/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53798842
Bobos get to cum edition

Awe fuck, it's recovering.

MottCapital predicted this

>Mfw today

In My HEAD. it's going down.

seems like a great buying opportunity for SKYT!!!

I just hope soxl drops even more so that I can buy extras.

Cancel ALL ORDERS

>>53798883
SKYT, MORE LIKE SHYT AMIRITE

10y yield is the little engine that could.

>TSLA
>still above 200

why

seems like a great buying opportunity for SIGA!!!

ROUTE THEM YANKEES, DXY BOYS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM&t=3s

>>53798883
BUT WHAT ABOUT DOLE????

>>53798899
>not posting the correct version

THIS FUCKER NEVER MOVES

SER PLEASE BUY THE SMALLCAPS

>>53798903

>>53798902
Don’t lump DOLE in with Skywater. Dole is a profitable company that pays dividends. Skywater is the brown spot on intels bedsheets

>>53798878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NNCNDYEpU

>country is $32 trillion in debt
>inflation completely out of control and the fed is just ignoring it
>consumer credit debt is at all time highs
How could the market possibly be tanking...?

>>53798947
This is such a classic tune. Personally I prefer art made by transgender Jews though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpeD2LJKpE

>>53798950
Don't worry my man your boy Jim Biden has it all under control

>>53798950
ON NO NEWS NO LESS

>>53798950
What are you citing? None of those things are in my newsfeed

I sold my KOLD way too early.. apparently natural gas is worth negative money...

Kinda interesting that natural gas stoves all of a sudden are going to be banned for hekkin cancer (trust the science goy) and the price is tanking as the administration says "Russia will pay". It's almost like everything is extremely fake and gay.

Reminder that I shilled KOLD at $10 united states dollars... an 8x..

>>53798908
I’m up on that but the Jews stole it all, so whatever.

imagine having bought on friday

Dat dere market's behavin' in a rather peculiar way.

I hope you guys haven't neglected spiritual investments.

It's going back up my bastards.

Dividend kings we are winning. What did you snag today? For me it was O, NEE, and KO.

>>53798950
The jobs that were added were all ESG diversity hires. These people literally provide no value to a company and actually make it function worse. The economy will continue to decline until corporations begin to put profits first and stop giving a fuck about people's feelings, people's ethnicities ((outside of those with Jewish heritage of course)) and stop giving into the radical left's new green deal climate change hoax. The radical left is a cancer in the corporate world and needs to be removed before we can have a functioning economy again.

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g&list=RDIx5z1bRz4Sc&index=6

>Smoldering decay, take her breath away
>Millions of our years, in minutes, disappears
>Darkening in vain, decadence remains
>All is said and done, never is the sun
>Never

>NOOOOOO ITS THE JEWS FAULT I PUT MY MONEY INTO A COMPANY I WAS EXPRESSLY TOLD WOULD BE SANCTIONED AND HALTED ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAA

APPROACHING 4000
HERE WE FUCKING GO

I genuinely feel like this is probably a good position to slurp on SKYT. There was naturally going to be some profit taking after the price target was raised.

Remember

Cramer said it was a bull market at the literal peak.

>>53799031
who halted it though

>>53799011
My boomer XOM is holdin up pretty well. I figger i'll get a rub n tug with my divvie

>>53799022
I can't really feel that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606E2AUVhF8

Today will end badly

the heebs are back from lunch this is where the fun begins

>>53799031
How is it not? Jews sanctioned, where’s the money now? In Semitic pockets, many such cases.

>>53799011
For me it's HCDIP and TAIT

WHERE MA SLURPERS AT?

>>53798908
>Supposedly safe BIL crashes literally every month
>Supposedly dangerous "sanctioned" stocks hold their value perfectly
Getting real sick of the lies...

Bring SPY to 240, lets get it over with lmao

>>53799051
Yes. His capabilities as an inverse indicator are shockingly strong.

I want to buy puts on COIN, but my money won't be at broker until Thursday. Feels bad mane.

>>53799087
Nah, bears expect that. You want to buy when SPY hits a "real blood in the streets" number.

sirs why is market crashes??? i was promised many moons!!!

No but really what happened, I've been >wageslaving all day

>>53799075

>>53799100
No big news, just a bear market rally that got exhausted and is reversing.

im up 16k today but i just want her back

S&P in the danger zone. 4k
Pull up
Pull up
Wi tu Low
Hol Lee Fuk

>>53799075
I think I might be in that group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU

>>53798975
7 bulls and 15 wolves. If I have my guns as well, we win.

