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half the country dying from poisoned water is bullish

St. Valentines Day Massacre tomorrow.

Why are they doing this to us? Are they jealous of our covenant with god?

>>53700176
Yes, the massacre of the bobos
CPI is going to come in deflationary... HARD

Bulls on Parade

Not everyone is ngmi, but no matter what happens, it's been fun posting with you frens

deflationary CPI would be bearish, asset prices going down

>>53700201
Bearish for normies, not for stock traders though

BUDDY LOOK AT MICHIGAN STATE COMPUTER

tbills are paying 5% at what point do I just fuck off to there?

>>53700213
You haven't already done that?

I am not used to working yet

>>53700219
I'm so glad I retired at 30

>>53700182
because it is funny

>>53700213
> he hasn't been stockpiling cash & cash equivalents since JPOW started tightening

>>53700211
NO REFUNDS

>>53700239
3-4% is whatever, but 5% actually activates the neurons

Assuming this tweet is accurate: post your most absurd conspiracy theories.

6.21% YOY CPI today => 2.70% YOY in June
After that we seesaw a bit ending the year at 2.80'ish.

Screencap this.

>>53700173
>>53700209

Fucking chemical nuclear bomb explodes in Ohio and we just get alien stories and that faggot Pete buttjuice saying we need more people of color so trains won't derail

>>53700233
I want to kms. Best case scenario for me retiring at 40 or something. Still no woman in my life, looks deteriorating like crazy... I'm scheduled for a hair transplant soon, which will set me back even more (~16K).

>>53700266
Its not that they're incompetent anon.
Its that they hate us.

>>53700156
Ayyyyy lmao edition

>>53700264
my most absurd conspiracy theory is that the tweet is not accurate

>>53700264
>>53700266
My online friends are all talking about it though. Is it just that I have a more educated peergroup, or is it actually nothing? It's one or the other; it's either a new 9/11 event, or a distraction, or a simple fuck up. If it's a distraction, then from what? The markets are probably about to crash, in any case.

>>53700288
Was listening to this when I opened that gif and it's pretty fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYr7AvYjE4

>futures

>>53700266
Funny thing about that, a movie was just filmed in East Palestine Ohio, White Noise. It came out about 6 weeks ago. The story is about a train derailment that causes an Airbourne Toxic Event that the main character is exposed to.
Predictive programming is real.

jannies tongue my anus

>>53700299

It's probably not accurate. Because it would mean there are like 10 bad actors working in concert.

>tfw been putting off haircut for over a year, finally do it and my hairline isn't as bad off as i thought

>>53700332
the bad actors are the hundreds of false reports flooding the dispatch

>>53700213
won't this mean long term bonds will eventually slowly creep higher as well?

>>53700319
>it’s real
Yeah man. They have to tell us what they’re going to do before they do it or they don’t get credit from the big nigger down stairs.
Captcha: 0Y TRN

>>53700265
How about starting the year with a .6% print?

>>53700319
>jack gladness a "professor of Hitler studies" has his life disrupted by a cataclysmic train accident that created a crowd of chemical waste
>released December 30th

I think they are trying to taunt the people that notice things at this point...

>>53700332
Nah man, it's the glowniggers trying to cover up the fact that we are being invaded by reptilian satanists from outer space. PS. Don't eat the goyslop.

>>53700319
is that stacy's mom? cos she's got it going on

>>53700264
with a spread like that, probably a racially motivated attack. the question is who on who. with the wild 2023 bingo card of hapoonings it's hard to pick a most likely pairing. that said, if we're going for real schizo theories I'm going to go with recovery/theft of evidence from the Huron shootdown even though that doesn't make any sense.

stay safe out there smg bros. even you Rocker if you're not the one shooting up the place.

rocker a good boy
he just want to play his downloaded ROMs in peace

>>53700386
>>53700392

Suspect is black and I don't think Rocker would have the cardio to move around that much distance anyways

>>53700411
>suspect is black
Boom instant memory hole. Never to be talked about again. Not in the agenda. Will not be covered.
Just like the Ohio incident. It will not be covered. Nothing will be done. Pete Buttplug will not address it. Millions will die from the after effects but it will be labeled a conspiracy theory.

They hate us.

>>53700381
They love hiding things in plain sight.
But their karmic system is such that they must inform you beforehand. If you don't follow their warning, then it's YOUR fault for not "inviting in" that information.

