/biz/ - Business & Finance

buttsex

>>53745839
More diversity so it's not literally the same guy crashing the trains lol

>DXY

>>53745864
I BNOGUHT0 THAT SHRSAOOM STOCK THAT EWAVERYONE HAS BEENA ESHILLING AND WNOW IM TRIPPIN DICKS SOMWEONE SENSD HELP I TOOK LIKE 5G

BOBO POSTING

AHHHHH ALL CAPS POSTING

>>53745888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UsCLYHIIM

Why are futures dumping right now? PPI really that bad?

Reminder that "blue chip" now refers to 0DTE options.
Only degen gamblers buy "stocks".
>HOGS
The SHORTS WILL PAY FOR THIS LADDER ATTACK

I'm just gonna come out and say it...
I'm NOT a fan of crypto scams

>>53745937
Aggressive Fed talk, spurred by PPI and strong retail/jobs growth, means DXY (>>53745888 >>53745922) is absolutely skewering Euros, Limeys, and Nips. Strong dollar => everything else down.

>>53745922
>>53745888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

Can the BoJ do something unexpected tonight so DXY hits 106 tomorrow.

>>53745937
CPI, Retail Sales, PPI were all hot. It took Bullard and Meester to slap the 0DTE clowns out of their gambling

>>53745864
Dumping my high debt goyslop WEN for some healthy fruits DOLE. WEN taste good but fuck man do they operate on too much debt

Is the bond market going to totally collapse?

>>53745959
I’ve flagged probably 50 threads tonight as scams now jannies, not a single one has come down. Do ur fukin job

>>53745962
>strong retail/jobs growth
muahaha

>>53745989
Im afraid it already has

>>53745989
yes buy TMV

>>53745989
>>53746058
or better yet, short euro on 20x leverage and buy TMV with the credit

>>53745877
Do u have the DLC?
Camp Trelawney has an incredible island, it will become your essential metropolis
Pic absolutely rel

futures.

SA-ALE
ONE DAY SA-A-A-ALE
FRIDAY ONLY AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE

I'm doing my taxes. I will never sell a security again. Fuck this shit.

50 bepis rising

>>53746103
Just auto-import the 1099...?

>>53746072
haven't played Anno since Anno 1404 came out like 10 years ago. Played for hundreds of hours it was impossible to put down. seeing your screenshot makes me want to get into it again

>Buy and hold

I..In twenty years I’ll be up money

>>53746128
…. With indexes, plus dividends, before inflation, maybe…..

What are the safest dividend stocks? Or should i just do ETFs?

>>53746072
I guess option b is also abandon old world and go try and be an early colonizer and lock down the cape to prepare for crownfalls. I dont want to build it until I have everything unlocked.

>>53745786
Im 33. What I meant is that I'm a solo guy amd not part of the banking cartel, so I have no insider knowledge, nor the resources to buy hundreds of assets when people capitulate. I only have another 20 to 30 years tops, and its not like the things I have today can be leveraged for cheapies later, since it would mean selling.

>what assets do you have
6k cash, 70 WMT, maybe 8k in other equities. Only have 60k total on all assets no debt

>>53746021
>>53745962
For reference

>>53745959
all crypto is a scam though

>>53745991
Last week, I got a 3 day ban for "racism" for saying no no things about jews. I can say nigger all I want, and no ban?
HOW CAN I BE RACIST AGAINST JEWS IF THEYRE A RELIGIOUS GROUP AND NOT A RACE

>>53746153
Crypto has no inherent value. Its not pegged to anything either. Its the closest thing to pure price action for trading.

$60k BIL, $20k SQQQ, $30k USD in liquidity
wat do?

>>53746150
Yes, people take up extra jobs to slide out of the NEET life. Extra income is extra income and a retail sales beat is a retail sales beat. Combined with the hotter PPI, they prop up yields and the dollar but kill everything else.

>>53746108
Boy do I wish we get a surprise and it ends up being 100bps

>>53746116
not to sell you on anything but Anno 1800 w all dlc is included with that ubisoft plus or whatever it is, super nice considering the game itself + dlc is like $150, as you can see ever since I downloaded it last month I have also not been able to put it down

I have an island called CRN and ORCH, we're about there now, lol

>>53746197
I don't know, I'm not your financial advisor. You can't make me give financial advice.

>>53746223
Not giving an answer is itself an answer

>>53746197
U should have went all in on SQQQ yesterday

>>53746230
Back off, buddhist, or I'll force you to reincarnate a few decades earlier.

>>53746197
Why not buy your own treasuries instead of a fund?