Also I am going to buy Leaps on UNG next week. Gonna make me rich.

I bought spxl earlier thinking the dumping lost steam and bottomed, but then we went even lower lol

>>53799118
1>3>2

BOIL?

WTFWT

>>53799118
One big sniff, left to right, full open nostrils, cheeks spread
>SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>53799116
See, if you only hear part of this, you'll think he's negging.
But what he's actually doing, is picking this fine honey dripper up from the floor.

Bulls theme song today
https://youtu.be/gMxcGaAwy-Q

I'll let you all in on a little secret. When the market goes down like this, you're tempted to hold and wait it out, but where we're going you're better off just selling and then buying back into the same stocks at a much lower price.
#BaggiesWisdom #TradingTips #Investing

SPY BELOW 400
s&p 500 AT 3999.99
"NEVER BELOW AGAIN" POSTERS BTFO FOREVER

>>53799114
TERRAIN AHEAD
>WHOOP WHOOP
PULL UP
TERRAIN AHEAD
>WHOOP WHOOP
PULL UP

Linebros... we can still do this!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH MARKET RUGGING

>>53799075
I'm looking around today, but I simply can't find anything worth slurping.
I think we go much lower from here, sadly.

>main indexes dumping
>bitcoin holding on
what do they mean by this

ZOOMERS ARE HEADING FOR WAR
NO MORE VIDEO GAMES
NO MORE ONLYFANS
NO MORE BROCCOLI HAIR
THEY ARE GOING TO GO TO WAR!

Where is he?

>>53799133
>Knife status: caught
>Bag status: held

AND WALLAH

S&P WILL NEVER BE ABOVE 400 AGAIN

>>53799154
WHOOP WHOOP
JUGGALOS
WHOOP WHOOP
JUGGALOS

Yeah, I the market needs a change
We needed a break
For a sec' I even gave up going long
I even done illegal stuff and started shorting
They say the money is the root to the evilest ways
But have you ever been so hungry that it keeps you awake
Mate, now my hunger would leave them amazed
Great, it feels like a long time coming, senpai'
Since the day I thought of making it big
One day I had a dream I tried to chase it
But I wasn't going nowhere, running man!
I knew that maybe someday I would understand
Trying to turn a tenner to a hundred grand
Everyone's a kid that no-one cares about
You just have to keep screaming 'til they hear you out

This was written in the stars
A million miles away
Too many blind people will never see the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgFyi74DVjc&list=RDIx5z1bRz4Sc&index=10

>>53799168
collecting margin to strike back once again

>>53799165
How do we profit?

>>53799155
A reminder

>A failed breakout is when the price moves through a support resistance level, but then fails to continue moving in that direction and instead reverses course

>>53799075
i'm being cautious and just taking small sips

>>53799162
unironically SKYT

>>53799165
Just the men and transgenders right? I could cream pie zoomettes all day while the boys are off dying for the zog machine.

>>53799118
>not picking the 10,000 rats
you're asking to lose

>>53799171
>cat status: bounced

>>53799165
lol, still using this bobo shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmeMdEZPcpg

4000 BROKEN
NEGATIVE TWO FUCKING PERCENT
ON NO NEWS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53799152
For once I agree with you.

It's like February opex just left a massive pocket of hot air underneath everything, and now the bottoms falling out.

>>53799163
Right now it's sorta just tagging along with gold.

>>53799192
The only one getting penetrated is your portfolio.

>>53799165
Please just wait til 2024, I don't need this shit right now.

Just bought WCC and PWR.

Zero due diligence done. I will not be looking at this investment for 5 years minimum.

What can I expect when I open this "time capsule"?

>>53799200
literal no support we gaaaan

>>53799216
bout tree fiddy

>>53799216
why didn't you just stuff it in a CD @ 5% apr and wait for the crash

STOP MOTHERFUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

>>53799213
Sorry, Fuckraine and the chinks in Taiwan need you. If you come back, you'll come back hated and unappreciated, maybe missing some limbs and probably develop a serious alcoholism then you'll kill yourself. Godspeed Zoomer.

