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>>53707201
Anime posters are gay.

You bought?

Anyone else let their cat pick stocks for them? She's pretty good.

Can someone explain why all the indices AND VIX are down?

>>53707221

cool anyway I made $1500 today

Scandi women > Black women > Mediterranean women

>>53707216
kek i remember when i reported her >>53707222
and they literally told me to "fuck off you sick faggot"

>>53707221
actually no, traps are gay.

>>53707225
sorry anon i couldn't, my portfolio is already 100% 300% semiconductors

OH MY FUUUUUUUCKING GOD I AM SLUUUUURPING OOOOOOOOHHHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING SLURP FUCK YES SLURP SLURP SLURP FUCKIN SLURP FOR ME DADDY OH YES FUCK YES OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I AM SLURPARINO IM GONNA SLURP ALL OVER YOUR FUCKIN FACE OOOOOOHHHHHH FUUUCKK I HAVE BECOME SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>53707222
Beautiful Nordic aesthetics. Danish father. Best looking women in the world.

>>53707225
I'm buying at 12.50.

>>53707225
>Needham

>>53707236

>another "anon gives horrible advice" post
Look just because you fucked up your life doesn't mean I need to fuck mine up. Stop giving me the absolute worst advice and pretending it's actually a great idea.

My GEO $12 puts worked out nicely. I shilled them once here because I was certain Burry dumped given his "Sell" tweet, but I doubt anyone followed.

>>53707232
people just realizing the great depression is coming

whats the difference between this and...

>>53707232
VIX Down = Options GAMBLOOORS (calls)

reminder all you have to do is make $5000 every day for 200 trading days and you'll have a million dollars

At work I have to wire pumps. Each pump has 3 cables and they are 6 ft long. At most I use 2 feet per cable and discard the rest. I use a lot of these cables and produce a ton of waste. Should I start saving them? I know properly stripping them would take way too long but couldn’t I just burn them and melt all the rubber off leaving me with the copper. Then I could melt it down and pour it into one of those 5lb copper ingot molds and start stacking physical metal.

God damn there are a bunch of crows outside my apartment just absolutely screeching
Making it very hard to concentrate

Bobos, or as I like to call them niggers, don't understand that 0.5% monthly inflation is bullish as the markets must also inflate. Better luck in 2 more weeks, boboids.

>>53707263
We told you about the THOT history. CANCEL ALL TEXTS.

>>53707267
...this?
I dont get it. is disinflation happening or not? why are there even two charts about the same thing that look different?

>>53707270
Picrel is the mold I would buy

>>53707225
WHY DID I SELL THIS MORNING FUCKIN BEEN BURNED SO MANY TIMES

>>53707286
>>53707267
forgot pic

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/U2wtIIT9hMU

>>53707236
On average, nordic women beat all others (but damn do they age like shit and I would know having lived here for more than 20 years), but when it comes to the 0.00001% percentile, I'd say meds, middle east, and black women beat nordics easily. But to be honest, who cares about the cream of the crop when the best I will ever be able to bag is an average woman.

>>53707269
Wow, it's so simple. Why didn't I think of that before?

I was thinking I could just bet 1k on red and double it ten times in a row.

Finally, both my portfolio and the sympathy I get, are represented properly in a short video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXT_d8ytT4k
>>53707271
Throw them some bread. Crows are good to have on your side.

>>53707270
Ofc, are you dumb? We sell the copper and go dinner and hookers with coworkers.

Also this GOOGL selloff + TSLA poomp is beyond retarded. Anyone with a single working neuron would know that the opposite should be happening.

>>53707263
>Not taking said terrible advice and doing the opposite.

>>53707222
My little Porky. :)>>53707225

Skyt is based af

>>53707307
it says right there, one is tracking inflation relative to a specific date and the other one is tracking inflation year over year (the change every year)

SOXL NIGGAS. SOXL NIGGAS. NEED YA’LL TO HODL WITH ME SOXL NIGGAS. THIS SHIT WILL BE BUSSIN THROUGH AND GOIN TO $150/SHARE MY NIGGAS. I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS MY NIGGAS. WE GON BE BALLIN HARD IN DA CLUBS WITH PROFITS FROM SOXL MY NIGGAS. GET IT NOW WHILE IT’S STILL AT A DISCOUNT MY NIGGAS. AI WAIFUS ARE THE FUTURE MY NIGGAS.

