/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53734554
>welcoming street shitting chainniggers
you're gonna regret that

I fucking knew my kajaking guide in Barcelona was a retarded LINK marine

if link pumps this year ill go there. ive been to spain couple of times but not barcelona before.

>>53734575
how do you know it was caused by LINK and it wasn't just a regular spainiard?
Maybe he needed his siesta

>>53734554
I'm going to fucking ensure Sergey goes out onto the ramblas alone and gets raped and mugged. Maybe then he'll also feel like a link holder.

>>53734614
based
he needs his ass beat

>>53734578
i'm gonna be spamming this thread close to the dates to tell you all about where to go and to do in barcelona, it's really a nice city, and if you go to places that locals go it's a lot cheaper and safer......just don't be a retard and carry any type of crypto wallet in the phones bros. fucking thieves/pickpockets in barcelona are no joke...
>>53734614
Exactly like this, some areas are both dangerous and tourist traps , not worty of visiting.

I would love to answer questions others linkbros have.......but i'm not doing a meet up with any of you......as we all know if you invest in link you are a madman!!!

>>53734554
I'm curious who the big speakers are.
SmartCon is like the Mark of Death for crypto scammers.

Granted, all scammers get found out sometime/somehow.
But speaking at SmartCon ensures that this will be the year your scam falls apart.

Bancor
Celsius
FTX
... WHO WILL IT BE THIS YEAR?

>>53734742
you're right anon, sergey was the first scammer to be found out through shartcon

>>53734742
Chainlink itself, think about it anons, this year they change the avenue not because barcelona it's cheaper, or more beatifull....NO!! the reason is selfevident! in barcelona there are no guns!
the fucker is scared that some linkmarine with get realmarine on his ass and make him a living gruyere cheese jajajjajaja.
fr fr no cap!

Yeah good luck getting mugged by a walking rave burning containers and waving fake flags. The moment Sergey steps out the airplane he'll regret it instantly because there is not enough McDonald's per capita in the city. Most of which are guarded by hobos reeking of five month old sweat. I mean it's not that different from NYC anyway. I'd be surprised if LINK breaks $10 after the event.

>>53735010
>hobos reeking of five month old sweat.
They're called "street performers" biggot.

>>53734742

>>53734554
Hey anon,
How will I fare trying to navigate the city if I don’t know any Spanish?

>>53735126
uncomfortably close to the truth mang

Is it worth going to a smart con alone and without much technical knowledge about link.

>>53734710
>as we all know if you invest in link you are a madman
based barcelona bro

>>53734554
Tell me more anon. I'm in a mad rush to get a job so I can start saving up for my first cross Atlantic excursion.

>>53735360
Well its a security risk for sure, you can watch it online ur not missing anything unless you wanna network (ur posting on 4chan so you dont want to network)

>>53734554
No one is excited to fly to Spain to see something like a bull fight where the fighter waves a plaid flag instead of red and a bunch of faggots tango dance in plaid tuxedos

Then sergey comes out and says “Um, buenos dias, hola from linkador de las cadenas, um right, so, I’ll be speaking with some executive you’ve never heard of before now, but was the CEO of Amazon in 2009, so it’s totally a big deal, don’t miss that. Also, the empanadas are really tasty”

>>53735284
Thanks to America, everyone speaks English in Spain and surrounding countries, especially in cities. I can’t wait until everyone is truly just a non-description brown citizen of the world. Spain is a pretty good simulation of generations of racemixing

>first in person SmartCon taking place in the mecca of finance, Jew York City
>biggest economy in the world, with a 68% crypto adoption amongst businesses and CEOs and a total of 14% overall adoption
>the second one is taking place on the 2nd largest city of the 14th largest economy in the world, with a rate of 2.3% total crypto adoption
meh, at least it ain't in Nigeria or some shit

It’s only going to be in Barcelona because some French fag decided it was unfair euro linkies had to stay up late to watch it live.

>>53735401
Going to Europe is highly overrated. That is what people won’t tell you. Especially going to a city like Barcelona. If you HAVE to go to a European city, fly to Lisbon because it is cheap and explore that city, then go to Vienna. The rest of your time should be spent exploring rural wine regions. And I’m speaking as someone who can afford to take a trip to Europe and spend $1k per day.

