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>practice dad wants me to visit him again

>> No.53712184

>>53712124
What's a practice dad?

>> No.53712350

>>53712184
It's like your real dad, just for practice. Like if you want to ask how to change the oil in your car but need to prepare/practice before asking your real dad.

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>>53712124
>caretaker wants me to call her mommy again

>> No.53712363

>>53712350
but your real dad going on half hour rant about you fuck everything up is part of the bonding process

>> No.53712367

>>53712360
sounds sexy

>> No.53712454

>>53712124
>>53712350
does he teach you how to suck cock too?

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>>53712124
>mfw the practice GF breaks up with you so you don't need to find an excuse to dump her

>> No.53712504

>>53712454
Teaches you how to take it up the ass because you're an off topic green frog posting nigger faggot

>> No.53712529
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>>53712504
>Nooooo you can't have fun you have to have the same threads again and again about LINK and the latest pump and dumps

>> No.53712538

>>53712124
i got banned for making a practise gf thread last week :( why are the janniesstealing our fun ??? i want to make and read practise threads

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>>53712538
When they outlaw practice threads only outlaws will make practice threads.

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>>53712672
i will keep making practise threads and post practise pepes.

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>>53712124
>accidentally creampied the practise gf
>mfw
>turns out I'm sterile
>mfw

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>>53712538
The janny never have a practice dad, house, or even GF.