/biz/ - Business & Finance

>6th planet from the sun
>Has a hexagon on it

The writers jumped the shark with this one.

>>53765712
Why is it always the over the top occult symbology with these tech behemoths?

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>>53765769
No one cares, LINKchuds

>>53765712
best nipple type imo

>>53765712
excited to get liquidated ?

>>53765820
No leverages positions my friend. I have 75% of my stack staked. The other 25% is to sell for an early retirement if we expload upwards.

>>53765756
"occultism" is just the fanclub, the real messaging is underneath

Giant macro transition back to greed, the year that CCIP launches? I'm ready.

Chainshit went from
>Oh I'm so excited for all these new developments
To
>I can't wait for the market to figure out chiainlinks exciting new developments

It's pathetic cope at this point. See you all back at under $7

>>53766002
love you too bro!

>>53765728
Ummm sweaty, Ceres is a real planet and is between Mars and Jupiter, which makes Saturn seventh.

>>53766391
Ceres will never be a real planet

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>>53765728
(((GOD)))

>>53766391
cwnbap

>>249130708
No. That's the worst.

>>53766391
>planets in Aquarius can indicate stubbornness and a desire to rebel against the norm.

>>53765861
Hey, honest question: are you at all nervous about LINK staking right now? I heard you can't pull out a single LINK until the next phase, whenever that is.. but I'm not caught up, either.

How good are the returns at the moment? I have a few thousand LINK collecting dust at the moment and am trying to think of ways to boost what I got. I'm crippled now, so I can't work, just looking for anything I can do in the interim

>>53765861
This is my plan as well with same same ratio

>>53765861
how many wallets?

>>53767700
dishonest pajeet with black nipples, are you nervous about toilets coming to mumbai?

>>53767700
it's not just the link returns, it's also the build tokens
but it's too soon to know how good our return will be

>>53768608
I'm thinking the overall return is going to be insane, but I'm a little nervous about committing a sizable chunk of my tokens. I had a ton of some other coins staked and didn't realize until waaay too late that they were frozen for two whole weeks. Now, I'm sitting on a huge pile of those, waiting for the coin to recover very slowly.

LINK is a much more solid investment, though. Maybe I should just dump like half into staking and hang onto the rest in a wallet?

>>53768646
Pools full buddy

>>53768913
$1000 EOY anyways so I guess I'll just sunbathe

>>53767700
Not nervous at all. This is what I signed up for years ago when I bought LINK. Fix your mindset. Dont try and "boost" your stack. Your few thousand LINK is a ticket to a better life for you and your family. Dont look for reasons to lose it. If you are not comfortable staking, then dont stake. That is an ok thing to do, and dont let anyone make you feel bad for doing what is right for you. If you are going to lose sleep every night your LINK is locked up do not do it. Your life is limited, and a year of dis-ease is not worth 4.75% a year + airdrops. Keep holding, we are all going to make it friend.

>>53769552
Get a load of this hopium sales lady high on her own farts.

>>53769552
Heh, was mighty tempted to swing many, many times when the prices were quite nice, but I've been hodling since 2018. Missed a few good opportunities, sold a very small amount near the top, but held onto the lion's share. I know that it's going to go very, very high, so I don't mind simply waiting.

If I was in a better position to do this waiting, I'd not hesitate to stake it up. Maybe in a few months I'll go ahead. Glad to hear a Marine locking in and gonna be loaded when we get to the moon, I'll be here when it happens.