>>53746197
buy TMV

>>53746197
>50K T-Bills, 50K BITI, 20K SOXS, 20K WEBS, 10K LABD, 200K PCG, 500K USD

wat do?

>>53745900
yes
>>53745959
I lost a few hundred dollars from quadrigacx exit scam and I haven't touched crypto since.

>>53746141
You could look for stocks that have consistently grown their dividends over the years. The S&P U.S. Dividend Growers Index does this, for example. There's an ETF that tracks it, Vanguard's VIG.
It sounds like you want especially reliable dividend-payers, so diversification would be good. An ETF makes this easier. If Coca-Cola stops paying a dividend, for example, that's only like 2% of VIG's portfolio.

>>53746244
What is the cost basis on your
>LABD
Oh wow you picked the right one

>>53746214
I prefer anno 2070, the music & and opposing forces of Oil chads, vs EcoSois makes it highly relevant to my market positioning.

>>53746234
All I can be sure of in this world is myself. My life is an experience in this world, as is yours, we are the same but different, but unable to fully understand ourselves or eachother. Do you understand? Taking my life would simply be an extension of it

>>53746264
I just got it today on the final pump and sold half of it end of day. I sold half my SOXS and WEBS from the past two days end of day.

I also have 10K in TSLQ/TSLS with my BITI.

The 2Y yield telling me tech should crash, but I need that DXY to hit 106 and hold that level, and the 10Y yield to break 4% and hold that level. Can't be full bobo if 0DTE idiots still have liquidity to bid up the SPY.

>>53746270
Oh we got oil
We have LOTS of oil
If u know what I mean

Day eight of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Physical prototyping starts tomorrow.

>>53730368

>he thinks his cute little euphemisms, his 'quis' and his 'people of a certain race' will protect him from the reckoning

>>53746317
Hire me I can reply to emails sometimes.

>>53746288
option traders are not bidding up the SPY.

>>53746329
How good are you at mechatronics engineering?

Mümüsisters... What happened at close today?

>>53746347
i built a jackoff machine out of Lego Technic when I was 14

Imagine thinking the greatest market crash of 10 generations was "over" when it has barely even begun. Strap in boyos we got a long way to go down

>>53746108
69 Bepis and the bears finally cum
WAGMI

>>53746344
What am I looking at here? CC VIX?

As was explained to me:

>gambler buys 0DTE calls OTM
>dealer-broker hedgies buy underlying
>SPY ticks up
>new gambler buys 0DTE calls OTM
>dealer-broker hedgies buy underlying
>SPY ticks up

ad infinitum

BTW, you also see high short interest stocks like SI have high institutional ownership---because they're broker-dealers buying underlying while selling calls to gamblers. 0DTE on SPY/SPX is like this but 1000x levered action.

>>53746387
With 0dtes likely came 0dte swaps that the big bois trade to hedge all that shit.

>>53746387
market makers only hold their delta hedge for as long as they need to. So unless someone is willing to hold the MM's bag the price will come back down when they liquidate their hedge

But seriously why did we dump yesterday on no news beside crypto going up?

>>53746407
Bullard said they looking at 50bps. Can you use google or your brain?

>>53746407
PPI came in hot, inflation is going back up, Fed terminal rate will need to be revised upward, 50 bepis is on the table for the next FOMC
>mumus are fucked

>>53746387
CC is correlation coefficient, goes from 1 to -1. It tell you how movement in 1 ticker correlates with another. Here it's SPX and VIX. You can clearly see that the coefficient is mostly always around -1 meaning algo's are moving SPX according to volatility change. When the coefficient moves up away from max correlation it tells you that someone else than the algo's are making moves in the market

>>53746401
>>53746396

I don't do options so I barely understand the greeks or nuance of the mechanics but here's the basic summary of the current market action thanks to 0DTE I'm following.

https://youtu.be/fu37UQYEdhA?t=3171

>>53746430
Ok but why is using the VIX useful here? 0DTE options aren't part of the VIX's calculation yet it's now the majority of daily volume.

>>53746415
Bulltard opinion is irrelevant

>>53746381
well apparently belle delphine has fake tits now, and a baby. the bull market is officially moving.

>>53746445
>Ok but why is using the VIX useful here?
VIX is just a convenient proxy for market volatility (it has a ticker).
>0DTE options aren't part of the VIX's calculation yet it's now the majority of daily volume.
So?

