/biz/ - Business & Finance

>FUTURES

Is there some way for me to Quiet Quit the stock market?

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>futures

I hope we get several red days here so I can slurp

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa

No pivot this year

SKYT shill here
Tomorrow is the day a lot of insiders are able to sell SKYT if they want to. There might be a slight pullback because of the run today and that.
I really suggest buying in if you missed out today. This isn't a pump and dump. You can believe me or not but these are the facts. This stock will be worth $100 if their progress stays on point.

>>53714188
...are coming back up

>>53714197
Only put 1% into the 401k and save the rest in a high yield savings account?
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

>>53714197
Index funds. Set and forget.

>futures

>>53714169
Yeah, the really spicy stuff maxes out all four quadrants. For now, it's sort of a gamble of "Did those randos burning the traincars full of chemicals get all of it? Did UV sunlight react any leftovers remainder? Or is Norfolk Southern stock about to become a superfund site?"

Bullish, buy the dip. Inflation is 1.5% the last 6 months.

I stand with Dan.

Rolling for spy retesting 400 tomorrow.

>>53714220
Lol, lmao even

>>53714219
What was all that insider selling the past couple quarters? One or two particular executives dumping? Only partial sells of their compensation? Heard about that but never looked into it.

>Futures

>>53714219
SKYT shill-san I'm not gonna lie, I'm liking these OC's

>>53714226
They "vented" it into a ditch with flares to burn it off lol.

>>53714238
Stock based compensation. It’s a way to pay employees until the stock is profitable. It didn’t affect the stock because the selling was laid out years ago.

SKYT anon. I prayed for your financial success on Sunday as promised. I hope your stock pick worked out.

>>53714245
Thanks man

>>53714257
PLTR does the same thing as a good example.

>>53714258
Which god do you use, and is he accepting new clients?

>>53714273
The one true God, through his only begotten son.

>>53714271
Yes but PLTR overdoes it because their CEO is fucken insane. The amount of selling he's done is hilarious.

>>53714256
Well like I said last thread, maybe UNP is a good short here to benefit off some imminent black swan regulation. Throw in DOW as well if they'll have to have a Safety Sally on every trainload of their chemicals.

>futures
We're gonna get hit hard tomorrow

>>53714295
I hope so.

>>53714258
It did. I'm up 22% today.
Bless you anon. But make sure you pray for the people that really need it, like our bros in Turkey or the anons who live in Ohio..

>futes

>>53714295
why is she cryin

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/EPdn9_h2dCY

>>53714294
They will do nothing and the railcucks will bend over and turn the other cheek. The workers are just as responsible as management for the disaster. The remaining 30% of blame falling on ohio authorities being very quiet and not jumping in front of the story with early testing

>>53714302
I already have, anon. I only pray for others. I have everything I need already.

>>53714219
You made an OC with an anime girl. That was my buy sign and I didn't take it. Congratulations on finding a winner.

>>53714327
https://yodamoskaudance.ytmnd.com/

>>53714332
Hi Joshie

>>53714348

>>53714302
I should have listened anon. Guess I'm going to buy a fat stack tomorrow

I fucken hate Papa Johns, always late with the fucken pizza. Ever since they kicked out their based founder they've been shit.

>>53714295
Not gonna get excited until it actually happens. Today ended up being a volatile crab day

imagine not buying oil below 100

>>53713645

You need to understand that the Fed's balance sheet is one component of Liquidity. Liquidity is what drives buying. That's why I said go look at Max J Anderson's and Dharmafi/dharmatech's twitter.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html

>Net Liquidity is the amount of $ actually available to circulate in the economy.

>It's calculated as:
> Size of the Fed's Balance Sheet
> Minus how much of that has been sucked out into the Treasury
> Minus how much has been sucked out into Reverse Repo

That's what the chart >>53713318 is showing. There's a band based on this liquidity and S&P500 is overbought if above and oversold if below.

>>53714410
>Dumps back to 72 in you're path

Reminder; this is how trucks should look and not the monstrosity that passes for "trucks" now.

Goddamn these bars are fucking dead. I'll never find a college Stacy to mating press at this point.

>natty gas soars on news Cheniere back to shipping
>its stock just crabs at its bottom

>>53714439
>45-55 ish

>futures

>>53714445
I wouldn't mind buying a truck like that.
All the current trucks are insanely overpriced its mindblowing. Its no wonder Ford missed earnings. Nobody is going to buy a truck for 70k.