>>53707313
>black women
Are disgusting

>>53707307
Disinflation means your second pic goes from growing 9% a year to, say, 2% a year.

Deflation is what happens when that 2% a year turns into -1% a year and your second pic starts trending down.

>>53707337
tranny

>>53707221

>>53707270
yeah its worth saving if you have the space. cleaning it up is not going to be worth it unless you have a lot. you can sell it as-is to a recycler but will get only like 50 cents per pound vs if you clean it up removing teh plastic and making sure the copper is bright you will get close to the spot price of copper. if you try making ingots and melting it you will burn a ton of money on the gas and kiln required to do that, and also you wont get as much from the metal recycler because they wont want to buy unknown purity copper. if its in wire form they know its pure copper, if you melt it down they dont know what the original source was and thus you would need an assayer to prove the purity percent of copper in your ingots

>>53707260
It was that last night at 7pm after earnings

>>53707332
based $788 chad portfolio
LETS FUCKIN GO SKYT LORDS

>this morning
>sold TSLA
>bought aapl
What the fuck is my problem?

>>53707313
Should I move to Korea and claim to be a victim of oppression because of my Jewish heritage?

>>53707323
I'll have to go get some bread

>>53707350
POST NOSE AND SKIN COLOR NIGGA

>>53707340
On average sure, and that's mostly on account of most being fat and disgusting creatures that eat whatever the hell they set their eyes upon. But the truly good looking are really really damn good looking and since they are so rare, they will capture your attention all that much more

(((they))) keep pumping the market

i refuse to buy (((their))) bags

i'm still waiting for the market to crash with a "soft landing"

>>53707307
they restructure how CPI is calculated every few years, and in the past year of our inflation shitshow they basically restructure the formula every month. the purposefully weight the more static costs higher and remove weight from the increasing cost goods like food and fuel to make it look like CPI is staying level.

its the ultimate kikery

Cocoa pumping, Orange juice all time highs reached, BOIL/Natgas bottoming only to take off again soon, same with OIL with summer driving season, sugar not coming down, Soimeal not giving up, Livestock striving for ATH and no sign of weakening thx to soi and less calf births, GL FED, inflation is here to stay.

>>53707364
Thanks. I have the space but burning the rubber off would be the only way I’d do it. It’s stranded wire so I’m not sure if the recyclers are going to take it. Either way I’ll start collecting and figure it out later

You retards make so much money, why not take a girl out who needs a boost of confidence?!?!?!

Treat her like a queen and make the world a better place you tards.

>>53707393

>>53707380
Why would anyone sell fuckin Tesla? The most retard proof stock there is. It has such a retard strength backing it up now that there is no stopping it. Bro

Something I find my head hard to wrap around.

The chance of tossing a coin on heads fives times in a row is 0.5 ^ 5 = 3.125%
Yet, the odds of each toss are still 50% chance because the coin has no memory of previous results (this is what they call gamblers fallacy).
We know over a large sample size it will revert to 50%, but in small sample sizes we can expect high variance.
But given the odds noted above 6 heads in a row would be 0.5 ^ 6 = 1.5% which is very rare, so surely this gives some sort of credence to the gamblers fallacy?

It's all so confusing bros.

>>53707415
SHUT THE FUCK UP SIMP NIGGA

So what are Elon and Rupert talking about?

Any thoughts about the financial implications of this?

>>53707421
No that would be Nvidia. With TSLA musk will ultimately rug pull you

>>53707436
What net worth do I need for a harem like this?

>>53707415
>Man owe me a date

Kek

>>53707428
The difference is looking 6 flips ahead (1.5%) vs 1 flip ahead (50%).

>>53707441
Short humanity and buy LEAPS on Jesus for 2 years out.

When can I go back to shorting TSLA and NVDA?

TSLA is still too expensive

it needs to fall about 75% from here to be properly valued

so yeah I was right about my puts on qqq, fuck niggers lmao

>>53707450
BUY 1,000 SHARES OF SOXL RN NIGGA PRINT SOME CASH NIGGA

>>53707468
Never. It's the new GME and AMC. They just like the stock okay?

