/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bullard can't rule out deez nuts.

>I GOT A LICENCE TO HEEM
>AND YOU KNOW I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR CALLS
>(GOT A LICENCE TO HEEM)
>GOT A LICENCE TO HEEM (TO HEEM)
>ANYONE WHO TRIES WHO TRIES TO PUMP US UPWARD
>(GOT A LICENCE TO HEEM)
>OOOO-OOOOOH
>LICENCE TO... HEEEEM

*heavy doom metal begins playing in the background

HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME SER?

>>53749848
>WHO TRIES WHO TRIES
I fucked up

kek AMD baggies

>>53749833
Tricked!

thank you for shorting the bottom. would you like to play again?

>>53749870
we like to play some game and have a bit of fun around here

Fuck yeah, another green day.

>>53749492
I think they were unprepared for tax help questions

WE'RE HEALING BULLS, DON'T LET THE SHORTIES WIN!! BUY SHARES NOT CALLS AND HOOOOOODDDDLLLLL

>>53749852
I think I may have that feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOn7uCux0uc
Let me know if it needs some sound board tweaking

Gentle reminder that DOLE is up over 1%.

>>53749879

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

What did you buy /smg/?

Heading home after a job interview. What do I long and short once there, /smg/?

I'm running out of money to slurp bros
Might start dipping into my savings

>>53749903
I just cracked open my 2nd monster of the morning ama

>>53749899

Lots of red

>>53749903
That's actually my image that I personally created. How dare you use it without paying me royalties.

Why the fuck is the market pumping? We can never pick a direction longer than 30 minutes, completely rigged and fake

>webull warns me if I sell a trade before profits settle I could get a GFV
um.. robinhood never did this and I could trade profits from one stock to the next forever in the same day. How am I supposed to appeal to my ADHD and FOMO and lose all my profits the same day I get them if I have to worry about my account status?

oh neato down 50% on my 0dte puts in 10 min

>>53749897
Warning, not for those who may be easily impacted by creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PPcnmO76rg

>>53749933
here, have a rare pepe this is worth approximately 400 million rupees

DXY falling again...what's that meaning?

>>53749945
the dump was fake because it was triggered by a fed saying 50 bps who had no voting privileges

Reminder to buy every dip until Feb CPI and March FOMC at a minimum.

Is there a way to keep my indicators loaded on tradingview for all the symbols I'm watching? It's annoying to have to wait for them to load when I swap through the symbols to see if there are any good entries

Stupid BOBO betting against America!

>Clap you stupid bastards!

>>53749959
Ok so Bullard was trying to sound tough, why did billions evaporate then?

WILL YOU FUCKIN BURGER STOP PUMPING ALL YOUR MONEY INTO EUROPE?

>>53749976
>Stupid BOBO betting against America!

>>53749959

Yeah i was wondering why people were scared of a guy who couldn't even vote on it

>>53749919
Have you tried the new Green Ultra Zero.

>>53749979
No. I want a cute euro anime gf

>>53749979
No, I need to import a busty Eastern Euro whore.

>>53749834
> new YouTube CEO is another Pajeet
I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

What a nice dip to slurp.

>59 consecutive years of dividend growth

Americans; why is Lanc so little discussed? I never see anyone holding and I never hear about this company in Europe or on American TV. Do you see their products everywhere? Are they good?

>>53750023
just when you think the world can't get any worse

>>53749947
>>53750023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA0-ZBodwbw

>>53749929
>TSLA green
Is this the most bobo wrecking stock in history? Bill Gates shorted, Burry shorted, Pelosi shorted, Blackrock shorted and yet here we are

>>53749959
>>53749978
>>53749988
Stop lying your ass off, it wasnt just him

>Cleveland Fed President Loretta Mester said in a speech Thursday morning she would have favored raising interest rates by 0.50% earlier this month, saying the Fed still has more work to do to bring down inflation.

Why does TastyWorks put a FIVE DAY fucking hold on ACH deposits. Fucking rabbis.

As I stated earlier, DXY is once again serving as the sacrifice that'll bring stocks to green.

Do not underestimate the DXY fade during US trading hours. Foreigners may be rushing to the US dollar, but the US consensus trade is still to escape the dollar. These overnight pumps will continue to fade away every time until something serious changes the narrative.

>>53750015
>>53750004
BUT YOU BURGER HAVE NO FASHION SENSE AND WOMEN HATE THAT, EVEN ANIME GFs

>>53750052
TSLA was down almost 70% peak to trough. People just made the mistake of shorting it once "animal spirits" came back into the market due to a negative CPI print + Janet Yellen easing since October. Don't short cult stocks, it's not worth the risk.

