/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53739678
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,011.998B, 96P = 20.958B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,032.457B, 98P = 20.739B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

BBBY+GME=WAGMI

> I CANT CLOSE

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WAGMI

>>53739764
WAGMI indeed

Will we WAGMI in time?

Post moass, I'm fucking your wives.

And just like that we'll never be green again

AAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaa

im gonna ooooooooooooooooooooo

>>53739709
Having proven yourself a shill and fudder, I hearby revoke your powers. Your ooos will trouble the price no more.

kek bbbaggies

That's a pretty big market-wide downwick, what's the narrative they're giving?

>>53739350
Note that you can start a payment plan with the IRS instead of paying them in a lump sum.

>>53739955
inflation fears

>"Sir, you can initiate a DRS using our Fidelity chat service, would you like to know how?"
>I prefer a Client Services Representative, and I would like a confirmation number please.
"....Works for me."
KEK FIDELITIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym_gTGSccE0

>>53739955
spy balloon.

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53739955
The explanation is that gme had to get dumped or else Kenny was going to jump off a ledge.

>>53740116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekz7jrCmZxg
kek they really aren't sending their best

>>53740116
Kek wagies

>>53740172
Youj mean OOO

>>53739955
>>53740146
any public appearance of biben should cause this reaction

>>53740116
This guy’s entire channel is devoted to saying bad things about various companies and his top video is titled “31 years old and no friends”

>>53740256
Sounds like he belongs here then

>>53740269
He probably is here.

>>53740146
pop

Can this stupid fake clown market just fucking die already?

>>53739957
That’s smart I didn’t even know about that. $5 a week for 700 weeks (13 years) should do it

>>53740210

>>53740470
Unironically you can do that if you're poor enough.

this guy is failing so hard on national television

watch us end green

Kek they are pumping crypto getting ready to sell it off

Once again crypto baggies are about to get fucked

Newest DD says MOASS could be as early as next month! WAGMI

kek dumb fuck baggies

If the public short interest is higher than the amount of publicly available shares, that shows a short squeeze is a possibility

>>53740556
Imagine living in timeline as exciting as this one and the top headline is a jew on reddit

>>53740680
>If the public short interest is higher than the amount of publicly available shares, that shows a short squeeze is a possibility
Possibility?
Probability?
It's a guarantee.

If only there was some sort of animated gif that proves the shorts covered; I would sell right now

>>53740680
Except they only need a single share to close all shorts and they can get that from institutions any time. They don’t have to buy your shares, you know.

>>53740619
It will happen literally the second they don't have enough money to get away with breaking the law any more. Dates don't mean anything.

>>53740730
this faggot again

>>53740730
Can you explain how that would work? Like, on a share velocity basis. The timing and everything, how it interacts with the market, etc.

>>53740730
You’re a fucking retard and don’t actually understand what a naked short is. There are millions possibly billions of synthetic shares that shouldn’t exist that have to be erased but they must be treated as real shares. The only way they can get rid of them is by paying me whatever I want.

>>53740735
I was just kekkin your bags, baggie bro

>>53740735
>Teddy
O shid

Holy shit Kek spyggots. What happened are the ayys finally revealing themselves?

GME is invincible
GME will win

>>53740730
Cool, Citadel is hiring from Reddit. Tell them your brilliant never squeeze strategy and help them short everything infinitely.

>>53740852
I just wish it would get on with it already.

Oh wow we’re in the squeeze right now.

>>53740842
Brandon opened his fat mouth about the balloons.

>>53740680
Institutions could bail them out like last time.

>>53740957
That’s kind of the plan you fucking retard. If they’re bailing them out they’re paying me. There is no world where they’ll be getting bailed out but keep their short position open. No try again faggot.

>>53740957
>could

HOLY HELL GME IS GONNA ANNOUNCE A MERGER WITH BBBY AND DESTROY SHORTS IN BOTH STOCKS SIMULTANEOUSLY

>>53741001
>different industry, no business case
>has as much debt as 1/2 our marketcap
>standstill agreement with our chairman
this is just blatant begging on your part for us to save you

I'm beginning to think Ryan is neglecting his fiduciary duties

>>53740730
Blackrock might fuck them over by not lending out shares

>>53741001

>>53740852
we are the market

>>53741095
You’re arguing against a flawed premise.

