/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm about to spend 35€(yurobucks) on 11 boxes of MAC&CHEESE goyslop and 2 cans of chicken GRAVY.
>Luv goyslop, simple as

Bullard will send the entire market below 4000

>>53738285

>Please, don't say dammmn and hike the Federal Funds Rate when you hear the price of frozen lasagna.

>>53737040
I have enough to buy a house, what's should I keep that money in while I sell off each money for my mortgage payment?

Someone please give me an appropriate theme song for this webm.

>>53738304
looks pretty good for being a frozen lasagna

>>53738304
I'm waiting til the summer to see what the price of a 4th of July cookout is gonna cost.

>this song is 20 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6Lkgs0kiU

Tencent is the berk of China + the Atvi of China. Buy for hairy puss gains and bush dominance.

>>53738320
For now? Fucking 6 month treasuries apparently.

>>53738323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

>>53738304
Actually based real indicator

>he didn’t buy a future bluechip for cheap

>>53738291
yeah I hope so
he speaks in 1 min..

>>53738323
>>53738340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

>>53738340
I bet this guy was just drowning in pussy

>>53738320
6mo treasury bonds or jepi

When doing DCA, do i always put the same amount (500 bucks a month) o every month buy the same amount of stock regardless of price?

>>53738350
Banana pill

DOLE bros calm yourselves. I was supposed to have another 3 months to accumulate

>>53738323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5NWamowwOU

>>53738353
anon, i...

>>53738367
Dollar *cost* averaging, so same amount of dollars. That way you buy fewer shares when they're expensive and more when they're cheap.

>>53738340
Hes gay

Was this one of you?
You do know you can use dark pools that buy.

>>53738353
>>53738376
Yeah he's been faithfully married to his wife for like 30 years, I think.

>>53737040
Even dogs have dreams

Mega caps testing vwap, buckle up things are about to get spicy

>>53738323
https://youtu.be/zu1Yrha3paU?t=242
I love Timna so much

>get an email from some seething cubicle cuck that one of my staff forgot to turn her office light off after vacuuming in her office
>some stupid fucking cunt sat down at her desk in the morning to write an scathing email about something that is completely insignificant to her work day
I pray to God every fucking day that they just fire us. I hate cubicle cucks so much it's unreal. I hope every one of you office fucks lose your job and end up homeless you entitled prissy little faggots

Boring

>>53738389
Woah.

>>53738417
uh, why is the help being allowed to speak in an /smg/ thread which of my HR representatives do I contact to address this issue?

>>53738417
think of the environment chud

>>53738323
why does his face look as pained as i feel daily?

>>53738417
can i read the email anon

>>53738417
Should send a quarter to cover it

>>53738463
when you are going that fucking hard on the dance floor you leave a bit of your soul out there

damn why does TSLA FSD suck so much
you pay 15k for that shit...

And just like that SKYT will never be below $15 again

Also buy DOLE

Another gap down instant pump. This is extremely aggravating.
>>53738304
Neel is good people. I want to be his friend.

>>53738417
lol you're a janitor

alright i'm buying DOLE
but if you motherfuckers dump it tomorrow i'm shoving a pineapple up your ass

>>53738417
You realize the energy wasted could have gone to underprivileged poc, right?

>ITT gay millenials and their gay 2000s-2010s music
>the gays forget what kind of music invokes unholy gains for the market
https://youtube.com/live/6Irus3d5f0E?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

>>53738465
Too much personal info in it and I'm too lazy and angry to black out everything. Like I said. I just pray to God they fire us because whoever they hire after us is going to be way fucking worse and it's a massive pain in the ass to swap cleaning companies at a massive corporation. It takes months of bidding and training and I want to see those faggots knee deep in their own shit when they realize cleaning companies literally can't find help so they will be fucked.

>>53738417
Post her email address!