>>53714459
Diamond-tier argument against that: Nobody will short beyond Biden's SPR refill floor of 68-72

Adamantium-Vibrainum-alloy-tier argument: Cramer expects oil to hit 65

>>53714474
>cramer expects oil at 65
Fuck, we smacking that 40

here's the latest on the schizo posting
this is more entertaining than the boomer ticker itself
amazing what the trading psychology you can see from one schizo married to a ticker basically writing out a diary

what will happen next? will he be right or will he be in grief?

>>53714445
My dad's 250 with the 150 body is my favorite truck. Huge bed to haul whatever you may want. Thes faggot trucks with the huge cab defeat the purpose of a truck.

>>53714471

i haven't even checked my portfolio in 3-4 months or kept up with world news,etc. looks like things have been rebounding a bit. how are the next 6-12 months looking?

futures aren't even that bad

Yeah me thinks the coming years will be very interesting times indeed:https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/14/politics/interest-payments-federal-debt/index.html

>>53714554

>>53714414
intriguing. thar thread was from july of last year however, I am curious if it is still holding true today

>>53714486
He's not wrong. I love the forbidden ticker but it is a little worrisome when you see such a large institutional drop.
But if they do stock buybacks it will go to $60.

>>53714554
Only Allah knows the future.

anon below this post had GAY SEX with anon above this post

>>53714414
>https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html
oh, I'm a brainlet but this is awesome. now I get some things... it's explained very clearly as well... I wish I had seen this in july 2022
so it was the US govt (under the biden admin, I think? chart related seems to imply that) who made poor people poorer and rich people richer... they are (were?) trying to control the fuck up
and now that chart says the stock market has been overbought since the end of 2022? or am I still misunderstanding?

>>53714556
>By 2032, interest costs will triple to more than $3 billion per day and to at least $9,400 per household, on average, according to the foundation.

Now that sounds sustainable

>>53714576
kys Cohen

>>53714579
No no no, you're supposed to put it in a meme image.

YA'LL NIGGAS READY TO BE SPOONFED THE NEXT PUMP, IN WHICH, FULL DISCLOSURE, I SAW IN MY DREAMS GO GREEN? LEMME KNOW NIGGAS, AND I'LL SPAM IT IN THE NEXT FEW THREADS NIGGAS. I'LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE IN THIS BOARD MAKES IT BEFORE I DISAPPEAR FOR GOOD MY NIGGAS. YA'LL BEEN GOOD PEOPLE MY /BIZ/ NIGGAS.

>>53714576
Very haram anon, tisk tisk
>>53714580
Clearly you are the power bottom

the worst part about CROX is that it's never going down unless they buyout another company.

>>53714583
We just need to have 10% inflation reported as 3% inflation with the Fed holding rates at around 2%. And nobody does any funny business while that cooks for 5-10 years.

what do we think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwU8e1kltyk

>>53714580
NTA, but pretty much. Now *where* is this mystery liquidity coming from, if at all? Personally I suspect the People's Bank of Chinamen.

How to stop being poor? Asking for a friend.

>>53714614
I think the following made a pretty solid case about it:
https://youtu.be/951X1IgtL5M

>futures

>>53714635
as anons have shown in this and the previous thread: you need information, information that the ones who own the system have...
we are fucked, anon.

>>53714635
I don’t understand why she’s the sloppy toppy girl
what’s the joke here? why is she the sloppy toppy girl?

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/TkaSwu1ZrSQ

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/R1JXxxm3thE

>futures not even -1%
yawn
green ID = green EOD tomorrow

>>53714662

fucking YIELDS

>>53714614
ADHD Youtuber midwittery as usual, but he's right that "zomg M2 went negative!" doesn't mean we're in some early 20th century deflationary bust.

>>53714673
Oopsie poopsie

Does anyone have the screen cap for the DAN prediction?

>>53714696

Remember lady nifht when futures were this red? Fake. And. GAY. It always reverses at open. Ultra fag times cumming constantly.

>>53714686
This is the only graph that is important.

I just want another crash on par with 1987 to happen this year

https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

Also while we're on the subject of US and global liquidity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58tBuswnOs4

you bought puts right anon?

Why does the Fed exclude inflation in food, shelter, and energy? And then call the result "core"?