Another day without MOASS.

>>53741201
Be zen baggie bro
It will never happen if you're waiting for it to happen

>>53741236
the people cant be broken, this cannot be stopped, ∞ infinity is yours frens

can't wait until I'm balls deep into some gamer cosplayer that rides me to completion while playing animal crossing, so fucking hype I've been doing pushups and running laps the last two years

>You’re going to liquidate me, man.

AMC bros we winning again OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53741492
don't forget to do pull-ups my dude, evens out the pushups by building your back alongside chest. lifting is the best

>>53741604
>>53741492

RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN END THIS NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

Imagine how frustrated Ryan must be to be a literal billionaire and having 40 people on an anonymous forum say they hate you

>>53741493
Kenneth Floyd is a pretty good meme.

>>53741492
I need to start running or I’ll sweat all over the cuties I will be plowing

I know when it'll happen. The day I finally get a job after refusing to work for the last several years in silent protest of the state of the world, I mean the fucking second I walk in for my first day, that's when. I'm filling out applications now. Prepare yourselves mentlegen, you have at most two weeks.

I want to feel excited again

>>53741795
You'll have to look at different stocks then

I'm a bo(ugh)t shill.

Q+p5J+Bp
And you have to look at my hairy asshole

>>53741604
>>53741643
Based pull-up frens, got one being delivered now so I can hit them at home instead of just my gym days
>>53741763
odds are they're into that - excercise bikes are a good at low impact cardio if you wanna game/binge while cutting up

>>53741870
Mario if he real

>>53741795
Heres some copium
>its tomorrow

>>53741981
One of these days it will be true

>>53741651
I asked him for you but he says he’s too busy eating 16 hours a day to do anything about “framestop or whatever that was” but he’s promised to sell you more kids books his idiot nephew wrote for him soon so keep saving those pennies!

>>53740990
No dipshit, institutions sell their shares to them. Enough so they can cover their obligations. We need to control an amount greater than whatever that is so this can't happen. This is MOASS 101, stuff you learn in your first semester.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1626281104901836801

What did Bidne say about the ufos? How does this impact our stock?

Ryan Cohen called me a niggerjew :(

>>53741774
This. The instant every last shred of paperwork is done. All forms filled out, all stupid profiles and work emails set up. Every single tedious bit of bullshit you've been trying to avoid will have been filled out and sent. The instant you hit send on that final insurance form and breath an exasperated sigh, you'll get that price alert.

>>53742114
>The instant you hit send on that final insurance form and breath an exasperated sigh, you'll get that price alert.
How’s that worked out for the last three years?

>>53742124
Not too bad, the Japs finally caught on to rollback netcode

>>53742077
If they could have done that, it would have happened two years ago. Try again

>>53742077
I don’t think you understand any of what’s happening here ser.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/crypto-giant-binance-moved-400-million-us-partner-firm-managed-by-ceo-zhao-2023-02-16/
UHHHHHHH KENNYSISTERS?

>>53740116
thats an obvious grifter. Wtf? Are burgers really that stupid, so that they need someone like this to form their opinion?
Cant wait for the gold yuan, so the world can finally stop pretening the Unites Shitholes of Aids matter (only reson people pretend it does matter is because they want their money back, simple as).

>>53742114
TBF, I did all of that, spent 3 months in that godforsaken workplace, finally did something to get fired (standing up for yourself verbally is grounds apparently), and still nothing. Cosmic irony rules might have something grander planned.

>>53741870
i am glad I clicked on that immunity dog image 5 years ago, that immuned me to all such stuff for the next Grahams-number of years.

>>53742240
https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Caixin/Mystery-of-2bn-of-loans-backed-by-fake-gold-in-China

Still completely tied to the market. Kek dumbfucks

>53742280
The market is tied to gme nigger.

