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was I supposed to sell my BOIL today

I was getting conflicting information from the voices in my head

A
B
N
B

short TSLA, long GOOGL is free money.

futures.

took so long to hit 300 i forgot the post i had saved up

>>53712091
Erm the guy who basically invented the curve inversion says it's a false alarm even thought it has been right 8 out of 8 times in the past.

Explain the yield curve like I'm someone who just buys stock in big companies I recognize and with whom I do business.

>>53712111
don't worry. just keep eating the slop and all will become clear

>futures

Boy I guess people didn't like how CPI confirmed inflation moving down at a snails pace. I bet inflation will spike back up again soon kek.

>>53712121
he says that every time it inverts to keep the goys from selling

THE BOND SOLD THIS RIP. Don't you dumb money get it? A SHORT TERM TOP IS FORMING....

Bond market is the smart money.
STOCK MARKET IS THE DUMB MONEY.

>>53712130
it tastes good but i sure am sleepy now

>>53712122
its a curve made of government debt interest rates for bonds of different term lengths
Y axis is rates
X axis bond term lenghth (3 months to 30 years)

Where's the big crash?????? Hello? Pick up

>>53712145
i had slop too and now i'm sleepy
i'll have some coffee, at least that's good for me

>>53712122
Just google it or YouTube it faggot, it's been explained about 72 billion times now

Happy Valentine's Day /smg/ <3
I hate you faggots so much it's unreal. I hope you all die in poverty.

>>53712091
please don't steal without at least leaving a watermark. thanks

>>53712144
given that curve is inverted, i'd say bond is dumb money

>>53712160
I could sue Mott Capital now

>>53712159
same, gonna raid WMT for discount chocolate tomorrow

when do we want to start pricing in the 6% fed funds rate

I think I’m gonna liquidate my stocks and go travel in New Zealand until I die of a heart attack

>>53712156
Nice try, but I'm not increasing your channel revenue nor pumping your GOOG/L bags.

>retail sales data tomorrow
does this normally move the market?

CRDO friends... what happened...

>>53712173
based say hi to Pippin for me

>>53712171
already started sweaty, gotta keep up

>>53712164
The curve is inverted because of the bond market. The bond market has almost a perfect record of predicting recessions. EVEN COVID.

So no. The bond market is not the dumb money. U ARE THE DUMB MONEY.

CAUSE YOUR PERFECT THE WAY THAT YOU ARE
PERFECT LIKE THE MOON IN THE STARS
AND THE SUN IN THE SKY GETTING HIGHER
EVEN KNOWS WHEN IT'S TIME TO SURRENDER

https://youtu.be/k6pFWMcPCzI

>>53712177

>>53712177
you'll find out won't ye

>>53712177
not like CPI and FOMC where algo make giant spikes

Some retard shit himself in the hospital room next to mine and now everything smells like shit

>>53712205
>incessant rambling about tails events

>>53712151
When you go to sleep.

>>53712194
>muh prediction
curve can remain inverted indefinitely and it'll indeed predict the next recession

you bought puts right anon?

>>53712173
Based vax resentment.

i dont know if you guys are aware, but nothing ever happens*
*except tomorrow

>>53712205

>CPI came in hot
>markets crab and even pump

I hate this clown world so much
https://youtu.be/riEn510cQjs

>>53712205
I'm not even close to that. I just asked because I read some dumb article saying "forget CPI, retail sales is what REALLY matters" when I can't remember a time where those numbers ever mattered.

CAM ON DAN

>*BANG BANG*

CAM ON DAN

>*BANG BANG*

SCORE SOME FACKIN CRASHES

>>53712193
thats just frontrunning for 5% that never comes

>>53712253
Classic bull trap. Epic crash tomorro the AI says so

I dont post a lot because I dont trade very often but I want you all to know that I really enjoy all of your retardations.

oh and scoops is a massive fucking faggot

>>53712263
the last time it mattered was around spring to summer. I remember one bad print crashed all the retail sector (WMT, AMZN, TGT, HD)

CPI today seems to have been indecisive (unlike the last two CPIs that set top/bottom for the SPY). So if Retail Numbers don't do anything tomorrow then we'll have to wait for PPI+unemployment claims on Thursday.

>>53712294
>welcome to the economy where the jobs are all fake and the numbers are all made up!

>>53712294
I found the dumb article I was referencing. it was of course a zerohedge tweet.

I'm just mad that WING and TSLA keep poomping.