I don’t know why people are so excited to “travel.” The place loses its novelty after a couple of days.

>>53735284
>>53735360
>>53735401
honestly you can go speaking only english without problem....do the natives speak english perfectly or atleast somewhat passable english? nah, most of us don't speak a correct english but we are so accostumed to tourism that is not a barrier of entry,
you will be undestood and you will understand us even with our crappy english, that said if you go to the touristic places then yes, you will be able to speak english with most vendors/barmans but of course you will get touristic prices, which are still cheap compared to other european destinations, think that the median salary is around 1500 euros..... and still you will always see most bar, cafeterias and discos full each week our prices are really affordable outside touristic traps.

>>53735769
does NY have tapas and cheap beer? no right? barcelona better for conventions then, jokes aside several crypto conventions have been done in the city already......again it's both cheap and modern. ideal for this type of conventions.

>>53735769
They’re hoping they can rope in some poor, unsuspecting EuroAnons.

>>53735863
How do I get a Barcelona beauty to come to my hotel and drain my balls? I prefer not to pay and I'm a slightly out of shape, bald, but decent looking white blue eyed dude.

>>53735863
Aragon/Catalonia sucks bro, Castile rules

>>53735936
You don’t. Spain isn’t Peru or Venezuela. Spanish girls aren’t going to be impressed by a fat, pale American in town for a tech conference

>>53735936
i'm sorry to inform you but prostitution has been banned in spain........in this totally unrelated webpage https://www.slumi .c om/masajes-eroticos-mujeres/barcelona or https://www.decontactos .c om/escorts/barcelona/ you can hire a cute girl to do "activities" around the city or even massages.........yes....it's that stupid , and no , if you don't wanna pay and are fat .......... good luck mate! you will need it ;) pd it's several times cheaper than USA so enjoy the discount.....just like our linkies are at discount for over a year :(

fc barcelona's new shirt sponsor will be chainlink by the end of the year

Barcelona anons. I attended a bad ass party at the palace of whatever it is on top of the hill during “sonar”. One of the best parties I ever been to. We stayed at the hotel that had a rooftop area overlooking the church.

I absolutely love the city and hopefully my burger self and my wife are there again this year. The food, and the culture are ace.

Also, round up your gypsies and execute them. I almost punched one in the face on the subway. They are extremely agressive. They would get stomped out in the USA or shot acting how they do in Spain.

>>53735499
How would a big mac empanada look and taste?
A Big Macpanada?

Sergey is scared of americans griefing his minecraft server

fuck you catalan cunt
get the fuck out of spain already you faggots

Will link pump this year? What's funny is the team clearly don't give a f*CK of its 7 or 70

Which part of Spain is the most based and was the least raped by the Ummayad Caliphate?

>>53735856
Anon, I'm not going for sightseeing. I'm going there for the conference first and foremost. But the sight seeing may come second

>>53735863
Thank you anon. Hopefully we'll have another thread on this and I'll have more questions to ask.

>>53739161
Asturias

>>53734554
>because we got called out pretty hard, we are announcing unstaking v0.1. selected stakers will be eligible to unstake their rewards. timeline? this year

Smartcon? Sounds like a gathering of intelligent conmen and it's held in Spain lol

I'm going to have to learn Porchagese otherwise I'll get scammed in Spain

I lived in Barcelona in 2004 and it’s completely different now. Plaça trippy used to be full of interesting weirdos and drug dealers and now it’s just full of tourists. Even El Raval is just full of tourists.
I think they made all the Gypsies move away or something, which is nice. The Barcelona Gypsies were the worst human beings I have ever seen. But the city in general is a lot more clean and boring and tourist friendly. Se ha perdido la alma.
Tech nerds have nothing to worry about.

>>53734710
My ass is the pocket nature gave me. I dare your fucking pickpockets to pick my keyhole. It is reserved for Sir Gay, for whom i perform kegels every five minutes. My farts are the stinkiest. My keyhole the wrinkliest.