting together a team

>> No.53813535
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I don't think we are having a power hour today.

>> No.53813545

>>53813154
it hit resistance chud. You should be in KOLD again until March contracts expire into Friday.

>> No.53813547

>>53813530
For what purpose

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>>53813530
Selena is in.

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>>53813070
I'm too lazy to find red charts so here's a template I made the other day

>> No.53813552

>>53813535
I think we will have power & sour hour.

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>>53813520
Nigguh I'm like 6.7 it's nothing to write home about I just like posting my dick here.

I was engaged to this chick and it fell apart and the meanest thing she could think to say was that my dick was average. Lmaooooooooo

Buy BOIL

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53813558

ticker: LUNR
ticker: LAZR
ticker: SGML
thoughts?

>> No.53813563

>>53813550
easy way to do it is just use your client and check out the biggest losers of the day with fat 30%+ candles down

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>>53813470
>INTC is the better company

>> No.53813568

>>53813509
oh that's nice.
>Divy stays the same and share price halves.
>At least I have the same divy

Battered housewife mentality

>> No.53813577

>>53813553
Great femboy body

>> No.53813579

>>53813553
When BOIL go back to $100

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>>53813475
>bottom of the barrel insect
I'll make you regret using those words.

>> No.53813583

>>53813558
>ticker: SGML
This ones been good to me.

>> No.53813592

>>53813579
after it gets to 1/share

>> No.53813600

>>53813553
you lose one massive faggot (scoopsies) and another even bigger faggot takes his place I see nature is healing itself

>> No.53813615

>tfw just lost 1/3 of my day's profit
Shame on me for longing because of big 5 minute green candle.

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>>53813581
Hush now baggie.

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>>53813577
Thnx. Smg said my penis is very feminine I am still not sure what that means. Hair is gross as fuck tho I'm glad I'm not a ham chad. Hispanic chicks? Gross hairy arms. Dated this super hot red head. Couldn't do it. Hairy arms. Laying there spooning and it's just fucking hairy all over man. Nahhhh I'm out

>> No.53813626

>>53813568
>share price halves
>no divvy
kek baggie

>> No.53813628

>>53813553
Bro, you need to work on those abs chubs

>> No.53813638

>>53813626
um how about not even buying sh!t stocks whether they have a divvy or not.

>> No.53813639
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You homos never answered my question.

Doesn't buying leaps on UNG solve the tax issue associated with LPs and take advantage of the long term regression to the mean of natgas prices?

Can contango fuck UNGs price long term or only over the next month or so while natgas commodity price is so damn low?

Also my thots are the best and yours dont come close.

>> No.53813644

>>53813581
as an actual white man and not a (((white man))) I know all about the female insects.

>> No.53813651
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I am depositing $1400 into my brokerage

>> No.53813658

>>53813600
It's the cycle of life.

>> No.53813659

I lost a months worth of gains in two days

>> No.53813666

>>53813639
they are literally burning off natural gas because there is no place to store it. we will fuck natural gas into the negatives just to piss off putler

>> No.53813669

>>53813659
elevator down bro that's how it always is, slow grinds up

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Why is SMG just soft core porn posting... everyone give up an go broke?

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>>53813659
good

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>>53813628
I am. Did 6 miles today. I will be ready for white boy summer. I won't pay for pussy. This is financial advice

>> No.53813680

>>53813639
>Can contango fuck UNGs price long term or only over the next month or so while natgas commodity price is so damn low?
Contango and negative roll yields apply whenever the price of the next month is higher than the current one. It doesn't matter whether those prices themselves are high or low.

Immediate shortages are what cause front months to rise above later months (i.e. backwardation). But, again, that can happen with relatively high prices or relatively low ones.

If you want further help, switch to posting track and field girls.

>> No.53813689

How does PEP pay its dividend when last quarter was just $500m in earnings?

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>>53812905
lmao

>> No.53813694

PULL UP PULL UP

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>>53813666
Satan doesnt that mean there will be an excellent time to leaps UNG once that finally occurs (soon?)

>> No.53813698

>>53813689
Selling the organs of employees.

>> No.53813699

>>53813672
just crab market things. what is there to say even? "oh look, spx tested 4k for the 1000th time!"

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>>53813694
>Brokerage app starts saying "RETARD RETARD"

>> No.53813713

>>53813689
Maybe they have cash

>> No.53813720

>>53813699
IDK fed minutes essentially saying that we aint stopping at 5%

Seems prophetic IMO DESU SENPAI

>> No.53813721

My micron puts are doin a lil sum sum

>> No.53813732

>>53813695
I have literally no idea. It is called the widowmaker trade for a reason. At least wait for BOIL to reverse split

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Sour hour

>> No.53813735

>>53813713
So they are burning emergency cash reserves to pay shareholders?