>>53799238
no

>>53799118
You don't have any guns. We did this thought experiment the other night and the non retard consensus was

>50 hawks OP/no defense
>hunter with gun OP/would 1 shot you so must pick
>10,000 rats potentially OP/must pick

My solution was 7 buffalo plus the hunter. You and the hunter ride on the Buffalo (they can run nonstop for 5+ hours, none of the other animals have endurance)

I started cutting for sexxooo season. Reminder that gym gains are the only gains jews can't steal from you.

brb pulling all my money out of the bank

>>53799235
Because it's more fun for me this way
>>53799224
So 350% gains? Nice

>>53799183
Fuck now is just dying for trannyshit and globalhomo

>>53798965

>>53799222
>>53799216
https://youtu.be/w0f01bqVcuM?t=9

>TSLA
>199

yep

>>53799186
My grandparent's cat used to only drink water by dipping paw in bowl and licking paw.

>>53799193
15 wolves, 1 death bite per second per wolf, means 15 rats dead per second, thats less than 10 minutes to kill all the rats. Also, rats do not do a tremendous amount of damage per bite and I can stomp them or climb onto something that funnels them along a slim geometry such as a car or a tree and shoot them with a shotgun.

Also, SPY will be at 340 by the 2nd week of March.

You support bombing Iran to protect Israel.

I support bombing Iran so there's less competition in the global uranium space.

We are not the same.

I want OFF Mr. Bones' wild ride

>>53799246
stock market looking like baker's career ngl

Is this one of those days where we simply dump til closing? kek

>>53799183
these fuckboi zoomers are finna dye for faggots and trans bro good fucking riddance

>>53799278
We are going to dump until spy hits 200

WELCOME 398
>WELCOME 398
WELCOME 398
>WELCOME 398
WELCOME 398
>WELCOME 398

>>53799274
fat alice march?

at least this is finally bringing USAC down

>>53799248
Lanklet detected. You simply wouldn't survive a war against my people.

I miss the ayylmao fud

>>53799248
If I am not allowed a gun, I guess id have to go with your selection as well. Bulls plus hawks would work. Hunter cant shoot you while being attacked by 50 hawks.

NO I REALLY NEED A NEW CAR

>>53799279
kek

>>53799278
Yes, the rest of the day is time to be buying

>>53799294
bottom signal

>>53799318
>Not buying the XCOM dip

I've got slight suspicion that we won't finish in green today.

>>53799330
>expecting a reversal so soon after one little red day
haha no

>>53799346
r u an wizard?

>>53799330
Go all in big nigga

Market is pricing in nuclear war

I just looked at the calendar and it says tomorrow is literally called ash wednesday. Ash wednesday is the day Putins going to turn Fuckraine into ashes. This is why everybody is selling.

>>53799335
XCOM needs to go lower though

>>53799248
>Reminder that gym gains are the only gains jews can't steal from you

Forgot about eggs prices in US? Also, look at US beef futures. Completely breaking all indicators, kek.

>OIL testing 76 again

>>53799349
>randomly assigning digits religious significance means factual purchase value
lol

NVDA earnings are tomorrow
hope you filled up your short tranches

>>53799362
Your mother is pricing in a nuclear dicking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzCdSJu5xqI

>Sold SOXS too early

kms

I either think about teenage girls or suicide. Or why haven't I cashed out when bitcoin was at 50k and I was worth 1.6mil.

>>53799370
My local grocery store was practically giving away chicken breast yesterday. I should have picked some up but I didn't. I was only there for lean hogs

Is there any reason not to long UNG at this point? Can it really get that much lower?

Bear shitposters are so much more creative than bulls. Doing it on hardmode too, very little bobo memes.

I mean how could we not dump?

I'm not going to sell covered calls today

>>53799408
There are always reasons to believe people will just pack up their shit and stop trading.
History's filled with decades upon decades of no trading. You can check the stats.

BOBO DENCE U BETCH!!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BETCH!!!!!!!!!

This market crash is so beautiful. it's beauty and the BETCH!

>>53799413
I did this morning. I'm pretty happy with them.

>>53799313
Look I only wrestle with skinny girls and mass isn't a factor. I run way faster than you, you will never take my bussy.

>>53799370
Look eggs and meat can 5x and I am still not going to eat the goyslop.

>>53799321
Hawks overpowering the hunter was the hawk thesis. If this is true (I am not sold on it.. look up hawk damage to humans it seems pretty superficial) then hawk + buffalo is the play. If you don't take the Buffalo or the rats then you will be swarmed by the 10,000 rats

is this year two or three of the ten year bear market?

>>53799430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExBwfQHXlE

>>53799447
>ten year bear market

I see we have an optimist itt

>>53799413
Today is the day to sell puts, if anything.
I think we're too early though. This feels like the month that we break down again, after 2 months of mumu euphoria.