>>53765712
everyone's gonna short BTC and send us to 30k

Ari Juels stormed into Chainlink Labs. Several people in white lab coats looked up to greet him but he did not break his powerful stride. Like an absolute madman Ari shot past them and headed for the central lab table where many ongoing and [redacted] Chainlink Labs research projects were conducted. He swung his arm across the table sending pages upon pages of white paper with obscure cryptographic work scattering in a white flurry as the other researchers gawked fundamentally dumbfounded.
“The numbers… the numbers…, he began slowly, his voice cracking at first before building to an awesome crescendo, “THESE NUMBERS ARE WRRRROOONNNGGG”. Ari’s Bane-like voice echoed around The Lab as dozens of researchers covered their ears in fright. A reverse intern had to scramble out of the way as he flung a molecule model representing the current state of the Chainlink Decentralized Oracle Network at the nearest wall with all his might shattering it into exactly seven thousand pieces. “Look at this!” he shouted at the researchers as they tried to hide behind their lack of work. Ari snatched up a bunch of papers from the central research table for emphasis, “Look at these numbers!!”
“How can we possibly accomplish great things with numbers like these?” Ari Juels demanded; his hands were shaking with fury as he tried to wring truth out of the noise presented on the scrunched up papers. “Pythagony!!!” he roared, coining a new word, falling to his knees in the center of The Lab and thrusting his hands into the air exacerbated. Researchers jostled for what few pencils there were in The Lab and tripped over themselves to jot down this iota of brilliance with their official Chainlink Labs branded clipboards, thank you kindly Rory, a portmanteau of Pythagoras and agony.

“T-This is what the data i-in-indicates, P-Professor Ju-Ju-Juels, umm, s-sir” another reverse intern attempted in a meek stuttering voice with a thick Indian accent. “Indicates? It indicates? Does it” Ari Juels wiped his forehead free from sweat and stood up. “The number is higher than 6.66 again damn it; it’s supposed to be 6.66 and stable. Do you think this is stable? Look at these candles! See here Trading View, look here Coinmarketcap, zoom in damn it see that one there its GREEN and that one there is RED. Do they look fundamentally stable? What does that indicate to you and your whole village?” Ari tossed pages and pages of important data from reputable websites on the ground like yesterday’s trash as he spoke. “Query LINK price, Oracle. Return physical data”
“Working…” Sigourney Weaver’s voice came over the comms acknowledging the request.
An antique ticket tape machine arduously printed out the information. Everyone watched in horror as Ari Juels tore off the tape and scrunched it up in his hand as hard as he could. Ari’s knuckles were as white as a cartoon ghost. The reverse interns shook with fear like leaves in a crisp fall breeze. When Ari opened his hand the other researchers were shocked to discover he had created a platonic solid out of the ticker tape. It was a perfect hexagonal prism.
“D-Does this mean…. Um… sir… that Phase 2(16) has now begun?” yet another reverse intern ventured. “Call it dumb luck, but those frog retards from our little internet cult experiment might win the game and become rich beyond their wildest dreams”. Ari Juels regained his composure as the others began to clean up the mess on the floor and salvage the precious research.

“Oracle, set price to discovery. Engage multi-sigs 5 through 16. Initiate Phase 2(16)” Ari ordered.
Sigourney Weaver’s voice came over the comms again in reply, “Oracle activated. Price set to discovery mode. Multi-sigs 5 through 16 have been engaged. Phase 2(16) has been initiated.”

>>53766391
Ceres is smaller than Pluto, nigger

Holy shit guys, I’m really excited too, because I thought about it for 5 seconds and realized there’s no reason to pay for a decentralized oracle network that requires staking when your chains mutable anyway. It costs money you don’t need to spend

Good tip for new friends, you could have fallen prey to this obvious scam so think for a minute before buying

>>53769784
Finally, someone gets it. You should send a copy of this post to Swift. It's important that they're made aware of this.

>>53769828
Tell them what, that nobody will use a prohibitively expensive service? That’s like telling Apple that their Apps are priced too high. Nobody will buy it

>>53769777
How in the fuck are these unchecked

>>53769699
checkkkkked. 81k comes after 30k

>>53766398
No one cares about Ceres

>>53769784
>>53769927
Who needs expensive apple phones when you have a Brick nokia dudee.

>>53770689
Uh, this is more like why spend extra money for the same thing.

>>53765728
They left clues like this all over.

>>53765712
SATURN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
SATURN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
SATURN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

>>53770724
Yeah they are both phones.

>>53770729
Can you give me the quick rundown, Jack?

>>53766998
You have no atmosphere, no moons. You are a space rock twisted by gravity into a crude mockery of a Solar Orbit.