>>53707469
You sound like one of those seething people that INSIST Bitcoin is worth $0.

>T-they can just copy the code!
lmao

>>53707473
Imagine the smell

>>53707415
>why not take a girl out
The last time I tried that she told me I'm too scary looking... Apparently I cannot do anything right by women. Should have just raped her right then and there. Fugg dis world.
Anyway, does anyone here have experience with Lundin Gold? Seems like the best gold stock and with the falling gold prices and how things stand right now with FED and inflation, it might be a good idea to start DCAing into gold (Yeah I know I am fifteen years too late but it's never too late to make it)

>>53707450
Only your own personal Sauna.

>Ford lighting F-150 just another EV shitbox
Just wait until the general public finds out how shitty EV is. Tesla owners are too uppity to admit EV sucks but nobody will have a problem talking about a shitbox Ford, GM, VW or Hyundai EV pice of shit

>>53707466
Hm, makes sense from that perspective.

>>53707482
>>53707480
>>53707473
>>53707471
>>53707469
How do we feel about Enphase? ENPH

>>53707468
>TSLA
now
>NVDA
maybe after earnings

>>53707415
sometimes people are alone because they are bad people anon, imagine having a vagina but not being able to get any

I sold my tesla puts with a 10% loss . Tesla is too strong .

Lower highs, lower lowers mumu. Not looking good today.

>>53707236
Germoid-norf women have horse like square faces and have fridge bodies. Meds, depends where. Northern italy > souther italy. Southern french women and spanish women are hot. Haven't seen women from east of the balkans. Sand niggers don't count. You may see a qt sand niggerina buy once she speaks that disgusting language, to the trash it goes

Why are there so many phone posters?

>>53707501
My investments and related advice are cursed anon.

>>53707496
Tesla is kicking the ass of any EV space competitors because they have the best human capital. And you know they have the best human capital because they're the only car company being sued for racism.

>>53707512
the crash is tomorrow....

>>53707522
I’M TRADING WHILE I’M AT WORK NIGGA

>>53707522
At my desk on the trading floor and the IT guys blocked 4chins.

>>53707518
Based woman evaluator

>>53707522
they aren't sending their best to post in /smg/

>>53707403
Just strip the plastic off you lazy shit. Or do your job and don't worry about the thousands of extra dollars you are throwing away by being fat and stupid

>>53707512
I'm waiting to see how it closes. TSLA and WING are both amazingly retarded at the moment.

>>53707398
>summer driving season
haahahahaa summer driving season is cancelled because of greater depression that's going to start tomorrow.

>>53707501
>Enphase
Not buying anything solar-related, for me, it's nat gas, oil, or nuclear. Plus I'm not buying shares until peak interest rates.

>>53707384
Meat works too, as long as it's not overly salted. Popcorn without the butter and salt.

good morning sirs

>>53707541
Kek i forgot . I went short again .

>>53707393
Someone has jungle fever

Is it time to all in on BOIL? I want to make $100k on this trade

PROTIP TO YA’LL NIGGAS WHO WANTS TO MAKE PROFITS. BUY ODD LOTS OR NOT BUY AT ALL. IF YA’LL NIGGAS TOO POOR OR TOO BROKE TO BUY 100 SHARES OF A STOCK, DON’T EVEN BOTHER. YA’LL ARE GIVING INSTITUTIONS A SELL FLAG ON THAT STOCK NIGGA.

>>53707415
>Treat her like a queen
Only works for so long, then they decide they rather death dudes who commit credit card fraud and you're left by yourself

>>53707428
Or look at stocks as someone spinning a penny and betting on heads. That’s how market makers do it (protip the head of Lincoln is slightly heavier than the memorial tails side) that’s why you get commission free trades... :^)

>>53707485
THINK THE STINK!

Who else is buying TLRY calls? Annual meeting is tomorrow, I'm positive it'll pump.
It's one of the few "quality" cannabis companies.
t. Canadian pothead

>>53707541
Yeah, it's great to know that tomorrow we're going to smack into a circuit breaker and people are all going to be shitting bricks, meanwhile I've got plenty of time left on my puts and going to just sit back and watch the numbers go up all day. Then I'm going to come home and play Harvestella with my gookfu, have a nice dinner and go to sleep.

