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bros we're back!

Cat OP. Auspicious.

>Cat = me
>Ball = attempting to buy lows

first for cats

I feel like we’re gonna keep bleeding for a while. Gonna stay in cash for a bit.

Did they halt LUNR so God's chosen people could get out first before it craters?

everyone seems to forget SPY was at 380 just a couple months ago

>>53811599

>>53811640
>LUNR
>Craters
I'll fucking kill you, Carlos.

1st for #LUNR

so when is the market going to act normal again?

>>53811640
yes, i called it too >>53811459

it's volatile as fuck so maybe it has some juice, but i think it's done

is standard deduction on tax returns a scam?

Looks like the spy wants to break out... FOMC minutes is going to be dovish...

Bears shorting from yesterday gonna get trapped.

>>53811654
As soon as you tip your female broker the correct amount, chud

>>53811654
What's normal?

>>53811658
Yes, you should be writing off as much as you can get away with

>>53811654
Just ride the tiger.

>>53811640
they halted it because you touch yourself

>>53811667
what amount do I have to tip her?

hey bearshitters

>>53811686
Give her just the tip

>>53811686
quit playing dumb with me you know the correct amount

Has investing ever made you as euphoric as webm related?

>>53811651
Bullpups are just plane ugly

>>53811673
Cute. What’s she doing?

Haha, eat shit, DXCM faggots.

>>53811704

and wallah just like that SOXL will never trade below 14 ever again

>>53811665
Nope get fucked when they mention if inflation doesn’t cool more severe measure required... ala hot Jan CPI

>>53811707
Gonna buy something nice with my #LUNRW

TSL-ACK

*tap tap tap

100 basis points

no questions.

>>53811678
When you see pictures captioned with the "slow heavy metal music playing", what song do you imagine?
For me, it's the heavy drop about midway through Spaceship Landing by Kyuss.
I am 25% cash, 70% equities (mix of growth and conservative), and 5% PMs.

>>53811744
Why not a sweet moon buggy?

>>53811704
This is 4chan. We don't enjoy things and we don't like to see other people enjoy things.

Just bought some 1dte 390p for $12 each
Now it's gonna pump
It's okay

>>53811767
uh, this is 4channel sweaty.

>>53811688
i-is this lowtiergod? reminds me of the good old sf days

>>53811665
It would be stupid to be dovish. Inflation isn't cooling. The market is still pumping. Soft commodities soaring again. Metals still higher. Consumers will be fucked soon. Cost of living higher, soon higher natgas prices for heating homes, higher electricity prices.

>>53811750
threads are moving awfully slow, I dont feel so good.

Ok fine, here's another play:
NGE is gonna pump next week after the Nigerian elections.

>>53811767
I... I have no more questions. Case dismissed

If it all doesn´t go belly up isn´t high rates good for banks?

>>53811755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EJ1AqPIPg

>>53811748
rude

>>53811737
I am shorting. So If I can make more gains by being wrong. It's a Win Win.

>>53811755
>Kyuss
Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ94TcRqdq8

>>53811786
Based on?...

>>53811787

>>53811790
higher rates means less people take out loans, though. is that bad?

>>53811750
Joke is on you, market already priced in 500 bps yesterday. 100 rise would send SOXL flying.

>>53811823
Feels like everyone is perpetually in debt. New loan market is just zoomers. Who cares about them if all the indebted goys cough up?

>>53811790
"Rising interest rates are good for banks!" is a meme that only started because *usually* the Fed hikes interest rates to prevent a solid economy from overheating into inflation. Banks make money off interest rate spreads and that whole "solid economy" part.

If rates are rising just because inflation is fucked, everybody in the economy has to play catchup, banks included.

>>53811704
Lot of people pick on this guy but I wish I were at least as 10% as happy as he is

>>53811686
>Anon for the last time SOXL is not viable as a long term hold
>Damnit anon do you even understand the semiconductor industry or 3x Leveraged ETFs?