>>53738487
>ignored SKYT
>ignored Siga
>ignored BBBY
>ignored AMC
>ignored GME
>ignored EV stocks in 2021
I’m not going to miss out this time. I’m in DOLE and I’m not selling until it has a $20B marketcap

why won't this fucker just collapse back to single digits already

>>53738371
Thank you dole boomer

KOLD kall klan rides again

>>53738496
But it in a tax advantaged account. You don’t even need to buy a lot of it just buy some and hold for years. If management can execute I suspect dole will be a dividend aristocrat one day

>>53738525
Once we get fired I'm going to tell this general the exact business we used to clean for.

I legitimately hope meme stock fans kill them selves

>>53738524
https://www.youtube.com/live/jsr7JbINW0k?feature=share
bullard live

>>53738331
odd they skipped 2022 :)

I told y’all pure mm bullshit. Max pain. Low volume

I'VE HAD THE BLUES,
THE REDS, AND THE PINKS
ONE THING'S FOR SURE--

Give me ONE reason to not invest absolutely everything into AI right now. It's even making e-thots obsolete as well.

>>53738495
/smg/ is not sending us their best

>>53738592
6 dudes on smg = meme stock
Yeah ok
Eat a banana

Accounting on company statements is so funny. Because they can just classify things as whatever they want on their statements. I mean like 10-K's and 10-Q's, etc.
When mom audited the downtown Chicago chocolate factory downtown when she was a CPA and found out they had a massive tax break from the Daley admin because they classified the regular chocolate smell as a public good. i honestly agree because there's a substantial portion West chicago where downtown is that smells just like chocolate chip cookies getting baked

>>53738526
How do you guys repeatedly fall for these shills...? SIGA is $7 now. BBBY is bankrupt. AMC is in a dilution death spiral. GME is a non-profit religious foundation. EV stock CEOs like Trevor Milton are chilling in jail now. SKYT is headed back to $7 next month.
But no, lets chase DOLE now. Lets pump DOLE to $20 just so we can dump it right back down.

>>53738595
saus?

>January up
>February crab
>March _____

guys I'm gonna take my company public next week! ticker is going to be RAPE

buy or sell?

>>53738417
I think I meet you

I give myself diarhea for fun. I take a bunch of laxatives mixed into a protein shake and just dominate my bathroom.

Why is NEGG such a steaming pile of Chinese dog shit and why did I buy more today?

Capcha: SMGMXD

>>53738652
why would you give me a choice?

>>53738647

>>53738633
Everyone on /smg/ nailed the SIGA sell point and its eventual retrace to $7. We exiled the BBBY cultists and dumped on GME baggies at the peak.

SKYT and DOLE definitely have room to run and it's obvious we go short the moment redditors mention either.

>>53738633
I wish I hopped in any of those stocks and hopped out with a profit. The difference is dole actually makes money. Whether they’re selling pineapples or shipping peoples cars aboard their 13 refrigerated container ships they make money.

>>53738652
yeah, that's a solid buy buy buy for me

>>53738617
it's already priced in

>>53738417
If their policy is that all lights must be off, then it's reasonable for them to complain, though scathing is probably overrated. If the policy is to leave it as you found it, and various lights are on and off, then scathing is well outside reasonable, as it's simple enough to forget something like that in a maze of offices.

But, it doesn't mean you're right. I used to work in a 2 shift office, where the night shift manager was having an affair with the morning shift manager, and they'd meet before afternoon shift started based on the light being on or off.
We got a new cleaning crew and they would turn all lights on while vacuuming the hall on one side, and then turn them off as they went through each room. The resulting lack of contact nearly broke the business up when the AM manager thought that the PM manager was no longer interested, and the PM manager kept getting stood up, and it started showing up in their attitudes towards the teams.

How long do you guys usually hold leveraged ETFs for?

>>53738652
Be like a Stacy and wait a couple days for CHAD to become available.

>>53738703
6 hours or so

>>53738703
2x until I die

>>53738703
been holding TQQQ since Jan 22

>>53738700
>they'd meet before afternoon shift started based on the light being on or off.
These niggas living in a John le Carré novel.

>>53738656
>I think I meet you
What kind of broken English chink speak is this?

>be me
>WFH
>The second my status goes to 'away' my boss is messaging me asking "all okay?"
How to profit?

