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You will never be younger than you are right now

>> No.53768184

>>53768167
False per the Poincaré recurrence.

>> No.53768188

>>53768167
Unironically profound and made me think. Thanks, Pepe.

>> No.53768247

>>53768167
I look forward to my later thirties. I’m enjoying the ride right now and working on myself, fully confident that I will secure my finances and a beautiful young woman whom will give me children. One can age gracefully and enjoy a life well lived and well loved if the effort is put in.

>> No.53768275

>>53768167
when I realized this at 3 years old, I spiralled into a dark depression and started abusing substances

>> No.53768297

>>53768167
Yep. That's why I became a sex tourist. I fucked almost an entire family in the Philippines:

1) the 18 year old daughter, this all started with her. she was dtf a foreigner. 1 hour after meeting her I was barebacking her in my bed.
2) her 22 yo sister that I met while "dating" the 18 year old, she went behind her sisters back to get my creampie. Sister eventually found out. Drama....but we still fucked regularly.
3)the gay brother who was a ladyboy, sucked my dick and swallowed. Fucked him in the ass since he begged for it. Looked a lot like his sisters. 39kg and 5' 2". Prostate orgasm from being pounded. Pretty cute.
4)the 45 yo mom. I had known all of them for about two years at this point and she was well aware of what I was doing to her daughters. I seduced her and came inside of her.
5) the 35 yo aunt. I got her pregnant since she lived like 10minutes away and came over every day after he work to fuck and get a creampie. She was surprised she got pregnant (again). I wasn't. My kid from her is 4 years old now.
6) aunt 2. Met me through aunt 1. I fucked her while aunt 1 was in the other room. She knew. Begged me to cum inside of her. Had baby rabies since her sister was pregnant at the time and it was making her jealous.

Their other brother worked at sea on a ship so I couldn't get my hands on him. Dad was dead and probably rolling in his grave.

>> No.53768334

>>53768297
Oh dear this pasta looks disgusting, can I have a new order?

>> No.53768354
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>>53768297
the most based post on this entire site at the moment and probably in top 20 of all time

>> No.53768363

>>53768167
I'm feeling this with dating right now. If you're about to hit 30 soon and she's under 25-26 then you're absolutely fucked, unless you have money off course.

>> No.53769023

>>53768167
I wasted my 20's