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reminds me of that time i worked at a small employer who remembers everyone's birthday and forgot mine two years in a row lmao. didn't even bother to tell hr about it

>>53736814
Too generous

>>53736814
Only manchildren take their birthday off.

>>53736848
>quiet non enthusiastic loner
>didn't promote synergy
Jokes on you kid

>eating goyslop next to a trash can in trash heap kitchen
Lmao socialism in a nutshell

>>53736977
>Doesn’t own a company and isn’t able to take a full week off for birthday in Vegas fucking Stacys
>NGMI

Why do zoomies think you need the whole day off for your birthday? Lmao. Just celebrate at night after work like a normal person.

>>53736814
>some fatass suggest donuts when we finish bi project
>mid level manager agrees
>day comes everyone sits around eating donuts
>dont want to be a fat ass, dont eat one
>"Anon, you don't like donuts?!"
>no, just not hungry rn
>"Ok, better get one before the end of the day!"
>3pm
>"I think everyones got their donut right? Anon, how about you.....you better eat one!
>fatass has eaten 3
>manager literally forces me to eat a donut in front of him

>>53737436
you don't do this

>>53737451
next time say you take one later for after lunch or some bs, then dont eat one and say you did.

t. i dont eat goyslop

>>53737451
Anon take the donut next time, culturally insensitive to refuse free food. I got irritated just reading this post, can't imagine how badly you offended the burgers in your office.

>>53737502
Thats what I did, first in the morning, then during every break. He literally got 13 donuts for 12 people, and was literally keeping track of everyone who ate one. At the end of the day in front of every he literally said "Anon, I got these to show my appreciation for you guys, I dont know why you don't want one :*( " so I had to eat one to not be super weird in front of everyone

>>53736977
>nobody celebrates my life with me
Kek. Loser.

>>53737451
just tell them you're diabetic or vegan or kosher or gluten free or some shit

>>53737440
This. It's cool if your birthday is on a weekend so you can party, but it's not like we really do anything on our birthdays other than have a dinner. Just celebrate in the evening or on the following weekend. Although if a boss does give you your birthday off that's pretty nice.

>>53737451
And then everyone clapped

>>53737451
You WILL eat ze donut

>>53736977
I don't think people take their birthdays off to celebrate, they do it because it's an acceptable excuse in society to not go to work on your birthday and they use that opportunity to actually enjoy life instead of having to go to their soul-crushing jobs.

>>53736814
if that ain't the saddest fucking picture I've ever seen. Jfl

>>53737451
Just say you're on a diet? Why are you even complaining about something so trivial that you could've easily avoided?

>>53737451
>No thank you, I don't want a donut. Someone else may have mine.
That's all you have to say. It's not weird. No one will think twice about it. Why are you people so fucking autistic.

>>53737451
desu it's a fucking donut. I don't eat goyslop either but it's turbo autism to refuse a donut once in a blue moon in a social setting. Just eat the fucking donut nigger

>>53737451
>''no thanks haha still trying to work off the christmas pounds''

Jeez it's not so hard anon, learn to speak up before you go on a rampage

>>53736814
Have people never worked on their birthday before? Usually people celebrate on the weekends if their birthday is during the week

>>53736814
if I was in that situation I'd say no thanks, look at them like they have two heads, and go about my day
no need to let yourself be humiliated further

>>53736814
He exudes beta autist energy too. Bet he gets walked all over by his female supervisor.

>>53736814

He got paid too, right?

>>53737451
Only amerimutts can whine about free food.

>>53737052
he should have touched base about this. the employer really needs to work on setting a level playing field where teammates feel appreciated

>>53736814
Every time anyone worked on their birthday my boss would give them an off-the-record birthday card with a 50 dollar bill, and if it was their day off they would get a 25 as a gift next day they come in. But some dumb zoomie-zoomer-zoom-zoom of course had to fucking brag about it all over social media, and then HR and my boss's boss found out about it because apparently corporations have rooms filled with HR cunts hunting down social media posts wanting to ruin lives and end careers, and my boss got into shit over it, and had to stop, and from then on it was just "pizza" and "donuts" instead of real cash or useless gift cards for goyslop joints at a measly 10 dollars because that what was permitted.

I fucking hate zoomers, learn to keep your mouths fucking shut about good things happening to you. Why can't they just fucking learn basic online OPSEC, especially work related shit.

>>53737451
>eat the fucking donut anon or you're fired
>no, no, chew it nice and slow
>open your fucking mouth, let me see that you're chewing it up real nice
>now swallow it, take a big fucking gulp
>now take another bite
>remember I will fire you, and make sure you never be able to find a job in this business again
>now CHEW
>and you better believe you'll be working late with no overtime pay, get back to fucking work

>>53736814
Where did it all go wrong for this wagie?