It's time to turn the tables and buy TQQQ.

>>53798842
SPY IS UNDER $K HIT THE BREAKERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53799432
10,000 rats is a lot of rats. I fell like you have to take the rats unless you have significant time to prepare to deal with their number (like dig a moat).

>This massive tech company knows because of AI, one part of its core business won't survive the next year or two and is trying to sell it to a company that is owned by a government through a bunch of shell companies. So, the government of that country will know everything you search. That is more important to the government than making money. (Google/China)

>>53799430
Been wage slaving

>>53799432
>I run way faster than you, you will never take my bussy.
Maybe, but how long do you think you can keep running until my love finds you?

>>53799456
Blast from the past. What movie was this in, Arthur?

>>53799428
>crash
can't even consider that a dip

>>53799432
My play was to take the group of niggers and the rats. The rats are a distraction and get eaten up, while the niggers buy you enough time to make your escape from the situation.

>>53799432
Let's be honest. You die anyway. 3 bears plus lions plus wolves means you die even on the back of the bulls even with the a hunter with you and even with the hawks too.

Predictions for SPY on March 3 options expiry?

Natural gas, more like free gas amirite

>>53799187
Hmm

>>53799486
I believe it was used in a number of productions. I'll have to look.

Spy max pain 02/22 413

scalp calls on overshort

>>53799502
More like backwater shithole

>>53799356
Yeah I sure am intimidated by someone who creates stocktwits / yahoo comments tier posts. I'm surprised you are not attaching boomer-tier gifs as well.

>>53799349
I expect this selloff to be fake. There was literally no bad news today

>AI is a threat to Google!
this is the most braindead take I keep on seeing, and I've seen a lot of braindead takes.

We will never be below 4000 again ever

>>53799514
stock price seems to think so

>>53799514
Haha. Made you read it.

>>53799493
god I hope they have penises

Why are all the tech stocks falling so hard? Is this trend gonna continue, should I sell now?

I am losing money like crazy...

>>53799491
if it goes under 3800 it would be considered a crash to me.

Why Do The Birds Stop Chirping.

VVIX.

>>53799493
only female lions hunt, the 4 gay lions are literally a non-issue.

>>53799514
nobody is paying google for ads in a recession shit is still overvalued
wake me up at $80

>>53799530
Look at long bond computer. Look at inflation computer. Look at the DOW history.

>>53799202
Gold is getting crushed you fuckign midwit

>>53799530
That's a bad mindset. You should be thinking of how many Israelis get to eat tomorrow because of your donations :)

will SOXS ever go above 30 again or do i capitulate

>>53799491
> can't even consider that a dip

>>53799502
No one on /smg/ is stupid enough to take sell-side analyst price targets seriously....r-right?

Why are we crashing so hard? Is the russian announcement more serious than I realize?

>>53799459
10 year crab was always my thesis. You guys gotta zoom out.

>>53799492
Niggers are OP/S tier. They destroy anything they touch. Having them on your team seems dangerous though... something about don't relax.

>>53799493
Buffalo OP endurance runners. They trample the rats. Nothing else can catch you. Hunter shoots everything else.. hawks problematic but I think in a life or death situation I could beat 50 hawks to death.

chatgpt has generated first trading models for Tradingview. I checked it out and it actually not ridiculously bad, it trades for example sp500 profitable long/short :O

My 305p QQQ puts that expire this Friday are deep in the money and super green. I'm selling them now

I'm poor and my old cuisinart nonstick pans are flaking and scratched.. I went with steel this time.. I hope these are good bang for their buck.. everything is made in china these days.. feelsbadman I don't want to invest in chinese stocks..

KOKORO WO SOTTO
HIRAITE GYUTTO
HIKI YOSETARAAA
TODOKU YO KITTO
TSUTAU YO MOTTO
SAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53798998
blessed/based.

I've been entering "monk mode" over the last few weeks and only stopped by a few brief times to check in. Just now I was reading Psalm 37 immediately before visiting.

16 A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked.

I wish that pic had a green up instead.

my god, 10 minutes ago I opened 2 new shorts (DAX). But the positions are way too big, like 5-10 larger than I wanted to make. Forgot to change the size back to regular after wanting to see what the margin was for the larger portion, kek. I hate this.

load calls

http://www.maximum-pain.com/options/spy

>>53799587
Fat white Americans will say they don't want to invest in China and then buy everything from Walmart

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>>53798975
Hope you're not the same guy that sold KOLD to flip into BOIL.