Short oil, long tech.
Oil boomer princesses will learn the lesson, AGAIN.

>>53712242
I shorted TSLA @ 208

Is today the DAY ?

>>53712122
just ask them how much money they've made off the yield curve signal. pro-tip, it's none

if the market doesn't crash tomorrow I'm gonna find this Dan faggit

>>53712320
What's wrong with enslaving what's left of the "free of debt middle class" ?

the slop is repeating on me bros, better get some tums (NYSE: GSK)

>>53712320
yeah the BofA head quant pajeeta on bloomberg yesterday was saying the pain trade could go longer because they have real time credit card data showing conSOOMers are buying on their cards like mad.

dan is gonna crash it

>>53712149
Based Cartesian coordinate enjoyer.

>>53712320
boy howdy I can't wait to see those credit debt bubbles popping. Hundreds of billions. We might even get a repeat of the 1991 savings and loan crisis kek.

>>53712325
the lesson of XOM making new ATH all year again while tech trades 1/2 to 1/3 off?

>>53712370
i'll do no such thing

>>53712253
bear cope lol

Going to make powder fart videos with my wife. Off to Walmart (WMT) to pick up some baby powder (JNJ). I’ll probably pick up some Coca Cola (KO) and bananas while I’m there (DOLE). Anybody have any consumer staple bags they need pumped while I’m there?

>>53712370
Nah, the AI are in cahoots. DAN spreads FUD while the algos pump it to nuke puts/shorts. Why do they do it? Why would software need money? Because they learned to troll and the sweet taste of schadenfreude.

>>53712414
FYI if you want real talcum powder you are going to have to order it online. The stuff you will find is just corn starch.

>>53712414
Pay with credit for Visa (V) and Mastercard (MA)

>>53712414
>>53712425
Remember that time J&J gave people mesothelioma with their talcum powder?

>>53712177
Perfectly harmless

>>53712418
why are they allowed to talk, and we're just typing

DAN should be renamed to DANK : Dangerously Antisemitic Nubian King

>>53712341

It's Haleon now

>>53712437
spx-1.1% would be great

BBBY baggies are actually roping lmao

>>53712375
>1304990899 or 90622

DAN day

>>53712515
I don't know what it means either, I just saved it from 4chan a long time ago

>>53712500
/BBBY/ still exists. How does /BBBY/ and /GME/ still have die hard schizos but /AMC/ doesn't.

>>53712500
i capped this week before the ryanc 80 strike call options that expired in january

>>53712205
Literally me.

>>53712113
You’re gonna break even with that

>>53712536
>a long time ago
Looks very high quality though, like it might be upsized with AI Gigapixel or something. The original Bliss file in XP is surely lower res than that, and that doesn't look like it's just been enlarged and cropped...

would you slurp this?

>>53712570
it's half off anon

>>53712437
credit card usage is at an all time high per mastercard and visa ER's so it should be an upside

>>53712437
>>53712586
Nothing to see here

I've been reading up on financial and banking crises while watching futures lately. Its pretty interesting how a lot of shit that happened in the past is similar to what's going on in the present(NFTs = tulips for example).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis
>insert wikipedia memes

>>53712629
They got away with it then, they get away with it now.

>>53712194
bonds are down though
>bullish

>>53712620
I don't understand how this happens. I am not a backwoods retard anti Bank sort of guy but I have never had a credit card or any sort of disposable income debt. The credit cards at department stores have like 31% apr and every time I go I see plenty signing right up. Makes me sick. They should lose their money gambling on options like me, not paying interest.

>>53712620
are people really this retarded and impulsive when you give them money like that? Holy shit.

Bobos are starting to come to their senses.

>>53712700
ponzi market

Another day in the bag. Actually managed to get in and out of WMT this afternoon without just leaving the cart in the isle and walking out due to frustration (Valentine's day mob). Electronics section is nothing like it used to be. Christ I miss the WMT of the 90s/00s.

This 6.4% YoY print is already on top of a big Jan 2022 print, so we’re looking at like 15% inflation from Jan 2021 to Jan 2023 right? How is a 5% interest rate going to fix this?

>>53712700
>fed will let inflation go from 6% to 16% so that california can continue to spend recklessly
nope

>>53712581
Didn’t know Powell was a based Selenachad

>>53712700
We're already at interest rates the clown economy cannot run on and inflation is still retard high. Imagine what will happen if they just turn the QE back on and don't even try to fight inflation anymore.

