/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53785517
>what are micronutrients

>what are vitamins

>>53785517
0/10 bait

This thread will be a litmus test. Take the bait and unironically reply? You're retarded. Simple as and herbs in options

>>53785525
Cico is all that matters

>what is Bitcoin

>>53785517
Based on where Little Ceasars are located, they clearly cater to the poor. It's goyslop with søy in it. Oily, disgusting goyslop with 2nd rate meats. Make pizza yourself or support your local mom and pop pizza shops.

>>53785525
>>53785531
Got our first dumbasses. Zoomers truly are fucking retards.

>wtf I love calorically dense foods with no vitamins that keep me feeling full for a few minutes at a time now
Better off just fasting desu

>>53785525
>>53785531

vegetals = tomato sauce
calcium = cheese
vitamin b = peperoni

>>53785517
I could eat a meal of fresh meat, vegetables, and rice for less than $5 AND not be fat.

>>53785517
learn to cook your own food

>>53785525
That's what cutting the pizza into small slices is for.

>>53785517
they arent 5 dollers no more

>>53785585
Eggs look a little overcooked, anon

>>53785517
nice try schlomo. it's goyslop

>>53785517
Hot N Ready is $8.99 in San Diego :(

https://youtu.be/EtLMuFVc8iw

>>53785517
That is goyslop

>>53785612
weird to imagine being a kid in 2023 and refusing to eat taco bell

>>53785517

>>53785589
underappreciated post kek

The gigachad drinks straight RAPEseed oil, $9/gallon for 30,000 calories each

>>53785602
Begone, fiend.

>>53785585
Based meal anon.

>>53785659
KEk, amermutts who don't eat the goyslop are considered weird. They pressure you into ruining your body and health, such as life as an amerimutt.

>>53785686
"it literally solves all your problems!"

>>53785728
noo not hamburger and cheese and flour noooo dats goyslop

>>53785517
Mostly bread (carbs) and veggie oils, but nice try

>>53785525
Take a multi and a fish oil then fellate me

>>53785517
>"Oh? You're having stomach cramps because of all the fillers going undigested in your stomach and now you're feeling miserable and unhealthy? UHH...STOP COMPLAINING IT'S CHEAP OKAY! WE CAN'T HAVE YOU MAKING YOUR OWN FOOD OR THE MEDICINE WE MADE WILL BE USELESS!!!"

>>53785539
Lol. You’re not athletic, or you would understand this is horseshit.

You can eat all the pizza if you want but please don’t pretend you are on par with someone eating actual real whole foods . No amount of boomer logic can help you escape reality. Just go find people who practice what you preach and tell me how greasy their skin is

>>53785538
This.
Bait nowadays is zero effort garbage and yet more people than ever falls for it. It's crazy.

>>53786544
I like high quality b8

>>53785538
We come to this board to shitpost with the lads retard. Anyone talking about finance is probably retarded or even Indian (dot).

>>53785517
>$5 Classic
They got rid of that deal a couple years ago.

>>53785686
>Drink Rapeseed oil to give you energy
>Use Rapeseed Oil as Lube when you go out raping
>When the bottle is empty, fill it with piss and pass it off as rapeseed oil to someone else

>>53786561
>not live bait

>>53785556
> if i ate all my calories from pizza but with a deficit i would look healthy

enjoy hairloss and ED at 25

>>53785525
What nutrients is pizza missing? It has everything: veggies, milk, meat and some cancerogenic wheat flour to spice it up.

is no here halacha?

/fit/ here i love to kill a whole pizza once a week or so just to hit my calorie goals, I don't know how the fuck you're supposed to consistently clean bulk

>inb4 carbs are le bad

>>53785585
I took up cooking in lockdown, I've never eaten better. Got myself an air-fryer/slow-cooker combo a few months ago, I'm making stuff that tastes better than I've eaten at fancy restaurants with really simple recipes.
Used to eat out 3-4 times a week, now it's once a month if that.

Based. Oh wait, let me guess, you “need more”

Can someone tell me how it is Little Caesar's just straight up becomes inedible after like 30 minutes? It's like there's a timer baked into the food that makes it go cold and dry.

>>53785585
A bit greasy but would eat/10

>>53785612
>meat
>dairy
>carbs
>veggies
>the option to add rice and beans
Honestly as far as goyslop goes this isn't so bad. The worse thing about this is really the salt content.