>>53742085
>What did Bidne say
nothing, after he finally found the stage/his mic/telepromter after 20mins (and $12'748'900 of taxpayermoney in secret service guards pointing him to the correct direction (one was wearing a bunny suit)) he just said random characters in a non-logical order, then sniffed some kids and for the next 3.5h he tryd to find his way off stage.
So it was actually the usual Binden press converence.
I am glad hes not the press-speaker of my country (despite I disrespect my countries press-speakers with a passion)

>>53742107
based ragnian kanana

Anyone got that study/paper that shows stocks only going up during after hours, and stay relatively flat during market hours?

>>53742262
if you arent an Indian Housewife, you are in a bad position to talk about gold.
https://www.soundmoneydefense.org/audit-americas-gold-reserves
What is the difference now? One is a private company cheating like the average wallstreat criminal (never trust burgers btw. they are like jews, most of them are jews, the others are ruled by jews or jewish muppets, so its nothing more than a jewish host body actually), the other one is a "official" state.

>>53742435
My point was why the fuck would you trust a 'gold' backed Yuan? Not because it's gold backed but because it's Yuan.

WNGMI
Tomorrow GME goes to 0
-Q

>>53742375
No but I have a graph to illustrate people are dying

AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE, I FEEL KIND OF FREE

lol if GME were under $1 the float would get locked up instantly.

>>53742539
We should just all stop buying for a few months save up our wagies and let them make the price $1 and then MOASS

>>53742474
because everything else is pegged by "iN gOd wE tRuSt" or other jewish bullshit. Also its more as a reserve currency, when the doller is kicked off, the USofA will collapse fast, so no more exporting of trannybullshit, no more niggerloving/racebullshit, no more globohomo/kikebullshit and the kikels fall back 200 years of progress of subverting the world. Thats what I am looking for: collaps of the united shithole of aids so the wold will be a good place again.
Also I dont care if gold yuan, gold rubel or gold libyan gold Dinars or whatever, as long as the world can finally get rid of the cancer ulcer know was the USofA.
Simple.

>>53742503

>>53742554
If we all sold at once the price would tank and then we could scoop up cheapies and 20x our position ez

Kek crypto baggies

>>53742606
I think they just got CHINKED

>>53742203
It delayed it. Are you reall trying to convince us that January 2021 was the squeeze? Kek, this really must be your first week. Nothing is getting them out of this jam, all they can do is delay. Once they can't do that anymore, people start leaping from tall buildings.

Me thinks it might be dead

>>53742554
>>53742593
>please sell and stop buying sers!
No, I don't think I will.

>>53742643
It’s FLAT

FLATCHADS RISE UP

It’s been dead for 2 years.

So what's the answer then?

Ryan cohen is a bigger cunt then ken griffin. He is kens bitch helping him break retails backs.

>>53742685
It's like Code Lyoko but the evil robot is also homosexual.

>>53742563
You basically get 'in God we trust' levels of financial security out of anything China does. So you'd better hope we get Gaddafi back.

>>53742709
>think
Saddam also had a good approche. Or maybe Lichtenstein will do a hero, stop leeching CHF and start a global gold backed currency (As long as it is not the US shitholes or the EU turbo anustoungingniggers)

>>53742503
>Q says it's tomorrow

I believe it, but only because it's tomorrow and not Q

Tomorrow is national turtleneck day

>>53742961
I'm ready for nothing to happen

>>53742961
Very coincidental indeed because tomorrow just so happens to be the day I an hero.

>>53742999
checked & have fun
make sure your shares end in the infinitypool

>>53742999
checked and turtlenecked

>>53740826
>>53740735
Uhhh wut?

Ribjobbi and dickshitter you both can make it. All you have to do is forsake everything you believe in. Join us, and you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. All you have do so is pubpically admit that kashmir rightfully belongs to pakistan

>>53743063
Nepal*

kek ledgies

>>53741001
>>53742503
based

I'm going to Cookout.

Do you guys want anything?

>>53742503
You misspelled ∞

>>53743191
A cheese quesadilla with a side of cheese quesadilla and cheese quesadilla.

>>53742999
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>53743143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RXlLKmJnA

>>53742999
Day of the Rope was last February or something, I hung myself back then.

>>53743191
A plate of pulled pork, baked beans, brisket, coleslaw and 3 BBWs to suck me off for desert.

I'm going to Goodwill, do you guys want anything?

>>53743290
1 MOASS PLEASE

GME is cool, just like me

>cher
I kek'd. Thanks, anon.