BUDDY CHECK THE DOW HISTORY

TQQQ

>>53749929
> KO green
yep
> sip

DOLE still up over 1%

>>53750077
AI robot women are perfectly fine with how I dress.

Theta gang is so universally hated because of days like today. Kill it with fire

>>53750077
>Fashion sense
Who gives a shit? We don't do your silly metrosexual style here. I will wear mesh gym shorts and she WILL like it.

where did we go wrong...

I’m never going to financially recover from this

>>53750074
yeah, until the yields are high enough to just park the cash in it.

>>53750102
DELUSIONAL

>>53750023
How much worse can a poo-in-loo be over a woman honestly? At least poocels hate women as much as we do.

>>53750100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOKLJfO_Jc

>>53750112
FBA Bros BTFO

>>53750077
Some of my shirts don't have tendie kentchup stains on them though what more can a woman want

>>53750112
Somebody do a Vocaroo trying to read this.

I'd also like to point out that lumber is declining once again.

THIS IS IT

>>53750100
Slurped some VTI and SCHD.

Up 30% at open. I'm going to sleep so well today lads.

>>53750057
Yet the market did not move on that, it moved on Bullard
Also you have actual voters saying 25 bps, so again fake dump

Uh bros? There was supposed to be a green reversal wtf

Techtrannies I don’t feel so good…

>>53750147
Dude has the wrong facial expression.

>>53750155
It's only just hit 10:30. Reversal is coming shortly.

Oil has no place being this low

>>53750152
Mester is an actual voter you retard

Wow the dollar is trading like a shitcoin.

>>53750130
I understand. Remember, the long game is where it pays off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk

>>53750168
I think you might've missed the 60m barrel inventory build over the past 6 weeks.

>>53750152
>Bullard isn't bullish
I fucking hate these writers, man.

How is this happening on absolutely NO NEWS?!?!

>>53749946
Use Tasty

>>53750138
What the fuck is that thing??!

buy BOIL

Bananas are all I got to comfort me in these trying times.

>>53750181
Moving one inventory to another inventory and calling it a build isn’t real mr Biden

>>53750122
That's just like your opinion man.

When is the crash starting? I was told we're due for a depression. I don't want to buy the top.

>>53750198
Do this look bullish to you???

Jesus on CNBC BUY BUY BUY

NOTHING can stop this rally until Feb CPI and March FOMC.

>>53750217
>Jesus on CNBC
??

>>53750215
yeah look at it again in 3 months chud

>>53750217
CNBC is a literal Wall street tout network it should be considered entertainment only

Holy shit niggas are slurping

You anon's who bought SKYT puts, how does it feel betting against America?

>data dependent
>AI market

BOIL

snibbed.com

>>53750138
I had enough internet for the day. peace out guys!

>>53750208
It is when there are zero plans to ever refill the first inventory.

>>53749834
Just spent my last monies on 1100 BBBY to try and recover mass losses from BOIL. plz got just little bit of squeeze from bbby

>>53750198
I have a slurpy buy-order at 4,5 anon :)

STOP REDEEMING NVDA COMPUTER BENCHODES

>>53750214
We are still HARD in denial right now. They are literally making up cope about a No Landing scenario and everyone is telling them how retarded that is. Could kick off next week or in a few years.

Send theta gang to the Lion pit

>>53750214
The crash was supposed to happen but then retail and everyone else keeps dog-piling into 0dte causing like a cholesterol build up in the markets arteries preventing a crash from actually happen.

>>53750252
very based anon

>>53750249
>BBBY & BOIL
Your gonna make it, anon
(to the bankruptcy courts, that is)

>>53750249
see
>>53749751

>>53750240
Why do you care about being boiled? You are stone

>>53750261
See you on the green fren

>>53750258
shut the fuck UP you retards, retail is 5% of 0DTE trades. Holy fuck you are doing the work of those kikes

I would like to announce that I DO respect everyone in this thread.

>>53750196
>What the fuck is that thing??!
yes

>>53750283
that's the retail schizo poster. everything that happens to due to retail.

>>53750283
There is an UNPRECEDENTED AMOUNT of 0dte trades not just from RETAIL but also JEWS and KIKES and OLD MONEY and SATANISTS and FOREIGNERS

>>53750258
Its not retail. Everyone is piling in because they don't want to miss out like they did in 2020.

Aqua ohio (owned by Essential utilities WTRG) announced their water is good to go.

>>53750296
Wtf, you can't say that here!

Why are puts so much cheaper?