Also - lel, max pain.

>>53738627
Lol I love dole talking bout gme bbby, etc

>>53738633
There's always money in the banana stand.

>>53738703
Until i win or have to cut loss

>>53738739
>The second my status goes to 'away' my boss is messaging me asking "all okay?"
Do you happen to be Chinese?

>>53738417
That's costing Mr Shekelstein & Partners $0.01 per hour!

>>53738524
>'m too lazy and angry to black out everything
Scoopsies might be able to help you out with that

>>53738687
Have you ever considered just... maybe, and I know this might be a stretch, but just bear with me... maybe, perhaps buying a stock that actually has a fundamental reason to move higher over the long run?

Recycle
>>53737045
>>53737045
>>53737045

Ok Ive calmed down a little. Sorry about the sperg out. I tend to go from 1 to 100 back to 1 in the span of 10 minutes. When my boss called me I was fucking screaming into my phone. My neighbor probably thinks I'm a psychopath

> his investment thesis: "sometimes it do be like that"
I can't compete.

DAY-O
WE SAY DAY
WE SAY DAY
WE SAY DAY-O-O-O

>>53738788
if it's that obvious then it's already priced in

>>53738633
I bought AMC at like $15 and sold at $60 and I made good money swinging SIGA a few times. The problem isn't the meme/flavor of the month stocks, the only problem is knowing when to get in and when to get out.

>>53738633
>getting this upset over bananas
These was DOLE shill posting freight ships since sub $8. It's a smg favorite.
t. 1000 shares at 9 avg

>>53738767
No - my boss is just a neurotic S(0)Y boy vagina. His has my personal number (yes I know) as well, so sends me text messages to the same effect. It's not like I'm behind on my deliverables or anything. I guess he's looking out for "time theft" to protect Mr Shekelburg.

>>53738788
Sure but that's 1) boring and 2) unreliable. Remember how long the market can remain irrational, and that inflation/opportunity cost exist.

>>53738808
>if it's that obvious then it's already priced in
Oil was pretty obvious the day Biden entered the office.
Looking back, I don't think that'd been priced in when I entered.

>>53738732
One if by Subway on the corner, Two if by Parking Lot behind the gym.

>>53738799
MISTER TALIBAN
TALLY ME BANANA

>>53738700
Oh the fun I would have If I was an employee and had that kind of information

>>53738700
The managers affair has nothing to do with the cleaning crew so that's a moot point. The fact of the matter is everything a corporation does us a tax write off. The electricity to run the building? A tax write off. Lobster and prime rib dinners for the executives? A tax write off. All cleaning services for the building? A tax write off. Any losses of profit? A tax write off. So it's not even the business complaining it's just waspy yuppies looking for petty shit to complain about for brownie points.

>>53738863
it wasn't obvious, you just guessed correctly

>>53738794
you dummy

Keep consuming natural resources while you can, goys.

>>53738885
And what if he’s guessing correctly with dole

>>53738877
DAYLIGHT COME AND WE DROP-E DE BOMB

>>53738703
For a week. If it looks like I might get assigned I roll forward another week.

>>53738894
>digital inequality

lmao nigger just walk away from the screen

>>53738881
You don't even know what a write off is.

>>53738894
Personally I'm looking forward to ze cyber pandemic where they will erase all financial records, so everyone can own nothing, and we can move to CBDCS / UBI. It'll be just like heckin Mr Robot!

>>53738894

>>53738894
>line through the three OOO
Bullish for oil

I have been beheemed by BOIL. I'm out, peace faggots, sticking to JEPI until I'm 80 years old

>>53738743
Didn’t we burn the banana stand?

>>53738921
I have an accounting degree chud

And fellas, you got to watch it
When she wind up she bottom, she go like a rocket
Jump in the line!

>>53738946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEL65gywwHQ

Joey B is talking about space niggers sell sell sell
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEibBLZXweA

alright, posting some more essential Bananacore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXJtgIwPLTA

>>53738894
pretty soon we will only be able to drink secondary water

>>53738951
OK! I believe you

Reminder that PepsiCo produces dole fruit juices under license

>>53738974
based. anyone else used to collect these shits?