>>53811843
Delinquency rates and more than likely default rates are on the rise too, though

>>53811785
>soon higher natgas prices

WTF is the ceiling for LUNR? why wasnt I told about this? you are all faggots except for baggie. Baggie is worse than a faggot, he's a kike. Bullish for ADXN.

>>53811750
>By the way, the next meeting is in a week. See you then.

SPX 3900 EOD

>>53811676
>>53811658
Don't forget that the only shit that matters for tax write-offs is property taxes, medical, mortgage, and donations. Thanks to Trump employee expenses doesn't help for shit anymore. Maybe on states but that's it.

>>53811847
Same. Being depressed 24/7 sucks.

>>53810148
good thinking me

>>53811855
>Delinquency
>default
I remember seeing a movie where they used this words a lot

>>53811864
There were a couple posts about LUNR when it jumped to 30. However there was little followthrough because all the SPAC gamblers roped last year.

>>53811863
I mean the prices consumers pay. Until now we don't pay more. But from April on contract is changing for me at least. Might have changed for others already. From 6kwh to 24kwh. But the state limits the costs at 12kwh. (Gaspreisbremse)

>>53811866
why does this bear only have 2 legs?

>>53811878
The Large Default Swap?

>>53811890
T-Rex bear

>>53811873
Yhivi?

>>53811890
because he lost his right to bear arms.

>>53811868
True, I have a small business with a home office so that helps out.
>>53811864
You should know by now /smg/ never shills anything until it's already mooned

Yeeeeeeeeeep I'm thinking 2022 was just the right amount of selling and correcting needed for stocks and now the bull run can be back on. Yep I'm thinking easy money and smooooooooth sailing will be in store for us again.

>>53811900

>>53811900
Im ashamed to say I chuckled.

Hi /smg/ I'm an unemployed alcoholic. Currently shaking like a leaf.

>>53811782
it sure is

>price action

Banana

>>53811917
are you Canadian?

>>53811886
yeah electricity jumped on me in January, but fortunately i was able to change the energy supplier (can't change the delivery co) and got back down to 11cents per kWh which is what i'm used to

I might buy SRS but I'm staying away from DRV

>>53811926
American

>>53811820
Fake currency shortage.

>>53811730
Bro it’s going to 10

Gigastorm putting a floor under boil?

>>53811922
is that a donkey? It's cute

I havent had sex in 4 years...

>>53811819
>cpa forms stacked in the corner
>waiting for fucking td to release my 1099 so I can get ass fucked
I fucking hate taxes.

>>53811935
just quit drinking bro

she really do be beautiful dont it?

>>53811937
>Nigerians get Nigerian scammed
Meta af.

>>53811721
She's part of a team doing open-outcry trading at the London Metal Exchange.

>>53811937
based nigerian gov trying to pull its citizens into the 21st century

>>53811629
WE DID IT REDDIT. DIAMOND WEINERS!!!!111

>>53811957
Hopefully I never drink again.

>>53811961
is that natgas

panicked for a bit, thought i was out of coffee. but then i remembered my stash of coffee pouches i take from hotels.
always. be. stealing.

>>53811954
I did mine last weekend. Here's hoping I don't get audited!

>>53811976
niggative

>>53811977
it was already included in your booking cost goy

>>53811977
i've been out of coffee for 3 days and i'm barely functional

where can i watch the fed minutes?

>>53811999
why don't you just go buy more?

>>53811977
This anon is profitable.

>>53811990
you misunderstood me, i just go into hotels around 11.30-12 and take stuff from the carts

>>53812009
it's probably a good thing i don't have any just to reduce that reliance on it, remove the tolerance a bit and enjoy it more again in a week's time

>>53811999
Look at arabica and robusta futures, kek

>>53812019
"the carts"? Like from the housekeeping ladies that are restocking rooms?