Man the SOXL chart looks miserable

>>53750304
I don't know who has a penis in this video.

>>53750296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQPRFqWPWgE

Time to short the fuck out of LUNR

So if inflation is surging again why is oil crashing?

What the fuck is happening now, niggas be rotating out of techtranny shit and back into boomer stocks?

>>53750304
My mind is blown by the fact that this might not be people dieted and dressed up for a movie but they actually look like this in everyday life. Also the markets are hilarious these days. I'm not touching stocks, we're seeing japan again here people

I have officially FOMO'd back into BOIL

>>53750344
possibly the dumbest question that's ever been asked in the history of /smg/

>>53750344
Because people expect DXY to go up.

>>53750304
holy shit zoomers were a mistake

>>53750356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

SOXS

WE GAAN

>>53750376
Post the official version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

US INDICES DOWN, DAX HOLDS

lmao

>>53750344
Oil dumps into a crash after a massive run up.

I remain bearish for the forseeable future

>>53750344
Inflation surge=>Recession fears=>Demand down
Cmon anon

Do I take profits on SQQQ or let that bitch ride nawmsayin?

>>53750389
Holy shit.

>>53750283
>>53750258
>0dte
What's the significance with 0dte options all of a sudden?
What are they supposed to change in the markets?
Isn't it pretty much just day-to-day gambling on binary outcomes?

>>53750395
Remember when they said Germany was done for

>>53750418
Oh my god the jugs

>>53750389
>>53750399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm3Nh3bvS14

>>53750421
Turkmany is stronger than ever!

the SPY chart is the perfect manifestation of pain and confusion

>>53750395
Remember the "SHORT FTSE100" guy?

Lol, lmao

>>53750420
No one has any idea where the markets are going and there is no where to put your money anymore like you could in previous bear markets since those places are taking a hit as well. They are just giving up and buying lottery tickets now.

>>53750249
Please don't tell me you're the 80% loss guy last thread

>>53750023
This. Pajeets and Pajeetas are so fucking arrogant and smell bad, brown skin shitting up white places

>>53750447
I wonder what ever became of him

>>53750450
Treasuries is where you should be putting your money

>>53750421
Always comes back stronger
Just loaded up on Mercedes stock

>>53750415
I was told there were supply issues

>>53750420
The significance is that market makers have to hedge them buy buying / selling underlying shares. Increasing volatility.

>>53750447
>>53750457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI

>don't fight the tape

For the indices, the IV premium on 0DTE calls/puts around the money is literally double the IV premium of 1DTE options at the same strike. How is it not profitable to just buy 1DTEs and sell at the start of the expiry day with the inflated IV? Just don’t be wrong on direction

GO VIX

GO VIX

GO GO GO VIX

>>53750493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_gs4gCyGKs

SLURPCHADS WHERE WE AT

>>53750501
Are you sure it's not just an interface error with not properly counting time left in the day?

>>53750447
no, haven't seen him, but FTSE ATH is lmao.

>>53750447
Yup & I remember warning that fool extensively about it. He rejected all reasons. Some men you just can't reach.

kek people bought NVDA with a 90 p/e and AMD with a 100 p/e. Historically, p/e is extremely relevant to investors. People in this very thread didn’t think it mattered

>>53750447
Yeah, he was some Maori kid from New Zealand, AKA Buy Puts Now. He may have legit roped.

>>53750198
>>53750215
unironically the lower it goes the higher it will go with more shut-ins

>>53750493
>You can spot, for instance, where the buying is only a trifle better than the selling. A battle goes on in the stock market and the tape is your telescope. You can depend upon it seven out of ten cases.

What’s this trend called?

>>53750533

>>53750524

Maybe, but I checked all ATM QQQ outs and they were sitting at 50-60 IV, while same strike 2/20s were 20-25 IV. That’s a huge difference in contract price. When I change the IV of the 1DTEs they dramatically increase in value even on expiry day. Maybe I’m dumb and missing something

>>53750564
Double camel

>>53750533
>>53750545
>>53750566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH1BYed6xc

SOXL holders you beclown yourselves

>>53750584

2/21s* obviously

>>53750564
Thats a classic AOA
Ahhhh
Ohhhh
Ahhhh

>>53750584
Does anyone trade options on options?

>>53750520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy6IgUBpE0
>I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
>I WON'T PUY MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER
>THERE WILL BE NO WHITE FLAG ABOVE MY DOOR
>I'M IN LOVE AND ALWAYS WILL BE

Congrats on the 30% return over 5 years you boomer retards lol

>>53750605

>>53750612
im up 30% since jan 1st actually

>>53750612
Post your loses.