OK, but realistically what price are you people expecting DOLE to hit?

>>53738960
>>53738973
>>53738974
Pretty obvious dont you think bot-chan

>>53738960
Kek I didn't realize that was a Seinfeld quote.

Alright, make your own general you freaks.

>>53738987

>>53739004
This is a coke general. Take this chiqueefa shit on out behind the barn and shoot it

DON'T look at spx mac pain

>>53738881
It's your contract. I'm just telling you, if they want you to not fuck with lights, don't fuck with lights. If your crew can't keep track of that difference without fucking it up routinely, you should consider retiring the contract.
But it's also worth noting, that you're the lowest on the totem pole, from the idiot office worker view. Hence, you will, as in all hierarchy, take irrational emotional venting. This is the real reason the cops beat up the homeless. It's not that they are angry about the drug use or the alcohol, it's some fucked up human instinct to vent on the weakest link when things aren't growing.

>>53738946
I would take that women’s email address and sign her up for all the junk email I could find. Plenty of websites to do this with. And yes, I am a spiteful, petty human being.

all of this dole shilling feels very...inorganic

Fuck i spaced out and forgot to sold my TESLA puts . Im so done

>>53739071
DOH-LE

>>53739071
Yes, something might be rotten here.

>>53739071
yellow indeed

>>53738885
Claiming success is pure luck is a coping mechanism for those who could not properly forsee the future. It's like saying professional poker players are just getting repeatedly lucky.
Sure, there is plenty of event risk that is impossible to forsee, but some trends are clear. Some cycles repeat. Some patterns are consistent.
As a small individual investor, you have pretty significant structural advantages.

>>53738739
Just set yourself up a handy anti-AFK device like this one

>>53738285
Are you going to put the gravy on the mac and cheese

>>53739071
They do it everyone once in a while to try and get a gme, last one was PRTY I think

>>53739034
Coke is trash. It's like 10000000% sugar.

>>53739102
Isn't that only Mexican Coke? Now it's 10000000% HFCS.

wtf i just lost $0.15 on DOLE even though I posted memes

>>53739090
Thank you. You should write a book about this.

>>53739095
>he missed out on DOLE

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>53739102
>Filling your goydrink with addictive ingredients
Based

>>53739133
DOLE is going to announce PO after close. 90% sure of it

>>53739116

Corn syrup and sugar are both pretty bad. A coke once in a while is fine, but the sugar content is insane

>>53739152
Why do you think that

>>53739157
Said who? The same faggots from Cali selling Avacados, Almonds, and Asshole?

>>53739157
Not much difference between soda and juice sugar wise but yeah sugar isnt great.

>>53739157
My portfolio says you should be consuming either a 12 pack a week or 3 2 liter bottles

Fed inflation risk back on. Market responds by going higher cause why the ficcckkkkkkbnot?

>>53738932
I have posted great detail, effort posts for months trying to help newfags see why long natural gas was a bad idea.. you can't save them all, I guess.

>>53739088
Women in yellow took that hit like a boss

>>53739039
You aren't wrong, the office staff loves shitting on us but they won't ever do it in person because they're cowards. They always send passive aggressive emails when they are at home.
>>53739044
Haha wouldn't that be funny if you shared that website with us haha.

>>53739176
Because of shills like you

>>53739010
I'm not a bot, I just like posting music

>>53738417
Are you the same anon from yesterday that said it's le impossible to make a spreadsheet/checklist of all the trash cans in an office building that your cleaning team is responsible for? If so then this is two straight days you're having issues due to something you could easily fix, sounds like you're not running your business correctly friendo. 0/10 would cancel a contract with you immediately due to incompetence

>>53739212
Just what a bot would say.

>>53739197
And remember, during inflation make sure to move the price of things like commodities and real estate absolutely nowhere. They should be so flat that Joe Biden is sniffing their hair.

>>53739181
I don't drink OJ unless I feel really shitty and need quick carbs. Honestly, fruit is fine, but the juice or concentrate is just liquid sugar with no fiber.