>>53746449
Market didn't seem to think so

>>53746477
>>53746477
Volatility increases when a trend reverses itself. Usually volatility up when line go down. If people are trading more volatility that means volatility itself is becoming volatile, or theyre hedging/frontrunning an event imo

I hate N_____rs

>>53746477

I know what VIX is. The formula for the VIX uses (roughly) MONTHLY options. But the commentary right now is that because current volume is majority 0DTE and there's a lack of demand in hedging with MONTHLY options then the "VIX is dead"


So... why use the VIX when it doesn't measure the thing that is driving the market right now.

>50% of options traded expire within 6.5 hours or less.

>>53746509
narners

>>53746509
I hate N___ers

>>53746520
Numbers

>>53746514
The strong correlation clearly shows you that it is driving the market. It's your assumption that is wrong (0DTE being a main driver)

>>53746525
>correlation is causation

ok...

any thoughts on the rumors of $boxd being bought out?

>>53746532
you don't get such strong correlation on independant variables.

Why did Microsoft allow the public to use their broken chatbot? I saw the screenshots of their new bing thing. It is indeed a giant pile of shit.

>>53746550

If you're going to use WTI you should has its own VIX: CBOE:OVX


In any case you should expect some correlation because the VIX is a function of derivatives of the SPX/SPY. But I'm not going to get into a dog wags the tail or the tail wags the dog rabbit hole here. I'll leave that to the options junkies like Cem Karsan.

Why is Bullard allowed to speak?

Will the FTSE make more ATH’s now that the dollar is pumping even more?

>>53746538
No idea but what's the rumored buy price

>>53746577
I intentionally used VIX because i knew that it was independant from WTI to show you what the graph looks like with independant variables. Also fyi a CC of 1 means perfectly correlated meaning one variable is 100% driving the other

wtf bros I took a 2 hour walk because it was nice as fuck today and my left leg hurts like a motherfucker is this what a month of unemployment does to my body?

>>53746280
Put down the bong

I am wearing nothing but SOXS

>>53746586
JPow can't speak without catering to retarded reporters, so backup was required.

>>53746596

yes I get that.

But again you make the assumption that perfect correlation between VIX and SPX = algo driven.

>>53746603
Do upper body tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo

>>53746205
the net loss of full time jobs is still huge you retarded cocksucker

>10Y 3.900%
We did it!

I need this fucker to crater like you wouldn't believe

>>53746658
That sounds...bad

>>53746518
i really like this image

>>53746667
For you.

>>53746664
I wish AMZN would dump hard to $60-$70 but that one looks like a good dip to buy too

>>53746242
Let's hear the thesis

>>53746664
I need this shit to go to 0. Don't even have a position I just hate the company

>>53746629
>you make the assumption that perfect correlation between VIX and SPX = algo driven
of course, no human is sitting at his desk putting in orders to match the two together; algos are doing it. Fact of the matter is that normal state of the market is perfect inverse correlation between VIX and SPX, when we deviate from that it's because a human outside the algos are doing trades

>>53746685
pic
>>53746677
higher for longer, simple as.

>futures

>>53746591
ive seen a few numbers being thrown around but based on pretty much nothing solid as far as i can tell, so its prolly best if i dont contaminante this thread with moonboy bullshit figures
thats why i was asking

>>53746685
I doubt any tutes (human) orders are not purposefully masked as much as possible to be detected so visibly by simple correlation (At close orders and dark pools).

But still it doesn't answer the initial zeitgeist of 0DTE driving the volume and that the trading desk "algos" are/aren't using 0DTE.

oy vey

>>53746694
Are you this dude

>>53746716
I know nothing about the truth of the buyout but we just had WWE buyout rumors(Saudis) a few weeks ago which turned out to be fake but the stock still isn't that far away from when it pumped.

>>53746681
>not betting on the downfall of companies you hate
that's pretty cringe

>>53746732
no

>>53746445
>0DTE options aren't part of the VIX's calculation
If people are buying more 0DTE options causing the prices to go up that will have a cascade effect causing options further out to expiry to also go up due to the fact that as closer expiry options get more expensive, further out dates become comparatively more attractive thus attracting buyers. When this gets to the 23-37 day options the VIX starts to rise

>>53746718
0DTE are simple a leverage tool. You can risk profit more with less capital invested. They have more volume today because options on SPX expire every day now which wasn't the case until last fall

>GOLDMAN EXPECTS THREE MORE 25 BPS HIKES IN MARCH, MAY AND JUNE
MORE BEPIS
>he thought there was only one hike left before rate cuts
hahahaha imagine being this gullible

It's over

>>53746764
I believe the thinking so far is that it is causing more intra day vol which doesn't translate to the VIX

>>53746767
probably for the gambler types but the tutes want to use it to flexibly hedge on every daily economic data point (e.g. for crazy weeks like this one where CPI, retail sales, and PPI).