>>53812031
Anon, coffee isn't crack cocaine.

coffee is literally free niggas just walk into a starbucks and take a mobile order off the shelf and just walk away lmao

>>53811654
>so when is the market going to act normal again?
when the rate hikes end
hope you're holding small cap or ltt anon

>>53812042
yes i look like a business traveler so i just smile at the ladies and make like a 'whew, need coffee!' face and ask if i can take a few extra

>>53812019
I fucking kneel

>>53812003
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20230201.pdf

But don't go spreading this link around until it's officially released, ok?

>>53812048
i make all my money from home so i have a bit of a dependence on drinking too much coffee just out of boredom and habit while doing things; every so often i take small breaks from it when i feel i'm probably having too much

>>53811755
funeralopolis

>>53811951
Meh soon it will be 40 years. Who cares.

>>53812071
when is it??

>WHERES THE ANON I WARNED ABOUT NOT BUYING PUTS ON WING YESTERDAY?

>>53812041
They're almost up there with orange juice.

>>53812056
Im holding cash

>>53811651
How can you afford to feed that thing?

>>53812099
man that natgas gigadump into gigapump. That's how fortunes are made.

>>53812084
38 minutes from now. https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>53811922
He'll never be that comfy again.

>>53812071
ok fren

INTChuds you will pay for what you have done to me

>>53812134
apple cucked intel so hard

>>53812163
they deserve it. Intel was too shit for too long

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>The government is now going after religious organizations

Guys can you please provide me with some online media that will occupy my attention for the next 2 hours

>>53812177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5G7zJH2BY

>>53812177
>>>/biz/

>>53812177
SneedTV on cytube

>>53812177
https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

>>53812176
Dumbass Romney types deserve what they get. Good and hard.

>>53812200
background of the video?

>>53812177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>53812177
You can read "Lombard Street: A Description of the Money Market" (1873) by Walter Bagehot on gutenberg.org.

>>53812200
>the watermelon didn't work

>>53812222
niggers niggin

so, we get another pump with 25 bepis and then ultra dump when powell opens his yapper right afterwards?
just like every other FOMC in recent memory

>>53812195
Way to spill the beans, anon

>>53812231
>gutenberg.org
Based

>>53812064
sounds like a lot more trouble than its worth. a bag of coffee is like 10 bucks. I could see if you already were goign to hotels on travel or something but if you do that as part of your normal day to day life I would say stop being a jew

when will the rates go down i want to buy a fucking house

Quick! Come up with 5 alternate terms for a Chinese person!

Hey guys I wanted to let you know that UNG is a fucking insane buy right now.

Basically anything under $10 will reward you handsomely with this commodity.

Buy low, sell high.

We will see UNG hit 14 at the very least by 2024. That is a 50% gain in one year.

>>53812249
These are FOMC minutes, not a meeting: https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

i.e. no change to bepis or soothing press conference music

>>53811665
even if it was dovish would money go flowing back in? i keep thinking good news is bad $ news

>>53812222
they were rushing to buy cumrocket tokens

>>53812257
We like to have a bit of fun round here

>>53812284
In the current economic climate, when rates go down, you won't have a nickel to spare for a luxury like housing.

>>53812293
thanks, i dont even pay attention to this clownshow anymore but "stock market crash" on tweeter made me check it out
good luck, gamblers

>>53812288
>Buying an LP
Brave man

>>53812177
Check out the Why Files. The guy does a decent job on his research.

He butchered the Adam and Eve story though. That one is actually scarier and more real than he let on.... by a lot.

>>53812288
enjoy your contango

>>53812284
>he hasnt bought a house yet
anon, you are definitely ngmi

>told /smg/ to buy puts last week and sell everything
>told ,/smg/ to take profits yesterday
>portfolio 100% cash and BOIL

You never listen. You always call me a nigger. I have a finger on the prostate of the market

>>53812313
What's an LP?

Christ, oil's going to hit a 73 handle.

>>53812226
Thanks. I've been meaning to watch this. Perfect distraction for this crab day.

>>53811900
lol'd

>>53812332
liquid poo

>>53812315
>>53812332
wait are these AI women?

>>53812332
Anonchama... Your taxes.... https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/limitedpartnership.asp

>>53812288
>>53812320
CONTANGO TONGUE MY ANUS

>>53812347
It's one of the all time greatest documentaries, no doubt.