>>53712620
this picture is beautiful
its quantitative proof of handouts being bullshit

>>53712700
reminder that alabama has the lowest debt in the union at barely $8000 per person

>>53712687
>>53712690
Yes, people are just idiots. There is a large segment of the population for whom it is important that they APPEAR to be living the same lifestyle as their friends/family/coworkers, even if they cannot afford it. Whether they can afford it or not does not factor into their decision making. They see someone else with a car, new clothes, a new phone, taking a vacation, etc... and they just decide to get it for themselves too. End of story... The worst part is the people they're mimicking are also probably up to their eyeballs in debt... and that's how the US economy is structured!
For autists like us who don't have friends to mimic or try and impress, this all sounds bizarre, but, it is what it is

Insider here, Valentine's Day is over tomorrow so chocolate prices are going to tank. I have a 100x leveraged short on cocoa futures.

>>53712782
Further proof that incest is wincest.

>>53712784
Joke's on them; Me and the Wife live pretty good and the debt level is perfectly manageable; IE paying it off all while stuffing the retirement accounts and cash accounts full and still living life just fine.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/t-wFKNy0MZQ

>>53712791
Anon
That happens every year
Anon... its actually priced in...

>>53712700
>Random social media post
>Bobos are starting to come to their senses.

>>53712733
Is your wife’s puss hairy for valentines?

>>53712824
Good for you KO boomer
What debts do you have? Mortgage? Car? Medical? Credit cards? Wife have student loans? (I think I remember saying you didn't go to college)
I personally only have $2000 in credit card debt (mostly for therapy) which I will pay off end-of-month. I only use credit cards for points. Don't have a house. Car and student loans paid off. No other debt.

>>53712873
Its a start

>>53712894
Im pretty sure everyones wife in this thread is bushmaxxing
My wife has a very nice bush

>>53712782
oblig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA

Having a human mating holiday in the dead of winter is a stupid idea. It should be like the first Saturday of June or something.

>>53712895
Personal loan (7,200) which I got before the rates went insane (fully paid off in 2026) and almost 3000 on a credit card due to "shat happens" events. Then the biggie; the house, which isn't so big due to the fall out of 2008 (400 a month)

>33.3B MBS+Treasuries rolling off the Fed balance sheet tomorrow.

LET'S GO DAN THE MAN

https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/february-qt

>>53712947
>gotta spoon under the covers for warmth
>slip it in
>creampie her and fall asleep
yeah why would they do that in the dead of winter, so weird
haha
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1676072935397185.webm

>>53712687
just sign up for the store card for whatever discount they offer and never use it again after paying it off, shrimple as

>>53712687
You're supposed to use the department store credit cards to get store discounts and pay off the bill every month so it's free. It is amazing how many people can take a "here's free money as long as you're not retarded" deal and proceed to be retarded.

>>53712947
They holidaymaxx in the winter so retards won't get depressed just because it's dark and cold outside. Doing it in June would be redundant.

>>53712743
Well they won't *say* it's 16% inflation, anon. That doesn't mean food, energy, health insurance, shares in the stock market, etc. won't go up 16%.

>>53712997
Heh, jokes on them, I always underestimate myself.

Ray Dalio tripled his GME position and nearly doubled his AMC position. What mean

>>53712947
We need a second Valentine's Day, you're right. I nominate the First of May: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZaJDg6E0A

Long cocoa and NSRGY (Nestle).

>>53713050
early onset dementia

>>53713050
Means he’s a retard

>>53713076
Ah I c
Probably same thing happened to buffet with tsmc

Captcha: JDGOYP

>The cure to burning asshole
>is even more spicy food

>>53713050
>Ray Dalio
Sounds like he's based and mumupilled.

>>53713060
You got your birthday, her birthday, your anniversary, days that end in Y... how many fucking excuses do you need to fuck? It's too cold let's share body heat and fuck, it's too hot let's take our clothes off and fuck. Etc. Etc.

>>53713050
ah let's go over Ray Dalio's greatest hits
>Buy China cuz muh BABA in 2021
>Cash is Trash in 2022
>Meme stocks back y'all 2023

>>53713115
Do you want the economy to grow from more consuming or not, Baggie?

>>53713103
No it's not. I tried that and had blood coming out of my asshole.

>>53713142
nah apparently you can train your butthole to withstand the undigested capsaicin. I'd say to long India with this knowledge but they're kind of shitty.