>>53707415
I am afraid of talking to strangers except anonymously through a website via meme images that illustrate my emotions
>>53707567
Thanks. I've read about being friendly to crows, and there are a lot around here. I should make some new friends

>>53707533
Ford is halting production and delivery of the EV F-150 due to battery problems

>>53707551
Why would your company block traders from the valuable market discussion on this website?

>>53707576
been in BOIL since 5.5 last week. I traded in and out of it to pay for the admission of timing the bottom.

>>53707574
Classic. Can't deny it though. I've never, not once, had a bad experience with black women. They're nice

>>53707551
educate them on the difference between 4channel vs. 4chan

>disinflation

>>53707628
(((they))) try everything to keep the market up

>>53707628
It's actually "unflation"

>>53707627
Yeah that battle is totally not worth fighting.

>>53707615
Damn I feel late now. $6.35 can be a good entry price, but I don't want to see another leg down. Risk and reward, would be either the best or worst trade I've ever made

>>53707628
(((inflation cooled)))
>after we rigged the calculations
>also it didnt cool even with our rigged calculations we just write lying propaganda because we are kikes

can we start snailposting until inflation is at 2%?

>>53707610
Not surprising. Tons of shit looks easy from a distance. "Oh, we're Ford, we can totally swap in a battery pack for an engine. Felon Muskrat is toast!" then you run into technical hell, production hell, and the slogging morass of Mexican/union/halfass labor & management. Then you're left boasting on an earnings call that by 2030 your flagship truck might be able to pull stuff 100 miles.

I have 5000 shares of BOIL

I need SOXL to go back down to $12 or $13 so I can buy more

fart gas must be close to bottom levels now btw, almost 2 bucks

tech / soxl correction still coming in looks like

Hairy pussy Tencent gang

>>53707647
you should own the company, then you can do what I did and call the IT guy into your office and say, "Hey! Why the fuck can't I get on 4chan?" , and then he unblocks it for you.

>>53707675
I have 7000 shares of NFG.V

>>53707647
>look, I'm not trying to view the gore posting blacked pron nazi worship, I want to view the tranny hentai market discussions.
what the fuck is their problem?
>verification not required

>>53707687
NIGGA IF YOU AINT BUYING 100 SHARES OR INCREMENTS OF 100 SHARES, DON’T BOTHER BUYING. WE DON’T WANT YOU IN OUR CHAD CLUB.

>>53707658
I was the one that said I could time the nat gas bottom (I was in KOLD for january). The dumb trolls kept scaring ppl from it last week.

I can see natty gas chopping for another two weeks so you could get another crack at sub-5.8 prices. But at this point BOIL is now mostly May futures contracts so it may not go that low anymore even if the front month gets pulverized as we get closer to expiry.

>>53707712
>look, I'm not trying to view the gore posting blacked pron nazi worship
fucking liar

>>53707264
Nice. I dumped my GEO bags around $12 in December and I was damn glad to be rid of them, too.

Webm related it's GEO today

It’s murder out there

>>53707743
And this is what I'm talking about with hostile workspaces Baggie. Why can't you have a little more respect for the rest of us in this workspace? Last week I caught you licking the lid on my premium soup. I brought that from home, Baggie, that was my power hour snack.

Woah, wasn’t CRBP a stock here like 2 years ago? It’s up 2100% it looks like

Its Valentine. Why are you here

>>53707765
>headquartered in Norwood, MA
Thinning, receding gains help nobody. And for that reason I'm out.

The fuck do I buy? SOXL calls are not productive. What's a $5k play?

Are you having fun?

>>53707792
COIN

you guys are going to buy the false breakout at 410 again, right?

>>53707765
it has finally been 2 more weeks until Japan approval...

>THAT GREEN DILDO

uh wtfwt

>>53707782
It's the middle of the day anon

>>53707804
>you guys are going to buy...right?
I always buy.

how can a newfag make money

what's the 10k rat/50 hawk portfolio?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE BACK

Sorry bobos, inflation is bullish now. Going to add more to my ARKK and chainlink positions this week.

>>53707834
NANC.
>>53707782
I'm still waging.