>>53700392
Anticipation is a goat nes party game to play with other people by the way

Which Bobos bought puts

Show yourself so we may identify the dead in the upcoming purging

>>53700429
>if you don't follow their warning
Ah sorry, forgot to watch their shitty movie. Guess everyone should have just left Ohio and half the East Coast. Thanks for the heads up.

>>53700424
>manlet
everytime

>>53700423

Is she a vampire?

THE PRINTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

https://youtu.be/1u3MdaQDeh0

>>53700433
Imagine being ohio

>>53700392
>>53700411
Yeah I know it's not Rocker I'm just giving him shit for being nearby

>>53700411
>Suspect is black
Alright, first guess is black-on-asian violence, second is petty dispute/low level crime spilling over into the campus environment

>>53700381
I had to read that book at one point. It was not very good.

>>53700430
who the fuck would want to play nes with me?
it's not the early 2000s where you could be big man on campus with a nes in your dorm room and impress all the nostalgic hotties in their retro ringer tees
fuck i want to go back

>>53700433
Yes, but there would have been some kind of hidden signal that they would have paid attention to, such as the release date, the box office numbers, even the title. Numerology is their game.

>>53700441
Imp/Demon

>>53700456
just get poem anon to visit you.
Then you can play 2 player Krazy Kreatures together

I want coke boomer’s wife’s hairy pussy

>>53700468
I can't travel right now

What's you guy's mid-term play? Mine is SKYT

What's your guy's short-term play? Mine is NRDS

Important Stock Market Related Thought Experiment

You’re in an arena with:

>50 hawks
>10 crocodiles
>3 brown bears
>15 wolves
>1 hunter w/ .22 LR hunting rifle
>7 buffalo
>10,000 rats
>5 gorillas
>4 lions

Pick 2 of these groups of animals to defend you. The others attack you. Goal is to survive 1 hour.

What do you pick and why?

For me, it's the hunter with the rifle and the 7 buffalo. Buffalo are absolute physical beasts with tons of aggression and could even gore bears and lions with horns

>>53700488
Mid term? The mid term SOXX bull run hasn’t even started yet

>>53700476
Who is coke boomer?

>>53700468
>>53700483
i'm just a short hop down 405/167

>>53700490
3 bears and gorillas for sure

>>53700488
I'm legit just SKYT. 1/3rd of my entire portfolio is in it. The rest is in cash.
I might buy some Hyundai as well.

Honestly don't know what else to get.

Should i take a temp job even though i have a few months of unemployment remaining?

>>53700490
so much more info needed
what kind of hawks? what sort of agency do the animals have?

>>53700511
Check out PBR

>>53700488
mid-term:
>MRO
>AEM
>TECK

short term:
>3M treasuries
>Cash

>>53700495
Gahhh, I know.... I wish I was more liquid right now, I would go in SOXX and in SKYT shares and options
>>53700511
How many shares?

>>53700490
10k rats
7 Buffalos, if they fight to the death.

I don't think you guys understand just how many rats that is. Rats get big and nasty.

>>53700490
10,000 rats, 50 hawks.

>>53700490
I'll take the hunter and 10,000 rats. Just keep your distance and let the rat hoard overwhelm everything while the hunter snipes the bigger animals.

None of the other choices work at all.. the hunter instant kills you if you don't take him and the rats are unstoppable

>>53700490
10,000 rats, 50 hawks, and 15 wolves.

>>53700515
Do you already have an offer or would you be searching from scratch?

>>53700532
this was going to be my answer, need to know what kind of hawks though

>>53700490
A horde of rats could overwhelm anything. Birds are problematic and only the hunter could stop them. So I would say the hawks and rats.

>>53700540
I have an interview setup and typically that leads to an offer, its only 20/ hour though and the contract is three months.. i dont have many options kek could lead to more opportunities etc..

>>53700534
I change my vote to this. Didn't see the hunter.

>>53700524
Brazil is currently run by communists. They just asked PBR to pay back 5 billion in "taxes" last week. They're fucken insane.

>>53700534
This is the only correct answer with the info given. The hunter and the rats are too powerful not to pick. I am just not sure how the hunter and the rats deal with the 50 hawks.

>>53700528
950ish.

>>53700550
Not worth it desu.. companies that use temps are absolutely cancer and it hardly pays more than unemployment. I would use the months remaining to continue to apply for jobs because you can always find some random bullshit temp work if it comes to that

Lie on your resume, don't say you are unemployed while looking for work and just tailor your recent work history to match the job you are applying for

>>53700567
50 hawks can overwhelm the hunter, rats swarm the fuck out of anything else. You could even have a bulletproof shield made out of rats.