>>53812332

>>53812288
Anon, this is BOIL country

>>53812320
Why would natgas see contango?

Is there any other way to invest in natgas as a commodity than UNG?

And I don't mean natgas companies. I want to speculate on the price of natgas itself.

>>53812375

>>53811999
i'm at work where i get free coffeee

>>53812362
pure afrikino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sne52wmw4pc

>>53812377
1>>3>>2

>>53812377
>Why would natgas see contango?
Anon...it *is* in contango. https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

>>53812352
No and we are talking about whats wrong with investing in UNG. Or trying to find another Natgas commodity ticker

>>53812332
>the dog
>it's over

>>53812383
what, you werent a wigger in the 90s?

Ummm excuse me why is TSLA above 200

>>53812376
I got scared off boil due to its leverage and the fact it can literally go to 0.

What's so brave about UNG?

>>53812417
>noticing the dog
>big gay

boy am i glad i didn't go short on fvrr after upwk's shitshow tempted to
just goes to show it's not all about macroeconomic environments, sometimes it's about just being a wank business

>>53812377
it would see contango because other market participants like yourself think the price will go up (also the place my nose is going up their ass cheeks) by the time the contract expires

LUNR is about to take a dump

>>53812455
it already did

UMMMM EXCUSE ME WHY IS TSLA ABOVE 200 AGAIN

>>53812435
>noticing my comment regarding the dog
>ultra gay

Why the fuck is there a BBBY general? Is every baggie group making a general now?

Should I buy some Etsy stocks before markets close?

>Etsy currently has an Earnings ESP of +7.61%, which suggests that analysts have recently become bullish on the company's earnings prospects. This positive Earnings ESP when combined with the stock's Zacks Rank #3 (Hold) indicates that another beat is possibly around the corner. We expect the company's next earnings report to be released on February 22, 2023.

For some reason I feel like it's about to go red despite what's in the article.

>>53812400
Don't the futes expire friday?

Tbh if UNG goes down any more its just a better buying opportunity anyway.

It seems like youre saying UNG *could* continue to go down. But if it does, that's a truly fantastic buying opportunity, right?

Reminder that 99% of investors are ignorant of the impact bond convexity has on capital appreciate of securities.

Is bimbo posting indicative of an incoming dump?

>>53812433
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/042315/what-are-tax-implications-owning-master-limited-partnership-mlp.asp

You get special fun come tax time and it ignores the benefits of IRAs if you hold UNG in one of those.

>>53812488
>hairy arms

hot

>>53812435
All I noticed were the shitty bolt ons. I have no clue why coomers are into that shit. Protip if you ever fuck a chick with fake tits make sure you squeeze the fuck out of her eternally erect dieing nipples to give her a painful reminder of what a retarded whore she is

>>53812447
When do the contracts expire?

And what price action can this have on UNG? It can't go to 0, right? Not forever anyway... because natgas will rebound in price... right?

Is there another way to speculate on natgas price?

>>53812488
excuse me can you move, i'm trying to look at the asians

>>53812488
>Don't the futes expire friday?
That would be pretty retarded if commodity ETFs held their futures contracts through the settlement date.

Something like BOIL sells the March contract and buys the (more expensive) April ones to take their place. The reduction in contract count (and, hence, money you lose to contango) is what's known as negative roll yield.

JEROOOOOOOME

DONT YOU FUCK ME JEROME

>>53812521
I really hope these are women that youve actually met and not some weird stalker/creep archive

>>53812490
bimbo posting is an integral part of /smg/ culture, massive bonus if it is food truck related

>>53812494
Cant I just buy leaps on it to avoid that problem?

>>53812540
this reads like a seething pajeet

>>53812489
What? You want me to buy the dip on TMV? Fine, fuck you, I'll buy the dip on TMV.

>>53812540
When it comes to minutes, it's not just Jerome. You get fucked in a whooooole gangbang with the entire FOMC.