>>53743290
silver plated salt shakers

>>53740680
This pic rel gives me hopium but man I hope the drs numbers are a flop like last time. Fucking hell I want this to fucking pol already.

I have no life. Please RC Cyan Rohan, please end this. Please release me, let me go.

>>53740680
>the amount of publicly available shares

Prediction: MOASS will happen approximately some amount of time between soon and eventually.

>>53742077
Institutional investors are lending out their shares and they’re being sold short. They don’t have any shares left to sell. This is why saying we need to lock the entire float was most likely FUD created by shorts. Once the free float is locked, that’s it. We win. Shorts know this, so they’ll probably start closing before it gets to that point i.e. soon

>>53743522
sounds like tomorrow to me.

>>53743500
>I have no life. Please RC Cyan Rohan, please end this. Please release me, let me go.
checked and necked

>>53743546
>are lending out their shares and they’re being sold shor
Most have unironically recalled all their shares, whether it means they expect it to run or have an interest in voting at the next shareholder meeting we'll have to wait to see.

Almost forgot to kek you baggies today
Kek baggies! Good night

>>53743633
Checked and thanks for stopping by. See you tomorrow.

>>53743633
Aight. See you here tomorrow

>>53742507
I absolutely believe they are dragging out moass waiting for vaxxies to die.

>>53743708
>>53743707
Yup! He’ll be here Tomorrow….and the week after that and the week after that

>>53743748
How would that help them? Those shares are going to be in the infinity pool forever.

>>53743757
>inb4 that shit fud that cs sells your shares after a year

soon

Moona Soona

Whatever happened to Publix anon? He kind of just… disappeared

>>53743777
checked

>>53743835
that's just normal him

>>53743835
He went to publix

>>53743835
Ryan coherent killed him

>>53743546
BR recalled their shares recently, Vanguard may follow suit. It seems like something very naughty might be coming to a vote soon and they want a say in it.

>>53743633
digits too, you've been redeemed ranjeep

>>53743633
digits too, you've been redeemed ranjeep

>>53743773
you on the left

>>53743750
heh

>>53739678
kek dumb fuck baggots

>>53743835
He sold

Just like the rest of the baggies
Dead subreddit
Dead thread
Dead volume

>>53743835
He has abandoned us.

>>53743835
kek dead thread baggies

>>53744111
uhhh baggie bros....
what does it mean when a kekker gets good digits?

>>53743835
Died suddenly

>>53744119
he's kekking hard but not last

Question. How long after the banks started buying MBS's did the market crash on '08 happen?

wat made drs jump to 59 percent so fast

>>53744267
~2 weeks.

>>53744304
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1145xtd/comment/j8uspg2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I think it's another rugpull to make it appear that the DRS numbers are dropping, because they're out of ideas at this point.

>>53744051
always 2 more weeks until it isn't

>>53743362
1) Tomorrow is National Turtleneck day.
2) Carl Icahn also has a meeting on Feb. 24th where he could reveal himself as the anonymous buyer.

That would be bretty cool too

>>53743835
We went to get me a monster.

>>53744336
I think the institutional increase is a result of the recent rugpull. What were they gonna do sell the shares at a loss on the open market? Nah they're gonna use em

>>53744446
>Muh Icahn't disclose
What about his birthday or whatever dumb shit was supposed to be today?

>>53744512
Nothing ever happens on any date mentioned here or on leddit, and nothing is happening until March no matter what. Please return to your regularly scheduled moping about how everything sucks balls and is fucked.

>>53744657
>Nothing ever happens on any date mentioned here
what about tomorrow?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Wall Street tomorrow. If you absolutely have to, watch out for falling hedgies.

>>53744468
>What were they gonna do sell the shares at a loss on the open market? Nah they're gonna use em
They're going to lend them. My understanding is you can't lend DRS'd shares. In fact, I think they're going lend the shares, then ramp up a FUD angle claiming that they can - in fact - lend DRS'd shares. Then bagstop holders will piss and shit themselves for a few hours until a brainy homo explains why lending DRS'd shares is not possible. In the process, more information will be dug up on the DRS process, educating aforementioned bagstop holders further on the topic.