>>53750605
I trade options on options on options

Heh

>>53750612
Congrats on the -80% return over 5 days you zoomer retard. Now go beg mommy for a sip of Coca Cola

>>53750489
>is that market makers have to hedge them buy buying / selling underlying shares
WELL ACKSCHUALLY...
no, really, hear me out here.
This is a fallacy. Take your picrelated for example.
Two thirds of the picture talks about SPX and VIX options, which are both cash-settled. So there are dollars exchanged in their settlement, no share of stock.
"Total US call volume" might include stock options as well, which of course are deliverable.

It's crucial to make this distinction.

>>53750605
Yes, second derivative options measure the acceleration of the market, just like first derivative "standard" options measure its velocity.

>>53750335
thanks i'm financially ruined

>>53750612
don't bully the boomers

>>53750605
degens trade options on leveraged ETFs do they not?

>>53750607
Isn't that the SNL chick? Can't remember her name. Much nicer form than I would have expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSYGIljR6sQ

My lil energy stocks be doin a lil sum sum and by sum sum I mean dumpin

>>53750605

TSLA please die and stay die

Could bears hurry up. I am sitting here with my dick in my hand and its still above pre fomc meeting prices

>>53750669
Bully the boomers. Bully the zoomers. Bully the millennials. Bully the bullies.

>>53750689
I am verbally abusing my stock as much as possible anon. These things take time

>>53750418
how old was she in that picture?

>>53750632
Nice boobers

>>53750678
>>53750616
>call on put option
>a.k.a. caput option

>BOIL
I am so glad I sold puts on this hot garbage instead of going all in. DO NOT BUY BOIL, LET IT DIE, I am certain it's not worth the ulcers the poor souls who are bagholding it are experiencing right now.

>>53750717
I think it's recent? IDK I saw milf titties and saved.

>>53750696
Wow just wow so regressive

>>53750717
late 40s at least, though the stare gets me into the 50's.

>>53750735
BULLY THE EMPATHS

Yesterday I lied about thinking the song “smooth criminal” was an alien ant farm original. I got like 5 (You)s out of it. My most successful ruse was claiming to have ordered solar panels off of wish.com only to receive a rubber circle. I used a box that said sun power, it was actually a brand of junction box. For the rubber disk I used a pump diaphragm

>>53750648
Great way to put it

>>53750743
NOOOO IM SENSITIVE

>>53750744
why are you like this

>>53750744
you earned those (You)'s

>>53750418
>>53750676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBHXxiZyZM

>>53750744
I will give you a (you) for being honest about your sins

>>53750744
>Not The Ataris did Boys of Summer

>>53750744
Is it michael jackson’s ?

>>53750676
holy hell, why didn't I short that

>>53750744
We used to use dixie cups as quick pour forms for a high grade epoxy. Those could work to help you make those female plugs? I admit, the average dixie cup is pretty large.
>>53750782
First done by Nat King Cole in a little bar in Kansas.

>>53750766

I've lost $47,000 trading BOIL

>>53750797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-UctiSM5s

The last time I successfully trolled on 4chan was years ago on /sp/. I said I was trying to lose weight by eating Subway like Jared. I said I was eating 3 footlong cold cut combos with extra cheese a day and so far I wasn't really losing any weight, but I was going to stick with it. The amount of serious replies I actually got was surprising.

Slurped the HON dip.
This is the bottom.

>>53750807
that's decent bait desu

>>53750807
/sp/ is a compendium of braindead gorilla nigger retards.

t. occasional /sp/ poster

>>53750799
I've profited 47k

>>53750605
they're called stocks

>>53750818
That's a weird way to hold a turtle.

>>53750799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-gWGlf_VrY

>>53750835
It's a tortoise.

>>53750818
It was way more fun 10-12 years ago or so, that's for sure

>>53750807
You must be trolling right now

>>53750605
>a CDO of a CDO
that's fucking crazy

>>53749976
FUCK America

Die soxl, die

>>53750844
Checked and correct.

WEAK ASS BURGERS; WHERE'S THE PUMP?!

btw, what do you mean with OPEX? Today expire monthly options?

stop replying to retards holy fuck

>>53750849
THOU SHALT NOT TROLL ON /SMG/
Now seriously, why are we dumping on literally no news?

>>53750849
Jokes on him. I actually did exactly that about a decade ago. I ate literally 5 plates of food at every meal. Then I ran for an hour and a half every day. Never been in better shape.

The death threats worked. I sent some emails to the largest market makers in America.