>>53812545
Yeah because it'd be less weird if I posed pics of women I literally know from everyday life rather than instathots, you fucking weirdo.

oh fug minutes out in 10 minutes time to gamble my life savings again

>>53812509
I had a girlfriend with fake tits and you don’t know what you’re talking about. Her nipples were numb for like a year before the feeling came back in them and that happens because when women go sizes bigger they have to cut their nipples off and sow them back on which is what stretches their areolas out and makes them lose sensation for a while... Tell me you don’t really know anything about dating top notch women without telling me you know nothing about top notch women while you sit there and seethe to make yourself feel better about women you’ll never have unless you’re paying for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

>>53812521
>Is there another way to speculate on natgas price?
rent a tanker or some other storage facility. it doesn't degrade like gasoline

>>53812576
>has an archive of women he's stalked online
>calls someone else a weird
I love smg, such a variety of psychopaths here.

>>53812587
fake tits feel like shit

>>53812587
Can we talk about when the right time to buy leaps on UNG is to avoid contago and special tax bull shit?

>>53812346
>73 handle.
What’s with the ”handle”? Seems redundant

>>53812587
only niggers like fake tits on women. way to reveal yourself anon.

>>53812619
how else are you supposed to carry the oil jug

>>53812602
it's smg we like to have a little fun and games here bud

>>53812331
Sold my puts yesterday kold anon . Bought BOIL at $5 . Am i gonna make it?

Mmmmm... I love FOMC Minutes.

>>53812231
>gutenberg
Based. Libgen is good if you have an ereader.

>>53812619
its just zoomies trying to sound smart

>>53812611
now seems fine

>>53812019
Adding this to my to do list

>>53812576
Posting girls from IRL is based

>>53812587
Sirs they are just holes and I've had plenty. Chicks with work done are literally trash in every possible way. I dunno basically any woman over 25 is a lost cause.

>>53812602
They're literally pics i've seen here on smg you retard. I saved them because I like beautiful women.

You're so out of touch with reality that you think posting pics of people you actually know is less weird than reposting thots. It's sad, really.

Also I'm still waiting for some UNG answers here

>>53812551
i hate Selena but like the blonde one

I just got some free ashes put on my forehead courtesy of the catholic church, and I'm back in time to catch the minutes.

>>53812656
ew

>>53812659
pathetic

>>53812606
Only when they’re new and too firm, it takes time for their skin to adjust
>>53812626
Cope

>>53812619
>A handle is the whole number part of a price quote, that is, the portion of the quote to the left of the decimal point. For example, if the price quote for the stock is $56.25, the handle is $56, eliminating the value of cents in the quote. Handles are often used in futures and equities markets, where they are also known as the big figure, or "big fig".

>In foreign exchange markets, the handle refers to the part of the price quote that appears in both the bid and the offer for the currency. For example, if the EUR/USD currency pair has a bid of 1.4183 and an ask of 1.4185, the handle would be 1.41 – the part of the quote that is equal to both the bid and the ask.

>>53812663
lol baggie is in a death cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

>>53812650
That's a man, really.

>>53812639
I don't know how to analyze that pic. But I guess I agree.

i'm giving up cooming for lent
does it start today or tomorrow?

>>53812687
too fast of a tempo for this market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zQzBUQ-5w

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

>>53812619
Because it's been 74.xx all morning while 73.99 sounds boring and gay.

WHERES THE MINUTES

All of my value stocks that had single digit P/E last year are now barely profitable. Please stop Powell-sama, my life is in ruin

>>53812704
wait so you want to buy "leaps" but can't read an option chain? let me know which ones you get

>>53812694
I can confirm she was not a man. Here's a different one I guess.

>>53812631
I hope you do anon.

>>53812686
Baggot is jewish, don't believe his "hello fellow Christians" moment

>FED ANNOUNCES CHANGE OF MINUTES TO HOURS

algorithmic
clown
show

>>53812719
they're the long hand on a clock

Reminder that dole is up 3.3%

huh? why is some shitskin from /tv/ avataring with thots?

