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53809104 No.53809104 [Reply] [Original]

Look at this graph. Clearly it’s over.

>practice fiancée got on SSRIs without telling me. Our practice wedding is in a month.
What do?

>> No.53809126

>practice fiance
gj faggot only a little less cringe than my wifes boyfriend
you're retarded, this aint your blog, kys

>> No.53809262

>>53809126
Thanks for the updoot fren

>> No.53809473

>>53809104
>honey I want you to be sober when we make this decision. if you're feeling depressed then I don't think it's the best time to make this massive decision. I also feel betrayed by your taking SSRIs without telling me first. They can significantly alter your mood, attraction, sex drive, and can negatively influence pregnancy.

>> No.53809484

>>53809104
i wouldnt marry anyone on SSRIs. not because theyre crazy enough to be on SSRIs, but rather because SSRIs make people dangerously insane

>> No.53809555

>>53809473
She has a neurological disease that is associated with higher rates of depression. It’s not like this is “a time when she is depressed”, but rather it is something we have to live with and treat somehow. She hasn’t exhausted alternatives to medication yet. She’s agreed to come off the SSRI, but we have to figure out some other treatment.

>> No.53809578

>>53809555
checked.
She needs God, anon.

>> No.53809586

>>53809104
>marriage
Why. Retard. If she's an immigrant and she needed a green card you could have just hired her at your llc. If you don't have an llc then get one.

>> No.53809604

>>53809104
>he fell for the marriage meme

>> No.53809607

>>53809555
lol how do I know your practice fiancee is white and that you abuse her mentally? Good job, by the way.

>> No.53809687

>>53809578
Maybe. Maybe. I will give this some serious thought.
>>53809607
She and I are whiter than you can imagine. I don’t abuse her but she is normally very traditional in her role as the female. Submits to what I say, usually, which is why the whole SSRI thing is unusual.

>> No.53809725

>>53809687
>white sluts like taking drugs during the day and not getting shit for it.

My brother in christ, it's because she's a drug addict. You're hatefucking a drug addict porn star from a well-to-do family that for some reason trusts you (you must be handsome and funny so they don't mind you busting nuts in their addled ditz of a daughter) Just make sure she's loyal.

>> No.53809815

>>53809725
thank you for being the voice of reason in this thread.

>> No.53809886

>>53809725
She hasn’t taken drugs (that I know of) for as long as I’ve known her. At least not apart from something very obscure and expensive that is used for her neurological disease. Also she was a virgin when we met

>> No.53809967

>>53809886
>that's what she told you

>> No.53810716
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53810716

>>53809687
Some BBC will fix her right up

>> No.53811879

>>53809967
I’m sure a permacel like you wouldn’t know this, but you can anatomically ascertain whether or not a woman is in fact a virgin.

>> No.53812129

>>53809555
Give her some antiparasitics and you will see this """neurological disease""" vanish

>> No.53814165

>>53809104
im no expert but im pretty sure you aren't supposed to marry the practice hoe

>> No.53814664

>>53812129
poltards and their memes. just take antiparasitics for everything, if it didnt work then it must be god smiting you and not that the tard was conned.

>> No.53815508

>>53814664
The anti parasite / anti fungal meme is firm /x/ territory. Did not originate on /pol/

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53816209

again I sold at the absolute bottom of this correction

>> No.53816229

>>53810716
Found the American.

>> No.53816345

What the fuck is a practice fiance?

>> No.53816615

>>53809104
If she still lets you smash, then who cares?

>> No.53816713

>>53811879
if she has an underlying disease, let her treat it with modern medicine. After a few months, if the side effects outweigh the benefits, then you can discuss making the decision to discontinue. Honestly if my significant other told me what medicines I can take, I’d leave her ass. Keep an eye out for decreased libido and weight gain. Also the first 30 days can be rough depending on what med she starts. The only good alternative to antidepressants is effective therapy. Cbt can be a good treatment for depression, but you really have to practice and apply it. Honestly anon she’s probably stressed with a wedding coming up.

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>>53810716
I used to think that too. I'm black. My girl did the same with SSRIs. I learned in highly frustrating fashion that this evil fucking numbing shit could be even more powerful than BBC. Who could have ever thought
Citalopram (Celexa, Cipramil)
Escitalopram (Lexapro, Cipralex)
Fluoxetine (Prozac, Sarafem)
Fluvoxamine (Luvox, Faverin)
Paroxetine (Paxil, Seroxat)
Sertraline (Zoloft, Lustral)
Discontinued/withdrawn
Indalpine (Upstene)
Zimelidine (Normud, Zelmid)
Desvenlafaxine (Pristiq)
Duloxetine (Cymbalta)
Levomilnacipran (Fetzima)
Milnacipran (Ixel, Savella, Milnaneurax)
Venlafaxine (Effexor, Trevilor)
could end our sexual market dominance. Fucking sucks.

>> No.53819437

>>53816713
She is not telling me what drugs to take, and I’m not telling her what to take really. It’s more an issue of honesty and openness. But even if I tell her what to take, I’m the man. She’s the woman.

>> No.53819475

>>53809104
>What do?
Abort. My friend married a woman who was medicated and he didnt find out until after. When she got pregnant she went nutso and wanted the baby out of her and caused her own miscarriage and they got a divorce.