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Wat do?

>> No.53764989

short LINK

>> No.53764994

>>53764971
Tbqh I'd just deposit it to Pokerstars and grind low stakes MTTs

>> No.53765019

>>53764971
short ROSE with 10x right now, easy peasy

>> No.53765030

>>53764971
2 grams of coke cook it into 3g of crack sell 10 rocks for 15 cause crack heads are stupid. Bam 450. Do that again one more time and boom youll have like 1200 or something.

>> No.53765039

>>53764971
Gamble using BTC futures with x20/x50 leverage

>> No.53765076 [DELETED] 

>>53764971

Literally this
>>53764448

>> No.53765079

>>53764971
suck 20 dicks

>> No.53765097

Take out $200 of my own money from the bank and go down to the casino and hit 4x on the $300 I walked in with

>> No.53765131

You niggers need to learn to gamble effectively, I've been fleecing my local gambling house for tons a few times a month for the past few years

>> No.53765142

>>53765131
How? Poker?

>> No.53765306

>>53764971
Lie and give the frog $1000. He tries to pull this again through and I'll go full nig and ambush him next we meet.

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53765376

>>53765306
>Standing in line to shill some coins tonight
>And there's a cute frog
>Pepe frog
>By the way I tried to say I'd be there

>> No.53765431

>>53764971
Sell courses on how to turn $100 into $1000 in 10 days.

>> No.53765435

>>53764971
I make $1000 in 2 days at work

>> No.53765446

>>53765435
What's your job?

>> No.53765477
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>>53764971
Get on my knees and pray to the Lord for He can take away all my worries. Yes, Lord! He would show me the way, Lord! He provides.

https://youtu.be/wDgmJFw6F64

>> No.53765671

>>53765446
Pro cocksucker

>> No.53765693

>>53764971
Buy blur unironically

>> No.53765700

>>53764971
Buy bitcoin.

>> No.53765738

>>53764971
short

>> No.53766070

>>53765030
There's other expenses like ammo, bicarb.

>> No.53766101

Grab the gun and shoot the frog

>> No.53767706

Buy samurai coin wait until end of February

>> No.53767844

>buy meth
>sell meth
>???
>1k

>> No.53767876

>>53764971
draw a 0 on the $100 bill

>> No.53767889

>>53765376
i fucking love this man
i just hate the fact that hes old and will eventually die not too long from now :(

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53767898

>he needs help in crypto
Bro it's easy. Look at bitcoin price now. Then look at bitcoin price before now. If you buy any shitcoin it will go up when bitcoin goes back to before now

The fuck is so hard about this

>> No.53767974

>>53764971
buy premium knee pads and get to work pronto

>> No.53768595
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53768595

>>53767844

That's a crime!

>> No.53768649

Short like there is no tomorrow

>> No.53768673
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>>53764971
Scalp eth futures on 70x margin. Ive done this dozens of times. Its easy to do 100 or 200 to 2 or 3k. Once you get over 10k 70x margin scalping stops working because the exchange begins to i clude you in its liquidation calculations and tries to make sure you lose. Scalping becomes less efficient. Also greed gets the better once u start salivating

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>>53764971
$100
so thats a take of gas in my truck
Should be able to use cregs list and facebook to get some odd jobs moving stuff or taking trash to the dump. Should be able to pull $1000 profit after expenses if a work sun up to sun down for 10 days.

>> No.53768953

>>53764971
Ok this is niche but it works out. In Scotland they call turnips neeps, look it up. One of the largest agriculture companies is launching a new additives range for Scottish turnips on Monday. Buy long on Neep Adds.

>> No.53768987

>>53764971
>Wat do?
suck some dick.

>> No.53769175

I make one of those YouTube short montages where I trade people stuff until $100 is $1000 ezpz