>>53811599
News status?
Is there or isn't there news?

>>53812673
I see but if someone says ”oil is about to hit 73” I understand it as 73.xx so ”handle” is redundant to me atleast

>>53812713
ok i'll try again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZaHf8RP6g

>>53812619
Don't worry, I got your joke.

>>53812719
From downtown: >>53812071

>>53812587
>Top notch women
Kek that is a female phrase anon. I can find 9/10s working fucking starbucks but you wouldnt know that because your a larping retard.

wtf why is SQQQ spiking on literally no news

>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023

It's fucking over!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53812714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

>>53812673
>"big fig"
finance autism amuses me

Seems like some spicy minutes

>>53812747
Really? Cause I think in common parlance "hitting 73" would be "hitting 73.00".

>>53812737
why are food stonks mooning?

>>53812332
Vinyl record that is played at 33 1/3rpm

kek, baggies, kek

>>53812737
bananas are gay
and for that reason, I'm out

OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53812780
food is a necessity; works out fine in a recession because people will pay for it regardless

>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023

RUN!!!!!

keep buying

>Guys a PDF just got posted
>Let's shift around billions of dollars
Sometimes you just have to admire the market.

25 bepis again

jerome fucked us

close all shorts

open longs

so what do the minnies say? i can't read

25 BEPIS

Why is Tesla pumping on no news?

>>53812780
DOLE is just an all around solid performer now. Live profitable small caps

I closed all my shorts just now

>>53812804
can't wait for small caps to get their revival after the dumps YTD, massive pumps will come

>>53812791
>t. SIGA baggie

>>53812802
Well the news just now was fomc is in favor of a 25 point hike as opposed to the 50 points some stupid bitch suggested last thursday

ITS OVER

>>53812816
my portfolio is literally:
5% BOIL
5% UNG
90% CASH

finna boutta grab TQQQ tho

I opened all my shorts just now

Nasdaq to the moon!

>>53812780
Food is gonna be expensive in the depression.. only the rich will be able to have fresh fruit

BOIOIOIOIOING!

Well look at that. Where are you baggie tripfag. I fucking told you. Jerome talks to allen greenspan. So shutup.

>>53812835
>>53812837
W-who do I believe? Which one of you is up more YTD?

fresh round of bread coming up soon boyos

>>53812795
>subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
So mega crash it is then.

>>53812775
I don’t think so, 73 implies 73.xx I believe. Who refers to stock prices to the cent accuracy? 73 and 73.xx are se the same thing in common parlance imo

>>53812852
follow your heart

>>53812847
Wow, he's cute af.

I just pooped in my shorts just now.

the instant mindless algo swings that go with this always fill me with a deep hatred for no group of people in particular

>>53812587
the fuck dont they just slide in some sillicon under or the side of the tits whats this bit about cutting the nipples

>>53812847
That is a very robust safe.

>>53812834
wtf

>>53812880
>>53812880
>>53812880
>>53812880
>>53812880

>>53812773
Bullish. VIX is crashing. 4000 SPX is the absolute floor.

>>53812888
are those redbacks?

>>53812555

>>53812921
Who the fuck would be shorting bonds during QE? Gettafuckouttaheer.

>>53812870
So tiny. Like 90 pounds. Def my type. Here's a dif chick. Buy BOIL

>>53812957
shorting bonds is dumb but there's no QE stop sniffing paint

>BCRX mooning
I don't even remember when/why I saved this ticker

>>53812975
Shorting bonds during QT is one of the best trades of the past year. I don't know if you're a lying prick or just stupid but in either case you should suck my dick and leave investing to professionals.

>>53813019
25 bps is hardly tightening

>>53812816
Wtf you moron

>>53813071
OK, so you're just stupid. Got it.

>>53812587
>top notch women
>women who had boob jobs
pick 1 and only 1

>>53811640
wish I could short it but of course, no shares available.

>>53811900
kek

>>53812331
Rats and crocodiles. Easy. Get through my moat and rat defenses faggots