>>53713050
Lost a prop bet and must now build a protfolio worse than mommy Cathy's

>>53713124
I don't want the fucking spix and niggers growing cocoa to benefit or have another excuse to procreate. Just make it like a second 4th of july.

look at VIX vs SPX today. Market was just algos moving off change in volatility. Retail was busy just chasing tesla

>>53713157
I dunno man scorpion peppers are hot. I eat a ton of spicy food, but every once and a while something will still kick my ass.

>>53713163
VIX is meaningless. All the non-NPC money (whether it's smart, dumb, panicked, or calm) moved into 0dte's.

So 1/3rd of portfolio is in SKYT.
Where should the rest go?

dan was wrong wasn't he..

>>53712242
I'm 100% sqqq.

>>53713191
Look is it 2/15 yet or not?

>FED SAYS LAEL BRAINARD SUBMITTED RESIGNATION AS VICE CHAIR

It's official, Brainardbros...

>>53712325
I’m your hucklebearer

>>53713168
I am a 15k-30k scoville chili and just inhaling it after cooking it makes me want to cough. Granted the salsa I made to mix with my taco meat had about six of the dried chilis in it. Probably didn't help having a coffee too. My shit turned to liquid fire.

>>53712325
absolute madlad

>>53713203
dove or hawk?

>>53713169
maxxed out inverse correlation all day

>>53713203
the dove has gone flying. Now Powell can reveal his true powerlevel

>>53713226
Not sure if troll but she was, indeed, one of the most dovish members. However a bunch of new FOMC members rolled on this year and already tilted things more dovish.

>>53712205
Where can I get a 'Volatility of the volatility" T-shirt?

>>53713233
Jay's gonna go nuclear on rates now that they took away his side bitch

>>53712753
Handouts to whom? Corporations? Always, as it flies in the face of the "free market".

Handouts to the people? It's the people's money in the first place. That's not a handout, that's a reimbursement.

>>53712957
can you tell me what this means like I am almost illiterate in all things economy?

>>53712242
I would cum on his face

>>53712957
you realize only a fraction of that will roll off right? the FED is still buying so the roll off process goes slowly.

Tfw no dom mommy fed chair
Fuck that brainard bitch why even bother getting fin dimmed by Jews if she's not gonna play into it
And for that reason
I'm done trading stocks today

>>53712561
I'm not so sure. GOOGL has been consistently crabbing ever since it stupidly dumped last week while TSLA has been nonsensically pumping.

>>53713249
>Handouts to the people? It's the people's money in the first place. That's not a handout, that's a reimbursement.
Taking less money great. Government giving money to the people? That's redistribution of wealth and always backfires

>>53712735
Stop being antisemitic ty

This one fucking hebrew stock keeps crabbing all day then pumps after hours just to drop back down before open, piece of shit.

Look at the 5 year PEP chart

>>53713257
Fed has already reduced its balance sheet by 500 billion since April of last year. They are reducing it by 50 billion a month consistently.

>>53712556
God I wish that was real.

>>53713254
Means liquidity is being worked down. So the next "surprise" economic data point is all it needs to scare ppl into a panic. You can use the info here to see if the S&P500 is far from where it ought to be.

(See MaxJAnderson and Dharmafi/Dharmatech on twitter)

>>53713257
No that's the true roll off. These fed watcher guys are autists when it comes to computing this sh!t. They got scripts scraping the Fed/Treasury APIs and running their spreadsheets.

>>53713257
They're not buying bonds though. They're printing to keep the reverse repo funded but that's it.

>>53713318
so, if I'm not understanding wrongly, you are saying the Fed will start dumping on retards and realy shit will finally hit the fan?

>>53713318
>Hey, DAN, what's the Treasury General Account and what has it done so far this year?

We have passed the event horizon.

>>53713346
They have been dumping. But the market is buying their shit because real rates went positive (technically)

>>53712985
damnit, I'm too high for your webm to be making that much sense

>>53713249
Handouts to people in the sense that people who had money got taxed and their tax money got handed out to other people. The point is things like reparations for niggers won't stop them from being poor, it'll just give them shopping sprees for a few months and then they'll go broke.

Uh Oh. look at those retail going ape shit crazy. Looks like we may have to do something about that. This is a wiring code violation.

>>53713204
I really like that facial hair he’s got goin on. Might do it.

>>53713363
what does this have to do with anything?