>>53700490
10k rats alone would hold off almost all of those from sheer volume. After that it's between the hunter and one of the big game, I'd go with bears as they can realistically tank a .22 thereby countering the hunter, and would at least stand a chance against the other big game. Buffalo is a strong 3rd but it's just not build for animal-on-animal combat the way a bear is.

>>53700532
Also, can I take the hunter's rifle once they die? I think the hawks can deal with the hunter while rats wail on the other shit, then I can deal with the wolves and the lions.

>>53700531
>>53700532
>>53700534
>>53700535
>>53700545
Goddamn, I was not expecting so many people to choose the 10,000 rats. I'm pretty curious, why?

10k rats is pretty hard for me to visualize though, it would be like a sea of rats that just completely swarm and envelope all the animals around it?

It appears the only correct answer is 10k rats and 50 hawks.
You simply can't deal with that many rats and you can't deal with that many birds if you don't take them.

You have to pick this. The hunter would be overwhelmed in seconds from the birds and the rats will kill everything else.

if i were jeff bezos i would just spend my days making shit like that thought experiment real. what's the point of having all that money otherwise

>>53700490
10K rats and 7 buffalo ez

>>53700588
Checked.

That's a lot of dough and a good investment. I wish I had saved money to take a stake in it like that :(

50 hawks + 10,000 rats seems like a viable and powerful combo.

You could send out 10 hawks to swarm the hunter and then put rats on the backs of the other 40 hawks to create a massive aerial attack on the other animals.

You’d still have 1,000+ rats to form a wall of protection.

>>53700567
You and the hunter just got to punch or grab one. They won't be able to fly for an hour straight right??

>>53700605
anyone would be overwhelmed by 20-50 rats. 10,000 would be incredible, like a plague of locusts clearing a field.

>>53700567
I'm looking at hawk attacks on humans and I think you could outlast the 50 hawks just by wearing the right clothing.. you would probably be cut up really bad but the priority is definitely taking out the lions/gorillas/bears/buffalo

>>53700592
I did consider the coccoon of rats to stop bullets, but that's why I said with the info given. i think we have to assume other than identifying enemies and allies, and being hyper aggressive, the animals would behave as they would naturally.

if animal behavior can be controlled, then yes, i would totally agree rats + hawks are the best combo.

>>53700630
>10 hawks
>swarm the hunter
Hawks don't fight in packs, they won't swarm shit. Also he's a hunter, any capable hunter would be able to shoot a hawk out of the air especially if they're confined to the arena. The only high IQ take is the hunter and 10k rats. If you think otherwise than I regret to inform you that you're retarded

>>53700550
Assuming the unemployment program's rules let you go back on if you don't get anything after the contract ends, might as well try to get the job.

>>53700605
500 would probably be a proper number

I think we can all agree rats are OP and need to be nuked to 1k tops

>>53700534
Defended by 3 brown bears and ten crocodiles. We win every time.

>>53700490
Saw this on twitter earlier. I'd go with the hawks and the wolves.

Realistically I don't think there's any winning option, but it's a guaranteed loss without either the hunter or the hawks. The problem is the hunter's just one guy and would get ripped to shreds by bears, lions, or w/e else you don't pick. So hawks are a must pick. You simply can't survive without air superiority.
As for the second choice, rats are an intuitive pick because 10k is a big number, but realistically the power level of a rat is so much lower than some of the others, and it doesn't scale. It's like sending a battalion of unarmed soldiers across the battlefield against a wave of tanks. Theortically you could argue that maybe the rats could form a mountain of flesh and blockade around your body keeping you safe, but we're not talking about magical coordinated rats, are we?
Buffalo are out of the running as well - if you've ever seen them they're just lazy as fuck. Same with crocs.
So that leaves bears, wolves, gorillas and lions. Honestly these are all reasonably powerful choices, but in my opinion the wolves have superior speed, damage, and quantity in this hypothetical scenario to solidly control the field.

>>53700490
I've seen this meme. I personally think the rats are overrated.

It all depends on the arena size. Island? How many square miles?

I'd take the hunter and the brown bears. Or the hawks and the bears. Depending on location. Also, am I armed?

>>53700685
Ya, that bring up a good point. Are the two defending you, like defending you with their life? Or just being natural dumb animals? I'd assume the former.

The rats will roll over the other animals. They'll hop on them, go for their eyes, their necks, dig and chew.
Sure some of them might get knocked away briefly, or squished, but thousands won't and those thousands will shred the bears and all the others slowly but surely. The animals will be in an insane amount of pain.