>>53765728
Venus is the second planet and it has a double eye storm on the south pole

>>53765728
>>53771820
and I would not be surprised if it turns out that Earth had a triple storm on the poles around Hyperborean times

>>53771820
Surely this signifies the endowments of the little Venus I've called into my own world just in time for our great journey. I believe that this is my first time finding a key, though I assume many of you have experienced this before.

I will ride through the age of Aquarius with this woman as my anchor and my guide. I love her like I love my own life, and the sound of our finding each-other in this world echoed across all the universe.

Be well, fellow travellers. And thank you for the gifts you've given me.

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>>53769745
Lmao did you write this or is this AI...

>>53772250
"yes"

>>53771820
BOOBA!

Can anyone confirm if they can see my post? I think I got shadowbanned for the post below

Hey guys you know? Fudders are commonly from 3rd world countries, and 3rd world country people are very superstitious.

In theory, you could pay a shaman/witch/gipsy to put a curse (financial, health, or otherwise) on anyone that fuds chainlink, record the shaman while he performs the hex, and upload the webm in every thread where fud might occur. I can guarantee you any fud will stop within a week.

After that, only shilling will exists, and link will be free to pump to $200, as it should’ve happened in the previous bullrun before the nexo/celsius paid fudders started shitting the board.

So, pay $100 for a hex on all fudders, record it and link pumps. Not a bad ROI I’d say…

>>53772533
See
>>53771994

Message received, anon.

>>53772549
Thanks anon, I posted that in this thread and it was immediately deleted:
>>/biz/thread/S53772281#p53772378

That tells me it might be an extremely deterrent against fudders

>>53772581
Extremely good* deterrent

>>53772581

Interesting. What I would say is this: we are all masters of our own domain. If you interact with bad energies -- even for the express purpose of denigrating them in the eyes of others -- you allow them into your mind and thus your subjective universe. The only way to stay on the true path is to tune these energies out. Guard your state of thoughtful indifference as you would guard your most valuable possession. Become above and beyond the goods and evils of this world of illusion.

Perhaps the moderators of this domain see this and remove your sentiment from our town square so as to prevent it from unbalancing your fellow seekers of the truth.

Or perhaps the jannies of this world are indeed faggots, as they are in all times and places. Again, we see the eternal hivemind of human voices arriving at a fundamental truth concerning those who exercise power over others.

>>53765728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4
Dirty cotton picker niggers!

>>53772250
AI-assisted with substitutions clearly

>>53768603
Kek

>>53772649
My nigger, how would hexing fudders derail linkies from the truth? You’d be allowing evil take root if you don’t take action. They’re harming your investments, and thus, your future, your family and most importantly, keeping you busy wagecucking so as to halt your transcendence by not allowing you time to study the methods to ascend, and you want to “tune out” these energies? I dunno man, what side are you on?

>>53772649
And for this eternal public record:

I hereby declare that I do not give my permission for any living being to manipulate or cause harm to my body, mind or soul.

I do not consent to any act of coercion offered by any party public or private, including decrees, demands, ultimatums, entrapments, or laws/rules declared absent participatory public debate. I will follow the natural laws of my society, as did my father and his father before him. I will scorn the insulting bureaucracy and rule-by-decree of our Political Class.

I will advocate for the separation of Culture and State. I will point and laugh at those who designate themselves "Lawmakers" in the media they control. I understand that digital access to global markets will set me free from those who seek power over my life.

I have not, do not and will not participate in the the elite's "Great Reset" or "4th Industrial Revolution" pageantry, though I have a duty to remain informed about what happens in our world.

Harassment directed towards my person, my property or my voice by any party is an attack against the Vox Populi, which is sacred to our civilization and must be defended.

