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>>53810204
close yourself in your car and fart till you die

>>53810204
Whatcha bagholding OP?

>>53810204
fly to south america and do lots of hookers and coke till you die

>>53810204
gas mask + helium tank

leave a suicide note putting some form of blame on one of your enemies

>>53810204
Fentanyl overdose probably your best bet

>>53810262
>>53810268
How hard it is to get these substances?

>>53810262
This

>>53810262
The risk of making a mistake and turning into a vegetable on this one is too high in my opinion. If you opt for it you have to make sure the tubing and mask are very secure. If it were me I'd go with an extreme overdose of heroin or fentanyl.

>>53810204
Jump off a roof like Osaka.

>>53810373
Is 20 meters high enough?

>>53810204
No such thing unless you are a true loner and no one knows you exist. If you have any family or anyone who cares about you, your death will cause pain.

>>53810204
Just get a gun and blow your brains out like a man. Whatever you do don't go full Hannah Baker and cut your veins because that's for pussies. Also get help, it can't be that bad. Don't kill yourself over depression

>>53810204
shotgun to the head.

>>53810204
>What is the most painless way to kill myself?
fuck tons of drugs. Get yourself a speed ball of fentanyl. Might even get a statue made of you after you die.

>>53810901
you dont die immediately with a shotgun to the head? it takes almost 2 mins? and agony is only a 5? wtf is this chart?

>>53810204
aye mate, i'm pretty sure i was worse off then you..
ask for help, i did, i'm better, it worked
it"s just your brain playing tricks on you

>>53810926
the heart will still beat for a bit on its own. But the brain is long gone. You won't feel anything. Well I don't know.

>>53810926
The chart was made with the intention of trying to get you not to kill yourself.

What about a train? Like put some music in and just lay your neck over the train rail.

Pure Helium gas. Your body thinks you’re breathing oxygen still. Most painless way to go.

>>53810273
You trade crypto but haven't figured out how to use it for pretty much the only thing you can actually buy with crypto?

Headfirst jump off a building? there won’t be any brain left to process the pain. Try something that will make you happy but you are scared to do first tho. It might just make you not want to kys.

>>53810926
you ever saw a chicken get slaughtered? It's thesame with humans, it's just they've been keeping this info from the general public. They walk around headless for a good 2-3 min

>>53810942
i hope so. these times to death are insane
>>53810951
well, im going for nr7 on that list soon if i can muster up the courage. shame they dont say which height gives a 93%

>>53810204
don't KYS because that's permanent, whatever you're going through is temporary.

>>53810997
only based anon in this thread.

>>53810204
Cucumbers are poisonous. If you eat a whole cucumber solo by itself you will die

>>53810204
painless? pussy
seek most hilarious way

>>53810997
You also wont get into heaven

>>53811023
this, if you consume it rectally

>>53810997
That's not nearly as good an argument as you think it is. Why wouldn't you choose a permanent solution to a problem? Permanent solutions are much better than temporary solutions.

>>53810204
Dress as a dog and have someone take you to the vet

>>53810997
>a permanent solution to a temporary problem
Yes, that's ideal, no?

>>53810926
i think the 2 mins are including the immediate preparation of the act itself, your death happen should be pretty much instantly if you make your brain literally explode.
>>53810992
>im going for nr7 on that list
you can't imagine how often this fails. and then you're in a wheelchair and won't ever have the chance to have another try. as an american, getting a gun and shooting in your head is the best way to go, as a europoor i would probably rely on our well developed railway system and go for #6.

>>53811030
I actually looked and it is still possible to get into heaven if you kys

>>53810204
Unironicly? Living, if you live long enough your body will kill you. :)

>>53810989
Alright fuck that freaky shit
I was planning on going with a shotgun to head but i dont want to run around like an undead chicken

>>53811074
europoor here
i tried 6 last year, but jumped away at the last second. i think jumping would suit me better since im an extreme coward. and once you jump theres no going back, but with a train, you can always jump away. we have euthanasia here, and i applied for that last year but they are very strict with their rules. especially if youre young

All jokes aside, if you're legit messed up and need someone to talk to, here's an email i just made: dontdoitdude@protonmail.com

>>53811117
Jumping from height is bad because your instinct to live kicks on as soon as you jump.

>>53811117
yeah those strict rules are for a reason, if you're young you should just get your shit together, which makes sense. but nevertheless it is always wise to be aware of the options your have.

>>53811014
that means youre not based either lmfao fucking retarded faggot kys

>>53811081
Just repent mid flight and accept Jesus as your lord and savior.

you'd still die but go to heaven on a tecnicality.
I'm guessing you'd need to fall from a decent height to give you a good 4-5 seconds to have and internalise these thoughts.

>>53810204
I should probably tell you not to do it and seek help. But who am I kidding? If there was an easy one-stop-shop euthanasia I'd kill myself by EOW.