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>>53813695
I dated an Iranian chick and not gonna lie she smelled kinda bad.

>> No.53813744
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Convince me we're not in a bear market

>> No.53813746

>>53813742
that's a pajeeta, THOUGH

>> No.53813750

>>53813744
why would i lie

>> No.53813760

>>53813735
If they have cash they can distribute it to shareholders even if they were making losses. What is best for the shareholders I do not know

>> No.53813762

>>53813744
jim cramer said it was a bull market

>> No.53813763

Everyone should be happy right now. Think about it, bulls and bears happy.
When prices go down, bulls get cheapies and bears get close to breaking even.
Everyone is happy.

>> No.53813768

>>53813744
>lower lows and lower highs for over a year
>not a bear market
who would argue such a thing?

>> No.53813776

>>53813744
The 200 day SMA is flattening.

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>>53813746
No experience. Imagine the sniffs are even worse.

>> No.53813783

Welp, that was it. Last chance to rally before 3200. Not going to be any good news between now and summer. Hope you all took this generational chance to sell.

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>>53813744
USA NUMBER 1

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>probably spent +10k on options over past few years
>nothing to really show
>could have just invested normally from the 2020 crash and had nice gains
why am I like this

>> No.53813798

>>53813763
Max joy theory... prices go down a little bit every day and everyone wins

>> No.53813804

>>53813644
That must be because your dick's so small it fits in a tick's pussy.

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>>53813680
Ok but as price increases, UNG goes up no? When its at a 5 year low or when natgas goes to 0, is that not a perfect time to buy leaps, similar to how USO went to 0 3 years ago?

This gal looks like she ran track

>> No.53813821

>10% up on Beyond Meat now

>> No.53813825

>>53813788
Fuck I’d love to strap a turbo on one of these and blast Mach 6 at sea level

>> No.53813826

>>53813695
>>53813742
I dated an american iranian chick and she was hot as fuck. prettiest little pussy ive ever seen, and super horny
>>53813804
says the kike who is actually in love with an insect

>> No.53813835

>board resorts to pure coomer mentality
this market has made everyone go mad

>> No.53813837

>>53813814
That’s shirt’s kinda full...

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>>53813296
sorry fren I wont dox my peruvian princess but I will provide you with some spank material

>> No.53813847

>>53813689
They have $4 cash per share, so they can afford a $1.15-per-share dividend.
At least in the short term. They also owe $30 per share in debt.

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>price action today made /smg/ horny
interesting

>> No.53813852
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Short or long NVDA?

>> No.53813854

Just checked PYPL out of curiosity. Seems like they still haven't recovered from ToS shitshow

>> No.53813856

>>53813825
I saw an F-22 at a beach airshow once. It flew over real slow, tipped way back, so it was basically hovaring (without flapping)... and then throttled up and was basically over seconds later... Very good acceleration

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>>53813826
I dated an iranian chick who I think had been a child prostitute. She didnt have a clit.

She would suck my cock right when I got home from work or school every day and tell me not to cum and just keep going til I did anyway and then do it again at bed time.

Yeah, those were the days. She was fucking nuts though. She had to go.

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>>53813814
Just buy shares nigger. Options on nat gas are degenerate even for me. Natgas is at like 1990 lows or some shit..now is the time to buy faggot. American natural gas is already the cheapest in the world, it getting cheaper just fucks America not Russia. It wont go to zero. Buy BOIL.

>> No.53813870

>>53813852
more likely to do bad than good, I would just not gamble on it at all

>> No.53813871

>>53813847
They would probably deliver much more value paying back debt I think. But that depends on how their debt is structured to be honest.

>> No.53813886

>>53813856
Sounds cool

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>>53813860
But if you buy shares you get fucked at tax time. Leaps 2 years out gives you a little leverage on an almost sure bet within that time frame.

>> No.53813888

>>53813839
As someone's that dated pure blooded Peruvian bitches that sucked a mean dick, this girl is mostly European with some jap in her.
Don't defend her, let me fap

>> No.53813890

So 3 more weeks until we bottom out and go long? What a fucking boring way to make money. What ever free money is free money, amirite?

>> No.53813893

my internet girlfriend told me she loved me the other day :)

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>>53813857
mine definitely had a clit
>>53813888
>mostly European
all the good ones are

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>>53813857
Look dude lieing on the internet isn't cool. It makes my real stories look bad when you guys do that.

>> No.53813900

Can you sell options on Fidelity after hours?

>> No.53813902

It's going to potentially snow here in San Francisco lmao. Light snow flurries in the forecast at night. I have my hot cocoa stocked up, and I'm buying Wingstop (Ticker symbol WING) in honor of the additional short I've added today after the earnings beat.