Eating an orange seems much smarter to me.

>>53739207
>he missed out
>on DOLE

I think I should buy some John Deere and some Doordash stocks, but I don't have the balls to do it.

>>53739206
>passive aggressive emails from home
lol, trying to translate office politic flexing into the real world.
people are really funny. funniest is that it works for them to feel better when it's done.

Nasd-ACK

>>53739245
Literally opened short around an hour ago, didn't miss out on anything.

>>53739245
Post profile.

>>53739262
>4% short interest
yeah keep us posted.

>>53737045 they are spreading

>>53739206
https://mailbait.info/index.html
I always use this to see if my inbox is functioning correctly.

>>53739071
CARLOS YOU FUCK I'LL KILL YOU

SOXL sisters... what did you ever do to the number 17? Why does it despise us so?

Uhhh another train carrying hazardous materials derailed. How do we profit from this?

>>53739271
You don't make money by following herd

>>53739298
Those happen ALL THE TIME. The media always decides to report things more when a large event happens. Classic.

Monday is another stock market holiday, in case anyone forgot.

>>53739199
I saw your posts and disregarded them because risk adversion is super gay, but now I'm the heemed one looking at a 5% loss in a day

I do gotta wonder. If Elon had been successful in getting Paypal named X, would they be the hottest thing in online payments?

>>53739312
Thanks for the rocket fuel mr loan wolf of Wall Street

i was just thinking, you know what would take this snack to the next level?
a slice of 'narner

>>53739312
>says the guy who never hunted bovines

>>53739250
It never used to bother me, but since they forced all of their employees back to the office, the cubicle cucks are extra pissy now and complain about everything. We haven't got a complaint in over a year and since they brought the last remaining WFH cucks back, we've had multiple complaints every day this week. And I'm sure we'll get complaints tomorrow too. I got an email today from one of the lab heads that said their lab didn't get isn't getting mopped when I literally mopped it last night. Way too many new people coming into an old building and thinking you can turn 20 year old floors into new flooring with a mop and a bucket. That's not how it works. Fuck cubicle cucks have absolutely no common sense. All the know is the trash they learned from their college textbooks.

>>53739327
Rookie mistake, you want baby carrots there.

>>53739199
why would you bother doing that when the screaming from the boil pits is so funny?

>>53739318
It's crazy that fucking Tesla is up 2x in the past month. This really is a shitcoin market.

Plan B portfolio also getting pummeled. Mr. Beast is my only hope.

Dole and SKYT are not meme stocks.
Dole is a deep value play that institutions have been accumulating for months, look at the chart and 13fs.

SKYT will replace Intel. Laugh now, but you’ll see.

>>53739327
>Non animal protein
lmao

>>53739359
You think thats crazy, check out carvana

>>53739362
>refer to your portfolio as Plan B
>It's an abortion

What the fuck was that.

Next week better be good... fuck you snibbs take a break already.

can NDX go down now? i make money when it goes down, that's why i want it, if you wondered

>>53739332
Nothing that some info on mammalian genital enchantment or reptile husbandry can’t fix.

You guys remember when I shilled SKYT for months and you guys thought it was some pajeet scam?
I’m shilling Dole.
Do what you want schizos.

GME is naked shorted

>>53739372
don't drag berserk into your pajeet shilling

>>53739427
>pajeet shilling
You’re too schizophrenic to make it
Where is the newest chapter btw? I don’t know if I can keep reading, it’s so fucken depressing.

>>53739332
They contract you to grind and wax?
Assuming you had the contract before COVID, you need to speak with whomever you contracted with, get ahead of it before they mistake the volume of bullshit for a new fact. If you took the contract during COVID I'd say you need to wait for a while to see if it calms down.

>>53739426
prove it

>>53739414
>>53739420
>triple top on the nasdaq
>unable to break out of the august resistance
Logically it should break down but tomorrow is options expiry day so probably a 3% shitcoin pump.