Why europe is not dumping? CAC and DAX dont give a shit about us

>>53750878
I didn't get one.
Dissapointed.

>>53750057
Loretta can’t vote either

>>53750849
100% serious, I wouldn't lie to /smg/

>>53750873
>>53750878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLg0C86_hZs

Why don’t you guys have a nice DOLE banana?

>>53750799
You invested

>>53750884
next week friend. EU and germany CPI coming

CAM ON BURGERS; PAAAAAAMP IT

>>53750905
Because publix has been selling chiqueefas the last week. I snagged some dole fruit cups and I’ll get some bananas when they have doles back in stock. Thinking about poisoningy neighbors banana tree as well

BYE BYE TSLA

i think I will cover at 180

SOXSuncles....

>>53750895
Okay, I believe you, but it’s still unbelievable. You might be pretty good at trolling.

>>53750925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI

>>53750933
Stay loyal to DOLE, ok?

tumbling tumbling tumbling down...

>>53750932
with what? they've all maxed out their credit cards.

>>53750950
I like dole so much that I bought some in my Roth. And my Roth is usually restricted to dividend aristocrats and spy only

>>53750175
She can’t vote until 2024 dumbass

So assume I have $200 to spend
What‘s the most surefire way to turn that into $2000 in a month

>>53750977
Las Vegas

>>53750977
Buy some kneepads and go to a rest stop

My soxs are so comfy

>>53750938
I wonder if my hair will now start to grow back after a full month of being heemed

>>53750950
>>53750968
Another top signal. Dole will sink from this day till this guy sells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVq1zZC1pY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53751006
This time for sure man

How retarded is this shit? A couple NON VOTING Fed members say unfounded hawkish bullshit and billions evaporate? Lmao what fucking nonsense. Cannot fucking wait for someone else completely random to come out over the weekend and calm everyone down again.

>>53750964
1 trillion debt is NOT enough!

I’m literally losing so much money. Lol.

>>53751018
News dont move the markets

Damn it so gooooood, anon.

>>53751008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofGTfGeJy0

>>53751018
the billions never existed, or maybe this is the attempt at recovering some of it kek

OUTTA MY WAY CYCLICALS FUCKIN SHITS

>>53751018
kek baggie

thred theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

>>53751018
Who cares? Just fuckin buy.

Is $93k at 27 y/o in a low CoL state a decent salary?

>>53751044
based song poster

Put your faith in our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KFQ8nsNFw

>>53751033
This. It is a well established fact that no news is the main mover of the market.

APOLOGIZE.

>>53751055
I did buy, and I'll keep buying, I just hate this faggot ass volatility. If Big Money could just stick to a single fucking thesis for longer than 24 hours I wouldn't complain about red days. It's just nonsensical to explain a dump like this with "oh a non-voting Fed member said something spooky!!!"

>>53750970
close enough

>>53751055
>>53751060
>>53751054

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdLorRhZutg

Good morning /smggers/

>>53750895
tldr but a lot of seethe

>>53751084
Explain a recent pump

>>53751092
howdy partner.

I'm thinking about buying Google and selling it again when it goes up $3. Like I did earlier this week

>>53750447
>>53750551
lol is that really the buy puts now guy?

>>53751018
ECB Villeroy : We Have Clearly Passed The Neutral Rate And Are Now In Restrictive Territory
.
ECB Nagel Doesn’t See Interest Rates at Restrictive Level Yet

ECB Schnabel Says Not Easy To Say If ECB Policy Is Already Restrictive

All in one day.

>>53751112
I thought I was going to do that with amzn but their p/e is like negative 250, and now I’m bag holding it

>>53751099
Inflation clearly peaked last year, "supply chain issues" clearly peaked last year, retail is almost entirely shaken out, Powell has gone dovish, etc etc. Only a fucking retarded bear cherrypicking data would be pessimistic at this point.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>53751133
>Only a fucking retarded bear cherrypicking data would be pessimistic at this point.
>please believe my cherry picked data about inflation peaking last year!
haha retard baggie

new
>>53751149
>>53751149
>>53751149

>>53751099
>>53751108
>>53751133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIyI-OYHaE

>>53751126
It's because they have no clue either, but they cant say that.

>>53750799
I wouldn't take losses just yet, wait until next winter the price will go back up. And you can hold until summer 24 should be a lot of price action for 25 lng pumpage.

Just remember energy is increasing with EVs and cutting of coal, green energy cannot compete.

>>53751155
too soon.

>>53751173
"ECB's Villeroy: We need to aim to be more predictable with our communication"

That he did say too today. They are as clueless, as ever.

>>53750799

>>53750322