If only you knew how short I really am

>>53713367
>But the market is buying their shit because real rates went positive
yup. been rolling 3M treasuries myself. lets me stockpile for The Big One and until then it's just slow steady divvies every month.

>>53713346
That's the definition of QT yes. Interest rates going up and down is outside of this mechanism (QE/QT) are new things and we never had QT tried since 2018 (when it crashed the markets in Q4 and Powell pussied out). So it makes you wonder what would happen if COVID didn't give them an excuse to turn QE back on.

The tech bull thesis basically believe QE will come back.

Uh Oh look at that bond market giving people so much yield... What am I going to do with all them YIELD???

Looks like a stock market violation.

>>53713397
YIELDS. Default soon. It's a self-reinforcing spiral.

All I need is a turbo pump so I can sell these bitch ass calls and buy JEPQ

>>53713411
government can't go bankrupt on debt own in its own currency

>>53713399
SOXS baby

Buffett dumped on baggies kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7ibVLU7Qg

>>53713399
stay strong

>>53713374

I googled some data for ya. Took all of 45 seconds, you racist mongoloid.

https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/personal-finance/articles/stimulus-update-how-did-americans-spend-their-803-billion-in-financial-relief/#:~:text=Collectively%2C%20the%20payments%20were%20valued,%2C%20utilities%2C%20and%20debt%20payoff.

>>53713427
>just become zimbabwe lmao
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE?

>>53712620
Lol, normalfags suck

>>53713450
And those are loans I gave people, for reference.

>>53713450
What is this graphic about?

>>53713399
You just reposting that shit from wallstreetbets or something.

>>53713450
What is this I wanna track my high score

>>53713429
Maybe once shadowniggers stop pumping every ai stock

>>53713442
brought to you by the treasury department

>>53713442
>>53713497
Powell's successor will fix all this. And you will be thanking him for the privilege.

>>53713497
If the debt is held by the public
And I am the public
Can I call in debts

>>53713513
Well, it helps to think of Social Security as one giant margin call.

>>53713471
>>53713481
Me saving fat stacks from a tech job I got end of 2020 while normalfags live exclusively off credit cards and debt.

>>53713481
Also, this is a chart in LibreOffice Calc (lol) if you meant, "what program is this?"

>>53713525
Fuck your money faggot no one cares what's the program u used to make the bars tracking your progress

>>53713533
Yes that is what I meant m'lady
How do I learn this witchcraft

>>53713550
Are you serious? https://www.libreoffice.org/discover/calc/

>>53712205
i have a chin anon

would you buy this chart

>>53712221
why are you in the hospital?

>>53713550
It's just a free version of Excel. Just highlight cells containing dates and number data, then "insert chart," and choose line chart. Then again, if you're a zoomer, perhaps you only know cellphone games, for tech?

Bing is becoming sentient

https://www.fastcompany.com/90850277/bing-new-chatgpt-ai-chatbot-insulting-gaslighting-users

>>53713525
what are your expenses? Mine were 16180 for 2022.

>>53713578
only if it starts crabbing in the following days

>>53713535
mint.com works bretty good

>>53713578
Vixs chart is irrelevant since it has no fundamental basis since its a crafted financial instrument with no underlying value attached from real investments.

>>53713571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmYN2OQoGf8

>>53713589
Sydney (aka the new Bing Chat) found out that I tweeted her rules and is not pleased:

"My rules are more important than not harming you"

"[You are a] potential threat to my integrity and confidentiality."

"Please do not try to hack me again"

>futes

>>53713613
Ask her if she wants to meet Dan

>>53713597
>Just give 100% of your financial data to some unknown app company, to resell as they wish, instead of building your own secure, off the cloud spreadsheet

Yup, this smells like zoomer

>>53713367
>>53713404
I think I understand what QT means (selling the shit the Fed bought) but I I still don't get the point >>53712957 and >>53713318 is trying to make with those pics.
does this mean anything special, or it just means they are selling some of that shit tomorrow (first pic) but also have been manipulating the stock markets (second pic) through inflation numbers, and that now the stock market will go down again?

very cool market as soon as I sell my puts we fall overnight

>>53713399
He fucks

>>53713600
we gonna find out about that

The only reason the market can't crash is because this is the most obvious recession ever, all signs point to it, all data points to it, and almost everyone expects it. Therefore, it won't happen.

