/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53774248
>senior accountant, permanently remote

>>53774248
I dropped out of HS and left home at 17. I'm richer than my parents at 32 now

>>53774248
>Senior Risk Manager, fully remote

>>53774248
Too dumb for pe?

>>53774248
>Breeder

>>53774248
>tax director, $220k salary at 34
Don't worry, it gets based

>>53774248
My sister is an accountant and makes over $200k per year. what are you whining about? I'm a graphic designer and people don't even want to pay me $40k

>>53774248
>accountant
>working in industry (fuck public)
>usually work 30 hours a week getting paid for 40
>remote
>just got a glowing performance review and a cash bonus
>earning $90k / year
Yeah bro, what a terrible job

>never worked a single day in my life (34yo)
>played WoW 18 hours a day for 6 years straight
>bought shitcoins in 2021
>sipping ginger tea in SEA with sugar baby rn
honk honk

>>53774248
aka soon to be unemployed due to AI

>>53774753
>that retard who doesnt know what accountants actually do
many such cases

>>53774753
If we get to the point where accountants and CPAs are losing jobs to AI, we'll have bigger problems than me losing my job

>>53774761
>>53774861
cope. Don't skimp the sauce on my Big Mac

>>53775164
hey wagie i noticed that profits are down so im gonna have to cut your base by 20% and suspend bonuses until further notice I KNOW I KNOW its just that the business really needs to tighten its belt btw i accidentally deleted your 401k and i need you to come in on saturdays for the next 6 months thanks man youre the best

>>53775208
Nothing A.I can't manage. You're just an overpaid excel spreadsheet. You are losing the job along with data scientists and radiologists. cope and seethe all you want. the day is coming

>>53774248
>Bull prepper

>>53775245
they said that ERPs would automate accounting
they said that excel would automate accounting
they said that power bi/tableau would automate accounting
they said that blockchain would automate accounting
they say that AI will automate accounting
guess what, i'm still here making your life a living hell.

>>53774248
>automation engineer

>>53774248
>web developer, Germany, city with no women, high taxes, fully remote, have to study for the rest of my life because needs keep changing frameworks
> 68k eur per year, saving 2200-2500eur per month, 86k eur invested, 7k in bank
I want to be rich and go back to Balkans. It's miserable here

>>53774715
Definitely doesn't help that I've seen you post multiple threads complaining about it before.

>>53774735
That's not a honk that's just luck and leveraging what you have. Making a few hundred thousand in a bullrun, saying "this is enough", selling the top and then moving to a country where the beer is cold and the pussy is warm and the rent is cheap. Then boomers wonder why young men are taking a few years off during this recession in this country where the pussy is expensive, the beer tastes like piss and everything costs too much.

>>53775245
The data scientists/engineers are literally the ones programming the AI my big brained friend.

>>53774733
>earning $90k / year
Kinda poor compared to IT, but you do you bub

>>53775523
Eventually the AI will learn to program itself and other AI. You clearly are uneducated on the subject.