I don't consent to:

-Digital IDs controlled by third parties
-Forced Vaccinations
-Vaccine passports
-A cashless society or its digital equivalent
-Attacks against free cryptocurrencies
-Demonetization
-Social Credit Scores
-FATF regulations used as sword instead of shield
-Civil forfeiture
-Taxation for services I do not use
-Regulations that stifle the free enterprise of free people
-Mandatory quarantines of healthy people
-Mandatory voting

ALL CONSENT IS REMOVED: I WILL NOT VOTE AND GIVE MY IMPLICIT CONSENT TO THE POLITICAL CLASS AND THEIR SYSTEM. I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING GOVERNED SAVE BY THE WILL OF MY OWN CLEAN CONSCIENCE IN THIS WORLD.

ALL KARMA SHALL FALL AGAINST THOSE WHO VIOLATE MY CONSENT; GOD SEES ALL VIA THE INTERNET OF THINGS MAN HAS CREATED.

>>53772533
>Hey guys you know? Fudders are commonly from 3rd world countries, and 3rd world country people are very superstitious.

>In theory, you could pay a shaman/witch/gipsy to put a curse (financial, health, or otherwise) on anyone that fuds chainlink, record the shaman while he performs the hex, and upload the webm in every thread where fud might occur. I can guarantee you any fud will stop within a week.

KEK

>>53772744
Fren, we must learn to release these things from ourselves. These people and these entities mean nothing to us -- you win by demonstrating that they mean nothing to you. You win the moment you understand what you hold.

Those suppressing the prices of truly valuable assets work against a very primal human instinct: that which tells a person to acquire valuable resources at little relative cost. There’s simply not enough power in the world to suppress this basic survival instinct -- this spirit of rising above the world's mire -- at the scale of millions of human beings forever if the asset in question has true value.

Once you've won the markets' game of chess (and both of us know that you already have, to a greater or lesser extent), rise from the board and attend to your own garden. Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. There are forms of wealth far beyond the monetary to be had in this world, if you centre yourself, identify value, and then reach out to it.

>>53772869
You’re either a naïve person or are deceiving on purpose.
>Yeah bro turn the other cheek bro
>Just let the fudders financially obliterate you bro!
>You’re better than them bro! They will probably feel BAD! HMMMMM???

You’re everything that’s wrong in this world, a passive vermin determined to kill the drive of people wanting to improve their lives. You are a net negative in the universal karmic balance and shall be judged once your soul stands before the gatekeepers of pleroma

>>53766391
I used to buy a lot of power tools at Ceres until they closed.

>>53772961

I can only show you the path -- you must choose whether to follow it. Be well, anon.

>>53772795
I’m not even kidding, have you seen how many people reply to those “or your mother dies on her sleep” posts? 4chinks is extremely superstitious, you can most definitely kill all fudders by posting a hex video every day until link is $200

People don’t want you to know, but spread the word about this and see link pump in price

>>53771994
>>53772649
i like you anon, always good to see you in the threads.
>>53772961
kek. the irony of someone wanting to use dark magic on internet trolls talking about karmic balance. fudders will get whats coming, that i am certain of.

>>53767700
Sorry to say but you missed the staking pool being open by a few months now. It filled up over a few days back in December. So you don't have to worry about whether you should stake or not lol. If new pools/more capacity opens up in the future you should consider it then

>>53773131
Just sayin’, just a theory. A GAME THEORY NIGGAS

>>53773275
were you truly ready for massive wealth in may 2021? like truly ready for it? I thought i was but through the lessons ive learned since the peak USD price of chainlink, i am thankful for the time it allowed me to build up myself. I am now ready for it. Does your game theory analysis incorporate the fact that the world revolves around me?

>>53766391
>smaller than the moon
oh nonono

>>53773156
>It filled up over a few days back in December
More like a few hours.

>>53773314
The world revolves around you because you’re massively FAT

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>>53773397
Fuck you

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>>53773471
Why are you trying to derail the thread, fatty?

Token not needed

>>53773616
I am not doing it you stupid nigger. Now answer this question

> what are you a nigger

>>53773802
What’s your name bro?

>>53773823
Uh oh, lardass got angryyyy hehe

>>53771994
Giwtwm

>>53771809
Underrated

haha sorry bro just had to dump btc randomly no association pure coincidence nothing personal haha