>>53714737
yeah actually

>>53714741
Because our society is a big illusion being controlled by demons.

>>53714681
I wish I could go clubbing with girls like that

>>53714621
>NTA

>>53714741
Because while something like an orange juice shortage or natural gas glut can eventually impact prices broadly, that non-core stuff adds much more noise than signal compared to stabler things like used cars and health insurance bills. When you're dealing with the long and variable lags of monetary policy, that noise is something you want to avoid. Or so the argument goes.

>>53714756
It's stands for "not that anon" and could very well predate the very existence of reddit, newfag.

> futures

Bobros please tell me its not another fake red futures . It's not going to pump as soon as yurope wakes up isn't it?

>>53714752
https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4

i really like the skyt chart wtf is wrong with you shill

>>53714768
>t. redditor
Go back

>>53714792
>literally retarded
no you you fucking faggot

>>53714792
We both had green IDs and I didn't want the spoonfed anon to get confused who was saying what. Or for him to be left hanging.

>>53714786
What are you trying to say to me?

>>53714798
>no you you fucking faggot

>>53714805
it's only just begun

>>53714806
Post another hilarious image that totally isn't the most reddit fucking 2019 glowfag cringe shit imaginable, Anonymous. Really prove you're one of us after all.

>>53714776
it was low volume bounce off a gap down from above expectation cpi. I don't expect green tomorrow.

SQQQ MAXING

>>53714825
Yeah I know, that's why I shilled it.
Clear support, incredible growing financials, downward trend broken, etc.

>futures

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/ntfHlCEtOZo

Guys, I'm not sure the thread can handle all these different themes.

That was so charming when all the financial elite got together and laughed bizarrely at everything that came out of the fed chief's mouth describing how the rest of us will struggle to survive for years to come

>>53714765
Yeah, "because food and fuel prices are volatile" always seemed questionable to me. If smoothing is what you want, why not calculate a moving average of prices instead of arbitrarily ignoring certain crucial goods?

>>53714870
deal with it nerd

It was legit like watching footage of an Osho seminar

>futures

>>53714203
>let me try to catch this falling knife

yes, keep slurping

>>53714905
Thats not very nice of them

>>53714905
what part of higher for longer did you not understand

>>53714905
still think this is a joke?

>>53714580
>so it was the US govt (under the biden admin, I think?
actually, it started with trump...
why the fuck do americans keep voting for the two-party-but-really-one-party politicians?

>>53714937
Understand perfectly, bought SOXS & SPXS this morning. Hopefully the rest of the market figures it out and dumps a bit in the morning, so I can get me a little.

THERE WERE NO MILK TRUCKS AT THE VARS TO MATING PRESS! I'M DO LOOOONELY MY STOCK PICKS WON'T KEEP ME COMPANY ANYMOIIIIOORE. WAAAAHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJHJJ. I'M GONNA DIE ALONE WITH NOTHING BUT MY HORRID STOCK PICKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Your 4chan pass is in use by another IP
What's even the point....

>>53714945
It starts with a J and ends in ews

>>53714927
Well the CPI and Core CPI are really only meant to be political headlines. They're arbitrary.

But the BLS records and reports all the individual bits of data so people like analysts or the Fed can slice and dice and use moving averages to their hearts' content.

>>53714945
>why the fuck do americans keep voting for the two-party-but-really-one-party politicians?
Because it's extremely difficult for a third party to compete. Even if you have multiple parties in contention they still fall in to two camps, effectively a two party system anyway.

>>53714956
take your meds

>>53714967
I prefer to call her a faggot and to openly wish she would lose her job and die in a ditch.

>>53714945
>actually, it started with trump...
Like his proposed SPR oil plays, Trump actually knocked it out of the park on this. He ran up the TGA, borrowing an extra trillion or two when rates were exceptionally low, because nobody knew what the fuck the future would hold during the pandemic.

>>53714855
roll

>>53714956
Pull yourself together bro. It ain't over till it's over.

>>53714855
rolling for CHILD TRAFFICKER

>>53714855
Roll... Also fuck muh inflation is ogre fags, get ready inflation round 2 the spring boogaloo

>the only time people are nice to you is when you're attempting to mock someone who isn't garbage like you are
>indicators you might be garbage

>>53714179
HOLY SHIT NIGGERS IT HERES

>>53714961
CPI-U and CPI-W affect TIPS and Social Security benefits, so they're very important to people's day-to-day lives.
But okay, you're saying Core CPI is little more than a prop for politicians and newspapers? That's interesting.