>>53746774
Short doordash?

I will make kobeni my wife.

>>53746664
Tbqh i think she was ultimately right on this service. Question is if the AI diagnosis won't come faster. But this likely has at least a decade to thrive.

That said all I heard about it is lose memes and i have no idea about the company nor how to evaluate it.

>>53746823
Actually nevermind pajeets are taking over no sense in asking
https://twitter.com/t_xu/status/1626329890592268288?cxt=HHwWgIDRheea8ZEtAAAA

>>53746835
Wait. I saw peloton and thought teladoc. Yeah, no, peloton is likely dead niche with low chance to thrive

>>53746827
Why is she so apprehensive?

>>53746625
lewd (and I approve)

>>53746775
Man they just need to grow a huge pair and take off the kid gloves by doing 100bps in each of those months. Shit is fucked for a long time unless they fucking DO something more about it.

>>53746775
Bullish for jxn

>>53746841
>Another fucking pajeet CEO

Jesus christ, YouTube is getting one too. Doesn't the boards at those companies realize that every single time a company is headed by Indians, they all go to shit? Look what happened to Intel, Google and Microsoft for fuck's sake.

>>53746894
Pajeets love jews and faithfully carry out every order. The goyim started getting wise so the jews anointed indians as their new class of golem fall guys

>>53746588
i think the most companies have disclosed their earnings, so it's over

>>53746694
is the CC indicator published on tradingview or you keep it to yourself?

>>53745864
So which oplays for futures looking worst? I say short build a bear now

>>53746938
Short tech sir street shitt

>>53746736
k then, ive seen guesses in the range of 2-4 bucks
again, based on absolutely nothing besides an offer for 400m they got a bunch of years ago (prepandemic), which does not seem trustworthy by any stretch
financials are absolute shit too

>>53746963
oh, and theres a recent article by seekingalpha that says there would be 2 bidders
but, yeah, SA...

>>53746937
Just look up "Correlation Coefficient" it's a built in function

>>53746923
>DXY computer hit 104.5

Bobo starting the day right!

WHERE MA SLURPERS AT?

>>53747020
enough with the slurping. it needs to drop so the buying has some room to climb later. moo moos are tapped out just trying to hold the crab here.

We were told to sell.

>>53747020
slurping BOIL

Why did I close my shorts before EU. Why wasn't it so obvious too me, that EU would dump further as EU is nothing but an extension of US trading.

T.EU

>>53747050
EU markets were at an all time high so would have been surprising if they did not dump, desu they are not dropping anywhere hard enough, makes me think that all the red movement will be gone by Tuesday

I expect the US to slurp, in honour of president's day on monday. Only to dump hard afterwards of couse.

*SLUUUUUUUURP*

Kek at mumus from yesterday while I garbled puts

Wtf is going on? -1% Nasdaq and it’s not even 6 am yet??

>>53747097
Europe (and China) dumping so USA keeps dumping too

>>53747097
It's opex day and 0dte volume has steadily reached new peaks on top of steady otherdte option volume

Goodnight niggers.

And fuck NEGG.

>futures
Limit down today?
My SQQQ puts would print so much money I would coom.

Dear Mumu fucking shits,

I write to inform you that it is high time for you to get out of my way.

Sincerely,

Bobo

>>53747097
It's gonna be another stupid green crab

It's moon mission time soon

>>53746917
They are also deliberately destroying those same companies from the inside too from sheer incompetence and hiring more Indians too stupid to do their jobs right. Just fan-fucking-tastic.

>futures

I feel like ordering pizza right now, what should I get?

https://youtu.be/H9fDmLkPfdM

I'm a bear but I fuckin hate dumps. Either they make schizoid spike movements so that you think it might be recovering (as yesterday) or it only goes up 20-30 points and then crashes on (as now)

TSLAsisters not like this gamma squeeze

>>53746868
They're going to wait until things spiral further out of control so that they'll have to do even more 100 bepis hikes than right now. :^)

>>53747154
Chicago or pan
Sausage onion and peppers

Bought SOXS yesterday morning. Do i hold?