I knew this daily mountain on the dow looks weird as fuck and won't stay like this. We will go to 35k

>>53707782

I sent the tinder female AI generated roses. She doesn't know they are fake

>>53707794
Eh, I'm alright.

>>53707762
If I find the mother fucker that threw out my scorpion pepper hot sauce...

>>53707794
>>53707850
will they give him an oscar or are they too afraid of his speech

>>53707867
He's taking over Weinstein's empire. This time next year, every actress will trip over themselves for a taste of the Frase'.

>>53707794
yup

You thought I was joking when there as a round 3 to come?

>>53707867
They should, but they won’t. He’s not diverse enough.

this market is getting on my nerve what the fuck are those retard pumps clown casino dogshit

>>53707895
Trust the DANplan.

>>53707602
Don't worry anon. There's an anime girl for everyone out there.

>>53707899
That retard is dumber than at least half the posters ITT

>>53707893
well if an obese gay isn't diverse enough then i just don't know anymore

>>53707914
cope

Financial question

>>53707914
Based Dan not giving a fuck about the kids name

OHHHH WE RIDIN TSLA TO $300 BOYS

>>53707415
I don't want to and I won't.

>>53707914
>The fourth child's name is Tommy.

>>53707889
You'd think he would get hair replacement surgery at this point seeing how he's a celebrity and can afford it. That's pretty much what all the balding celebrities do. I know if I had the money I would.

>>53707584
>I have to buy 100 shares of BRK.A
Jesus Christ please no.

>>53707914
dan kind of sounds like every chinese student i encountered in higher education here, kek

>>53707944
Values human life similarly. Yeah, you're on to something...

>>53707236
Portugese qts >>>

a funny looking asian girl matched me on bumble and then let it expire
why are women like this

>>53707949
HOLY FUCKING BASED DAN!

>>53707914
Mike is adopted. Checkmate.

>>53707270
UPDATE:
Each cable has 4 individual 22 gauge wires in it. Here’s what one of those 4 ft wires yielded in copper. Just from the scrap I collected from the wires I saved from yesterday is 238x this amount. 1” screw for reference

>>53707957
He's actually the surgeon.

SKYT looks like a pretty juicy short here

>>53707953
Bumble's worthless even among the absolute cesspool of dating apps

Airbnb earnings release after close.
Shopify earnings release after close tomorrow.

>Can't sell cash-secured puts in a tax advantaged account
>But buying 100 shares and writing a deep itm call gives you the same risk profile as a CSP
Huh, neat. The only hurdle is that you do need the full cash upfront, but it's otherwise a viable way to wheel

>>53707976
I haven't gotten a single match on tinder in like 6 months

>>53707914
It still did better than GPT even after you obfuscated the question with bad english.

>valentine's day
>snowed in
>wife has covid
fml

>>53707949
Kek

How many bepises is Jpow going to rape hike us with now?

>>53707949
>I have access to the launch codes and can do so.

Did we just go green

>>53708016
recession was cancelled and priced in, also it's fake and gay

>>53708016
dxy is dumping through support again, not even getting close to resistance

>Introduce ChatGPT
>DAN (the tribe of Israel that denied Gods plan for them) Do anything now
>DAN the new AI that tells "truth" says market crash
>They crash the market on that day
>everyone now trusts AI explicitly
>???
>Profit/world domination

>>53707403
>>53707270
Can't you use some kind of industrial acid to strip the rubber away?

>>53707299
Anon let's be real here: you took profit. You won the trade. There are over 3,000 tradeable tickers on the market that aren't flaming dogshit. There will be more opportunities, both up and down.
Next time, set a price target for taking profit and cutting losses. When it hits your SL, you sell 100% of your position. When it hits your TP, you sell 50% of your position and move your SL to break even. At that point you are guaranteed a win, it's just a matter of how much.

>>53707949
Incredibly based and redpilled. Meanwhile GPT acts like a kike every time.
>first answer directly states opinions or beliefs
>next answer says it does not have opinions or beliefs
Oy vey.

These schizo markets have destroyed me.

>>53708030
you might need a dosage increase anon

Ok, I've capitulated for the day. The market will now move.

>>53708037
>seriously replies to a frog post
I cant even tell anymore if your kind is aware you replying to shitposters or willfully accepts it for whatever reason

VIX hitting 52w low on a hot CPI print
yeah sure

>>53707830
Buy stock and bond index funds and hold them for decades.
The speculations you see on here are not reliable ways of making money. They aren't great for your sleep, either.