>>53799572
NATO and Russia is de-facto at war as of today

>>53799587
tbqh anon I think you should invest in a good cast iron skillet.

>>53799602

>>53799176
Checkout internet computer computer buddy.

>>53799517
>>53799555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tub93PAAO3k

>>53799486

Friends ("The One with All the Haste" - 1998) - Joey's singing neighbor (Michal Connor) annoys Rachel with his vocal rendition, "Morning's Here."
The Simpsons ("Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair" - 2006)
Family Guy ("Stew-roids" - 2009)
The Big Bang Theory ("The Graduation Transmission" - 2015)
South Park ("Where My Country Gone?" - 2015)

And these movies:

Hard to Kill (1990)
Fargo (1996)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

We're healing bros, 4k is back. Cramer says buy buy!

>>53799587
LOL it wont matter what you eat with now that TCDD has been introduced into the food supply in a mass scale in the burning of PVC in Ohio

>>53799622
For me it's Vix Computer

>>53799543
>nobody is paying google for ads in a recession
>wake me up at $80
If you think we're going or in a recession, there's so many better selling opportunities than GOOGL at $92, but that's not the point of my post. Google isn't behind on AI and it's retarded to pump MSFT for investing in OpenAI but disregard Google's AI efforts because it's not as user facing as ChatGPT.

Alright I'm antisemitic again.

>>53799614
I've tried with two in the past but I'm too lazy to keep up with maintaining them so they both got rusty

>SKYT

Did we ever find out more about pic rel? Seems pretty darned accurate tbhwyf

>>53799626
Thanks. Jefferson Airplane, from White Rabbit to We Built this City and that crap.

>>53799579
What do in a decade long crab market? Isn't JEPI supposed to be a great hold during such times?

when i opened this spx short last week i never imagined it would become a permanent fixture of my portfolio

>>53799606
I am. I have 800 shares of BOIL at $7 lol. Just gonna hold bags for months now but honestly safer than holding tech bullshit like most of you guys.. natural gas will recover eventually but these 3x tech funds are going to delist in the coming depression

>>53799684
You're shorting S&P futures? Or buying SPX puts? Because you can't short SPX shares...it is an index

>>53799587
Go cast iron and don't be a little bitch.

You've been eating estrogens and carcinogens from your flakey teflon pans for years.

Defense Bros. Lol. They Thought We Were At Peace. Two More Weeks. They Will Learn.

>>53799641
the problem with GOOG is they make 95% off of their search engine with ads because of like 90% market share on search engine. just a few % market share drop to MSFT is going to fuck them in the billions
they showed that their AI is even more dogshit than ChatGPT, their Google Cloud is shit compared to AWS (AMZN) or Azure (MSFT) and jewtube doesn't make money

>>53799579
>10 year crab was always my thesis. You guys gotta zoom out.
There has always been a decade long crab after a huge large cap bull wrong. This shit has been going in cycles for literal centuries.

It's the reason small cap and value end up out performing in the long run because they perform during both periods.

>>53799670
not a bad idea, you can just pick up and drop who ever happens to be in town that day. sound expectation is minimal, and you still get some clout from the name.

I think this was what you were thinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBHXxiZyZM
Thats the velvet Christopher Cross (Geppert)

>>53799695
What are you defense chuds getting excited about?

Uhhhhhhhhh bull bros????? IS IT OVER

>>53799662
The Benner Cycle is based on solar cycles. This means more or less solar energy and electromagnetism affecting the earth, which will affect plant productivity. More expensive plants means basics (foods) become more expensive.

I broke even(negative) for the first time this year.
Just kill me

>>53799550

>>53799692
20x cfd

>>53799705
Lol. Defense Bros. He Doesn't Know. Japan News Imminent. They Will Learn.

>>53799601
cope

>>53799587
Costco has a decent stainless steel set with a copper core.

Ok, well. I can't exactly find a direct relevance, but I do think you might find a play in shoe shine sales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2qpn3toak

>>53799736
-2.62265, 25.99448

Two More Weeks.

Keep An Eye on PLTR.

>>53798908
Citibank bank forcing us to have diamond hands

Should I take a $6 (17%) profit on my puts?
They expire Friday

>>53799658
>Sky: Free
>Water: Free
So why would you pay any money for Skywater??

You know the lack of bears in here is the reason why we crashed, all the bears shorting this rally are insolvent. But there is a wall of puts... bears gonna have a hard time pushing through it.

Can be done though.