>>53747190
>wait

Might as well nip it in the bud before shit hits the fan and we all get the AOE spray.

double bottom

closed my Euro shorts, might keep going down but I don't like risk

I hope it's an absolute bloodbath today and the s&p dips below 4000

>>53747202
now look here lad you cannot go calling double bottom during overnight futures

>(start 2022) soft landing / mild recession
>(end 2022) hard landing / deep recession
>(start 2023) no landing / we in a bull market
media did shill the no landing so hard even though 30 days earlier we were in panic mode selling everything
....and mumus unironically believed it
can't make this shit up

>>53747207
monday is US holiday, might pump today

>>53747231
>we pump into a long holiday
>investors WILL keep holding the bag on uncertain times
today is opex it will be a massive shit show with all those options

how the fuck is thing not straight up nuking right now?
You've got at least 3 (three) more rape hikes that were NOT priced in as early as yesterday ffs.

>>53747097
The MMRI has broken 250

>>53747220
>>53747220
Honestly /smg/ was pretty bearish over the past month and the few anons that were bullish weren't as big dicks as they have been in the past. I hope they got/get out in time. Also options expiring today so expect fireworks, God knows it could retard pump yet again

>>53747239
>today is opex it will be a massive shit show with all those options
Maybe that's the point? Completely fuck over all puts?

>>53747239
I don't see that monthly mountain crumbling yet. February will stay up. March onwards we might crash, until may, only for it to recover again when rates have been increased furthermore and then Fed might stop all is priced in again as it was until a few days.

>>53747245
I'm asking myself the same thing. I need to see SPY at 290 or else I'm losing the kids and the house

>>53747231
generally people sell going into long weekends

I hope all the smug mumus will suffer

>>53747272
I've already lost the house, no kids, wife has cucked me. No matter how much the market drops I will never earn back the money on my short plays but I still want to see the market crater out of pure spite

>>53747275
Does this market behave general?

>>53747220
Say thank you DXY computer

Yields...

>>53747272
There's hardly anymore more buyers left if you check the volume, motherfuckers are just buying calls and other derivatives but buyers of actual stocks are basically tapped out.

>>53747299
No hearts?

>>53747203
It doesn’t matter how solid a company is in europe the index takes it all down

>>53747289
Chaos for the chaos gods, go shit in your ex-wife's AC unit

>>53747299
Very refreshing to see the 1 year at 5%. I would rape that anime maid btw

>>53747301
Stop giving me hopium

>>53747305
I was shorting the indexes, they stopped going down but might resume the fall

>>53747304
on the 14th I did one< for the 20th I will put flags for Presidents' Day

Europe is buying the dip :/

>>53747305
Actually true. And what's worse, it's the US that dictates it. Dax moving like US stocks and worse.

>>53747332
I'm shorting again, albeit I fuckin closed about one hour before opening. Should have known EU fuckin drops on. Now I'm shorting from a lower point, but timing doesn't matter anymore in this bullshit. Just shorting from every point now. The bottom is the goal. Just don't have too go overboard in case they pump it again for lolz.

>>53747343
>>53747332
But I would wait for the US or rather end of US day, I can see DOW going back up to 33.8 and with that DAX and all others rise up again.

>bullard
>brainard
When will be hearing from bearard, crabard, and brainletard?

I thought the feds said they had inflation under control

>>53747384
Quiet, nazi

almost back to euro market open

>>53747384
Have they ever explicitly said that? I don't know that they have. Implied perhaps. In any case, they do not and they know it. What they're doing is attempting to affect some damage control to avoid the 2008 ripper scenario.

>>53747337
defensivesanon life
>>53747330
Was just staying away but i think your were right should trust your instincts anon

>>53747393
What is this super power called?

>>53747299
Your posts are appreciated I have saved so much money seeing this cute maid posted at night reminding me to sell out of stocks and park into short term treasuries before it eventually uninverts and recession begins

finally ripped autowin from the confines of tradingview
BUY SPXL
BUY SOXL
BUY ANYTHINGL
GIGAPUMP SOON

>>53747384
>I thought the feds said they had inflation under control
they are on a good path if they keep on hiking to their 5.5%-6% target.
last year the bond market was ahead of fed, but somehow bond market went into retard mode beginning of this year and the 2Y yield went down to like 3.9%
now fed is ahead and bond market catched up again.
the 2Y is back to 4.6% so it's within the current 4.5%-4.75% range
what's moving the market big now are feds fund futures, because they now have a 18.1% chance of 50 bepis since yesterday's comment of Bearard

>>53747441
You think they do 50 in March? I think they will because cpi will probably come in hot again

>>53747417
it's on one hand retarded that EU outperformed US in 2022 and now 2023 (even hitting ATH on in a rate hiking environment) but on the other hand it makes sense because those indices have value (like DAX) and mining stocks (like the FTSE) and their P/E are still low..
I'm shorting the shit out of EU anyway because it's not going to get better