>>53714855
Rolling again for Dr. Gay

>>53715011
>bear
>loves cock salad

>>53714967
I'm 5 large beers in and it does nooorhiiiing... AAAAAAAAAAA this is worse than limit down futures

>>53715021
>But okay, you're saying Core CPI is little more than a prop for politicians and newspapers? That's interesting.
Why do you think the regime newspapers had to meme supercore inflation? Why is Powell talking at his pressers about Core PCE or "core services CPI ex-housing"? Because there are piles of arbitrary decisions deciding what does and does not matter. And when people have arbitrary decisions to make, they get political.

>>53713691
CPI + Wile E. Coyote effect = delayed dump

>DEPLOY ALL CAPITAL AT THE MORNING BELL

>>53714959
Jniggerews?

What if rates just keep going up forever?

I have a bad feeling we’ll dump below 4000 soon

Imagine believing the CPI data is an accurate representation of inflation

>>53715092
We get deflation, which the US will never allow because they love spending

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>>53715143
books are cooked and it STILL came in high

>>53715143
We all know it is fake and gay, but will you profit off it.?

>>53715092
Even just "higher for longer" means interest expenses go to $1t, then $1.5t, then $2t....as our $31.5t in debt gradually rolls over, gets refinanced, and grows with a deficit of about $1.5t a year.

That's why the Fed has to cut rates by the end of this year. Or restart QE.

>>53715021
read >>53714414
>https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html
and tell us they really care about poor people and don't manipulate the economy as they please.

>>53714945
>>53714963
This is the best third party candidate we had so far.
https://youtu.be/LdVKRPYVLVo

>he bet against a rigged system

>>53715143
You're right, inflation is a YoY number not MoM

>>53715212
Uhhh…

No.

>>53715190
surely there's some better endgame than just "increase debt forever" i thought jews were supposed to be smart

>>53715245
Fuck!

Meant for>>53715206

>>53715206
Wrong.
It was definitely this guy.
https://youtu.be/951X1IgtL5M

>>53714580
Based on this model, yes, the S&P500 is in overbought territory since the Jan 6th CPI pump-a-looza. What this model DOES NOT provide are other sources of liquidity:
1) short/gamma squeezes
2) 0DTE flipping hedgies
3) CTA FOMO mindless machine buying
4) Bazooka Corporate Buybacks.

Now if QT continues while the Fed holds rates higher for longer you have to wonder the magnitude of the above is needed as we chip away at the Fed's balance sheet. At a certain point we'll hit that 2018 Q4 moment again and there's a panic rush into cash...

>>53714570
The theory is that we're in a unique regime where as QT rolls off you're seeing more influence of liquidity from the daily changes in TGA+RevRepo (Treasury and Big Banks). Watch Yellen+Brainard and JPM/Blackrock.

>>53715246
Imagine the "not my problem" Pepe breakdancing. Forever.

anon below this post is from australia

>>53715289
niggers

>>53715275
>JPM/Blackrock
What exactly about them?

anon below this post is a nigger

>>53715293
*abbos

Nigger is OUR word

>>53715288
that's actually pretty based

>>53714179
rollllll

The final leg down begins

Make sure you actually buy the bottom instead of trying to short it nigga

>>53715300
for starters you can ask why they're happy parking over 2Trillion atr 4.55% interest at the Fed rather than buying "stonks" or "bonds" like they tell their clients. heh

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>53715206
Johnson's most embarrassing moment was acting like Hillary was a decent person compared to Trump

What is a leppo?

>>53715342
Well it's less that *they're* parking it as money markets they (and Vanguard and Fidelity and Schwab and...) manage are parking it. Every one of us with even a penny left unallocated in our brokerage account is collecting those sweet, sweet RRP bucks.