>>53799767
>it could go up or it could go down
thanks Nostradamus make sure to screencap this and post it later after it goes up or it goes down

>>53799736
Nobody wants gross, lame yen. We learned that when uranium did nothing upon their announcement of reactor restarts.

>>53799766
I think you're underestimating the value of clean water. You been to east palestine recently?

>>53799757
wtf am I looking at

>>53799767
WALL of puts.

>>53799777
Oy vey, we have to annex *another* Palestine?!

>>53799779
40.056045, 140.632525

14 Days.

When Do The Birds Stop Chirping.

here comes the last leg down of the day. Be ready to buy calls for tomorrows bounce. Green day after breaking 400. Retail will never see it coming

I'm thinking retail is getting cheap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuhYuZLNYw
KSS

>>53799773
That was not a prediction idiot.

THIS was a prediction:

>>53799786
This does feel like one of those days where any options or max pain data older than an hour has to be thrown out.

Skyt bozos where we at?

>>53799774
Uranium is going to do nothing for a long time. We are rolling out solar so fast here in the USA that Id say its a total waste of time to build nuclear. Its not that they suck, its just pointless. They are too expensive and running costs continue to go up over time to no end. It just cant compete. You are 10x better off taking that money and just planting solar out in the boonies and connecting the circuit. Take the money you just saved and do something else with the land.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

I'm angry and I keep buying.

>>53799697
>just a few % market share drop to MSFT is going to fuck them in the billions
the issue is I don't see why anyone would choose to switch to Bing long term. I'm sure people are trying it out for the novelty, but long term, Bing is strictly a worse experience than Google search.

>>53799493
The bear, lion, and wolf numbers are limited. Unless the terrain and starting conditions are very bad, buffalo can avoid that many.

However, there's a bunch of other trash meat around, so buffalo need a lot of room. You need a wedge of buffalo in front of you to break through meat lines, so if it's a small walled arena where you have to pass through enemies repeatedly, that's bad for buffalo. A dense jungle or forest that blocks their path is also bad. By contrast, in an open plain where buffalo can run in a straight line for the entire hour, buffalo are OP.

>>53799786
This is interesting but take a look at the gamma of the gamma real quick.

>>53799559
I’m not buying SKYT bro Idc what analysts say

>>53799821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb2VcBuA3U

I have closed my SKYT short and made a modest 15% profit

>>53799836
I bought that album in high school.

>>53799814
Solar is not baseload, your premise that nuclear and solar compete is completely unfounded. Nuclear competes with coal, hydro, and nat gas.

>>53799833
Gamma of Gamma doesn't have a cool name, it's just called "Speed".

But the gamma of vega/volatility = "Vomma" which is heckin cool

>>53798842
Cramer says the market is strong, buy the dip!

What's going to happened when all of those 0DTE Robinhood put options get swapped out? I reckon we go strait down.

>>53799856
What do you think about leaps on UNG?

>>53798868
(You)

>>53799844
Why does the cat do that.

>>53799846
Yeah solar is for intermittent, not baseload. My point is that instead of buying shitty Uranium miners / uranium exposure companies, might as well use that money to install solar powers for your house and save hundreds of bucks each month.

My daytime dishwashing, washing machine, heating, AC, electronic appliances, etc are all heavily subsidized now. My photovoltaic system generates more electricity than I consume because of solar power now.

>10y

>>53799853
My favorite is velma. She's got her own TV show now too.

>>53799885
Just vibin.

>>53799554
W...what game is this from bro?

>>53799898

>>53799805
>it will go up unless something bad happens
thanks Nostradamus, really interesting that you're the only one that posts your own screencaps

>>53799844
Serendipity.
Then you probably remember this too.
Not sure how well this stood up compared to Gorillaz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8E0dTQc4E

Is anybody else going to buy the call options at the close with me?

>>53799916
I do, but I was never a Moby fan.

>>53799694
I've been imagining that this was my girlfriend for weeks.

>>53799930
No.

>>53799930
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ene9uJmOBV0

>>53799912
Yeah cause they are mostly right, i am wrong sometimes, but i don't screencap those cause no one is perfect. you know?

I cannot price in when china or russia will go apeshit. But i will try to time it. kekeke

>>53799890
Buddy I don't know the size of your portfolio or your electrical bill but that's not exactly a scalable solution, investment-wise. Nor is grid scale solar for that matter.

I stepped away from computer for 20 minutes to exercise. After coming back my portfolio is up 0.4%. Damn this investing thing is quite easy. Going to play Mario Kart now. See you later boys.