>>53747455
No they've all but confirmed 25bps, and they won't startle the market by doing anything unexpected but they may go for 50bps after that or announce even higher for even longer

>>53747455
I don't think they do 50bps but they will do more 25bps than expected. they definitely will go mid 5% or 6% and market thinks they will not even go to 5%
historically the rates need to be higher than inflation to really slow down the economy, otherwise you see something like this week: hot cpi, hot ppi, hot retail sales - everything literally inflationary

>inflation going up again from just slowing down the rate increases, not even lowering rates
lol gg

>>53747505
>m 25, f 29
he should have known why that is the case, but with 25 I was naive too.

>>53747505
>wife [29 F]

>>53745864
Take me to the Copuh
Copé Cabaña!

>>53747540
Kek

CAM ON YUROPE, SLUUUUUURP IT AAAAAAAAAAAP

kek FTSE is slurping even harder than CAC or DAX. THe higher the recession expectation the stronger the slurp?

>>53747505
>My [25 M] wife [29 F]
Do you think they know they sound like mouth breathing retards when they talk like this? Or is this the world they choose to dwell in and call "normal" while I look at them like they have a serious speech impediment?

I'm looking for a picture I've seen on here before that was predicting which years to buy and sell the market. Starting before 1929 and nailing pretty much everything. Any anon that can help?

>>53747608
No fuck you.
Just kidding...

MFers, I just opened shorts 30 sec before that sudden pump

>>53747577
I don't think it's retarded. If you want help/advice, especially in regards to relationship, people have to know how old you are and what sex you have (if homo or not)

>>53747646
"I'm 25, my wife is 29, blah blah blah"
Adverbs, the american education system is shot but it's not that shot (yet).

>>53747621
Thanks a lot fucker, appreciate it!

>futures
this week will close blood red I bet

>>53747191
Eh I prefer pepperoni, bacon and prosciutto a lot more for pizza.

I just said fuck it and ordered buffalo chicken pizza. Added a shitload of toppings like caramalized onions, grilled mushrooms, jalapenos, ranch sauce, bacon, and pepperoni. Extra cheese like fontina and pecorino romano too.

So when are things like DRV going back up? We're about to rip through 4% on 10yr so real estate should be ripping a mean bloody shit.

>>53747658
Ah ok, you only meant the formal part.

>>53747505
I'm curious to see what would happen if inflation were to shoot up over 10% in the future and even double like what happened during the Dot Com Bubble in early 2000's.

>10Y 3.9%
10Y 3.9%
>10Y 3.9%
we will hit 4% today

futures going down again... guess im never going to escape wage slavery...

>Lunr just casually gained +250%

>>53747680
>futures
is there anywhere where I can trade stock futures with ~$20?

is crypto the only option/ GNS?
every broker i've tried has retarded poorfag restrictions
how am i supposed to become not a poorfag if they impose restrictions on me for being a poorfag?

how is that not racist?
how many black people do brokerages refuse leverage to on a regular basis, how many black people have they approved is the better question

>>53747748
Because they are traded via leverage, and you won't have enough to cover losses on even 1 contract. Futures are not for poors.

Try CFDs.

>>53747753
>Because they are traded via leverage, and you won't have enough to cover losses on even 1 contract.
you bet $20? minimum bet's on future's exchanges are $2000?

>>53747776

>checks the ten year yield

Goodnight sweet prince. RIP in peace long bros
.

>>53747793
wtf? they can just make that whatever the fuck they want and they chose $12,508? for a single contract?

just change the fucking contract kek, kucoin modifies contracts ten times a month, and you can place 50x $1 bet's on kucoin. the GNS minimum is completely arbitrary too.

it's just numbers in a database, futures aren't real and
>oh well you just can't afford the contract anyway!
>we made it cost as much as a car!
is racist

there should be a push for BLM to protest the brokers

regulation can fix this

SPY sub 350 EOM.

>>53747716
>>53747689
>>53747810
Ok serious question, what will happen when 10Y gets over 4%? Massive dump in stocks for a long time? Housing and debt markets fucked?

>>53747748
>>53747753
On CMC markets you can trade DAX with 7,68 (atm) margin. You make 1 cent per pip.

Dow Jones is 15,75 margin for 1 cent per pip atm.

Don't know if there are other brokers with even smaller sizes.

US markets are open today, right?
Regular hours?

>>53747854
>>53747748
SPX 500 is 19,07 euros margin. Dollars should be more.
>>53747854
Also in euros, forgot to add that.