The rats are too op. Needs to be knocked down to 1k.

>>53700696
former, not latter. Every animal group is actually trying to defend you and attack other animals tactically

Anybody else feel that this is the beginning of the American collapse? I will be shorting a lot of stocks that deal with water.

You really only need 10000 rats to make it.

>>53700654
no i dont think thats possible... maybe?

>>53700591
Its an accounting firm too, what could i say I do for work right now? maybe labor or something

>>53700707
>American collapse
Just buy water stocks you dumb doomerposter

>>53700707
I feel so powerless. I can't believe the government is ignoring something of this level.
They really don't get it. THOSE STUPID FUCKERS. ALL THAT WATER POISONED FOREVER. THE WATER THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE DRINK.

>>53700721
>>53700724
I'm afraid there won't be that much drinkable water left in a few years...

>>53700707
>Anybody else feel that this is the beginning of the American collapse?
Nah. That was 3 years ago lol

>>53700733
Simple we just invade other countries and steal their natural resources like we always do

>>53700490
I don't think you understand how huge 10k rats is

Everybody shut the fuck up, the only hawks I want to hear about are the ones at the Federal Reserve.

>>53700733
I know.
I give up. Those in charge let this happen even though they have so long to prepare. Maybe they're doing it to push this great reset, which will fail obviously. They don't understand how chaotic the human spirit is.
All I can do is try to ride the wave.

>>53700713
basically this, only a fucking imbecile wouldn't pick the rats. gorillas encircled around you are likely your best alternate defense. hawks won't save you from 15 wolves. crocodiles are retarded. 4 lions aren't fucking with gorillas or buffalos. only reason for gorillas > buffalos is hands & thumbs.

>>53700707
No. The White House just had the Defense Secretary's office on the podium today saying that the damage was minimal and none of this /pol/ bullshit even came to fruition. Now they're cleaning it up, they're not just letting it sit there. The black bitch doesn't tell the truth but the Defense Department doesn't bullshit as much. But the spill may cause some cancer God forbid

>>53700733
25% of the world's freshwater is in the lake just above you on the upper right side of the map..

>>53700703
>The rats will roll over the other animals. They'll hop on them, go for their eyes, their necks, dig and chew.
>Sure some of them might get knocked away briefly, or squished, but thousands won't and those thousands will shred the bears and all the others slowly but surely. The animals will be in an insane amount of pain.
Good point. Imagine 500 rats swarming a bear or buffalo lol

>>53700749
Rats weight less than a pound each. A full grown gorilla is 500 pounds. You're picturing an unimaginably big number and just defaulting to saying rats win, but it's not as crazy as you'd think. People tend to have trouble understanding large numbers.
The rat wall of flesh would be weak and flimsy. Torn to shreds by a single lion.

This is precisely why discussing power levels is a total waste of time.

>>53700733
>>53700707
Not only does the set of lakes between canada and the US contain more than 20% of the globes fresh water.... we have pipelines already running through it into the US...

>>53700703
And the bulls and crocodiles, etc... will be going with the same intensity. I think it's closer than you think.

I agree rats need to get nerfed though. Maybe 1-3k

Fuck outta here with your /pol/ scared nonsense soi garbage, you fuckin' gays.

The thing about having 10,000 rats on your side is that even if you lose all the other animals go home with rat plagueaidspox to spread to their families.
10000 rat alway win.

chill out doomer fgts

Women have vaginas

>>53700779
The question is not who wins (obviously the rats) but who can keep you safe. There's an argument to be made for buffalos or crocodiles charging through the rat lake and getting to you before they get swarmed.

>>53700752
You stfu. Nobody knows what the data's gonna say. Discussing it in advance is just poisoning us with bias. All we know is this:
>more than 5.5% core = pivot canceled
>less than 5.5% core = put on your bull hat
>exactly 5.5% core = as predicted, probably a 3% red day

>>53700779
>T.

>>53700779
>Rats weight less than a pound each.
Rats might be small but rats lunge and bite you if they are attacking.

Just try to visualize 500 rats swarming a single buffalo, bear, wolf, lion, or gorilla

>>53700822
(Content Warning)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)

You think you beat inflation, huh?

>>53700832
>rat
>fangs
kek

>>53700832
>devil's got me pack of lindt!
>72% ya mongrel

If anyone's looking for non-rat-fighting stock market content, Bianco's latest video has got some charts suggesting 0dte's are what killed NSPY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIfBGxNLuSA

Also you can just have the 50 hawks and 1 hunter. The hawks take turns carrying you for the hour, hunter does whatever. gg.