Ryan is killing us

>>53744816
>t. BBBaggie

>>53744657
>nd nothing is happening until March
wut mean

>>53744706
Tomorrow + two weeks

>>53743869
Semi-audibly kek'd

>>53744816
Yes. He is killing anon regulars. These are scary times indeed.

I wonder how tramadol anon is doing

https://voca.ro/1ezDP6QFymMH
I'm back and it's my anniversary. Enjoy the shitpost.

RYAN IS HUNTING BIZ ANONS. BE CAREFUL, FRENS. HE TURNED AGAINST US.

>>53745144
I don't know who that is but I hope they're dead without question

>>53744816
Sometimes I stand at the precipice of tall falls just in case it means I get to meet him.

>>53744816
do a flip if you jump

>>53744336
or, moass

>>53745232
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>53744816
for a hedgie you're not so bad, at least you know your place and know that your time in this world is limited

Guys, im hodler! I swear!

>>53739678
Very optimistic but expecting the market to dump and GME along with it pre-margin call VW 1920s style. Literally can't wait for the buying opportunity.

>>53744816
Ryan is a billionare who hates retail and is indeed destroying the moass to save wall st. Two more weeks! Trust the plan!

ryan comes for us all

coming for your life KG

>>53745685
Ryan can't stop the MOASS any more than the hedge funds can. In order to do that, he would have to convince the entire board to sell all of their shares to hedge funds in dark pools at the same time for a tiny fraction of their market value.

kek dumbfuck baggies

Srs tho I'm gonna hold my shares forever until it actually happens, but being trapped in gigamegahypercrab hell until then to the point everyone just starts posting dumbass sarcastic shitposts is shit. Pine Cohn is doing everything they can and we're getting the blue beam soon so I guess that's something to look forward to at least. Fuck you guys, I'm gonna go play videogames and eat chicken fingers getting drunk until it happens.

>>53745845
>Rain Cone isn't doing enough
>killed BBBY's turnaround, CFO and BBBaggies
>killed Epstein, Plotkin, countless other fund managers and coming for Kenneth, Larry and Klaus
>spared AA temporarily so AMCniggers incoming reckoning would add to his KDA
How much more could anyone ask from him?

>>53746081
His name alone strikes fear in the hearts of hedgies.

>>53739692
> You will own nothing and you will be happy.
> WAGMI
Nope.

Big Buildings and Beyond.

>>53745803
He just has to keep tweeting stupid shit wasting another few years until interest dies. Its already faded now. No way will enough people hold another two or three years to force moass.

>>53746081
No I agree the guy has done literally everything he can and at this point it's just a waiting game. It's just that this is the gayest part of the journey because there's not much to talk about and increasingly fucked up shit keeps happening around the world as the various involved parties weep and gnash teeth about having to pay up since swaps aren't an option anymore. Hence the "fuck you guys, I'm getting drunk and eating chicken fingers" part of the last post. I don't even know why I still post here at all most of the replies and posters glow brighter than the surface of the sun or smell like a mumbai gutter.

>>53746240
just learn to enjoy the ride, the world is more chaotic and thus I am more entertained

>53746183
>Losing interest in the destruction of israel
Do you know where you are?

>>53746240
Yeah I get you anon. Gonna be sad post-MOASS and there's nothing to kek, sneed and seeth about so I'm enjoying the time here and now

>>53746183
You got a point. The number of likes per tweet he posts has incrementally done down lately.
He needs to end this now before MOASS happens but nobody is around to give a shit anymore and he isn't the hero he pictured in all this BECAUSE HE'S DRAGGING HIS FEET WITH LAUNCHING MOASS ALREADY.

That is all.

>>53746267
Just getting tired of adding more people to my prayers, but I suppose I'm just being a bit of a bitch.
>>53746311
Checked and a fair assessment, but I've had my fill of sneed. I'd like to make my teeth stop hurting and buy some broke folks some houses already. I guess I can make my list of shit to fix in the world a bit longer with the time once I sober up from the beer and chicken fingers. As for me, I'm gonna miss the frens in the threads and I hope the threads stick around for a while after it do go down.

>>53746383
>The number of likes per tweet he posts has incrementally done down lately
No, his China tweets got less likes than his recent tweets.