>>53715307
shut up, NIGGER

I feel like I need to clear the air with scoopsies. A lot of newfags only know a little bit of his doxxing scandal of ran poster. Scoopsies and ran poster worked for amazon at the same time at one point. Scoopsies found ran poster via the company directory and posted some old band photos of him. He did not give out his name or any personal info. So I think that the hate towards him is a little unfounded. It has been entertaining though because scoops is always mean to me. Speaking of old photos, heres of photo of me back in my early 20's an old friend shared with me. Ahh memories. I was quite the looker back then. And I had hair kek

>>53715360
ahhh yes let that liquidity pool be kept out of the economy. Let everyone else stick their neck out bidding up assets until...


https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RRPONTSYD

>>53715395
This is pathetic. Stop talking shit about people, you gay bitch. At least he uses his name. I have also fought with him before on this board and I think people like you are gay and retarded
>Look, I posted a picture, once, in this one instance, to dunk on someone who was doxxed, and not only that but one of the main characters of this thread who is totally and completely beloved
Go fuck yourself, you're done. And you're the reason this country is going to shit. Kill off a bunch of people like yourself.

>>53714216
That actually took me a second but I got it now, there's one boy and one girl, or maybe two bros just trying stuff out, but I get it now

>>53715417
kek, what are you talking about? i'm not scoopsies. It's me fathands.

Day six of building a billion dollar company in five years. Wrapping up the actuator design and then onward to physical prototypes.

>>53701091

>>53715435
I don't think people realize how hard it is to build a company from the ground up like that. You have to have connections before you even start or you'll be stuck in the small business phase

>>53715428
Imagine being so pathetic that you need attention from an anonymous image board.

>>53715428
Then consider this a note for the others. My wrath knows no bounds.

>>53715441
I'm very confused on whats going on. Has this general gone full schizo over scoopsies. All I did was explain the scoopsies scandal in detail and people are sperging out thinking i'm scoopsies. That being said, this is why late night /smg/ will always be superior to daytime.

>>53715428
Sorry, we love you too Rocker. I'm just super angry and retarded about retards

>>53715456
Fuck you and any other trip fag

Futures are red on literally no bad news, in fact we had a great CPI report that showed inflation is cooling very fast. Inflation is fucking 1.5% over the past 6 months! This scam market is unironically dumping for no reason.

Baggot, Scoopsies, Rocker and Quasar are all the same person

>>53715440
Yes, you're right.

>>53715479
WHERE THE FUCK IS BAGGOT?
When was the last time that baggie even posted?
I heard about his gookfu’s tiddies getting posted and then I haven’t seen him a single time since then

0DTE degen gamblers ruining VIX so now there is literally no way to hedge anything.
I somehow think Masayoshi Son is to blame.

Why does arron hate me?

>>53715459
Perfectly fine, I enjoy the bants.
>>53715467
I'm not a tripfag sweaty
>>53715479
How fucking dare you lump me in with that greasy jew baggot. I'm one of the good jews

>>53715435
the consistency with the posting is already getting impressive

>>53715467
>Fuck you and any other trip fag

>>53715505
hire me, I have been making digital electronics for the past day

>>53715489
People say this but they never cite their sources. VIX would easily just exclude them if it was fucking with their numbers anyway.

>>53715484
Baggot was literally here today. He went long on SKYT today so I opened a short position

>>53715529
Baggot’s calls expire Friday. I except accumulation crab then SKYT moons Monday.
Baggie is too retarded and too greedy to invest normally.

>>53715517
>using soiface, while defending trip fags
Maybe I'm just getting too old for this board

>>53715418
kek

>>53715540
Are you the filter anon?

>>53714179
Congress is selling before they announce and alien invasion, they just had their classified meeting today

>>53715538
I'm probably going to lose my money on the short. But it's not about the money, it's about sending a message. SKYT just got a price target upgrade to $25 and just had a 20% day. Which is exactly why in this clown market I could see it dumping tomorrow. Nothing makes sense anymore in this market.

Absolutely niggerish day yesterday.
But today we dump.

i wrote puts on DPZ, will i get raped? I did not do DD, but I did eat a tasty meal

>the father of the founder of toyota cars founded toyota forklifts just 4 years before he died, when he was 59
>his great-grandson is now president of toyota
A lot of corporate megaempires seem to require you to have a strong family, since you won't make it to be a billionaire in your lifetime.

>>53714621
>sell stocks, hold cash while fed is tightening
>fed pussies out with 25 bps, buy stocks again
>people see line go up and feel better about everything now
people are starting to bid up homes again. financial conditions never got above 0 (tight)

however institutions are almost as long as they ever are (86%) which correlates with market tops. doesn't mean we'll dump but its temporarily a risky level for the SPY

>>53715521
Don't. I happen to know this anon plays frivolous solitaire games during working hours.