>>53700839
>implying JPOW is done raising rates

>>53700860
Hawks get tired.
Hunter doesn’t have enough ammo.
You land. You die.

You can’t beat the rats.

>>53700842
Devil is in the details. If me and the hunter had flamethrowers... id take him and a group of big critters any day

>>53700860
>Also you can just have the 50 hawks and 1 hunter. The hawks take turns carrying you for the hour, hunter does whatever. gg.
Even 10 hawks cannot carry a human.

As a general rule, hawks can't carry anything that is heavier than their own body weight. Therefore, most hawks can't carry more than around one to three pounds in weight. This means that it is possible for a hawk to pick up and carry a very small dog or cat but this is highly unlikely.

Average adult male is say 175 lbs. You'd need more than 50 hawks to carry one man lol

>>53700868
We're talking *50* hawks though. Obviously they take turns and swap off if they get tired.

>>53700767
>>53700783
That's the other thing; those lakes are not that fresh anymore(especially when they will build more chip plants near them) and will dry up from demand. Already happened to the Colorado River.

up or down tomorrow?

>>53700707
America is already in collapse, but it's one of those things you can't put a timeline on. There's probably no coming back from what is going on, but there's really no telling when things will crash with meaningful finality or what that will actually look like. You can see more and more people slowly realizing what's going on, but you want to be long gone before enough people realize. I'm working with like a 1-3 year timeline.

>>53700893
They're just going to fake the numbers again then revise it later so I think it's up

>>53700864
>median end-of-year projection of 5.1%

>>53700891
The Colorado River is in a way smaller, much drier watershed. You can't even come close to draining the Great Lakes unless you go full Matt Yglesias/1 Billion Americans and at that point the population problem solves itself as bloody civil war ensues.

>>53700893
>up or down tomorrow?

You guys are retarded. 10 thousand of anything will overpower anything a tenth of that. This is far more interesting if you take away the 10 thousand number. 5 gorillas and 3 brown bears are all you need.

So it’s obvious with the updated cpi calcs we’re gonna moon right? I’m 6 figs balls deep into calls.
Anyhing I’m not seeing?

>>53700903
>America collapsing
Can people stop with this meme already. This country literally had a Civil War and we rebounded from that. You have to be the dumbest person on the short bus to believe that America will collapse over some Twitter fingers

>>53700915
10 crocodiles alone would make mincemeat of them. Primordial predators. Like delta P, once they've got you, they've got you.

>>53700915
10,000 ants will overpower 1,000 humans? Lol no, what the fuck are you talking about

>>53700860
kek nkla on his watchlist

>>53700605
10,000 is just too many. The other animals have no way to stop them from attacking, and that number of rats can bring down big animals by attrition. On defense, they're the only barrier big enough to slow down all that other shit at once.

Terrain is unspecified other than "arena." If it's an open area like a gladiatorial arena, you have no protection from rats. Even if you have trees to climb, rats can climb too. The 1 hour limit means a fast paced battle with no prep time, so building a shelter solid enough to keep out rats is impossible unless the terrain is conveniently designed to provide anti-rat defenses, which is unlikely.

Hawks can be stopped by any overhead barrier, so they're only a problem if you're in open terrain and you can't control the rats to use as a shield. But if you are in those conditions, the hunter can instakill you and nothing can stop the rats. There's only 50 hawks so you have better odds against them. If you have complex terrain, like jungles and caves, those favor the hunter and rats more.

>>53700922
Romans could say the same shit in 200 AD, look how the next few centuries turned out for them.

>>53700490
10,000 rats and the hunter. Thats a wall of rats.

>>53700906
Thats with current data. Lets see how inflation reacts to winter ending.

>>53700903
It will just keep getting a little bit worse every year for the next generation. Zoomers might get to see the collapse but it will probably be the generation after zoomers that usher in the end times

I can't imagine how fat/gay/trans/mentally ill America will be by 2080

>>53700903
Or it could look like crossing the Rubicon you frickin doomers and it could be for not another 100 years.

What you're saying is we're on the precipice of a golden shining bullrun AI revolution? Count me in. Buying all AI stocks at open. Slaying all soi bois at close. Taking this country to beautiful heavenly oblivion by the end of the fiscal year

Go fuck yourself

>>53700930
Yeah, fuck knows why those'd be among the day's top traded options. NKLA wasn't reporting earnings that day or anything.

>>53700937
Flamethrowers will neutralize the rat problem, easily. Especially if you choose another hunter.