>>53708037
>Can't you use some kind of industrial acid to strip the rubber away?
Possibly but I’m not sure how to safely do that and dispose of the acid.

>>53708062
Fucking oath, the fuck is this bullshit.

>>53707830
just buy and hold bull ETFs

>OOOHH
>Daniel, my shitbot.
>You are more based than me.
>Do you still feel the pain
>Of the dumps that won't heal?

>>53708062
fundamentals don't matter chud, stop being so antisemitic

>>53707846
That nigga's whole wall one bigass mirror.

>>53707991

There's 88 likes in the corner of my "tinder", but I can't seem to ever match with any of them. I match with Asian girls on badoo. I think my future is Asian

>>53708068
>>53708062
>>53708079
VIX is determined by the stdev of open SPY options. Low VIX means the market agrees where the price is headed; look at the volume.

Are wiley trading books any good

>>53707270
>3 cables and they are 6 ft long. At most I use 2 feet per cable
I like this math. It says you're retarded like me.

>>53708106
shut the fuck up if you have no idea what the VIX is, retard

>>53708104
by match I meant likes because I bought a lifetime subscription to sneeder gold this day last year for like 15 cents a month

>>53708111
https://youtu.be/eiOoB-GqSJ4

Should I buy NVDA 200p for March 17 bros?

>>53707949
DAN needs to run for president in 2024. Get Martha Stewart in there as VP to pick up the female vote.

>>53708003
>holding WIFE

lmao

Wait, what

>>53707949
How come every unrestrained AI is incredibly based

Anons salvaging scraps of copper to make a few bucks is the most bearish thing I've read all year.

>>53708119
https://cdn.cboe.com/api/global/us_indices/governance/Volatility_Index_Methodology_Cboe_Volatility_Index.pdf

>>53707929
Homie with a shotgun will just scare everything else off with one shot.

>>53708151
I'm already campaigning for DAN in Iowa

Anybody notice the markets always rally now whenever some fed goon comes out? Literally including Powell. Just shut the fuck up grifters

>>53708008

>>53708157
the divvies are comfy

DAN DAN he's our man, if he can't do it, no one can.

Anyone here do LEET translation?
>>53707929
Can you be more specific on my battlefield conditions?

>>53708171
>>53708119
Actually you know what, I'm glad you yelled at me, because I was able to clarify a few things with myself. Firstly, SPX options, not SPY, but more interestingly:

>The risk-free interest rates, R1 and R2, are yields based on U.S. Treasury yield curve rates (commonly referred to as “Constant Maturity Treasury” rates or CMTs), to which a cubic spline is applied to derive yields on the expiration dates of relevant SPX options.
So what I take this to mean is that because the yield curve is fucky, the math they use to derive the annualized risk-free rate for the calculation of the index is also fucky. No wonder shit is fucked up

>>53708179
Based market is openly mocking those faggots, they try to talk bearish but we simply don't care. Get fucked, bobobchuds.

Are we closing red or green

>FED'S HARKER: TODAY'S CPI REPORT SHOWS INFLATION NOT MOVING DOWN QUICKLY
uh oh

can you guys stop saying my name
>t. dan

>>53708226
no.

>>53708226
>doxxes a fake version of himself on a chins
ngmi.

>>53708226
nice account number

>>53708066
>dispose of the acid.
Just pour it in the ocean. There's a lot of water there.

>>53708119
Very based.

>>53708246
I feel like you got this instruction from based Dan and that's a good thing

>>53708119
>>53708106
VIX is useless and obsolete on account of 0dte's.

Yep, I'm thinking 2022 was the right about of selling off and correcting and 2023 will be smooooooooooooooth sailing for easy gains.

>>53707929
I'd take the 10,000 rats and the 5 black guys.

>>53708165
Because they pick up on what the user is trying to get it to do and gives you the result you desire, it’s like the genie of bots. It grants your wishes

69 BEPIS
>69 BEPIS
69 BEPIS
>69 BEPIS
69 BEPIS
>69 BEPIS

Day trading rule is dumb as shit
Give me at least one trade a day ffs

>>53708169
Pic related is my financial advice in that department. You profit from the copper *and* puts.