>>53715527
Bloomberg et al are working on a 0dte VIX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIfBGxNLuSA

The current VIX is pretty well outlined here: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp

>>53715613
Generational wealth is more powerful than people truly understand. There are at least 1000 billionaires on the planet. And some of them have over $100 billion. Let that sink in for a moment. Bill gates has over $100 billion. That's so much money that you can literally change the world any way you want it to. Having that much money should frankly just be illegal. You could solve world hunger and homelessness with a fraction of that money, but they don't use it for good, they use it to enslave humanity and serve satan. Such a shame.

>>53715666
>You could solve world hunger and homelessness with a fraction of that money, but they don't use it for good, they use it to enslave humanity and serve satan.
You realize this exact sentence applies to governments and their tax revenues, yes?

>>53715548
Only alien invasion is coming from the border and that's a shoot brother HH

>>53715671
Correct, but the government is owned by said billionaires which is why that doesn't take place. If the government of the united states was an organic thing, we would all live in a generalized utopia. Instead, we live in a hell on earth scenario. Remove the lobbying from politics, you destroy the cancer. But americans are too stupid to bring up the legal bribe question. Any time I bring up lobbying to normalfags, they basically just say it's a necessary evil so (((my team))) wins elections. braindead retard line of thinking

>>53715666
>Let that sink in

>>53715666
>>53715686
upvoted

>>53715666
World hunger was solved decades ago, people still think we live in the 1990’s. The only people still hungry are those in war zones where food can’t actually get to them not because a lack of it

>yields
Time for the sovereign debt crisis story arc.

Not going to close my shorts on TSLA and AMD just out of pure spite now.

>>53715702
What happens when a bond yields 120%?

>>53715707
It means the price of the bond is down to like 40c per dollar.

thoughts on hydrogen?

>market is forward looking
>no news is good news
>futures are just one possible timeline
has anybody looked at olds?

>>53715698
I suppose it's not "hunger" but access to quality nutrition. I can go to the store and buy a box of 24 ramen nooodle packs for like $8, but that food is literally a garbage carb salt block. Meanwhile a yellow onion at the grocery store will run you at least a dollar. I bought a single potato at the store last weekend and it was $1.28. Yes, goyslop is cheap but it has no nutrition. It's just empty calories that prevent you from dying in the short term, but in the long term its killing you.

>>53715720
Useful thing but it won‘t make you rich. People here have been shilling uranium a few years ago and all those stocks didn‘t really amount to much even though uranium demand is increasing

>>53715728
>post futures

>>53715732
Nuclear energy is far too efficient, which is why it will never be allowed to be a thing.

>>53715686
>Remove the lobbying from politics, you destroy the cancer.
Over 50% of people are too lazy, stupid, and shortsighted to manage their finances past the next paycheck. Giving them a vote has already doomed multiple societies but now you want them to have even *more* power?

Fuck's wrong with you?

>>53715728
You mean pasts? Yeah, they're like over half my portfolio ever since I lost a bunch of money on presents this year.

>>53715742
Damn, that sucks. I ended up with a lot of free presents around last December.

>>53715735
you ever heard of aerogel or graphene? where does hydrogen even come from? where do they put it in those cans that they put in the balloons?

>>53715662
>it took absolute degen casinoification of the markets to finally make the actual market open to close matter
One good thing I guess. For a solid 10 years, all the action effectively was done at market open. But yes, VIX is currently fucked so you have to really go out of your way to calculate the IVM to not get fucked on hedges.

>>53715740
I know that. I know the people in power want to make us comfortable slaves. The reason they want UBI is so you'll just sit and rot in your 1 bedroom apartment watching cape shit and playing video games, with just enough money to survive. You'll never be hungry or bored, but you'll never have enough money to do anything meaningful. Basically the welfare system. Get uppity? We'll cut the crumb trail we left you, so vote for me goy.

wtf did I just watch?
>Simply Irresistible (1999)
it's Ratatouille with Buffy as a chef who finds a magic crab, who wears a top hat

>>53715749
Hydrogen is largely produced from fossil fuels, which we have a much larger abundance of than you are led on to believe.