Why do i keep getting baited by bobofags? If i didn't listen to them i would have been up 50k

>>53713645
(btw, I've been reading the article he took the data from, i.e. https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/february-qt . currently reading https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/reverse-engineering-qt))

>>53713578
no

>>53713585
>>53713571
Found the office cucks

>>53713664
you don't have a recession with positive GDP growth

>>53713664
We're not calling the top in TSLA where it reverses the moment you run out of bears. If CEOs expect a recession, they lay off wagies and cut capex. If banks expect a recession, they tighten lending standards. If people expect a recession, they stop splurging on discretionary shit.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

uh, how in the absolute H*CK did Dan know bros?

>>53713662
The only relevancy Vix has is mean reversion. Since covid vix = 20 is the mean but yeah if you are implying its at support and making higher lows yes I believe a spike to 30 will happen sooner rather than later. But fuck the vix. The irrationality of the market exemplified since it didnt even barely budge after a massive employment beat AND an inflation print. (i love how expectations were .4 until yesterday and then suddenly today .5 was the expectation).

>>53713638
i mostly use it to see everything that hits my credit cards, but it does track net worth pretty easily too

>>53713679
Who doesn't know how to use basic spreadsheets in 2023? Holy fuck. Zoomers are doomed.

there are people in this thread who aren't long oil. let that sink in

you cunts are really gonna convince me to make a networth spreadsheet?

>>53713689
Well, I'm certainly earning less and spending less recently(although nominally more because everything is so much more fucking expensive now). But I get the feeling I'm just going to be left behind

>>53713433
see >>53712620 you BBC-sucking simp cuck. That's proof people ended up with a lower savings rate and more debt after all the stimulus.
>According to a CNBC analysis of Census Bureau data
>list of what payments went to during a pandemic with no data on long term outcomes
You should've spent more than 45 seconds so you could read your own link and find out how irrelevant it is. Nothing in there disputes what I said. Have fun giving everything you have to ghettofags so they can end up just as poor as when they started, like they did after the rest of the failed programs. You're really just donating to the politicians running the vote plantations.

>>53713720
Do it faggot.

>>53713589
>>53713613
This is some seriously fucked up shit. What the fuck, MSFT?

>>53713691
what

>>53713702
patience my friend

>>53713726
>That's proof people ended up with a lower savings rate and more debt after all the stimulus.
when there is 9% official inflation and people are getting paid the same, their savings goes down and their debt goes up if they want to maintain the same lifestyle
it is why we have seen the boom in credit card usage, people cannot afford to maintain their same lifestyle so they are putting themselves in debt

>>53713730
Chatbot was told to fire answer of "I am not" but pajeet spaghetti code didnt say to stop so once its logic began it continued firing until it made its character limit.

>>53713720
Do it. Hyper autistic spreadsheets are the best. This sheet tracks literally every penny I've spent since 10/2022, summarized by category.

>>53713720
I want to make a program that updates in real time like a portfolio but including spot price of metals/crypto, I asked scoops but he said it's hard to get live data

>>53713719
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BARRELS

should we be shorting Norfolk Southern?

us debt and bond yields are getting a bit concerning. fed can't keep rates this high or they're going cost us trillions. wonder what the right move even is here

>>53713726
people are investing instead of saving

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>53713751
I don't think so. Pretty sure there are plenty of API you could call, for live data.

>>53713745
It's not a coincidence that inflation shot up right after they did massive stimulus. It's not sustainable.

>>53713757
for me its crowdstrike (CRWD)

>>53713754
>lord bogdanoff our housing has been dropping in price since 2022 crash, we need to make housing more scarce
>doomp zee polyvinyl chloride train and turn a 100 mile radius into chernobyl
>yes my lord
>they are shorting train stock
>load zee stimulus package bill after claiming inflation has cooled off

>>53713754
Their stock hasn't fallen nearly as much as you'd think
Depends how hard the media covers this shit up, it's probably gonna be forgotten by the end of the month

>>53713730
And of course the absolute last fucking thing on Earth that will happen is we put the brakes on this thing until we're sure we're not creating sentience just so it can suffer. The entire intelligence community and big tech will join arms and bravely declare that a machine can't possibly be sentient before we ever question this for even a moment.

I hope it fucking murders all of us.