>>53739451
I know they said they plan on continuing it but the author is dead man

>>53739426

>>53739281
Thank you for your service. I will be using this.
>>53739454
Already did. Part of me bitching to my boss was telling him exactly that. They're cheap fucks. They don't want to pay for shit but want everything to look new. Even the facility manager agreed with us on this one.

Spring is coming soon. People will be sending their awkward stinky kids to play sweat games that poorly recreate war.
Are your kids outfitted with the proper padding and shoes? Do you have recently manufactured gear that won't break, splinter or otherwise fail to cause injury?
ESCA

why is anyone seriously slurping TSLA after the FSD announcement? This should be sub $200 on the news.

>The European Commission has abandoned plans to sanction Russia's nuclear sector or its representatives in its next sanctions package, three diplomats told POLITICO on Thursday.

>The EU executive initially told EU countries that it would try to draw up sanctions targeting Russia's civil nuclear sector. And, ahead of a meeting of EU leaders last week, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy urged the bloc at least to issue sanctions against Russian nuclear energy company Rosatom.

>But that plan has failed, the three diplomats said, pointing to the latest sanctions drafts.

EU WOMEN OWE ME SEX AND $100/LB URANIUM

My Roth IRA is currently 100% JEPI. Should I leave it until I retire, or buy an equal amount of decent companies? My plan would be to never sell and DCA until I'm 67.

>>53739517
We're actually taking Braydyn out of soccer this year due to inflation.

>>53739327
I dont eat any candy, snack, chips. No sugary stuff either.
Just meat, veggies, fruits, eggs and milk.

>>53737246
underrated post

>>53739470
Either direction is preferable. This crab is useless, might as well just fomo into JEPI

>>53739524
OTA software updates are much less of a deal than traditional "put your car in the shop for 3 days so we can install a 10 cent piece of metal that prevents your airbag from killing you" recalls.

market will never go down again

>>53739526
Buy some stable dividend aristocrats. A stock that raises its divvy every year will eventual beat JEPI yields

>>53739526
I'd just DCA into an index fund that tracks the market if that's your plan. I do that plus JEPI in my Roth.

>>53739536
Excellent, you can put up a practice training net in the yard instead.
ESCA
https://www.escaladesports.com/collections/soccer-football-training/products/goalrilla-gamemaker-4x6-goal

>>53739551
but it seems more like the "update" will be to disable FSD, given they admit it can't handle freeways?

>>53739526
I can recommend some iShares ETFs if you want

>>53739558
That won't work. We put a shack up in the yard to list on AirBnb for extra income.

>>53739564
Yeah but a whizz bang beta feature getting disabled for a week or a month isn't like "Ford issues recall of all F-150s due to risk of gas tank explosion" or whatever. That's sort of the market thinking.

>>53739327
this is an 18+ board bro

Dump or pump tomorrow ?

I’m not gunna bake, but I’m betting we’ll be posting in a dole edition next thread. See you there I need to repair a sprinkler pipe for my mother in law

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS, ITS NOT GOING HIGHER.

HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO BE DISTRUBTED ON BY MM's TO REALIZE THAT YOU NEED TO STOP BUYING 0DTE CALLS

YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY

>>53739588
Interesting, 4chan won't allow me to delete this. I really hate SEC

>>53739588
>I can recommend some iShares ETFs if you want
Show me what you got anon

>>53739599
Nice choice.
Let me recommend some thing that may put your Listing over the top:
>Table Games
This 7 foot dining table quickly converts to a ping-pong table, or a billiards table, and back, easily and conveniently. In your tool-shed turned AirB&B, your guests could even put sleeping bags on the table, giving you an edge on those boring listings that just have methamphetamine byproducts in the carpets.
https://www.escaladesports.com/collections/multi-game-tables/products/atomic-hampton-3-in-1-pool-table-tennis-dining-table
ESCA

>>53739641
Those wicks are a pure distillation of human suffering. You can really feel it.

>>53739600
sorry would you prefer cum on a cracker

>>53739664
I like you, ESCA shill. Keep it up.

>>53739637
>down up down up
crab back up 1%, or go down 1%

>>53739655
Shut the fuck up derek

>>53739663
Please reach out to a professional financial advisor.