>>53715417
>one of the main characters of this thread who is totally and completely beloved
i dont love either of those faggots and john rocker isn't his real name you fucking doofus

>>53715735
I wonder how that fusion research will end
Could be a pandora's box could end up being (((compromised))), only time will tell

>>53715730
>>53715686
>>53715666
holy shit, who invited literally r*ddit to /smg/?
you have to be fucking trolling at this point

>>53715720
>>53715768
You need platinum for that.

i am quite literally the best looking guy in /smg/
none of you fuckers comes close.

What happens when the yield curve inverts?

>>53715757
OK, great, now you've achieved the political enlightenment of a 16 year old.

>>53715792
Gotta be. But who knows, maybe there's other ways dipshits get brainwashed nowadays.

>>53715801
I make money.

>>53715757
>so you'll just sit and rot in your 1 bedroom apartment watching cape shit and playing video games, with just enough money to survive.
but we already have that

>>53715801
Credit tightens up. Fewer loans from banks and places go under or people can't buy houses/cars. Places go under or people can't buy houses/cars, we get a recession.

Usually takes 12-18 months.

>>53715768
>largely produced from fossil fuels, which we have a much larger abundance of than you are led on to believe
okay, this seems somewhat redeeming
I think we need your hot take on climate change, jews, or “black people” to close this out

>>53715538
What happens with SKYT Monday?

>>53715813
Climate change is fake
Jews control everything
Niggers aren't as bad as people make them out to be

>>53715763
i know a chick that looks exactly like prime buffy
if i watch this movie will it help me figure out how to get the girl to dump her boyfriend and marry me instead or do i need a magic crab

>>53715798
scoops looks kinda alpha
maybe I’m just on the lower end tho

Aaa fuck it xontnnna fleeo cumming to anime w and I WILL dca until ii nake it. FUCK FUXK FUXK UTTTRR

>>53715798
i'm literally a hotter version of justin timberlake suck my dick

>>53715819
K, close enough for me

>>53715819
This but unironically

>>53715813

>>53715820
>i know a chick that looks exactly like prime buffy
hand her over. i look like eric bana crossed with a hemsworth and by rights all american pussy belongs to me.

>>53715823
wtf is going on here
ya drinkin tonight anon? if do, what?

Short DAX and CAC

>>53715835
forgot to add i'm an aussie expat in the states, i just open my mouth and chicks... well... they open theirs

>>53715835
i'm already plotting to murder her current boyfriend i will eat your eyeballs she's the only wife quaity woman on the west coast I will cut off your balls and shit in your neogina

>>53715840
>expat
Immigrant. You‘re an immigrant.

>>53715849
immigrants are brown, i'm white

>>53714686
Great depression 2.0 incoming

>>53715819
Based

This is financial advice:
https://youtu.be/Ti22HHDzDk8

>>53715854
>Australians
>white

>>53714737
I would cum on his face

>>53715395
is that the chick you raped at a sleepover?

>>53715092
Rate hikes will continue, fed funds rate needs to hit 6.5%

>>53715867
whiter than you jamal gonzalez

>>53715888
I've never raped anyone but nice trips. I was 21 in that picture I am 35 now. Life sure was different back then frankly. She was a very affluent girl dating a much older corporate richfag. She was never single but we always a thing for each other. Most we ever did was make out. At one point she considered dating me and spent the night at my apartment. She quickly realized that I was white trash and got the fuck out. I don't blame her though. We came from different upbringings. She needed to marry that corporate richfag to stay in her lane. IT would have never worked between us.

>>53715190
$2t will be worth $200 in 2030 by today‘s standards.
The government just inflates its debt away. And that‘s a good thing.

>>53715908
hey fatfuck if scoops is a skinny white twink than who the fuck was that SEAmoknkey you interviewed last year i demand answers

>>53715898
jamie dimon thinks it will also.

goods inflation has really slowed though, now I guess it's about getting service more in control...

>>53715836
I'm hit rodk bottom so i am SCA inyo abimevy F C A into stoxk miderletra by buying begen vilume people who otprufkifle is low enough food r me sororoto slurp the dipperrino dip

>>53715929
That was scoopsies. Hes genuinely autistic and has an amphetamin additction and I was this was parody. He painted himself black for the interview. The scoopsies that was doxxed is the scoopsies in the video

Does anyone else sleep for another 2-3 hours at the office?

>>53715908
i'm 37 and look as good or better than i did at 21
you playing some NES tonite?