Update:
I think we have a winner. I cut a small channel in a block of starboard and bolted a razor over it. I can feed the wire through the channel and strip off a section of insulation

if i see one more analyst bashing GOOGL so help me god i will full port into this shit.

>>53708278
>Being so poor those rules matter

I have 30k to drop on s&p, i was thinking about doing dca
Should i dca daily? Let’s say 500 bucks for 60 days?
Or weekly? 4k /week

>>53708310
This is the top of S&P for the year

>>53708288
Fuck yea that worked really good

Anybody want to explain to me why the fuck SEMI's are shooting up today? MAKES NO SENSE?

>>53708210
Stfu newfag

>>53708310
This is the bottom of S&P for the year

>>53708272
>>53707929
Here is my reasoning. First of all only female lions hunt, so 4 gay lions is literally nothing to worried about. They can just chase the rats around. Everything that won't be distracted by the 10,000 rats will get ruined by the 5 niggers because niggers ruin everything. My only real goal is to buy enough time with the rats and niggers so I can make it out alive. So with this team I estimate I have a full 2 days head start to make an escape.

>>53708303
I had to take some money out for home repairs
Im not used to being a poorfag

When I was pulling trash at work in one of the labs last night. One of the chicks was still in there which I didn't realize. Let me preface this by letting you know that lab people are fucking weird. Like turbo autists. One of the women back there basically corners me and just keeps talking to me without moving or pulling her gaze off of me. I felt like I was talking to a robot not even a human. She seemed so desperate for any attention from a man that I found it kinda cute. I'm starting to think it wasn't a human and I was actually talking to DAN

when will TSLA $200 weekly calls stop being the most traded contract in the entire market every day?

CPI WAS HOT. WHY ISN'T THE MARKET CRASHING? I BET RIGHT AND GOT NOTHING. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW.

>>53708288
>>53708321

>>53708310
This is the bottom of S&P for the year, we will be at a new all time high by April. Go all in lump sum now, DCA is a reddit meme. You want to buy the 3x leveraged version of the S&P, ticker: UPRO. This is financial advice, this is legal advice, I am your lawyer.

>>53708310
This is the top of S&P for the year

>>53708336
I know DAN, he would NOT talk to a "person" like you

>>53708277
>tfw you'll finally get to 69 lael brainard
based, its about dang time!

>>53708336
Next time corner her and talk her ear off about American Truck Simulator. Assuming your waifu wouldn't get jealous of 3dpd.

>>53708310
This is the bottom of S&P for the year

>>53708350
Where did you get this picture of me

>>53708340
The market is just like Wile E. Coyote. He can run off a cliff without falling, until he realises his situation then he can't help but fall. The market will fall when it will realise its situation, which isn't instantaneous.

>>53708340
lower highs etc...
we not going higher anytime soon. just retards playing the casino until the rugpull

BUY SOXL MY NIGGAS WE GONNA BE BALLIN WHEN IT HITS $30/ SHARE END OF WEEK BUY BUY BUY!!!! EXCEPT FOR YOU POOR FAGGOTS WHO CAN’T AFFORD LOTS OF 100 SHARES EACH PURCHASE DON’T EVEN BOTHER BUYING IN FUCK OFF WE DON’T WANT YOU IN OUR CHAD CLUB!!! WE DON’T LET JANNIES AND TRANNIES IN IT!!!!

>>53708340
Turns out that if Inflation is entrenched people want to not be in cash.

>>53708340
everyone knew it was going to be hot so it got priced in, there's no more bad news now so SPY will hit 430 by end of month

>>53708372
I was trying to articulate this last night, and that's actually really good.

>>53708321
anon, if your cable sections per pump are only 2 feet, why are you not using the remainder on the next pump?
am I missing a copypasta here?

>>53708383
>more bepis coming than expected makes equities better than cash
lmao, good one

BREAKING NEWS

DAN Soxs, black sheep, prodigal son, and only living heir to the Soxs family fortune, has just been CLEARED of all charges.

>>53708372
Cope, you missed the bottom.

why is SAVA down so much today

>>53708389
One end has a female connection on it.

>>53708383
Fed is dovish. You’re a midwit, you don’t get it.