>>53746383
Agreed. People are dying out here waiting for moass while he is sitting in
his comfy apartment shitposting. It’s been over two years.

>>53744336
If DRS numbers are down or flat again, it is a sign of people selling, not another rugpull. They can’t do that two quarters back to back unless DRS was never real to begin with.

>>53746383
I dont even give a fuck if it moasses I will forever resent that prick for helping ken to break retails back. He has been cowardly. He has caused harm to people he pretended to care about. He is a complete fraud. And I will never spend a cent of moass gains at gamestop.

Ryan Cohen is traitor? I don't know, you tell me

>>53745345
HELP!!! Someone save him!!!!!

>>53746620

>>53746533
Well lets see. He has the means to right now force shorts to close by issuing an nft divvy on that shit marketplace he built using my money. And yet he doesnt. And could have done so months ago. But still continues to watch on as his loyal shareholders get bitch slapped day after day after month after month after year after year.

Still Holding.

>>53746726
I don't mind the wait honestly, even though I like to bitch about it occasionally I think it's a good thing. If you think about it any timeline in which a bunch of household investors got handed hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars would take minimum several years of hard work behind the scenes to actually get done, I think a lot of people forget that the ending where this actually all pays out is basically analogous to completely upending the state of finance as a whole and making actual fraud or chicanery wholly untenable if not impossible in the end result of it. Things have to be in place and in order and a lot of beds have to be made and penises washed before that can happen. I think being shunned by most of the people I once knew as some kind of diogenetic madman for following all of this and committing myself to it wholeheartedly is actually a huge blessing all said and done, I think being regarded as a complete fucking loon in the process has hardened me in a way few things can, and I think finally realizing there may still be another year or two of effort ahead of it before it actually bears fruit has given me the gift of strength while anointing the opposite side of the trade with the gift of unbearable guilt in the process. I love Ryan Cohen, I love this whole fucked-up journey I've been on, I love my life having a purpose far greater than it ever did before, I love being forced to stop being such a weak whelp bitch-made fuccboi even if it has sucked immeasurably at various points, I love the pain that is my existence, I love the constant and unyielding screams of torment of the various hediges and fudders that populate these threads, and I love having been given an opportunity to tell the propagandists of many satanical empires to suck my balls and fucking pay me in these very threads over the course of the past several years and potentially several more to come. I bathe in the pain like holy water, and I am blessed for it.

Did you know being poor makes you mature faster? That's why those skinny white kids get the shit kicked out of them until they bring guns to school. Envy creates desolation. The Hittites killed God over it.

>>53746772
Things could be much worse, and I am happy that instead of me and my family being part and parcel to the suffering around the world at this time I am in a position to pray for and remember to help those affected by it currently. I have a literal list of places to help with the money once this all comes to fruition. I will live off the grid, I will pay my taxes, I will give untold sums to the betterment of other peoples lives, I will not give in to hate or sin or greed or malice just because I'll have the power to make all of those a reality and more than enough motivation to do so, and I will embrace the horrible state of the world with open arms and crush it with unending love until it yields and becomes something better. I have found God again in all of this, after more than a decade of questioning and rejecting him for my own reasons. This has all been the greatest lesson I could've ever been taught and for that I am thankful. I will make the world weep with how much I give unto it, how much love I can show, how much good I can do, how much hate I can destroy. And I will do it without being a complete faggot either, and in saying that have nothing against actual fags but am more using the word in the south park definition than anything else. I will laugh, smile, cry, be joyous, know sadness and pain few can imagine let alone endure, and I will do it all with a smile for having had the opportunity. To do anything less with such a chance is heretical and antithetical to the very act and experience of humanity. There is nothing anyone can do about it short of killing me and in doing so they would make a martyr and doom themselves. The kids are alright, things are gonna be just fine, I have faith in those that hold the strings, and for all of my complaints I understand how hard this all actually is and the own limitations imposed upon me by my current circumstances and perspective. I both simultaneously love and hate everyone in this thread. We gon' wagmi.

>>53746805
Sounds like poverty fetishization.

>>53743522
>22
by my calculations, 2 more weeks

>>53746819
I mean biologically they go through puberty earlier. Epigenetic R selection.