>>53799930
I'm not approved for options.

>>53799890
>My photovoltaic system generates more electricity than I consume because of solar power now.

Not even possible when you're using all those heavy appliances.

>>53799833
>the gamma of the gamma
That's fucking crazy.

Should i buy gold or silver or maybe sugar/grain. What will be best currency after collapse.

>>53799890
If EVs didn't need lithium, I would agree that solar w/ battery tech makes a good grid investment. But the current market prices for battery tech make no sense from a utility cost -effectiveness viewpoint.

SKYTbros here comes the recovery!!!!

tmv still down significantly from its high

>>53799934
Wait, no, don't leave! I can do more! I can do more!!
https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?t=15

>>53799961
Ah sorry mariokart will make it -1%, just keep working out

>>53799970
Guns and ammo. Preferably enough for a few dozen friends/raiders that you trust. Then you can take what you want.

bobo getting heemed, SPY already recovering back to 400

>>53799814
Enjoy your blackouts. It's also more expensive to go pure solar than to build nuclear, and solar uses up more land. You didn't take batteries into account at all, did you? As for uranium, I hope it does nothing yet so I can accumulate cheaper.

>>53799890
"Works on my machine" is not an argument when you're talking about worldwide macro conditions. And on a personal level, solar is many times more expensive than nuclear because other people pay for nuclear.
>your house
Add the cost of buying houses for everyone in the world to your analysis. And then add the cost of building a second sun so all the people in areas without much sunlight can get more.
>hundreds of bucks each month
How do you "save hundreds" when the nuclear powered bill is only 100/month?

>>53799982
Remember music videos?

>>53799982
She still got legs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFfGgeddAc4

>>53799954
>>53799964
>>53799971
holy fuck chuds just get solar panels installed to save money over the course of a few months. You get credited some money too if your PV system generates a lot of electricity, which this guy >>53799964 apparently doesn't believe is a real thing

So instead of buying UUUU stock and spending $600/month for energy, you can actually get paid a bit of spare change

My bills used to be very expensive

>>53799970
Lean hogs.

>>53800003
I'm beside myself with laughter.

>>53799954
>About 5 tons of polysilicon is required to manufacture one 1 megawatt (MW) conventional solar modules.
Jesus Christ

>>53800010
>it takes on average 30+ years for a ROI on solar panels
You'd be better off buying 3month bonds

> Clean it up, Scoopsie
Baking a new thread before 300, let alone 250

>>53799999
>How do you "save hundreds" when the nuclear powered bill is only 100/month?
See >>53800010 this. I went from 500-600 bucks out of my pocket a month to getting credit.

Also you have to be a completely uneducated dumbfuck to accumulate uranium for the cheap. Buying uranium assets is one of the worst ways to allocate capital on this planet. you guys are like /pmg/ morons

Are there any news or statistics releases tomorrow morning that could pump or dump the market? I'm trying to decide if I want to buy calls or puts for overnight

>>53800000
OOOOO
I do now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbmWkbocoY

thoughts on next few days? don't we have an fomc mini or something tomorrow?

>>53800010
>holy fuck chuds just get solar panels installed to save money over the course of a few months.
In California? Or Texas? Yeah, sure, maybe.

But fully one third of /smg/ posters are janitors scraping by on minimum wage in Michigan. Another third are Kohl's wagies in East Palestine, Ohio.

I thought we were going to get a pour hour, why is it so damn flat?

I will create a revolutionary empire and reverse banana war DOLE.

>>53800029
Based

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>>53800032
fomc minutes tomorrow
GDP thursday
core PCE friday

>>53800032
API crude oil numbers are after hours, along with some Kraut inflation: https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>53800043
>In California? Or Texas? Yeah, sure, maybe.
Yeah I'm in California so solar makes a lot of sense for me.

>>53799881
God baggie is such a fag

UNG leaps are going to make me rich

>>53799970
All of them with allocations depending on what you can easily store and afford. Don't forget alcohol, which is always the best currency, medical supplies, and guns and ammo.

>>53800032
Fed minutes tomorrow bruh.

>>53799825
I switched to Bing a little over a month ago and it mostly does the job just fine, and as a bonus I am only about 400 rewards points short of a $10 Walmart gift card. I moved all of my operations from Google to Microsoft when I saw that they are fine with having the YouTube video of the gays shoving things up their asses, without age restriction, and set to for kids.

