/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53730400
I unironically would

Also sorry OP I didn’t read your post

>>53730400
>how do i cope?
live like a miser for the next 15 years, saving every penny. buy used clothes, give yourself haircuts, only buy protein on sale, buy bottom shelf booze.

and then you retire. by then you'll be used to spending very little money, so whatever you've saved will last you. and that's it, you've won

>>53730415
TLDR; OP is a faggot, whining about making $120k a year with a cushy job, because he is still poorer than his friends.

My advice, OP? Stop comparing yourself to other people. Your job is literally nothing like your friends, so comparing your salary and theirs is pointless. It's an apples to oranges situation.

its impossible to actual close friends with people of a higher or lower social strata then you

I'm not being mean, just spitting some facts: find new friends you can relate to

>>53730400
You are the bum of the group that’s why you feel like it. If you’re worth the same as them then go out and get the same as them. Learn to code etc and then get them to recommend you

>>53730400
Dude, you make a month like the double of the yearly salary of many third world countries where homes are still priced in us dollars, stop being a faggot

>>53730505
>>53730587
Lol unless you live in some bumfuck shithole in the Midwest or Deep South 120k is nothing nowadays

200k is the new 100k

oh look it's this thread again

>>53730606
This. To be honest even in major cities like NYC, Miami, or SF, even $1m is nothing if you have kids. To live well in major cities you gotta be making around $2m if you have kids. That's just the sad truth nowadays

Nice pasta

Also just because I'm nice OP, you're most realistic options to make bank are expanding your tech skills and going into FAANG or starting your own business. The easiest way by far to make 7 figures is starting your own business. The income you can get from owning your own business will dwarf all those jobs except partner level big law or private equity.

>>53730400
sara jay 20 years ago is probably one of top5 pornstars of all time

Didn’t we have this thread 6 hours ago?

>>53730400
Sorry to tell you but you failed

>>53730540
>the mind of an insecure zoggoblin
I've got friends with 8 figure nws and plenty with 5 or 6
true friendship isn't your networth, stop listening to "drive forever"

>>53730400
Well, you got a bachelor's degree and are hanging out with people who have master's degrees, doctorate, and completed the bar and residency. You are out of your league. It's like being a 6 and hanging out with 8s and wondering why you don't get the girls they do.

>>53730606
200k for a scrum master is retarded and 120k is already high OP peaked unless he moves up and at 31 he probably won't unless he straight up gets a new job/ leaves his current company

>>53730400
>scrum master

Just a do nothing position.
AI will be taking your "job".

sorry to break it you, but you're a massive normie for caring

>>53730854
nearly all office work is a do nothing position

>>53730774
you think you've got friends with those people
have a problem in your life and go to those 'friends', and you will find out very quickly what they think of you

>>53730774
ask them for 10k right now

>>53730867
It is beyond even normal office bullshit jobs.
How a company is paying that much for what some clown off the street could do with a few days training is beyond me.

>>53730400
I've worked at several FAANG as has my wife your friends are fucking lying to you noone works 9-5 in FAANG. I work 6am-5pm take care of my baby 2 hours and then work 7pm-11pm FREQUENTLY.

Many people I know also do this.

Then again I make about 400k a year all in. Still though.

>>53730400
Anon anyone with $200 can become an official certified scrummaster. You have no in dept knowledge. Your main job is enforcing a framework which doesn't fit 90% of the organisation, the only reason it's implemented is because most managers don't know the stuff his team does and having a product owner and scrummaster is the perfect scape goat. Scrum makes the people who actually do the hard work very unhappy. Your only solution is having an other call, having an other promise how we will do it better next time etc. Don't compare yourself to Docters, Lauwers etc. Compare yourself to bureaucrats at local government.

>>53730400
>fully remote 6 figures complaining
Lol cringe larp

>>53730400
>((()))
>bolt ons
>post wall
>a whole host of std's

would not

>>53730432
It's not worth being alive at age 46 without a family and having worked your youth away. The bad of those 15 years of work will exceed the good that comes from a couple decades of retirement. Especially in old age.

>>627905951
Don't forget the 10 hours of single player

You posted this thread already

>>53730400
>scrum master
A Scrum Master is a professional who leads a team using Agile project management through the course of a project. A Scrum Master facilitates all the communication and collaboration between leadership and team players to ensure a successful outcome.
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>i make this much per year
Don't forget 50% income tax
Why do Americans do this?
Who would pay you $10k to do this

>>53730400
>scrum
Sr. Sysadmin here, and have no idea or care what "scrum" means or is, but it's on my resume and I am an expert at it. These ghey acronyms hit sometime in the late 2000's, that's when I realized IT is full of faggots. Now I prey on companies for an IT paycheck and literally do nothing as much as possible. I just tell HR roasties I've been "in Windows" since 1994 and they cream and I get an interview with a closet faggot 30-someting hiring manager that doesn't know anything outside of taking cock.

>>53733018
>What are the 5 principles of scrum?
>The Five Scrum Values
>
>A team's success with scrum depends on five values: commitment, courage, focus, openness, and respect.

Holy tranny faggotry right there. I'm sorry I finally looked this up.

>>53733034
I'm scr00ming, mum
Why did they call it scrum master. Looks like if you are some kind of high wizard or something that masters some spellset.

>>53731783
>source: dude just trust me bro

>>53730400
>scrum master
>IT department
So you're useless then? Anyone with skills goes into contractor work and blitzes the competition.

>>53730400
This is literally copy pasta from a post yesterday.

>>53731783
This is true. Maybe the top SWE at FAANG work "2 hours a week" but the vast majority are working their ass off. Amazon is notorious for fucking chewing you up and spitting you out.
The ones who work 2 hours a week are literally top tier.

>>53733339
>>53733361
Sounds like you have bad time management NIGGER

>>53733563
It's literally objective facts. Any attempt to pin it in a personal failing just reveals your ignorance about the industry.

>>53730870
>t-they're not really your friends if they won't give you their money
kys poverty-stricken rat

>>53733957
Ok Ben shapiro