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>>53710384
eat more fiber

>>53710384
Salt water enemas

>>53710384
my uncle took bloody shits for months. he was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. he managed to last a few years before dying, but they definitely weren't quality years of life.

>>53710407
I've actually started that. I dont have to wipe as much as I used. Still annoying.

>>53710410
Explain. Im semi aware about the usefulness of sitting in a warm bath.

>>53710384
>>53710426
eat more fibre you esl monkeys


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>>53710426
In my case the bloody poops are usually the tail end where it feels like I'm clearly bleeding from the hemorroid. Even the doctor suspects hemorrhoids to be the cause for me. I mean come on I can feel the thing pop out every now and then when I take a dump. I assume it bleeds when it gets aggravated enough such as when I wipe a ton.

>>53710465
Could also be a fissure. Don’t freak yourself out too much by going to the worst-case scenario.

>>53710426
>>53710384
SER I NEED MONEY
Just kys already ffs

ive been having bloody shits since 25 years old, i'm 30 now. its just a hemorrhoids. i grown use to the pain, and this isn't brick sized shits either, just normal turds. The only time it doesn't bleed is if its liquid or chunky diarrhea

>>53710465
happened to me for while then i realized it was cause i kept eating a shit ton of nuts and so my turds had frag damage

>>53710384
do carnivore diet and fasting. you'll heal

This is what happens when you fall for the carnivore diet meme

>>53710384
Usually it's only a bad sign if the blood is dark. If it's bright red, probably just a hemorrhoid or a fissure that won't heal.

>>53710384
why did you shove 62 sided dice into your bum

>>53710384
i started needing to use lube before i poop cause my butthole is too tight and i get anal tears that make me bleed

>>53710384
Are you saying the result of the colonoscopy may lead to emergency surgery or that the colonoscopy itself has a 1/62 chance of needing emergency poobag surgery?

>>53710384
>>53710434
>>53710465
Just buy a bidet so you don't wipe so much you faggot

>>53710505
Yeah that too. Due to my sedentary lifestyle and years of low fibers all the dots connect to hemorroids and anal fisurres but my paranoid self assumes the worst.

>>53710523
Bloody only began a few years back, prior it was just the annoyance of them being irritated but I guess they finally weakened enough to burst. Could always try the hemorroid removal stuff via rubber band (although i hear it is excruciating for a week likely dependent on how they did it that some choose to live with any future hemorroids), if the bloody poops disappear my answer is as clear as day.

>>53710525
Kekd

>>53710680
I believe I heard this somewhere. May have been in a hemorroid thread someone posted on /biz/ a month back. Sorry for laughing but I can see how this might help

>>53710832
You sound fat. Stop being fat. Clean up your diet, drink lots of water, go for a 30min walk each day, and use a fucking bidet. Not hard.

>>53710695
From what I gathered its a 1 in 62.5 chance (within a week, they hide the stats, some can have complications even 2 weeks or more after). It's in a 1 in 62.5 for a perforation which MAY result in a eporary poop bag for a few/some months albeit you could end up dying before even getting emergency surgery to repair the damage.

>>53710863
I'm normal weight, on the slimmer side. Diet is however being fixed since about a month ago including exercise as I mostly just sit.

>>53710881
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=3EV8M8ABZ9L0M&keywords=bidet+attachment+for+toilet&qid=1676411343&sprefix=bidet%2Caps%2C676&sr=8-1

bpc 157 will heal the problem and then take cyproheptadine and lower your stress . aspirin negates the need for “preventative” colonoscopies

>>53710832
it helps but fuck i hate that i need it so i don't bleed

>>53710881
If you strengthen your abs and core a great deal you will actually take much better shits because your gut motility will improve substantially. I used to have the exact same issues you describe and they all disappeared after I started lifted / doing core exercise regularly.

>>53710895
Thanks, not sure how I'll use this in a house where Im not the only person living there tho

>>53710967
Yeah pretty sure i get anal tears as well, i assume its similar to your problem. Gonna try pushing fiber intake further tho, already hated shoving suppositories up my butt which didn't even seem to help reduce hemorrhoid

>>53711045
Yeah i should try exercising again. Not /fit/ level but more than just walking/slightly jogging for 30 minutes. Thanks

>>53711269
>Thanks, not sure how I'll use this in a house where Im not the only person living there tho
Why not? Others don't have to use it if they don't want to. This will get rid of your hemmoroids, and your asshole will be a lot cleaner too. If you stepped in dog shit with your bare foot, would you wipe it off with dry towels or spray it with a hose?

>>53710384
I’m no polchudconspiracy guy but I never bled when I pooped until after I got vaxxed. There’s been reports of the vax causing IBS and other GI issues. Anyways, I used to bleed profusely after drinking energy drinks. After eating more fiber and quitting energy drinks, I only bleed when I push too hard. I have tons of internal hemorrhoids. But none of these issues happened until I got vaxxed.

>>53710384
you sound fat, i used to have terrible stomach problems until i started to time my eating. I fast religiously and now i am thin and have no more health problems.

>>53711998
Based

dont forget when eating "lots" of fiber you need lots of water otherwise you can make things worse

Stop wiping your butthole, wash it instead.
Use cold water and wash your butthole everytime. I have hemorhoids and they only act up when I push way too hard, poop is hard or I wipe with toilet paper. Good poops.