>>53811220
Ill never know if i have accepted jesus as my lord and savior
Also im planning to go with a shotgun so ill have to accept it before pulling the trigger
But that headless chicken thing is messing me up

WHAT ABOUT LAYING YOUR HEAD ON A FUCKING TRAIN RAIL

>>53810273
Gas mask + helium tank? Amazon, they're even sold as a bundle, buy the one that has 0 reviews because those are the ones that work best for obvious reasons...
Suicide is jewish as fuck though, it's the sin of pride, you're so proud and sure of your own self and that your life isn't supposed to be like this, that you decide to end it, god died for your sins faggot, aka god left this world alone and is ok with you fucking up and being sinful, just don't commit a sin as big as pride, it's ok to suffer everyday and be a piece of shit and disappoint, sure try to be better but nothing is as serious as to make you feel such ego and certainty in the self and it being independant from the whole.
Although my words are meaningless to you obviously else you'd not even have considered suicide...But trust that there is something you don't know, how? Watch a youtube video of a math problem, try to solve it, try until you find a problem you solve wrong, this proves you're not perfect qnd don't have all the answers, then buy drugs, no? Wtf could happen? Die? You planned it anyways... don't go for junky shit in case you change your mind and don't want to be addicted, go for powerful frog shit.

Ill leave this here

>>53810901
>explosives
>1.6 minutes
Kek this is bullshit, but sure firecrackers are also considered explosives... but go for someghing bigger.

>>53810992
Holy shit my nigger, you're going to go for the option with the 17.78 AGONY level? You're hardcore as fuck lad, why would you not take one of the ones with a yummy low agony level

>>53811149
but thats the point. by then you have already jumped and theres no going back
>>53811153
im 30, 'young' is relative
>>53811447
17 isnt that high and already tried train option. too pussy. jumping feels kinda liberating since its final and you have several seconds to enjoy the fall

>>53811509
get sixpack abs first, you gotta experience the feeling, if you still wanna do it then, go for it

>>53811390
they're diluting this stuff nowadays with oxygen, you're gonna wake up with a massive headache or worst case get a stroke and wake up as a potato, that's it.
>>53811421
again, i think this includes the preparation of the act itself, not just the time from doing it until you're dead.
>>53811509
just get drugged and do the train thing, i think it's pretty safe. the only thing that bothers me that you're going to fuck up the train driver, possibly badly. but i would only do it anyway if i had some shit like MS or a similar disease, not because i think my life sucks. pretty much all 30 year old men feel that way nowadays, get over it.

>>53811569
im trying. i stopped smoking weed and cigs, stopped gaming, stopped fapping, started working out and eating healthy. but i feel just as shit. the only thing that actually helped me was being with a girl, but i kept her at a distance despite her wanting a relationship and now after 6 months of pushing her away shes gone and i feel like shit. i dont understand myself and im tired.
before you go, dont kys over a girl, its not even about her, its about the fact that i cant connect with others, even when they are trying their best
btw im this anon >>53800772
you can see how desperate, cowardly and pathetic i am

>>53811390
Try telling that to someone with motor neurons disease.

>>53810204
don't do it. I had an ex gf hang herself after I left her

>>53811885
literally your fault that shes dead

>>53811772
Have you tried medication? I was depresed for a while and got on wellbutrin for 3 months, they only made me feel shittier so I quit cold turkey.. But everyone reacts to these things differently, if you really see no way out, why not get a prescription for some anti-dp?

>>53810204
Just wait until the nukes fly and try to be right under one. When everyone is running away from the city you run for it.

>>53811978
i have. it doesnt really help unfortunately

Reminder that life is Gods test. 70 years of suffering is nothing compared to eternal paradise. And remember, the more you suffer the better it will be afterwards.

>>53810204
12 gauge buckshot, roof of your mouth.
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>>53810204
Opiod overdose

>>53810273
should be easy although it depends on where you live

>>53810204
no need to do it manually mate. we will die soon from a meteor impact

>>53810204
Don't kill yourself. I know life must be shitty as fuck if you're considering it, and as a recovering addict and depressed suicidal person i can tell you, if you try you can find happiness. I've even made friends amongst a lot of the schizos around biz, the people i've talked with on the dextools generals have become friends on discord and one i've actually met in real life (he was a chill guy thank god). Point is, even in this wretched board you can find friends and people who will like you, don't throw yourself over that bridge

>>53810262
DONT DO THIS! The manufacturers put a little bit of O2 in the tank now, to try to prevent accidental deaths. You won't die; only turn into more of a retard than you currently are.

>>53811390
God is not real, faggot.