>>53746664
Did you know that peloton means fearless in Finnish.
Coincidence? You decide.

>>53747826
lol,
lmao even.

maybe at the end of this decade, if at all.

I wonder if futures are dropping because YouTube is getting an Indian CEO now that Susan quit? Kek

>>53747621
>2023-2026
bull bros..... we're finally back.

>>53747818

>>53746214
Does the town name filter exist still?

>>53747855
it's closed on Monday next week

>>53746141
Check out REITS they are real estate stocks with most having pretty high dividends. "O" is a good REIT, "IRM"

/victory lap/

>>53747935
looks almost too legit

>>53747925
IRM is a data center not a reit. I would feel better holding CSCO just because they have a better balance sheet. I realize CSCO isn’t a data storage provider.
Safe here means stable cash flow, good balance sheet. CSCO is about as safe as it gets for tech and it’s a healthy dividend. They have beat earnings soundly.

>le yeild
>le CPI
>le DXY
>le l'economy
Don't you queers ever get tired of being homos?

>>53747844
last time it was well above 4% was in 2008 on muh financial crisis and their solution was: print money
currently you get 5% for 6M backed by the US™, the 4% for 10Y is just the beginning. no printing allowed this time.
algos will hate risk assets (stocks) and dump it hard and go into "risk-free" treasuries, but can US pay back the massive interest in the future? how fucked are mortgage boomers?

I tried to warn them

>>53747621
seems like buying now and selling in 2026 is a good bet, thank anon. also none of this is gonna matter when AI takes all of our jobs and we all get to live the NEET dream.

>>53748000
So what if I want to stick my bulbous cock into a man's hairy asshole - what's your point?

THE
WELL
IS
DRY

>>53748000
No I read Jojo.

Going to buy 200k worth of CPNG calls on open. Wish me luck.

could natgas fags stop teasing 2. I really dont want to buy, but not buying at would be extremely greedy

I bought SQQQ
But I also bought NRGU because I thought that oil would pump as tech goes down

>VIX +15% in pm
>market will still close green

kek

>>53748056
kek, he literally shorted october bottom

>>53748086
>you can only be volatile one way
But that's besides the point, this is pretty much self assured destruction right around the corner.

Oh, the sweet and sunny fruit,
Dole bananas, oh how cute!
With their yellow peel so bright,
They bring joy to every sight.

Packed with nutrients and taste,
In smoothies or just plain, they never go to waste.
A treat for breakfast or a snack,
Dole bananas, always have our back.

Straight from the tropics they arrive,
A symbol of the land where palm trees thrive.
From Costa Rica to Ecuador's coast,
Their journey to our plates we toast.

In every grocery store they stand,
A symbol of nature's gentle hand.
Dole bananas, we thank you so,
For all the goodness that you bestow.

So let us savor this delicious fruit,
And celebrate its vibrant hue and roots.
Dole bananas, we love you true,
And all the magic that you imbue.

What kind of shenanigans will be pulled today? Max pain dump, or more retarded meltups?

oh no....

>>53748077
>But I also bought NRGU because I thought that oil would pump as tech goes down
oil will dump too due slower economy = less demand
but basically that's my play too: slurp up oil when it drops big again and keep shorting growth tech shit

WTF WAS THAT

kek, 4 hourly dump-pump

>>53748136
meltup I bet. But I don't long, I will wait to short

>>53748163
>>53748136
There is literally no reason for a meltup to happen. Not even for clown world reasons either. After yesterday, the market got a serious reality check so you can expect another -1~2% down at the very least.

>>53746643
>Durr, why doesn't 500k new jobs count as negative 200k jobs?!
Your average mumu, ladies and gentleman. That last jobs report was strong. Cope and seethe.

>that momentum on DXY

Mumusisters…… we’re gonna recover, right?

>>53748216
After spy hits 200 yes

Hes baaaaaack

>>53748072
There's too much contango already built into the natgas curve. Seems likely that it just continues to disappoint for the next 6+ months.
Oil has much better odds of breaking out from here.

>>53748216
Yes we are just pricing in 50 rate increase yesterday and today, bullrun resumes next week.

Amid the halls of the Fed they meet,
Their discussions often shrouded in secrecy,
Their decisions impacting markets and more,
Their actions ripple across the financial shore.

When news breaks of a rate hike,
Expectations often spike,
But what happens when the Fed takes a turn,
And surprises us with more than we've learned?