>>53788401
kek

Carbohydrates are bad for you. CICO is false. Eat only animal foods (dairy in moderation) watch yourself become leaner, more muscular, have better consistent energy. Be able to eat one meal a day or less with ease. Go ahead and spend some hours actually looking at the nutrients in vegetables and see that they contain less and in less bio available forms than meat. Everything we've been taught is incorrect. Before you come at me you should know I also hold more chainlink than you and have a Japanese gf.

>>53785585
That’s at LEAST $9

Good thread OP
Jfl at all these retards worshipping nutrition without realising it is essentially a pseudoscience with zero reproducibility

>>53787214
Didn't the government declare pizza a vegetable itself

>>53787214
the dough has all the nutrients removed and the tomatoes are full of pesticides and the veggie oil is basically poison

>>53785517
>a greasy pizza will solve all of my problems
who the fuck made this?

>>53785517
Little caesars is too expensive. I go to golden corral and order the $7 pizza. It is way better, too.

>>53785517
I eat steak, carbs makes me bloat.
Thanks anyways, fats.
>>53785538
>This thread will be a litmus test. Take the bait and unironically reply? You're retarded. Simple as and herbs in options
WAH WAH WAH STOP HAVING FUN ON MY 4CHAN!
Nah, fuck off.
Pizza is terrible and you shouldn't eat that shit.

>>53785556
You're trying too hard to fit in, as if you're not even a few years older than zoomers.
Probably held back a year or two in school.
You're a very unintelligent and non unique person, drool.

>>53785585
Now thats a fucking brekki.

>>53789042
AND li'l Siezures cooks it for ya

>>53786620
>>53789353
>twas merely a shitpost!
>I'm just taking the bait for fun, honest!

>>53785517
Processed "food" isn't food. It doesn't satiate hunger, it stimulates hunger and leads to weight gain and obesity, obesity is caused by malnutrition. Eat real food for real nutrients.

>>53786693
Big kek

>>53789060
I lost 3 and a half stone since the summer by eating whole foods - get fucked you deceptive kike.

>>53789366
>double reply
A hurt dog hollers. You took the bait, saw my post, and are now upset L O L. Post hand, I can all but guarantee you're non-white

>>53785570
What about the additives and the excessive amount of salt

>>53785517
this is what makes a country bankrupt and creates a health crisis of diabetes stroke heart attack high blood pressure and everything else anon

>>53789353
>Nah, fuck off.
epic reddit/woman moment

>>53790098
Judaism does that to a country

>>53785517
thats too much carbs anon

>>53785589
hehehehe

>>53785585
I don't even want this hotdog now.

>>53789764
You lost weight by eating less Einstein

>>53785539
maybe if you're 9. but once you get to 25, you better stop eating processed garbage.

>>53785585
ngl that looks scrumptious fr fr and them eggs lookin CLEAN

SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH that meal BUSSIN

>>53785539
Nah. Having a fucked up endocrine system from eating garbage oils (which is in everything) can negatively effect your metabolism up to 10%. Now 10% may not seem like a lot, but an extra 200 calories as day is the difference between feeling good with enough energy, and feeling hungry with not much energy, while also being the difference between losing 10lb a year, or gaining 10lb a year.

>>53785517
I bet you easily can make a tastier, healtier and cheaper pizza on your own easliy.
The only thing it would cost you is like 300 calories of gutter oil and judaism.

>>53785585
I can’t believe everyone is saying this looks good.
>bacon underdone
>eggs greasy
>potatoes greasy
>meat is burnt
>sausages clearly from links

Gross dude. 1/5

>>53792297
And the egg yolk is fucking cooked through. What’s the point of having an egg and not being able to pop your own yolk? FUCK you mouth breathers piss me off. I could start a restaurant and cook amazing food but you fucking goyim think shit like that looks good? I should just make goyslop by the dozen and get rich.

>>53792297
>>53792314
quit pretending to be a retard it isn't funny

>>53792434
I’m being genuine. What about anything I said was wrong?

>>53785589

>American says pizza
>imagines factory made goyslop with pepperoni slices

Every time kek

>>53785538
/thread

>>53785517
you cannot live off of fast food calories. we had a whole meme movie about this, supersize me

>>53785517
speak for yourself. i just bought a ps2 and 13 games for $120.

the $5 pizzas are actually a good buy once in a while. i wouldnt eat them regularly obviously.