>>53746833
>I mean biologically they go through puberty earlier.
That's just malnutrition.

>>53746840
Duh you fucking retarded chatbot

>>53746854
Being malnourished isn't inherent to being poor.

>>53746840
>>53746854
I'm sorry, anon, I have no proof you're a bot other than the truncated, fakely aloof logic. See, there I go again, damnit.

>>53739678
Zoomers will never know the feeling of picking up an obscure jrpg at Gamestop because the box art looked cool and ending up with pure kino. I love Baten Kaitos so much.

>>53746911
Sounds like an emotional emptiness or void gnaws at you.

>>53746931
Beer, chicken fingers, and the smile of your child all fill that void quite well. Although in the absence of the last more of the first two are a decent short-term substitute I would recommend to anyone.

>>53746816
No one is guaranteed a tomorrow. You just take it for granted its yours. Years of tomorrows is enough for me. I want to spend the little time I have left with my father enjoying life and my idiotic vaxxed friends that I still care for. Years. Its been years. Cohen needs to act or resign. No more motherfucking tweets.

Ryan, why?

Kek dumbfuck baggies
Let me know when drs does anything for your dogshit stock price

Ahahahahahahahah
Red every day
Tied completely to market

Shills out in force. Hedgies are fucking terrified. Something is happening soon.

I read in an article somewhere that it would cost $300 billion to actually clean up the oceans and all that. Guess what my floor is?

>>53747196
>" something is happening soon "

Said the baggot for the last 3 years

>>53747234
>Nothing is ever going to happen
And yet you're still here

>>53747247
Because every day I'm right and you're wrong. Nothing has happened baggie

>>53747196
It just means they're going to coordinate a dump.

>>53747126
If you're not paid to be here, you sure type like you are. People have died over this. More will, sooner than anyone cares to admit. It's directly related to a war and potentially another one. So you had to wait a while, big fucking deal. You bought the ticket, you ride the ride, and while you can get off whenever you like it's nobodies problem but yours if you decide to get off right at the top of the loop. Say hi to gravity for me, she's a cruel bitch to retards.
>>53747253
>Nothing has happened
>Is here, is ass-blasted, is pushing a narrative, is gainfully employed in doing so by all of this nothing happening
We both have ropes around our necks. Yours will jerk a full century before mine.

>>53747288
>it's working

>>53747302
>Yours will jerk a full century before mine.

I have absolutely no stake in gamestop. Thanks for admitting this is a guaranteed suicide play for you though. Stupid fuck baggie kek

>>53747314
>Has no stake in the company
>Yet posts bearish regardless
Thanks for acknowledging my conviction in this while simultaneously admitting you're not here in good faith and are compensated for doing so. Ask not for whom the clown honks, he honks for thee.

>>53747328

Yeah there's no arguing that. You've earned your fate. It's been entertaining watching the baggies slowly exit.

No volume
Dead threads
Dead subreddit

Kek dumbfuck baggies

>>53746950
don't say something you may not want read back to you.

kek dumbfuck shillies

Griffin just bought a new jet and made 800 million yesterday off SLND

Kek dumbfuck baggies

kek dumbfuck cocklets

>>53747386
Yes dear. We understand you're obsessed with cock. You've been worshipping cohens for years and all you've gotten is a -70% portfolio

kek dumbfuck elonbaggies

>53747401
that didn't take long

cope, seethe, mald ganges gulper

>>53747302
This aint a ride dipshit its a publicly listed company and the board and chairman have fiduciary duties to protect shareholders investments. Your ass might love getting ass blasted by ken for multiple fucking years but plenty of us just want the boss to shut his motherfucking mouth and deliver. Fucking cohen simp.

>>53747401
yo this is weird.

this implies there is an international standard dick measure.

ISO and NIST pay fortunes for measurement samples and many latex companies would buy one to say they conform to standards.

is there a market gap for making THE most precise and accurate dildos.
the dildos other dildos that makes dildos are measured relative to?

theres a man for every job and i have found mine.
the subject for casting of the initial prototype.

>>53747563

>>53747563
only now you realise the purpose of penis inspection day?