A 50 basis point hike in interest rates,
Announced with fanfare, the market shakes,
Investors and analysts scramble to assess,
What impact it will have on the financial mess.

Some may cheer, while others may frown,
As the Fed tries to stabilize the economic crown,
Its decision made with careful thought and care,
Hoping to strike the right balance, fair and square.

For while a 25 point hike may have sufficed,
The Fed's decision to raise the rate twice,
Is a bold move that carries some risk,
But in the end, it may be just the trick.

To ensure that inflation remains in check,
And the economy continues to trek,
Forward towards a bright and prosperous day,
Thanks to the Fed's decision to sway.

>>53748256
Monday is another Jewish holiday meaning it's only a 4 day trading week. It won't do shit next week.

>>53748271
after switching to stocks these 8 hour 5(maybe) trading days is killing me from crypto's 247/365

i would just relax, that's the point right? but the market doesn't actually close capitalist pigs just trade behind closed doors and you don't get to see the candles

touching 4000 shit and piss points is definitely possible today. remember that kike billionaire icahn decided to buy $50m worth of 4050 puts last week. boss-level yids like that don't gamble, they make money. there'll be some short coverage at the start, but if we start drilling down past 4070 with good volume, the hold on to your asses, because there's not much resistance between there and 4000

>>53748283
Are you using some shit broker? IBKR shows me PM and AH candles/volume and let's you trade in them. TWS is also great

>>53748308
talking about after after hours; weekends, late night; etc; where you often see big jumps on the chart despite there being no candles in between

it fucks with bots (written for crypto)
6000 candles != 6000 candles time wise. some months / weeks have more candles than others.

if I want a 6 month backtest how many candles is that?
who the fuck knows?

Buying more BTU

>>53748350
Just sell puts. It's more profitable.

Are you trying to tell me it wasn’t priced in?

>>53748381
that's the most pathetic looking pizza I've ever seen. Looks more like a fucking bagel.

>>53748389
Looks like a nice birthday treat

>>53748057
Just started watching this two nights ago.

>>53748381

the markets will literally never be green again

>>53748389
when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

>>53748389
Its goyslop

Just like that. QQQ will never be over 300 again.

>>53748464

>>53748464
>life without god and family suck
Yeah no shit

Stop betting against America
Come on man

>>53748176
CAM ON BURGERS; PAAAAAAMP IT

>>53748501
I feel like Kamala tortures little white kids in her basement

>>53748464
Maybe if he wasn’t such a skinny fuck some chick might fuck him, we have a lack of testosterone in this society that’s the root of all problems

I will be longing Pharma stocks, mainly with Lamictal meds. Sure will be a LOT of families getting that shit to cure autistic kids.

>>53748514
>skinny
He looks perfectly normal, you fat fuck. And he has veiny arms and that's what women crave. With that I'm not saying women are after him, cause face>all.

>>53748526
>normal
Dude has a flat chest. Thats a lifetime of never going to the gym. No wonder he's an overly emotional woman

Remember: During inflationary environments, you want to short gimmicks like low P/E stocks, defensive sectors, and commodities. And you want to long economic stalwarts like Tesla and the US dollar.

>>53748464
Ok, cool story, I get it but what the fuck does any of that have to do with staring at his hob cooker.

>>53748526
I ment muscular not fat dingus, this guy looks like he couldn’t even pick up a kettle full of water let alone carry his maiden to bed

>>53748550
Is it opposite day

>>53748501
this clownworld timeline proves we are in a simulation and nothing is real except the line on the chart

>>53748550
>short defense
but hohols need F-16

>>53747505
Haha those redditors are so creative
I almost lost my humanity for a second there and then realized that shit never happened

>>53747505
This is called stagflation because the fed is coping about inflation being from the supply chain or "greedy companies" or wages

And in reality its them pointing 25% of all dollars in existence at a 0.25% interest rate

HURRY UP
gensler needs to make the market 24/7 already

>>53748464
What a retard
Of course wage slaving isnt everything

>>53748474
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_30rP1yPIlY

>>53748464
God would help but this soi fag has to listen. It’s just that simple.

>104 DXY
>3.9 10yr yield
it's over.

>Futures

>>53748607
explain like im regarded?

>>53748607
So long and thanks for all the exit liquidity

>>53748627
>>53748627
>>53748627
new
>>53748627
>>53748627
>>53748627
new

>>53748624
LTT are coming back

>>53748626
>exit liquidity
filtered

What's a better brokerage than etrade. This shit is really rigid to use. I don't mind keeping my slow burn stuff in here but want something more accessible

>>53745864
>>53745864
>>53745864
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