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I haven't jacked off in 5 days. Feels good.

literally 100 dollars

I had eggs 3 days ago and I regret it

>>53731346
Or maybe you think you need to but you really don't

What does seggs feel like anyway? Is touching a woman's skin pleasurable?

>>53731396
I prefer my cat. She shows more genuine affection and doesn't annoy me as much. I just can't swing that way unfortunately.

>>53731346
stinky eggs?

>>53731396
Yes they feel really really good. But is it worth all the trouble and money? In most cases, no.

>>53731424

Just don’t be poor, dating isn’t that expensive if you have a decent job

>>53731396
it's just skin and a wet hole.

i don't understand humans at all.

>>53731418

What?

>>53731396
I will never know the answer to this question

>>53731483
I mean I can't have sex with my cat it doesn't feel like the right thing to do

>>53731645
you can only fuck a cat with a spiny penis. try fucking a cactus first then do the cat

>>53731396
what the hell is this .gif? ur triggering my autism.

>>53731396
In my experience it's always surprising how soft their skin is

>>53731346
i had sex with my hand and it felt kind of lame but at least i didn't catch any std's

>>53731725
every time i cum into a towel i think of how that could've been a daughter that could've grown up to give me black grandchildren or a son that grew up to cut off his dick

>>53731396
I guess it's different for everybody. I was virgin till 28yo. I would do everything just to touch a pussy. I believed if I had sex my life would suddenly somehow improve.
When it finally happened and I tocuhed pussy for the first, something broke inside me. I thought: " This is it?"
The skin on pussy felt just really unpleasant. Nothing like I was imagining before. It was like touching your armpit or skin of raw chicken.
When I put my dick inside I was disappointed again. It felt like if my dick was numb. I didnt felt any structure or moisture of the pussy. On the other hand very soon I felt urge to cum.
I was dreaming about this for years and it made me so diappointed. I was seeing this girl once a week for two months. I thought I wil eventaully "learn" how to enjoy it but it was always the same shit.
Now I'm 31yo. I had 6 different girls since then and now I have regular sex 2-3 times a week. I still dont find any joy in it. For me it's just a chore .

I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND

>>53731920
>For me it's just a chore
I will do your chores for you Anon, for free!

>>53731645
for me, it's that doujin where the dude's cat turns into a loli

>>53731920
>The skin on pussy felt just really unpleasant.
i've got bad news for you

>>53731346
It is overrated. Completely shit with a condom as your own hand feels better and without it is pretty nice once you slide it in but after fucking (especially fast) you kind of also lose the feel a little bit and it gets tiring after a while. The most fun part is leaving your girl twitching on the bed as you take a huge post sex dump for 5minutes while scrolling 4channel.

Overall the time investment is worth it for the love an affection of another person but sex in itself is overrated. Also if you ever believe having a gf will change anything, no it won't

>>53731357
Based. I haven't given up the seed since December.

>>53732440
slightly understating how good sex is/can be but generally true. this is also why prostitutes are unappealing. there's no sense of love and affection unless you have the suspension of disbelief of a 10 year old and you just get the (not even) raw physical sensation

>>53732002
you dishonor whitebeard by posting that pic on your pathetic text

>>53732643
the only thing worth a damn in this world is love and you can only truly attain it by simply being a good person

satan doesn't want you to know