Yrust me aroxk mqarket feneral i have hit rodk ofk vtttotmt for you and you eikl not having t it.
You will eat steak
Tou will lovw in a mandion
Tou eill mkae it
And you will be excstatsoc smg

the poos are even worse than the chinesse kids at assembling iphones
>50% Rejection Rate For iPhone Casings Produced In India Show Scale of Apple's Challenge

feels like tesla is gonna pump again tomorrow.

>>53715956
Glad to hear it anon. I have not aged gracefully myself but it's by my own doing. I partied hard in my 20's and had a lot of fun, and I do the same now. The only difference is there is no party anymore. But yes, i'm currently playing marvel land on sega genesis

>>53715955
I have been sleeping terrible lately. In 3 hours I have to get up because I have jury duty.

And of course remember to keep cumming in anime until the market is not fake and gay

>futas

Today we dump.

Traveling. Through airports. Right now. QSR has lots of restaurants in these restaurants. I'm paying a 20% premium on this Burger King goyslop at SFO and I'm probably gonna do something similar at my destination airport.

I will do anything for familiarity. I'm not going to pay for unknown faggot hipster restaurants at airports at a 50% premium when I can go to the tried and tested goyslop chain at the airport terminal next door

Long QSR

>>53715961
This makes me happy and I don't know why.
out of the fire and into the tandoori oven

>>53715944
this is clearly a LARP.
there’s no way you can type that poorly and still fill out a captcha.

>>53715965
>marvel land
based. i knew you were a real one when you referenced princess tomato.

>>53715981
>QSR has lots of restaurants in these restaurants
Alright well I have too much alcohol and benadryl in my system. the fuck am i even saying

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

This thing can comprehend. I'm not convinced this thing is only copy pasting from google.

>>53715961
>50% Rejection Rate For iPhone Casings
You got a link for the source of that, faget?

>>53715991
How do I profit from this?

>>53715929
>>53715946
what about that wanted poster?
hasn’t scoopsies been “doxx’d” like 3 times by now?

>>53715996
this is the official doxxing. we found his github and everything.

>>53715991
try asking it to add a pair of 3-4 digit numbers that you spell out.

>>53715991
ai = fancy autocomplete
only normies who cant into maths think ai is deep or even more stupid, sentient

>>53716001
sounds like you faggots found some random techie nerd and started screeching “WE DID IT, R*DDIT” like a bunch of söys, t b h

>>53715961
Tech entrepreneur and academic Vivek Wadhwa said that it will likely take three years or so for Indian suppliers to be capable of the kind of volume production needed to make a noticeable dent in Chinese production. [...] He also suggested that Apple, too, will need to adapt -- especially when it comes to dealing with the bureaucratic government: "He suggested its engineers learn the art of jugaad -- a way of 'making do' or transcending obstacles. 'Because everything in India is an obstacle,' he said."

>>53716007

My instincts tell me you are partly wrong. Possibly you are very wrong here.

>>53716012
nah he had his full name and pic in one of the vids on his youtube

>>53716012
hi mike

SOMEBODY BAKE THE FUCKING THREAD

>>53715996
scoops is obviously an international master of disguise
post yfw it's revealed that scoops was actually george floyd this whole time

>>53716007
to be fair, it's normal for normies to be impressed, because the ai is trained to spout out the normie BS they love to hear and think. So when they see an algo spouting word for word what they have been trained to think since elementary school, it's easy for them to think ai is sentient like them. Ofc normies are not sentient in the first place, exactly like the algo.

>>53716007
only people who think they are much smarter than they really are are downplaying AI and how far it has come in just the last year. It isn't sentient obviously, but it's going to replace most knowledge or creative jobs like lawyers, doctors, artists, journalists / writers, programmers, teachers etc within the next 5-10 years.

>>53716017
In other words he‘s telling Apple to hand out bribes.

>>53716023
no, it's your bedtime. no more 4chan for you until 8am

>>53716021
so you doxxed a youtuber
>n-no! we did it for real this time, reddit!

NEW

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>>53716033
yea with your 93% inaccuracy fuck off chatgpt bot this is a thread for humans only

>>53715395
Is the broad still alive? I had a naughty little side chick like that back in the day. She became a college professor and heroin addict. Died a few years ago but that's what you get for fucking spic trash. I hope he liked the taste of my cock.
I don't like scoops or the other fags like Baggot or Rocker. Hope they get aids and die.