>>53810204
12 gauge on clay pigeons

>>53812186
Suffer in silence and help others? Work your ass off and help parents with sick kids or something, pay their medical bills

Just never lose hope

I gotta go, I don't want you to die and I don't even know you. I've got a ps4 if you wanna chill and talk or something, hang in their mate
dontdoitdude@protonmail.com

>>53811140
if you're looking for even more reasons to do it:
doitfaggot@protonmail.com

>>53810204
If you fuck up an attempt to off yourself, you may live you're life in a lot of pain and much worst off then you are now. Look it up, a lot of people fuck up and live life much worst off. Not to mention every person that has attempted suicide and survived said they regretted it the second they tried

>>53810204
Burning charcoal in a small room, you won't feel anything and you'll be death in minutes falling asleep due carbon monoxide, suicide should be legal and assisted, i have my plan as well if things doesn't get better or my depression won't go away, don't listen to the helium fags, there's no evidence it works besides helium is expesive compared to a few bags of charcoal.
>>53810262
I'd blame the jews or the homosexuals
>>53810997
You're just an hypocritical faggot, people who encourage you to not to kys are the worst scum on earth

order a bunch of shrooms or truffles (psylocibin) like a big bunch, mix it up and eat that, it may change your life, please consider it

>>53810204
Just jump off a building and dive head first, guaranteed death and a zeptosecond of pain

>>53812451
Shut up faggot

>>53810204
Do a flip into a swan dive and live stream it. Put your phone on the ground facing up towards where you'll jump, find a good livestream site, then aim for the camera. That would be badass

>>53810204
The actual answer is breathing pure nitrogen, not helium.. the body doesn't react in any way as the air is already almost 80 percent nitrogen. Use a "rebreathing mask", it allows you to exhale carbon dioxide and inhale nitrogen in this case. You will fall asleep painlessly and die.

Not recommended though, why not just let your current egoic self die instead? Probably there are a lot of things you could find meaning or enjoyment in but you are too stuck up to humble yourself to them. The only reason I would kms is if I was living with untreatable chronic pain...but even with that people have found some relief with the likes of the wim hof method, this also helps with emotional pain.

>>53813063
>i have my plan as well if things doesn't get better or my depression won't go away
Have you considered changing your life in a major way, or psychedelics? Just out of interest.

Dont do something selfish like jumping in front of a train or off a building and end up traumatizing someone or many people when they see and or have to scrape your ass off the ground. .

Why do you want to kill yourself OP?? Killing yourself is usually a supreme act of angry ego saying "I'll show them!!" and refusing to accept responsibility for yourself.

>>53813432
>accept responsibility for yourself.
What exactly does "accepting responsibility" mean?

what are ways to buy a gun online in europe? its been a while since ive browsed onion sites. i heard its more about privacy apps like signal now

>>53813457
Well I meant accepting things are the way they are, how you have contributed to your situation, but also forgiving oneself and appreciating what you have.. vs doubling down on a victimhood/blame mentality..

>>53813715
Where do you draw the line between what you caused and what your environment caused, though? Let's say that someone was beaten constantly as a child. What is he supposed to have done better as a child? It might be beneficial to believe that you have agency, but ultimately, as a matter of fact, it is not true. We are the sum of environmental interactions (genetic, personal, even our moment-to-moment thoughts). I don't know how it's intended, but the way I heard this said, I always say the danger of personal responsibility veering off into a self-blaming humiliation ritual.

>>53810901
there is no easy way out is there kek

>>53813412
>Have you considered changing your life in a major way, or psychedelics?
I'm currently on this, I'll start to study a bachelor's degree in two months, but still feeling lonely and worthless for all the wasted years, i have the same age as OP. I was just stating that suicide should be a choice and a human right even though is a sin for most religions. The funny thing is i did a lot of psychedelic's on the past (lsd, mda, hbw, 2cb, shrooms, etc) i was searching a purpose but my life was so messed up at that time and honestly i don't like the ego softening effect they do tend to cause. The only one that killed my depression was ayahuasca/mimohuasca. The antidepressive effect lasted for months but eventually it came back as hard as i was on the beginning thus every dose has a mind life changing experience many of them unwanted, i did become more superstitious after taking my first and only dose, before that i was a skeptical person among religion and spirituality.

>>53811140
>if you're legit messed up and need someone to talk to, here's an email i just made

>>53810204
Nuclear bomb yourself at Tel Aviv is best way and most painless way to killself

>>53811390
>Suicide is jewish as fuck
Immediately raised a red flag right there. For example Tacitus (or some other similar guy) reported that Germanic women when in some battle of Rome vs Germanic tribes where the Germanic warriors lost, the women committed mass suicide to avoid being taken as slaves by the Romans - because they'd rather die free and while still having their Germanic culture, rather than becoming slaves and Romanized.

>god died for your sins
Ah, there he goes on shilling a jewish religion. Why am I not surprised.

>>53810230
this is how i'd do it. fly to vegas, get a bunch of heroin and hookers. if you survive you still have a cool story to tell

>>53810204
Probably and OD on heroin. Just wear Depends because you'll probably shit yourself, and it's good to be considerate of the people who need to deal with your body. Also, you want to be found before you bloat and smell so bad that you traumatize the person who finds you. Get a 5 star hotel suite, eat an amazing meal and you'll be sure houskeeping will find you. You'll want to tip them at least $1k in cash. Leave a note saying they don't have to tell anyone about the money. Also, make sure your cold wallet keys are findable by your favorite family member.

>>53810204
Fentanyl, 2mg is deadly.