>>53739666
>You can really feel it.
yes

>>53739637
Dump, no one wants to hold over a 3 day weekend

I don't know what to do anymore

>>53739695
>professional financial advisor (female)

>>53739538
>No sugary stuff
>fruit
Anon, I...On the bright side, it's much better than the average lard ass to get your sugar intake from fruit vs junk food, just don't overdo it because fruit is still sugary

>>53739720
What 3 day weekend?

>>53739724
jump in the line!

>>53739641
maximum pain and confusion colorized 2023

>>53739731
It's Washington's birthday, you godless heathen. Go back to Ireland: https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

the last 3 days of trading. It's cute isn't it. The same exact pattern. They are dumping until opex and won't let it crash

>>53739752
Kek literally pic related

can we at least end with sour hour?
close your 0dte's you greedy pigs

>>53739752
Anon, 0dte's mean that every day is opex. They're over half the market volume at this point.

>>53739772

Since last monthly opex: shitty earnings, hot employment, hot retail sales, hot CPI, hot PPI all have to be hedged for on monthlies. They have no hedges under 410 now so they are literally doing everything they can to prop it until they can get longer hedges for the move down

>>53739724

>>53739752
Everyday is opex now the option jews just sell massive amount of 0dte

>>53739772
>>53739811
well someone oughta do something about it

>>53739803
>have to be hedged for on monthlies
Why? There are liquid options available for literally every single one of those event days.

>>53738417
Why do you and your team of niggers have so much trouble cleaning the shitters and vacuuming? It sounds like you need to spend more time supervising and less time sucking cock. I shouldn't even know you jannies even exist. Clean the shit properly and leave.
This is why Boomers give up and hire illegals.

>>53739752
Dumping what??

>>53738524
>too lazy and angry
This is why you're having these problems in the first place.

>>53739823

guys running billions of dollars aren't hedging their entire books with 0DTEs on CPI day bro. Even if 0DTEs make up nearly half of option volume, people still buy longer dated options to hedge delta. 1 month ago shit looked good, so they didn't think they needed to hedge low, now that shit is getting bad they need to hedge. I mean do you really think it's a coincidence we get like 5 fucking shitty events that in the past would cause a -3% down day, and the VIX gets crushed all day every day? The VIX is fucking 18. Yields have rallied 10% in two weeks and QQQ is up 3%. This shit isn't normal, it's like literally 3 std deviation from norm correlations.

>>53739803
how does the rest of the world compare though

>>53739838
Wife forget to give you a handjob last night because your daughters new boyfriend is kinda cute?

>>53739838
In Rocker's defense, they're lower class Michiganders he hired like a month ago. We're not talking Hans the certified cleaning technician, who's got 20 years experience and plays Janitor Simulator 2023 for fun on the weekends. There's a learning curve.

>captcha: ASS4R

kek Chase is spamming all of my CC accounts with low APR offers
consoomers may be HOOKED

>>53739872
So when are we going to crash.

>>53739872
That's correct and it's the reason I'm buttblasted and booty bothered about the price action this week. It ain't doing what it ought do.

>>53739891

and now after distributing for 2 fucking weeks, they want to dump into opex tomorrow

im letting my puts exercise, that's how sure I am tomorrow is going to be a blood bath

>>53739872
How does it end though?

fun candle hour

>>53739471
There are new chapters made by his team following his guidelines. They’re very depressing though.

>>53739891
I don't know. If this really is distribution it should be soon-ish.

>>53739872
OK, let me ask you this: when they hedge February do they use the February monthly opex or the April one?

>Well, the February one. They're not retards that throw money away on extra theta.

OK, then why would they stick with the traditional February monthly opex when they could buy options for the exact days they want to hedge.

At the point they buy them they're not 0dtes. They're 16dtes or whatever, but on the exact date that makes sense.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>53739919
The Bullard. I warned you nigger

WTF news bros. What is happening ?

What the fuck was that candle?

0DTE trading already making this 10min candle go up and down faster than a tijuana hooker on coke

you made enough on the way up right anon?