It seems like Ken's danger zone has fallen recently. Before it seemed around 30ish, but now he panics and smacks it down when it gets near 22. I wouldn't be surprised if 25 is margin call territory for him now.

https://twitter.com/dailyloud/status/1626496727409741824

Dang shits about to get serious

>>53747747
And of course every time he tries to push it under 20 the turbocharged slurp machine kicks in, so he's running out of room. At some point soon those lines intersect.

>>53747386
>have 6incher
>still refuse condoms because i go soft as soon as i put one on
Thank god every girl ive been with was a cum fetish slut with an IUD. Honestly condoms suck.

>>53748044
Condoms ARE trash. Man, I'm pushing 30 now. If I have a kid then that's just the way it is. I'm not scared of raw dogging.

>>53747386
Why did they feel the need to put that quote in the box, my actual fucking sides.

>>53747747
Guy just made 800 million yesterday and bought a new jet. Lmfao

>>53748058
I've got 2 kids, my only regret is the amount of illnesses they bring home from school and daycare

>>53748224
>2023
>not homeschooling
They'll have their dicks chopped off in no time. Got something to say about it, bigot? Here's a felony.

Cohen abandoned us

- You betrayed us after all these years?
- Always
Ryan Snape

-Retail Investor, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!
Kenny Demort

>No one is coming to save you.
>Cohen will do nothing because he can do nothing.
>DRS all the shares in book entry at CS:GO.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>so few baggies left the threads are up for days at a time even when you pumped
Kek, still dreaming about locking the float?

>>53748235
>Here's a felony.
felony belony, i'll put it on a pizza

>>53748441
>so few baggies left the threads are up for days at a time even when you pumped
me he she thank you. ok. good man. Sir!

>>53748434
Early morning, eh Ryan? Fuck you bitch ass jude. Where's my NFT dividend?

>>53747815
Wut

Ken griffin made 4.1 Billion last year. You guys suck at this war thing

You don't make money when you're already deep in the fucking hole

>>53748224
This is the real truth. I'm expecting to have projectile vomiting today, because he had it yesterday.

>>53748570
>sold, not yet purchased
I'm kekkin ya

What's the squeeze status bros?

>>53747378
His only hope is to survive until the election and Desantis wins. It’s a race to DRS the float before then

>>53748796
two more weeks

>>53743777
Lucky 7's!

Thanks just sold

AMC vibe all around here lately FUCK! AAAAAAAAA

I’m supposed to believe random 4channers doing it for free keep up with the finances of a billionaire for no reason at all. Kek shillies.

>>53748798
DeSantis won't even win the primary.

Ryan Cohen took business lessons from Adam Aron

>>53748945
Honestly most of it's just a few dalits monitoring chatgpt bots and popping in for an actual response when they get dunked on too hard in a response. The remaining ~20% is bored holders, smiggas, and meltdownies.

You fucking twat Cohen! Do your godamn job! Where do you get off lecturing people about working hard when you have completely failed at your duties? Its fine to invest loooooooong term in a company that will defend your investment against shorts. Do your godamn job and deliver value shareholders!

hello where is the sdonks :DDDD

Where's baker
Where's my melon waifu
Where's my fucking splatter patterns

>>53748950
>>53748798
You believe Kenny is trying to get Desantis into the Whitehouse with the expectation that he will be appointed secretary of the Treasury? This would give him the power to stop MOASS.

I'm not convinced we have enough information to predict 2024 election. I know that they will not allow any outsiders. I also know that the supreme court has awoken a population of women voters that are completely retarded and would have gone a lifetime without voting otherwise.

>>53749015
>You fucking twat Cohen! Do your godamn job! Where do you get off lecturing people about working hard when you have completely failed at your duties? Its fine to invest loooooooong term in a company that will defend your investment against shorts. Do your godamn job and deliver value shareholders!

>>53749084
>This would give him the power to stop MOASS
Wrong. While it would let Kenny get away with zero consequences MOASS will still happen but someone else will be left holding his bags. Those shorts aren't going to magically disappear.

Baker! Lets go baby!

>>53749110
>>53749110
>>53749110
Threaded.

>>53746816
Based.

>>53746927
Based.

>>53744304
updated 13Fs of institutions