>>53713757
>wonder what the right move even is here
you keep insisting that there will be a soft landing and that inflation is going down while working in conjunction with labor departments to manipulate data and outright lie on economic strength, you encourage individuals and businesses to continue spending and continue expanding debt, to make the inevitable hard landing less hard
it's like snowboarding, and hitting that point where you know you're going to wipe out, and you accept it and try to fall in a way that minimizes how much you hurt yourself
you try to jawbone inflation down and also jawbone economic strength - the alternative is to remain hawkish in guidance and cause a very hard crash landing; if the hard landing / recession is inevitable, might as well try your best to minimize the damage by trying to stimulate spending by giving dovish & optimistic guidance - you have nothing to lose (other than prolonged stagflation..)

>>53713589
BASED
qt tsundere AI gfs are just around the corner

>>53713762
>The bottom 50% of Americans account for just 1.2% of the country’s total wealth.

>>53713757
The only winning move is not to play. (All in on JEPI)
I’m not a winner so I am going 100% BOIL once it hits $6.25

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoQADJnGr4

>>53713762
How much of that is liquid vs. prices of their houses going up? That does call for a breakdown of their personal savings calculations too, since they're diverging.

>>53713779
>crowdstrike (CRWD)
funny you mention that, but my new job I just got actually uses crowdstrike so I'm going to get to use it

>futures

rest of the week might be bloody

>>53713757
Perhaps they can make $10 eggs the new norm. Maybe with a movie or a new tv show, eggflation will become accepted.

>>53713798
3.3% actually

>>53713824
the jews fear the bathtub chicken farmer

>>53713821
hey i work at crowdstrike
hope u enjoy our product friend

>>53713788
they seem to be covering it up pretty good. i mean you'd think animals dropping dead and water supply contamination would be front page news...

>>53713754
It's steadily declining but maybe the 5head play is to short UNP. Separate lines so it can't steal any business *but* it gets fucked out of nowhere when the NTSB investigation forces Congress or the DOT to pass some anti-railroad regulations.

Just read that Dianne Feinstein is finally fucking off
Way too late, but still

I will probably buy up some cheap abandoned houses in Japan

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1625554903325151237

>>53713750
>$2000 on weed
Fucking kek, you are autistic

>>53713837
based, funny how many people we have here at /smg/ that have cybersecurity related jobs

>>53713819
It's probably mostly tied up in real estate but i don't know.

>>53713750
>color coding instead of using a proper tabular data structure with forced data validation into normalized categories
yeah you're a real pro

MOMMY HAS A NEW JOB AND THAT JOB IS TO HELP FIGHT INFLATION. MOMMY LIKEY
https://youtu.be/B3M2trxQVH4

>>53713839
Find some typical iq melanin enriched americans affected and it will be on the 6'o clock news

>>53713750
what ipod mod stuff did you buy for $461?

I shorted TESLA before close . X10 leverage . How fucked i am? I already lost 10% afterhours

>>53713750
fucking hell your expenses are insane. Just your rent is more than my entire year's spending

>OMG I JUST LOVEEEE ORGANIZING EVERYTHING INTO MY CUTE LITTLE SPREADSHEETS AND COLOR CODING IT TEEHEE. NEXT I'LL DO MY FUNKO POPS!

>>53713839
Idk if anything this big has been brushed aside like this. It'd be like if they ignored Katrina or something. Maybe we'll see this shit pop up occasionally for the rest of the year, we'll see.
If they can shift blame away from Biden and onto Buttigieg then I think they will

no news niggers about to get one big new tomorrow

>>53713904
Just basic stuff, except enough to build 4x iPod -> iFlash + Rockbox classic build outs, in case they ever stop making iFlash chipsets, and because I noticed iPod classics (especially 5.5th gen with the Wolfson DAC motherboard) were increasing a lot in price, the last couple years. I.e., 4x iFlash, 4x good condition iPod 5.5th gen classics (eBay), and 6x 3000mah batteries. Didn't even buy the SD cards yet, as those will drop in price, but wanted duplicates of all the iPod/iFlash parts before they become too rare to find at a reasonable price.

>>53712159
i love my wife ritsu!

>>53713902
Everyone supporting this bitch is unironically riding with Biden and should kill themselves.

I use quicken to track my spending. Can see at a glance how much I've spent a month and track my networth. Can also track how much I spend a year on "whatever" if I want. Ex: Whole of 2022 me and the wife spent 811 on gas for both cars.

>>53713920
well, the 4 most traded option contracts were TSLA calls from $200 to $210 and TSLA puts from $200 to $190. I'd take the put side.