>>53700926
Bears in tandem with gorillas is a wall of beef crocodiles wouldt get through,
>>53700929
Yeah actually. Good luck trying to workin tandem with 1k people getting swarmed by ants. It would only take a few hundred to cover you head to toe

>>53700392
Fucked up thing is i'm going to lansing this weekend to visit some friends from college. Strange timing for this event

>>53700713 That would make NYC the most powerful city in the world

>>53700963
how can they not calculate 0dte vix it's just numbers

>>53700954
You are such a GAAAAYYYYY. Shill a stock you Doomer GAY. Make some MONEY BUDDY LOOK AT OK COMPUTER.

You guys are forgetting that rats are social creatures. That means their morale would break after the first thousand, hell, maybe the first hundred, die.

>>53700716
>no i dont think thats possible... maybe?
Check the rules and find out. The laws often have quirks you can take advantage of.

>>53700922
Genetics are more damaging that war

>>53700920
If stated inflation is 6.5% but that's rigged and its really 8%-10% that's too much volatility and its going to break the economy.
So you shouldn't be hoping for them to rig it just to fool the market

Just because you're 22 and you have a sick fascination with standing too close to trains, you shouldn't come here to try to shit on your parade. We've been beating you for centuries and there's a reason for that. Our attitudes. You can't break it. We're men.

We see you peering in. Get the fuck out of here or come get your neck cut off. VROOOM there's the train

Oh no jeet hours on Bloomberg are horrible. This channel is unviewable outside of US market hours.

>>53700922
It's not collapsing per se, it's a controlled collapse. They have a plan for what happens after, they just have to completely destroy the middle class and demoralize everyone first.

>>53700938
>next few centuries
Sounds like we got a couple more centuries till we collapse.

>>53700966
Flamethrowers are definitely cheating. Only the hunter would even know what he's dealing with.

>>53700972
That wall of beef gets chomped into and it's bleeding out for another 59 minutes.

>>53700977
>Badger_I_Dont_Know.gif
Maybe they're just throwing some interns at it rather than the A team.

>>53700651
>A hunter with one semi auto .22 can shoot (and kill)15 wolves, 50 hawks, 7 buffalo, or literally anymore than 2-3 things before they descend upon him. In an arena.
Come on, bro. Have you ever shot a rifle?

>>53700996
Trains were never on the table for this arena battle chud, stop making shit up

the train got derailed anyway, it's not a threat

>>53701002
History has a funny way of speeding up. What with instant global communication and cheap nearly-supersonic travel.

>>53700990
Who cares, they’ve decided to kick the can down the road and so I’ll play.

>>53700978
YANG
BOIL

Google soon is a great buy but I'm waiting for the market wide pullback that is going to start soon (maybe tomorrow but march/April at the latest) before I am bullish about much of anything

>>53700759
>hawks won’t save you from wolves
One eagle can kill a wolf. Watch the mongols do it.

>>53701006
Maybe it's an assault rifle
From what I've heard everyone loves their assault weaponry.

>>53700156
SHORT SOXL
>buy SOXS

>>53701003
Gorillas and bears. Those crocs are getting 1 bear and that’s it

Is it cpi today?

>>53701025
try it on the ES on 3 min chart please

>>53701022
hawks aren't eagles my man.

>>53701022
Do you see an option for 10 Mongolians? Cause I don't, which means the hawks are relatively untrained.

>>53700881
Bro 10k rats could probably kill anything that walks this earth.

>>53701022
hawks are literally incapable of picking up animals heavier than 5 lbs

>>53701017
The fed is not in the drivers seat. They'll be forced to raise rates sooner rather than later and the market is heavily mispricing that probability right now.

>>53701037
Cocks aren’t D.Eagles either.

>>53701028
The bear's claws and jaws may be able to do some work, but those gorillas aren't going to be able to do shit against a croc.

>>53700424
>short and black
Motive is clear, he was a frustrated incel. The recent pew stats show blacks are actually over represented in the single stats at 47%.

Born to be a stock analyst
Will die as a retail investment advisor
Feels bad man

>>53701034
It's gorilla fight day. And yes, also CPI day. You can see the exact time for your timezone using an economic calendar like https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

anyone else going to play 0DTEs for the CPI release tomorrow? hoping for a 10x if my cointoss is right

so how hard are we pumping tomorrow?

>>53701040
Bro
>/petattack <t>
>/ja “Kill Command” <t>

Done

I assume your talking about E-MINI s&p 500 futures and not eversource energy, works okay on the spx i'll see what kind of read i can generate

>>53701003
@10:15 literally my trading strategy, are we breaking this shit?