>>53736977
Boomer detected.
Die under a sheet of burning plastic.

>>53737451
How about: "no thanks, I watch my diet".

Simple as.

>>53738866
He is intelligent, this world is suffering for those with high iq, if he was dumb he’d be content like most normie wagies

>>53738866
Employers have access to the global labor pool now. The weak wagies are being culled by the steong

>>53738844
I appreciate you and your dubs.

>>53737451
say you are allergic. to office bullshit

>>53738866
When he set the camera up to capture him stooping over his stove and then editing the video to add text and post for everyone to see.

>>53737757
>>53738844
kek, basically. Except its more "b-but I got you these donuts with my own money because I appreciate you all so much (def not because upper management tells me to do whatever I can to not give anyone raises even for finishing everything under budget and early)"

>>53738315
Its not food. It's corn syrup and bleached flour

>>53737908
>>53737854
>>53737850
>>53738888
Because all my coworkers (most overweight) were around me, I can't people that eat donuts are disgusting and I myself am better than that

>>53739239
Manager literally asked if anyone had allergies, etc before. He would gladly get some gluten-free bullshit that was just as unhealthy. I didn't say anything hoping I could just avoid it, but he made sure I ate it

>>53739842
You have a persecution complex based on the fact that you're too beta to refuse a fucking donut. And then you complain on the internet about it. Jesus christ, how sad is your life?

>>53736977
I take the full week off

>>53737883
Fuck you, that shit turns into toxic sludge inside your body.

>>53740100
>And then you complain on the internet about it. Jesus christ, how sad is your life?

>>53736814
Typical white boys.
By the way if you celebrate your birthday after 12 years old you're a little girl.
Birthdays are for children, your mother and your wife.
But whatever. You do you.

>>53736977
I don't even celebrate Christmas.
>>53737436
>in Vegas fucking Stacys
We know you fat fucks aren't getting pussy, not at home, not in Vegas.
>Prostitution.
Ah, carry on.

>>53737440
You are the definition of a wagecuck.

>>53737451
Say no, retard.
I tell them sugar is bad for my health (it is).

>>53737568
>food
>Sugar and goy slop is food.
I hate you.
>>53737570
Nah, fuck that m8, tell fattie to fuck off.
Sugar is the real enemy.

>>53737690
>>nobody celebrates my life with me
>Caring about others.
Kek, loser.

>>53736977
i take the day off every year, not to celebrate my birthday (i live alone), but because i just dont want to go to work. i will take any excuse i can get

>>53736814
those pizza. id rather lick the floor and im not joking.

>>53737451
>If I eat a single donut I won't be heckin' basederino goyslop!!!!!!
One day we'll be able to cure autism. Maybe not yours though.

>>53737854
>Don't be so modest! Have a donut!!

>>53738866
>manlet
>average looking
>shit taste in cars
He will never have a gf, it's over

>>53737451
>say no
>okay anon maybe next time!
wow that was hard

>>53740207
your birthday is special and unique and deserves celebration, just like everyone else.

>>53736977
>Only manchildren take their birthday off.
Where I work people actually bring food to work and celebrate their birthday on the weekends. I will probably bake a cheesecake or something with lemon on mine.

>>53736814
Why are his feet so big?

>>53740575
>Does anon ever eat?

>>53736814
It's even funnier that its a Chicago town pizza and those mini ones come in a pack of two, yet he only got one.

>>53736977
I would literally rather sit home alone in the darkness than have people bring a cake in my office to "celebrate" my birthday. Get the fuck out of my office, nards

>>53742823
Also no table to sit at, sitting next to a fucking bin and other peoples shoes whilst still wearing his headset, pathetic.

>>53740575
>No. I'm good. Thanks.

>>53742848
Christ almighty, you either laugh or you cry.

>>53737052
hurr durr doo always be outgoing or else people will just forget your pay haha

>>53738866
Skinny faggot.
Lift more

>>53740252
kukk?

>>53737570
He just said that to cow you into eating one, and it worked, in front of everyone. Next time take one, wrap it up "for later" and throw it away on your way home.

>>53743870
>anon I need to talk to you, I knew you didn't eat that donut. To be honest, it seems you haven't been much of a team player lately. We can't let a rebel throw a wrench in our happy family. One bad apple spoils the bunch and all that.
>Now, I've brought another donut and I would like to see you eat it, here, now.

>>53737451
>"No thanks, I really don't want to eat a donut at the moment"
Was it that hard you fucking aspie?

>>53736814
Your birthday is the day you were born. Expecting anything to happen whatsoever, especially for a workplace, is for women and children.