Mango habanero wings, fries, and then some hot cocoa at night

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>>53813860
I have a small bag of BOIL and a big bag of this company which has roughly half its production for 2023 hedged at 5 bucks. Their share price took a shit the last 2 months but on paper 2023 looks bright for them. Their q4 2022 earnings should be out in a couple weeks

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this one is just too good. >>53813888

>>53813902
those hills are going to be spicy

>> No.53813913

This is why I support a second (first) Holocaust.

>> No.53813915

>>53813792
Same here.
But you know, we didn't know how it isn't going to play out.

>> No.53813917

>>53813860
Kek, baggot cope.

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>>53813893
That's awesome bro. I hope everything works out for you two.

>> No.53813924

We crashing AH?

>> No.53813927

preparing ingredients for some baking soon

>> No.53813928

>>53813896
They don't want to let you know this, but all the kino brown 'Mexican' Bitches tend to have a little Peruvian in them. They need some white sperm to truly let their colors shine

>> No.53813930

>>53813902
wtf i thought weather in the bay area was like 60-70 degrees year round

>> No.53813944

>>53813924
Yeah, what happens tonight... it's called the Putin Sell off Surprise.

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>>53813897
Nah I was a stud back then. She was a solid 8.5 out of 10. D titties and full lips and big iranian eyes. She was fine as fuck .

Thats just how the crazy ones are though. They're not keepers, they're catch and release but they're fun stories to tell. Kind of like a big Muskie.

Also, I am going to make a fucking fortune on UNG leaps because literally no one here has contradicted me on this yet aside from calling it the widowmaker or whatever

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new

>>53813898
>>53813898
>>53813898
>>53813898

>> No.53813948

>>53813923
thanks baggie

>> No.53813958 [DELETED] 

>>53813946
nigger
>>53813954
>>53813954
>>53813954
>>53813954

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>>53813296
>>53813839
>>sorry fren I wont dox my peruvian princess but I will provide you with some spank material
marcelacerna
here you go, coomer

>> No.53813971

10 posts early and 2 premature bakers wtf guys do better

>> No.53813970
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>>53813900
only index options and only for 15mins after and before the bell, if you want to trade extended hours needs to be shares or futures contracts

>> No.53813972

>>53813946
20 posts early retard

>> No.53813978

>>53813890
You can trade anywhere with a cell phone...
(There could be BOBOs here, he thought)

>> No.53813985

>>53813972
he's trying to shill nvidia, migrate here >>53813958

>> No.53813990

>>53813900
Options on some major ETFs trade for an additional 15 minutes after the close. I don't know if Fidelity lets you participate in that. Other than that, I don't think there's after-hours options trading.

>> No.53813994

>>53813966
like I said, I wont do it but you can.

>> No.53813995

>>53813972
Liar

>> No.53813996

>>53813971
>>53813985

>> No.53814000

>>53813080
Not sure it's fake. There is some gay shit afoot.

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>>53813898
>>53813898
>>53813898
>>53813898

>> No.53814015 [DELETED] 

ignore the nvidia shill thread

migrate
>>53813954
>>53813954
>>53813954
>>53813954

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>>53813910
Dude I'm literally on the hills. I'm near Twin Peaks, where we got 60 mph gusts yesterday. And later tonight we're going to get some goddamn snow. It will be insane for all the Californifags who are not used to snow (sadly not me, im not impressed by snow anymore since i lived in northern idaho for years)

>>53813930
>wtf i thought weather in the bay area was like 60-70 degrees year round
In some microclimates, yeah, but in others, no. The Bay Area actually one of the most interesting places in the world from a metereological / weather system standpoint because there are so many microclimates.

But for the Bay Area to get this cold while ALSO having precipitation is rare. usually our precipitation means weather is warmer. But this time around we're getting an insane arctic blast from Alaska

>> No.53814020

>>53813639
BEACHED WHALE

>> No.53814042

>>53813871
That may be true. I think companies usually hate to reduce dividends. Perhaps more than they should.

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aight niggers i'm done baking, enjoy your nvidia shill thread by janny since he nuked my thread

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>>53814070
gonna have to try harder

>> No.53814122

>>53814102
nah i'm not baking anymore, janny wants to shill so janny can earn that salary of his

>> No.53814207

looks like we bout to hit a new low of day on SPY

>> No.53814257

>>53814070
nobody gives a fuck if you bake or not faggot shut the fuck up

>> No.53814287

>>53814257
you now have a janny nigger deleting everything in the other thread, anyone but a fucking janny is better

>> No.53814320

FOMC hawkish
NVDA earnings bullish
SPY neutral