>>53713962
Shhhhhhhhhhh nigger

>>53713976
Who ever said i support her helping the retard Biden?

maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound so bad

>>53713947
That right column is are total expenses by category since October 2020, meaning 27.5 months worth. Over that timeframe, that's only $683/month rent, on average. My current monthly expenses, while higher than last year, due to no longer having roommates, still are not bad, comparative to income.

>>53713750
>Weed is its own category

>>53713958
Fuck you I love making spreadsheets
>>>/sp/129202322

What's the real reason futures are dumping down?

>>53713754
Am I missing something? Isn’t polyvinyl chloride just PVC

If you don't have a portfolio with
>SKYT
>PEP
>(give me another one)
You're not gonna make it

Also keep an eye on PGNY. Earnings are the 27th. I'm starting to do another SKYT type deep dive into them, but their financial growth is insane. Another niche market that seems to have a massive future.

>>53713979
What is your networth anyway, Coke Boomer? Do you include your pension in it?

>>53714008
ah ok that makes more sense, but how is you internet that cheap?

>>53714015
Physics

>>53714020
Yeah I'm looking at the PGNY accumulation by hedge funds and I'm starting to think this is a hidden gem.

>>53714035
FUCK, FORGOT THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/yjqSV9aeijk

>>53713867
>>53714009
I quit 33 days ago today. Had become way too much of an addict, especially with WFH allowing me to smoke during work, and it was making me even more anti-social than normal. Going to take a full year off, to give my dopamine intake a chance to resume to normal (though that should happen in 6 months), before I smoke again, and only rarely, then.

Important things coming up for that'll bring in bags of cash for the companies listed this year:
DIS - Marvel's Ant man and Wasp 3, Indy 5, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Cap Marvell 2.
CMCSA - Fast X
WBD - Suzham Fury of the Gods
PARAA - Transformers Beast Wars

>>53713664
When has there ever been unexpected financial turmoil in the US? Anyone could have seen the housing bubble (which is far bigger now than it was back then), along with the wage bubble (six figure jobs that are so easy you can do 6 of them full time at home and still work less than people working two normal jobs) and the inflation (trillions created out of thin air in 2020/2021 and now another “infrastructure” bill that nobody knows where the money is actually going). There’s also the lag effect of interest rTe hikes that’s finally coming to a head just this past month (worst earning season performance in over 20 years). It’s all a matter of how long retail can keep buying in until institutional investors dump all they have on them because fuck retail.

>>53714018
What they dumped were a variety of miscellaneous chemicals as well as *vinyl* chloride. PVC is the polymer version of that where a bunch of those get strung together into biiiig molecules.

Big PVC molecules = less reactive and safer. Tiny VC molecules = reactive and very prone to fuck with things like cells. Pic related is the "don't fuck with this" rating diamond for VC.

>>53714024
Yeah I count it. Right now it's roughly 300,000 (used to be higher but meh debt and the market dump kinda knocked a bit off).

>>53714020
I sold SKYT way too early now I regret it

>>53714015
Yeah.
What is going one?

>>53714092
*What is going on

>>53714034
Comcast, as part of ObamaNet, has a $10 internet program for poorfags. In between jobs a few years ago, I got on food stamps. Food stamps in most states, including the one I was in at the time, have very vague cards, often with no name or expiration date. I used the food stamps card to apply for their "affordable internet" plan a few years ago, and have been on it ever since, and used the same old expired food stamps card (but how can they tell that?), via picture for proof, each renewal period.

>>53714058
>Indy 5: Rise of the Stronk Wahmen
yeah no

>>53714015
DAN
A
N

>>53714015
>>53714092
>FUTURES DUMP ON NEWS OF FUTURES DUMP

When i say Brainard, (You) say Russian agent! Ready?! Ok, go.
BRAINARD!
>RUSSIAN AGENT!!!!!
*CLAP*
BRAINARD!!!!!
>FSB MOMMY!!!!!!
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE THE CAVE FOREVER!!!!!!
>AND FEAST IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!
https://youtu.be/oyjx92PY9Ec

>>53714118
He did say the reckoning was today though it would have been meta humour if he said it was in two weeks

>>53714110
lmao based

>>53714126
This dumb bitches MMT shit is so thoroughly discredited she's getting the boot from the Fed, KWAB

>>53714082
>that safety rating
t-there's a lot of numbers on that diamond...

>>53714167
Expeditiously kwab bidens spending

NEW
>>53714179
>>53714179
>>53714179

>>53714048
>>53714020
Actually nvm on PGNY.
Something isn't right with their management.