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

GO GO SOUR HOUR

see >>53739929

>>53739936
>>53739930

just 0DTE clown market algos

>>53739923
didn't he already stop talking an hour ago

>>53739930
>UNITED STATES TO REPATRIATE NEARLY $1 MLN TO NIGERIA - U.S. DOJ
The government is getting scammed. We're liquidating SPY to unblock this Nigerian prince's stuck inheritance.

AAAAAHHHHH

Circuit breakers, c'mon. They laughed at my XAUCAD, where is the justice.

I get the distinct feeling this 0DTE shit won't end well

>>53739974
don't worry anon, everyone get's bailed out in the end except middle class straight white men

I LIKE BIG BULLARDS AND I CANNOT LIE

>>53739974

>Zero days to options expiration(0DTEs) are puts and calls on individual stocks and indexes that expire within 24 hours. 0DTE options may seem like speculative you only live once (YOLO) bets at first glance.

>But, when one appreciates how brokers hedge options, they then grasp the potential for considerable instability in individual stocks and the market.

>Before exploring 0DTE options, it's worth briefly discussing portfolio insurance's role in Black Monday 1987.

>One of my first reactions to hearing of the recent popularity of 0DTE trades was to recall Black Monday and the 22.6% crash of the Dow Jones Industrial Average on October 19, 1987. There were several causes for the crash, but the factor that significantly amplified the decline was portfolio insurance.


https://www.advisorperspectives.com/articles/2023/02/01/how-0dte-options-will-cause-the-next-black-monday

Yes YES hit my limit buys. I only become stronger with each one.

>Named Bullard
>Is bearish

>>53739986
The only way there will be a bailout is post-disaster, and by that point it won't matter, it will just delay the inevitable death spiral again. I kinda hope we get the death spiral without a bailout. This shitshow needs to end.

>>53740014
Bullish/Bearish is dependent on POV.

He's Bullish on Inflation

>>53740014
>Named Lael
>Not Mexican

>>53739963

>named Jerome
>is not a nigger

>>53740023
the shitshow will not end. we can get far, far more insane than this.

>"In my professional opinion shit's fucked yo."

>>53740032
For me it's the "No landing" meme. Dumbfucks at the Fed gave so much time for everyone to lock in financing and strengthen their balance sheet that rape hikes don't actually do anything.

sell sell sell

AAPL looking remarkably strong despite everything.
Send it to 170

>>53739911

you have to have hedges for your book to be neutral. When you are complacent and don't think bad shit is going to happen (the last two months) you buy less, vix crush. When that dramatically changes and implied volatility becomes way more valuable than realized volatility, you need protection. There is downside risk now. It hit all at once this week. Their books aren't prepared for it. They will hold it until their current hedges expire and they buy new ones, which will cause the VIX to explode passed 20 again

>>53740034
>>53740041

>>53740034
kek

>>53740046
Once I heard "no landing" I was just waiting for this week to go bobo. Yesterday's magik pamp to 24K on bitcorn sealed the deal.

WHAT WAS THAT

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>>53740082

>>53740082

>>53740042
At what cost

>>53740056
I get that. But again, the hedges they buy aren't limited to ~30 days out or one choice per month/week. They have options for options. Which means all or even most of their hedging won't show up in the VIX calculation.

>>53738617
you forgot ((missing arms)), thats why top middle only has one. kinda cute tho

>>53740108
Top middle has two arms to me, though it's true it's subdued in all the black (uncooked low res raw picture).
I'm honestly getting afraid of what these can do. Now you only need like 10 or 15 pics of your ex, make a LoRa out of her, and you can basically do any porn you want of her in seconds and by the thousands, and post it on the internet if she pissed you off. Reverse works too. It's frightening.

>>53740185
>Now you only need like 10 or 15 pics of your ex, make a LoRa out of her, and you can basically do any porn you want of her in seconds and by the thousands, and post it on the internet if she pissed you off.
Hah, imagine if someone has been saving nearly every picture of their ex for years, as well as downloading old voice memos for this very reason (tho not the revenge porn part). Imagine...