>>53701050
Literally grab a croc. BY the tail and swing it like a weapon against other animals. Gorillas are super streathng

Lets say the rats are overrated and the hawks are overrated.Hunter + buffalo?.. you and the hunter ride the Buffalo. The Buffalo just run in circles around the arena for an hour while the hunter shoots. Buffalo never stop moving so the rats can't overwhelm or catch them

>>53701050
How the fuck can someone actually think that a gorilla wouldn't be able to heem a crocodile

>>53701068
Are we talking water buffalo or bison/American buffalo? Because one is optimized for goring, the other stampeding.

>>53701068
Good strategy, bears can reach a similar max speed as a buffalo.

>>53701074
>0 protection against croc bite
>Herbivorous teeth can't break through croc leather
>Nile crocs can weigh over 2,000 pounds
Harambe is fucking dead, kiddo. Long CROX.

Day five of building a billion dollar company in five years. The actuator design is beginning to take shape.

>>53687983

>rats find me the winning ticket
hooked on the spdrs

>>53701074
Depends. If they're close to water, gorillas cannot swim, so a croc would have the advantage of they can get a hold of one and drag it into the water.

>>53701095
Arena. Gladiator style. Stop it

about to use all my margin writing puts on dpz cause their pizza is tasty as heck

>>53701087
kek

>>53701100
They sometimes flooded the Colosseum for mock naval battles. No reason the arena couldn't have sections with various biomes. In fact, someone putting together this lavish fight would spring for that extra expense to add to the entertainment value.

>>53701077
>>53701085

Buffalo wouldn't be used for combat outside of stomping some rats. They can run 35 mph for 4-5 hours straight. Some of the other animals can be fast (bear/lion) but they will be quickly exhausted from sprinting or picked off by the hunter.

>>53701102
>use all my margin
bad idea, keep a 20% cushion. i roll at 75% margin on average

Smg’s autism will be focused on rats, crocs, gorillas, and bears for the next 8 hours

>>53701117
And I fully support it

>>53701117
What's a balanced number of wolves and lions here to make them competitive? 25? 50?

>>53701117
good night rat

Next question.
They aren’t automatically hostile.

>>53701128
25 lions, 50-75 wolves. i'd take 50 wolves over the gorillas, buffalo, & bears. Again, swarming is OP.

>>53701102
Bring back pepperoni rolls and I'll consider going long.

>>53701136
Rhino because they can't fit through the doorway and I can hide in the closet, around the corner and out of view. ezpz

I need asian pussy. That is a fact. How do I get it?

>>53701136
Rhino's the least likely to bother attacking me.

>>53701136
obviously not the bottom two. Definitely not the rhino, they're cunts. i take the dragon and sit on it.

>>53701136

Dafuq is that lizard gonna do if I get ontop of my fridge?

Buy YANG

>>53701136
This one sucks.
>gorilla
Peace-loving, might teach you some sign language but that's it
>komodo dragon
Can be killed or crippled due to its size.
>the other two
You're already dead.

>>53701035
still tuning this thing manually. 3m chart performance not great, best i could generate

>>53701136
I feel like if you just sat still in a room and made no noise with a gorilla in the apartment they probably would cause you any harm

>>53701136
Gimme that 'Rilla. He'd be my buddy.

Now a chimp on the other hand...

>>53701136
Gorilla, easy. Since the apartment isn't his territory he'd just be shy.

>>53701115
yeah that's what i meant. all the margin im comfortable using without risk of margin call

>>53701148
Isn't there some Asian Tinder? TanTan or something?

>>53701136
Komodo dragon. No question. They're ambush predators. They're not a chase you down and fuck you up kind of lizard. Give dragon a heat lamp and some chicken, it'll chill with you on the couch most likely.

is anyone here real or are you all bots? nobody ever yous me

>>53701173
>Now a chimp on the other hand...
Chimps are bros

Don’t you him

>>53701189
You don't have any chicken. The only meat in the apartment is you.

>>53701197
YOOHOO

>>53701136
All suck but I guess I'm taking the gorilla

>>53701136
Is that a komodo dragon? Are they aggressive?

>>53701189
Yeah but if the komodo dragon bites you even once you're dead

>>53701191
>1 post
>absolutely fucking retarded muh 10x on 0dtes tomorrow

Look basically the hawks can't do that much damage do you just put a jacket over your head and just rely on the Buffalo to keep running you around for an hour

>>53701191
You want us to (You) >>53701058 ? I'd much rather look up whether rhinos are friendly or dicks than be like "bro, yeah, I think it'll go down/up!" Unless you've got an edge, that's just betting on red or black.