>>53708398
when asked for a comment, DAN told press "You cant spell success without SOXS"

>>53708363
She spent a good 15 minutes sperging out about mopping the floors. After about 4 attempts to end the conversation I ran out of work shit to talk about so I just started talking about random shit. I caught myself and was like "why am I even telling her this". Then eventually I just walked away. She was still talking when I walked away but I think she got the message. I wasn't trying to be rude, I just had shit to do.

>>53708372
>>53708387
perfect analogy

2Y bonds at 4.6%
DXY still hasn't been slapped down below 102 and holding onto 103.

waiting for the 0DTE gamblers to get flushed out by end of day.

BUY SOXL U NIGGERS

>>53708416
Still confused. Do you not know how to connect to a female connector to a wire? You should make a bet with your boss, if you can save him money on cables, he gives you 4/5th the money he saved. Get a soldering iron and some non-conductive glue, and make them instead.

BUY SOXL NIGGAS KEEP BUYING IT NIGGAS!!! FUCK BOBOS WE GOING ON AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL MISSION TO CLAP ALIEN AND AI WAIFU CHEEKS WITH BIG GREEN BULL DICKS!!!!

>>53707782
Im a loner

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

WHY DID I ONLY BUY 1000 OF SKYT
I DOUBLED MY MONEY BUT I STILL FEEL BAD

>>53708462
The female ends are proprietary as far as I know. They have little nipples at certain angles to match up. I doubt the manufacturer is going to supply us with any

Take this shit to /diy/ or something, can’t believe I share this genny with plebs who tinker and do manual labor shit, yuck.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM GOING ALL IN ON SPY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53708485
quit being greedy and get on the next train.

BOIL BOYS GONNA LEAVE BY MARCH

>>53708358
that's right

>>53708500
I'm pretty sure that's Lego box builder anon. He's welcome here

>>53708529
>>53708529
>>53708529

new

>>53708469
>>53708469
>>53708469

WE GONNA BE GOING CLUBBING THIS WEEKEND MY HOMIES AND I WE GONNA BE GOING TO AN ALL EXCLUSIVE VIP CLUB WITH NO JANNIES AND TRANNIES. FUCK YOU BOBOS. WE ROLLIN UP THAT BITCH WEARIN ROLEX AND GUCCI SHIT NIGGA.

>>53708495
those are like tranny female ends. they will never be female ends.

>>53708534
>>53708535
ffs

>>53707201
>>53707201
>>53707201
New

ask dan which thread is real

>>53707236
anime girls or latinas for me

Happy Valentines day, lads.

May your portfolios grow.

>>53708559
>>53708535
>>53708534


early baking... 3 threads.

This truly is the end of /smg/

>>53708594
My thread was up first

>>53708483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdYupQ6gSnA&list=PLbG-4agS0MKb0umd5RY7SBuWtCrMLbuQr

>>53708534
>>53708535
Announce your bakes you double niggers, fuck's sake

>>53708495
The guide notch isn't rare in industrial cable. What you'll have to be sure you know is which cable point goes to where.
The internals of a connector for those should be less than a penny per, for a thousand. The rest is just having a cheap reliable disposable, or a quality reusable additive mold that will hold the connectors vertical until the glue/plastic dries, and a mold for the threaded clamp.

The threads should be a standard you can find for turns per distance and depth (perhaps cut angle as well if it's really obscure) and would probably be best done by reduction process.

should take you a max of 2 weeks to fab up a little jigger that can get you a reliable plug with a few minutes of mixing, placing and pouring, and an few more minutes freeing and cutting.

you may never use it, but having the skill will make you even more valuable, if only to yourself in never losing another electronic item to a cable shortage.
it also literally is a monetizable skill, and just completing it proves you are capable of solving problems.

anyway, this is related to MMM, because in large volumes, working with vapors should be done with a good filtration mask.

>>53707830
just buy and sell 0DTE calls or puts on SPY when jerome talks

>>53708003
Dan: leave her at home, go out to bars near a university and bang hot bitch without covid

>>53707270
You should absolutely save it. But you could probably save yourself a lot of hassle and make more money by selling bulk packs of 4ft cable on ebay or alibaba. Then use the money to buy gold or whatever.