>>53800055
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>>53800073
Thanks
Calls it is then

>>53800058
>>53800043
CA cpuc just voted for nem 3 so solar roi is going to be even further out because you wont build credits.

>>53800079
How do those points work? My problem with Google is that it withholds bad think search results so I have to switch over to duckduckgo or whatever and what I'm searching for is on the first page. On Google the same search brings up Jewish trannies or whatever.

>>53800110
Use Edge on PC and mobile, with Bing as the searcher. Get 5 per search, and visit the Rewards page a few times each day and click on stuff. I search to get to sites I use regularly also. If you do all this daily you'll learn nuances to maximize and wind up with a few hundred points each day, and a $10 Walmart (or Amazon) gift card is 10,500 points.

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>>53800031
Energy does not cost 600/month, lying retard. To get that high you either have to run an industrial scale operation or live in a shithole full of morons as ignorant as yourself, who destroy their own infrastructure and have to pay 6x as much to compensate for it. Stop projecting your lack of education and learn to read. California is the only place in the world as backwards as you. Even Africa does better with energy.

Energy is 100/month. I pay less than you and I get better service. The last uranium stock I bought went up 30% in a month.

I'll repeat it again since you're illiterate: my uranium stock purchase went up 30% in a month.

>>53800212
You're too stupid / poor to afford living in California and I've clearly hit a nerve. Can you poor flyovers try to at least PRETEND like you're not suffering from a massive inferiority complex?

>>53800262
Californians really are mentally ill. I have more money than you, and I live on the east coast in luxury you can only dream of. You're demonstrating how much you're projecting with everything you say, especially your massive inferiority complex, by fantasizing about "flyovers" whenever you're in trouble. The flyover states are also superior to you, of course. They have better quality of life, they're more intelligent, they live in safer neighborhoods, they have better energy infrastructure, etc.

The nerve you're hitting is how disgusting it is to have retards like yourself, unironically worse than African tribes in every way, polluting my country and trying to turn a state into an imitation of the Soviet Union's collapse. You should be deported.

>>53800442
Are you actually trying to convince someone living in the suburbs one of the wealthiest metro areas in the nation that life in some flyover shithole where the average income is 20k is better? I can smell the odor of meth-smoke and fentanyl wafting from this post. This is the most laughably flyover cope-post I've seen in a long time.

>>53800483
No, I'm trying to point out that you're mentally ill, like most of the Californians who didn't come from south of the border, and I'm pointing out the superior conditions of flyover states as supporting evidence. You have even more drug abuse than they do, too, although I'll admit New York has its own share of drugs.

Now go steal Amazon boxes off a train and litter with the scraps, and don't forget to remind me that being mentally ill is called "non-neurotypical and that's a good thing" in Californian newspeak.

>>53800595
Your massive inferiority complex is on display here. I am wealthier than you, have a much better standard of living than you, enjoy far superior education and infrastructure than you, enjoy safe neighborhoods than you, and my children will not be raised in drug-addled environments with trashy parents who do not know their priorities for raising kids.

The drug overdose problem that flyover states have is really, really bad. And the fact that you deny it is just....sad. Ultimately, my tax dollars are subsidizing the medical services that are required to resuscitate your flyover cousins who are dying from drug overdoses.

>https://www.moneyrates.com/research-center/federal-income-taxes-by-state.htm


Remember, my tax dollars help you eat and give you the narcan you and your societal leech family need.

>>53800630
>enjoy safe neighborhoods than you
Oh you had us going for a second there, Califag.

>>53800630
see >>53800442
You live in the most embarrassing ruin in the former first world, surrounded by homeless people who will rob you at any chance, in the middle of the country's biggest drug market, you'll never have children (which is a good thing for them since you'd force child transsexuality onto them), and you're in a socialist welfare state. Trying to call the people preventing the country from ending up like the USSR "societal leech" puts you right up there with the Bolsheviks who caused mass starvation by calling farmers leeches and killing them.

>>53800630
also,
>New Hampshire and Rhode Island in the top 5
fucking kek those faggots.

>>53799649
Literally the only maintenance you need is to put a drop of oil and heat it after you're done using it for bad shit like acids or sugars. It's self-maintaining otherwise. Also rust is fine, you just need to scrub it off and oil it (though if it gets that bad you have to cook it on low in the oven for an hour, upside down, to ensure everything gets coated well).

>>53799903
Mimicry is the most primal form of sympathy in nature.

>>53798868
bobos havent learned their lesson after 4 green dildo weeks of january