>>53701173
frfr chimps be bussin

uhh bros

>>53701193
Actually not a bad movie.

I love how smg has been overtaken by this convo, lol. It's awesome.

I hope PLTR runs more tomorrow, same with SKYT.

>>53701212
cool map

>>53701220
Jerome
Powell
Murdered
Their
Accounts

BUY PUTS NOW

>>53701220
J pow might take all

>>53701150
you obviously haven't heard that they like to keep their prey alive while they eat it for days so it won't spoil. or that they actively hunt humans by hiding under beds and shit on the island the live on. or that they can outrun you easily.

You guys fight this? It’s poisoned too, it’s bite will send you into shock after 20 min.

I demand red tomorrow. RED.
>>53701200
Even so. I know reptile behaviour very well, including monitor behaviour as I worked with several at a reptile rescue several years ago. A Komodo isn't that different in temperament to a savannah monitor. They don't attack unprovoked and, more importantly for the scenario, they don't chase much. I would be much more concerned about a crocodile.

>>53701225
Yeah it's one of my favorite maps. You will notice the first world countries don't mutilate baby dicks for blood cults

>>53701232
So do I, mate.

>>53701179
honestly not bad, jan19'24 300p looks like stealing 2k.

>>53701225
what is the history behind Florida becoming a literal colony of NE? didn't all the wall street types used to vacation in nantucket and newport as recently as the 50s? how did so many transplants happen so quick?

reminder we bottom 90 days after the first rate CUT

>>53700431
I got some cheap puts on Disney. I always do when I hear about anti White stuff

>>53701225
Why are coke states so poor?

>>53701193
>>53701222
I didn't really enjoy the film as much as others did. I never got the whole chimp thing and the shoe standing up by itself thing. I did like how Jordan Peele incorporated super unique sound production for the spaceship thing. If there's anything that the Nope movie did really well, it was spooky sound production for le mysterious ufo

>>53701251
yeah that's my thoughts too

>>53701263
weed idk

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>>53701283
you bought soxs right anon?

>>53700197
It’s ogre in 7 hours

>>53701270
250 looks good too. as per IBKR;
>2110/7359, 28.8% return on margin on 300 strike
>1050/3550, 29.5% return on margin on 250 strike

>>53701311
i'm ready glhf fren

>>53701222
I don’t feel represented

>>53701166
so what is the theory of your autowin ? is it a better RSI?

>>53701322
come on shit cunt

>>53701322
Roll

>>53701322
Rolling for I AM A COCK

>>53701322
Rolling for shit the bed.

>>53701322
LETS FUCKIN GOOO

>>53701322
nigger monkey

>>53701136
rhino, they have very poor eyesight and are easily kited.

>>53701322
checked and roll

>>53701322
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>>53701322
Big fan of Dr. Gay

>>53701425
FUCK NIGGA I AIN'T GAY

>>53701322
I’ll take one

>>53701136
>They aren’t automatically hostile.
But are they hungry?

>>53701439
based you got the best one

>>53701322
rolling in epic bread

>>53701440
>faggot bull
kek

>SolarEdge beats revenue, growth, raises margin significantly
>-6% after hours

>Palantir posts first profit ever
>+17% after hours

God damn it I knew I should have bought Palantir why do I listen to you retards

it's been a fun night with the boys
tomorrow, our jubilation turns to dust

>>53701351
it's just stochrsi with form fitting the chart taken to it's absurd logical conclusion.
it will still eat shit in a trend, just less than rsi and it's somewhat adaptive.

Really jogs the noggin

>>53701351
the real strategy here is fitting the chart to the indicator and not the other way around. some pairs work well with indicators some do not. just don't play on the ones that eat shit with indicators.

>>53701225
What the absolute fuck? I have spent my life in California, but also Idaho/Washington, and everyone called it soda there as well. No one says "pop" in the Pacific Northwest. It's soda here.

Dollar dumping before cpi, you know what that means

>>53701584
Oil will poomp

>>53701584

>>53701532
doubly vaxxed, don't care.

>>53701612
I‘m quad vaxxed nigga get on my level

>>53701612
You haven't gotten your 5th booster yet? What are you a nazi or something?

>>53701616

>>53701625
Ironically I don't think vaxxed causes this problem. I think its lifestyle.

>>53701648
>>53701648
>>53701648
>>53701648

>>53701187
ChingChing